Session 12 Transcript (Deepgram) - 2026-07-08
Deepgram nova-3 transcript (diarized, campaign keyterms). Duration ~124 min. Speaker numbers are diarization guesses, not fixed players. Canon lives in the session summary and atomic notes; this is the primary raw record. Deepgram request 019f43aa-0acd-7f80-b51f-90d5304d92f5.
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And Old Tin Top’s Juke Joint and Casino
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with
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Isilrod laying down his instrument
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once more after the last song.
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Old Tin Top beckoning forth. And out in the crowd, it’s a jovial splendor.
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Out front, you can look out. You can see Rave Brighton
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pooping and hollering at the announcement of the new Victor of the Night Song, Bard Inn spirit,
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Summer Mogham railing more lines,
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Dylan Cooper clapping,
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Cloak,
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the Monkeys all
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just jiving up and down on the chandeliers and the rafters,
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topsy
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admiring, perhaps even wanting an autograph
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as she is 1 to do.
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And so we begin. Old Tin Top has just
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requested your audience back at his office.
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Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:00:59]
Yeah. I’ll follow you. Right then.
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Come right this way. In the meantime, as per tradition, the rest of you bards play another few songs, and
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get on out of here. Stay a longer while if you wish. It’s up to you.
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And with that, Itzel rod and
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Old Tin Top
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exit stage.
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Go down to the left wherein you see a ladder and exit with a ladder that’s going up to an even higher little
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shanty
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hut atop there.
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While y’all are climbing up,
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Summer Mogham
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has taken the stage and is playing some some death metal
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vibes.
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Bodius,
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could you roll a perception perception check for me?
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Speaker 3 · [0:01:53]
Dude, that wasn’t even a roll. I didn’t really roll. You should roll it.
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split the difference. He he literally dropped it with difference. No no turns. Split the difference. I did just kinda It fell straight through the sky with no turns.
Speaker 1 · [0:02:17]
Could could be a strategic role in the future. So call it a You received a 12. Call it a 12. You
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don’t notice anything but just feel a tug.
Speaker 1 · [0:02:28]
A tug. What’s a tug? Hard to do.
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I’m I’m
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patting my body
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to see if I notice anything. Body yada yada. My body yada yada. We’ll
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go back to that.
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Up top, you
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are now in Old Tin Top’s office, and he
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removes
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his
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top hat. Okay. So he says, please.
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Thank
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Does he wear a tin top?
Speaker 0 · [0:02:59]
No. That’s a full top hat. He basically looks like Bill Butcher.
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But
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the the top, it’s not made out of tin. Eye? Yeah. Glass eye top down at best. Alright. That’s cool. Cassidy on his eye was just nice. Isn’t he a monkey? He’s a rabbit. He’s a rabbit. Oh, he’s a rabbit. 7 foot tall rabbit. It’s very we got a lot of overlap happening from Gaines of New York here.
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That’s what I’m saying. He’s he’s designed, but he is Build the Butcher inspired.
Speaker 4 · [0:03:23]
Build the Butcher is not a rabbit, though. No. He’s the No. He’s opposite of the dead rabbit, which is why it’s after the dead rat. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Come on. Alright.
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Well done. Well done. Surely you must be 1. Gotcha. Don’t know.
Speaker 0 · [0:03:36]
What is the prize? Everyone wonders. Mhmm. Mhmm.
Speaker 1 · [0:03:40]
Yeah. Really quite curious. Tell me what brought you to the the song. And I don’t mean this competition,
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but
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what was your 1st dance in the muse?
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I live for music, from
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the days in the mines with my family.
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It’s what saved me. I can tell too, though, that
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you’re a fighter.
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Not by choice. Filled blood.
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Not by choice.
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If you are, how do you feel about that and its relationship with the soul?
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Well, my goblins and I will
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do whatever it takes to ensure
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that humanity is prosperous
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and safe.
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And all of humanity’s creatures as well, other
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mannies. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. When I say humanity, mean, you know, rabbit people, lobster people, crab animals, just talking turtles, monkeys. No. I get you. Yeah. He avoided it. Pretty much everything.
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On amenity. Isn’t that the dance that all true musicians play caught between
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the war of the soul and the war of the world?
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I fought the war of the world for many years.
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Killed too many to count it, put down. You? Oh, yes. You do. Yes.
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But I sort it off now, though. These are troubled times that are upon us.
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I wish 1 day you would join me. Part of the cause is 1 of pacifism here at The Night Summit,
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and I I do hope
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that the news will bring you back to the hearth 1 day. But
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I will never cast a stone in a man that must fight
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for that great principle which he holds
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into his breast.
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Yes.
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My my breasts are overflowing with
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principle
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and moral judgment. I prefer breasts that overflow with milk. But You
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and my friend Bonzo would be like, well, should we
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should we he has he has he ever been with a rabbit?
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He’s had a rabbit. He’s been with preacher,
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but I don’t believe he’s been with a rabbit. Oh, that’s a milky time. Anyways, we’re too far afield now.
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Isilrod Gurglestrom, you’re 1 of the 1st people ever to compete once at the night song and declare ultimate victory. For that, I admire you
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immensely. And as you know, that your reward is the pride
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of the
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song.
Speaker 1 · [0:06:18]
Oh, that’s it. Yeah. I’m just fucking with you. Of course, that’s not it. You’ll be able to reach
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twice
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into my top hat,
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and out will come sheet music.
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I do not know what type of sheet music,
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but
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these are songs that
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I created back when I was a lawyer.
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And I
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cannot bear to hear them or play them myself anymore, but I do
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understand that certain folk must play them
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when the time arises.
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Would
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you like to pull something out of my rabbit hat?
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Been dreaming of that.
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Very well.
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Alright. Now roll
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1 at a time. 2 20?
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Yeah.
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Heath is researching how many calories in a slice of Gospel cheese.
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Do
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you have a do you drink how many of these do you drink a day? 1. Can you show us, please, what it says next to the time stamps?
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This is like It’s like good boy. Oh, it’s not it’s not the 1 that says, like, almost there. Keep it up. Oh, yeah. You had 1, didn’t you, that said that 1 that did that. You got rid of him? Yeah. Well, I wouldn’t like that. Was holding.
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Mhmm.
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This one’s just
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time.
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And Oh, just to know how far you need to be?
Speaker 5 · [0:08:12]
Yeah. Did you say I’m pretty,
Speaker 4 · [0:08:15]
like, on time with that? No. Yeah. You’re ahead of the curve. No. I impulsively just drink too much. I’m worried I’m not gonna finish it in the day. So I just, like I’ll be, like, 2 hours into sitting at my desk at work and be like, box of water. I’m just smoking. Out comes a parchment
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with
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roughly
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inked lyrics across it.
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Very well then, my boy. Shall we go back to the festivities? Yes. I find the after parties are always the most delightful and jovial.
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Yeah. But real quick,
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just kinda curious to get your thoughts on some things.
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Pray pray out.
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Do you trust all the the bards who were participating?
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I’ve
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never met a bar that I did trust fully.
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Or rakes,
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performers,
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liars, deceivers.
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It’s in blood.
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Do I love every 1 of them? I do.
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Are there any that you think I should be that my friends and I should be a little weary of?
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None have done anything that would
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require their banishment from the night song.
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Therefore,
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none have done anything in my estimation that would cause any worry. We
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we on the tour
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of music, we must give people the benefit of the doubt, so I did. Well,
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a lot of people claim the symposium doesn’t exist. You heard my song?
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I heard it. Those big ears ears. It was cute. Did. Big ears.
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Oh,
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noticed a few people shudder
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with the naming of the symposium.
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It gave us pause.
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Okay.
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Do you have any thoughts?
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The Symposium is a
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group I’ve only heard
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of in an ancient ballad
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that my grandfather would play over 280
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years ago now.
Speaker 0 · [0:12:01]
No. 300 years ago, he would play a song about
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this symposium,
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how it was
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slithering its way through every canal of good folklore,
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unknown and murky,
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but it was defeated by
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1 great
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warrior
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of that time who was not named in the song, but
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ultimately,
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it’s
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basically an ancient fairy tale. It’s all I know, that that phrase. I thought you were harkening back to something you discovered deep in the archives of
Speaker 1 · [0:12:43]
Do you have the song.
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Can you share that song with me? I don’t recall it. I don’t recall.
Speaker 1 · [0:12:51]
That’s enough. I’m gonna go snort some more of those lines with a
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Scarlet Moonbeam. Alright. Well, you know, of course, I support that. Just, you know, make sure to test your stuff.
Speaker 0 · [0:13:04]
And could you please, mister Rod, make sure to sign the autopsy’s
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autograph there?
Speaker 1 · [0:13:11]
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That’ll be I’ll I’ll sign up. Or be offensive to me and my kid if you neglected to take care of the young 1. I’ll actually I’m gonna She is only 50. I’m I’ll go I’ll go take care of that right away.
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Perfect. Let’s sprint out to Top’s Eve because I’m scared and disappointed with Top. Let’s go. Let’s see. He bounds after you.
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Down
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the ladder into back into the hall where we
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are
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out and no longer is it Summer Mooneyham playing, but it’s back
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giving another rendition of the owlbear blues. Oh,
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guber trout. You hear a little bit of that real quick?
Speaker 1 · [0:13:53]
Yeah. We can hear we can hear a little bit of the owlbear blues. Yeah. Sort of sounds like this.
Speaker 1 · [0:14:39]
Played to summon Old Tin Top, play song healing, and restore all party members to full health. How many times did you use that? 1 time. Every long rest?
Speaker 3 · [0:14:48]
I assume 1 time in my life. So 1 time every long rest what?
Speaker 1 · [0:14:53]
1 time. Period?
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Damn. I could
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wait for you guys all to die just for an epic revival.
Speaker 1 · [0:15:01]
Wait. What’s this doing? We just It can revive too? I can restore everyone that well
Speaker 0 · [0:15:09]
Yeah. If you’re down, it’s not revive.
Speaker 3 · [0:15:11]
Down? That’s
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a real nuclear option. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:15:17]
The other 1, Old Tin Top’s Song of Home,
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When played, teleports the player and party back to wherever they call home so long as home is the same for each traveler.
Speaker 1 · [0:15:28]
Oh.
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Should we all decide that home is the boat? Mhmm. Boat of home. I decided that a long time ago. Yeah. That feels like home to bed. Decision was made for me.
Speaker 3 · [0:15:39]
The old Milk Maiden’s Voyage. Mhmm.
Speaker 1 · [0:15:42]
Home sweet home. Y’all y’all are y’all are beef art fans.
Speaker 1 · [0:15:45]
Crazy.
Speaker 1 · [0:15:47]
Well That was a weird they I tried my stuff, but it’s actually not on Spotify. You can’t even get That was Really? That was, like, a cover, which lack lyrics.
Speaker 4 · [0:15:54]
Where are they from?
Speaker 0 · [0:15:56]
I have no idea.
Speaker 3 · [0:15:58]
Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:15:59]
It’s not a current. Like so it’s like a They were like a sixties.
Speaker 1 · [0:16:03]
It’s like a dark band. Oh, god.
Speaker 3 · [0:16:06]
He, like, famously he famously, like,
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demanded that the recording be
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all 1 take, the entire album. Oh, shit. And it took them forever because the music is, also, like, quadruple,
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like, syncopated.
Speaker 0 · [0:16:21]
None of like, each song would each player would be in, like, 5 different registers.
Speaker 1 · [0:16:27]
It sounds like shit and stuff. Yeah.
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Alright. I’m looking around. I’m like,
Speaker 0 · [0:16:59]
guess something touched me. Right? My mom had a jovial chorus as you’re patting
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down. You
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realize
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that
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the
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golden Oh, fuck. Fuck. It’s gone? Lifted.
Speaker 3 · [0:17:13]
Fuck. It’s been lifted. Can I and I didn’t see anybody running away? Jesus fucking Christ. God
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fucking damn it.
Speaker 3 · [0:17:22]
I should’ve put it in the infinite purse. Topsy.
Speaker 0 · [0:17:25]
We didn’t have Easilrod is is inking.
Speaker 3 · [0:17:29]
Topsy’s autograph then. How I’m looking for the elf. Is she in here? The stinky little night elf that Yeah. Isilrod Isilrod?
Speaker 4 · [0:17:38]
I walk up to her. Are any of the 3 people that were being shifty
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not in the room anymore?
Speaker 0 · [0:17:45]
Yeah. All everyone is still in the room. Everyone’s just listen. They’ve got retrial, but it’s
Speaker 3 · [0:17:50]
I’m like, alright. That’s it. Everybody blocked the exits. How many exits are there? 1, 1 2 3. There’s
Speaker 4 · [0:17:57]
a lot of exits. There’s only, like, 1 main way down. Right? What’s what’s
Speaker 4 · [0:18:01]
this thing right here?
Speaker 1 · [0:18:05]
How many exits are there?
Speaker 0 · [0:18:09]
That is don’t worry about that. Don’t worry about that. 123456.
Speaker 4 · [0:18:18]
Faf
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has his axe to Owen’s
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side, like, pointy part. And I’m just chilling here. Like, don’t do anything, boy.
Speaker 4 · [0:18:27]
And then you can feel it. Oh, yeah. Like like, he he knows that he he’s going to be gutted if you move.
Speaker 4 · [0:18:34]
He’s like, what the hell? That’s this is just like my a contingency on this 1 guy. What the hell? I got I got 1 guy wrangled. He’s fucked. He’s
Speaker 3 · [0:18:44]
just like, what are you doing?
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And as that’s happening, what are you doing?
Speaker 3 · [0:18:49]
I’m I’m walking up to well, I’m how many exits are there? I’m looking around at the exits.
Speaker 0 · [0:18:54]
Well, there’s 1 I mean, if you count the ones going to the
Speaker 0 · [0:18:59]
there’s only 1 to the elevator down. Pizza’s weird. But
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there’s one’s kind of a casino room. Alright. Let’s just the chicken.
Speaker 3 · [0:19:10]
Let’s pause for pizza.
Speaker 2 · [0:19:55]
Alright.
Speaker 4 · [0:20:02]
Alright. Accidental Cooper. I wanna do a perception check of how nervous he is about this axe. Okay. Were we all together? Like, did everybody hear me and be like, fuck. They kicked it. Dude, I was sitting right next to you. I heard you.
Speaker 3 · [0:20:14]
I’m on I’m on this 1. So Lilith heard it. Those guys are over there. Where’s the exit? The
Speaker 0 · [0:20:21]
the main exit where y’all came in was
Speaker 1 · [0:20:24]
here. Here?
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That?
Speaker 1 · [0:20:28]
Yeah. That was the elevator going up from the show. Where’s that
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fireplace?
Speaker 4 · [0:20:34]
In the far left. That 1? Yeah. I’d like to
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stealthily
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just
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maneuver over there. Is that where the elf is? Put stuff next to the fireplace
Speaker 1 · [0:20:45]
or my hands. Where’s the where’s it’s it’s it’s it’s load. It’s
Speaker 1 · [0:20:50]
Sole De La Motte. It’s Sole De La Motte where she’s load.
Speaker 0 · [0:20:56]
Well, at this moment, as you are all pairing around, blues
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song is coming to a conclusion,
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and Solde the Moth is strutting onto stage. On the stage? Yeah.
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Then panel with a bone foot
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having come on to now while she’s on the stage.
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And
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I’m hanging out right at the exit. Nobody’s leaving.
Speaker 1 · [0:21:22]
Right.
Speaker 0 · [0:21:25]
Perception in trans?
Speaker 4 · [0:21:30]
Nah. I wanna roll for just gut in his ass.
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Speaker 1 · [0:21:35]
Putting the
Speaker 4 · [0:21:36]
axe, like, hitting him? No. Killing him. Like, just like like like axe to the belly. You’re attacking? Yeah. He’s dead now. Okay.
Speaker 4 · [0:21:47]
Wait. Why are you attacking him? Because we’ve been doing this soft ass no fighting campaign for too damn long, and I’m a warrior. It’s time for killing. Alright.
Speaker 3 · [0:21:56]
It’s killing time.
Speaker 4 · [0:21:58]
I’d like to grab Gus Galloway
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by the neck with my knife, and I go, who is this under my knife?
Speaker 1 · [0:22:07]
And I yell that to the boss. Alright. That’s fucking good. Nice.
Speaker 1 · [0:22:10]
The ax goes cratering into Owen Cooper’s belly. Yeah. And as you’re pulling it out,
Speaker 0 · [0:22:18]
entrails
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are following,
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and he hunches over
Speaker 0 · [0:22:24]
Which 1 was that? Lapses.
Speaker 1 · [0:22:26]
Owen Cooper. That was Owen Cooper? Yeah. He’s kind of a prank to me at the fireplace earlier.
Speaker 1 · [0:22:32]
At that moment with Just Galloway under the knife,
Speaker 0 · [0:22:36]
Old TinTop
Speaker 0 · [0:22:38]
begins jumping
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up and down. Was like,
Speaker 0 · [0:22:42]
got the music. Got the music. What what is this?
Speaker 1 · [0:22:45]
What
Speaker 1 · [0:22:46]
what what’s going on?
Speaker 1 · [0:22:48]
Someone stole my fucking cherished keepsake.
Speaker 1 · [0:22:52]
A cherished keepsake. And everybody everybody needs it into their pockets right now.
Speaker 0 · [0:22:57]
As you’re saying that, Isolde the Moth who’s on the stage begins
Speaker 0 · [0:23:02]
gone.
