Session 13 Transcript (Heath-provided text) - 2026-07-28
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We are now. All right, so we began last time with the old boarding, the jacre floors, steamboat, which we had, um, got on loan from the Aldani people. And you all faced a choice. whilst on the steamboat to either go to the shadow thing, keep to confront the creature, um, the symposium creature that assaulted the Midsummer’s Night song in the form of best for Ralph. Um, and in process, potentially save Jacques Lefeurs. companion, party member, and grapples, or to head to the Wormheart Mine, where you have it. on authority from multiple people now that a red dragon has taken roost in that mine and that dragon, uh, goes by the name of Seafred. As y’all traveled down the river in Huck Finn steamboat fashion, Bonzo found in the hull, a giant lobster claw, which he claimed as his own, only later to learn that it is a, the claw of the old Aldani engineers. who were responsible for constructing the steamboat, and other mechanical engineering type feats before they, uh, Gave up Bluetooth close to the sun, decided to give up all technology. So now there are primitive people, but this was one of 5 of the lobster claws. By accepting it, Jock said that if he is to return to the Aldani village ever and for them to see him bearing the claw that he will undergo and unexplained ritual to determine whether he is the true owner of said claw. For that, Bonzo will receive herbalic inspiration on the day. and the lobster claw. You also find that lobster claw in your inventory with better writing. with the real rules. Nice. Thanks for doing it. That’s right. I can modify you all’s digital and the stories are like, damn. That you’ll find your GP has changed greatly. I would never take it. What was in his inventory? I’m just curious. I think you can look too. But I’m not gonna imagine it was just pages and pages long. My inventory? Just one GP, one GP, one GP. I don’t have that much actually. Got a jug of honey, half a dead rat. What? Yeah, he doesn’t have that much. He just has a lot of gold. 20, yeah, I can. Yeah, local. And the 28 the miniature lobsters. That’s right. You all went with the hand-sized love sponsors. Y’all went fishing, um, searching for a, uh, a giant squid that FAF missed purchase on that, but was able to recoup 20 hand-sized lobsters. from the river Shush and Star. They all traveled along the way, down the river, steam curling through the hot summer jungle. mosquitoes about sun beaten heavily. They became night and I became morning. And y’all reached a fork in the river, when you decided that you would let Jacques and Summer proceed along this on the steamboat to the Aldani Basin, taking a left at Rivers Fort, while y’all were dropped off and would head to the right, following a route charted by Jacques LaFleur onto your map. to where the worm heart mine interest is said to be located. And that is where we begin with y’all traveling conflict through the vast Cholton deck past, Chilton Jungle, in pursuit of a mine. And perhaps even a red dragon named Siegfried. Seafred. Hmm. I can then show me my boys. Alright, I’m thinking this dragon’s got a weakness. And I think it’s got something to do with an ed of this complex. Oh. Okay. right. That’s once a points. No, they’re just spitballing. Okay, yeah. I like this. I like this. Yeah. It’s dragon wheat. Fuck its mother. That’s where we’re at. What is your basis on that? That’s where Siegfried sounds like a contraction of Sigmund Freud. Supreme. Okay, this is good. C, C, if a catwoman? How do we test this theory? We can, um, cast a minor illusion. Someone gets transformed into Dragon’s mother. Let’s see if he gets a tribal dragon boner on it. I could probably… I could probably become the Dragon’s mommy. Yeah, I think that’s our only shot. Okay. Let me just speak with. Let’s see, like stinking cloud. Dragons are like lizards too, right? Yeah. We should definitely ask Clarky for advice. Oh. Um. Uh, do you talk for him? Yeah, yeah, I do. Do I need to speak with animals to communicate with my friend, I think? For some reason, there was something that Maybe not I don’t think I do. I don’t think you need it anymore, but yes, you can speak Salomon Dastron. Clerky, what do you know about dragons? That fucking dragon listening to the big shots of the Lizard Kingdom? Yeah, right. What are the chances that this big dragon Siegfried, that his mommy would look kind of similar to you? He’s, you know, the book says he’s still quite a young dragon, um, but, You know, even young dragons getting that off the tip pretty early. I don’t think he’s interested in his mommy. But I’m tiny and it’s huge, you know? You know, even a young dragon’s like, well, it’s like 220 a year put together into a bowl. So that’d be like, Like full 1000 of me put together in a bowl. And in the milking. What do you know? of it? Yeah, I mean, say, say. See, fucking hands off mine, but say Siegfried was left off the tit shortly after his birth. Would his mommy still be breastfeeding per se? His mom is probably not around driving to keep their own holds, you know? Yeah, but what from what from your knowledge of other reptilians in Schultz? Everyone knows reptile is not good, yeah. Okay. All right. This is good. good. But if we’re going to the Valley of a Dragon, I’m pretty stealthy. You know, I could scurry up, steal something from the hold. I mean, we’re not trying to flight the dragon all. The horde? Yeah, Dragon’s Leg, all the gold and stuff, you know, if you pull it up. Oh. That is true. Can you carry 50 times your weight? I, I, I, I carry, like, 10 GP. Okay. But like a chalice? trips could you do? Without getting cold? 600, 700. Yep. I could do speak with animals and talk like his mommy. Hmm. If we’re really going now. Clark, you said he didn’t think that that was that was a thing, but I’ll tell you, I’ll tell you. Yeah, the mom Marqu just seemed confused. Yeah, I don’t think Glory did really. Like, well, dragons, it’s going to speak draconics. They surely want to even like, can speak draconic, yeah? I do not. I speak common dwarf vision goblin. No. It’s probably wetter. Clarky, grab my book, please. I want to learn about these dragons. We’ll make some tick. Um, you want to region a bull, those guys, everything, and worry about a dragon. About a young red dragon. Is that right? With a potential edifice conflict. Yeah, I’m not… I’m not sold. That’s not… Yeah, I’m not convinced, so that’s not it. You can learn that it’s, yeah, well, it says there. Um… That it speaks to call it. that it’s immune to fire damage. which seems fairly obvious. Um, it’s all my class is 18. Jesus. Yeah. implies. Yeah. Yeah It’s got real good dog vision. Okay. Yeah, don’t don’t say nothing about any weaknesses. The vulnerabilities. We should we should get back on the boat with the floor and go get some guns. I don’t think we can take this thing if it flies. That, that, that, that, the boat’s way off. Sea boat’s gone. Christ. Um, sorry. Any more of those mushrooms? Power up mushrooms? Yeah. I think Reed had those.. I think y’all took off. Yeah, we could slip one into it for morning tea. We’re trying to kill the dragon, right? That’s the goal. I mean, armor class, if it can, doesn’t sound that bad. pretty good, dude. That’s rolling 18 or higher. Yeah, you got to rule. Hit it. That how it works. Yeah, but. And, uh… I’m assuming y’all are walking along the course charted. DC’s plus seven. Yeah, they’re walking. If I roll a 13 or up, I can hit it. But except I can’t, because he can fucking fly. That’s the problem. I can’t I can’t hear that at all. I got no range to tax. You’re going to a mine. So we can’t fly very good. Okay. So my earring in? Yeah, it’s not like open field. There’s lots of nooks and crannies. I didn’t I got a bomb. Is fireproof? Is it explosion, Bruce? damage from shrapnel. Okay. In barrels of TNT. What if distracted with a dead rat? Dead rat. It comes in hand. or distract him with the minor illusion of his mother, even if he’s not attracted, he’s gonna be, you know, I think he’s gonna be… confused. We set up a TNT around… Unassuming, do y’all want me to just be as y’all are communicating, y’all are also walking through the air? Yeah, we’re on our way. We’re traversing. Yeah Okay. Continue to communicate. Where are we at? It’s a good question. I do think that y’all should draw initially a map of the root y’all found, but this is really for y’all to be riding on, not me. Oh, really? Yeah. Because you always, well, of course. We’re just one. Right. So y’all dropped off. This was bold 10 tops. And you went because y’all, you know, weren’t tracking it as you were going. Stinky bird. Sorry. Because y’all weren’t tracking, as you’re always going, y’all can only do sort of a rough outline. Okay, we can get specific with it. Well, y’all can do it for whatever, but at some point the river forked, and now y’all know that you are trying to go to here, which is where Jacques Lafleur gave y’all to drag. Now note that this also says dragon. That was from the, um, what y’all uncovered from, uh, Can you just draw a draw a little route force there again? Well, we all draw it. I just showed y’all generally because I don’t want to be responsible when y’all is real. We’re like, yeah, we got trouble. Y’all need it somewhere here. Y’all want to meet cartographer? Y’all, y’all in cartographer. I didn’t know we were allowed to touch it. Yeah I didn’t either. What? No. This is y’all no, that’s not true. Yall drew a little turtle over there. That was you. That was just goofing. I think that was also you. Can’t be just Goof. That was me just goofing. Start of the river here. Because it’s connected, right? Yeah. And then wind it. And so we’re like right here now. No, we got we got dropped down here. No, I think we’re not there yet. going here and we’re going there? I can tell y’all which XL are on right now, which XL are on. If you roll the navigation check from your navigator. Oh yeah. Who’s navigating? Not me. Kevin’s a navigator. He’s the captain. You have the best… you have the best. So if you don’t want to recharge, you’ll, you know, try your own one. Um, yeah, so you know you’re right now. After about a day’s travel since leaving the boat, um, that you are right here. Let me just a circle where we’re at, man. We got a lot of X’s. That’s where we are. Should we draw the river to it? Remember the fort, the river fort at some point. Okay. Did it fork to the right or the left? Did we go right or left? Y’all went to the riot. We went to the right. Okay. And you know that Jacques went to the left and went to the Aldani base. Is that what that other X is? The general… 10 hex of acidity. Forks this way. No, fork goes this way, right? It goes off this way. Yeah. Oh, even right now, shit. Y’all went right. Okay. So, I don’t know. Yeah, just draw this that way. But then like stop, you know. That old do you. All right. Very good. Okay. So y’all are charging towards that. There are 2 Dragon Mark markers. My other two? Uh, shot before gave me one mark in the general area and Shaga’s map at that other one. It’s a very uncharted land, you know, masks can disagree. Well, I think we just shoot through the 1st one, see what’s there. So we got 3 more Xs to go. Yeah. And it’s on a river, we’re just following the river. No, we’re off the river now, right? We’re still on river. This is the, it forked, but the waterway that was, you know, a river is, it shrinks, it’s shrinking with time. Okay, so we’re still on the river? So we just have a little bit of a stream. Yeah. We’re walking next to a stream. for any progress, it starts. It’s faded and faded. Okay. right. Um, I’m on a mower hammer. naturally. I don’t know. Y’all are because of that little stream, it’s a little easier to cut through the jungle. Um, as we all progress, the night is beginning to set in, um, And at the, uh, the, it’s, yeah, it’s night time now, and you’ve been traveling for a long time. Well. You just want to play contact? Never play that game? How do you play that? Bonzo will think of a word. Let me guess the word. All right. Okay. Do I give you the 1st letter? Yeah. I was ready to guess. Okay. And then and then when you think you have it, you say contact and then you have to say it before he says it. Okay. Right? Yeah. Okay, I word. What are we doing? Well, very tail on time while we’re doing hicks. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah we’re still walking. Oh, y’all are walking through the night. But we’re just coming tiny. Yes. Contact. Lemon. No. Should we not walk through the night? Wait. No, wait. No, he doesn’t guess a word, right? He guesses… Um, so should we walk through the night or sleep? We already we just long rested. We’re already long rested. We’re rested up. We should look for things to kill. We did or we long rested? Yeah. We have a temporary hit points, right? We lost 20 in point. Because of the… In the morning, when the sun rises, you will lost one whole hit point, yes. I think we got to keep tracking that. Yeah, we gotta move fast. What’s our plan when we get to this dragon? Dress you up like his mama. Trick him and then blow him up. Y’all walk through the night? Mm-hmm. Okay. Yeah, build the desert or the jungle. does what it does. And so you’ll have a point of exhaustion. from the difficult nightly trek. Where do we track that? exhaustion. Good question. You have a disadvantage on all ability checks at one point of exhaustion. A long rest reduces your level by one. At 2 points in exhaustion, your speed is half. At three, you have disadvantage on all the tax. Well, we should we shouldn’t have walked all night. Can we short rest now? Short rest. Short rest for cover, our point of exhaustion. Long rest is recover. Are we on a timeline here? I don’t think we are. I don’t know, Dylan, I’m, let’s long rest. Mog Hammer needs a nap. Okay. Or should we look around for a fight 1st in the vicinity? Five. If we’re gonna long rest, by as well. It’s got… Yeah, I don’t think we should be exhausted for maybe like, or we keep looking, finding the cave, then long rest outside. Yeah, now I’m outside there. cave. Yeah. Or we look for other trouble. Okay, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like that. They all continue hacking and slashing. I like to use trimmer sense through the ground, see if there’s anything around. It’s just a little under foot, so milk stones. Hmm. Uh… The stream, as you all continue walking, has completely gone away and now it is just full of jungle as you’re used to, but you can see, um, sort of above the tree line looming is a craggy, sharp mountain range forming. The cobalt Mountains. Off to the right a little bit? Yeah. Mm, okay. So we’re getting we’re getting into around here, you know. We’re moving. Um, sounds perfect. The soft, lush soil starts to change into a more loose, dry, stony, medium. Oh. I’d like the picture. Stony medium, yeah. I like to pick the soil up and hold it in my hand. It’s still very much solid. That pops down from Mog Hammer. and puts one knuckle, a set of knuckles into the ground, kind of like impose like this, and tries another shot at Tremor’s heads. The tremor acids fails, but some deep dwarven instinct tells you that dwarves… have been through this land, but you don’t know if that was yesterday or 50 years ago, or a 1000 years ago. Hmm. Uh, go away. I want to roll for history and see if I can recall any lore about this place. and our dwaren brother. Um, And I get +6 for that. Okay, roll. 15. 