Session 14 Transcript (Deepgram) - 2026-08-04
Deepgram nova-3 transcript (diarized, campaign keyterms). Duration ~194 min. Speaker numbers are diarization guesses, not fixed players. Canon lives in the session summary and atomic notes; this is the primary raw record. Deepgram request 019fd2f3-d444-7a91-9912-35d4bec9285d.
Speaker 0 · [0:00:00]
Alright. So
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we did not have Bodius with us in flesh but in spirit last time.
Speaker 0 · [0:00:09]
But recall
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that y’all were on the steam boat
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following the river ocean star with Jacques and Summer moving in.
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Jacques and Summer,
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the the the river worked, and a decision needed to be made, and y’all decided that y’all would go to Wormheart Mine in pursuit of the Red Dragon secret.
Speaker 0 · [0:00:32]
Meanwhile, Jacques and Summer would go left toward the Aldani Basin
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near where the Shadowfang Keep resided in preparation for a raid on the Shadowfang Keep.
Speaker 0 · [0:00:45]
Y’all traveled
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well, anyways, Besiba had yielded
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a strange inheritance. Bonzo found a giant claw made by the old old Aldani engineers, 1 of 5 such claws and claimed it was a weapon. Jacques warned that returning to an Aldani village while the was warned that while bearing it, which were originally decided by their Bonzo was in fact its true owners.
Speaker 0 · [0:01:10]
The cloak were brutally effective against everything Bonzo pinched it with.
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The overland approach to the Warm Heart Mine took about a day and then an all night push.
Speaker 0 · [0:01:18]
The stream they followed dwindled to nothing. The jungle soil turned dry and sunny, and the party gained a level of exhaustion marching through the darkness.
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But
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Isilrod Sword and Sikhs recognized old mining country. He recalled a stronghold whose name sounded like Rock Hammer
Speaker 0 · [0:01:37]
from a story his grandfather used to tell. Supplied long ago that the Rock Hammer Stronghold
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And Forge was supplied
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long ago by iron from Warmheart Mine.
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Nearing the mountain base,
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the the party found a sulphurous cloud gouge
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entrance flanked by 2 ruined buildings.
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Bonzo scouted the buildings in crow form, identifying 2 sleeping coal boats who, before the party approached, awoke and fled back into the mine.
Speaker 0 · [0:02:08]
The party approached the old buildings.
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1 was a tool shed where they looted lanterns, grease, pickaxe,
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wheels, and brake parts
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from which they repaired a rusted mine cart sitting out front of the mine hole.
Speaker 0 · [0:02:22]
In the other building, they discovered the office’s
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ledgers had rotted beyond use as if no 1 had been tallying anything in the mound for quite
Speaker 0 · [0:02:31]
some time.
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Bonzo also found a
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few purple worms, which were deposited into a jug. If I recall.
Speaker 0 · [0:02:41]
Mhmm.
Speaker 1 · [0:02:42]
We did we did juggle worms.
Speaker 2 · [0:02:44]
Yeah. Purple worms are jug. Are y’all keeping track of all the jugs? I think we put it in our inventory. The the there’s jugs in party inventory.
Speaker 0 · [0:02:53]
Are there purple worms in the party inventory, Doug?
Speaker 2 · [0:02:57]
Okay. Wait. Wait. Wait. So I’m just for everything else. We got 1 jug left in party inventory on Moghammer.
Speaker 2 · [0:03:03]
Mhmm. And then
Speaker 2 · [0:03:05]
my inventory, personal inventory,
Speaker 2 · [0:03:07]
I’ve got a jug of honey.
Speaker 2 · [0:03:11]
I got some nair milk mead, which is in a jug.
Speaker 2 · [0:03:16]
And I got 3 purple worms of jug.
Speaker 0 · [0:03:18]
Okay. You have the purple worms? Yeah. Purple 1 more jug? Worms are in the jug?
Speaker 2 · [0:03:25]
We only have 1. Are they magical purple worms?
Speaker 3 · [0:03:29]
I don’t know. Nobody
Speaker 2 · [0:03:31]
nobody looked at them. I have identified items now. Scoop those worms Which is very useful. I mean, I’ll transfer you to I’ll put the purple worm Well, we’ll we’ll we’ll figure it out later. I’ll just transfer it to party game director. The purple worms were tagged and tagged and forgot.
Speaker 2 · [0:03:46]
K.
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The purple worms are on Moghammer’s back. Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [0:03:50]
Good. Good.
Speaker 0 · [0:03:53]
With the repaired cart, the party pushed forward
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inside
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of the mines.
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They opened into a vast cylindrical chasm descending hundreds of feet around a central stone column. Rails spiraled downward through multiple levels.
Speaker 0 · [0:04:09]
The repaired card carried the party to a loom cobalt century
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and remained along before
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Bodius erased it with an eldritch glass.
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Another cobalt skid deeper into the mine.
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The party did double back
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up the railway,
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realizing that they had missed a lot of different chambers
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going into,
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triggering a salient claw trap outside a kobold nest,
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which did some damage. 7 kobolds defended roughly 30 large kobold eggs. Bonzo’s Claws, Bodius’s Blast, Faf’s debt collector, Moghammer’s fight, and Isilrod’s apron came into the fight quickly.
Speaker 0 · [0:04:48]
The party took 30 cobalt eggs and assorted weapons, leaving the rest of the nest behind.
Speaker 0 · [0:04:53]
They proceeded further
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back
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into the dungeon
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and found a chamber that was and far worse.
Speaker 0 · [0:05:01]
The urban skeletons lay piled among a chartered workshop and forge. Isilrod’s detect
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good and evil spell revealed 6 spatter specters hiding through the ruin.
Speaker 0 · [0:05:11]
Their life draining strikes temporarily cut into Isilrod Gurglestrom and Bonzo’s maximum health while the party’s tactics became gloriously self defeated.
Speaker 0 · [0:05:20]
Bodius cast mirror image as a decoy for all the specters to attack,
Speaker 0 · [0:05:24]
But then Faf charged into the same room and marked the specters, and they would attack him instead.
Speaker 0 · [0:05:30]
Ultimately,
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all the 6 specters were destroyed.
Speaker 0 · [0:05:33]
It was interesting. Among the murderous skeletons, the party recovered
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or
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Used to Rod recovered a giant Slayer Hand Crossbow.
Speaker 0 · [0:05:43]
Someone recovered a suit of a mithril 0.5 plate,
Speaker 0 · [0:05:47]
but it’s unclear who has that.
Speaker 0 · [0:05:51]
And then Faf gathered,
Speaker 3 · [0:05:54]
do you have I got it. Do
Speaker 2 · [0:05:56]
you need it? Because you’re
Speaker 2 · [0:05:58]
I Are you a no armor dude? Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [0:06:01]
I think
Speaker 0 · [0:06:03]
Isilrod should have pull up the 0.5 blade stats and figure out. Is it medium armor?
Speaker 2 · [0:06:09]
I don’t I think I don’t need armor at this point because I have a
Speaker 2 · [0:06:12]
I have a special armor. I have a mage armor.
Speaker 0 · [0:06:17]
I mean, it’s probably gathered an orange potion, which he drank immediately and discovered that it granted 1 hour of fire resistance,
Speaker 0 · [0:06:25]
the effect of which expired during the party’s uninterrupted
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8 hour long rest.
Speaker 0 · [0:06:33]
That was that was a blunder. Rested no longer exhausted. The group went deeper.
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Faf and Moghammer took the stairs while the others rode the cart.
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Fire a fire trap cut off the stairs behind Faf and Moghammer as
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they descended into a lower fortified chamber full of 12 kobolds and
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4 kobold adventures
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waiting with slings, alchemists, fire, treasure chests, and explosive red barrels.
Speaker 0 · [0:07:00]
The adventures set Faf and Bonzo on fire, forcing the party to spend multiple actions extinguishing themselves while small attacks accumulated.
Speaker 0 · [0:07:08]
Isilrod then dropped a perfectly measured stinking cloud over most of the fart
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bubble denied wave after wave of cobalt actions and turned to the battle.
Speaker 0 · [0:07:19]
Bonzo landed near the explosive barrels,
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lit them with drew a craft, rolled a natural 1 trying to escape its venerable inspiration, and barely cleared enough that the glass was forgotten.
Speaker 0 · [0:07:30]
The explosion killed several cobalt and dealt on to 11 damage.
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The party then finished off the survivor.
Speaker 0 · [0:07:37]
Therein, the session ended in this little chamber of main cobalt 0.25
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immediately after
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the battle
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or immediately after the party declared victory.
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The chess boxes and defeated
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cobalt remain unlooted.
Speaker 0 · [0:07:54]
The party discussed resting again, but neither the looting
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nor another rest happened before
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the session ended.
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We begin again
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in the Walmart mine
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with the Red Dragon still somewhere deep
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in its balance.
Speaker 0 · [0:08:11]
Wow.
Speaker 3 · [0:08:14]
You
Speaker 1 · [0:08:15]
just look at the map? I’m displaying map.
Speaker 3 · [0:08:19]
Did you already see it? No.
Speaker 3 · [0:08:21]
I’m just seeing now.
Speaker 2 · [0:08:24]
So But
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so
Speaker 2 · [0:08:28]
I’m I’m gonna need to hit that long rest now, y’all. Alright.
Speaker 3 · [0:08:32]
Yeah. Got for sure. I got 13
Speaker 0 · [0:08:35]
health.
Speaker 2 · [0:08:40]
Getting set on fire was fucking brutal. Alright. We do a long rest
Speaker 2 · [0:08:45]
right here. I was Or we could do a short rest. Would concur with the long rest. Long rest. Alright. Yeah. Yeah. 1
Speaker 2 · [0:08:54]
long rest. Yes, sir. Does anybody
Speaker 0 · [0:08:58]
take watch?
Speaker 2 · [0:08:59]
Or
Speaker 2 · [0:09:00]
No. We’ll just YOLO it. YOLO them. YOLO them.
Speaker 3 · [0:09:03]
Sounds like you’re suggesting that we do. No. No. No. Mhmm.
Speaker 0 · [0:09:08]
Alright. You all pull out your bed rolls and
Speaker 3 · [0:09:13]
After a long You slowly unwind them and Yeah. You contemplate your long rest. Dirty smoldering
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bodies right now. Yeah. Eyes all
Speaker 0 · [0:09:25]
settle down. Moghammer yawns greatly. Clarky curls up in the neck.
Speaker 0 · [0:09:33]
As sleep begins to overcome y’all,
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the sounds
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quiet or quiet in the mind. Really quiet.
Speaker 0 · [0:09:42]
Perhaps
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as sleep covers you,
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nothing stirs
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except
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for the imaginations
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of your mind, those of which are called dreams.
Speaker 0 · [0:09:59]
Some nightmare.
Speaker 0 · [0:10:01]
Bodius
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dreams of a happy time
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with his
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family.
Speaker 0 · [0:10:11]
What did they look like
Speaker 2 · [0:10:13]
in this dream? They were so young.
Speaker 2 · [0:10:16]
That was that must have been 10 years ago
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back before the fire.
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My dad
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used to put me in his lap even though I was way too old for that.
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And
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and he would tell me about the stars.
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My mom, she would
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she would boil hot dogs on Sunday.
Speaker 2 · [0:10:40]
That was her thing, was hot dogs.
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And we would always watch
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the ball game.
Speaker 0 · [0:10:52]
It was beautiful. The ball game. Yeah. It’s a it was a happy time. And the song is as if you could
Speaker 0 · [0:10:58]
could touch them. You see them so they’ll be the ball game, the hot dogs
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in this dream. As you reach for another hot dog and daddy,
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daddy,
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a great scream, a rumbling train of scream
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comes over,
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and you wake up.
Speaker 0 · [0:11:19]
And everyone else is still asleep.
Speaker 2 · [0:11:21]
I look around
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for kinda, like, role perception maybe or looking for something.