Speaker 0 · [0:23:03]
And
Speaker 0 · [0:23:06]
drawing Old Tin Top’s eyes,
Speaker 3 · [0:23:09]
drawing everyone’s eyes. I put my ears in my I’m doing this,
Speaker 0 · [0:23:14]
because I don’t wanna hear it in case it’s magic. And then she throws the bone flute down and it smashes.
Speaker 0 · [0:23:21]
And Isolde says,
Speaker 0 · [0:23:23]
Of Tin Top.
Speaker 0 · [0:23:25]
1 moment, please.
Speaker 0 · [0:23:27]
Oh.
Speaker 0 · [0:23:30]
And she starts to shake, shake, shake, and spin around, and the skin’s popping in and out and bulging and boiling and boiling and bulging, spinning around, spinning around until
Speaker 0 · [0:23:40]
on the last spin comes out.
Speaker 0 · [0:23:45]
Got a middle aged
Speaker 0 · [0:23:48]
man with a mustache
Speaker 0 · [0:23:50]
wearing giant
Speaker 0 · [0:23:52]
tunic
Speaker 0 · [0:23:53]
trousers type thing and
Speaker 0 · [0:23:56]
brown flowy hair.
Speaker 0 · [0:23:59]
And from the background behind Owen Cooper’s dead body,
Speaker 1 · [0:24:04]
you hear Volo go, oh my god.
Speaker 1 · [0:24:06]
It’s Jacque Le Fleur.
Speaker 1 · [0:24:10]
And then on stage, Isolde the Moth, is now a Jacques Lafour, says,
Speaker 1 · [0:24:14]
yes.
Speaker 0 · [0:24:16]
It is me, Jacques Lafour.
Speaker 1 · [0:24:17]
The Bard of Bard.
Speaker 3 · [0:24:19]
Oh my god. Coming out of my head. Is an Oceans
Speaker 3 · [0:24:22]
reference?
Speaker 1 · [0:24:23]
No.
Speaker 1 · [0:24:27]
And you might wonder why Jug of Flea comes in disguise for always Jug of Flea comes
Speaker 1 · [0:24:33]
out of disguise and in your face.
Speaker 1 · [0:24:37]
And Old Tin Top, I apologize for already those 1 that lays bleeding out upon me. It’s melty. Oh, hey, Ali.
Speaker 1 · [0:24:48]
What you got?
Speaker 0 · [0:24:50]
There’s some clutch stuff in the arm. Oh, Kirtle. Huge.
Speaker 0 · [0:24:54]
Huge.
Speaker 1 · [0:24:56]
Ali was actually cast to play Jacques LaFleur, so this is perfect timing. Oh, nice.
Speaker 6 · [0:25:03]
Yeah. My my voice really hurts, actually. So From practicing. Yeah. From practicing too. Yeah.
Speaker 6 · [0:25:13]
How was the ladies trip? It was really fun. It was really nice and and
Speaker 6 · [0:25:18]
lots of good girl time.
Speaker 1 · [0:25:37]
Deception these past few hours. But I come to this
Speaker 1 · [0:25:41]
sacred hollow ground,
Speaker 1 · [0:25:46]
and I come as a bard to tell you there is a fake ass bard among us,
Speaker 1 · [0:25:52]
as Isilrod so eloquently sung about. There’s a traitor amongst our myths, and he’s a traitor
Speaker 1 · [0:25:59]
who has killed my party
Speaker 1 · [0:26:02]
by and large
Speaker 1 · [0:26:03]
and absconded
Speaker 0 · [0:26:04]
with my only remaining ally, Anthraxx.
Speaker 0 · [0:26:08]
Now
Speaker 0 · [0:26:10]
who here knows
Speaker 0 · [0:26:12]
which
Speaker 0 · [0:26:13]
malicious
Speaker 0 · [0:26:14]
bot I speak
Speaker 1 · [0:26:18]
The 1 under my knife?
Speaker 1 · [0:26:21]
The 1 under my axe?
Speaker 1 · [0:26:23]
I don’t think so, friend. That 1 that has now been in and out dead was 1 of the suspects I had on my register.
Speaker 4 · [0:26:32]
I get lucky here. It’s
Speaker 1 · [0:26:34]
wait. Hold on. Where are the You killed him already? Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:26:38]
Quick thinking.
Speaker 0 · [0:26:40]
You just killed him. Yeah. Another suspect I had was Rafe Bradford.
Speaker 0 · [0:26:46]
Rafe’s like, uh-uh.
Speaker 0 · [0:26:50]
And Summer Mooney.
Speaker 3 · [0:26:55]
All seem like top suspects to me. I say empty their pockets.
Speaker 4 · [0:27:00]
Alright. I search Then pockets.
Speaker 1 · [0:27:03]
Dead owns pockets.
Speaker 1 · [0:27:05]
Oh, okay.
Speaker 1 · [0:27:06]
You buy nothing besides a
Speaker 0 · [0:27:09]
pouch
Speaker 0 · [0:27:11]
bearing
Speaker 4 · [0:27:11]
250 gold.
Speaker 4 · [0:27:13]
Take that. Bro.
Speaker 1 · [0:27:16]
Good guys. Who’s the Lichtow? Good god.
Speaker 1 · [0:27:18]
250?
Speaker 1 · [0:27:20]
More money than a wrap on it.
Speaker 3 · [0:27:24]
Rave, take your pants off.
Speaker 4 · [0:27:27]
Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:27:28]
Take them off. Rather than y’all know that, miss.
Speaker 5 · [0:27:32]
Do we? Show us your dogs.
Speaker 1 · [0:27:35]
Let’s Why?
Speaker 1 · [0:27:37]
Because I’m chill and cool.
Speaker 3 · [0:27:40]
Are you?
Speaker 1 · [0:27:43]
That’s killing. You’re really chill and cool. We could just kill all the suspects, and we know we succeeded.
Speaker 3 · [0:27:53]
Should I count down?
Speaker 1 · [0:27:55]
I’m
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taking off. I’ll take it off just to appease this,
Speaker 1 · [0:28:00]
but not for you all, but for my friend,
Speaker 1 · [0:28:04]
Who I belong in my head from afar. He’s
Speaker 1 · [0:28:08]
naked. Totally
Speaker 3 · [0:28:09]
naked? Fully? Totally. It’s a check his pants.
Speaker 3 · [0:28:16]
What do I find? Nothing. There’s nothing in there? Definitely not. Yeah. Definitely not sure. Alright. What about what about that dude on your knife?
Speaker 3 · [0:28:23]
Does he got anything in those pants? Let me feel him up.
Speaker 3 · [0:28:28]
Check his coin purse. Yeah.
Speaker 4 · [0:28:31]
I feel something
Speaker 4 · [0:28:32]
gold down here.
Speaker 4 · [0:28:36]
What is that? No. Wait.
Speaker 1 · [0:28:40]
You got a Gus. Right? Yeah. Got Gus. I’m doing that. Faf walks right out to the Flea.
Speaker 4 · [0:28:45]
The open hand slaps him.
Speaker 4 · [0:28:49]
What about Summer? Where’d she go? Does Flea have anything on him? You
Speaker 0 · [0:28:52]
you you just slap him? Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:28:55]
Now I’m gonna check his pockets.
Speaker 1 · [0:28:57]
How do we know that As as as soon as you do that, he pulls out a and
Speaker 1 · [0:29:03]
swings.
Speaker 1 · [0:29:04]
At me? Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:29:06]
Oh, you did? You just slap.
Speaker 1 · [0:29:08]
What’s that? 14. So 14.
Speaker 4 · [0:29:12]
K.
Speaker 0 · [0:29:12]
Plus 4 is an 18.
Speaker 4 · [0:29:15]
Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:29:16]
Look.
Speaker 3 · [0:29:17]
That’s for Does that hit? Hit.
Speaker 1 · [0:29:20]
No. Your 11.
Speaker 1 · [0:29:21]
Hold on. No. It’s not.
Speaker 3 · [0:29:26]
Shit’s frozen. Oh,
Speaker 2 · [0:29:30]
god, dude.
Speaker 1 · [0:29:33]
K.
Speaker 1 · [0:29:42]
It does not hit.
Speaker 1 · [0:29:45]
18 doesn’t hit? I’m armor class 18.
Speaker 1 · [0:29:49]
So if you I think I think it hits them.
Speaker 3 · [0:29:53]
How’d you hear the armor class 18?
Speaker 4 · [0:29:57]
Damn. That’s so high. It said 11 just It’s not like a tank. I didn’t have clothes on before You weren’t wearing
Speaker 4 · [0:30:02]
clothes. No. I was wearing clothes. I just look. When I got the battle axe out, I also put clothes on. Okay? I was naked before. Oh, god. Wait. Are we are we you naked? Are we all naked right now? I was naked. I have a feeling I was getting very bored with the whole storyline, so I was just naked. Faf takes off all his clothes. A retcon naked.
Speaker 4 · [0:30:24]
Okay. Well, it hits regardless. Okay. And what for how much damage?
Speaker 1 · [0:30:29]
Good question.
Speaker 2 · [0:30:33]
K.
Speaker 1 · [0:30:39]
19 damage.
Speaker 1 · [0:30:40]
19?
Speaker 1 · [0:30:41]
Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [0:30:42]
Damn. Damn.
Speaker 4 · [0:30:44]
Garr did your ass.
Speaker 0 · [0:30:46]
Yo.
Speaker 5 · [0:30:53]
How do we know you’re the real alright. Jug of Flea.
Speaker 1 · [0:30:58]
Because
Speaker 1 · [0:30:58]
I’m juggling I’m juggling that’s where I’m at.
Speaker 1 · [0:31:01]
That’s where it’s like, this looks like
Speaker 3 · [0:31:04]
Alright. Let me What about summer? This will ride patter down.
Speaker 1 · [0:31:12]
I try a milk air while patting. A milk well pat. Mhmm.
Speaker 0 · [0:31:17]
Summer also
Speaker 0 · [0:31:18]
attacks you.
Speaker 1 · [0:31:20]
That’s scary. Fuck. Shit, bro.
Speaker 1 · [0:31:24]
7 plus 6 is a hit. Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [0:31:30]
10 14.
Speaker 1 · [0:31:33]
Speaker 1 · [0:31:34]
Well, it’s just your armor class. Your armor class. Oh, 11.
Speaker 2 · [0:31:39]
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 0 · [0:31:48]
16 damage. 16 damage?
Speaker 1 · [0:31:51]
Fuck.
Speaker 1 · [0:31:53]
I’m so fucked.
Speaker 3 · [0:31:56]
I’m
Speaker 3 · [0:31:56]
not really sure what to do. I’m just I’m like, nobody’s leaving. Seriously. Cool. Okay, guys?
Speaker 1 · [0:32:02]
We can figure this out without violence. Sorry. I tried to milk you.
Speaker 1 · [0:32:06]
Rave’s like, I agree. I agree.
Speaker 1 · [0:32:09]
But at the same time,
Speaker 1 · [0:32:11]
Lightning.
Speaker 1 · [0:32:13]
Lightning. Lightning. Lightning.
Speaker 1 · [0:32:15]
How can he do that? He didn’t know his thing.
Speaker 1 · [0:32:19]
No. It’s coming down. Oh
Speaker 1 · [0:32:23]
my god. You’re kidding me. Into his hand. You’re the king. That
Speaker 1 · [0:32:28]
is bullshit.
Speaker 0 · [0:32:29]
That’s
Speaker 1 · [0:32:31]
not bullshit. It’s a it’s a spell. Did he get the trident and the and the orb or just the trident? Just the He’s Echio. He can do it. To a debt collector. I can’t mount.
Speaker 1 · [0:32:42]
Why not?
Speaker 1 · [0:32:43]
What do you mean? Call your It’s not weapon. No.
Speaker 1 · [0:32:46]
Because I’ve never gotten a chance to put it in the fire. Why didn’t you you stuck in the fire. You’re stuck
Speaker 1 · [0:32:50]
in the No. We just lost right over that, and it never nothing ever happened. You you you tried to throw it, and then you you You tried to throw it, and then someone caught it caught it. Because it was the tell it was the But tele then we moved on.
Speaker 1 · [0:33:01]
It was the teleportation plan. I don’t know to do it.
Speaker 4 · [0:33:04]
No. No. You could’ve done that. It’s not a teleported.
Speaker 0 · [0:33:08]
Well, it’s not WorldBond. Anyways, that’s WorldBond. Alright. That’s cool.
Speaker 3 · [0:33:12]
Sounds pretty epic.
Speaker 4 · [0:33:15]
So Okay. Alright, Rafe. Whose side are you on then? Well, clearly,
Speaker 3 · [0:33:21]
you’re not a baddie, so, like, we’re cool. Right. Right. That’s what I’m saying. I don’t
Speaker 0 · [0:33:27]
know what the hell is going on here or why we have got Yeah. I thought you guys were twin flames.
Speaker 1 · [0:33:32]
I think the people I don’t like here right now are Summer Mogham,
Speaker 1 · [0:33:36]
Gus Galloway.
Speaker 1 · [0:33:37]
Let’s
Speaker 1 · [0:33:39]
get this. Gus get it. Oh, Cooper’s dead. Right? Oh, he’s dead. He’s fully dead. Yeah. I think it kinda comes down to summer, I feel nice to the floor.
Speaker 1 · [0:33:48]
The floor seems like a mega. Who’s gonna best brew. Best Who’s gonna check summer? Summer, you’re not gonna you’re not gonna He just checked some well, then he
Speaker 1 · [0:33:55]
Yeah. Hey, Summer. Summer. Hey. Hey. Summer, I’m really sorry. Can you just set to your pockets?
Speaker 0 · [0:34:01]
It’s down here. I’ll empty. I was gonna I would’ve done that anyway. We’re hunt
Speaker 0 · [0:34:05]
for a bad bar.
Speaker 0 · [0:34:07]
Damn it.
Speaker 0 · [0:34:09]
We gotta check. Cocaine,
Speaker 0 · [0:34:11]
spikes,
Speaker 5 · [0:34:12]
leather band. A little bit of cocaine on 1 night. Is solar hot?
Speaker 0 · [0:34:16]
She’s a 1 foot tall green. It’s white.
Speaker 1 · [0:34:20]
There you go. There you go. I kinda wanna keep her around, wear her on my shoulder. Alright. Well, I don’t know what the fuck’s going on. Yeah. We need to check Vesper.
Speaker 4 · [0:34:27]
That motherfucker. Vesper?
Speaker 3 · [0:34:29]
Vesper.
Speaker 1 · [0:34:31]
Vesper. He’s the writer.
Speaker 5 · [0:34:33]
He’s
Speaker 5 · [0:34:35]
he shuttered.
Speaker 3 · [0:34:36]
Right? Oh, and and what’s her name? She she had some kinda thing with it, but we’ve been talking about
Speaker 1 · [0:34:45]
Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:34:46]
Is Lilith here? I think summer’s good. Lilith is here. Okay. Cool. Lilith
Speaker 1 · [0:34:52]
is gone? Lilith has has absconded. You’re fucking kidding me.
Speaker 1 · [0:34:57]
Dude. Yeah. She’s not anymore. Oh, you motherfucker. How did how would we not have noticed that? Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 1 · [0:35:02]
Well, so clearly, Lilith took my fucking cool thing. Is she on the
Speaker 3 · [0:35:07]
is she on the premises? I’m running. I turn around, and I start running towards the
Speaker 3 · [0:36:21]
again.
Speaker 1 · [0:36:23]
Remember,
Speaker 1 · [0:36:24]
Shago left my letter that said,
Speaker 3 · [0:36:27]
LeFleur and tackle need to be stopped. Because they were gonna
Speaker 3 · [0:36:30]
they were gonna Right. Ruin all the fun. No. Shago’s the bad guy. Shago’s the bad guy. So he just loves to intercept. LeFleur
Speaker 1 · [0:36:38]
LeFleur. And Drackles are I’m pretty sure LeFleur is 1 of the good guys. He’s more likely good than bad, which I think means don’t use 2nd wind and fuck him up again.
Speaker 0 · [0:36:47]
I’ve just been rolling on Lucky. Think I’ve And also, again, Summer, I’m sorry that I tried to milk you. If we rewind It’s got a teeny tiny We rewind episode 2,
Speaker 0 · [0:36:58]
wherein y’all inquired about why y’all were being sent to stop the death curse, Syndra said,
Speaker 0 · [0:37:04]
you aren’t the 1st.
Speaker 0 · [0:37:05]
Certainly not even my 2nd or 3rd or 4th picks
Speaker 0 · [0:37:09]
for this job because what awaits requires a legendary
Speaker 0 · [0:37:13]
adventuring party
Speaker 0 · [0:37:16]
of the most high,
Speaker 0 · [0:37:18]
the in regard elite adventurers,
Speaker 0 · [0:37:20]
but Throbbin trusted you all. And then she said, the last girl asked, what happened to the last party? And she said,
Speaker 0 · [0:37:26]
but I sent out Never saw him. Brackles, cheesy sloth,
Speaker 0 · [0:37:30]
Balmag, and.
Speaker 1 · [0:37:32]
Oh my god. She told us that? Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:37:35]
Faf. Faf, hold on. I just had a brain blast. You gotta drop him now.
Speaker 1 · [0:37:40]
A dwarven brain blast.
Speaker 4 · [0:37:42]
We never distrust what it is.
Speaker 4 · [0:37:45]
Alright. So Faf
Speaker 4 · [0:37:50]
pump fakes his axe
Speaker 4 · [0:37:52]
and kinda, like, spins it over his shoulder and puts out his axe
Speaker 4 · [0:37:57]
just to shake hands with him.