15, 15 total. Um, Being a door from the mainland, not in the southern reach of Favor, McDonald, and Scholt. Do you don’t recall much, but you do remember some tale of their being a great dwarven stronghold of Rakhamar. The southern folk down here that they were miners, the world wards are. And that No. The doors of the doors or frog camera. or something you’re familiar with, but that’s about all. But of course, you know that Hamamar was fueled by the iron ore from warm heart minds. which is where we all are. You know the team previous take and farmer. So iron. So we’re a lot of iron. Close enough, we should probably come up with a natural. I’d like to… I don’t know if we’re close enough yet, because it could be all the way down here. Yeah. I mean, that’s a go. somewhere along, but it’s got to be a nice foothills. We’re looking for some mines, though. The warm, warm heart minds? Is that what? Um. Surprised there’s no other travelers out here. Yeah. Looking for some kind of zany character that we got. Bounce some idea. Yeah, there’s no sign of any life, I think, or boy. Is that a is that a traveler in the distance? The traveler in the distance? No, no, we don’t see anyone. No. Y’all are still charging forth, it is now sunset. Sunset. I’d like to, um, try out my druid crap, which allows me to, um, predict what the weather will be like in for the next 24 hours. Oh, God, I’m gonna sit. Give them a shot. The effect might manifest as a golden orb for clear skies, a cloud of rain, rolling snowflakes for snow. I don’t think it’s, I don’t think I roll for it. It’s just a can trip. Um, the, uh… It appears it’s just a flower floating. Flower flower. close to the weather they’re gonna be like? All right, it’s a floating flower in norm. I don’t know what that means, though. Blood and flour? A flower. That’s gonna be nice now, haven’t it? All right, as y’all continue moving towards the location of Jacques LaFourg, gave y’all, um, you find yourself in in that hex, the mountains are looming greater. Um, and you are nearing the base of the mountain. Um, And 1st there’s not much, it’s all mountain sort of around, but you keep walking and eventually you Lay eyes on a, um, sort of a clearing with a hard beat path, uh, moving into that clearing and there’s a little house, um, shed of Rick, to the right, and a smaller, um, sort of brick, building, construction, uh, to the left and in between, within the mountain bottom, Um, you see it opening, you know, sort of jagged maw. uh, going into darkness inside of the mountain and through that jagomo opening, there’s timber propping up either side of it. Oh, it’s the mine. And the timber… Old, and there’s a rusted iron gate. that is hanging open from the mall, uh, half off its hinges and it’s scarred with deep gouges, claw marks, perhaps. Whatnot, cold air breathes out from this dark, hole in the mountainside carrying the mineral tang of wet rock. and something akin to sulfur. Boy, we got to go loop that house, see what’s up in there. I think we should. This is all about 60 yards away. You can see that sort of layout, um, as you get closer, you see 2 uh, like, they sort of like, like sacks laying on the ground near the, uh, house to the right. Sex, I don’t like sex. Sex. I think we need to put someone in costume and have to go explore. Oh, and or maybe it’s in Clarky or not, but what’s it? What about Bonds Crow? Yeah, I could do that. Brilliant. It’s such a good drawn crew. Um, I would like to assume Bonds Crow form. I’m hiding. Are things for us to hide behind? We’re behind some. Y’all is pretty far away. Yeah, there’s, and, uh, I would like to kind of purge on a, on a nearby, um, branch kind of, in the closest tree to this structure. See if I can get a better look at those sacks. Yeah. So you fly about 40 yards and you’re near the buildings and, um, You can tell that they’re they’re quite old and have been decrepit and forgotten about. Um, then you can see either the sacks aren’t just sacks with their blankets and they’re little lizard like creatures’ heads underneath them. Um, just the faintest lizard lizard. sort of like lizard, but they’re, you know, I’d say that the sacks are maybe about 3 feet tall. Living, lizard, creatures? You can tell that they’re breathing. Piled right. Like too, I’d like to return to my squad and let them know. I think we should, I think we should throw a hand-sized, um, what was, what are those things going to be? The hand-sized lobsters. throw one over there and see what happens. Let’s put the lobsters in their sleeping bags. It’s not that long, is it? Oh, the little teeny, tiny… Yeah. Um… Yeah. Like feed them, feed the little. Yeah, we should throw a lobster at it. just see what happens. Put it in the sleeping bag and then they get snipped, I get pinched by one. poison the lobster? Oh, yeah. Also, very poison. I don know. He’s stealthy. I’m just gonna cast a stinking cloud on this dragon wouldn’t find it. Stinking cloud. Hell yeah. Who’s stealthy? I’m pretty, I’m stealthy, I’m +6 still. Um, I was about to give me something. Somebody else. It’s it’s ale. I need lots of things. Yep, that’s… It’s ale? It’s ale. Like beer? Yes. Ale. Oh, God, damn it, y’all are useless. Grab a ride. No, this is going to destroy that. on the ground. All right, coming? I’m just not gonna help. I’m sorry. the picture. It’s a rag. Thank you. Yeah.. It is a Chardonnay barrelaged wild ale. Couldn’t wait till I’m back on the sauce? It’s pretty cool. I want to drink that. All right. Can I also get a bottle of liquor? You have a Zim can, right? Well, it’s just this thing is on real play. Probably got in this kind of place. being real. I need you right now. It’s bubbling really a lot. I’m sorry, y’all. I sorry. There’s one to your right. Straight ahead, on the wall. I got a PP. Damn, it’s still physical. Yeah, I start visiting even more. good. Hmm. Oh, yeah, that’s that’s why I age. serious Are you casting that stink a lot already? I don’t even know what it fucking means. What? What’s that?, it’s a As y’all, um, horrible, making decisions from your post about 50 yards away from these buildings. Um, you see the 2 sacks. The Balenca did things, um, start wrestle and stern, get out, pull the blankets off. and you see 2 wiry, reptilian, human wood scrambling into view. They barely 3 feet tall with mottled reddish, brown scales, and oversized the other lies, and they just start being me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, and they dart nervously around and they’re like, yeah, the sun, man. And they, you know, running into the mind. Oh. Into the mine. Okay. All right. I have an idea. I think we need to throw things down in the mine. And we’ll work things out one at a time. By throwing stuff? Like lobsters, just food. on like gold, dragon cycle. Although, do we need do we prefer to fight down anyway? These little lizards. Oh, we got to get those lizard people out of it. Yeah, maybe we should try to capture one and tell us about the dragon. That’s a good point. Seems like they talk. Yeah. They do talk. And um, what if you, can you, can you guess in cloud into the mouth open? the mind. Well, it’s only got a 20 foot radius, so I and I only have 2 spell slots, so I want to use my stick cloud. Um, I’m driving, Tom, Terre. Okay. That’s fair. We could have 332nd level, it’s just 3rd level, so… good. I think we should follow them. What? What if we, um, okay, I have a, I can cast a, what, what do you think we could, what would these lizard be into? Like a like a little grasshopper. they like to eat grasshoppers. Bugs. Yeah. What do they like eat bugs? Should I have Clarky follow them? Why don’t we just all run on it? doing stuff. Yeah. run in there? Yeah, it’s all running there. So yeah, it’s dangerous. But exactly, but what are we not milkmaid? I feel like we do need… I think we got some we got drawn out. I agree with that too. Yeah, we’re running in to then run out. No, I think why would these little humanoid fucks run in there if they know there’s a dragon? They’re trying to get out of the sun, right? They’re probably friends with you. Oh, that’s true. No dragon. Um, they’re running away from… Gotcha. Oh my god, it’s like bird in a bug slot. But it’s a fake dragon led by these little… It’s like fake Oswald. Um, is it good? No. Fish wrestle? Yeah, it’s really cold glass. I don’t know. Is it cold? Maybe no, it’s not cold. Well, there’s your problem.. But an ale was supposed to be gold. The Charmay. All right, I’m just going to present you our walking tour, just the mouthful. Yeah. I, I, Markhammering, Joe. All right. I’d like to use… Use my Druid craft to make a massive grasshopper. Uh, a spectral grasshopper to kind of dance around the front of the cave, see if I can lord them out. Um, okay, I’m just gonna assume, yeah, y’all are now up there. We’re gonna enter into that’s happening. You know, the grasshopper is that you get closer, you see a, um, a railing, a mine cart, railroad with wrought iron and 2 parallel, uh, with wooden ties in between, um, that is going into the mine and there’s there is an iron cart, uh, or there’s a cart on the track. It looks very beat down and disheveled and sort of like all this derailed, but it can sound like that would have been like a war cart. And the grasshopper is bouncing around, but nothing is responding to it as dead calm, from what y’all can see. Now, um, I will display map. We will be doing a lot of this map work. digitally this time and we’ll see how that goes. I cast mending on that cart. Does mending work on? All right. Can y’all see you then? No, saying what’s new in maps. It’s a loading map. Hide until next update, I guess. Okay. All right, now. Oh, I can see it. Yeah. there, too? Nice. So this is this is outside. Yeah, outside. All right. I think that we should get in that cart. Should we check this building here? Yeah, yeah, it’s probably a good call. Okay, while they check the building, I’m gonna cast them ending, which I’ll just read the read it out. Repairs a single break or tear in an object you touch, such as a broken shain link, an iron ore cart to have a broken key torn cloak or a leaking wine. Then it works on and out of an object. Okay. Did not say… Yeah, but it works. So one of the things that you detected was wrong with the war card as you, um, were inspecting it was that there is a break lever on it that, um, was like broken in half and you’ve successfully been the brake library upright. However, you can still tell that the wheels are terribly rusted. Well, I can use mending at will. It’s a can. It’s a can. I don’t know if you can mend the rust, though. Yeah yeah. Um, and just to be clear, are you moving your thing? means nothing to me. Um, and will not, you will never be able to move your thing. and be like, no, look. I need it to my thing. That would be four. And if you continue moving them around randomly, I’m going to take the all’s ability to cut it out of the mood and should be helpful. Put it back. Camera is so big. I need a to. That’s his large toe. Okay, so somebody’s trying to get into that shed to the right. You can tell the building is made from blucid for the zones and it has dial roof. Portions of the wall are crumbling. where true roots are pushing the suns apart. There are large marks on the door where somebody tried to hack through it, that gave way after making little headway. So the door seems to be quite swollen shut. Can you bend the door? Why don’t we just make Mugga, or bust through it? Reverse kick from our hair? Yeah. We’re all at DC strength. 11? All right, that succeeds, the newer supplies it.. I mean, inside you find dozens of crazing barrels. Several have been toppled over, store food on water has gone disgusting and unusable, but you see throughout the lining that it looks to be like a tool shed. There are fake axes, shovels, lanterns, candles, patty gloves, spare wheels, axles, brakes. Oh, spear wheels, axles, and rags.. Yes they grow guitar, brushes, brooms too. Oh. I take the wheels and the tar, measure center rakes, grease, grease, robe. Oh, it’s all good, you got it all. Grease coming in. I think we just need to turn around and go rebuild that cart right now, right? Well, we just need the new wheels. We should grease it up too, I think. I want to make sure we’re going fast. Yeah. You said lanterns? We’re gonna need those. One each, at least. want to enjoy this? Yeah. Yeah, we’ll just… So we all have a lantern in the inventory now. Is there a break on this thing? The on the cart? There is a break. There’s a break. Just make sure those brakes work. Ooh, there’s a lot of different types of lanterns here. I don’t know, that one doesn’t, it’s not an option. There’s bull’seye lantern? Hooded lantern. Lantern bullseye, lantern hooded. Lantern and revealing, and ghost lantern. Hood, Atlanta, German. right, thank you. Sorry, one how to get started, you know, that is a thing of all this year. They have their purpose. I feel like, uh, we should take this grease with us too. Get out of handy. I grab the grease. Okay. Yeah. We gotta grease up the floors. We get it in dragons, sliding around. Grease mocking was grease. Yeah. Let’s. She grabbed the pickaxes. Oh for sure. Oh, yeah. What if we like dressed up as minors and did a whole bit if we like stumbled in? So like, oh, we’ve been coming to this mountain from the other side. Oh, I’ve never been to this side before. Play that up a little bit. Is there miners outfits there? A little minor uniform? There are minor helmets. Okay. So we need to salt it on, right? I mean, I almost… Um I can cast a jury craft to looks like we’re all wearing like overalls, dirty minor overalls. How powerful is Druidcraft? I can make any sensor. Any sensory effect that’s harmless. So just falling leaves, spectral dancing fairies, a gentle breeze, the sound of an animal. All right, minor is overalls. For 4 people doing. It’s not it in that. Okay. So, that’s it. Um what y’all doing? Um, well, it’s, I mean, we got to fix the card up for sure. Yeah, I mean, we put on the spare wheels flawlessly. Yeah. We all fit in the cart, obviously, right? Do you for do mock hammer kidnapped? Is Bodeus rolling with? If you want. and do, yeah, y’all are… y’ are in trouble. We’re in control, Bodius? Yeah. Yeah, should we just like eat an Eldridge blast down the tunnel and then go down? Or maybe body is just just blasting Eldridge. Well, bam, bam. Like as we’re flying down. It’s like, get the fuck out. Like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we got to come in hot. Yeah. Long hammer cannot ride in the cart, but there’s, I mean, how long so far as y’all can see, you can walk on it. Well, why walk if there’s a cart? Is the cook, does this? Does this mean you don’t have to abandon log energy, is what I’m saying? Does this thing go downhill immediately? Uh, from what you can see is that it starts to move