Speaker 3 · [0:11:33]
5 plus
Speaker 0 · [0:11:36]
is fast asleep. You’d see another critter, nor a mouse crawling.
Speaker 2 · [0:11:40]
Near y’all, you hear nothing. Can I identify how long I’ve been asleep?
Speaker 2 · [0:11:46]
Am I am I fully rested?
Speaker 0 · [0:11:48]
No.
Speaker 0 · [0:11:49]
0.5 rested. Yeah. You’re about 0.5 rested.
Speaker 2 · [0:11:52]
0.5 rested.
Speaker 2 · [0:11:55]
I’m gonna I’m gonna tap this and be like,
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hey, dude.
Speaker 2 · [0:11:59]
Something seems off.
Speaker 2 · [0:12:02]
Whispering a little here.
Speaker 2 · [0:12:05]
Hey, Isilrod.
Speaker 2 · [0:12:07]
Something seems kinda off.
Speaker 2 · [0:12:09]
What What what do you think? Are you can you tell can you is there anything?
Speaker 2 · [0:12:14]
Or should we should I just go back to bed? I think Faf’s gonna get I had a nightmare.
Speaker 3 · [0:12:18]
Is it what?
Speaker 3 · [0:12:20]
Faf’s been, like, farting lots. Oh, you know? That’s not a bad habit.
Speaker 2 · [0:12:23]
Maybe I should just
Speaker 4 · [0:12:25]
But I think maybe
Speaker 4 · [0:12:28]
maybe someone says it keeps watch.
Speaker 2 · [0:12:32]
Yeah. What’s your what’s your HP at?
Speaker 2 · [0:12:35]
Was it 24?
Speaker 0 · [0:12:43]
What does the short rest do?
Speaker 2 · [0:12:47]
Maximum HP charges.
Speaker 2 · [0:12:51]
I’m just looking at Oh, it’s a dice result thing?
Speaker 0 · [0:12:55]
I don’t know. We didn’t modify it.
Speaker 2 · [0:12:58]
What do we got? Because I I mean, probably, if we’re gonna do a
Speaker 2 · [0:13:03]
thing, maybe just 1 of us. Well, I already bought the rest of my I already set up the rest. Yeah. Rebooted it back. Yeah. But then he got woke up.
Speaker 3 · [0:13:12]
Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [0:13:16]
0.5 of the remaining HP or something? Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 3 · [0:13:21]
Alright. So I’m at
Speaker 3 · [0:13:25]
I don’t there’s a specific way to do this, but I’m at 20
Speaker 3 · [0:13:29]
I’m at 30. Well, I was at thirties. I’m at 29. I was at 32
Speaker 0 · [0:13:33]
before my mom passed. Oh, yeah. You know, I forgot about this rule. There’s supposed to be only 1 long rest for 24 hour.
Speaker 0 · [0:13:41]
Really?
Speaker 2 · [0:13:42]
You already maxed out? Did we long rest? No. Was rested up through. What how many health do you have? I already am.
Speaker 0 · [0:13:49]
Okay. I’m at 29. A lot long because the long rest is the only way to get rid of the Spectre
Speaker 3 · [0:13:55]
Oh, yeah. You’re right. And the exhaustion.
Speaker 0 · [0:13:58]
Tell you what, bud. But I’m gonna let go on this 1. From now on, though, we will be enforcing the Yeah. The rest rules. The long rest? They become important in dungeons. I can’t even sleep for real after that nightmare. You can’t just do every 5 longer. I’ll just Every room. I’ll just stay out. You go back to bed.
Speaker 2 · [0:14:15]
Very sweet little
Speaker 2 · [0:14:17]
sweet little.
Speaker 1 · [0:14:20]
You is.
Speaker 1 · [0:14:22]
He’s a lot. He’s back to bed. Descends back to sleep and takes
Speaker 0 · [0:14:27]
watch.
Speaker 0 · [0:14:28]
I know. If only he could see in the mind of Bonzo at that time, but he too Mhmm. Is restless with
Speaker 0 · [0:14:35]
a type of
Speaker 0 · [0:14:37]
dream,
Speaker 0 · [0:14:39]
terror, both, neither. Bonzo
Speaker 0 · [0:14:43]
sees
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the world of Calypso. That’s if he’s back on that cabin on the
Speaker 0 · [0:14:48]
milkmaiden’s voyage journey into Tortle again.
Speaker 0 · [0:14:51]
To which she tells him, trust the numbers.
Speaker 0 · [0:14:54]
Trust the numbers.
Speaker 0 · [0:14:56]
Trust the numbers. So as she’s saying it, her voice goes brighter. And the image of her fades away. It fades away. It fades away. It fades away. And
Speaker 2 · [0:16:28]
What’s the difference between being attuned and war bonded?
Speaker 0 · [0:16:32]
War bonded is a, like, a spell that allows you to
Speaker 2 · [0:16:36]
magically pull it into your hand, summon it to your hand or whatever Gotcha. No matter where it is. And debt collector still Attunement is Debt collector’s still not warm on it. Right. Attunement is
Speaker 0 · [0:16:49]
you could you could there are some things that are, like, jewelry that has to be attuned where it’s basically, like, it is
Speaker 0 · [0:16:57]
sort of an a real
Speaker 0 · [0:16:59]
living thing that
Speaker 2 · [0:17:01]
only can attune to 1 person. Wait. Debt collector is working on it. Yeah. It has to. When did you put it in the fire? That was just fully on fire.
Speaker 0 · [0:17:11]
Well, it might be maybe it needs a little more ritual than that or something. I thought it was more bonded. I thought it was more bonded, like, a couple episodes ago, and you were like, no. It’s not more bonded. No. He was gonna war bond it, but then Then you would have gone through the
Speaker 2 · [0:17:23]
the flu neutral transition.
Speaker 2 · [0:17:25]
You just said don’t throw it through the yeah. But then we moved on from then. I thought you You basically prevent him from doing it. I thought that you then said that. And then I was like, yeah. But, I mean, you know Should we make a fire right now and just just create a fire and just war bond this motherfucker real quick?
Speaker 3 · [0:17:40]
I think it takes an hour or so. To war bond it?
Speaker 3 · [0:17:43]
Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [0:17:44]
You have to soak it in fire for an hour? It’s always day keeping the warbonding. No. No. No. That’s warbonding is a spell. Look at warbonding.
Speaker 2 · [0:17:52]
Mine says
Speaker 2 · [0:17:53]
plus 5
Speaker 2 · [0:17:54]
notches plus fire retrieve
Speaker 0 · [0:17:57]
equals warbonding. That’s the Right. Yeah. Yeah. But, no, like, what is warbonding takes an hour to warbond the weapon to
Speaker 0 · [0:18:05]
it’s not like you could just, like, look at lessons war bonded war bonded war bonded. Look. He’s judging me saying war bonded.
Speaker 0 · [0:18:13]
But you don’t have take you. It takes, like, an hour of meditating with the weapon to That’s what it says for attunement.
Speaker 0 · [0:18:21]
Your shit’s attunement. All of y’all’s day 1 shit’s attunement.
Speaker 0 · [0:18:25]
I just wanted to say on a character sheet that it’s attunement.
Speaker 3 · [0:18:28]
You can say it on here. No type it back. It won’t let me.
Speaker 4 · [0:18:33]
Wait. So is it click or tap? That’s it. I’m distracted. You
Speaker 0 · [0:18:36]
have no background.
Speaker 0 · [0:18:39]
Oh, wait. I’m seeing it now.
Speaker 2 · [0:18:45]
But he just needs the 5 notches, and he needs to light the thing on fire. And then he’s dead. Yeah. I thought it was already done, so you can do it. I don’t I don’t care.
Speaker 0 · [0:18:55]
Alright. It’s we’re bonded because I was on fire for, like, the whole battle. Okay. When did you put this in? Because I didn’t have this before. What?
Speaker 0 · [0:19:04]
All of this background.
Speaker 3 · [0:19:06]
War about it.
Speaker 3 · [0:19:08]
What background? Like
Speaker 0 · [0:19:10]
Yeah. Your backstory.
Speaker 3 · [0:19:13]
I think I put
Speaker 3 · [0:19:14]
it in the beginning.
Speaker 0 · [0:19:24]
Right. You don’t notice anything
Speaker 0 · [0:19:26]
throughout the night,
Speaker 0 · [0:19:29]
but you are smelling
Speaker 2 · [0:19:32]
the sulfur.
Speaker 2 · [0:19:33]
Mhmm.
Speaker 0 · [0:19:35]
That’s been fast. You all wake up.
Speaker 0 · [0:19:37]
You you do all take wake up. You have your your full long rest benefits,
Speaker 3 · [0:19:43]
but you’d all take lot damage.
Speaker 3 · [0:19:45]
Like what? Sulfur excursion.
Speaker 0 · [0:19:49]
It’s
Speaker 0 · [0:19:50]
5 damage. 5 damage every 10 hours.
Speaker 3 · [0:19:53]
What?
Speaker 3 · [0:19:55]
So we
Speaker 2 · [0:19:57]
some long rest. Time to have a short rest.
Speaker 1 · [0:20:03]
And wake up. Oh, I’ve got bit I’m damage. Alright. Well,
Speaker 2 · [0:20:07]
whatever. Alright. Let’s get
Speaker 2 · [0:20:09]
cracking,
Speaker 2 · [0:20:10]
boys. Have we have we searched these
Speaker 2 · [0:20:12]
Yeah. We looted these naughty little We haven’t looted anything, I don’t think. We ended right at the end of that battle. Yeah. These naughty little cobolts. No looting has happened. Faf loot’s a cobalt offender. I’m looking for a little cobalt situation. I loot an offender too. Okay.
Speaker 2 · [0:20:27]
Oh, okay. I’m gonna walk with that vendor. There’s, like, 30 dead bodies on here.
Speaker 3 · [0:20:32]
30? Mhmm. I
Speaker 2 · [0:20:35]
wanna open some of these I’m checking this in Chest. Yeah. Yeah. Bodius
Speaker 2 · [0:20:39]
is in the chest. I’m
Speaker 1 · [0:20:40]
following Bodius to the chest over here.
Speaker 2 · [0:20:43]
What’s inside these in vendors? Okay. Bodius,
Speaker 0 · [0:20:47]
you find
Speaker 0 · [0:20:48]
in 1 outlet fire
Speaker 0 · [0:20:51]
and
Speaker 0 · [0:20:52]
in
Speaker 0 · [0:20:53]
another,
Speaker 0 · [0:20:55]
a
Speaker 0 · [0:20:56]
grappling gun.
Speaker 0 · [0:21:02]
Grappling gun? Yeah. Grappling hook gun. They’re too Yeah. That’s fucking dumb. That’s the worst.
Speaker 0 · [0:21:12]
What is mister? Can tell, like, that is It it it looks to be of an Aldani make.
Speaker 0 · [0:21:21]
Oh, hell yeah. Shit. Note that it only has 1 card you can also tell that it has 1 cartridge in it,
Speaker 0 · [0:21:27]
and you do not know
Speaker 0 · [0:21:30]
how to make that cartridge. Oh, you have to build it. Now it’s a simple use.
Speaker 2 · [0:21:34]
Gotcha.
Speaker 0 · [0:21:38]
You saw rod, you were searching another 1. Mhmm. Inventor?
Speaker 3 · [0:21:43]
Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [0:21:46]
In the Inventor Usearch,
Speaker 0 · [0:21:48]
you get
Speaker 0 · [0:21:51]
gold.
Speaker 0 · [0:21:54]
And
Speaker 0 · [0:21:56]
you also get
Speaker 0 · [0:22:00]
a
Speaker 0 · [0:22:03]
health coach. It’s your regular health coach.
Speaker 3 · [0:22:10]
Faf, you were searching the inventor?
Speaker 3 · [0:22:12]
Yes.
Speaker 0 · [0:22:14]
Did you find
Speaker 3 · [0:22:16]
a
Speaker 0 · [0:22:23]
on him?
Speaker 0 · [0:22:26]
Nothing.