Speaker 1 · [0:38:01]
Boss. Boss. Considual. Yeah. Okay. We
Speaker 1 · [0:38:05]
checked Gus Galloway. We checked everybody in the fucking room. And now half of my squadron
Speaker 1 · [0:38:10]
has
Speaker 1 · [0:38:11]
been killed, some of the most powerful lawyers I have in the by 1 man,
Speaker 1 · [0:38:16]
1 group. I do not know it’s been denied. I’ve not seen them or laid eyes upon them, but I know they are here tonight.
Speaker 1 · [0:38:24]
I took 16 damage from a 1 inch imp? Yeah. About 1 foot.
Speaker 4 · [0:38:31]
Did you fall in? Sorry. I just wanted to check on that. I took 19 natural French imp. Look.
Speaker 1 · [0:38:37]
It seems a lot of these bards actually know what the fuck
Speaker 1 · [0:38:42]
the symposium is. And Old Tin Top was playing kinda fucking polly back in his office. Which we haven’t checked Vesper? Where’s Vesper at?
Speaker 5 · [0:38:51]
Vesper that’s what I’m saying. We gotta check Vesper.
Speaker 1 · [0:38:54]
Is she in the room? We did check She’s in the room. And the moment
Speaker 0 · [0:38:58]
you say that,
Speaker 0 · [0:39:02]
her eyes roll
Speaker 0 · [0:39:05]
into pitch blackness.
Speaker 0 · [0:39:07]
And
Speaker 0 · [0:39:10]
she
Speaker 0 · [0:39:11]
addresses
Speaker 0 · [0:39:13]
the
Speaker 1 · [0:39:18]
ruble arch.
Speaker 0 · [0:39:23]
Give me the idol, Faf D’Gnorwol.
Speaker 0 · [0:39:27]
Give it to me now
Speaker 0 · [0:39:29]
or I will kill
Speaker 0 · [0:39:31]
Grackles.
Speaker 0 · [0:39:32]
Oh, yes. I hold him yet in Shadowfang Ki. So the Flea stole it?
Speaker 0 · [0:39:39]
The Flea stole the item. I what what Fucking did it. We didn’t check him?
Speaker 0 · [0:39:44]
Well, we tried to to check I slapped him and and and What the fuck is the look? He tried. I think, yeah, he, like, cut off your fingers in the process. He cut off my fingers.
Speaker 4 · [0:39:53]
Mhmm. Slapped him and started patting his pockets. And
Speaker 3 · [0:39:57]
then he and then, yeah, he did stab me. Alright. I’m I’m gonna use the element of surprise to
Speaker 3 · [0:40:04]
to hit Vesper with a with an Elder Blast. Well, Bodger.
Speaker 1 · [0:40:08]
No, dude. Bodger. As you’re casting that before, it’s like,
Speaker 1 · [0:40:13]
the truth is all
Speaker 1 · [0:40:15]
gone to Santrue.
Speaker 0 · [0:40:17]
Killed her. And then at that moment, bam. Eldra’s Flash coming. Also at that moment,
Speaker 0 · [0:40:22]
all of the Rhino bartenders’
Speaker 0 · [0:40:24]
eyes roll up into darkness
Speaker 0 · [0:40:27]
as if they had been taken control
Speaker 1 · [0:40:29]
of. And a
Speaker 1 · [0:40:31]
dozen monkeys
Speaker 0 · [0:40:33]
received the same treatment dropping from the rafters
Speaker 0 · [0:40:37]
upon each of you. Monkeys? Oh. And
Speaker 0 · [0:40:40]
govern trout
Speaker 0 · [0:40:41]
and summer Mogham
Speaker 0 · [0:40:43]
likewise
Speaker 0 · [0:40:45]
eyes
Speaker 0 · [0:40:46]
roll up. Old Tin Top at this point is, like, violence is in these walls. Topsy. Let’s go.
Speaker 1 · [0:40:53]
And they disappear.
Speaker 1 · [0:40:57]
Just have gobber trout?
Speaker 0 · [0:41:00]
Bulletin Top and Topsy dip. Oh, gotcha. Gover trout, summer Mogham,
Speaker 0 · [0:41:05]
4 rhino bartenders,
Speaker 0 · [0:41:07]
a dozen monkeys
Speaker 0 · [0:41:08]
are all eyes black.
Speaker 3 · [0:41:12]
Because best we’re turning that way.
Speaker 3 · [0:41:16]
How does my element of surprise
Speaker 1 · [0:41:21]
Other boss work. Right. Hit it.
Speaker 3 · [0:41:24]
With a d 20?
Speaker 1 · [0:41:26]
Yeah. 11.
Speaker 0 · [0:41:29]
I think with the prizes advantage.
Speaker 3 · [0:41:32]
What advantage was that? Do roll it again. Twice to pick the highest 1. 18. 18. Okay. Hit Plus something,
Speaker 0 · [0:41:39]
probably. That hits.
Speaker 1 · [0:41:42]
Oh,
Speaker 3 · [0:41:44]
okay. And then I roll it for damage.
Speaker 1 · [0:41:51]
1 d 10 plus 4.
Speaker 3 · [0:41:53]
0, my head DC does plus plus 6 on that.
Speaker 1 · [0:41:59]
1 d 10.
Speaker 3 · [0:42:05]
5 plus 4 is 9.
Speaker 4 · [0:42:08]
9 damage? Wait.
Speaker 4 · [0:42:10]
Wait. These are the long dice. Is
Speaker 1 · [0:42:16]
this it?
Speaker 1 · [0:42:17]
No.
Speaker 1 · [0:42:24]
It was 3 plus 4 7.
Speaker 0 · [0:42:29]
That strikes. Okay. Everybody, no initiative.
Speaker 4 · [0:42:34]
Is it established that we’re not we’re not fighting the fluoro?
Speaker 1 · [0:42:39]
Yeah. That’s what we’ve all. Yes. We’re just solving. Definitely. 5.
Speaker 4 · [0:42:44]
K.
Speaker 4 · [0:42:45]
That’s 9.
Speaker 1 · [0:42:48]
Speaker 1 · [0:42:50]
Every month, they’re smaller.
Speaker 0 · [0:42:53]
I’d say 16.
Speaker 1 · [0:42:58]
Speaker 1 · [0:43:01]
Of 8. Out of 5.
Speaker 5 · [0:43:05]
I’d like to also use my
Speaker 5 · [0:43:07]
uncanny metabolism, metabolism, which means that once my role in the shiv, I can regain
Speaker 5 · [0:43:13]
a 1 d 6 plus 4 HP.
Speaker 2 · [0:43:16]
Okay.
Speaker 3 · [0:43:17]
You
Speaker 3 · [0:43:19]
need health right now? I do.
Speaker 5 · [0:43:22]
So there’s now a down 27.
Speaker 1 · [0:43:23]
Plus
Speaker 1 · [0:43:26]
Speaker 1 · [0:43:27]
Alright. I survived this fight.
Speaker 3 · [0:43:32]
What is heroic
Speaker 3 · [0:43:33]
inspiration? You just get to reroll anytime you want? Yeah. Yeah. Reroll.
Speaker 1 · [0:43:45]
Here we go.
Speaker 3 · [0:43:55]
Do I get a bonus action on my surprise attack or no?
Speaker 3 · [0:44:05]
Yes. Yeah. Okay. I’m I’m definitely gonna be
Speaker 3 · [0:44:10]
placing
Speaker 1 · [0:44:18]
I’m gonna hex
Speaker 3 · [0:44:20]
Vesper,
Speaker 3 · [0:44:23]
which
Speaker 3 · [0:44:24]
curse on the creature
Speaker 3 · [0:44:25]
until the spell ends. You deal an extra 1 d 6 whenever I hit with an attack roll.
Speaker 3 · [0:44:30]
And I choose an ability when I cast a spell, the target has disadvantage on ability checks made within the with the chosen ability.
Speaker 3 · [0:44:42]
What are abilities?
Speaker 3 · [0:44:48]
I’m always confused about that.
Speaker 3 · [0:45:06]
That ability I choose is
Speaker 2 · [0:45:13]
wisdom.
Speaker 3 · [0:45:17]
So she has
Speaker 3 · [0:45:19]
or no intelligence. She has a
Speaker 3 · [0:45:22]
disadvantage on intelligence checks.
Speaker 1 · [0:45:26]
Cool.
Speaker 1 · [0:45:40]
Do we all go for Biskarr? We take out Biskarr. I
Speaker 1 · [0:45:43]
think Biskarr just cast thaumaturgy
Speaker 4 · [0:45:45]
to turn a friend’s eyes back. I think it’s 1 of those. What’s that? Well, you know the No. Internal meeting. So we gotta take out
Speaker 3 · [0:45:52]
Yeah. I know. Yeah. That’ll end all. That definitely, for sure, will fix the ring. All the text. That’s what’s gonna fix stuff for sure. Like, it
Speaker 4 · [0:46:00]
not nibbled on by some.
Speaker 1 · [0:46:07]
Okay. The eldritch fast strikes. The hex lands.
Speaker 1 · [0:46:11]
It
Speaker 1 · [0:46:12]
is in the 1st turn.
Speaker 1 · [0:46:14]
So he
Speaker 0 · [0:46:16]
starts spinning
Speaker 0 · [0:46:18]
his very
Speaker 0 · [0:46:19]
fast ly
Speaker 0 · [0:46:20]
at where is the black? Let’s see if we get our black markers out here.
Speaker 0 · [0:46:26]
Over here is where Vesper is,
Speaker 0 · [0:46:29]
and it’s white.
Speaker 0 · [0:46:32]
And he starts spinning very rapidly, and then he disappears,
Speaker 0 · [0:46:36]
lands right here upon Vesper,
Speaker 0 · [0:46:39]
and
Speaker 0 · [0:46:40]
slashes.
Speaker 0 · [0:46:45]
And he hits.
Speaker 1 · [0:46:57]
He hits for 12.
Speaker 1 · [0:47:06]
Okay. Then it is since that’s happening, the monkeys
Speaker 1 · [0:47:10]
all
Speaker 1 · [0:47:11]
fly down
Speaker 0 · [0:47:12]
to latch on to Faf.
Speaker 1 · [0:47:17]
2 latch on
Speaker 0 · [0:47:25]
to Easelrod.
Speaker 1 · [0:47:29]
2 latch on to you.
Speaker 1 · [0:47:32]
I will do 1 and 1, actually.
Speaker 2 · [0:47:34]
And
Speaker 0 · [0:47:38]
1 latches onto the clear, and the rest don’t.
Speaker 0 · [0:47:42]
They’re still up in the rafters. It’s kinda like
Speaker 1 · [0:47:46]
And
Speaker 1 · [0:47:48]
they all attack,
Speaker 1 · [0:47:50]
scrapping,
Speaker 0 · [0:47:52]
and they all miss.
Speaker 0 · [0:47:54]
That’s good. I will I’m not a little on-site with all of them, so I might use it the same in the 20.
Speaker 1 · [0:48:00]
Use the rods. Your turn. Do we have any more?
Speaker 1 · [0:48:06]
Can you I
Speaker 1 · [0:48:12]
cast sacred flame
Speaker 1 · [0:48:14]
Oh. At Vesper.
Speaker 1 · [0:48:16]
Okay.
Speaker 3 · [0:48:18]
Did unnamed monkey get possessed?
Speaker 1 · [0:48:21]
I don’t know.
Speaker 3 · [0:48:23]
I’m looking around for unnamed monkey. I don’t know.
Speaker 1 · [0:48:29]
Okay.
Speaker 0 · [0:48:30]
Well, how does how does it work? How does say for flame?
Speaker 1 · [0:48:33]
Flame like radiance descends on a creature that you can see within rage. The target target must succeed on a dexterity saving throw or take 1 d 8 radiant damage. Okay. What is the
Speaker 1 · [0:48:45]
d c? The dexterity saving throw.
Speaker 1 · [0:48:49]
It’s their dexterity. Right?
Speaker 1 · [0:48:51]
No. It’s like what? 11? But they have to be 11.
Speaker 1 · [0:48:55]
- Oh,
Speaker 1 · [0:48:57]
she ran a 12. Or wait. Hold on.
Speaker 1 · [0:49:00]
Speaker 1 · [0:49:02]
So my safe DC is 11, but I have a plus 1 modifier. No. That’s your safe DC, though. 1.
Speaker 0 · [0:49:08]
No.
Speaker 0 · [0:49:08]
I think that’s what the 1 person has to be. Yeah. Dexterity,
Speaker 0 · [0:49:12]
- So,
Speaker 0 · [0:49:14]
yeah, 11.
Speaker 0 · [0:49:15]
Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [0:49:20]
Does she just don’t take any damage with
Speaker 1 · [0:49:26]
Sorry. You’re surprised. I
Speaker 1 · [0:49:29]
swear there’s something in here that’s gonna help me. This is fucking plus 1 modifier modifier for.
Speaker 1 · [0:49:39]
Well, I don’t know. Just the Bard.
Speaker 1 · [0:49:41]
Just the Bard modifier. It’s a chat. I think it adds to my dexterity.
Speaker 5 · [0:49:47]
Okay.
Speaker 1 · [0:49:49]
Well Spell attack plus 3, though. You’ll hit that on 7. Yeah. Good job. Yeah. What about spell attack plus 3?
Speaker 1 · [0:49:54]
That’s when you’re using a spell attack.
Speaker 1 · [0:49:57]
No. He just uses that. A cantrip?
Speaker 0 · [0:50:00]
A cantrip? That was a spell. So that was a spell, but that spell puts the onus on somebody else to block it. Mhmm. Where the spell attack is sort of like if you were attacking, like, with a bow and arrow or It beat their armor.
Speaker 0 · [0:50:13]
It would go against their armor. It does. Would go against somebody’s dexterity.
Speaker 1 · [0:50:18]
Do I get a bonus action?
Speaker 0 · [0:50:21]
You tell me.
Speaker 0 · [0:50:22]
Do you have a bonus? You always you always have a bonus action if you have a bonus action. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:50:31]
I jump
Speaker 1 · [0:50:33]
away from the monkeys
Speaker 1 · [0:50:37]
right here.
Speaker 0 · [0:50:46]
That’s fine.
Speaker 0 · [0:50:47]
Yes. Okay. Then
Speaker 0 · [0:50:50]
it’s Rafe, Bryce, Fin, Stern. What?
Speaker 0 · [0:50:54]
What? There’s an opportunity attack mechanism,
Speaker 0 · [0:50:57]
but the monkeys are just so bitch man that they don’t Yeah. They don’t even realize that they’re all like
Speaker 0 · [0:51:05]
is
Speaker 0 · [0:51:07]
charging
Speaker 0 · [0:51:08]
towards
Speaker 0 · [0:51:10]
Gurglestrom.
Speaker 0 · [0:51:14]
Sorry. He’s charging towards Vesper as well when gobbled trout
Speaker 0 · [0:51:18]
does use an opportunity attack. He runs by big gobbled trout who clubs,
Speaker 0 · [0:51:24]
rape right then his feet
Speaker 0 · [0:51:27]
missing.
Speaker 0 · [0:51:29]
And then Rave Brighton continues and makes his way to
Speaker 0 · [0:51:33]
Vesper and brings down the Trident,
Speaker 0 · [0:51:37]
and he misses also
Speaker 1 · [0:51:40]
Faf.
Speaker 1 · [0:51:43]
Faf D’Gnorwol.
Speaker 1 · [0:51:48]
We’re trying to attack who?
Speaker 1 · [0:51:54]
What’s the name? Vesper? Vesper.
Speaker 1 · [0:51:56]
That’s 1 person. Yeah. Alright. I’m
Speaker 4 · [0:51:59]
just gonna do a quick little sprinting
Speaker 1 · [0:52:03]
uppercut with my axe. Nice.
Speaker 4 · [0:52:08]
13
Speaker 4 · [0:52:09]
plus
Speaker 4 · [0:52:11]
Speaker 1 · [0:52:12]
That hits.
Speaker 1 · [0:52:14]
Alright.
Speaker 4 · [0:52:23]
9 plus 4.
Speaker 4 · [0:52:25]
-
- Nice.
Speaker 0 · [0:52:29]
That’s where it is. Wow.
Speaker 2 · [0:52:34]
And then
Speaker 4 · [0:52:36]
now that I’ve done that,
Speaker 4 · [0:52:40]
I’m going to, as a bonus action, use 2nd wind.
Speaker 0 · [0:54:17]
Let’s go from an o for nature.
Speaker 0 · [0:54:21]
Super Bowl. Nature?
Speaker 5 · [0:54:25]
Yeah.
Speaker 5 · [0:54:27]
Woah. Is that a 1?
Speaker 1 · [0:54:29]
It’s a 91 right there.
Speaker 5 · [0:54:32]
Yeah. It’s a
Speaker 5 · [0:54:34]
and I have minus 1 in nature. So
Speaker 1 · [0:54:37]
It’s actually a it’s a it’s just a 0.
Speaker 0 · [0:54:41]
The
Speaker 0 · [0:54:42]
platter appears perfectly
Speaker 0 · [0:54:44]
in the corner,
Speaker 0 · [0:54:45]
and all of the nineties looked at it, lurched towards it,
Speaker 0 · [0:54:49]
and then turned right back around what they were doing.
Speaker 3 · [0:54:52]
Okay. I’m have to There’s just no nanners on the platter? I’m
Speaker 5 · [0:54:56]
gonna go up
Speaker 5 · [0:54:59]
and try and throw some unarmed strikes at.