downhill, but it’s not like directly downhill. Let’s tie the rope to Moghammer and have Moghammer be our break. Pull. Oh, from the other side. He’s just walking. bullet, you know? Did you see this little side? Yeah. Do peep in there first? What about this other building? Should we check that on then? Let’s split up, gang. Okay. All right. I’m going to go… I’m going to go… Wait, can Moggy kick down the wall? Kick this one. Yeah real quick. Yeah. Uh, he succeeds, this is where I was on. Um, he succeeds and in there, um, new, uh, can see that it looked to be like some type of office or some sort, but all the contents are rotted, ledgers are filled with mildew and there’s tsunami. There’s a few tables and cabinets are covered with creepers, brain drums, stones, or small animals, and a few purple worms are 3 purple worms are kind of wild about. Purple worms. We should put those words in a jar. Born in a jar. I’ll make the words, yeah. Did all these jars have gone so much handy? Is there any verbal worms in the door? legible in there? Um, you can tell that there’s nothing, there’s no information or anything, any paper that it could be readable. We’re running low on charge, guys. Shit. You got those, the 3 worms? Yeah, I’m moving. Um, I want to go check out uh, this side tunnel. Okay. I enter. All right, Isolod, um, passes under the wooden beams, trellises, and injures, and as soon as you step foot from the heat, the cross the shadow into the 1st glimpse of darkness in the mind, and cool air shutters all around you and are adding moisture upon the rock walls that have been blasted and mined through on which you’re traveling or sort of wet and glistening, moss, um, And as you go that way, you see. A lily lantern. A sconce, a flame. Balanced it down. Yeah, you can go all the way. Ooh. Really so funny. Should we get up in there with him? Yeah, I’d like to. Yeah, we’re gonna go with him. get up by this. Six. All right, and as you step out here into the light, you see the full scope of the warm heart mine before you at your feet. is a giant open chasm. before you that goes for 100s of feet downward. Um, and it’s sort of like a cylinder. It’s all built in the middle. There’s a huge giant stone middle that is propping up this cavernous hole going down in a clockwise fashion. Um, the railing snakes. down into the cavern and see that railing along the side, and you can also see that there are, um, waves off the railing, uh, on this sort of surface level plane. You can also see this wooden, um, bridge that is before you, that is the only thing crossing. through the kind of room. Yeah, can you share with those Reeds character sheet? Y’all have access to it. We go to the campaign, DND beyond. maybe. cant.’s just a little man work here. Because… Wow. that. Uh oh. But I guess it makes sense. You can see some cobalt somewhere, those other dudes. That’s about… Those are cobalts. That’s about 75, 5 feet beneath you. to the right, those go balls. Let me get see by all these. So the yes, the track starts to go rapidly down as it descends. Oh, that’s not clockwise. That’s them dudes right there. Yeah. Okay. I got to find out a better way to do this. So you know, let me size this. Oh, wait, yes, they do.. I reel down all of this. So, fellas, what I’m thinking is we could all get in the cart, hop off where them cobalts are. And then there’s another cart right there that we could then take down. to the next level. After we if we merk these boys. So we can’t just jump down onto that track. It’s 75 feet. Right. That’s what you were saying. What if, uh, yeah, actually. What if we drop the card in there? With a bomb in it? Send it right to you. I think these cobalt. Oh, and like Eldridge blast it right when it gets to them. Right when it gets next to them. Blow them the smithereens. But I think we do want to take one captive. to ask him about the dragon. There’s also a lot of other offshoots areas. Like there’s little stairs area up in the far, right up there. Oh, I see. I see. saying? Um, I say we just take the cart down to where the cobalts are stopped at. and just chat with those dudes. Park it, park it right by this, one cart. Just chat them up. All right. I bet they get beef with us immediately. They probably do, but like we’re good guys. All right, man. We gotta leave mommy up here, though. we chat them up? Should we leave Moggy at the on the this little crow’s nest so that you can he can watch and like if he needs to. How long is his tongue? I think you can go like 50 feet or something ridiculous. Why don’t we end like 500? No. 20 feet, 20 feet on flash. 20 feet down lash. And what’s the what’s the distance, uh, radially? So where the iron cart starts, that’s 250 feet. No, no, no, not death. I’m talking radius. Oh, right. Each square is 5 feet. So the radius of the circle. Okay, so at the very least, moggy could reach us on the edges. Can mog him or just jump down? He’s a pretty good jumper, right? Yeah, he could jump. No, he wouldn’t be able to, like, you know, carry one of us. But we could leave him and he could jump down later. Y’all can also walk the track. Will we just fix this cart? What if we what if we as a break? Distract them. Okay. But me and me and Moghammer, you guys go ahead and me and Moghammer will chase right behind at the same pace that you ride in the cart. We greased up. Yeah, it has a break, so you can slow it break. Let’s just pull up on these on these cobolds, right? All right, meet you. Should we try to? We bringing the toad with us. It’s too dangerous now, too. Okay, hold on. What? Are y’all getting in the, this is why I’m about to take these things. don’t live in this map. Just don’t don’t live in this map. What are y’all doing? We just talked about, they’re riding in the cart. Me and Maggie are walking right behind it about the same pace. We’re all going to go. really just like the kids getting pushed in the shopping cart. And we’re going to the cobalt. On he’s hungry. You can go wherever you want. Okay, so we can… Are we trying? Are we trying to are we trying to take one a lot? It’s just one, right? Okay, you need to roll a detail. The brake always has a 10% chance of breaking if you roll a 5 exactly, the brake will snap. Oh shit. But Mog Hammer can tongue lash to catch you. To be clear, though, the speed also doesn’t work that way. The car goes way faster than your movement speed. They’re mine, then you and logammers. You can’t just, like, imagine. Break a little bit constantly. Imagine running downhill. versus riding a bike downhill. Okay. All right, so this is going downhill very fast. So I’m not there yet. He’s gone. Okay. Three, three. Oh, you’re good, then. You break successfully right in front of this cohal. Um, who immediately begins ringing a loud bell, sounding alarm, and uh, he attacks. Motherfucker. Those fuckers already saw us. He charges that. They never saw you. We didn’t try anything. We said, whoa, whoa, whoa, can we talk about this? Is it the roll in there? It’s fully attacking? We don’t want to fight. We hop back in the cart. Argument pulls this back up. Yeah. Wait, you’re gonna backup or? No, I’d say we keep going down. Let’s just kill him. I should kill him. He rang the bell. He rang the bell. I like to roll for initiative here. Yeah. Yeah, do it. Three. Um, all right. Are y’all rolling? Mine. One. One. Should I roll for Barrius? You’re gonna be rolling for Bodius’ initiative? Yeah. Five. Oh, Jesus. The coal ball goes first. And you can see that he’s as he’s attacking you, you do see this other cobalt sprint out, see y’all, and then sprint down stairs, motherfucker, to somewhere else. Is he already out of sight? He’s not out of sight, but. We should try. found out that we found out about it. should have been something. This one attacks Iselrod directly. both. Does an 11 hit? That’s my armor close. That is your boss. I always forget. I think that does hit, because it meets your armor class. Okay. You take… You think or you know? I know. I know. You take 4 damage. from the killbald’s dagger. Um, it is y’all’s go. It’s me, right? Whichever the order was. How close is this little fucker to me? I guess I can check, right? What kind what kind of damage does he do? Uh, slashing, slashing. Um, I take out my scimitar. And I Slice. I get 100 minutes. And then I go like this and then I lift it up. I roll for that attack. Two, two? Yeah. The 2 does not hit. Whichever want to be all this nice. When body is role? Five. Okay, yeah I’m last. It’s Barius. Um, honestly, dude, Bodeus, uh, He’s just kind of like, like, turn his back to the whole situation. And look slightly over his shoulder a little bit. Eldridge blast right at the boy. All right. And what’s the attack on that? So Eldridge class is like, basically you do the same way, even though it’s a spell, you do it the same way. Because like a melee or range is attack. So we roll. That’s a six. But plus what? Seven. Six +7? 13. That hits. Okay, it is. So now, that’s one D10 plus four. Right? Yep. 7 damage. Aldridge blast, his chest, cavity, into oblivion and the cobalt drops. Sick. It was weak. job, so now you’re hearing the clattering all around throughout this entire mine. It was a great clattering in many directions and it’s kind of hard to hear where it’s coming from along the ropes and the rock and that going. I feel like we need to, let me get back in the cart. Does this car path go pat, like where it ends there, where that lantern is? Does it keep going underneath there? We should loop his boy 1st though. Bath Loose, the cobalt. He’s got nothing besides a dagger. Looks like a dagger. Does this does this go keep going? Yeah, yeah. So what you’re looking there, it’s still just going deeper underneath that ledge that you’re at. Okay. And then there’s like another spiral. Presumably. Okay. I don’t know. Do you want to stay in the cart? There’s a lot of offshoots up here we missed. I should have tried to stop that. Uh, I mean, yeah, let’s run back up and check inside these caves. It might be a sort of a 1000 truths or something like that. I don’t want to miss anything. Can we move back up and You can walk back up. Um, so you’re wanting to go. Up this way. Let’s check this one. As you’re approaching, you can hear sort of like purring and murring noises. Y’all y’all just like go right through. Tremor sense. Good. You can trimmer scents, and you can also just see now that there are Oh, shit. Oh, shit. One, two, three, seven, cobalt here. They can’t see us though, right? No, they absolutely can. And there are, um, all kind of just like waiting with barbed teeth. and weapons out there. And behind them, you can see many eggs, about 30 eggs. A nest behind them. that they’re clearly protecting. They don’t want to walk too far from the eggs. Oh shit. Okay. Um, but… So are y’all are y’all charging upward? Hold on, let’s take this through. up or down. We just stumbled upon a nest. Cobalds. Oh, and they’re a lot. Yep. Stumbled upon a massive cobalt, and dude, from right here, I think 1st and foremost, we’re gonna have to lean on Bodius to cast control flames on that torch and make it turbo bright in there, blind these bitches. What if we roll a barrel of TNT in there? Y’all are moving uphill. Okay. Um, I do need… The FAF and Mog Hammer and Bodias to all rule. Um, uh, D10 were, well, we just have to. So you want to eat when once. What’s that? That’s a five. All right, it doesn’t even matter. can stop there. Um, if you charge this way, um, you stumble right over a trip wire, pulling it, and, um, 2 claws, basically on those masses, come swinging out from the sides and sort of like slam you all together. Um, I don’t know. Feels like something fat would stick both little stubby arms out or just… I think I feel like he’s he’s he’s strength max mogging on this. Uh, make a dexterity saving throw. 14. What else? Plus one, 15. Okay, um, you take one d 6 bludgeon. It’s only one damage. Um, My camera takes that as well. and so does bias. Christ. I can’t edit bodies is damage. I think you have to do that. Okay, that’s fine. Is it 32 now? I can I can do that. And I also don’t have the damage points for Moderham or anywhere. Like I ever just have a character machine. That’s fine. That was pretty sweet. I heard that. part. No slipper. All right, anyways… Y’all are now, we’re now going into an initiative, uh, 3 of the gold bowls up there, watched arrows that you all. Have launched arrows? Yep. What about Bodeus doing control flames to blind these bitches? Wow, he’s down at the bottom. They have a high ground. don’t even know if you ever see that really. I had eye control things.. All right, I mean, what is it’s initiative, Simon? I duck behind my hammer as the arrows are flying. Nice. Fast lifts his shield pie just to eat some arrows. Like, come on, now. Yeah, we got shit. It’s my fish to get behind. Fav. Fat fish fishy. What’s up in here? It’s near. Okay. All right, um, there was, uh, Bonzo, one of them hits you for 2 damage. FAF one of them hits you for 2 damage. Even though it hits my shield? It doesn’t hit your shield. It hits you. They surprised you on all of this, so they had that shit. Two damage? Um, and body of stakes the same. Um, all right, Bonzo, you go first. Wait, you just figured out the initiative? All at once?. generate it. Which is based on your effects.. kind of makes sense. I wonder if I can make the Monghammer take this barrel of TNT in there. Would that count as an attack? How many bros do you have? Yeah, four. Or should we save them? I think we could take these schools. All right. The 1st one died easy to shit. You have any spells? What about your fucking crows dragon breath? Oh, my… My, uh, chug of fairy breathnol? Um, I can do as a bonus section. Okay, I’m gonna do that as my actually. I’m gonna go in there and use primal savagery on the one of them. you’ll run in. I don’t really have any range attacks. Let’s see. Yeah, I’m just gonna run out the closest one. Okay. And you primal set. Yeah, you just make it with your movement speed. Right. Um, and then I’m gonna… Casper, I’m with savagery, which is, uh, spell magic. Uh, D20. So that hits right? And it does 2 D 10s. So that’s 10 damage. Right? Zero is ten. And three. So 13. All right, you blow that dude’s… Head off, he’s dead. So fun. What? I don’t know, if you’re still there, okay? Actually, then I’ll use my bonus action is an unarmed strike, I’ll whip out my lobster claw. stick it around another one’s head. Just vice grip it. neck. Okay. Try and just decapitate it with that. All right. Um, But, uh, 6 plus 6 or 12. And it cuts its hand off. So you took down Kobol F and… Oh, yeah. These Scots are out again. All right, next up is Bodias. Somebody want to play Bodeus on this one or y’all need to? Uh, So I’m gonna like… Look up in the sky. and look down on my feet. And then I’m just gonna fucking Eldridge West. That’s what mom does. That was really cool. Uh, 11 plus seven. That hits 18. One D 10 +4 damage. Move 11, 11 errors. Did you just nuke one of them boys? You just fucking knew something. You’re just water balloon, bad guy? Cobalt D has got gone. All right. Oh, there’s 4 left. I gotta give you back your turn. You gotta give me an Eldridge blast. Oh, actually, that’s what I use in Boulders Gate all the time. Great. All right. Uh, FAF and Mog Hammer just charge riots really around. same. No, they used a druid. And, which is my sub… FAF, uh, lifts debt collector. to his lips and gives it a couple of kisses. And then just a big old swirling shot. at the at the 1st one on the left. Cool, let’s see. Okay. 13. All right, that hits. plus seven. It’s a 20. Um, and this is a topple. So what’s the damage? So the damage. is… Only 10 plus four. 10. That kills it. That kills it? Yeah. All right. And ripping through these. With my 2nd swing, I target the next one to the right. Same deal. Nat 20. Damn, that hits. And then… 5 +4 is nine. Fills up. All right. 