Speaker 0 · [0:22:28]
Sorry.
Speaker 0 · [0:22:30]
I tried nothing on that. Alright. What else? Except
Speaker 0 · [0:22:36]
5 good gold
Speaker 0 · [0:22:38]
plated fishing hooks.
Speaker 2 · [0:22:43]
5 gold plated fishing hooks? Yes.
Speaker 0 · [0:22:45]
And they only go for 2 GP each. So the gold plating is not that intense.
Speaker 3 · [0:22:51]
I mean, I wouldn’t I wouldn’t sell them t Moghooks.
Speaker 0 · [0:22:54]
T Moghooks.
Speaker 2 · [0:22:56]
I have
Speaker 2 · [0:22:59]
I’ve got a
Speaker 2 · [0:23:01]
metric ass load
Speaker 2 · [0:23:02]
of
Speaker 2 · [0:23:07]
whatch amacallit?
Speaker 0 · [0:23:10]
Misty
Speaker 2 · [0:23:11]
steps. So tell you what, boys.
Speaker 2 · [0:23:14]
Who wants this grappling gun? Who needs it? I’m
Speaker 1 · [0:23:19]
pretty dexterous.
Speaker 3 · [0:23:20]
I feel like I can Dextrous.
Speaker 2 · [0:23:22]
I feel like Isilrod needs it to be able to get up above everybody. Mister Rod, you need a you need a little grappling hook? That seems like your vibe. You’re kind of a
Speaker 2 · [0:23:30]
shooter.
Speaker 2 · [0:23:31]
If he gets above everyone, send you to everybody. Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [0:23:35]
Yeah. I’ll take it. Senders need the high ground. Mhmm. That’s true. Alright. I’ll send that to you, brother.
Speaker 2 · [0:23:44]
Can Bonzo check this? Here. It’s in it’s in the party equipment with Moghammer. Just pull it out.
Speaker 2 · [0:23:50]
You’d able be to pull that out. I already customized it. Do y’all have the jug of lightning?
Speaker 2 · [0:23:56]
But I already typed it up. It’s in Moghammer right now.
Speaker 1 · [0:23:59]
Do you have some? You already typed grab the jug of lightning. Did did y’all pull it out of Moghammer?
Speaker 3 · [0:24:04]
Did somebody Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I’ve got it. Oh, okay.
Speaker 0 · [0:24:09]
Alright.
Speaker 0 · [0:24:10]
In that chest,
Speaker 3 · [0:24:14]
you
Speaker 3 · [0:24:15]
find it locked.
Speaker 1 · [0:24:19]
Do you have a
Speaker 1 · [0:24:21]
lockpick.
Speaker 2 · [0:24:25]
I’ve
Speaker 0 · [0:24:27]
got some gold plated fish hooks. I I thought that you bought some thieves tools when you got the Oh, yeah.
Speaker 0 · [0:24:33]
Yeah. We did get some thieves tools From the meadery guy. Oh, I have the handy.
Speaker 3 · [0:24:39]
And
Speaker 4 · [0:24:40]
you you are good with these tools, man. But
Speaker 4 · [0:24:44]
And I’m good because of my Bardic inspiration.
Speaker 3 · [0:24:46]
Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. You should cast that.
Speaker 3 · [0:24:51]
With
Speaker 3 · [0:24:52]
Bardic inspiration tool.
Speaker 1 · [0:24:54]
Can you cast that
Speaker 1 · [0:24:55]
after
Speaker 1 · [0:24:56]
you fail roll,
Speaker 1 · [0:24:58]
or does it have to be cast before?
Speaker 2 · [0:25:00]
Before. Bardic inspiration? Yeah. It’s not pre fail. I mean, it’s not post fail. I thought it I thought you fail and then you trigger the bardic inspiration.
Speaker 2 · [0:25:10]
Oh, wait. No. I I have to give it I thought you’re talking about heroics and inspiration. Bardic Inspiration. Like stack. Self.
Speaker 2 · [0:25:16]
Gives it will use cast Bardic Inspiration, and it acts like a heroic inspiration on that person. Gotcha. So he has to cast it, but once you have it on you Mhmm. You use it like a heroic inspiration.
Speaker 2 · [0:25:27]
You use it whenever you want. Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [0:25:32]
The chest is locked.
Speaker 2 · [0:25:34]
Okay. Cast it on yourself and then try to pick it. Mhmm.
Speaker 3 · [0:25:41]
Noise. What do we need to oh, right now. Yeah. You gotta say that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I’m
Speaker 3 · [0:25:46]
gonna do that. Okay. In that order. Yay. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. It.
Speaker 2 · [0:26:05]
Of hands? It’s plus 6. 0, yep. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Yeah. You should probably be good.
Speaker 0 · [0:26:11]
Should have every chest that D 20? Across. Is that what I wrote? Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [0:26:19]
What is it? Plus 6. 2 plus 6. 8. It’s 8? And then you get the Bardic inspiration.
Speaker 3 · [0:26:24]
Yeah. You guys are so you can roll in.
Speaker 0 · [0:26:27]
No. No. No. No. Not the d 20. You add on with your Bardic inspiration.
Speaker 0 · [0:26:33]
You add on something.
Speaker 3 · [0:26:40]
You can add a 1 knee if you want to.
Speaker 0 · [0:26:44]
So you were at 2 plus 6 plus 8
Speaker 3 · [0:26:48]
Speaker 3 · [0:26:49]
Speaker 0 · [0:26:50]
You slide,
Speaker 0 · [0:26:51]
slither the lock picks in. If you fail, lock pick can track. It destroys the lock pick. But if you succeed,
Speaker 0 · [0:26:58]
it keeps it. And you’re slithering and it catches.
Speaker 0 · [0:27:01]
You can feel the the pig bending, and
Speaker 0 · [0:27:05]
it’s starting to grow really brittle.
Speaker 0 · [0:27:07]
And it’s at a snapping point when it lasts. A latch drops,
Speaker 0 · [0:27:12]
slides smoothly
Speaker 0 · [0:27:13]
in, and the chest top opens. Nice. Nice.
Speaker 2 · [0:27:17]
Wait. This was for you?
Speaker 2 · [0:27:18]
No. It’s for you? Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [0:27:27]
Do you look at I I rummage. You rummage?
Speaker 0 · [0:27:30]
There’s not there’s nothing to throw out because there’s just 1 giant
Speaker 0 · [0:27:34]
dragon trap that’s inside of it,
Speaker 0 · [0:27:37]
which it resembles a bear trap,
Speaker 0 · [0:27:41]
but a little bit bigger. Bigger.
Speaker 2 · [0:27:44]
Dragon trap? A dragon trap. That’s useful? That’s 1 handy. I hear there’s a dragon down here. That makes this the only way It makes me think there’s some fireproof
Speaker 2 · [0:27:51]
push to go on with it.
Speaker 4 · [0:27:54]
I’m just kidding. I’m I’m put this in on a Moghammer
Speaker 4 · [0:27:58]
territory.
Speaker 2 · [0:28:01]
We’ve been out to this main area yet, boys?
Speaker 1 · [0:28:04]
Mm-mm.
Speaker 1 · [0:28:05]
Wait. We came from there.
Speaker 2 · [0:28:08]
Or did we come from this red ring?
Speaker 2 · [0:28:11]
Little that little red ring. That’s why that’s where Faf would over to the left. I kinda I’m peering We’re on the 2nd. We’re winding down. I’m acting a little sneaky. I’m crouching, and I’m peering. I’m peering around this corner here. We can just walk out there. Kinda peering out there.
Speaker 3 · [0:28:26]
Yeah. As you’re peering out, you can see the
Speaker 3 · [0:28:30]
the
Speaker 0 · [0:28:31]
and the cart is right. I’m paying it.
Speaker 0 · [0:28:35]
Where’s the thing?
Speaker 0 · [0:28:38]
Y’all have a rail cart right
Speaker 0 · [0:28:40]
there.
Speaker 2 · [0:28:43]
Oh, mhmm. I saw that. Did those things 2nd. Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [0:28:48]
Weird. Trying to you’re trying to pop 1 of these down? Yeah. That’s what I’m Yes. Oh, woah. So that’s where y’all’s real part is.
Speaker 3 · [0:28:55]
And but, Bodius, you can see that the
Speaker 0 · [0:28:59]
real ties keep moving in a clockwise fashion fashion, descending
Speaker 0 · [0:29:04]
deeper and deeper and deeper,
Speaker 0 · [0:29:07]
And then to your right behind you
Speaker 0 · [0:29:09]
over
Speaker 0 · [0:29:10]
this way, it’s going up.
Speaker 0 · [0:29:12]
And
Speaker 0 · [0:29:14]
you can see out and that there’s an open chasm. You see nothing. There’s not a stirring.
Speaker 2 · [0:29:19]
I feel the need to call out that these tracks here on this level
Speaker 2 · [0:29:24]
look to just be a circle.
Speaker 1 · [0:29:28]
What?
Speaker 2 · [0:29:30]
It’s going down. It’s a
Speaker 3 · [0:29:32]
that is
Speaker 0 · [0:29:33]
You see how the 1 51 20 Yeah. In the bottom right where the cobalt’s are. Yeah. And so that’s plus 50 from the very bottom of the chamber.
Speaker 0 · [0:29:42]
So right now, you are a 150
Speaker 0 · [0:29:45]
feet from the bottom of the chamber. It’s dropping 20 feet basically every 0.25
Speaker 2 · [0:29:49]
of the clockwise circle. I’m looking over at this rope. What’s that rope doing there?
Speaker 0 · [0:29:54]
Right. You can see the rope is attached to the center column,
Speaker 0 · [0:29:58]
and then it’s attached to
Speaker 0 · [0:30:00]
A rock. A rock.
Speaker 2 · [0:30:03]
Why would they do that like that? I don’t know.
Speaker 2 · [0:30:07]
I don’t know.
Speaker 2 · [0:30:09]
I’m doing it somewhere.
Speaker 2 · [0:30:11]
It looks to me like it could be a mechanism for a slow fall to the bottom.
Speaker 1 · [0:30:16]
Uh-oh. Everything got exposed. Wonder if Not everything? I can see everything. Yeah. Yeah. Alright.
Speaker 2 · [0:30:23]
Oh,
Speaker 2 · [0:30:23]
everything’s black now. Do you erase everything?
Speaker 1 · [0:30:26]
I can still see everything.
Speaker 0 · [0:30:28]
What?
Speaker 2 · [0:30:29]
They’re fucking with you. No. I can’t. I can’t. What do you mean? I don’t wanna see fresh shit. I can’t see shit.
Speaker 3 · [0:30:36]
Everything’s gone now. Yeah. It’s about me too. Well, I covered it all to prevent
Speaker 0 · [0:30:40]
this.
Speaker 0 · [0:30:42]
Whatever.
Speaker 3 · [0:30:44]
Couldn’t see it. You’re slowly erasing stuff. I I I know. And then this happened last time. Unmoved. Unmoved Clarky and I. I saw it. I saw it.
Speaker 0 · [0:30:55]
Unfortunately, I’ve got a little bit of a fix for for that. So
Speaker 0 · [0:31:00]
I’m just now revealing
Speaker 0 · [0:31:02]
what you already seen. Okay.
Speaker 3 · [0:31:09]
Spectres?
Speaker 0 · [0:31:12]
Golden bitches.
Speaker 0 · [0:31:14]
Yeah. Yep. Yep. That’s
Speaker 2 · [0:31:16]
where they were. Nice. We killed them. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright.
Speaker 2 · [0:31:23]
You’ve seen the room? Yeah. You’ll basically have all of those. Yeah. Read. We killed we killed all of these people
Speaker 3 · [0:31:29]
and these people. Yeah. They killed, like, 30 people. And and those people too.
Speaker 3 · [0:31:34]
Faf Alright. Let’s start. Ate a metric buck ton of damage.
Speaker 2 · [0:31:39]
I’m I’m I’m checking out this rope. I’m gonna climb up on this rope, boys. I’m gonna get up in the center pillar
Speaker 2 · [0:31:45]
and just look around.