Speaker 1 · [0:55:04]
Let
Speaker 1 · [0:55:06]
me see. Okay. And you’re here? Yeah. He’s over there. And
Speaker 0 · [0:55:11]
1 of the monkeys sticks with you on your on your back.
Speaker 5 · [0:55:15]
No. Is it like
Speaker 5 · [0:55:16]
It’s on your back. So I can’t can I have some move around? Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 5 · [0:55:22]
Cool.
Speaker 1 · [0:55:24]
These monkeys, like, scratching at us? Yeah. Is that a 4 plus 5? So 9.
Speaker 4 · [0:55:31]
That does not hit.
Speaker 2 · [0:55:33]
Damn.
Speaker 1 · [0:55:36]
Am I turning it? I was a failure. No.
Speaker 0 · [0:55:41]
The Rhino bartenders leap from
Speaker 0 · [0:55:43]
back behind the
Speaker 1 · [0:55:45]
How many Rhino bartenders are there? 4 Rhino bartenders. Damn.
Speaker 1 · [0:55:50]
And as Rhino’s gonna be charged.
Speaker 0 · [0:55:54]
1 charge is Faf.
Speaker 0 · [0:55:56]
1 charge is Rafe,
Speaker 0 · [0:55:58]
who is over here with Gover Trout.
Speaker 0 · [0:56:03]
1 charges you at the door,
Speaker 0 · [0:56:05]
and 1 charges at Gus Galloway,
Speaker 0 · [0:56:09]
who is
Speaker 2 · [0:56:10]
what’s that now?
Speaker 1 · [0:56:13]
We’ll call this Gus.
Speaker 1 · [0:56:17]
Was a reef? We’ll call this reef. K.
Speaker 1 · [0:56:24]
They
Speaker 0 · [0:56:28]
hit
Speaker 0 · [0:56:30]
each of their targets.
Speaker 1 · [0:56:35]
How do you know that he because
Speaker 1 · [0:56:37]
he built in ‘19. ‘19.
Speaker 1 · [0:56:41]
Before.
Speaker 1 · [0:57:01]
They do 11 damage
Speaker 4 · [0:57:03]
to each of y’all. 11?
Speaker 4 · [0:57:05]
I
Speaker 1 · [0:57:06]
can you use deflect attack? Is it is it a They they didn’t attack you, though. Oh, yeah? Yeah. They didn’t attack you. Oh, that was all. Use
Speaker 0 · [0:57:13]
a rod,
Speaker 0 · [0:57:15]
dust.
Speaker 1 · [0:57:16]
What?
Speaker 1 · [0:57:18]
Not Isilrod. Sorry. Sorry. Bodius Bodius. Dust,
Speaker 1 · [0:57:22]
rave, and fat. Fucking hell.
Speaker 3 · [0:57:32]
It’s my dream?
Speaker 1 · [0:57:33]
That’s not Summer Mooniehan’s turn. Goddamn.
Speaker 1 · [0:57:37]
Summer Mooniehan.
Speaker 1 · [0:57:40]
Awesome.
Speaker 1 · [0:57:41]
She’s also possessed. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Yeah. She’s she’s possessed too.
Speaker 1 · [0:57:46]
Mogham. Damage.
Speaker 1 · [0:57:48]
We’ll call this Mogham.
Speaker 0 · [0:57:55]
Pulls out a little crossbow
Speaker 0 · [0:57:57]
and attacks.
Speaker 1 · [0:58:00]
Bonzo
Speaker 1 · [0:58:02]
with a 16.
Speaker 2 · [0:58:05]
16?
Speaker 0 · [0:58:06]
Yeah.
Speaker 5 · [0:58:09]
So my armor class is 14. So Against the opponent.
Speaker 5 · [0:58:13]
No.
Speaker 5 · [0:58:15]
So it hits. Bonzo does does 10 damage. It’s just bludgeoning, piercing, or slashing damage. Piercing. Piercing? Okay. I can deflect attack.
Speaker 5 · [0:58:24]
I have to roll 1 d 10. Okay. Plus 7.
Speaker 5 · [0:58:29]
Where’s my d 10?
Speaker 1 · [0:58:33]
-
- Plus 14. So I can deflect that much damage. You deflect it all? Yeah. Excellent.
Speaker 1 · [0:58:40]
That’s sweet.
Speaker 1 · [0:58:41]
That was nice. Reaction.
Speaker 0 · [0:58:45]
It’s Gus Galloway’s turn, but he is recovering from the rhino,
Speaker 0 · [0:58:50]
which
Speaker 0 · [0:58:50]
toppled him.
Speaker 4 · [0:58:52]
And now it’s your turn.
Speaker 4 · [0:58:54]
I cast Hexblade’s
Speaker 3 · [0:58:56]
curse,
Speaker 3 · [0:58:57]
which
Speaker 3 · [0:58:58]
on the Vesper,
Speaker 3 · [0:58:59]
which gives me a plus 2 bonus to damage rolls. And I if I score a hurdle pull a hit of 19 or 20, I regain HP if we die.
Speaker 1 · [0:59:11]
And then
Speaker 3 · [0:59:12]
I cast another Elder Glass.
Speaker 1 · [0:59:15]
And
Speaker 1 · [0:59:16]
I say, nobody steals my stolen art, bitch.
Speaker 3 · [0:59:24]
That’s an 8
Speaker 3 · [0:59:26]
plus 2, 10,
Speaker 3 · [0:59:29]
plus 4,
Speaker 3 · [0:59:31]
14,
Speaker 1 · [0:59:33]
plus 6,
Speaker 1 · [0:59:34]
Speaker 3 · [0:59:37]
20 damage? 20 total damage. What was the the The hex. Wait. Wait. Actually, the hex is a 1 d 6. So What was the attack roll too?
Speaker 3 · [0:59:45]
Wait. What?
Speaker 3 · [0:59:47]
Well, I had Oh, yeah. You’re right. I have to roll that.
Speaker 3 · [0:59:49]
But leave that. Okay. If I hit it. Alright.
Speaker 3 · [0:59:56]
16 plus 6. That hits.
Speaker 3 · [0:59:58]
So it’s wait. But it’s not 20. It’s 14, and I have to roll it 1 d 6.
Speaker 1 · [1:00:04]
Speaker 1 · [1:00:07]
Demage.
Speaker 3 · [1:00:08]
17 damage. How is it just 20? It was 20 because it I just counted 6, but it’s a 1 d 6. I needed to roll it. Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [1:00:17]
Alright.
Speaker 0 · [1:00:18]
That’s done. It is now
Speaker 1 · [1:00:23]
let’s turn.
Speaker 1 · [1:00:25]
And
Speaker 1 · [1:00:26]
let’s turn.
Speaker 0 · [1:00:29]
Spins his rapier around very quickly
Speaker 0 · [1:00:32]
in a 3 pronged attack at the 3 monkeys,
Speaker 0 · [1:00:36]
like, here,
Speaker 0 · [1:00:38]
here, and here.
Speaker 1 · [1:00:41]
You can almost guarantee if it’s right.
Speaker 1 · [1:00:44]
But you can see.
Speaker 1 · [1:00:47]
Yeah. All of the monkeys had scum. Nothing off. Nice. No monkeys are going back now, ma’am? Yeah. Those monkeys are gone. Oh, we What did they do? Dead monkeys. That’s it. Yes. Where did they go? The flirt just Oh,
Speaker 1 · [1:00:59]
he dropped. Should we check if 1 of them is the unnamed?
Speaker 5 · [1:01:03]
We’ll lay him on the bar. Monkey. Lay him on the bar. Is that you? The the the dead monkeys are in the bar.
Speaker 0 · [1:01:10]
It is then the monkeys turn,
Speaker 0 · [1:01:13]
and there is 1 on
Speaker 0 · [1:01:15]
Me. And 1 on Bonzo.
Speaker 0 · [1:01:17]
Yeah. And they attack.
Speaker 0 · [1:01:22]
And they roll a 14.
Speaker 0 · [1:01:24]
I have a 14 armor class. 14 too. Okay. If it if it meets you have to meet the armor class for it to hit,
Speaker 1 · [1:01:32]
and they do
Speaker 1 · [1:01:35]
2 damage.
Speaker 5 · [1:01:36]
So Is it a slashing damage? It’s
Speaker 1 · [1:01:41]
biting damage.
Speaker 1 · [1:01:43]
That Bludgeoning, piercing, slashing? Piercing.
Speaker 1 · [1:01:47]
It’s we’ll call it. It’ll be piercing.
Speaker 1 · [1:01:49]
Okay. I’m gonna deflect a tattoo. How many times do you deflect? It’s unlimited.
Speaker 1 · [1:01:54]
No. Unlimited? Yeah. It is.
Speaker 3 · [1:01:57]
So you just can’t, like, deflect, like, magic? Reactions. Yeah.
Speaker 4 · [1:02:01]
That’s cool. Yeah. But it’s
Speaker 5 · [1:02:03]
power? Only for yeah. There’s a monkey. It’s only for bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing.
Speaker 1 · [1:02:11]
Bite is piercing. And, anyhow, if you reduce If I reduce it to 0 use a focus point to Yeah. Return.
Speaker 1 · [1:02:18]
That’s cool.
Speaker 1 · [1:02:19]
Alright.
Speaker 5 · [1:02:22]
Oh, wait. Sorry. D 10.
Speaker 3 · [1:02:23]
Wait. Was the other 1 you could return? So I I I
Speaker 5 · [1:02:27]
did to 0.
Speaker 5 · [1:02:30]
I reduced it to 0. So I’m gonna use A focus point. A focus point, and I can
Speaker 5 · [1:02:35]
I can expend 1 focus point to redirect some of the attacks force if you do choose a creature within 5 feet?
Speaker 5 · [1:02:42]
And I’m next to
Speaker 1 · [1:02:44]
it’s
Speaker 1 · [1:02:46]
Vesper. Right? Someone redirected that Vesper.
Speaker 3 · [1:02:49]
Dang. You should’ve redirected the shot.
Speaker 3 · [1:02:51]
You know? It’s 11.
Speaker 1 · [1:02:53]
But I can it it doesn’t do it doesn’t use that damage.
Speaker 5 · [1:02:57]
It says the creature must succeed on a dexterity 11
Speaker 5 · [1:03:01]
saving throw
Speaker 5 · [1:03:02]
or take 2 d 6 plus 3 damage Oh, shit. With the same type dealt by the attack.
Speaker 2 · [1:03:11]
Alright.
Speaker 5 · [1:03:12]
So So you got a role for 11? 2 d 6.
Speaker 1 · [1:03:16]
That’s dexterity saving drill.
Speaker 3 · [1:03:19]
I I don’t know. 2 d 6 is the damage. That’s the that’s damage. Or as desperate as a dexterity saving. She failed. Failed? Okay.
Speaker 1 · [1:03:28]
So
Speaker 1 · [1:03:29]
Oh, it’s 11. Plus
Speaker 1 · [1:03:31]
plus 3.
Speaker 1 · [1:03:33]
Is it plus 3 per
Speaker 1 · [1:03:35]
die?
Speaker 1 · [1:03:37]
It’s a 1 d 6. It’s
Speaker 4 · [1:03:39]
1 d 6 plus 3. Would that just It’d just be a single plus 3. Okay. Gotcha.
Speaker 1 · [1:03:43]
Alright. So 14. 14. Damn.
Speaker 2 · [1:03:57]
Alright.
Speaker 0 · [1:04:00]
It is then
Speaker 0 · [1:04:03]
Isilrod Gurglestrom.
Speaker 1 · [1:04:05]
I
Speaker 1 · [1:04:07]
break out Jim Hansen,
Speaker 1 · [1:04:11]
and I shoot it at Vester. Okay.
Speaker 2 · [1:04:15]
Jim Hansen.
Speaker 2 · [1:04:17]
Jim Hansen.
Speaker 1 · [1:04:21]
Is his?
Speaker 1 · [1:04:22]
What’s his crosshairs? 5
Speaker 0 · [1:04:24]
plus 2. So the center The map is the hit. Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [1:04:30]
What’s your attack? Your your
Speaker 3 · [1:04:32]
attack modifier.
Speaker 1 · [1:04:33]
Plus 2, I think. Plus 2. Yeah. Yeah. So it’s 5 plus 7. Yeah. 7.
Speaker 2 · [1:04:39]
Done here.
Speaker 2 · [1:04:49]
Just.
Speaker 0 · [1:04:53]
It is now
Speaker 0 · [1:04:54]
Vesper’s
Speaker 0 · [1:04:55]
turn.
Speaker 0 · [1:04:57]
And
Speaker 0 · [1:04:58]
Vesper
Speaker 1 · [1:05:07]
cast a spell
Speaker 1 · [1:05:11]
that causes
Speaker 1 · [1:05:14]
the floor
Speaker 0 · [1:05:18]
of these 3 right here, all of these chairs,
Speaker 0 · [1:05:21]
this is including you, Isilrod,
Speaker 0 · [1:05:24]
and Gust,
Speaker 1 · [1:05:26]
and Rafe
Speaker 0 · [1:05:29]
in a in a 10 foot circle. The
Speaker 0 · [1:05:32]
floor disintegrates,
Speaker 0 · [1:05:36]
and y’all go flying
Speaker 0 · [1:05:38]
down into the canopy.
Speaker 4 · [1:05:40]
Wait. Wait. Wait. But what if you’re at disadvantage
Speaker 0 · [1:05:43]
on the
Speaker 4 · [1:05:45]
On the spell cast? Yeah. On the roll. It’s not a roll, though. It’s not a roll, you roll to see if you hit
Speaker 4 · [1:05:52]
The floor. Okay. Do you deal damage to him?
Speaker 0 · [1:05:55]
No. I just she just cast a spell to take away the floor, disintegrate the floor. Okay.
Speaker 0 · [1:06:04]
You surround you with flying downwards
Speaker 0 · [1:06:06]
with
Speaker 0 · [1:06:07]
Rafe
Speaker 0 · [1:06:08]
and Gus.
Speaker 0 · [1:06:09]
3 bards
Speaker 0 · [1:06:10]
flying
Speaker 0 · [1:06:11]
roll for.
Speaker 1 · [1:06:16]
Can I use And and and 2 of the rhinos go with you? Can I use feather fall?
Speaker 0 · [1:06:23]
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 · [1:06:25]
Do I still roll for No. No. You you tell me what you do. You’re on a
Speaker 1 · [1:06:30]
Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:06:31]
Does that cast around you or just you? No. I wanna use feather fall on me and the boys that are all falling.
Speaker 1 · [1:06:39]
So
Speaker 1 · [1:06:40]
you have feather fall?
Speaker 1 · [1:06:42]
Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [1:06:44]
Wait.
Speaker 1 · [1:06:45]
Motherfucker.
Speaker 1 · [1:06:48]
Oh, yeah. You do that feather. I’m not a spell sauce.
Speaker 1 · [1:06:55]
Yo, motherfucker.
Speaker 1 · [1:06:57]
Oh, man. That’s beat.
Speaker 3 · [1:07:00]
Bummer.
Speaker 3 · [1:07:01]
That’s really tough.
Speaker 1 · [1:07:03]
But it’s a reaction. Right?
Speaker 3 · [1:07:06]
It is.
Speaker 3 · [1:07:09]
Don’t have to spell sauce.
Speaker 1 · [1:07:12]
It’s a spell.
Speaker 1 · [1:07:13]
How many spell sauce do you get, man? I have 5, but I just don’t.
Speaker 1 · [1:07:18]
Damn.
Speaker 1 · [1:07:20]
That’s brutal. Roll for survival.
Speaker 1 · [1:07:25]
-
- Fourteen’s pretty good. You
Speaker 0 · [1:07:30]
as you’re
Speaker 0 · [1:07:31]
falling
Speaker 0 · [1:07:32]
down
Speaker 0 · [1:07:33]
the 150
Speaker 0 · [1:07:35]
feet through the canopy,
Speaker 0 · [1:07:38]
you’re able to halfway
Speaker 0 · [1:07:40]
kind of grab on to
Speaker 0 · [1:07:42]
a bot. And
Speaker 0 · [1:07:44]
as you’re doing this, you’re saying
Speaker 0 · [1:07:47]
kinda get a blue mode and get electric, and he’s grabbing for Gus, but they’re rocking down
Speaker 0 · [1:07:54]
faster. Mind you, you’re grabbing the vine,
Speaker 0 · [1:07:57]
and it slows you a little bit. Basically can almost hold on and catch yourself, and then it slips and you’re falling again.
Speaker 2 · [1:08:04]
You’re rolling out.
Speaker 0 · [1:08:07]
-
- Perfect. You
Speaker 0 · [1:08:10]
continue
Speaker 0 · [1:08:11]
to fall, and you’re seeing
Speaker 0 · [1:08:14]
sort of
Speaker 0 · [1:08:16]
the ground racing towards you, but then you also see
Speaker 0 · [1:08:21]
a clutch of Chwinga
Speaker 0 · [1:08:23]
sort of in 1 of the canopy
Speaker 0 · [1:08:26]
outcroppings of a branch, and it’s glowing.
Speaker 0 · [1:08:29]
And you can see that you can there’s a branch that just looks perfect for grabbing
Speaker 0 · [1:08:34]
right there.
Speaker 0 · [1:08:36]
Roll once more if you wanna try and grab that branch.
Speaker 1 · [1:08:39]
The the Troopy? The Twinga.
Speaker 1 · [1:08:43]
Those were the magical little Yeah. Yeah. I guess. What’s the name for? 19. 19. You’re out of ground. Perfectly.
Speaker 1 · [1:08:53]
Taking only 1 damage.