2 down. I believe that was my turn. Okay. Does Mark Hammer get his own independence attacks at all times? Yeah, it’s long hours ago. Uh, Mog Hammer has a tongue lash. I forget about what the… Okay, so Moghammer is gonna, it doesn’t, it doesn’t hit, doesn’t do any damage. He’s got a bite too. Oh, he’s got a tongue watch cobalt G. And bite his ass. Wow, he can do a tongue lash or a bite. Oh, we’re close enough, just a bite. You were close enough, and you moved your thing. I was just trying to get a look at what that letter was there. Yeah. Okay. Anything buy it? His All right, roll D 20. 15. 15. All right, that hits. And then… In your, he is, has let the damage he does is somewhere again then. Mark Cameron lives in the party inventory. There he is. No, he’s he’s somewhere else. Hit points 25. Armor Class 11. Swim speed 40 feet. Attack bite +4 to one d 8 plus 2. So we’re all one, D8, let’s do. D8 is this one? Yeah. So, seven? All right, that kills it. Okay. Cool. That’s turn. It’s not just a rock star. Massacre, okay? Yeah, these boys aren’t that hard to feel. I whip out a sacred flame. And let it descend on all the creatures that I can see within range. primarily kill bold, global day. The only one. Dude, I think you could just like tickle this where we’ve got. Yeah, you I’m testing out savior plan. Are you using a swot? No. Cobold A must succeed on a dexterity saving throw or take one D8 radiant damage. My 2DA. and then I’m confused. Didn’t cast that well as 2DA damage. But then it says take one D8 damage. That’s someone that I always use. I don’t know what the… The damage increases by one day when you reach level five. So you can reach level five So it’s now 2D8.. Okay. Yeah. So it’s, is it, does it become 3DA? At level 11? Those 2 DA right here. It’s 2 D 8 at level five, one D 8. I think it just automatically interested it. That one I leveled up. Yeah, so one, the XCA is radiant damage. So like the 1st DM is normal damage and then the 2nd one will be radiant damage. No. Anyways. No, it’s just typically one D8, and now it’s 2D8 because he’s level five. Okay. What’s your role? What? I rolled a one. Okay, well, he gets a chance to save anyways. All right. He fails now all your 2 days. Three, five. Magnillan. Oh shit. How much else do these have? Five. Jesus. Oh, Schmeigen. Massacre, dude, boys. Do you have any more bullets? Pretty good. Can you grab me one? Can you? FAF would like to loot these boys. Oh, I don’t think I might be out of these actually. I don’t like these. Does anyone else need anything? Mm, I’m good. I’m all right. Uh, I’m looting. looting, looting, looting, just going through all of them. I feel like I’m finding a dagger in each. Your finding… Some salines, some rocks, some arrows, some daggers. I’m gonna take it all. There are also 30, couple eggs. Ooh, you should take those. We should take them. Yeah. With Jarlin? I don’t how big are the… They’re about Ostrich exercise. Oh, they’re big. I mean, these would make good a omelet. Organ projectile. I’d like to take all of them and… The bag of holding. 30 cantaloupe sized egg. No way. You des one. Okay, you can have it. Thank you. I like this one. Did you hear that? Was it like, this is a whole recent job pizza. There’s some… All right. So, Ian, you said arrows? Yeah some arrows. Ooh, I’m gonna add some arrows. Some, uh, sling? 30 eggs.est. Oh, so, so you’re… Should we raise them and form an army and have, when we reunite with? I actually would like to raise one. The floor could train them. Is it sling bullets, Ian? No. It’s like sling is a weapon, like they don’t lie up, like that. Yeah, I got that. But now with what, there’s sling bullets, though. There’s a nestling mullets. So there’s no rocks or anything? Like rocks. Okay. Rocks on an item. What did you just do? God damn it. What you did? Maybe I’ll split air controls. All right, what are y’all doing? I think we guys got to go back up to this other room that we missed as well. You know what I’m saying? I’m coming up over here. Y’all see where I’m at? I’m suggesting we go here. I’m actually, I’ve gotten… doesn’t like when you do that bath. That’s fine. I’ve gotten off my I’ve gotten off mog hammer, and FAF is now doing kind of, kind of like what Spider-Man does when he lands off a building, you know, like a one arm up behind him and one arm down, and he’s engaging 20%. You don’t, Trevor sends anything. there. Oh, it’s clear, boys. You’re just constantly touching all the… Yeah, FAF is just basically just spasming with Trevor Since in this cave. It’s really scratching the edge. detect anything. Okay. Well, I think we should send Bonzo up there. Me? All right. I like to stealth, do this and make a perception check on any, um, booby traps this time. Yeah, you, um, you don’t perceive any trip wires or anything going up the stairs, but you do as you’re sort of walking up them, it grows even colder. somehow in the mind, even though he rises, it’s much colder up here and there are bones littering the ground and you’re starting to see skeletons, many, many piled up skeletons of dwarfs. Oh, gone. There’s some helmets on the ground. Oh, they look beat up and rusty as you walk. All right, I’d like to inch a little closer. All right as you move forward. you guys seen this rer feature? Yeah, you can measure. As you move forward, you see that bridges left and right, and again, you know, it’s feeling, oh, Jesus, the pain, the pain. The only word sense that you can describe is haunted. You see many crates and barrels. Um, and up. to the right and to the left, and it sort of looks like it was an old, uh, workshop and then some a minor forge and cobwebs are all around, and you don’t see anything except these skeletons and massive charring on all the walls. Boy, Bonzo, should we join you? Yeah, get up here, but let’s, I’d like, kind of, hold on. Yeah, what are you still about though? I’d like to, before anyone moves, do one more perception check for booty traps. You know that I can see more. You perceive no booby traps, but again, 3 or perception you’re perceiving. A darkness. A darkness. Maybe perhaps that’s just all the skeletons all around. Kevin, you have a spell, that is, like detect good and evil. I don’t know what Kevin is. Oh, sorry. Is it East Ferod? Gogelstrom, get up here. Hold on, give me about 20 feet real quick. I’ll be up there in a jiffy. Okay. What are you asking to do? Do you have one of your spells? I think detects good enough. Renteration, you sense location at knee, aberration, celestial, elemental, fay, fiend, or undead within 30 feet of yourself, you also sense whether a hollow spell is active there and you’re so aware. That uses a spell slot, eye cast, detect good, evil, you look good. All right. Can you prescribe what it does? read it. Oh, the duration, you sense the location of any aberration, celestial, elemental, fiend, or undead, within 30th political size. There also sense rather the hado cell is active there, and if so, where? The spell is blocked by one foot of stone, dirt, or wood, one inch of metal, or a thin sheet of lead. Okay, and what all does it detect again? It’s like the celestial aberration. Any aberration, celestial, elemental, fey, fiend, or undead. Okay. I can also sense whether the Halo spell is active. as it. And where do you pass this from? where I am, I think. I walked right up to the the perfect exact precise middle ground. And using our measurements. I can do this and using the roller, I can read. Beyond the edge of these walls, but the walls are stone. So I kind of spin in a circle as I cast it. Okay, I cover everything. As you’re casting it, um, you detect, um, 6 specters. Ooh. book is a spect. I don’t know, but you might. The book. I opened my book. Marky, give me my book. Within your book, you’re reading fastly, um, you realize that you have not taken the wrath of these dead durban inspectors, but you know that they are medium undead, of chaotic evil, a form left behind from something that was killed or destroyed most heinously and all that’s left is rage and a desire to consume life, to drain it from them. Um, you know they are immune to poison. They cannot be grappled or paralyzed or petrified or put prone or restrained. Um, you know, they’re immune to necrotic damage. And then they can move through objects. They are, I mean, this is what a specter looks like. We’ll show you. Does this come up? Does this come up? We can see them. Talking about little images, the guys? Yeah, do you see the picture now? Like the purple lightning boy? We just see their profile.. That’s fine. Um, You also know perhaps most importantly, um, that if they land a successful, uh, hit on you, um, the target, your health point is permanently reduced by that amount of damage taken. Oh, shit, yeah. See that again? Sorry, until the creature finishes a long rest. So you can’t, if they hit you, whatever the damage you take, that is not able to be restored until you want this. Okay. Even if I heal, even if you take a health person. Uh, what level of this was? Can you hit him with an axe? Yes. Should we just jump off, run out the back, jump off the edge and find a ball? Wow, just go straight to the dragon at the bottom? Not engaged. Feather fall of the dragon? It’ll be a crazy move. If we enter one of these rooms, we’ll be. Will we be engaging all of them? Know knows? Um Got it. What do you think? I think we send Bodus in 1st and cast mirror image. which splits him into three. Splits himself into three? Yeah, it sure does. He hasn’t used that spell. clicking through his shit. Oh, but we just… Well, then, yeah, mirror image, then he has three. So we have three. Um, dummies to go in there with. I kind of like that. Yeah. But Can I kill with psychic damage? the damage a psychic damage. They’re not immune to psychic damage. They’re immune to product and poisoning. Chrotic and they can’t be grappled. Etc. Do you like this, this split and bodious into a bunch of different? What is acid damage? Count as poison damage? No, different. Okay. All right. Let’s do it. Look it. Do you want to do the mirror thing and send it?. Except… Y’all have… All right. So I think it’s… Do we need a role for an issue? For split and free and then blast each individual in the room. So the, the, the mirrors can, can. The New yours or D, Corey dummy is to absorb damage. Yeah. And then cast then blast. And then cast them blast. cast them blast. supported. Send them in. All right. I’m gonna hit cast on Mirror Image. But doesn’t what’s packed slot mean? Yeah, that’s his spell slots. stall slots, yeah. I have no idea how to use this. All right, well, it’s here. Where do you see a mirror animal, Joe? I see your level. Crazy. Yeah, I feel like Reed’s been really holding out on all these spells. Yeah, he just uses Elgerid Blast. Yeah. How many years? hex. So it takes 2 pack slots. Or maybe it, um, so it occupied both spots, slots. I know he had to… I don’t understand how the packs lost. Shoosh fucking Eldridge Blast. I don’t understand how his backslots thing works. Oh, oh, so we used one of his, he has two. So if you want to do the mirror image, it uses a pack slot. Okay. But I can’t initiate that. Yeah, it just happened. Did it? Trying to, yeah, you see, he’s got a little… No. thing on the right. I did it. Oh, you did it? Yeah. Oh. Oh. I see Misty steps? But they’re not used on my screen. Well, one of them is used on my screen. Okay. Cool. Well, I’ll just refresh that, see what we got. This is my spells. So… So now… Makes my text a lot simpler, but. Okay, yeah. So it didn’t… So now, we got 3 of them boys, 3 extra boys. I think we sent 2 into the left and one into the right, and then reach shooting Eldridge blast into the left. Yeah. They track with him. So they’re kind of like all around him. So it’s like there’s 4 people, but they’re all moved together. Okay, then we should send them all to the right and then just clear out one room. Wherever he goes. Yeah, where Bodius goes. Go down to clear out one room with him and all of his cinnamon to one room and we’ll all go. And then he can and then he can rip an Eldridge or does he need to do a… That would have taken his initiative. Yeah, his action is now done. Okay. We’re going into initiative. All right, we all need a role for an issue. I’m leaving I’m leaving the moggy out of this, by the way. I’m just doing it I want to get I want to get off log. Oh, since you’re rolling for initiative, right, well, I shouldn’t have. No, you don’t want to do that one for a show. We’ll never cut enough by. Blanza is your first. Ocean Do you do my home? my God’s. bullshit. Ew, hold on. Sorry. It’s still bonzo is still gonna start with you, but… It’s all right. no. What? That’s our sequence? Y’all see the initiative water. Yeah. They all go in a row. So I fucked that the 1st time. Sorry, I’t do. Yeah, this is the right one. The 1st time it didn’t rule initiative. Oh my God, it’s me than everything. Yeah that’s right. Okay. All right, well, we got 2 of these boys in here. And it is my turn, correct? Yeah. All right. Movement speed. I have enough movement speed right up in the mix, right? So I’m in there. Yeah. Uh, the one that’s closest to body is, I’m gonna take a big old, big old swing first. I’m gonna spit on debt collector just for like theatrics. And then kind of a behind the back whirling. Tomble chop at Spectre E’s noggin. 15. All right, that hits. plus seven. So that’s a 22. And then one D 10 plus four for a topple. Ooh, 10, 14. Damage. For damage. 14 damage. Okay. He didn’t die? No. Swinging again, brother. Right. Ooh. It’s a 3 plus a seven. so a 10. Does it hit? It’s just slices through its body and the body just kind of misses. All right. Well… I’m going to… Use a bonus action. What? I don I don’t know. Should I wait or hit him again? Him, him. Okay. All right. I’m gonna use bonus action to hit again. All right, I don’t think there’s… What is this? You’re now doing action surge? Yeah, this is action surge. Where is that? Am I shit? Is it in bonus actions? Period. And do you know where action surgery? Oh, there it is. All right. So I am using the action surge. Um, uh, which just gives me another shot at the boy, so I’m going to swing at him again. 9 +7 is 16. That notes? All right. And I’m using unwavering mark this time. Uh, D 10 plus, or so 2 plus four. So that’s six. So I hit him. Number six. Yeah. And then we’ll get a turnaround while unwavering mark is still engaged and hit another one of these bitches. Because I get 2 attacks, per action search. 