Speaker 3 · [0:31:47]
Alright. That rope is Julie, come in. The center pillar can energy. The center pillar keeps going up all the way to the top, hundreds of feet. Is the rope all the way up there?
Speaker 0 · [0:31:58]
The the rope is way, way high. It’s not all the way up there, but it’s, like, 30 feet above me. You can’t really get to it. Can I see where the rope ends
Speaker 2 · [0:32:05]
on the terminus?
Speaker 2 · [0:32:08]
Like, it goes up from where I’m at, but does it can I see where it goes down?
Speaker 2 · [0:32:12]
Where
Speaker 3 · [0:32:13]
does it go down? See where it goes down.
Speaker 2 · [0:32:15]
It’s an l shape there. Is that correct? Eagle.
Speaker 3 · [0:32:19]
Right. We gotta check these. Like, can I see,
Speaker 2 · [0:32:23]
like, this section of it?
Speaker 2 · [0:32:25]
Oh, yeah. You can see all of it. Yeah. So is that way up in the air, way above us,
Speaker 0 · [0:32:31]
or is it section is way like, it’s, you know, like, 30 or 50 30 feet above you. Above me? Alright. Fuck. I don’t care about the road.
Speaker 2 · [0:32:38]
Eldridge blasted, dude. Yeah. I didn’t say, like The rope? Maybe I’ll shoot that. Yeah. Eldridge blasted this portion. Right now? Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [0:32:47]
I wonder if we could pull that.
Speaker 2 · [0:32:50]
Can I see that rock? I can’t even see that rock. You can’t well, you can kinda see the rock. I wonder if we It was the white Hey, boys. Let’s all pull on it together like a like a like a rope pulling what’s that thing where you pull a rope? Tug of war?
Speaker 2 · [0:33:04]
Tug of tug of rope. Let’s tug this thing off.
Speaker 2 · [0:33:07]
Let’s tug it. Let’s tug it off. Everybody grab grab me. Alright. I gotta hold on to it. I grab you.
Speaker 2 · [0:33:14]
I got the rope, and I’m like, guys, pull me. Away at the waist.
Speaker 3 · [0:33:18]
So I start pulling on it. We’re pulling that rock off the try to pull that rock off the ledge. It comes off the ledge. It lands on the rail tracks.
Speaker 0 · [0:33:26]
Oh.
Speaker 3 · [0:33:27]
Smashing. Right there in front of us?
Speaker 0 · [0:33:29]
Well,
Speaker 0 · [0:33:31]
it it lands on the rail tracks
Speaker 0 · [0:33:33]
and begins rolling down on its big boat. It’s rolling down the railroad tracks and
Speaker 0 · [0:33:38]
flies off into the chasm, but it smashes the rail where it ties.
Speaker 3 · [0:33:44]
Well well,
Speaker 2 · [0:33:46]
a night. It was around the shot to the top of this water slide.
Speaker 3 · [0:33:51]
This thing.
Speaker 0 · [0:33:52]
If you wanna walk over there, you absolutely can walk that way. Is it a water slide? I’m gonna start walking. It looks Yeah. Let’s go look over there. So we have to walk now. We can’t take our cart anymore.
Speaker 3 · [0:34:03]
Pretty much. Yeah. Fuck it.
Speaker 4 · [0:34:05]
Let me bring an extra set of wheels. We kinda needed to walk anyway because we have a toad,
Speaker 0 · [0:34:09]
battle toad. Alright. Y’all all just walked haphazardly
Speaker 0 · [0:34:13]
through there.
Speaker 0 · [0:34:15]
Stop.
Speaker 0 · [0:34:16]
Freeze.
Speaker 0 · [0:34:18]
Right here.
Speaker 0 · [0:34:23]
So I will move back to that point. I haven’t gotten there yet. Well, these 3 did, so you need to stay far back now. We’re we’re in turn.
Speaker 0 · [0:34:32]
You back.
Speaker 0 · [0:34:35]
These these
Speaker 0 · [0:34:36]
2 at least are right here.
Speaker 0 · [0:34:38]
Both of y’all roll a d 20
Speaker 0 · [0:34:41]
for athletic.
Speaker 0 · [0:34:45]
Actually, d twenties.
Speaker 2 · [0:34:48]
Oh, man. I’m missing I’m missing my
Speaker 3 · [0:34:51]
What’s it? Was it red 1? It’s a cool swirly d 20.
Speaker 3 · [0:34:56]
What the hell?
Speaker 3 · [0:34:57]
Speaker 0 · [0:34:59]
Speaker 2 · [0:35:04]
Got a 9. 9. Okay.
Speaker 0 · [0:35:07]
Isilrod jumps out of the way avoiding
Speaker 0 · [0:35:10]
the
Speaker 0 · [0:35:11]
cobalt grenade
Speaker 0 · [0:35:13]
that y’all stepped right upon. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 0 · [0:35:16]
He avoids it.
Speaker 0 · [0:35:18]
Bodius, you do not, and you take 3 damage from your shrapnel. And at that moment,
Speaker 0 · [0:35:24]
from the shadows from which y’all walked right by
Speaker 0 · [0:35:36]
from
Speaker 0 · [0:35:37]
the shadows,
Speaker 0 · [0:35:44]
As the grenade goes off,
Speaker 0 · [0:35:46]
8 winged kobolds come flying
Speaker 0 · [0:35:49]
out. These kobolds
Speaker 0 · [0:35:51]
are
Speaker 0 · [0:35:52]
flying erratically on leathery wings. They’re a little redder than
Speaker 0 · [0:35:56]
their wingless
Speaker 0 · [0:35:59]
companions or whatever, and they
Speaker 0 · [0:36:02]
all surprise
Speaker 0 · [0:36:04]
you
Speaker 0 · [0:36:07]
attacking
Speaker 0 · [0:36:10]
wings flattering
Speaker 0 · [0:36:12]
and bluttering and blistering around you.
Speaker 0 · [0:36:14]
Dipshots.
Speaker 3 · [0:36:17]
Okay.
Speaker 0 · [0:36:17]
So they all attack.
Speaker 0 · [0:36:34]
Alright.
Speaker 0 · [0:36:35]
The way we’re gonna do this is
Speaker 0 · [0:36:39]
set back up
Speaker 3 · [0:37:09]
Okay.
Speaker 0 · [0:37:12]
Anyways, I’m gonna roll. Do you would y’all refer me to roll for each of the 8 4 attacking 1 of y’all and 4 attacking the other? Do you wanna do y’all do a roll?
Speaker 3 · [0:37:23]
What?
Speaker 0 · [0:37:24]
You got 4 wing kobolds attacking you and 4 wing, but pro ball’s attacking you. Do you want me to roll individually for each kobold?
Speaker 0 · [0:37:31]
Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 0 · [0:37:32]
Hold on now. Faf and Moghammer, let me get down there and help. Well, that’s where you are now, so you’re gonna have to use your movement speed to get up once your turn.
Speaker 0 · [0:37:42]
K.
Speaker 3 · [0:37:43]
It’s really shit worth.
Speaker 2 · [0:37:46]
Great. You did not get on notice. Alright. Great
Speaker 0 · [0:37:49]
roles for all of them, honestly.
Speaker 0 · [0:37:56]
They I’m pretty positive they’re all gonna hit 15,
Speaker 0 · [0:37:59]
19, 18, 16.
Speaker 2 · [0:38:01]
I have an armor class of 16.
Speaker 3 · [0:38:03]
Okay. So you get hit by the 16, 18, 19.
Speaker 3 · [0:38:08]
Alright. Damn.
Speaker 3 · [0:38:10]
You get hit by the all all all of them, I assume.
Speaker 2 · [0:38:15]
Yeah. But You
Speaker 3 · [0:38:17]
do? Oh, you have to do the mith plate.
Speaker 2 · [0:38:21]
Did you put the plate on?
Speaker 0 · [0:38:23]
You didn’t put the plate on? I wasn’t giving it.
Speaker 3 · [0:38:27]
I haven’t.
Speaker 3 · [0:38:30]
Can you give it to me? No.
Speaker 3 · [0:38:32]
I’m gonna miss this points. Alright, Bodius. You take
Speaker 0 · [0:38:36]
8 damage.
Speaker 0 · [0:38:44]
You take 10 damage. 10? Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [0:38:48]
Alright. Now it is
Speaker 0 · [0:38:50]
Moghammer’s
Speaker 0 · [0:38:51]
turn.
Speaker 2 · [0:38:52]
Moghammer’s
Speaker 2 · [0:38:53]
turn?
Speaker 2 · [0:38:54]
Well, Faf’s just gonna go ahead and hop up on Moghammer.
Speaker 3 · [0:38:58]
Alright.
Speaker 2 · [0:38:59]
And
Speaker 0 · [0:39:00]
Moghammer’s travel speed Well, hold on. It’s not Faf’s turner, so
Speaker 3 · [0:39:04]
you can’t take that action to hop up on Moghammer. I’ve kinda been trying to get on it for a minute now. Maybe Yeah. Moghammer
Speaker 1 · [0:39:11]
this trigger, they already you guys were running off on Who’s turning it? Maybe Moghammer hops under Faf. Moghammer hops under Faf. He’s kinda bucks in my bum to it. Alright. That’s Moghammer’s action, but he still has movement speed.
Speaker 2 · [0:39:23]
And he’s got 40 movement speed.
Speaker 0 · [0:39:27]
Right?
Speaker 0 · [0:39:29]
Speaker 2 · [0:39:31]
And then each 1 of these squares is 5.
Speaker 2 · [0:39:34]
We have to measure out measures. We’ve got a ruler. Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [0:39:39]
So to where Bonzo is is about 30 feet.
Speaker 2 · [0:39:44]
Yep. And that’d gone too far. No. I measured 6 squares.
Speaker 0 · [0:39:47]
No. But I measured with the ruler.
Speaker 2 · [0:39:52]
It’s right.
Speaker 2 · [0:39:53]
Is that is that better? Yeah. That’s right.
Speaker 3 · [0:39:56]
Alright.
Speaker 0 · [0:40:00]
We will now go to Bonzo’s
Speaker 0 · [0:40:02]
turn. I’m gonna skip through all the pool balls.
Speaker 3 · [0:40:06]
I’m just feather ball into this fucking thing.
Speaker 0 · [0:40:22]
Can
Speaker 3 · [0:40:31]
I,
Speaker 0 · [0:40:33]
like, attack these winged cobalt from the ground, or are they, like, out of reach? They’re kinda like well, they’re flying and flapping around. It’s sort of like a swarm of
Speaker 0 · [0:40:43]
birds attacking
Speaker 1 · [0:40:46]
Alright. Their compadres. I’m just gonna go in there,
Speaker 1 · [0:40:50]
get a running start,
Speaker 1 · [0:40:51]
do a little jump off this little
Speaker 1 · [0:40:54]
this little boulder right here. Yeah. And just like a tear. Flying scroll through there, land on one’s back,
Speaker 1 · [0:41:00]
and use my primal savagery to just
Speaker 1 · [0:41:04]
rive those nipples like this. Scratch his nipples. Good.
Speaker 4 · [0:41:15]
So that’s a
Speaker 4 · [0:41:17]
5 plus ace
Speaker 1 · [0:41:19]
plus 4, so 9.
Speaker 0 · [0:41:22]
It’s not. Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 1 · [0:41:24]
I did notice that with my level up, I get 2 actions per or 2 attacks per action now. So
Speaker 1 · [0:41:32]
I’m gonna do it again.
Speaker 1 · [0:41:35]
Same
Speaker 1 · [0:41:37]
deal.
Speaker 1 · [0:41:38]
18 plus
Speaker 1 · [0:41:40]
Speaker 4 · [0:41:41]
So
Speaker 4 · [0:41:43]
Speaker 2 · [0:42:00]
Wait. Plus
Speaker 0 · [0:42:01]
- No, dude. I got a swirly d 20. Are you sure it’s not this? This isn’t my d 20.