Speaker 0 · [1:08:57]
And you’re about 20 feet above the ground hanging onto this branch, and then you’re
Speaker 0 · [1:09:02]
sorry about the same time.
Speaker 0 · [1:09:04]
Thunk thunk as Rafe and
Speaker 0 · [1:09:08]
Gust hit.
Speaker 1 · [1:09:10]
And then 1 of the rhinoceroses
Speaker 0 · [1:09:14]
falls and breaks the branch that you’re holding onto, and you fall down too. But you land at the stick.
Speaker 0 · [1:09:20]
So you’re now on the jungle floor. The rhinos
Speaker 0 · [1:09:24]
basically explode when they’re like
Speaker 1 · [1:09:28]
Like,
Speaker 1 · [1:09:29]
dead? Yeah. When you live around. Dead?
Speaker 1 · [1:09:32]
Y’all are you find yourself out here on the
Speaker 4 · [1:09:35]
sort of
Speaker 1 · [1:09:37]
near the back of the ship.
Speaker 1 · [1:09:40]
Alright.
Speaker 1 · [1:09:42]
Very well. Where are the other rhinos
Speaker 3 · [1:09:45]
here?
Speaker 0 · [1:09:46]
The 2 of the rhinos are on
Speaker 0 · [1:09:49]
you and and
Speaker 0 · [1:09:50]
Faf’s rear.
Speaker 0 · [1:09:52]
No.
Speaker 0 · [1:09:54]
They’re not there, but they they
Speaker 0 · [1:09:57]
went through y’all last time. Don’t know. Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [1:10:00]
One’s are it’s Gubbard,
Speaker 0 · [1:10:03]
Trout’s turn,
Speaker 0 · [1:10:05]
and he brings his club.
Speaker 1 · [1:10:10]
He clubs he clubs hard.
Speaker 0 · [1:10:12]
He
Speaker 0 · [1:10:13]
brings his club onto
Speaker 0 · [1:10:17]
the.
Speaker 1 · [1:10:24]
Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:10:26]
Guys are bad. Right? Those are easy.
Speaker 1 · [1:10:28]
Those are a good guess. Oh, that’s a good guess. That’s why they’re white. It’s
Speaker 1 · [1:10:32]
Alright. Faf, it’s your turn. It’s Rafe and
Speaker 1 · [1:10:36]
Alright. The Waltz?
Speaker 1 · [1:10:39]
Gust. Gust. Gust. Gust. Gust. Oh, Gust Galloway?
Speaker 1 · [1:10:42]
Gust.
Speaker 4 · [1:10:44]
Becomes completely enraged by seeing the disappearance of his dwarven friend through the floor. Mhmm. And kinda puts his axe in sort of like a like a reverse baseball position
Speaker 4 · [1:10:56]
with a pirouette spins around and takes a big old chop of Vesper’s head.
Speaker 1 · [1:11:02]
Oh,
Speaker 1 · [1:11:03]
Speaker 4 · [1:11:04]
Plus 6?
Speaker 1 · [1:11:06]
Speaker 0 · [1:11:09]
Does 10 hit? It does not hit.
Speaker 5 · [1:11:13]
Bummer. 10
Speaker 4 · [1:11:16]
does not hit.
Speaker 4 · [1:11:18]
Very well.
Speaker 4 · [1:11:20]
Missing,
Speaker 4 · [1:11:21]
Faf was
Speaker 4 · [1:11:23]
a little peeved by, but he he did earn a bonus action because previously he did not miss. And
Speaker 4 · [1:11:30]
this bitch was unwavering mark to attack some other people and actually damage some people. So I get another shot.
Speaker 4 · [1:11:39]
This 1 hits.
Speaker 4 · [1:11:41]
That’s
Speaker 4 · [1:11:42]
Did you say that?
Speaker 4 · [1:11:46]
When you hit with a melee
Speaker 4 · [1:11:48]
weapon attack, you can mark the creature until the end of your next turn.
Speaker 4 · [1:11:52]
I
Speaker 1 · [1:11:53]
hit you last time, so you’re marked. Okay.
Speaker 4 · [1:11:58]
And while within 5 feet of me, a marked creature has disadvantage on any attack roll that doesn’t target you.
Speaker 4 · [1:12:04]
If the marked creature deals damage to anyone else, you can make a special melee attack stuff on your next turn as a bonus action with advantage and plus 2 extra damage. You can make this attack 3 times per long rest.
Speaker 0 · [1:12:17]
Okay. So
Speaker 0 · [1:12:18]
We’ll call the disintegrated floor an attack.
Speaker 1 · [1:12:21]
I mean, it certainly was. It just killed a bunch of rattles.
Speaker 1 · [1:12:25]
Alright. 12
Speaker 4 · [1:12:28]
plus 6.
Speaker 4 · [1:12:30]
That’s 18.
Speaker 1 · [1:12:31]
18
Speaker 1 · [1:12:33]
doesn’t hit?
Speaker 1 · [1:12:36]
19 is the 1. Wow. For her arm.
Speaker 1 · [1:12:40]
How did I hit with my
Speaker 1 · [1:12:42]
Maybe, like, 19 or something.
Speaker 3 · [1:12:45]
That’s
Speaker 3 · [1:12:45]
cool. Epic.
Speaker 0 · [1:12:47]
Last time, you had, like, 20 Yeah. That’s true. That’s true. Jesus
Speaker 1 · [1:12:53]
Christ.
Speaker 0 · [1:12:56]
Y’all don’t like that. You can tell that she’s hurting. Alright. I’m gonna use my actual bonus action.
Speaker 1 · [1:13:00]
Wait.
Speaker 4 · [1:13:04]
Was that not a total bonus action? That’s the earned bonus action because my unwavering mark Can your attacks be a bonus action. Can your attacks be a bonus action, though?
Speaker 1 · [1:13:12]
Like,
Speaker 3 · [1:13:13]
that’s a bonus attack, but do you have a actual bonus actions are different from
Speaker 0 · [1:13:18]
your attacks. I think yeah. I think you only get 1 bonus action for that. 2nd win 2nd win. Is a bonus action. Bonus action right here.
Speaker 3 · [1:13:25]
So the 2nd win is a bonus action.
Speaker 1 · [1:13:28]
Yeah. I don’t understand how you trigger
Speaker 3 · [1:13:33]
you can use it oh, you can use it 3 times. You can use 2nd win 3 times. No. Pretty long. It’s action surge that I’m doing right now. Action surge. I’m using action surge.
Speaker 1 · [1:13:44]
Okay. Separate. Yeah. Alright.
Speaker 4 · [1:13:46]
Fucking
Speaker 1 · [1:13:47]
come on.
Speaker 1 · [1:13:50]
Speaker 1 · [1:13:52]
Fuck.
Speaker 1 · [1:13:54]
Speaker 3 · [1:13:58]
Nothing. Alright. Well Well, then. Alright. That on them bigger jobs.
Speaker 3 · [1:14:03]
Gotta put that in.
Speaker 1 · [1:14:08]
What’s Who’s turn is it? It’s Bonzo’s turn.
Speaker 1 · [1:14:12]
Can you, like, throw me a rope or something?
Speaker 3 · [1:14:15]
You do have rope.
Speaker 3 · [1:14:17]
What’d
Speaker 3 · [1:14:18]
you say? I do have rope.
Speaker 3 · [1:14:21]
I do. That would be a full action, though.
Speaker 5 · [1:14:23]
Didn’t wanna get him back up.
Speaker 1 · [1:14:25]
No, dude. I’m just chilling with the boys. I don’t think anyone bad is down here, so I’ll just kinda, like,
Speaker 1 · [1:14:31]
skip out on the rest of it. I know.
Speaker 1 · [1:14:33]
I think
Speaker 5 · [1:14:35]
he’s got something up to sleep for you.
Speaker 5 · [1:14:40]
Fuck. I have to roll 19, is that?
Speaker 5 · [1:14:43]
Motherfucker.
Speaker 1 · [1:14:46]
Alright. I’m gonna use my primal savagery,
Speaker 5 · [1:14:52]
which means I grow out my nails and teeth
Speaker 5 · [1:14:56]
to do slashing and biting attacks. Okay. Alright.
Speaker 1 · [1:14:59]
I’ll take that. Onto
Speaker 5 · [1:15:01]
Let
Speaker 1 · [1:15:05]
me use my lucky rainbow die.
Speaker 4 · [1:15:09]
We get 18 plus 3.
Speaker 0 · [1:15:12]
That goes. So
Speaker 5 · [1:15:15]
1 d 10 damage.
Speaker 1 · [1:15:19]
Speaker 5 · [1:15:24]
They did 2 damage.
Speaker 4 · [1:15:28]
That’s sad. But I’m gonna do a bonus section
Speaker 4 · [1:15:31]
and do my fury of blows.
Speaker 5 · [1:15:39]
A 1 plus 5, 6.
Speaker 5 · [1:15:43]
How’s my turn?
Speaker 0 · [1:15:45]
It’s
Speaker 0 · [1:15:50]
times 2
Speaker 0 · [1:15:52]
turn,
Speaker 0 · [1:15:55]
and they will again charge
Speaker 0 · [1:15:57]
upon
Speaker 0 · [1:16:00]
Faf and
Speaker 0 · [1:16:02]
Isilrod.
Speaker 0 · [1:16:03]
Alright. So
Speaker 1 · [1:16:04]
body this.
Speaker 1 · [1:16:06]
Body this.
Speaker 1 · [1:16:08]
Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:16:10]
Goal.
Speaker 1 · [1:16:11]
Goal. This
Speaker 1 · [1:16:13]
could be it, boys.
Speaker 1 · [1:16:15]
Are you down?
Speaker 1 · [1:16:16]
No. You hit 5 damage. Shit. Thank god. What are you
Speaker 3 · [1:16:20]
Midnight damage now.
Speaker 1 · [1:16:22]
I could have you out. For health.
Speaker 1 · [1:16:25]
It’s
Speaker 1 · [1:16:26]
just Galloway’s
Speaker 0 · [1:16:28]
turn,
Speaker 0 · [1:16:31]
and he
Speaker 0 · [1:16:33]
is at the bottom
Speaker 0 · [1:16:35]
with you and Ray. And he begins.
Speaker 0 · [1:16:41]
He’s got, like, a a big slam all the way around from Ray’s protection spell
Speaker 0 · [1:16:48]
in the fall when you grab him.
Speaker 0 · [1:16:51]
But he begins singing a song that
Speaker 1 · [1:16:54]
heals you and Ray for
Speaker 1 · [1:17:00]
2 health.
Speaker 1 · [1:17:04]
Health.
Speaker 1 · [1:17:06]
Body is the 2 times the key never fell.
Speaker 3 · [1:17:09]
I look I look desperate dead in the eyes,
Speaker 3 · [1:17:12]
and I pull my
Speaker 3 · [1:17:14]
my dice out, my special
Speaker 3 · [1:17:17]
what’s that? Hold on.
Speaker 3 · [1:17:20]
My special
Speaker 3 · [1:17:21]
wait. Hold on.
Speaker 3 · [1:17:24]
My my special dice.
Speaker 2 · [1:17:30]
I’m like,
Speaker 1 · [1:17:33]
if this rolls a 6.
Speaker 1 · [1:17:38]
It’s so stupid.
Speaker 1 · [1:17:39]
What’s that? I’m like
Speaker 3 · [1:17:42]
I’m like, I’ll
Speaker 3 · [1:17:44]
make a little barter with you.
Speaker 1 · [1:17:50]
It’s so stupid.
Speaker 1 · [1:17:54]
I’m like,
Speaker 1 · [1:17:56]
if this if this rolls a 6,
Speaker 3 · [1:18:01]
I’m gonna fuck you up.
Speaker 3 · [1:18:08]
And I roll it. Thank you. And it’s a loaded liar dice, so it always rolls 6. And I hit her with wait. Yeah. Yeah. I hit her with the
Speaker 3 · [1:18:17]
I hit I hit her with another elderly class. What?
Speaker 1 · [1:18:25]
It’s
Speaker 3 · [1:18:26]
gonna be, like, my signature move is, like
Speaker 1 · [1:18:29]
It’s loaded. I was like, we’ll let the dice decide.
Speaker 1 · [1:18:32]
It’s like, can’t make that. Alright. Alright.
Speaker 1 · [1:18:38]
Set of 18 plus 6. So
Speaker 4 · [1:18:41]
it’s another 20 something. I really thought you had a new set of heads. I was like, damn. This is lit. I was like, that’s You get it wrong. Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 3 · [1:18:49]
So it’s a
Speaker 3 · [1:18:50]
it’s a 1 d 10.
Speaker 4 · [1:18:53]
6 plus 2 is 8
Speaker 1 · [1:18:57]
plus a 1 d 6.
Speaker 3 · [1:18:59]
Is
Speaker 3 · [1:19:02]
it another 2?
Speaker 2 · [1:19:04]
- Wait.
Speaker 1 · [1:19:06]
Is that right? 1 d oh, 0, wait. Plus 4, 14. 14.
Speaker 1 · [1:19:13]
The die is cast, the blast is blast,
Speaker 0 · [1:19:17]
and the
Speaker 3 · [1:19:19]
green red Oh, wait. Wait. Sorry. And well, okay. Yeah. You can say You should You You got I’m it. Also gonna bonus action, Misty Step,
Speaker 3 · [1:19:27]
like, over here on the other side of the circle Okay. Which
Speaker 3 · [1:19:31]
leaves my little monkey man behind.
Speaker 3 · [1:19:33]
Yeah. That’s
Speaker 1 · [1:19:37]
is
Speaker 0 · [1:19:38]
charging
Speaker 1 · [1:19:38]
and blast directly
Speaker 0 · [1:19:42]
in the vest for his forehead.
Speaker 0 · [1:19:45]
And upon impact,
Speaker 1 · [1:19:49]
she shatters into
Speaker 1 · [1:19:51]
a black
Speaker 0 · [1:19:53]
fog.
Speaker 0 · [1:19:54]
Mhmm.
Speaker 0 · [1:19:56]
At the same time, all the monkeys
Speaker 0 · [1:19:58]
and summer Mooneyham and covered trout’s eyes
Speaker 0 · [1:20:02]
roll back into
Speaker 0 · [1:20:04]
normal sea, and they’re looking around terrified,
Speaker 0 · [1:20:07]
confused
Speaker 0 · [1:20:09]
of what’s happening as well with the rhinos.
Speaker 0 · [1:20:13]
And
Speaker 0 · [1:20:15]
the battles are
Speaker 1 · [1:20:19]
Well, wasted that messy stuff, boys. That was salute to safety.
Speaker 1 · [1:20:25]
Yeah.
Speaker 4 · [1:20:26]
It’s over?
Speaker 1 · [1:20:28]
It’s over. I can’t believe I killed the wrong guy
Speaker 4 · [1:20:32]
and then proceeded to miss 3 times in a row. Right?
Speaker 5 · [1:20:39]
At least you got a notch.
Speaker 1 · [1:20:41]
I don’t know. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:20:44]
It’s okay. I do not trust him either that Owen Cooper
Speaker 1 · [1:20:48]
No. That he was in league with her. We do not know. Hey, bro.
Speaker 3 · [1:20:53]
Can I have my cool art piece back?
Speaker 1 · [1:20:56]
Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [1:20:58]
Course. But do do you know what it it does? No. What is it? I know it’s worth a lot of money.
Speaker 0 · [1:21:04]
This idol I’m still trying to figure out this vesicle rock. Is she even dead? I do not know.
Speaker 0 · [1:21:12]
I will have to go to Shadow Feet Shadowfang Keep in the Aldani Basin to discover that and cover my ally
Speaker 0 · [1:21:19]
and.
Speaker 1 · [1:21:20]
But
Speaker 1 · [1:21:22]
I knew they pursued
Speaker 0 · [1:21:23]
this idol and tried to throw it me and mine at every turn.
Speaker 1 · [1:21:29]
For this idol has
Speaker 1 · [1:21:32]
a hidden power.
Speaker 5 · [1:21:34]
It
Speaker 1 · [1:21:35]
reveals those
Speaker 1 · [1:21:37]
who are legendarily
Speaker 0 · [1:21:40]
infected by the death curse.
Speaker 0 · [1:21:44]
And I believe this symposium,
Speaker 0 · [1:21:46]
whatever that may be,
Speaker 1 · [1:21:51]
wanted to keep it
Speaker 1 · [1:21:53]
from others because
Speaker 1 · [1:21:55]
symposium
Speaker 1 · [1:21:57]
members are not affected by the death
Speaker 3 · [1:22:00]
for some reason or another. So you can identify Symposium members with the idol? Potentially.
Speaker 0 · [1:22:08]
And it’s it’ll tell us at least who is and who is not infected by the death curse.
Speaker 0 · [1:22:14]
But, yes, you can have it back, of course, on the condition
Speaker 0 · [1:22:18]
that you
Speaker 0 · [1:22:20]
continue on
Speaker 0 · [1:22:22]
with those promises to Syndra.
Speaker 0 · [1:22:25]
And we go down
Speaker 1 · [1:22:27]
to the Aldani Basin
Speaker 1 · [1:22:29]
and free Anti Gracos.
Speaker 1 · [1:22:32]
Is the Aldani Basin the area that’s, like, in the middle of the map? Yeah. That’s the lobster folk. Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [1:22:38]
Yeah. That is the Aldani Basin? Yeah. So are we sticking with with Flea?
Speaker 3 · [1:22:45]
Yeah. I mean, he seems he seems like good vibes. I care about Lilith?