18. Nice. Eight +4 is 12. All right, that’s on Spector D. Uh, that’s Spectre D. So Spectre E and Spectre D are both toppled and unwavering more. They don’t get toppled. Why don’t they get toppled? Because that’s what I was saying in, it would get trumpled, grappled, any of those effects. okay. wrote it That what you learned. But they are both unwavering March. You’re using 2 on the Internet. No, it counts for my whole term. for everything I hit during the term. When you hit with a melee weapon attack, you can mark the creature until the end of your accident. And that takes 3 of them per long arrest, so you use two. Like, spells that do like, uh, attack multiple targets. Mm, it’s D-clap. When you hit with a melee weapon attack, you can mark the creature. If you do, you use an unwavering marks lot. You have 3 different flames. you get a b? Okay, so I guess I use 2 on wave remarks. All right. Okay. Um, is now all of the Spectres, turns, Spectre, CA, and B are going to do race down. Oh, no. What? I thought they didn’t know we were all getting after this. Oh, they know. Oh, Christ. you’re about four. You have a full character shit. All right, so all 3 of these will be attacking… East or Ron and Clark game. Does Clarkie get it to action? He’s use this one. Clarky? You can either put Clarky in hiding or… League Carpio, though. Um, you know, just speak there. Clarky has 15 H. Clerky. I want to sit in log gamers now. Okay, I’m sorry. He’s gonna scurry down. Parky, Parky fleas before this. that. All 3 specters will be attacking you, then Israel. you tough on that position in there. couple clients. I was surprised Pat didn’t run the other way. Boy. Because he had 3 illusion blockers on those other kids. Yeah, you should have gone this way. Well, fucking my bad. All right. Here we go. Do you want them all to be rolled separately for hits or? I’m next to… So, so… That’s a very good 2 of them miss, one hits. Tin damage. There’s three tax. Sorry, there’s only one attack, but it does still digit. Oh, wait, hold on now. Now you can succeed, okay. Now do a constitution, so you can throw… Which is D20 plus my Constitution. Yeah. Which is. I mean, it means well, this one. 10 plus what? Okay, so that 10 damage cannot be restored by health ocean or any other healing means. Oh my god. Until we’re going to have to long rest. A long rest. Yeah. Y’all are exhausted too right now. So technically you should have rolled that twice and then disadvantaged on it. So that means I’ve been sweet about y’all’s exhaustion level. So that means you have to take the lower of the rolls for disadvantage? Yeah. You roll to D20s, take the lower. All right, Spector, D, F, and E, 2 of them attack Bodias’s DNF, Attack Boguses, images. That means I get an opportunity to hit D. Um, You can take the opportunity to that, yeah. All right, right, good call. Good call. Oh. I rolled a four. But +7, 11? Is that it? And this is… Um, and seeing you opportunity to attack that one, the other specter, uh, reframes, and so Spector, F, and E will now attack you. Okay. They both met. And then Spector S, school, for the attacks. One of body is his image, and then pass it to. And definitely obliterates that image. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now down to 2 images. And now it is Isurod, your turn. Well, I should be going to next, huh? Yeah, so we’ll next our way through cats. Oh, that’s cool. That’s like the game, really. Yeah, it’s kind of it’s kind of fun. Yeah. Um We don’t have to do the hard 845 stop either. I was saying that for reads benefit to get on Cleary, that’d be over early. Yeah. Um… Thinking I could sell that more. So I don’t know, man. How many pouches did you just take out? I just saw like across the hole that… You just… deep in his goats for the… Oh, we’re rolling in gay. I’m happy to roll on this table. I just like, I’m still a traditionalist. I like the pen in the paper, but this is proven to be pretty nice, okay? I did like I like the table, like dye rolls. I’m gonna roll or I’m gonna toss another sacred flame at Spectre’s A through C. Is it AOE? What? Like, you can attack multiple with it? You read effect. I think it’s a long… Just say it, comfortably. I was trying to. Um, I can do it to whoever I want. Okay. And I want Spectrum, A, B, S, C. You can get all the Apple, right? Spect your being. All right. No, you I don’t think you have the role for this one. And I just rolled 2 D8? Now, hold on, hold on. It’s a dexter 85, so we’ll see what spector B gets to block. So it’s not like a normal Spector B fails, set a 2D, 3rd 2D. see what you’re doing. Two, three. That’s a… Yeah, it was a date. 11 damage. All right, yeah. Still good. It’s still live. This one is, expect to be is. Y’all haven’t killed any of them yet. What you And then I’m going to own a section. The only section, this little… Ooh, roll and die. Um, For my bonus action, I’m gonna… Double dagger. Spender. You know, colors, you can’t heal anything right now. Why not? Because that’s part of the the factor damage is on. We can’t heal. pure necrotic damage.. when I read out it. Oh, I guess, yeah, we can’t heal ourselves at all. Well, Strat was so good until it really wasn’t there. All right. pulling out double daggers, little 2 weapon fighting action for my bonus action. Okay. Uh… at whichever spectre I just hit. It’s not tech, right? It is for me. Bonus actions. Concoction and combat. 2-5. I think. So that’s when you take the action attack on your turn and attack with the light, you can make another extra attack. But here you didn’t take the action attack, you took the spell, actually. So the 2 weapon fighting does let you do 2 attacks, so you can do like a crossbow, shot, staff, as a bonus action. But if you do a spell, it’s not. Can’t do. And then you can’t add in to attack. Okay. You can do barbecue inspiration. Definitely leave articles first. It’s limited though. Is it? No, I guess I get four. Yeah, that’d be red at the part. I vertically inspired Bonzo. Sorry, bodies. Bodies. He’s got off like way better spells. Nice. Can you sing a little something? If you only have thrown in Tremor senses for a long dress. Should probably be. I’m not convinced about this burning my unwavering mark thing. Well, we only have 3 unwavering marks for long runs. Correct, but but it doesn’t use 2 to hit 2 different people. A creature. And so if you mark 2 creatures, why does Mark A creature mean you can mark infinite creatures on your chat? GPT says, no, applying on wavering mark does not consume use. Whenever you hit a creature with a melee weapon attack, you can mark it for free. And you could have multiple creatures marked at once. All right, well, ChatGPT doesn’t know what it’s talking about, probably. I mean, I’m just reading the rules. I watched YouTube videos on how to play it. I mean, okay, well, either the rule in DMD beyond is the plain language of it doesn’t make sense with what you’re saying. I wouldn’t be going with this. Do we trust ChatGPT or do we trust the lawyer? Never trust a word. I feel like we’re fucked. This is actually… scary. Okay, I see. We actually actually talked about this before. You can mark as many people as you want this special unwavering or marked tap to use the, um, unwavering mark cost the usage. So you can mark everybody, but you can only actually use the mark 3 times. Right. Okay. Yeah, that’s fair. All right. got it. Thank God. ChatGPT. I was like, I would not fucking use a cavalier if I would. That’s supposed to be my trick. If I hit people while using unwavering mark, they’re disincentivized to attack anyone else. They should just attack me. But what’s the… all right. Monzo, it’s your turn. Okay. All right, I’m gonna go for Spectra A there. And, um, use my primal savagery, grub my nails, start just… quand with this guy. Okay. So Does Rogue inspiration work the same way as? Herogue against region, lets you reroll and you die. Okay. In his eye. Did you ever roll? If you’re like, I don’t like that role. he used their inspiration. It’s like the same thing as Bardic inspiration. It’s nice. Barding inspiration gives you another one D8. So it’s another role you have, you can throw on a boost. Can you add that after you roll? Yes. Okay. Well, in this case, I rolled a 12 +4, so 16? That hits. So do 2 D 10s. Six. Plus 10, 16. Nice. Um What’s this what’s this specter B? at right now? It’s not downed? Yeah. It’s not down. It’s loss of love in health. Wait, 16. Right? Spector A is on, you just did damage on. Yeah. And that one lost 16 off. But it’s still up. Fuck. These things are… Fucking good. Okay. All right. I’m gonna use a bonus action. Um, I’m gonna spend one of my monk points to make 2 unarmed attacks. So with my lobster claw. And, um, So when we roll for the 1st one. Uh, 8 +6 of 14. All right, one D 10 damage. It says on. So that’s one. On Spectre A, the one I just attacked. That’s really unfortunate. And he’s still up? Yeah. Okay. I’m gonna, uh, the, uh, fapted 20 damage to one. Oh shit. Okay. All right. make my 2nd unarmed attack. Uh, 17 +6 or 20. And the damage is seven. On which one? Oh, Inspector, A, the one that I just attacked to. Hey? Um, is that… Booyah. Good kill. disintegrates beneath the piercing, pinching pincher of water. Dude. The claw is pretty OP. pretty good. Moggy’s out of the picture. Body is his turn. Who’s driving body is… You got fun with this? I have an idea of what you should do. Um. Do you have this character, Sheetah? Yeah. You should just do it. All right. Uh, want to actually need it, action. Type of Furious. trying to get fucking ChatGPT to help me. But it forgot my name and I thought my name was Bomb Bit Boom. So you’re roasting it right now? Yeah, and then it was like, oh, no, I get it. Your name’s not all to do. Nothing when he’s fucking disregarded. What’s body is up to? Body is just like just kind of like scratching his chin, but then he like, while scratching his chin, kind of like Spider-Man, vocal force his wrist, and Eldred’s blast. I’ve hooked up a ski for my body. I should do. Okay, what’s the attack on? Uh, oh, it’s just like a hot Eldridge blast on Spectre Day. Yeah, yeah. But it’s a spell, so I’ll drench blast where it’s like a millionar range, so you have to do the D20 and then add the… Oh, God. Body is world one. Okay, it’s a mess. Plus five. So plus seven. She’s seven? Sorry, guys. I didn’t… didn’t expect that Eldridge blast to be seen. Yeah, bonus action. His bonus action… can be. A hex. X one is motherfuckers. Misty sub is a better section. It’s cool. Uh, I guess let’s just Misty step in my battle way. We’ll save a real body, this is life. The other one’s sad. No, they follow it. They all they follow together. Okay, so… I feel like Hex Blade’s curse is kind of like a bit much for this fight. Is it a single use? Yeah. One for short risk. Yeah. Yeah. We’re going… All right, fine. We need to… What’s the strongest one standing? Uh, F? Has the least damage done to it? We’re gonna just run Hexblades cursed on F there. Yeah. Okay. So, against the curse target, you gain a +3 bonus to damage rules, score a critical hit on a roll of 19 or 20, and you regain 9 health points if it dies. Cool. So what does that mean? What do I need to do? Spectra app is now, body is just cursed, Spectra. That is his turn. All right. You know how you know how all that works, though. Yeah. it’s not fastaster. It’s faster. But we like that. Damn. Yeah. Yeah, it’s faster. Damn what? Nothing. All right. FAF didn’t have a whole lot. Other than We’re gonna inspect your F with a big job. Fuck. Fuck. All right. So 11, does that hit? No. Well, good thing I get to swing again. Does 18 hit? +7? Yeah. Five plus four, nine. Nice. Uh, and, uh, I believe that’s a tunnel. They don’t get doll. Okay. yeah. I can’t believe you would perspect the rap. Why? Because, you know, this killed the others. That’s why I didn’t go for them. Yeah, but now they want to get an attack turned out. And hit me last time. True, but they all 3 are attacking, you know. So, let’s see. I mean, they are all attacking.. Okay, 2 of them miss, 2 of them hit. One of them hits you. Oh, okay. Why, how? Because he rolled a 17 and he has 2 and that’s a 19 and you have 18 armor. All right. You have 18 armor? I sure do. Yeah. All right. And that does 9 damage. 9 damage to theft to narwhal? Yeah. All right, now there’s 2 other respector BNC, one goes for Resourod, one goes for Bonzo. They both miss. Jesus. Wow. You’re looking at some blood. Where are these? It’s not even their fault. Dorms dies.ters. All right. So we’re clicking through them. It is Isel Rock Girlstrom, the Bad Midsomos. Sorry. What’s he got up his sleeve? I was trying to eye you out as you realized that you was a dark mood? character. do that. Yeah, I just loved it. All that time you were working on it. When everything dark mode, with green ribs. All right, sorry. Jim Henson, throat shot, Spectre B. Hell yeah. I think it’s good that you need your chip post. What’s your plus? 12. +3 right. three, right? That hurts? That is? It’s a five. Yeah. Fuck. We have bones, actually. Bonus action. Double dagger. Nip. You can’t double dag. The boat is active in the 2nd attack. No, the bonus action is 2 weapon fighting. Is it not? In combat. He didn’t use his spell. So he needs it now. Right, I know, but it’s like the 1st action. All right, all right, so it’s like it’s envisioning 2 crossbows, going or one crossbow and a dagger. Okay, I went one crossbow. I went 3 crossbows. I went 2 crossbows. You only own one crossword right now, though. That just, let’s just play this. Can you use it twice? I’m gonna let you use it twice. No, no, I don’t want to be like that. dagger. What? Oh, scimitar. I don’t want to be like that. What’s that supposed to be? Hit that seven, so I’m trying really hard to do like that. Okay. Hit that show. You’re like, can’t… I’m gonna try one of these o. Not… 14 to… Y’all haven’t gotten to match money. 17 in a while. 17, 17. That hit. And then one D6 damage. Nice. Dial. It was just a cool throw. It was cool. All right, but let’s get through. let’s, you know, y’all got this. I’m glad that you’re realizing more about your character. Kevin’s, I mean, his setup looks sick now. He’s got a dark mode activated. He’s like a knot. It’s not like a… What do you got? All right, let it be known. Okay, I just I have to highlight this. It’s just kind of funny. is that y’all sit in 3 minor illusions to be decoy dummies to sort of got the tags. And then FAF went into that same room and marked them all. Yeah, to attack him, not the Detroit Tommies. Yeah, it’s the most solid point. Yeah, my fucking bad. All right. Yeah, I was like, there’s game cord dummy is a fucking genius idea. Yeah, totally, like, cabin off 3 baddies. Yeah. I feel like what is the voice of reason. Mean Bon, me needs to run our dinner own thing. Yeah, yeah,’ I’m just trusting that you got take care of the other room. We’ll see. Okay, I’m gonna I’m coming for Spectre B with my primal savagery.. That’s one right here. Yeah, that one. Yeah. That’s the one. He’s… What do we got here? I think, uh, that’s a, uh, Federal the nine. Uh, 10. That All right, using my bonus action using another monk point. Oh, God, the monk points. I 51 points now. What the fuck is your name? He’s been his little trick up his sleeve the whole time. That’s his claw. My chick on my claw. The claw becomes like a human, like when he puts it on, it’s said this into the description. When he puts it on, it’s like… So he is just a… He’s like that character in the South African alien movie. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Dist or nine? nine. Yes, yes. Yeah, I like that. Okay. I put on my on my claws on now. The cost stays on. Oh, D1. Oh, cool, bro. I’m doing I get it one more. 16. All right, that hits. Okay, so, um, yeah, we might be all one D10 with my claw. Get that nice little pinch. Give him a little pinch. 5 year. Oh, yeah, we’re gonna be. B. Nice. All right, that’s it for Bonzo, Nutley. And we’re back to Bodias. yada yada y. Well, body has to attack the same one that he already hexed, which was F, right? He gets a huge business if he does. Yeah, I think that’s going to be his move. Kind of thinking. Yeah, just blast. Ready? Do one. No, I’m gonna crash. You’re being a good point. You’re focusing. What is it? It’s a one. Oh. All right. Jesus. That hurts. back to fast. That’s not that’s not rolling too well right now. All right. Turn us up next. Claps up. You’re funny, role. I don’t know. It didn’t fit in the little castles. You just let it fall. is it? It’s a one. No, it’s a seven. Oh, seven. Plus. Seven, that hits. Let’s fucking go. All right, here we go. Seven on ritual. On Spectre E. Under the weight of debt collector that dies. F turns around and takes a swing at Spector D. Nice. All right, roll your damage twice. Two, one. No. Uh, yeah, I roll it 2 and then I won. But I get +4 on each of those rolls, right? Yeah. So it’s it’s, uh, 11, 11. All right, that sounds skill. Okay. That feels factor D. Sweet. And that’s the D’s down? Yeah. Now it is… Spectre B’s turn and Spectre C’s turn, both of which attack Bonzo. I’m sorry, guys. All the defense has been wrong, man. I’m the one playing side this time. You’re in a bad year old. if I trust you. Yeah, you don’t, like, and trust me, because I’ve been rolling. I missed on 80% of the time. on. Okay, and that’s plus 3 each of those. So 10 and 15 pride. I got 14 number class. All right, one of them hits you. for 3D6. What kind of damage are they again? They’re doing necrotic damage. Seven necrotic damage. Wait, sorry, sorry, 9 necrotic damage. It’s definitely not mine. All right. Damn. It’s pretty cool, right? All right, strike their app is attacking fast. Good look at that. 15 +3, 16. No, no, no. a. All right, and now we are back to… Inspector B double scimitar. I’m gonna go like this, and then I just try to split up these insides to attack, love it. Do it. That’s a hit. Six? No, I thought you rolled a 14 there. Yes. That’s a mess on the 1st one. That’s a hit, baby. Let’s go, night 18? Fuck is… All right, come on. You can do this. Nice, yeah, you gotta bounce. Cinca five. Boom. kills it. Bans. The double seminar got so good that it’s almost like… That’s expected being never even existed, baby. All right, Bonzo Nutley, Mr. Nutley. I’m up, but wait, then just go. You’re all getting dog. Oh shit. Okay. All right. We’re coming into Spector C doing another primal savagery. It’s not kids. It’s just, he’s just Zuidberger. We got a 12 +4. um You have like customized your the the page here. Yeah, Pride. Are you now like? Bonzo’s now. Did you see mine? I forgot Yep, so +4, 16. Yeah. Bam? Damn. won’t be that damage. Okay, let’s see, where’s my D2. is my D 10. Wait, sorry, was that 16 to hit? 16 to hit. Yeah, that was my hit. Okay. Uh, and 2 D 10s. That’s a nine. All right. And a 10. Oh, 19. God. I seen damage. B. gloss out, claws out. We might do it. And then, uh, I’m gonna do my bonus bonus action. Yeah, just, uh, period blows. I’m just gonna blow this guy away. Polo and so hard. I can’t trip it. So… Sure you get blows, okay. 18. For attack. Okay. And then one D8 plus. Uh, 8 plus 3. Uh, so 11. Back there, sea underneath, nail, and claw, evaporates. I had the best role I think I could have had. Yeah, you crunch that. I didn’t just drop them. All right. It is now body assister. One specter left. Alright. I think that Barius needs to 1st and foremost, Misty Step directly behind. Spector. And then, he’s gonna lean over the specter’s head and wave at everybody so that we all can see that he just did that. And we’re all like, whoa, 6 arms waving. Six arms waving. And then he’s just gonna gooch shot an Eldridge blast right up underneath this bad boy. Classic. I’m not rolling for it. fucked that up too many times. I’m gonna do like an Argentinian. Yeah. Funny, fuck. Is it a 20? It’s four. Dude, I mean, your eyes? Plus seven. All right. It’s 11. That’s his whole turn, isn’t it? Yeah. It’s your turn back. God damn. All right. FAF is, uh, going to, like, lazily waddle walk towards it with his with debt collector dragon behind him. And then he’s… gonna spit on his left hand. And swing it up, baseball bat style, double tighten his grip, uppercut shot at this thing’s nogging. Right, coming back to basics. Back to basics. 10 plus seven. All right. 7 plus four. 12 damage. 11. It makes it sound bright. They were doing it again. Seven plus seven, 14. That is. 3 plus four. 7 manage. Uppercuts. That’s factor of diblium. Let’s go. Fat Fat getting no attack twice is kind of… Every time. That was the hardest battle. Yeah, we kind of got goofed them in there. We’re gonna need long rest. Yeah, really lucky, though, too. Is there any, like, magical fairy, like, powdered milk on the ground from this? Yeah, spectrum milk? Oh, powder. heal with the long rest. There is no specter milk around that y’all are happy to search this area. Okay, we’re going searching. I’m looking in the barrels over here. God, we, uh, we suggested using today. great. That was a great, good spell. We gotta use that more often. Yeah, no, that was great. You’ll have to jump on them and then and then we were able to read your book of knowledge. Yeah, that’s like kind of the only thing I’ve been for. I’m searching, searching, yeah. I’m scurry. All right. Surge. Y’all are rooting now. Y’all are reading around a bunch of all the dormmen dead. It’s making theft set. Y’all are looting a lot of the dead beefs. Diesel rod. You, uh, uncover amongst all of the dead dwarfs, um, there’s one that has something glinting and tan. Uh, and you uncover a Hand crossbow called the Giant Slayer Hand Crossbow. Whoa. Giant Slayer hand crossbow? Charger. Dragon Slayer Hand Crossbow? Giant Slayer. Not Dragon Slayer. Giant not dragon. Swish. Yeah. Actually, I don’t want to say that. Oh, that’s weird. That would be really weird. I can just slow it down. Oh, wait, can I plug this into your EVA and USB city salon in your and yours opened? your computer? Yeah. Can I charge? Yeah. Careful, Kevin has a lot of viruses. I was gonna say. It needs more at risk. Bonzo AI has access to the terminal on this computer, so… okay. You discover a methrill half plate? Me? Methral? Half plate? You say methyl? Yeah. Be thrilled. Sorry. Sorry. Okay. um And that you discover a potion that has orange liquid. with that? I drink it immediately. Okay. You feel yourself having fire resistance for one hour. No. All right, now we got to worry. So insane, man. That’s really funny. We gotta get to the dragon, boys. I guess we’re not gonna long rest. Can I undo that? No. Definitely. You gotta live with that. 2000 GD too. Maybe one of these days is going to learn a lesson. damn it. Okay, it’s been working. Whoa, that was a crucial crucial thing. That’s a blary, dude. A massive blunder. That’s hilarious. How do we get another one? Oh. Uh, I’m gonna look around another few more crises, see if there’s anymore. You don’t see anything else. At least we know what the orange potion is doing, guys. That’s why I did that. You know, it’s a good point. Is it the same as orange goo? Because we have a vial of orange goo. We do already have a vial of orange. Do you have all of our view aisle? You think that does the same thing? Should I drink it 2 to find out? drink it. No, no, orange. It might delay is orange hurting, you know. All right, y’all want to keep charging? Pretty all, it’s up to y’all. What you want to do here? I mean, the haunted Ford, then, if he did. Shit, that was fake. Well, we need to heal up, I think. Yeah. Can we long rest right here? Just like in this, in these little, I feel like it’s kind of cozy and it’s a little… And like, modern, stand guard, right, at the right there. Well, we also sleep. It’s not the on me, all right? You all killed many things here already. over heard this sound because there wasn’t a warm that was wrong. already. levels. We’re gonna have to monongress, I think. You could just like leave and come back, but I’m not really scared of these fuckers. They’re all like, I guess the specters have them. inspected from the whole. But if we get fully recover, I also think I’m the only one that took significant damage there. I took some damage. I mean, the fact that we can’t… I’m at 42 health now, right down from 54. 54? Damn, you are a tank. That is crazy. Yeah, that’s the point. I’m at 25. Is that Jesus? 38. I think we should just let’s hit that long restaurant. 24 of 38. Yeah, long rest. Can we get woken up during the longest? Uh, yeah, some enemies can start attacking you. They won’t do that. But they won’t do that. We’ll be all right. Okay. Do y’all want to end it there? We could wake up from the long rest and just keep playing for a minute or two. It’s up to you all? Yeah, I’m down for that. Yeah. You don’t want to char, can you charge it through the dungeon? Yeah, yeah. It’s long rest. Yeah, there’s long rested. All right, that was good. See, all long rested for the minimum of, I think it’s 6 hours. Eight, eight, minimum of 8 hours. And you were not interrupted and everything is stone, quiet. All right, cool. Nice. Uh, well, let’s get on the cart and get on down the hill, boys. Yeah. I wanna see the under layers of this place. Yep. We’re hunting for replacement potion. So we’re gonna go here and then over here. Yeah. Yeah, I guess the question is, as you can see on this map, whether are y’all gonna go by cart or by stair? I think cart, fabulous. Yeah. I’ll send it. Well, Moggy will be behind. We can leave in my beer if we want. Or we could send him down the stairs. What do you think? Hmm. We have to leave him behind a lot. I feel like we should bring him. Yeah, that’s pretty good. We’re into the bird. Where’s body of this? Mm, he’s up here. I’ll get it. So y’all are launching my cart. Yes. Yeah, so it’s happening, we launched my card. All right, and with Mog Hammer following in tow, who all is in the cart? All right, on my camera from behind. Rest of us in the car. And car goes fast. That’s just going ahead. That’s walking ahead. Wait, there were stairs down right here, too. Yeah, you want to take the stairs? Should F take the stairs? Tra takes the stairs. We take the cart with Mogi. And we’ll get there at the same time. If it goes to the same level. All right. We’ll do… the cart first. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don’t want to do the cart first. Because, you know, they say. Don’t put the part before the… Hard for the tone. You do stairs first. There’s before. Toad before card. Car for for toe. that’s a rough road. Yeah, it’s closed before a card. makes you very smart, makes you… There you go. Uh oh. Oh, Jesus. we’re just dealing with the cobbles again. It looks like we’re hitting after some real dungeon shit, but it’s like, it says it says a real dungeon. Is this our 1st dungeon? Oh, shit, and they got a fucking barricade. See those spheres there? Yeah. All right, as soon as they would come down the stairs, there are 3 flaps that are in it, y’all, do a DC dexterity saving. You talking about me? You and loghammer. All right. DC what? Where’s Mog Hammer? He’s with me. What? You goofing on me right now? You just move them off, disappearing. I moved him over to the bottom of the stairs where you are. You need to not, no, no, because there’s a delay. I’m already… Okay, I’ll put it back. Yeah, it’s just it doesn’t track. Right. Okay. For all of us, when we moved out, we moved them way off this room. Oh, okay. Um, Roll a dexterity. Dexterity role? All right, that’s with my, uh, D20? 18. plus one. Nice. Okay, so both you and Longhammer duck underneath the vials. It makes you come up a little further here, but now there are flames on the stairwell behind you. I don’t think that really matters for me. I drink a flame poacher. That is for sure it doesn’t matter for you. But that’d be long rested. Right. So that one hour has gone. Why do you mean? All right. So there’s fire on the stairwell? Yeah. Fire on the stable. y’all see that? So there’s no retreat for me. I mean, I always run through the fire. All right, meanwhile, um, we or boys are carefully, y’all are rolling down. Like, what’s it all strategy? We were really careful. Like, we’re holding onto the brake pretty tightly. That’s fair. That’s fair enough. I mean, those are blending. It’s really greased at the world. So, before seeing it, that there’s a little blockade with spears. Or playing the whole time is to stop right around here. And that is where you put on the break or the whole D, you have to roll a D 10 and remember if you hit a five, then… No, the breaks have been slowly activated the whole time. It’s not like that. It’s on and off. I don’t know. Do you have to roll the D10? It a 10% chance. Deep in? fails. Does it matter who does it? Whoever wants to do it. Just don’t roll down. Just roll a five. 10% chance. Should you roll C rolls? Fire number rolls. that right? I would say that I would say he should roll for a specific reason, but Why is that? Well, he knows what he has. Okay. Yeah, let him roll. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah. He’s got heroic inspiration. You can do it again. We after go. Was it five? No, it’s not. It’s warm. You need to reroll it. No, he doesn’t. No, because it was… doesn’t take us to rogue inspiration, then. No, no. All right, you’re good. Yeah, y’all y’all break right there. Nice. Um, and so breaking, you see a little bit more. Because you’re a little bit… So we did a really nice break. It was like a swing break. Oh, she did pretty much see. Oh, that looks like a back door. We go in the back door. It looks like there’s a chest of treasure in there, too. Wait, do you guys see this? That thing right there? Get this way. See where… Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay, but now, as soon as you got me there, you will be saying this and we will be launching initiative. All of the colods will be going first. Well, and that maybe not for y’all. We see. Wait, those are cobalt inventors. Shit, what if what if I said we poker heads in here and then I cast something? Well, there’s already these people in combat, so yeah, y’all could potentially get the surprise. No, no, you can’t. They see you coming on the trails. They’ve known you, they are. The alarms are there. They go balls are all. Y’all lost the element of Spradz, and now, yeah. Oh, we had a really good… We have a weird taste. Yeah, kind of. You just added 2 cobalt inventors in? Yeah, well, no, they were hidden. that. God damn. Show What the heck, man? Yeah, you would want to. Do you think they have wear tips? I didn’t like it as much as in. Super awful. Oh, fuck it. We’ll just do it. Yeah, that’s a lot of respect. also. Clarky’s the 1st one in. It is Iselra, that is right. Ian, is there something wrong with how the initiative is getting calculated? Because it does all the cobalt that are the same type together. Yeah, it just, it’s, I mean, I guess I could try and figure out how to do it differently. I know that that’s how I do it whenever I’m doing this because it’s a huge fan of the Aster role. Wait, did you just double the number? Rip these cobold inventors come from on the right side? They were they were in… They unhid them. Yeah, yeah, I used to add them. I thought it would be too easy to win. No, no, I’ve had. I’ve had those there a lot times. There’s a lot I should have technically, I’m into hide all of these icons and just reveal them. Alonso, we’re gonna come in this way. If we’re gonna attack these two. Enter through this back door. I am with you because I would like the initiative and they’re serious. So you right there, he’s gonna Eldridge blast, okay? over here. You’re, that’s too. That’s bad. That’s one mall game. There’s all these guys over here. Yeah, we have a lot of killable. too. overtaking the story of that, this one. These 2 over here. This is on fire over here. And that’s a chest. That’s also a chest. There’s a chest. staircade right here. will never get in there. Treasure chest, box, box, box, box. So we just blow through that. right. Make our way around here. And then it looks like we have we need to make our way. Okay, I got it. I totally… 12 feet to make our attacks if we’re going hand-to-hand combat. And from there, we’re going to have… All right, we’re going to make this 21 feet to get to the NASA. We’re going to take the long route. So 10 feet this way, that’s another 15 feet down here. Over here. I mean, all the way to the other inventor, that’s 7 feet. I mean, 7 feet, right? Yeah, before we even get to through the room, you know, these guys are here. We’re 42 feet from Faf and Noggy right now. 7 feet from this, the glove winter to this, go long, too. That 70 feet. All right, y’all stop. You’ll stop, you’re killing. You feel, like, quick thing, quick thing. I will strip y’all a while on these. That’s good. All right.. It is cobalt ages. Oh my god. Right. My bad, my bad. Yeah, I’ll just turn it the volume. Oh. You know what? Let’s actually end it here. It’s 920. You can pick up next time. Just because of the dice roll? No, no, no. I just think that this is gonna end up. It could take a while depending on how fucking stupid they all are. We just laid out our entire plan. All I saw was… No, kid, they were talking for realies. Was there actual plan? Yes. Yeah. planning? Yeah, for sure. I mean, using the ruler? You’re scared. Well, we were using the rulers, but we meant it. Y’all are using a little way. You’re scared. You said 70 feet from cobalt emitter, see it a lot of RB, but it’s only 56 feet. What are you measuring with? The ruler. I’m getting 62 feet. Yeah, they’re about right. I also have 62? Senator to Senator. what are you going with? The label to label? Edge to edge. Label label is 45 feet. We’re giving ourselves a wide berth. Ian, let’s get this let’s get this bread. Come on. We’re trying to fight the real dragon. You’re giving us boo-boo dragons in between, but then we kill these boys. Whose turn is it? Is it even a real dragon? It might not. Dragon is definitely not in this location. Yeah, we absolutely fucked ourselves. Yeah, let’s kill these boys. But I think we should kill all these guys because there’s a lot of treasure in here. I think the inventors might be a little more of a challenge, but we got Fonzo in here. Yep. Yeah. They can use his monk points. No, but let’s pick it up on the next session. I’m serious. I think this is a good stopping point. Bro, just let us attack. We can see all the bad guys in the room. Come on. All right, I’m done for either, either. All right, all right, let’s see. Let’s see what you got. Okay, Kubald A, um… He charges drawer words, log hammer, and fat. That’s it, dessert. You can’t get quite there. Billball B. does the same and slings at Mockhammer. And he hits. for 2 damage. Oh. So, I never received… It’s fucking not cool, dude. How do we modify this sandwich? I mean, he has 25 hip points. I’m not able to modify it at all. So. No. Yeah, I can track it pen and paper. No. What? Okay. So whose turn is it now? Do you track it? I know where he’s at. He’s got you took 2 points. Do you have something to actually track it? No. Really annoying though. game? Um, It’s faster, yeah? Clark, you have an attack? Yeah, I think Courtney does. Wow. I gotta use a party. But he does? Yeah. All right, and we’ll nibble maybe. Dismount Smogammer and leave Smogammer up in the tunnel. Where do you give them all you some space? You just moved the bog hammer back into the fire. into the flames. So my hammer is on fire. I didn’t move that. You did. No, you did. They were both back there. It wasn’t me. I watched you do it as you said, you I’m going to read Mog Hammer in the back. Right on the fire. Yeah, that fire… didn’t know that ring right there represents fire, okay? Now I do. FAF. is faster. Yeah, fast taking a big old swing at Kobe all day. Fuck. Fuck. I rolled three. All right, that misses. Well, it’s 3 plus seven. Is it still miss? What was that? Well All right, I double miss. Right. That’s my turn. Cobalt inventor A. Fuck. Rushes around. I might get red to your voice. And he throws a flame on the pass. Flaming cask. All right, I just have to pull up the cobalt in my head. A flask of alchemist fire, right? There’s an at, uh, it misses that one. All right, sweet. Kobal inventor B not trying to reinvent the wheel does the same. Not 20. I got that. Clarky goes. Yeah, it always fucking… It’s all better initiated than us. It’s extreme. Okay, it’s 8 damage, and that damage will renew every turn until you extinguish the flames. So you are on fire. You have to take action to extinguish the flames. Coach by taking a dexterity check. Oh man, take these fuckers up. All right. Okay, kill those guys first. The cobalt engineer’s got to die first. They throw a fight. it. The fire will use a lot. So many of them that get to go. This is gonna be a crazy turn. Where is cobalt C? Oh, here’s Spinball C. He leaks through fire and there is a sling at… It’s gonna be fine, you guys. It’s an 18 That doesn’t hit. 18 doesn’t hit? Well, my armor glass is 18. Yeah, it does. It’s too damage. How did you get your actions to show here? Cobalt D, he does also a sling attack, like that. It’s a 19. No, she doing? One damage. be fun. Good wall to eat. All of those. It’s sling range. You go through tribald L. He hits to all the way to Govala. Me too. You moved me closer to the… I didn’t mean to. Cobalt E does 3 damage. Three damage to five? This is it’s getting a little annoying, yeah? But go ahead. Yeah, just… There’s like 20 enemies. Small hammer, sir. Um, here I’m gonna licks you. Can he just, like, storm through? Look at your flames. With this ton. Yeah, I want to use Moghammer’s action. Uh, to have him jump over these boys and get into the other room. I’ll take you in, jump that far. Why can’t you just, why don’t you want him to just barricade through? We can pull up the roller. Yeah. But that’s why we shouldn’t move him. Yeah, where it was. So, no, he can jump to there. He can jump out far? It probably be, I think. you’re in a lot of thinking, not a lot of know one today. All right. I’ll go find this that block. Yeah, now they pull along, you have a stop block. I know. Uh, toad dash equals toad jump, long jump equals strength score. Oh, like a smaller. All right, jump 3 feet plus strength modifier. Five feet. Can we make moggy a little smaller? He can long jump his speed. He longed up 20 feet. fucking with me. All right, never mind. Mog Hammer’s just gonna, he’s just gonna tongue lash, or he’s gonna tongue lash, cobalt A. Would you just grab them and pull them closer? And that’s the term. All right. Cool it is cool. Excellent, good. Stop changing my colors. No, I thought Clarkie was up. No, Clarkie’s green. All right, Bonzo, you got to get in there and bucks and… I’m going in. You got Achilles code all the time. Going for these inventors. Thumbs. Damon Benters. I hate inventors. So it’s also our prinza’s character sheet. He hates progress. All right, you got 40 feet in minutes, right? So you’re there. I’m there. I’m going private savagery with my claw growing on my nails. Okay. All right. Going for Adventure D. Fuck. Uh, that’s four. That’s nothing. That is not it. All right, bonus action. Um, I’m gonna use my month point. Uh, and do 2 2 unarmed attacks. First one is a 13 +6. So, 19? All right, one, D, 10. That’s a one. Okay. Second attack is a 9 plus a 15. That’s… four. So 5 damage total to inventor the… All right. For the ones, F’s, turn. He runs in. Hmm. Soling attacks. But he misses. Nice. Google Adventure C Easter, and he throws a flaming cast on Jabanzo. He misses the cast, sort of source clear, lights the wall behind them on fire. Claudia’s sister. Right. I got the audience. He’s got 30 movement speeds, so he’s going to move to… You can’t see my ruler, but it’s perfectly 30. I believe you. Right behind Lonzo. But obviously with a lot of birth to fucking bend over, pretend that he’s tiny shoes. Look up, wink at his buddies. Eldridge Blast on… Inventor. See. Okay It? Yeah. 10 plus 4. Nine. Nice. Um, and then Bonus action bodies is gonna misty step. Oh, to the other side of Some distance on the mist. Pretty large. Not 30 feet. He’s gonna Misty stuff to write. move. Yeah, right here. Cool. That’s good. We’re coming very fast. Yes. Cobal G. Sitting slates. Oh, it’s going to fish forever. Hope you hear so at midnight. Go ball H. Just going on bias. Hits. For 4 damage, on Bodias. I. Oh, you had a part of the damage of audience? Yeah. I guess, yeah I guess’ll keep it here. Five, you’re taking… three damage.. Go about Adventure D. Tries to flask, Bonzo, motherfucker. He hits. Yeah Three. And you’re on fire, so 3 of the start of each of your turns until you screen damage. Yeah, but that’ll renew when your turn tracks back. All right. Go, okay. Look at that. Mrs. Mrs. Thises. That’s what my body is. He’s a roster. Okay. I’m moving right up next to Bonzo. Uh, double scimitar on Fucking cobalt and bitter C. 13. Yeah, I think I’m a hand cross pill. 15+3 Yeah, 13 or frishes, too. You took swords bar. fuck is a flourish? What does that mean? I don’t even see it anywhere out here. So down in action was all at the very bottom, there’s defensive flourish, a mobile flourish. slashing flourish. Okay, can I do double scimitar plus slashing flourish? Is my action bonus action flourish? Um Yeah. Does my 13 hit? does.. What’s your flourish, huh? It’s… Oh, my God, this is so much fun. If a weapon attack hits, you can expend one use of a bargain aspiration to deal extra damage between the, uh, targeting. I just rule a one, and 10, a one on the first, scimitar. Damage? Yeah. Okay. A 2 on the second. blast of them. Now, can I flourish? I need to figure out how all those commercials work a lot. They’re more intuitive than others. How about you just let me roll 3 more D6s? Yeah, it doesn’t tell you what you wrote. Because I think usually it’s you get an extra 5 d 6. That was a squash. Slashing forward.. apology. Oh, God. Oh, God. bad What? You know why you don’t bring up ChatGPT? What happened? There was just some… Some questions you… Yeah, it’s good, ChatGPT, and you help me off, Steve. But I think, like, the way it works, with the 2 weapons, with the 2 weapons, with like the maneuver is, like, it’d say, if you have 2 crosswords. You attack one, attack 2 with the slashing flourish with the 2 weapon fighting. And then it moves and it lets you basically, if you hit on the 2nd attack, you get to reposition and hit again. Oh, I guess I only rolled the one B 20. I guess. So, okay, the 1st one was, sure, one damage on inventor C. Nat 20. All right, okay. What are you hitting with? This is the 2nd Silatar. Okay, yeah, yeah. For two, again. And now I do what? I get to what?. So now you can move. Oh, well, that actually kills them. Okay. And then I’m gonna move behind bodies. Is that cool? Yeah, yeah. right. So yeah, you get like the extra. almost like a tiny little misty stuff that you get. Okay, okay. with the, at least like with the mobile and slash air.. Did you delete the one that I saw? All right, well, back to Coveball to A, who is right up in Maui, he attacks. He misses.. Oh, yeah. Govald B is going for now. He hits. One damage. Actually, yeah. To… Yeah, embrace things, you know? Kevin’s looking in an AI relationship. Yeah. That’s one day, Johnny, too, bath, and it’s your turn. That if you turn? Yeah. Go fucking crazy, these guys. Uh, hmm. Did you take the damage? Me? Yeah. I’m at 37, 54 now. What suggest that? Hmm? Just that? Yeah. 17 damage to me. I know, I know. Well, there was one, there was just one damage where… That fresh one damage. Oh, so it was 36 and you can take one more damage? Yeah. Boohoo. F’s not worried about that. All right. So, um, I have to do a what role to make sure I’m not on fire anymore. The dexterity HR. And you have disadvantage on those because, I don’t know, you’re no longer exhausted for the rock. Yeah. We did our own. So I’m still on fire? What is your dexterity and modifier? My dexterity is 12. Or what’s the plus? Plus one. You sell five, D8. So you take 8 damage. Go ahead, take 8 damage right now, huh? And that was your action. Eight damage. That, wait, that counts as my action? Yeah, they’re trying to like pat yourself alcohol for fire. Jesus fuck, that’s ridiculous. The dexterity 10. No, that’s already would pass it. Yeah. Yeah, that’s some boo-boo. All right, bonus action, 2nd wind. That definitely goes. What? That’s it. All right, let me figure it out. I’ve gained 12 health, but I should have picked a far less complex character truth. All I do is inspire… And that’s that’s my whole that’s my whole turn. dude. FAF didn’t get to kill anybody because he’s on fire still. And Miser A just goes over my younger attack and misses… And then they do does the same, not 20 hits, you’ve… That’d be a good war. eight. What? You hate you, sir. It better be not 20 to hit you for… impact. Okay, thanks. Yeah, yeah. sick. Cobalt C. Um, is also attacking. He misses. Cool. Go ball D hits. For one damage. All right. Cobalt E, hits. for one damage. started. Mog Hammer bites cobalt day. 11. Is there any modifier on that? Attack is byte +4. So a lot, 16? Yeah. It’s a hit. Yeah, hits, and then one D8 plus two. 10 damage. Takes them. Bockhammer gets kill? My hammer is on the bill. Oh, yeah. Let’s fucking go. Faster over here, eating damage like he does. All right, Bonzo, your turn. I don’t think they’ll kill me on this round. Probably the next one. Unless I get off being on fire. Can someone put me out? You get mug. You’re not out yet? No, I’m still. You have to use your action, right? to get out? Yeah. You know, is