Speaker 2 · [0:42:07]
That might be mine, actually. Was that last last time? Part of it at
Speaker 2 · [0:42:13]
I had it on the ground, but you might have just lost it on the ground. No. Don’t worry about it. It’s probably, like, back in the.
Speaker 2 · [0:42:20]
Alright.
Speaker 2 · [0:42:21]
I just did a 13 damage.
Speaker 3 · [0:42:24]
Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [0:42:28]
13 damage.
Speaker 0 · [0:42:33]
You nipple chop the wing cobalt
Speaker 0 · [0:42:37]
e
Speaker 3 · [0:42:38]
to death.
Speaker 3 · [0:42:40]
Nice.
Speaker 3 · [0:42:41]
I take it with nipple chop.
Speaker 1 · [0:42:42]
To death. Right. Both nipples. It’s now Bodius’ turn. Oh, I get a bum section too. Oh, shit.
Speaker 1 · [0:42:49]
It’s still Bodius’ turn. Okay. I’m gonna do a
Speaker 1 · [0:42:54]
unarmed strike with my lobster claw as well.
Speaker 1 · [0:42:58]
Right.
Speaker 3 · [0:43:01]
That’s a
Speaker 3 · [0:43:03]
that’s a 16 plus 6, so 20.
Speaker 1 · [0:43:14]
And that does 6 damage to the 1 closest to me.
Speaker 0 · [0:43:19]
Alright. It drops.
Speaker 3 · [0:43:21]
Cobalt
Speaker 3 · [0:43:23]
c.
Speaker 0 · [0:43:30]
That’s not true. It has 1 health.
Speaker 0 · [0:43:33]
Wait. Good. Let’s see. Sorry.
Speaker 0 · [0:43:38]
You don’t know how much health it has. It’s breathing protein.
Speaker 0 · [0:43:42]
Think it has 1 outfit. For sure. Alright. Now Bodius.
Speaker 3 · [0:43:47]
I yell,
Speaker 3 · [0:43:49]
Bodius Tea.
Speaker 2 · [0:43:53]
And I I grab the nearest 1.
Speaker 2 · [0:43:56]
I, like, I, like, I faced I I, like, fist fuck him a little bit. Uh-huh. And I just I, like, blah.
Speaker 2 · [0:44:05]
It’s right in his mouth. I shove my Bodius.
Speaker 3 · [0:44:09]
I got pinky 1st straight into his mouth. Okay. Alright.
Speaker 3 · [0:44:13]
Just shove it in there. Okay. And just ignite.
Speaker 3 · [0:44:16]
Alright.
Speaker 0 · [0:44:18]
With an eldritch blast? Yeah. I’m
Speaker 2 · [0:44:21]
hoping for some, like, internal combustion.
Speaker 3 · [0:44:24]
Alright. We’ll only attack.
Speaker 3 · [0:44:26]
What do
Speaker 2 · [0:44:39]
Alright. 1 b 20. It’s
Speaker 2 · [0:44:48]
a wait. Is that a 10 or is that a
Speaker 0 · [0:44:50]
1?
Speaker 2 · [0:44:52]
It’s a 1
Speaker 3 · [0:44:53]
plus
Speaker 2 · [0:44:54]
4 0.
Speaker 2 · [0:44:57]
Speaker 2 · [0:44:58]
Yeah. It’s such an epic attack. I know. Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [0:45:05]
He might be in hell. What?
Speaker 2 · [0:45:07]
No. He’s not. Alright. He’s
Speaker 3 · [0:45:11]
fucked up pretty bad, but he’s still alive.
Speaker 2 · [0:45:13]
I I slither my hand out of his house. I
Speaker 2 · [0:45:19]
withdraw my
Speaker 2 · [0:45:20]
hand.
Speaker 2 · [0:45:21]
Alright.
Speaker 3 · [0:45:23]
I’m shaking
Speaker 3 · [0:45:24]
it off.
Speaker 2 · [0:45:30]
I’m
Speaker 3 · [0:45:31]
gonna
Speaker 2 · [0:45:32]
So you’re aggressively figurefinding this thing’s mouth.
Speaker 2 · [0:45:35]
I’m
Speaker 2 · [0:45:38]
gonna lay down on the ground
Speaker 2 · [0:45:40]
Alright. And and be like this.
Speaker 2 · [0:45:43]
I’m kinda humping the ground a little bit. I’m I’m posted
Speaker 2 · [0:45:48]
in of the
Speaker 2 · [0:45:51]
of
Speaker 0 · [0:45:53]
I’m
Speaker 0 · [0:45:59]
gonna
Speaker 2 · [0:46:00]
within striking range.
Speaker 2 · [0:46:02]
And, you know, I If you’re mounted on my hand, we all can move together. We’re moving together. Yeah. I just have to select them both. They’re not, like, paired. Oh my god. You can’t group them. I have I have plus 1 luck. I can reroll any die once per long rest. I know.
Speaker 2 · [0:46:17]
I haven’t I haven’t used that 1 once. I know. I haven’t even sleeping on your It’s hard to keep track of what it really impossible to do all this shit.
Speaker 0 · [0:46:25]
Imagine that for each of y’all.
Speaker 3 · [0:46:30]
Well, clearly, you’re not, bro. Yeah. You’re not even you’re not being healthier. Remind you about a orbital
Speaker 2 · [0:46:36]
vortex. I added the armor thing. So Faf has has
Speaker 2 · [0:46:40]
positioned his shield
Speaker 2 · [0:46:43]
behind
Speaker 2 · [0:46:44]
on his back. Mhmm. And
Speaker 2 · [0:46:47]
he’s sitting atop his toad, and he’s coming in with the axe just kinda like this, but, like, sauntering in on the toad.
Speaker 0 · [0:46:55]
Mhmm. And he’s starting to just kinda wow.
Speaker 2 · [0:46:59]
Toad
Speaker 2 · [0:46:59]
song. He’s not saying shit. Calories. He’s coming in just quiet. Calories. Just just doing to ride. Yeah. And
Speaker 2 · [0:47:08]
and he’s he’s he’s he’s locked eye contact on 1. Then he’s
Speaker 2 · [0:47:14]
and then he smokes 1 that he’s not looking at. No look. Chops it right in 0.5. Let’s roll for that.
Speaker 2 · [0:47:19]
Speaker 2 · [0:47:20]
That is
Speaker 2 · [0:47:22]
Alright. And then we’re gonna roll
Speaker 2 · [0:47:24]
a d 10.
Speaker 2 · [0:47:27]
That’s a that’s 10. That’s a 1.
Speaker 2 · [0:47:30]
0, fuck. The 0 is the 10. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [0:47:35]
It’s just 10. So 15
Speaker 2 · [0:47:37]
is 4.
Speaker 0 · [0:47:38]
Alright. 4 then. Sorry. 145
Speaker 2 · [0:47:41]
down. 145.
Speaker 2 · [0:47:43]
Yep. Yep. Yep. Alright. 15 Is4.
Speaker 0 · [0:47:46]
Ball of d takes a big blue there. Is it dead? No. Okay.
Speaker 2 · [0:47:51]
And and I’m just gonna follow that up.
Speaker 2 · [0:47:53]
That was the down chop.
Speaker 2 · [0:47:55]
Now he’s getting the up chop back at the same 1.
Speaker 2 · [0:47:58]
They’re all 14 plus
Speaker 2 · [0:48:01]
Speaker 0 · [0:48:02]
That hits.
Speaker 2 · [0:48:03]
Alright.
Speaker 2 · [0:48:09]
-
- 3 plus 4. 7.
Speaker 0 · [0:48:12]
Speaker 0 · [0:48:13]
That kills
Speaker 0 · [0:48:14]
picks.
Speaker 0 · [0:48:17]
Killed 1 of these head in 0.5.
Speaker 3 · [0:48:20]
These head.
Speaker 3 · [0:48:22]
And then his turn. Alright.
Speaker 2 · [0:48:26]
Sorry. I was about to get more than 1.
Speaker 3 · [0:48:32]
I take
Speaker 3 · [0:48:33]
both hands and reach down into my pants. Like, that scene in Zoo Maker when they’re trying to say
Speaker 3 · [0:48:40]
Pull out sacred flame.
Speaker 3 · [0:48:44]
I hit 1 of those fuckers with it. Nice. Which 1 do you care?
Speaker 3 · [0:48:50]
Cool g.
Speaker 3 · [0:48:51]
Okay.
Speaker 3 · [0:48:54]
Speaker 0 · [0:48:57]
Is that how sacred plane works?
Speaker 3 · [0:48:59]
What?
Speaker 2 · [0:49:00]
Just wanna make sure. That’s the dent that’s the hit dice. Do you have a a bonus act a bonus on the Oh, wait.
Speaker 0 · [0:49:08]
Okay. So it’s the Yeah. And I get 2 d has a the cobalt has the dexterity saving. Right. Right. Right. So what is the dex class? 12. 12. Okay. So here’s the cobalt.
Speaker 0 · [0:49:20]
It has no bonus. 4.
Speaker 3 · [0:49:22]
- So he fails, then it’s the 2 d 8.
Speaker 3 · [0:49:27]
7?
Speaker 3 · [0:49:30]
Speaker 0 · [0:49:31]
Under the power of the most sacred lands, Cobalt G erupts
Speaker 0 · [0:49:36]
Mhmm. With pure radiance and disintegrates into that. Nice.
Speaker 0 · [0:49:42]
How many are there total? 8? There were 8. No. You said a lot less. Y’all killed 3 of them and damaged. It sounds all good.
Speaker 3 · [0:49:49]
It’s a cantrip. Oh, that’s
Speaker 3 · [0:49:51]
2 d eights? Yeah. Yeah. That’s a good cantrip.
Speaker 0 · [0:49:55]
Alright.
Speaker 4 · [0:49:57]
So you guys are all too close for me to do stinking. It’s Moghammer’s
Speaker 2 · [0:50:00]
turn. Say stinking cloud, actually. That’s a good spell.
Speaker 3 · [0:50:04]
Moghammer?
Speaker 3 · [0:50:05]
You need to be prepared.
Speaker 1 · [0:50:08]
This is Mhmm. Tongue lash
Speaker 1 · [0:50:11]
at
Speaker 1 · [0:50:13]
cobble f.
Speaker 0 · [0:50:16]
Alright.
Speaker 0 · [0:50:21]
And what’s the DC for?
Speaker 2 · [0:50:25]
I always struggle to find the Moghammer stats.
Speaker 2 · [0:50:31]
Moghammer is in party inventory. There it is.
Speaker 3 · [0:50:42]
DC 13.
Speaker 3 · [0:50:44]
Throw.
Speaker 2 · [0:50:45]
Okay.
Speaker 0 · [0:50:48]
Fails.
Speaker 0 · [0:50:50]
Damn.
Speaker 2 · [0:50:52]
Wait. What? That Moghammer?
Speaker 0 · [0:50:54]
So that
Speaker 0 · [0:50:55]
cobalt
Speaker 0 · [0:50:56]
is cobalt f. Is that the 1 you said? Yeah. It’s
Speaker 0 · [0:51:00]
the tongue pulls in into
Speaker 0 · [0:51:03]
Faf and Moghammer. The Cobalt f. And Cobalt
Speaker 0 · [0:51:07]
f is now grappled.
Speaker 0 · [0:51:09]
Yep. And to remind you all grappled means that they cannot move. Their speed becomes 0.
Speaker 3 · [0:51:18]
That’s it.
Speaker 3 · [0:51:20]
And that’s it. They can’t attack? We’re Can I plug They can attack? They can I plug that into
Speaker 3 · [0:51:26]
your laptop?
Speaker 3 · [0:51:28]
Oh.
Speaker 3 · [0:51:30]
Because it’s an old charger.
Speaker 0 · [0:51:32]
You you just use this. It’ll make it No. I think he’s saying that it’s a this 1.