Speaker 1 · [1:22:48]
Yeah. Yeah. Did you see Lilith? Where’d she go? The meat woman that was escaping at the doll and the doll chopped
Speaker 1 · [1:22:56]
into the belly of somebody.
Speaker 1 · [1:22:58]
Yeah. Yeah. That 1. She looked scared, but down the elevator is
Speaker 1 · [1:23:03]
Alright.
Speaker 3 · [1:23:04]
Well,
Speaker 3 · [1:23:05]
hopefully, we’ll find her again.
Speaker 1 · [1:23:07]
But, yeah, yes, here is the item. And as he passes it,
Speaker 1 · [1:23:14]
you’ll all feel yourselves
Speaker 0 · [1:23:17]
leveling up.
Speaker 0 · [1:23:22]
And when it reaches your hands,
Speaker 1 · [1:23:24]
breathe, not only do you feel yourself leveling up,
Speaker 0 · [1:23:28]
power fueling
Speaker 0 · [1:23:30]
you all. You can even feel power, but you also feel
Speaker 0 · [1:23:34]
a sickness
Speaker 0 · [1:23:36]
Oh, shit. Infesting into y’all. Shit. And the idol begins to glow with red eyes directly at you as you’re looking at it,
Speaker 0 · [1:23:46]
informing you with clear those red eyes that you are now afflicted
Speaker 0 · [1:23:50]
with the death curse. All of us have? Shit. You have all reached level 5, and you have all now been afflicted with the death curse. That’s ass, man.
Speaker 1 · [1:24:00]
Holy shit.
Speaker 1 · [1:24:01]
That’s sweet. This means
Speaker 0 · [1:24:06]
that going forward,
Speaker 0 · [1:24:13]
every day
Speaker 0 · [1:24:15]
that passes,
Speaker 0 · [1:24:18]
you will lose
Speaker 0 · [1:24:21]
total
Speaker 0 · [1:24:25]
0.25
Speaker 0 · [1:24:27]
of a health point. So every 4 days, you lose 1 health point total. Every
Speaker 1 · [1:24:32]
4 days?
Speaker 0 · [1:24:33]
So
Speaker 0 · [1:24:36]
if you had, for example,
Speaker 0 · [1:24:40]
20
Speaker 0 · [1:24:42]
no. If you had
Speaker 0 · [1:24:45]
4 health points as your total AHP
Speaker 1 · [1:24:50]
Within 16 days, you would have you would be dead.
Speaker 1 · [1:24:59]
Just flexing.
Speaker 4 · [1:25:04]
Is this hex method?
Speaker 1 · [1:25:06]
This is what do you mean? Hex method. You can see this Dude, you’re right. Yeah. That’s not this hard. Damn.
Speaker 5 · [1:25:14]
I got some pretty sweet.
Speaker 4 · [1:25:18]
Level 5 was a big 1.
Speaker 2 · [1:25:20]
I know. I think it’s a prime.
Speaker 0 · [1:25:23]
Yeah. So why don’t you all take time with level 5? Maybe talk through what y’all are getting. What’s it? Level 5 is a huge,
Speaker 0 · [1:25:31]
huge level up 1. What it is?
Speaker 3 · [1:25:34]
Nothing has changed for me. Oh, really? I don’t think so. Can I go down?
Speaker 1 · [1:25:39]
It’s none of my class features.
Speaker 4 · [1:25:44]
Go down all the way to the bottom.
Speaker 4 · [1:25:48]
I don’t if you’d like your
Speaker 2 · [1:25:51]
that’s
Speaker 2 · [1:25:52]
it.
Speaker 2 · [1:25:53]
Speaker 1 · [1:26:10]
Was the rough
Speaker 1 · [1:26:12]
was just I was seeing
Speaker 1 · [1:26:14]
what comes of yeah.
Speaker 4 · [1:26:15]
I thought there was a 1.
Speaker 1 · [1:26:18]
Your Bardic inspirations?
Speaker 1 · [1:26:19]
I feel like you don’t really use your Bardic inspiration.
Speaker 1 · [1:26:22]
I don’t get it, Ian. I don’t
Speaker 5 · [1:26:30]
can
Speaker 0 · [1:26:36]
use a bonus action
Speaker 4 · [1:26:54]
Mister Rafe.
Speaker 1 · [1:26:57]
Faf,
Speaker 1 · [1:26:58]
what the hell has happened here?
Speaker 4 · [1:27:00]
It
Speaker 4 · [1:27:01]
looks like I mistakenly killed the wrong person,
Speaker 4 · [1:27:05]
and then
Speaker 4 · [1:27:07]
Bedlam broke out.
Speaker 4 · [1:27:09]
Indeed. A Tuesday for the
Speaker 4 · [1:27:12]
Goblins of Throbbins.
Speaker 1 · [1:27:16]
Indeed. I’m still trying to figure out
Speaker 1 · [1:27:20]
I still have thoughts, but Vesper was
Speaker 1 · [1:27:25]
Indeed, she was. In some type of way. Yes.
Speaker 0 · [1:27:30]
And where’s Chuck?
Speaker 4 · [1:27:32]
Oh, he’s still upstairs
Speaker 4 · [1:27:34]
spiraling his mustache.
Speaker 1 · [1:27:36]
I came down here on business.
Speaker 4 · [1:27:39]
What business? Your big shiny fork there, my friend.
Speaker 1 · [1:27:43]
I tried it. Yes. Yes.
Speaker 4 · [1:27:46]
How much?
Speaker 1 · [1:27:49]
There’s no price. It’s been
Speaker 1 · [1:27:51]
been with me since I was
Speaker 1 · [1:27:53]
just a halfling in the
Speaker 1 · [1:27:56]
waterfall.
Speaker 1 · [1:28:01]
See, I’ve somehow stumbled upon
Speaker 1 · [1:28:04]
Trident Mastery.
Speaker 4 · [1:28:08]
So where am gonna get a Trident?
Speaker 1 · [1:28:12]
Any blacksmith
Speaker 1 · [1:28:14]
or the day would probably forge you 1
Speaker 1 · [1:28:17]
some time, but a Trident of this level,
Speaker 1 · [1:28:21]
you must go to try to. Don’t you think it would look cool with me on top of my
Speaker 1 · [1:28:26]
flame painted toad
Speaker 4 · [1:28:28]
with a trident and an axe?
Speaker 1 · [1:28:33]
That wouldn’t have cool. 500 gold.
Speaker 0 · [1:28:35]
If it is not for sale, then I can’t I can’t even give it away. It is attuned.
Speaker 1 · [1:28:42]
Can you rent it to me? No.
Speaker 1 · [1:28:45]
You can just attune it right back to yourself
Speaker 1 · [1:28:48]
if you get tired of renting it.
Speaker 1 · [1:28:50]
100
Speaker 1 · [1:28:51]
gold for for the weekend.
Speaker 1 · [1:28:56]
2,000 gold for 5 minutes.
Speaker 0 · [1:28:58]
No. No. I don’t I I don’t even think you can get rid of a
Speaker 0 · [1:29:02]
Alright. Fine. Jim sends a tune to y’all.
Speaker 4 · [1:29:06]
Debt collector’s a tune to you. Debt collector is not assumed yet. I have not stuck it in the dryer. There’s still a whole ceremony when that happens.
Speaker 0 · [1:29:16]
No. That’s like the war bond. The tomb is so I’m pretty sure they got a tomb immediately.
Speaker 0 · [1:29:22]
Oh, well,
Speaker 1 · [1:29:27]
okay. Can I have some lightning in a bottle?
Speaker 0 · [1:29:32]
Yes. Of course. I sell it quite frequently.
Speaker 1 · [1:29:36]
I’ll have to get upstairs to go and find my my bottle.
Speaker 1 · [1:29:41]
I don’t have 1 jug that I brought with me. Typically, odds aren’t in the business of of dying.
Speaker 0 · [1:29:46]
Oh, yeah. That jug.
Speaker 0 · [1:29:48]
But
Speaker 0 · [1:29:50]
It’s still there. Yeah. I’ll get I’ll get upstairs and fetch it.
Speaker 1 · [1:29:55]
Guts to my friend. You alright?
Speaker 1 · [1:29:59]
No. I’m not alright.
Speaker 1 · [1:30:01]
God, no. I’m not alright. Biskarr, a traitor?
Speaker 1 · [1:30:04]
Why?
Speaker 1 · [1:30:06]
We must we must speak with Shago. Let let us and
Speaker 1 · [1:30:11]
he goes running back to the elevator.
Speaker 1 · [1:30:23]
I jumped on the elevator with him.
Speaker 0 · [1:30:26]
Oh, okay.
Speaker 3 · [1:30:29]
Where are going?
Speaker 1 · [1:30:31]
Y’all are You guys are fucked. Right? Y’all are trundling up the elevator.
Speaker 0 · [1:30:38]
He’s around. I cannot help mention
Speaker 0 · [1:30:41]
it again, brother. Sorry.
Speaker 0 · [1:30:43]
I cannot help but mention it again, brother, that hat looks so familiar.
Speaker 0 · [1:30:47]
Captain’s.
Speaker 0 · [1:30:48]
I love it. When was the last time you took your boat out?
Speaker 1 · [1:30:53]
Our boat. It’s
Speaker 1 · [1:30:55]
well, we have a couple boats. Which 1 are you referring to?
Speaker 1 · [1:30:58]
General 1. You said you’re captain.
Speaker 1 · [1:31:01]
Oh, the the old Milk Maiden. No. We we’ve been we’ve been journeying over from the Milk Maiden for
Speaker 1 · [1:31:07]
quite a bit now.
Speaker 1 · [1:31:08]
We’ve been taking our other watercrafts.
Speaker 0 · [1:31:11]
Well, if you’re ever trying to go on the high seas to hunt down Aremag’s treasure, I would be
Speaker 0 · [1:31:17]
most delighted. Would love to take you up on that someday. That’s your friend that can go to Tritonia. I can show him that if he has a way to Do you have a breathe underwater. Do you have water?
Speaker 0 · [1:31:28]
No.
Speaker 2 · [1:31:29]
Figure it out.
Speaker 0 · [1:31:31]
Right.
Speaker 0 · [1:31:32]
The last.
Speaker 0 · [1:31:34]
Ditch.
Speaker 0 · [1:31:35]
The
Speaker 0 · [1:31:36]
elevator lens,
Speaker 0 · [1:31:38]
and
Speaker 1 · [1:31:39]
I guess you’ll get back into the Uh-huh.
Speaker 0 · [1:31:44]
TinTop, which now has a gaping hole in it.
Speaker 0 · [1:31:47]
And when you go out back in,
Speaker 0 · [1:31:51]
Jacques is sat at a table
Speaker 0 · [1:31:54]
with
Speaker 0 · [1:31:55]
Old TinTop
Speaker 0 · [1:31:57]
and
Speaker 0 · [1:32:01]
then sun and cupboard, and it’s it’s almost like a council of sorts now.
Speaker 1 · [1:32:08]
I sit myself at the table.
Speaker 5 · [1:32:12]
I took a maybe a moment to go over the monkeys and just
Speaker 5 · [1:32:19]
play my dues.
Speaker 1 · [1:32:23]
No monkey should have to die like that.
Speaker 1 · [1:32:27]
I feel like I’m mentally blasted right now. I don’t know how to speak to anyone in this game.
Speaker 1 · [1:32:33]
So, ma’am,
Speaker 2 · [1:32:37]
Faf.
Speaker 1 · [1:32:40]
Faf doesn’t have to because
Speaker 4 · [1:32:42]
Faf, while you guys were having your
Speaker 4 · [1:32:44]
council of thieves or whatever it is,
Speaker 4 · [1:32:47]
I’m up here
Speaker 4 · [1:32:48]
on Moghammer,
Speaker 4 · [1:32:50]
and we are going
Speaker 4 · [1:32:51]
bug fishing, which really is where Faf cheers when
Speaker 4 · [1:32:55]
Moghammer snatches him out of the air with his tongue.
Speaker 1 · [1:32:59]
So Are you on the ground now? Yeah. Me and walled hammer? No. Because I’ve got You’re on bug fishing? Yeah. You’re on bug fishing. They’re all sat around the well, Molly and Did Rafe die? No. He’s alive. He’s at the he’s at the council
Speaker 0 · [1:33:16]
meeting right now. Alright. Council meeting. And I. Yeah. You can be here also. Yeah. Okay. It’s in Let’s take a seat. Since Faf is not at the council meeting.
Speaker 1 · [1:33:27]
Man, that was that was crazy. Anyone would’ve expected
Speaker 1 · [1:33:30]
Vesper to be evil?
Speaker 3 · [1:33:33]
I
Speaker 3 · [1:33:36]
don’t think that was Vesper. Right? I I’m with
Speaker 0 · [1:33:39]
the dark health. I do not think that was the Ring of Vesper Rock who I’ve heard play many a time. She was she was
Speaker 3 · [1:33:47]
she was Whatchamacallit’s Bay? It seemed like
Speaker 3 · [1:33:50]
Throbbin’s Bay.
Speaker 3 · [1:33:52]
And it seems like Throbbin love the.
Speaker 1 · [1:33:55]
I
Speaker 3 · [1:33:56]
mean, yeah, I mean, they
Speaker 3 · [1:33:59]
she’s been deep inside Throbbin. Like And
Speaker 1 · [1:34:02]
yeah. Oh, that’s that. Me
Speaker 1 · [1:34:05]
and her. Is that right? That’s my brother. Tell me what is the the way in which we arrive
Speaker 1 · [1:34:11]
at this injunction wherein
Speaker 1 · [1:34:13]
there’s a duck force, impending how precisely did you come here. Well, Isilrod got invited by No. No. For the To Chult and General.
Speaker 1 · [1:34:22]
You say that you know Syndra and that Yeah. We were recruited by
Speaker 3 · [1:34:27]
Throbbin, who’s friends with Syndra,
Speaker 3 · [1:34:30]
to go on this task because we’re
Speaker 3 · [1:34:32]
we’re low level Oh. We’re low level losers, basically. So it’s the Now we’re We’re the bench warmers, bro. We can’t come in in now, though. We’re legendary bench warmers. We’re coming in. We’re the we’re it’s a classic David and Goliath story, if you will.
Speaker 3 · [1:34:47]
Yeah. That’s what I So we just now turned to the 5, and now we can actually feel the the death curse. You know? It’s like, didn’t even know about it before
Speaker 0 · [1:34:54]
Just now, basically. We hung up. Fight. Yes. I too am inflicted with the death curse. I
Speaker 1 · [1:35:01]
launched with my party leader at
Speaker 1 · [1:35:03]
the behest of Syndra
Speaker 1 · [1:35:05]
in Throbbin.
Speaker 1 · [1:35:07]
Not 1 month pass.
Speaker 1 · [1:35:08]
True. We come out here. We make quick work of the Chultan Jungle in Taslithrud,
Speaker 1 · [1:35:13]
but we can never find the source of the death gurus because we are hunted by shadows and mist.
Speaker 0 · [1:35:19]
I believe
Speaker 0 · [1:35:21]
that whoever was
Speaker 0 · [1:35:22]
Throbbin or whoever was
Speaker 0 · [1:35:25]
Vesper
Speaker 0 · [1:35:26]
was like I being Isolde,
Speaker 0 · [1:35:28]
an impostor.
Speaker 3 · [1:35:30]
Have have you heard about a or during your travels, have you seen a red dragon, a Medusa, or an eagle?
Speaker 0 · [1:35:37]
I know the
Speaker 1 · [1:35:39]
in
Speaker 1 · [1:35:43]
in
Speaker 1 · [1:35:45]
the Far East. I know the red dragon
Speaker 1 · [1:35:48]
in the Far West. But why do you believe in these? Of use?
Speaker 3 · [1:35:53]
We heard something about those creatures from the the fairy chick.
Speaker 3 · [1:35:58]
That what was that fairy chick that gave you the fairy milk?
Speaker 1 · [1:36:01]
Oh, you mean the
Speaker 1 · [1:36:04]
the milk?
Speaker 1 · [1:36:06]
What was your name? Do you speak of Calypso? Calypso. Oh, yeah. Calypso. You met you you’ve met her? I
Speaker 4 · [1:36:13]
met Calypso.
Speaker 3 · [1:36:15]
We had a run-in. She’s not in our notes because I was too far away, but I can’t search her.
Speaker 1 · [1:36:21]
You take my notes? And what did she tell you?
Speaker 5 · [1:36:28]
This may take a 2nd.
Speaker 5 · [1:36:30]
There was something about
Speaker 3 · [1:36:33]
there the creatures, the red dragon, Medusa, and the eagle.
Speaker 3 · [1:36:37]
And then the ritual components are heart of dragon, tears of angel, milk of a fairy. Those are the vision to stop Doctor. Aubrey’s wife’s vampire curse. Oh, fuck. The vision of a dragon,
Speaker 4 · [1:36:47]
the Medusa, and an eagle man,
Speaker 4 · [1:36:51]
and that those may reveal the location of the curse.
Speaker 0 · [1:36:55]
This is what told you. That’s what Khalifso told me. Then we we must make haste.
Speaker 1 · [1:37:00]
We must. I know the location of Daradarago.
Speaker 0 · [1:37:03]
You do? Oh, yeah.
Speaker 0 · [1:37:05]
Where is it? Well, I’m at mine.
Speaker 0 · [1:37:08]
An old dwarven
Speaker 0 · [1:37:09]
stronghold. Oh, mine?
Speaker 1 · [1:37:11]
Oh, mine.
Speaker 1 · [1:37:13]
I hate mines.
Speaker 1 · [1:37:14]
Shit.