there another way to get off, not on fire? They can’t throw some water on it. Yeah, I think if somebody did an action like that, it would work. Okay. Far better. I’m going to go for how much Enter D? HP? I’m doing my primal savagery. I got a healing word. Okay, cool. Uh, so that’s an eight. eight. That does not hit. It’s not it. All right, bonus action. Um… I’m going to use… Um, my period belows. I’ll use another point to do 2 attacks. First one is a… 14? That edits. That edits. Does 2 damage. Next one is… A 13. It’s. So… So 9 damage total. That kills invisor D, but you also take 4 damage because you’re on fire, so shit. But I have 33 damage. or three. Sorry. about that? All right, the pencil movement is working. Can I, can I handle a… Tobot F’s turn. Do it. Because Flaying on FAF misses. Nice. Adventure C is dead. its body assistern. who is behind, I think so, Robin. Does Bodius have any like sweet spells that can help like fucking area attack? Uh, I do, so I’m gonna move bodies out of the way. with He’s gonna Eldridge blast. Alright. Kobold H and whatever fucker’s right behind him. Which is… I mean, there’s a lot of interesting stuff in this room. Oh, you’re saying someone should open that chest? So, uh, rolled in 9 plus four. That hits. Oh, wait, sorry. I rolled a D 12 first, right? Yeah. Can I keep my D10 out there? Was it a nine? Yeah, sure. Uh, 10 plus uh, 17 hits. And then that kills Okay. And then he’s gonna Misty step over to Moggy. All right. What did they get? Very good. And then I’m gonna cast what? What? No, no, it’s a go bowl of G’s turn now. Cobalt G is is somewhere. But it could want ages off the board. Football G is attacking five. Misses. Good lot ages off the board, football. I also text Bath that hits. for 5 damage. Ooh, for serious? For serious. Jesus. Football J does the same, in those words. Adventure D is dead. okay. does the same, and this is… The one L is very easy to ride and roll to 15, which I mean, hits. For six. Six, you say. And now it’s a lost turn. Stinking cloud. Uh, the stinking claws dropped. Holy shit. I’m casting it perfectly. All right. Right? Yeah. Where you want it. I want it right here. I’ve already done the measurements. All of my boys are out of the way. It’s a 20 foot radius of stinking cloud, encompassing all of the cobalts. 20 foot. Okay. I see, okay. Yeah. ingredients, it can cloud. Yeah, I feel like someone has to eat some of these brownies that I don’t know. I can’t. No, no, no. that is not touching it at all. It’s a 24 radius. And every single one of them is in it. I did the measurements. measure twice cup points. Gotcha. All right. They’re all in a, what does it do? No, cobalt L’s in there too. Wait, that’s not. Got to go a little left and then BS. This is a 10 foot rating. It’s 20, 24 radius. Right. Sorry, this is a 10 foot diameter right here. I mean, sorry. The 20 foot radius, 20 feet from the center of a circle. is a 40 foot diameter, yeah. Right. Okay. So, but that’s just gonna be real. Yeah, but he put the pin down low. I see. Yeah. He found the perfect spot. Yeah. There was right there. So now, right there. You can’t you can’t steal this from him. All right. This goes, this goes… There’s a 20 foot radius sphere of yellow, nausea and gas center on a point within range. The cloud is heavily obscured. The cloud lingers in the air for the duration or until a strong wind or dust of wind disperses it. Each creature that starts its turn in the sphere must succeed on a constitution saving throw or have the poison condition until the end of the current turn. Creature can’t take an action or a bonus action. And they have to have a Constitution saving throw at least 12. So they can’t attack anymore? Yeah, they’re nice, they get the cost. That’s incredible. is incredible. didn’t use this battle. I’ve been over. Because we’ve been in the wrong room the whole time and I only have 2 stuff. It’s so perfect. Because you’ve been ripping an ass. I was like, it’s the Constitution. It’s the perfect spell for him. And that’s its turn. All of them just… He fails. It’s faster. Oh, hell yeah. All right. damaged? No. Well, now they will because, I mean, they’re losing, right? FAF, it’s a major diva. They can’t attack me now, right? Like forever? Basically, unless their next turn for all of them, all they do is rule T20 and have to… Okay, so I don’t have to… All right. FAF starts chuckling. and takes a debt collector tied to the sky and she’s kind of like slow chop, but accelerates as he’s coming down onto the, uh, the cobalt B, I believe his name is. Uh, 17. Then that’s… No, 12, kill. Goodwell B, gone.one. Second attack. You might have to creep into the, yeah, so… I don’t think I have to go. He’s going to linger around the outskirts. Wait, it’s only creatures that start with inmosphere. So you can I can go into it. Yeah. Yeah, so I’m going to step into it. And I’m gonna swing an inventor, uh, B. All right. 16 plus seven. Two, 2 plus four, six. All right. With a topple. Yeah. And I’m going to step back out of the, uh… Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I want to step to like, yeah. You still take any damage, though. Because I’m still on fire. Jesus, I forgot about that. Okay. Boys, I am at 17 hit points now. It’s still… They can’t really do anything, though, so… It fails. Inventor B definitely fails. Did Moggy lick you, please? Oh, C. Yeah, that Moggy… We could try it. put it on the fire with his tongue. turn. Defails. E, 6 C’s, C and E, 6 C. I need to write these down. Yeah, you can write with someone. What is it? Uh, CNE is a C. that everyone else failed so far. Bonzo, your turn. We just give them all gamer? Uh, bought my minor there. Can Moghammer come lick me, not on fire? Yes. That’s that’s Bog Hammer’s term. You should have done this. For a long time ago. Mockhammer’s coming on around the bend. That goes, Bonzo. So I’m no longer on fire now. The ones are in the fight. I’m on fire too. I need to put on my fire. You have to roll a DC 10, Dexterity, Dexterity, saving room. What’s that? That’s a 10th. Oh, nice. All right, so you’re out of fire. You’re on fire. Okay, that’s my action. I guess I can’t run in there with a bonus action and get out, right? Probably not. That’s my turn, though. You just want to move closer? I just move closer. Go on that. Fails. The wrong that I’m seeing is dad. Go on, G fails. Age is dead. Well, I. succeeds. I succeeds. Okay, yeah. Sceeds. D is dead. Okay. succeeds. Go on, L fails. And it’s your turn. up. Neutering them. You’re gonna pull out giant slayer and Big Jim. Okay. Uh, chop down Cobalt L first. All right. 2 11, 58, I percent? Yes. It says… Let’s see, seven. Yes, 7 on the drive, slayer. crossbow roll. What does that hit? That’s what did you roll naturally? Six. Are you at +one plus your dexterity modifier? Which is zero. Or some modifier. It can’t be fucking right. It’s 6+one. You can’t be getting +one when everybody else+7 that’s not I can’t be right. For that weapon. That’s crazy. It’s a +one. It’s called the dagger. please. look at this because I. nexteri Something genre wrong with your stats. Well, I’m gonna have to do a full audit of what’s going on here. It makes sense. Why is this plus? Yeah, plus one better, so it’s all attacked. Why is the dagger plug? Something is wrong with that that should be higher. Do you want call it +5 for now? No, I don’t want to call it plus five. And then they should go plus 0. Let me figure. That’s pretty though. I miss your dice, Sarah, is… I only appied… bonuses for doesn’t matter. I… Yeah, well right. Yeah. History, medicine is +8, sleight of hand in history. Thank God you bought that book. Edison? Oh damn, you’re like. You should have like 2 +3s though. It doesn’t make sense to why the scimitar is +3, but the giants layer are handed crossbow, which is like a really fucking good one. one. that has natural +one and the dagger is only gonna have any natural +one. I’ll have to look at this. Anyways, it misses. All right, well, now I’m rolling for Jim Hudson on Cobalt L. It’s six. Here it’s an eight. Jesus Christ, you’re old. Next. Bath is your turn. You’re free of the flame. Oh, good God. Um… All right, I… Run into the area and, uh, attempt to topple. B, cobalt B, Adventure B, rather. your weapons really? I use my hands. lobster claw. Should I get one? 18. That’s plus four, it’s 12 damage. Dead? Which one is this? His inventor. Which one? Uh, B? All right, cool. Bonus action. I’m just going ahead and attacking the other adventors as well. One, two, three, four, five, six. This, uh, Christ. All right. It’s inventor A’s turn. He did not break free from… Where is he just died? I’m back out of the goo, too. Right, just so you know. C did break free, where’s C? Whatever, wherever C is, he attacks bias, and he hits. For 5 damage. body is. The not break free. He still is not. He did. And he attacks, um, BAF, and he heads. The 3 damage. Uh-uh. Oh, I never started. Um, Maga Hammer, uh, Comes on in and bites inventor A. Uh, which is… D6 plus 2 or something? No, it’s it’s by +4 is a hit. So I got to roll a 20 +4 to hit. So that’s five. So it doesn’t hit. Yeah, that one’s never hit. You could have a 400 modified. Yeah, well, it didn’t hit. So my camera’s just going back on up, back, back on up, out of there. Master not late. Going in. running into stink. Straight into the stink. and all that smell. Oh, that smell. I’m going for cobalt L. Sure. 13 plus. Okay. I’m gonna use my prime savageries, so to D 8s, 2D10, sorry. It’s a nine. Okay. That one’s out. Use my bonus action to attack Cobol eye. Yeah. So. That is a 6 plus. 6 or 12. Yeah. Let’s see. Eight plus three. 8. Uh, so 5 damage. Kill. kill. Dude, fuck yeah. And then, um, I can also part of my bonus section is a disengage so I can link the fart stink. It’s like the safety. You would hop onto these red barrels. So, yeah, I hopped on this. You popped on the red barrels. This is safe, that sounds. Yeah, that’s like the same spot. It’s not called Wald F’s, or, you know, that. Let’s see. where does this side. Body sister. You want me to get it? All right. Bodhi’s tea is going to, uh, He’s gonna fucking rip an Eldridge blast. Just really got a stinky hot one. 13. ahead. Um, and and that is one D 10 plus four. Ooh, so 5 damage. Brutal. But that damage is going into cobalt K. right there. And then and then Body is just gonna fucking… It’s a bonus action. And his boat action is… Yeah. Could walk his dad. Okay. Well, that’s his turn then. Well, G, they’re great free. He does now. Go all J. Free, free. He knows now. Or did they break for it? One of them was… A tuck whom? It’s a mess anyways. Okay. Um, it’s east roster, I think. That’s good. Right. If you got heels, I am in the low teens of health now. Blue teens? Uh, I’m at 14. Oh, good, Yale. All right, I’m gonna… Or don’t worry about it. I mean, it’ll probably not. I’m gonna Jim Henson, go ball, J. All right. I’m gonna approach Kobal J and then Jim Henson and order them. Fuck, it’s an eight. Three, 5 plus three, is eight. Does it hit? Uh, use my my bonus action plus defensive flourish on Kobalt J. Yeah. You just need a hit, baby. It hit so bad, but I know it’s… Let’s go, 2 plus. All right. That’s just tragic. These roles are tragic. Why do you, when you save people’s lives with the, uh, what’s the start, distinct? Stink bubble was the best with. The steak level was… All right. That’s your turn. Good Lord. All right. Just gonna start killing people. Hmm? Can’t believe you got it below up the 2nd barrels. Not yet. Standing home. Also, I feel like the, uh, far bubble is disputed. Okay. No more fart bubble. Stink? Is that a thing? that it’s dissipated? Weren’t all these guys supposed to take damage all the time? time limit. Yeah, weren’t they all supposed to be getting poison damage? No, the poison was just paralysis. Which he stopped like 38 attacks from happening. Yeah. That’s pretty good. Yeah. All right. FAF is going to take swimming at inventor A. 15. 12. 12. Hell. Not bad. Not dead? All right, I’m swinging again. Fuck. Fuck. All right. It’s a very start. Um, and he comes back with A scorpion on a stick. He holds out a stick in fast direction as a scorpion on it. Okay. It does come out. It’s working out, so misses, where it being flies by your year. Great. Come on, C. wanting revenge for that. jumps up onto Kobalt E’s shoulders. X. Who? Who? You. Oh for how much? One.. Well, I mean, that’s… throws a rocket bias T. And misses. Scobald E. goes for fat. And this. And this is long ever. Moghammer jumps out and bites inventor A. Fuck. All right. Master Notley. All right. Damn. So, seeing, I just magic, somehow, miraculously landed on these red barrels that look kind of intriguing. I look down and I go, huh. And I use my druid craft too. I can make a flame with my drew craft, snap my fingers, and I light just the edge of this barrel, and then I dash out of there. You need to roll a DC saving for O. Dexterity? Yeah. It’s a one. Oh, fuck. Maybe now’s the time. I’m gonna use my aeroic inspiration. And now we got a 14 plus six. Uh, yeah, +6, 630. So 20. Does that All right. You may get it here. Cobalds, G, D. The, it blows up and you’re, it blows up and you are sprinting away as it’s blowing up. These cats are all dead. You get food, you can’t get food again. But you don’t make it fully. You take 11 damage. Oh fuck. Jesus. It’s worth it. from the blast radius. But you can’t get 5 of them, maybe. Okay. Do you have all that? is Yeah, he’s that. I’m sure he’s going 2 left. Jay and Ventura. Bodias. Otters, blasts, and vineray. Obviously. 10 plus, uh, whatever. What he got? Blooch, fucking go. Uh, I think that’s a reroll. What is it? It’s in the slot. Leading five. Seven plus four. Okay. Now, it’s a ball J. Bonus action. Wait, wait, wait. Bonus action, uh, body is, uh, misty steps over to here. Okay. Go ball J, launches an attack on fat, the sling, ignoses. Wow. It’s East or Hotstar. Oh, just Indian. Broadcast, Sacred Flame, Cobalt J. Okay, what’s the DC say on it? 12. next. Yeah. Now, they take 2 D 8 damage. if you don’t get this. one. Please be another one. In the suits. That’s a kill. This area, like, watches down. And they’re all done now. Wow. Holy shit. You all did it. Damn. That’s the lowest, fast health ever gone. Should we long rest in this corner? Yeah. definitely. I mean, how many… And then we explore, would we pick back up? Well, we’d probably just level that up too, throw me on. We’ve killed more enemies in this, in this, in this, I can see all the math. range and we have in a long time. What do y’all want to do? Y’all want to live or whatever? Let’s, uh, should we loot? It was Lou and come back. Yeah. Yeah. Should be ended on a longer episode. let’s just end it right here at the conclusion of the battle yard in a dungeon. So, you know. Maybe y’all should discuss while the rest day. I mean, definitely need a long rest. Maybe long rest. Yeah. I think we just do it now and then pick. Yeah. Just do a lot of pickup full Steve. Yeah I’m long resting. Okay. But wait, should we loot and then long rest? Both of some of the stuff disappears. Let’s lose right when we get back and then won’t rest. for the next session. I forget. All right. What do y’all need on the map?