Speaker 0 · [0:51:38]
Speaker 3 · [0:51:39]
He wants to plug it into the lab. Sure. That’s the That’ll work. All your data. Yeah. I think it might infect you. Alright.
Speaker 0 · [0:51:47]
It is now Speaking
Speaker 1 · [0:51:49]
of that, can I also do the same here? Good boy. A
Speaker 3 · [0:51:54]
good boy. A, b And you’re gonna say deny.
Speaker 3 · [0:51:57]
C f
Speaker 0 · [0:52:00]
and h’s terms.
Speaker 0 · [0:52:25]
So I’m now done.
Speaker 0 · [0:52:27]
Okay.
Speaker 0 · [0:52:30]
4 of them hit.
Speaker 0 · [0:52:32]
Well, that’s maybe not true. They’re
Speaker 0 · [0:52:36]
attacking the same again.
Speaker 0 · [0:52:39]
2 of them miss.
Speaker 0 · [0:52:42]
4 of them hit.
Speaker 0 · [0:52:44]
They do hit it.
Speaker 0 · [0:52:47]
1 of them
Speaker 0 · [0:52:49]
hits a nat 20,
Speaker 0 · [0:52:51]
so their damage is gonna be doubled.
Speaker 4 · [0:52:55]
There’s
Speaker 0 · [0:52:58]
only 5 of them in right now. Right? Oh, yeah. You’re right. Sorry. Yeah. That was fucked up. I will take the next 1. Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [0:53:05]
3 of them nonetheless hit.
Speaker 3 · [0:53:10]
Alright.
Speaker 0 · [0:53:12]
You take Bodius,
Speaker 0 · [0:53:14]
4 damage.
Speaker 0 · [0:53:15]
Isilrod,
Speaker 0 · [0:53:16]
you take 5 damage.
Speaker 0 · [0:53:21]
2
Speaker 0 · [0:53:22]
moves out here
Speaker 0 · [0:53:25]
getting red.
Speaker 0 · [0:53:26]
Bonzo, your turn.
Speaker 1 · [0:53:28]
K.
Speaker 1 · [0:53:31]
So
Speaker 1 · [0:53:33]
5 of them. Is Cobalt c the 1 that I last attacked? Yeah. That’s right. I’m
Speaker 1 · [0:53:39]
gonna go
Speaker 3 · [0:53:40]
at Cobalt C with
Speaker 1 · [0:53:44]
my lobster claw. Put on my lobster claw
Speaker 1 · [0:53:47]
and just try to pluck his wings off with it
Speaker 1 · [0:53:52]
with my clippers.
Speaker 3 · [0:53:54]
And
Speaker 3 · [0:53:57]
does a 18
Speaker 3 · [0:54:00]
plus
Speaker 3 · [0:54:02]
- So, yeah, 20.
Speaker 1 · [0:54:07]
That is. That is. And it’s a 7?
Speaker 1 · [0:54:10]
That’s cobalt c? Yep.
Speaker 0 · [0:54:13]
Dead.
Speaker 1 · [0:54:14]
K.
Speaker 3 · [0:54:16]
I get another Jack. Ostrich claw.
Speaker 1 · [0:54:21]
Now I’m gonna come at
Speaker 1 · [0:54:23]
cobalt a
Speaker 1 · [0:54:26]
with my primal savagery and
Speaker 1 · [0:54:30]
try to tear his nipples off of my fingernails.
Speaker 3 · [0:54:33]
Alright.
Speaker 3 · [0:54:36]
That’s a 2 plus 4, so a 6. That misses. Okay.
Speaker 1 · [0:54:42]
Bonus action,
Speaker 0 · [0:54:44]
I’m gonna do I don’t think you get another bonus action. I do.
Speaker 0 · [0:54:48]
You only have 1 bonus action per turn.
Speaker 1 · [0:54:51]
Per turn. But that’ll I get 2 attacks per action.
Speaker 0 · [0:54:55]
Okay. So it’s not this is just a 2nd attack for the 1 action.
Speaker 1 · [0:54:59]
Those are my 1st 2 attacks.
Speaker 1 · [0:55:01]
Okay. That’s 1 action.
Speaker 1 · [0:55:03]
And now I get a bonus action.
Speaker 0 · [0:55:06]
Okay. Got it. Yeah. So, technically, I get 3 attacks now each turn. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Just to be clear, like, 1 action can have multiple attacks.
Speaker 0 · [0:55:16]
Right? 1 action can have, like, 5 attacks. If you, for some reason, have, like, this
Speaker 0 · [0:55:21]
your class lets you attack twice. Mhmm. And then it says, like, your weapon lets you attack again.
Speaker 0 · [0:55:26]
You can have that, but that’s still in 1 action. But you can only ever do 1 bonus action. Mhmm. So if you have, like, take a bonus action to give 5 HP, take a bonus action to attack another 5 Mhmm.
Speaker 0 · [0:55:40]
You still just have you you you can’t do both of those bonus action things.
Speaker 1 · [0:55:45]
Does that make sense? I yeah. I I think well, my bonus action is only an arm to strike, basically. So it’s like my lobster claw. Right? Right. Yeah. But, theoretically, if you got some other spell that said, as a bonus action,
Speaker 0 · [0:55:59]
jerk off and heal yourself for 15 points, you would have to choose between doing the
Speaker 0 · [0:56:04]
unarmed strike bonus action or the jerk off. Gotcha. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:56:08]
It’d be a hard decision. Hope I never have to make that decision.
Speaker 1 · [0:56:13]
Unarmed strike.
Speaker 3 · [0:56:17]
16 plus 6, so 20.
Speaker 3 · [0:56:20]
And
Speaker 3 · [0:56:24]
that does 4 damage.
Speaker 3 · [0:56:27]
On a?
Speaker 1 · [0:56:28]
Yep.
Speaker 0 · [0:56:31]
He gets wounded
Speaker 0 · [0:56:33]
deeply,
Speaker 0 · [0:56:35]
but survives body ST.
Speaker 2 · [0:56:40]
These I can tell that these 2
Speaker 2 · [0:56:43]
right next to me have been not
Speaker 2 · [0:56:46]
taking me seriously.
Speaker 2 · [0:56:49]
So I I,
Speaker 2 · [0:56:54]
like, I body roll
Speaker 2 · [0:56:55]
downhill.
Speaker 2 · [0:56:56]
Because you were laying down. Because I’m laying down until I until I hit
Speaker 2 · [0:57:01]
cobalt b,
Speaker 2 · [0:57:04]
which I I attacked cobalt h the 1st time. That’s what I’m thinking in my head. Okay.
Speaker 2 · [0:57:09]
And so I didn’t attack cobalt h the 1st time. But Oh, I didn’t? Okay. Whatever. Right? What kind of bird is that? I rolled downhill.
Speaker 2 · [0:57:17]
Where? The On top of the pillar.
Speaker 0 · [0:57:19]
On your porch. There’s a house manager.
Speaker 3 · [0:57:21]
Oh, come on.
Speaker 2 · [0:57:23]
That’s what I said. Yeah. Yeah. I roll downhill until I hit Cobalt H. Like, I’m a like a I’m a little kid rolling down a Grassy Knoll. Sure. Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [0:57:32]
And I I hit him, and then I look up,
Speaker 2 · [0:57:35]
and I I spear
Speaker 2 · [0:57:37]
gooch ch him straight up the
Speaker 2 · [0:57:39]
It’s a spear gooch elder’s floss. Is that an elder’s floss? It’s an elder’s floss. Just I checked out. It’s alright. What’s that? I
Speaker 2 · [0:57:48]
don’t know why it’s funny every time. It’s 11 plus 7. That hits.
Speaker 3 · [0:57:53]
Great.
Speaker 3 · [0:57:55]
Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [0:57:56]
Well, so Are you having any
Speaker 3 · [0:57:58]
damage
Speaker 3 · [0:57:59]
for the comet?
Speaker 2 · [0:58:03]
It’s a 5 plus
Speaker 2 · [0:58:05]
4 9 d image.
Speaker 0 · [0:58:07]
The gooch
Speaker 0 · [0:58:09]
erupts.
Speaker 0 · [0:58:10]
It’s sort of like it’s like a galaxy or a sun dying.
Speaker 0 · [0:58:14]
It both gets large
Speaker 0 · [0:58:15]
and expands and becomes a microscopic
Speaker 0 · [0:58:18]
point at the same time. Come on. It’s just dead.
Speaker 0 · [0:58:29]
Faf D’Gnorw.
Speaker 0 · [0:58:30]
There are 3 Cobalts that are running.
Speaker 2 · [0:58:33]
Alright.
Speaker 2 · [0:58:35]
This battle, for some reason, feels a little, like
Speaker 2 · [0:58:38]
like, dark and mysterious and quiet for Faf. He’s not he’s not too much into the theatrics at the moment.
Speaker 2 · [0:58:46]
I’m gonna wait for him to come back, though.
Speaker 3 · [0:58:52]
You gotta hurry or I’m gonna forget what I’m gonna do.
Speaker 3 · [0:58:56]
Everybody keeps saying, oh, this is gonna be so sick.
Speaker 1 · [0:59:02]
You see, you were Aldrich Goose to them? What? Yeah. Aldrichton? Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [0:59:07]
Aldrichton.
Speaker 3 · [0:59:08]
Goo
Speaker 3 · [0:59:10]
Goochrichton.
Speaker 2 · [0:59:11]
Cobalt
Speaker 2 · [0:59:12]
b is
Speaker 2 · [0:59:14]
slightly damaged already. I know.
Speaker 2 · [0:59:17]
I I don’t know about it. Yeah. You you already What about Damaged a? A is wounded. His f. Right. F got pulled towards you.
Speaker 2 · [0:59:25]
Mhmm. So he’s stuck there.
Speaker 2 · [0:59:27]
No. He’s in he’s in
Speaker 2 · [0:59:31]
he’s in
Speaker 0 · [0:59:34]
Alright. What are the what are the rules?
Speaker 2 · [0:59:37]
So Faf is
Speaker 2 · [0:59:39]
1st just going to take his axe
Speaker 2 · [0:59:43]
and put it behind
Speaker 2 · [0:59:45]
Kobold f’s neck while he is
Speaker 2 · [0:59:50]
while he is
Speaker 2 · [0:59:52]
restrained by grappled by the tongue.
Speaker 2 · [0:59:54]
And
Speaker 2 · [0:59:56]
and then Faf is gonna go,
Speaker 2 · [1:00:00]
which is how he reclaims his war bonded debt collector axe. He’s gonna drop it with his left hand and have it fly into his right hand while chucking off his head.
Speaker 0 · [1:00:09]
Alright. I dig it. Woah.
Speaker 2 · [1:00:11]
It’s like the forest. Yeah. It’s like the fucking forest. Woah. 14.
Speaker 0 · [1:00:16]
It’s
Speaker 2 · [1:00:19]
Damage?
Speaker 3 · [1:00:20]
Yep.
Speaker 2 · [1:00:24]
6 plus 410.
Speaker 0 · [1:00:27]
Collector soars through Sorry. 6. Yeah. 6 plus 4. The lack of cobalt f lobbying it cleanly off
Speaker 0 · [1:00:34]
another debt collector.
Speaker 2 · [1:00:39]
Thank you. Faf D’N
Speaker 3 · [1:00:44]
Mhmm. And
Speaker 2 · [1:00:46]
jump lunges off of Moghammer
Speaker 2 · [1:00:48]
flying at called Cobalt b with an overhead,
Speaker 2 · [1:00:53]
like, kinda like like, as if, like, he’s, like, Jordan, like, behind the neck dunking, but he’s really gonna actually he’s coming down. He’s coming he’s coming bat boy fast. Tomahawk. This is the full extent of your lead. 14.
Speaker 0 · [1:01:06]
But
Speaker 0 · [1:01:07]
the jump
Speaker 0 · [1:01:09]
off of the toad
Speaker 0 · [1:01:11]
fully sort of have y’all seen rain of fire with Matthew McConaughey?