Speaker 5 · [1:37:17]
You like mines?
Speaker 1 · [1:37:19]
You’re a mine guy? Come on. Oh, sports team being a mine guy. Oh.
Speaker 0 · [1:37:23]
Yes. Like it. There is an old red dragon
Speaker 0 · [1:37:27]
in the mine.
Speaker 0 · [1:37:29]
Not
Speaker 0 · [1:37:31]
oof. It’s it is South Southwest
Speaker 0 · [1:37:34]
of the Aldani Basin.
Speaker 4 · [1:37:36]
A live dragon?
Speaker 1 · [1:37:38]
Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [1:37:40]
But deep. Deep.
Speaker 0 · [1:37:41]
It it would never
Speaker 1 · [1:37:43]
rear its head beyond
Speaker 1 · [1:37:46]
the 4th layer
Speaker 3 · [1:37:48]
of the dungy. We’ve also gotta find Artus Cimber. Do you know anything about him? Yeah. Yeah. Artus. I saw him not
Speaker 3 · [1:37:55]
2 weeks back. Where was he at? About
Speaker 1 · [1:38:00]
well, I we’ve sort of got lost in the jungle, so I’m not entirely sure that he was
Speaker 1 · [1:38:05]
moving around the jungle.
Speaker 4 · [1:38:10]
How about this Ras Nie guy? Do you know anything of him?
Speaker 0 · [1:38:15]
Ras Nie.
Speaker 0 · [1:38:17]
We’ve heard many legends of him,
Speaker 1 · [1:38:21]
the owner of all the undead that pervades through the jungle.
Speaker 1 · [1:38:24]
I have not relayed eyes upon him or seen any of the which
Speaker 0 · [1:38:31]
are the
Speaker 0 · [1:38:32]
his his creatures. He is now.
Speaker 1 · [1:38:39]
But I don’t know the location of
Speaker 1 · [1:38:42]
the city
Speaker 1 · [1:38:47]
neither.
Speaker 4 · [1:38:48]
Okay.
Speaker 0 · [1:38:49]
But I’m
Speaker 0 · [1:38:50]
of the opinion that
Speaker 1 · [1:38:52]
Ras Nsi
Speaker 1 · [1:38:54]
perhaps is responsible for the death threats.
Speaker 5 · [1:39:00]
Seems likely.
Speaker 4 · [1:39:03]
Seems likely.
Speaker 1 · [1:39:04]
So maybe From down below, up in the hole. Ask him about the sewer tanker motherfucker.
Speaker 5 · [1:39:09]
Oh, yeah. What about that sewer tanker motherfucker?
Speaker 0 · [1:39:12]
Of doom. Yes. We met him. We met him,
Speaker 0 · [1:39:17]
basically, as as soon as arriving in Port Xibalba,
Speaker 0 · [1:39:20]
and he offered us these mini
Speaker 0 · [1:39:22]
great boobs. But
Speaker 0 · [1:39:25]
says,
Speaker 0 · [1:39:27]
no. We don’t need those. We already have 2 bit of items. So we just bid him a dew after when in the evening. I’ve never seen him You bid him a dew after he offered
Speaker 1 · [1:39:36]
many
Speaker 1 · [1:39:38]
big goos?
Speaker 0 · [1:39:42]
You’ve been a dude of the big goos? We did not need any of what he was selling, so we have not seen him since.
Speaker 0 · [1:39:49]
What kind of goos? No goos.
Speaker 0 · [1:39:52]
There are no goos. Boons. Goos.
Speaker 0 · [1:39:55]
Boons.
Speaker 0 · [1:39:56]
Boons.
Speaker 0 · [1:39:57]
We took none abounded dooms boons.
Speaker 4 · [1:40:00]
Wow.
Speaker 0 · [1:40:02]
You coulda had anything, and you said no. Oh, why do I need anything when I already have everything in the.
Speaker 1 · [1:40:08]
Woah.
Speaker 1 · [1:40:11]
Is the is that the rapier? Yeah. You must be a very happy man.
Speaker 0 · [1:40:17]
We must He has everything. We must talk about
Speaker 1 · [1:40:20]
how to proceed. I would show
Speaker 0 · [1:40:23]
you on a map how to get to the Wormhart Mine if you wish to
Speaker 0 · [1:40:28]
face the red dragon.
Speaker 1 · [1:40:32]
Red dragon?
Speaker 1 · [1:40:33]
Red dragon in the Wormhart Mine, an old dwarven stronghold,
Speaker 0 · [1:40:38]
Diaz Pass.
Speaker 1 · [1:40:40]
I
Speaker 1 · [1:40:43]
must ask, though, in return for the says
Speaker 1 · [1:40:47]
you help
Speaker 1 · [1:40:50]
me recover
Speaker 1 · [1:40:52]
aunt Flaguz,
Speaker 1 · [1:40:54]
my companion who has been taken by whoever this Vesper Rock person is, and I
Speaker 1 · [1:41:00]
do not know if I can defeat
Speaker 0 · [1:41:03]
her, him, Flea by myself.
Speaker 3 · [1:41:07]
We definitely gotta assemble our crew.
Speaker 1 · [1:41:10]
Makes sense to me. Tell them tell them about the toad.
Speaker 3 · [1:41:15]
You don’t know about Moghammer?
Speaker 3 · [1:41:17]
What all is talking about to get this dog? Yeah. We’ve got an epic toad. It’s a battle toad.
Speaker 3 · [1:41:23]
He’s got a racing stripes down the side,
Speaker 3 · [1:41:26]
can’t miss him.
Speaker 3 · [1:41:29]
He could flames his ass. He’s pretty quick.
Speaker 1 · [1:41:32]
What Yeah. She won the she won
Speaker 1 · [1:41:35]
die races.
Speaker 1 · [1:41:36]
Oh, we lost those.
Speaker 0 · [1:41:38]
Oh, that’s really last eve. Yeah. We won. Formidable.
Speaker 0 · [1:41:41]
Yeah. It’s pretty cool. You not you are not David’s here. David?
Speaker 3 · [1:41:46]
You say David. Oh, yeah. Goliath. Yeah. It’s really People tend to overheat his butt. On the flip side, we tend to kinda fucking. Yeah. We’re like the we’re the Spartans kinda thing. You know? I mean, that’s why we have the curse now. We’re kinda legendary.
Speaker 1 · [1:41:58]
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Indeed, without your and
Speaker 1 · [1:42:01]
your
Speaker 1 · [1:42:02]
axe
Speaker 0 · [1:42:03]
and your feasts
Speaker 0 · [1:42:05]
Yeah. And that arrow that almost hit,
Speaker 0 · [1:42:08]
I would not have been able to defeat the vesper
Speaker 0 · [1:42:11]
thing.
Speaker 4 · [1:42:13]
No. That’s How are feeling from your curse, like, right now? Like, where are you at physically?
Speaker 1 · [1:42:18]
I’m very poorly physically.
Speaker 4 · [1:42:20]
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 · [1:42:22]
Like, how much long do think you got?
Speaker 0 · [1:42:24]
I
Speaker 0 · [1:42:26]
have 30
Speaker 0 · [1:42:27]
30 days tops. 30? Oh.
Speaker 3 · [1:42:32]
K. So is he joining us or what? Yeah. I think he’s gonna join us, and we we ought to go find Vesper or Killer,
Speaker 3 · [1:42:39]
go get Grackles.
Speaker 1 · [1:42:41]
Does anyone have a spell that can, like, get rid of French accents?
Speaker 5 · [1:42:51]
I do, but I’m not gonna lose. We are
Speaker 1 · [1:42:54]
this is funny.
Speaker 0 · [1:42:56]
I appreciate it. I did. Whisper
Speaker 1 · [1:42:59]
it to my friends. Indeed.
Speaker 0 · [1:43:01]
I’ve I’ve heard it. Yeah. He used to spell. Now he just Oh, they do. To us. Back in my party, but no. None none has more weight than that.
Speaker 1 · [1:43:11]
The ultimate rogue. So
Speaker 1 · [1:43:13]
should we find grandpa’s?
Speaker 0 · [1:43:16]
Well, we know that
Speaker 0 · [1:43:18]
Vespa said that he is the
Speaker 0 · [1:43:20]
Shadowfang keep.
Speaker 1 · [1:43:23]
I
Speaker 1 · [1:43:25]
must confess that I do not expect to find him at high,
Speaker 1 · [1:43:28]
but I must try.
Speaker 0 · [1:43:31]
At the same breath, we must in the death curse, and I don’t know if
Speaker 0 · [1:43:37]
this vesper rock figure has much designs
Speaker 0 · [1:43:40]
on the death curse other than preventing
Speaker 0 · [1:43:42]
its destruction.
Speaker 0 · [1:43:48]
So, yes, we can go to the Aldani Basin,
Speaker 0 · [1:43:53]
or we can go I will go into the Aldani Basin to find the Shadow Fang Keep
Speaker 3 · [1:44:00]
and hopefully put it in. Let’s go to the Shadow Fang Keep. That sounds lit. And then we gotta be back in, like,
Speaker 3 · [1:44:08]
what, like,
Speaker 3 · [1:44:10]
7, 14 days for the raid on Jabari
Speaker 3 · [1:44:14]
Muktow’s crib.
Speaker 3 · [1:44:18]
Because that he’s we’re he said we gotta be back within a month.
Speaker 1 · [1:44:22]
Is that near
Speaker 1 · [1:44:23]
the MFE MFE?
Speaker 3 · [1:44:26]
Where
Speaker 3 · [1:44:28]
is that? That’s all the way back at at Chibalba.
Speaker 3 · [1:44:32]
So the port. Good thing is
Speaker 3 · [1:44:34]
we got that. Right. The home thing. Can you reuse that?
Speaker 1 · [1:44:38]
Yeah. Unlimited.
Speaker 3 · [1:44:39]
Yeah. So that that’ll be nice because we can just zamp back as soon as we need to
Speaker 3 · [1:44:45]
get back for the rain.
Speaker 3 · [1:44:47]
Let’s see. Let’s see. Let’s see. Yeah. Watto’s raid on Jabari.
Speaker 3 · [1:44:52]
So
Speaker 3 · [1:44:55]
that’s gonna be a raid.
Speaker 3 · [1:44:57]
Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [1:44:58]
That’s what we’re looking for our December.
Speaker 1 · [1:45:01]
And then I think after the raid, we should throw a rave
Speaker 1 · [1:45:04]
at the bar. Rave.
Speaker 3 · [1:45:06]
The rave. Post rave rave Yeah. At the bar. Yeah. Always, we we need to be throwing
Speaker 3 · [1:45:12]
a banger The once a month at least. No matter what happens, we always zam back to the crib, throw a fatty raid just to maintain our brand. Yeah. Once a month. Total rager. Keep keep Chibalba bumping. Is there some way we could, like The raid raid raid
Speaker 1 · [1:45:30]
Jabari.
Speaker 5 · [1:45:32]
Jabari.
Speaker 3 · [1:45:33]
Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. The collector. Anyway, I mean, yeah, it sounds like a plan. Let’s let’s
Speaker 5 · [1:45:40]
It’s true too.
Speaker 5 · [1:45:41]
Let’s crank on Vesper. Doesn’t this doesn’t this fireplace go back to our
Speaker 5 · [1:45:47]
doesn’t it go back to Chult? Yeah. But only to Baldur’s Gate.
Speaker 1 · [1:45:52]
Only? But only I thought it goes to multiple places.
Speaker 1 · [1:45:56]
Right. It goes to Sebulba too. Shibbolba. Yeah. Only only Isilrod can take it. Look for the old hands, though.
Speaker 4 · [1:46:04]
Can you just go check on Flea really quick for us?
Speaker 1 · [1:46:07]
Make sure he’s doing that. Should I
Speaker 1 · [1:46:10]
Should I go to the ship and check-in and take that Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:46:17]
Sounds scary.
Speaker 4 · [1:46:20]
It’s a big Should get rid of me? No.
Speaker 4 · [1:46:23]
I just think you get to check-in here.
Speaker 1 · [1:46:26]
And I can get back from there if I go through the fireplace?
Speaker 0 · [1:46:31]
You know, I have find the connector in the fireplace.
Speaker 1 · [1:46:34]
Oh, okay. But people
Speaker 4 · [1:46:37]
Could be pretty used it. Could be pretty OP. I would ask people where they’re gonna do the fireplace. Hey,
Speaker 1 · [1:46:44]
Bard’s.
Speaker 1 · [1:46:45]
Where’s
Speaker 1 · [1:46:46]
the fireplace
Speaker 1 · [1:46:50]
if I jump in this fireplace to go to Port Xibalba, where’s it gonna take me? The
Speaker 1 · [1:46:58]
the other the connecting fireplace, you mean? Yes. Well, it’ll take you right out to the
Speaker 0 · [1:47:05]
bathhouse of Port Xibalba.
Speaker 0 · [1:47:08]
Tubbs runs
Speaker 0 · [1:47:09]
the the flue.
Speaker 1 · [1:47:12]
Tubbs?
Speaker 1 · [1:47:13]
So it’s right there. Tubbs? I like that guy. Yeah. Yeah. He’s cool. Tubs. We’re cool with him. That’s where that’s where you show up. How do you come back?
Speaker 1 · [1:47:21]
Through the where you show up. Oh, okay. Oh, that’s easy. Alright.
Speaker 4 · [1:47:29]
That seems too risky. That doesn’t seem that risky.
Speaker 1 · [1:47:33]
What are you try why are you trying to go back? You don’t need to do it. I’m gonna collect some money.
Speaker 3 · [1:47:38]
I got money. We got money. We need to check We we don’t have anything to buy. We need make sure Flea’s up.
Speaker 1 · [1:47:44]
I slap Bonzo across the face 6 times because I because I feel like he’s trying to get rid of me some reason.
Speaker 1 · [1:47:52]
D 20. D
Speaker 1 · [1:47:54]
- I don’t know. D 20. Fuck me.
Speaker 1 · [1:47:57]
Roll for damage? Yeah. You’re this bitch asshole.
Speaker 1 · [1:48:00]
Speaker 1 · [1:48:05]
We’ll do 20. Damn. 20 for damage. I you would throw my slap.
Speaker 4 · [1:48:08]
My defense slap. 11? My reflection.
Speaker 1 · [1:48:11]
Plus
Speaker 1 · [1:48:12]
Yeah. If
Speaker 1 · [1:48:14]
he slaps the shit out of you. What’s the That’s a deal on you. I have a plus 4 slap modifier.
Speaker 1 · [1:48:18]
Right. But if I roll d 20 He he slaps you, it hits you. It’s it’s a roll. D 20. Like, if you felt that too. Oh, I did slap you.
Speaker 1 · [1:48:27]
That was not a It’s a slap. That was really a d 20. Gets to slap me in real life, and you roll a d 1. I feel like That was not a greed opponent. I feel like y’all both slap each other pretty heavily. It’s like it’s like that that video where they both grab each other by the back of the head, and they’re just Yeah. Either y’all either are taking damage
Speaker 0 · [1:48:45]
each or y’all actually slap each other. In real life? Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [1:48:50]
It’s up to you. Right.
Speaker 1 · [1:48:55]
That was good. Should take even more damage.
Speaker 1 · [1:48:59]
For that performance.
Speaker 3 · [1:49:04]
Alright. Well, I think we got a I think we got a game plan here.
Speaker 3 · [1:49:10]
Rafe isn’t coming with us. Right?
Speaker 3 · [1:49:13]
Mister Brightly, would you like to No. You should stay, Rafe. It’s
Speaker 0 · [1:49:18]
a you’ve done enough. I gotta get back to Chibalba to check-in on Ortimay anyways. We gotta go treasure hunting. So That’s a shame. You should swap members anyways.
Speaker 2 · [1:49:28]
Yeah.
Speaker 4 · [1:49:29]
You guys should Shit. That Ortermate fellas dead. It’s Yeah. A pigeon. What’s that? Yeah. I was done. You just hear it up through the floor.
Speaker 4 · [1:49:37]
Because I’m not Ortermate’s dead?
Speaker 5 · [1:49:40]
No. Don’t
Speaker 1 · [1:49:42]
even Or half the old nut from down below to the through the floor. Yeah. Faf’s been pretty hammered on that, though. Maybe Faf does something. We’ll chat with him. Maybe we’ll find him. Well,
Speaker 0 · [1:49:51]
well, I’ll be back in port in a 2nd.
Speaker 1 · [1:49:54]
Do we
Speaker 5 · [1:49:56]
can we start whisper ing to each other? Should we be worried about him going back to find Ortimay and, like, maybe seeing our ship and maybe the ship still looks kind of the same? Oh, no. We think it’s totally different. We painted it. We I mean yeah. Alright. Word. Peace out. Right? There might be a ship that looks, like, eerily similar to Ortimay’s. It’s not the same ship. They got the same filter. Yeah. Totally true. I think we must have got That’s definitely not gonna be an American Skywalker situation.
Speaker 0 · [1:50:24]
No. Totally all well, anybody ever wants to go treasure hunting
Speaker 0 · [1:50:27]
for, you know, Captain Ortimay or school. Or whatever.
Speaker 3 · [1:50:31]
Yep. We did it. No. I know. I’m interested in that. We should hit that. I can show people around the water. Yep. You know? Alright. See you, Rafe. Oh, yeah. You have that. Good luck on your polo career.
Speaker 1 · [1:50:41]
Water polo. Done up. Done. I never should have been in the Midsummer Night Zone. What?
Speaker 1 · [1:50:47]
What?
Speaker 1 · [1:50:50]
Who does this talk about fucking Aremag’s treasure? This guy’s fucking.
Speaker 1 · [1:50:55]
I
Speaker 1 · [1:50:55]
say to everyone at the table but Rafe.
Speaker 0 · [1:50:59]
Gus
Speaker 0 · [1:51:00]
ponies up with Rafe as does who
Speaker 0 · [1:51:03]
is
Speaker 0 · [1:51:06]
scribbling
Speaker 0 · [1:51:07]
very rapidly
Speaker 0 · [1:51:08]
about what has
Speaker 0 · [1:51:10]
unfolded
Speaker 0 · [1:51:11]
and trying to figure out how to write about it even though that this was a secret.
Speaker 1 · [1:51:17]
They
Speaker 0 · [1:51:18]
all
Speaker 0 · [1:51:19]
stride in with in
Speaker 0 · [1:51:22]
the middle into the flames of blue
Speaker 0 · [1:51:25]
and disappear.
Speaker 0 · [1:51:27]
Leaving Jabari Mina Aubrey,
Speaker 0 · [1:51:31]
Summer Moghammer,
Speaker 0 · [1:51:32]
Gubber, Trout,
Speaker 0 · [1:51:35]
Old Tin Top.
Speaker 1 · [1:51:40]
I just watched that. And that’d be all.
Speaker 3 · [1:51:43]
Man. Gubber. Does anybody else miss Lilith, or is it just me?
Speaker 3 · [1:51:49]
You get it. Right, Isilrod?
Speaker 3 · [1:51:50]
Just
Speaker 1 · [1:51:52]
You’ve begun to trying to
Speaker 1 · [1:51:54]
steal my girl. Yeah. Well, you know. But it’s cool because Summer,
Speaker 1 · [1:51:59]
what’s your like,
Speaker 1 · [1:52:02]
did you you come here with your boyfriend?
Speaker 1 · [1:52:04]
No.
Speaker 1 · [1:52:05]
No. He stayed at home? I I well, I just have
Speaker 1 · [1:52:09]
I keep a roster. Not a
Speaker 1 · [1:52:12]
No.
Speaker 1 · [1:52:13]
Not a stay. I I get it. Yeah. Yeah. No. I keep a roster too. Yeah. Yeah. I go to the You need the laser bug. I’m I’m walking over to the
Speaker 3 · [1:52:22]
to the wherever the with the hut’s over here
Speaker 3 · [1:52:25]
to to look. I’m gonna go in the
Speaker 3 · [1:52:31]
race room and then look through the window and and
Speaker 3 · [1:52:34]
geolocate where I threw that orb.
Speaker 1 · [1:52:37]
The jug of lightning. Yeah. Right. And he never found it. Fuck.
Speaker 1 · [1:52:42]
But
Speaker 1 · [1:52:45]
it’s gone.
Speaker 1 · [1:52:48]
Yeah. You can just see it on the ground. Oh, I can just see it? It’s down there? Yeah. You want me to go over there? I’m like I missed his step, and I grab it.
Speaker 3 · [1:52:55]
Do you have no spell slots or not? Yeah. I got 1 right here. I think that’s Read spell slots. It out to me. Step. Try again. I’ve got 2 of them. What do you mean? I just have 2 2nd level Misti steps that don’t
Speaker 3 · [1:53:07]
cost me pack slots anymore after I leveled up for some reason.
Speaker 0 · [1:53:12]
You got pack slots?
Speaker 3 · [1:53:13]
Yeah. My spells are are 2 pack spells. I can only use 2.
Speaker 3 · [1:53:18]
2 spells at a time? 2 spells, and then I can refresh it or whatever. Oh. But but
Speaker 1 · [1:53:24]
those don’t count. I just use 1.
Speaker 0 · [1:53:27]
Yeah. But as you are reaching to grab it, a giant tongue sticks onto it, and y’all can roll to see who ends up with it. Just a d 20 highest.
Speaker 1 · [1:53:37]
Who the fucker?
Speaker 1 · [1:53:40]
You didn’t even know about it until I walked out there. You just threw it out the fucking window. You you were go you went fishing. You completely forgot about it. No. I didn’t. You’re like, oh, nope. Actually, I found it, and I’m looking for it now.
Speaker 1 · [1:53:53]
Oh, class. Do you want to keep it? Nuts.
Speaker 4 · [1:53:56]
Put put it in the group in the door. Okay. What is it called again? Yeah. It’s a group item. That’s a group item. Jug’s jug’s a group item. It’s a jug of light. Alright. Well, what is it what is it called? It’s a jug of light. Jug of light. Summer and
Speaker 0 · [1:54:07]
Cupboard.
Speaker 0 · [1:54:08]
Cupboard’s like,
Speaker 0 · [1:54:10]
job, do you need more help at Shadowfang?
Speaker 1 · [1:54:16]
They to to Shadowfang key. Is that where we’re headed? 53. Yeah. That’s where To go and save Crackles.
Speaker 1 · [1:54:24]
That’s what Summer said? Summer’s the end? Summer’s the end. Yeah. We like summer. Can I ask oh, Summer,
Speaker 1 · [1:54:31]
do you wanna
Speaker 1 · [1:54:33]
be on my shoulder, like, at all times?
Speaker 1 · [1:54:36]
Just like,
Speaker 1 · [1:54:38]
you can move faster, exert less energy.
Speaker 0 · [1:54:43]
No.
Speaker 0 · [1:54:44]
Okay. But maybe just every now and then.
Speaker 1 · [1:54:49]
Okay. I’ll even let you you can pull, like, a bit in my mouth and, like, some reins and, like, pretend you’re sideways. Before
Speaker 4 · [1:54:55]
you even finish saying it, you can put it in your mouth. Yeah. You can get it.
Speaker 0 · [1:55:00]
She’s she had pulled off 1 of her leather straps.
Speaker 0 · [1:55:03]
She had a thing from
Speaker 0 · [1:55:05]
her hardcore outfit.
Speaker 0 · [1:55:07]
So is that to say that this summer volunteering
Speaker 1 · [1:55:11]
to go as well?
Speaker 1 · [1:55:14]
Do y’all want summer to join?
Speaker 0 · [1:55:16]
Jack doesn’t care. You’ll you’ll decide. I believe we could take
Speaker 1 · [1:55:21]
it might the more the more robotic inspiration we have, the better. But
Speaker 4 · [1:55:28]
Yeah. I think it’s good. I think it’s good. I like this crew. I think it’s a good crew. I think she’s got a good vibe. Yeah. She’s good vibes. Why not? Heavy metal.
Speaker 4 · [1:55:37]
Yeah. I don’t really like Gubber to the cupboard.
Speaker 1 · [1:55:39]
Gubber is not a good man. Gubber can ride a Is this a goby?
Speaker 3 · [1:55:43]
Is Gover even trying to come? I thought he was Gover said his own farts or whatever. Happy to help.
Speaker 1 · [1:55:49]
Yeah.
Speaker 5 · [1:55:50]
I mean If he’s wanted. Wait. What do we tell Gover? You can come, and you gotta fall, like, 50 feet behind us.
Speaker 1 · [1:55:55]
You can’t really walk with us. And if you trail off I know, but I’m not wanted.
Speaker 5 · [1:56:00]
No, dude. You want it. No. No. No. You
Speaker 3 · [1:56:03]
blue flags. Also, he got finessed. Summer also didn’t Summer get taken over last time? We gotta talk about Summer. Got possessed. You got possessed. What’s up with that? What do you know about Vesper?
Speaker 3 · [1:56:14]
Because you totally got possessed.
Speaker 0 · [1:56:15]
Yeah. That right. Yeah. The guy that got possessed. I wanna fucking get their ass. Yeah. But, like, do you know why? Why did you get possessed in the other one’s
Speaker 0 · [1:56:24]
the other bards, Probably because I was the most into her
Speaker 0 · [1:56:28]
tunes
Speaker 0 · [1:56:29]
all night. I
Speaker 1 · [1:56:30]
I voted for best friend. I ripped the bit out of my mouth because I realized it’s maybe a bad idea to let this little
Speaker 1 · [1:56:37]
imp control me. I mean, maybe it’s just,
Speaker 1 · [1:56:42]
you know, maybe it’s just a fluke. Maybe maybe anybody could be possessed. It’s fair. That’s good.
Speaker 4 · [1:56:47]
We
Speaker 3 · [1:56:49]
were thunderstruck. So or we just Can I, like, put the idol in her face and be like,
Speaker 1 · [1:56:56]
are you
Speaker 3 · [1:56:57]
her eyes She Get the filth on her? Eyes. Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [1:57:00]
She is alright.
Speaker 3 · [1:57:02]
Alright.
Speaker 1 · [1:57:03]
Whatever. She’s full. I put the bit back on. Wait. Cover. Can we call it Cover? Cover, come back.
Speaker 1 · [1:57:08]
Cover. Already through the plane.
Speaker 0 · [1:57:10]
Through play. Chase had to run the yo yo, Govern. They asked they asked Govern why does he play the blues?
Speaker 3 · [1:57:19]
I feel bad now for Govern. Alright. Cool. I mean, I think we can get things settled here. I think we gotta go shopping before we go fight this dragon. Is there any treasure anywhere? Wait. Do we go to the are you back up? Or
Speaker 4 · [1:57:32]
No. I’m just yelling that down. Mhmm. Are there any stores? Shopping.
Speaker 1 · [1:57:37]
Like on the stores. What
Speaker 3 · [1:57:40]
were you gonna say? No. Josh. Say, hey. Wait. Something? Are we going to drag in or shadow
Speaker 1 · [1:57:44]
what? The shadow Oh, the shadow realm. Shadow And then to drag. And then drag in. Lobster people flea market 1st.
Speaker 1 · [1:57:52]
The Aldani,
Speaker 1 · [1:57:54]
I I have not been to the basin yet, but they are they said that there’s a robust community there. I do fear though
Speaker 1 · [1:58:02]
that these
Speaker 1 · [1:58:04]
the Shadow Fang Keep, which rests on the
Speaker 1 · [1:58:07]
Southern Peninsula of
Speaker 1 · [1:58:11]
the basin.
Speaker 1 · [1:58:13]
It could have been maybe
Speaker 1 · [1:58:16]
Vesper, Rock,
Speaker 1 · [1:58:17]
or whoever
Speaker 1 · [1:58:19]
has
Speaker 1 · [1:58:21]
decimated the
Speaker 1 · [1:58:23]
Aldani civilization.
Speaker 1 · [1:58:24]
I don’t know,
Speaker 1 · [1:58:26]
but we could see.
Speaker 3 · [1:58:28]
Yeah. We’ll see about it.
Speaker 3 · [1:58:30]
What’s our what’s our travel time on getting to that? You can’t lock up. On getting to that thing, you think? I don’t know. I
Speaker 0 · [1:58:39]
well, I have
Speaker 0 · [1:58:42]
meek shell of Balmag’s
Speaker 0 · [1:58:45]
steamboat.
Speaker 3 · [1:58:47]
Steamboat?
Speaker 1 · [1:58:48]
Woah. Why did say that? Let’s fucking hop on. Dude, that sounds epic. How far does it travel? It travels 5 Xs per day. Dude, epic.
Speaker 1 · [1:58:58]
You don’t eat mushrooms to do it? No.
Speaker 0 · [1:59:01]
No. They do 24 hours, 5 Xs, to buy water.
Speaker 4 · [1:59:07]
Hell, yeah. Do you ride that boat? Do you booze on the boat? Is this a booze cruise? Booze cruise? Yeah. Let’s booze cruise on your boat. I
Speaker 0 · [1:59:17]
do not drink
Speaker 1 · [1:59:21]
low percentage drinks,
Speaker 0 · [1:59:24]
so it’s just hard to drink. Neither do we. Perfect.
Speaker 3 · [1:59:28]
And this is You only drink high proof alcohol? Is that what you just said? Very high. Oh, cool. Yeah. Highest. Sounds epic.
Speaker 3 · [1:59:37]
Let’s do it. Let’s crank.
Speaker 3 · [1:59:38]
Any any last words for the bunny rabbit? Tin Top?
Speaker 3 · [1:59:43]
Tin Top, is everything cool here? Do we need to clean up? Like, thanks for thanks for hosting, bro.
Speaker 5 · [1:59:48]
Yeah. This was a blast. Yeah. I’m really sorry about your monkeys.
Speaker 0 · [1:59:53]
We’ve lost a lot. I can’t say it was the best
Speaker 0 · [1:59:58]
night song at its
Speaker 0 · [2:00:00]
post conclusion,
Speaker 0 · [2:00:04]
but I can’t say it was the worst.
Speaker 1 · [2:00:07]
You guys are alright with me, but please think about turning away from the blade. Mhmm. Find find love in the music, Isilrod. I already told I already talked to them all about it. We’re just gonna finish this journey and then dive deep into pacifism.
Speaker 1 · [2:00:20]
Right. Well, he is ready. Get an invite back next year in the mail? Or The yes. The invitation will always come to 1 who has
Speaker 1 · [2:00:29]
claimed victory.
Speaker 0 · [2:00:31]
And as you know,
Speaker 0 · [2:00:36]
with your ring and your tattoo,
Speaker 5 · [2:00:39]
you will be able to find your way. You might wanna book him now because he’s gonna get pretty he’s gonna blow up. Like It’s final. Always make time for you. It’s gotta be He’s gotta record deal back in Baldur’s Gate. So does everyone else.
Speaker 0 · [2:00:51]
He has a blonded poster out for him. Well, that’s why, you know, once that’s lifted Yeah. It’s over. Sales. You’ll never get him back in That might that might be Nice. I think he’ll come back for the the game.
Speaker 1 · [2:01:03]
What do you think? Alright. Let’s hop on this steamboat.
Speaker 0 · [2:01:07]
Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [2:01:09]
Steamboat. Alright. Bye. So Bye. U 4 and with
Speaker 0 · [2:01:14]
his heavy pantaloons,
Speaker 0 · [2:01:16]
and the
Speaker 0 · [2:01:21]
green heavy metal amp. Moghammer.
Speaker 0 · [2:01:23]
Isilrod’s shoulder. Moghammer, are you all
Speaker 0 · [2:01:26]
descend
Speaker 1 · [2:01:27]
We take that monkey with us. From the destruction
Speaker 1 · [2:01:30]
of Oh, his unnamed monkey? Did we find him? He’s dead. No. He’s alive. He’s alive. Unnamed monkey. Bring on the unnamed monkey. Is he is he dead?
Speaker 4 · [2:01:39]
I used to kill all of I’d lure him a simple
Speaker 4 · [2:01:42]
illusion bananas illusions.
Speaker 0 · [2:01:45]
The thing with unnamed monkey is
Speaker 0 · [2:01:48]
roll for perception.
Speaker 1 · [2:01:55]
Speaker 1 · [2:01:57]
Yeah. 4.
Speaker 0 · [2:02:01]
Unnamed monkey not
Speaker 0 · [2:02:04]
only
Speaker 0 · [2:02:05]
wants to come he’s following
Speaker 1 · [2:02:07]
you, Bonzo.
Speaker 1 · [2:02:10]
Oh, wow. Yeah. But you don’t know why. You don’t you’re not making a connection.
Speaker 1 · [2:02:16]
I’m into it.
Speaker 1 · [2:02:17]
Alright.
Speaker 1 · [2:02:19]
He stays back, though. He’s not coming. He stays back.
Speaker 5 · [2:02:22]
He’s, like, golem following.
Speaker 3 · [2:02:24]
Sort of. Yeah. Specifically, Bonzo, not not as horrid?
Speaker 1 · [2:02:28]
Specifically, Bonzo.
Speaker 5 · [2:02:29]
And we he we don’t like like,
Speaker 4 · [2:02:32]
he he he’s trying not to be seen following me?
Speaker 0 · [2:02:38]
No. Not no. He’s okay with being seen, but he’s just kinda Okay.
Speaker 1 · [2:02:42]
Like a watchful guardian perhaps. Okay. Alright. I’m okay with that.
Speaker 1 · [2:02:47]
Alright. Bye, TinTop.
Speaker 1 · [2:02:50]
Thanks for everything. We’re going to the steamboat.
Speaker 1 · [2:02:54]
Tin Top and Top’s your waving as
Speaker 1 · [2:02:57]
the elevator descends,
Speaker 0 · [2:02:59]
and it is about noon.
Speaker 0 · [2:03:02]
Summer heats upon y’all as y’all step forth onto the deck of the ship, the half sunken ship that makes the base of Old Tin Top’s Juke Joint and Casino,
Speaker 0 · [2:03:14]
And y’all walk
Speaker 0 · [2:03:17]
a little bit led by Jacques Le Flore until the River Chochenstar
Speaker 0 · [2:03:22]
emerges.
Speaker 0 · [2:03:24]
And out in the middle of it docked with a mighty anchor
Speaker 0 · [2:03:30]
is
Speaker 0 · [2:03:31]
a
Speaker 0 · [2:03:32]
steamboat.
Speaker 1 · [2:03:34]
Nice. Sitting there with a couple
Speaker 1 · [2:03:38]
chimneys
Speaker 0 · [2:03:39]
just letting off slight
Speaker 0 · [2:03:41]
smoke.
Speaker 1 · [2:03:42]
I see. I sprint onto the steamboat.
Speaker 0 · [2:03:45]
You
Speaker 0 · [2:03:46]
land on the steamboat with your captain’s hat.
Speaker 0 · [2:03:49]
I flourish. It feels ever so right, and we will end with it.
Speaker 1 · [2:03:56]
Leveled up. Infected.
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