Speaker 0 · [1:01:14]
Yeah. Where he’s jumping off the ledge to try and kill the dragon.
Speaker 0 · [1:01:19]
Mhmm.
Speaker 3 · [1:01:20]
What?
Speaker 3 · [1:01:21]
Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes. That’s true. That was in a dragon movie. It’s the best movie ever. Christian, really? Yeah. You have to watch fire. And he’s got a fucking battle axe.
Speaker 3 · [1:01:29]
Rain of fire. R e Fire. I g h n. Yep. Got you. We’ll pull up the the info Oh
Speaker 0 · [1:01:39]
my god.
Speaker 2 · [1:01:40]
Oh, fuck.
Speaker 0 · [1:01:42]
My man. The year’s movie? My man. Yeah. It’s, like, 2002,
Speaker 0 · [1:01:45]
February.
Speaker 0 · [1:01:48]
If you Google rain of fire Uh-huh. What auto populates is rain of fire McConaughey jump.
Speaker 3 · [1:01:54]
Well,
Speaker 0 · [1:01:58]
just an ideal. Watch
Speaker 3 · [1:02:05]
the build up. You watching without us?
Speaker 3 · [1:02:31]
Yeah. This is Faf.
Speaker 3 · [1:02:33]
That’s McConaughey?
Speaker 3 · [1:02:35]
Faf McConaughey.
Speaker 3 · [1:02:41]
What? In Christian jail? Alright.
Speaker 0 · [1:02:43]
Well, you guys could see this may not happen.
Speaker 0 · [1:02:46]
Oh god.
Speaker 0 · [1:02:49]
God, it does get wrecked and bad, but that’s not what’s actually happening. You
Speaker 0 · [1:02:53]
barely make the jump. That’s hilarious that he just gets wrecked like that. No. Wait. That’s that was kinda shocking.
Speaker 0 · [1:03:00]
Yeah. Him getting wrecked. Yeah. I’m not expecting that. Yeah. They barely make the jump. Hilarious. You make the jump. Mhmm.
Speaker 0 · [1:03:06]
Debt
Speaker 0 · [1:03:07]
collector makes contact.
Speaker 2 · [1:03:09]
Yeah. I mean, it’s a 14 plus 7 hit. It is a hit. Yeah. So what’s the damage?
Speaker 3 · [1:03:18]
But, yeah, dude. I was like, it’s, like, yeah. 2 No. It wasn’t. I thought was like it’s prime. 4. It’s like 2,002.
Speaker 3 · [1:03:25]
Maybe that is kind of his prime. It’s like fool’s gold. 6 6 damage. Don’t break out fool’s gold. Okay. Which 1 are you hitting? Yeah. B. B’s already 0.5 damaged or anything. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [1:03:37]
He’s he gets obliterated.
Speaker 2 · [1:03:39]
It’s fun, like, that dragon in that that film. But yeah. Faf does his usual Spider Man pose on the ground. Like, you know, when Spider Man how Spider Man lands. Think it’s
Speaker 3 · [1:03:51]
it’s a
Speaker 3 · [1:03:53]
more.
Speaker 0 · [1:03:58]
I
Speaker 4 · [1:04:01]
another question.
Speaker 4 · [1:04:02]
With my spells, what does the plus 1 modifier mean?
Speaker 2 · [1:04:06]
That’s your d 20.
Speaker 0 · [1:04:08]
And then the spell attack, what does that mean? So if it’s so there’s 2 types of spells.
Speaker 0 · [1:04:14]
There are spell attacks
Speaker 0 · [1:04:16]
Uh-huh. And then there are spells that always
Speaker 0 · [1:04:19]
hit
Speaker 0 · [1:04:20]
unless
Speaker 0 · [1:04:21]
the other person doesn’t react properly.
Speaker 0 · [1:04:24]
So a spell attack Like the saving rule?
Speaker 0 · [1:04:26]
This yeah. A spell attack is eldritch blast. Eldritch is a spell, but it functions the same way
Speaker 0 · [1:04:33]
as if you were shooting a crossbow
Speaker 0 · [1:04:35]
or a dagger. It it’s the armor class of the opponent that decides whether or not it hits. Right.
Speaker 0 · [1:04:44]
And so they he rolls a d 20
Speaker 0 · [1:04:46]
and does you know, adds the modifier.
Speaker 0 · [1:04:50]
If it’s that numbers, the hit die is number greater than the armor class, it hits for eldritch class. For
Speaker 0 · [1:04:58]
other spells like sacred flame, it’s you cast the spell,
Speaker 0 · [1:05:02]
and it’s up to the defendant to
Speaker 0 · [1:05:05]
do a saving roll to if it hits or not.
Speaker 0 · [1:05:08]
So you don’t have to roll at all for that.
Speaker 0 · [1:05:11]
But the spell itself sets what the other person has to defeat.
Speaker 0 · [1:05:15]
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So if you’re a saver plan, it says, like, deck, save, and 12.
Speaker 3 · [1:05:20]
Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 0 · [1:05:23]
And I don’t know what I don’t know all of the spells that are which 1 of those columns it falls into. So when you’re doing something for the 1st time, it’s helpful for me to know. So we have 1 cobalt left? Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [1:05:35]
Right.
Speaker 4 · [1:05:38]
I noticed
Speaker 4 · [1:05:40]
way early on that
Speaker 4 · [1:05:41]
this cobalt had teeny tiny wings. Looks like it can, like, barely sit off the ground.
Speaker 0 · [1:05:47]
Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [1:05:50]
It’s 0.5 winged kobold.
Speaker 4 · [1:05:51]
Yeah. Yeah. So I cast vicious mockery
Speaker 4 · [1:05:55]
and just
Speaker 4 · [1:05:57]
rail on him for having teeny tiny wings. Smallest wings. And then I direct
Speaker 4 · [1:06:03]
my mockery towards the cavern
Speaker 4 · [1:06:06]
so that if he does die,
Speaker 4 · [1:06:08]
I can say
Speaker 4 · [1:06:11]
what I will say.
Speaker 0 · [1:06:12]
Okay. So Alright.
Speaker 4 · [1:06:16]
So Wisdom saving throw for 12. Okay.
Speaker 3 · [1:06:22]
Oh. 3. That’s a fail. Oh, he gets no
Speaker 4 · [1:06:25]
And then I get 2 2
Speaker 3 · [1:06:27]
d 6 4
Speaker 3 · [1:06:29]
Speaker 3 · [1:06:30]
The waves of mockery overwhelm
Speaker 0 · [1:06:33]
his tiny wings,
Speaker 3 · [1:06:36]
and he dies. Good luck flying down there, you teeny winged bitch. Yeah. That’s what I say.
Speaker 0 · [1:06:42]
Yeah. So you watch him slowly
Speaker 0 · [1:06:44]
fall
Speaker 0 · [1:06:45]
gravity.
Speaker 0 · [1:06:47]
You’re on fire. Not do his right work until the very last 20 feet where he just splats
Speaker 0 · [1:06:52]
dead
Speaker 0 · [1:06:54]
at the bottom of the chasm.
Speaker 0 · [1:06:55]
Mhmm.
Speaker 0 · [1:06:56]
Alright. Y’all are out of combat.
Speaker 0 · [1:06:58]
All wink, comb, altar dead.
Speaker 3 · [1:07:01]
Alright. I continue on my way to the water slide.
Speaker 3 · [1:07:04]
How long does your short roast take? We got some Short roast takes 1 hour.
Speaker 1 · [1:07:10]
Can I just demand 1? Because I have 13. You can talk to your party. That’s a probably good call. You have a 13 health, boys. All want those days. Should be giving you
Speaker 0 · [1:07:20]
during a short rest? A short rest could be playing cards.
Speaker 0 · [1:07:23]
It could be sharpening blades.
Speaker 2 · [1:07:25]
While you guys are checking out these
Speaker 2 · [1:07:27]
these
Speaker 2 · [1:07:28]
baddies in their pockets, I’m gonna be short resting. I don’t really need a short rest. I’ll, like, I’ll play maybe we could play a card game around his
Speaker 1 · [1:07:37]
sleeping body.
Speaker 0 · [1:07:39]
Oh. How do you want He doesn’t even have to sleep during short rest. Everybody gets short rest just by playing cards. How do you wanna do this? Basically, it’s like mulling around camp. Would you go axe fishing? Can I How do wanna do the Fishing would take an action, so that would not be a short rest?
Speaker 3 · [1:07:52]
It would be like a you’re interacting with the environment. 0.5 of the I don’t have the card for it, I don’t know that’s
Speaker 0 · [1:07:58]
health points. Right. So short rest, and then I’ll go ahead and
Speaker 1 · [1:08:05]
And do you have the stats for the Mithril 0.5 plate by chance?
Speaker 0 · [1:08:11]
Yeah. If you if you search it, you’ll it’ll come up. For floral. Okay. Yeah. I told you to the party equipment.
Speaker 0 · [1:08:18]
Yeah. Dude, I told you, like, how easy it is. You gotta get on the chair. Well, you can just for can you just take a or we’ll just say You have a certain number of hit die based on your levels, and you guys all have 5 hit die. Uh-huh. 5. I could move it to your I think each hit die is, like You move it. You Okay. So we actually do the, like, all things that I’ll just have to do. Could use all fire, you’ll hit die for 1 short rest, but then if you try and take another 1 later before long rest, is that cool? Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [1:08:45]
You do you only get 2 short rests per long rest? Inventory. Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [1:08:52]
Nice.
Speaker 2 · [1:08:53]
So I get 1 d 10 plus 3? No. 2 short rests. Gotta look up.
Speaker 0 · [1:08:58]
Or do you just get the amount of die, basically? You get 2 short rests per long rest. But for both of those short rests, you only have 5 hit die
Speaker 0 · [1:09:06]
based on your.
Speaker 0 · [1:09:08]
Does that make sense?
Speaker 0 · [1:09:12]
So on 1 short rest, you’d be like, I think I’m gonna short rest again. Or maybe you only have, like, 5 HP missing. So like, yeah, I’m gonna short rest. I’m only gonna use 1 hit die. And then on the 2nd short rest, you could use 4.
Speaker 2 · [1:09:24]
Does it More. Raise your oh, shit. I took a I took a short rest, but my
Speaker 2 · [1:09:29]
hit die You can look it up. Oh, I got 5. I took don’t have 5 in that cell level. So I didn’t I just need to roll it then. You need to decide if you wanna use 5. Hit not
Speaker 2 · [1:09:40]
only wanna use 1? I only use 1. Right. So you you still easy. 5
Speaker 2 · [1:09:45]
plus 38.
Speaker 2 · [1:09:46]
So I’m back at max health.
Speaker 0 · [1:09:48]
I don’t know how you got the plus 3, but Mine says 1 d 10 plus 3.
Speaker 2 · [1:09:53]
For your For my hit day? Yeah. Okay. Then
Speaker 0 · [1:09:57]
you’re back at max health.
Speaker 2 · [1:10:00]
But Tom,
Speaker 3 · [1:10:06]
Speaker 3 · [1:10:09]
Isilrod, do you wanna use your short everyone’s short rest. I’ll do a short rest. Yeah. Short rest. Bonzo, you okay. Here, have 5 damage. Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [1:10:19]
So
Speaker 3 · [1:10:22]
and if you’re less, you don’t have to worry about somebody surprising you necessarily.
Speaker 3 · [1:10:26]
The hit die works as, like, your the how much you heal. Right.
Speaker 0 · [1:10:31]
So you have 5 hit die
Speaker 3 · [1:10:34]
It’s your level 5. And I can do I have to use all those? No. You can use 1 through 5. You can pick however many you wanna use. Mhmm.
Speaker 0 · [1:10:42]
But
Speaker 0 · [1:10:43]
then if you try to short rest again,
Speaker 0 · [1:10:46]
you only have 5 total across 2 short rests per day. Oh, okay. So if you try to short rest again later
Speaker 0 · [1:10:53]
and I did let y’all do too long rest in a 24 hour period, though. Probably wrong. I’m gonna that.
Speaker 0 · [1:10:58]
But it’s gonna be alright because
Speaker 0 · [1:11:03]
yeah. Okay.
Speaker 1 · [1:11:06]
I’m doing 1
Speaker 2 · [1:11:08]
Alright. Fuck it. I’m just gonna I’m gonna use the whole thing.
Speaker 3 · [1:11:14]
So those taken so I got 7
Speaker 3 · [1:11:17]
health points then.
Speaker 3 · [1:11:19]
Time for now.
Speaker 3 · [1:11:26]
8 plus. I’m
Speaker 0 · [1:11:30]
hit that. I’m only the same. Oh, wait.
Speaker 3 · [1:11:33]
Short rest? No. My hit dice was I just rolled 8. Pulled If you click the short rest, it shows you
Speaker 2 · [1:11:40]
right. Yeah. 1 d 1 d 8 plus 1. Yeah. And you can, like, log them, and you can choose not to do it if you wanna roll them or something. Yeah. With the check box. Wait. That was 18. Wanna use more? You can use more than 1. You can use up to 5.
Speaker 3 · [1:11:55]
Just keep rolling however many you want. I ended up using all 5 because I was so low.
Speaker 2 · [1:12:19]
But you don’t get to use all your 5 again on the next short rest, do you?
Speaker 2 · [1:12:25]
No. Is
Speaker 2 · [1:12:31]
it possible for someone in our group to, like,
Speaker 2 · [1:12:34]
just, like, become a born again
Speaker 3 · [1:12:37]
fucking cleric. Yeah. Healer.
Speaker 3 · [1:12:39]
Yeah. Cleric would be nice. I have a healing spell. I do have a lot of healing things.
Speaker 0 · [1:12:45]
Isilrod, you mentioned
Speaker 3 · [1:12:47]
Oh, okay. Is
Speaker 0 · [1:12:48]
over.
Speaker 0 · [1:12:49]
You mentioned that you wanted to explore this
Speaker 0 · [1:12:52]
waterway.
Speaker 0 · [1:12:54]
You can see it doesn’t really show very well on the map, but this waterway is actually, like,
Speaker 0 · [1:13:01]
30 beneath you,
Speaker 0 · [1:13:03]
and it is a this little sort of, like, river stream is flowing
Speaker 0 · [1:13:08]
down, and you can hear the sputtering of it. Oh. It’s not that robust of a stream. It’s more of, like, a small waterfall
Speaker 0 · [1:13:17]
That’s really happening, but it’s it’s about 20 feet where the water is.
Speaker 0 · [1:13:21]
Crescent and over is about 20 feet beneath the tracks.
Speaker 1 · [1:13:24]
Damn. Looks like a pretty prime fishing spot for those.
Speaker 2 · [1:13:27]
Hooks. Mhmm. I’m gonna go I’m gonna go explore over here
Speaker 2 · [1:13:33]
in this area and check some of these Crates. Crates and such.
Speaker 0 · [1:13:37]
Yes. You you find
Speaker 0 · [1:13:40]
potion of healing in the grates. Oh.
Speaker 3 · [1:13:46]
Probably not that. Oh, excellent. Excellent.
Speaker 3 · [1:13:51]
Can I check this side? Is there anything over here?
Speaker 3 · [1:13:54]
Nothing besides the
Speaker 0 · [1:13:56]
skeletons
Speaker 0 · [1:13:57]
of dwarves.
Speaker 1 · [1:13:59]
Of dwarves?
Speaker 3 · [1:14:01]
I I checked those skeletons. Yeah. It’s just bones. Mhmm. And, like, bony beard, skeleton and beards.
Speaker 1 · [1:14:10]
Full of Calcified beard. Calcified beard. Yeah. Yeah. That’s mandatory.
Speaker 3 · [1:14:15]
You can take the calcified beard.
Speaker 0 · [1:14:18]
Done.
Speaker 0 · [1:14:19]
Perhaps some hag along the way. We’ll check these barrels right here. I need to wear them in there. Nothing. Empty barrels.
Speaker 2 · [1:14:28]
How do you lock 2 things together?
Speaker 0 · [1:14:30]
Do you wanna lock you in
Speaker 3 · [1:14:33]
and moggy? Mhmm.
Speaker 0 · [1:14:34]
What’s that ring thing? You may not be able to,
Speaker 0 · [1:14:38]
you guys did it. Try moving them now.
Speaker 0 · [1:14:42]
You did. You grouped them. Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [1:14:45]
Thanks. Yeah. I can’t Yeah. You grouped them. You’re
Speaker 3 · [1:14:49]
lucky you bitches can move your characters around. Alright.
Speaker 2 · [1:14:54]
I’m gonna I’m gonna start strutting my pretty little ass down this little cartway.
Speaker 0 · [1:14:59]
Are y’all all moving together?
Speaker 2 · [1:15:03]
Think a
Speaker 2 · [1:15:05]
little bit. No. It’s like it’s like 20 feet down. You should jump down there and and try to scope her out.
Speaker 1 · [1:15:12]
Scope it out. Plus, Mitch, let me cast a little rod there. And you got the hooks. I don’t have a rod, though.
Speaker 1 · [1:15:18]
Make 1. I got You should ride them. Bones. Too hard. He’s working bones over here and Got me in here.
Speaker 2 · [1:15:31]
Faf uses intimidate
Speaker 2 · [1:15:33]
on the water.
Speaker 0 · [1:15:36]
Again, the water’s, like, 20 feet beneath y’all, and it it is the water is quivering.
Speaker 3 · [1:15:42]
Unclear? It’s unclear. That’s already in here. Or twisting. No. The water is quivering. It is quivering. I used to fear on it. Intimidate. Right.
Speaker 3 · [1:15:52]
Right. What’s that getting there?
Speaker 0 · [1:15:56]
No. I told you the water’s quivering. Okay. Alright. And it is But it’s unclear if it’s a pure natural water.
Speaker 2 · [1:16:04]
You mind when we jump down there, or we just getting the wrong
Speaker 2 · [1:16:07]
I’m not sitting down there. I don’t trust that. But I wanna I’ll get off and jump down. Can I quickly crack open guide
Speaker 4 · [1:16:14]
and look for a page about Water and water? Piece of water. Whatever this place
Speaker 4 · [1:16:20]
is called. Duck smears. Warm heart mine. Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [1:16:24]
And just figure out, like, what other
Speaker 3 · [1:16:27]
characters are down here.
Speaker 0 · [1:16:30]
Bullet guy has nothing on it because it’s more of a monster manual
Speaker 0 · [1:16:34]
as opposed to a location manual.
Speaker 4 · [1:16:36]
Well, does it not have an index that, like, separates everything by location?
Speaker 0 · [1:16:41]
Not exact. Just generic location, like, continent wide, region wide.
Speaker 3 · [1:16:46]
But, like, cave dwelling.
Speaker 0 · [1:16:49]
Mind blowing.
Speaker 0 · [1:16:51]
If if you look at all the dragons
Speaker 0 · [1:16:54]
within it, they’ll tell you that they do
Speaker 0 · [1:16:57]
they do delve in mines. Yeah. Okay. Well
Speaker 0 · [1:17:03]
But, you know, you can recall that
Speaker 0 · [1:17:05]
Jabari Moth told
Speaker 0 · [1:17:07]
you about the Walmart mine, which you’d already knew there was a dragon sign from Shadowfang’s letter there,
Speaker 0 · [1:17:15]
and that there’s a young red dragon named Sebulba
Speaker 0 · [1:17:19]
that supposedly
Speaker 0 · [1:17:21]
slumbers of this world here. Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [1:17:25]
Yep.
Speaker 0 · [1:17:33]
Okay. What do you wanna do? Do you know? The tracks continue down
Speaker 0 · [1:17:37]
ever deeper.
Speaker 0 · [1:17:38]
We do see another cart,
Speaker 0 · [1:17:40]
another mine cart there.
Speaker 2 · [1:17:42]
You know, these are fair game.
Speaker 3 · [1:17:44]
Yeah. Yes.
Speaker 2 · [1:17:48]
I I wanna hop down into the puddle.
Speaker 2 · [1:17:51]
You’re gonna do it? Yeah. It’s moving water
Speaker 0 · [1:17:54]
that’s going over a cliff.
Speaker 0 · [1:17:56]
But, yeah, you can do it. Wait. So it’s not a big puddle right there? It’s not a puddle. It’s like a it’s a stream of moving water that’s water falling over. Oh, so it it will could it potentially wash me. It’s it’s a 20 foot drop to it too. But is it a 20 foot drop to a pool, or is it a river at the bottom? It is it’s it’s moving water that is going over
Speaker 0 · [1:18:17]
an edge and
Speaker 0 · [1:18:20]
then down into the.
Speaker 2 · [1:18:22]
That seems ill advised.
Speaker 2 · [1:18:24]
Okay. I’m not doing that.
Speaker 3 · [1:18:26]
Alright,
Speaker 3 · [1:18:28]
boys. Let’s start walking.
Speaker 1 · [1:18:31]
Woah. How are y’all moving together?
Speaker 3 · [1:18:34]
It was a deeper with y’all.
Speaker 1 · [1:18:36]
Maybe
Speaker 2 · [1:18:37]
Oh, yeah. Do you wanna take this cart down and just crank that yay button? I think we should take the cart. Let’s let’s do it. Let’s hop in this cart and just fucking Moghammer can’t fit.
Speaker 2 · [1:18:48]
Moghammer dragged you from behind us. And I see this little thing
Speaker 2 · [1:18:51]
just below us.
Speaker 2 · [1:18:53]
Do you wanna check that out, or do we just, you know, yank the cart?
Speaker 3 · [1:18:57]
The
Speaker 3 · [1:18:58]
thing in the center? Yeah. I
Speaker 3 · [1:19:00]
don’t think we should go there. Sometimes you get your signs I think it’ll expose us even more. Hop in this cart, bro. Yeah. Is the cart fully functioning?
Speaker 3 · [1:19:08]
Yeah. Does it need more repairs?
Speaker 3 · [1:19:10]
Removed and ready.
Speaker 2 · [1:19:13]
The Moghammer right on it?
Speaker 0 · [1:19:16]
Moghammer can make haste behind it. You 4 can all ride in it. Moghammer can make haste behind it. It might be a a
Speaker 0 · [1:19:24]
turn and movement to get behind if you’re up next. We all hopped in the cart.
Speaker 0 · [1:19:31]
And then Moghammer cannot fit in. He’s bigger than the fucking
Speaker 3 · [1:20:29]
the ball. Chips to the chin. To the chin. Alright. So we’re already okay. So we’re chicks. Done. Yeah. Thank you.
Speaker 2 · [1:20:36]
Wait. Okay. So I’m seeing this this y.
Speaker 2 · [1:20:40]
Yeah. There’s a y. Screech to a stop here. Alright. The cart. Brakes are on.
Speaker 2 · [1:20:53]
I’m hopping out. I kinda wanna check this
Speaker 2 · [1:21:03]
This little alcove
Speaker 2 · [1:21:05]
option out here. Okay.
Speaker 0 · [1:21:07]
You’re you’re moving to the alcove
Speaker 2 · [1:21:10]
option? I’m being stealthy about it.
Speaker 0 · [1:21:13]
Stealthily?
Speaker 2 · [1:21:14]
Yeah. Crouching and
Speaker 2 · [1:21:17]
vibing in my night vision vibes.
Speaker 0 · [1:21:20]
Okay.
Speaker 0 · [1:21:22]
I’m gonna leave and grab a beer for a minute.
Speaker 0 · [1:21:26]
I think that all of y’all should just talk
Speaker 0 · [1:21:30]
through if there was a young red dragon
Speaker 0 · [1:21:34]
in this my you know, there’s been theories about it being a
Speaker 0 · [1:21:39]
Cobalt Ruse. What’s a quipper?
Speaker 0 · [1:21:42]
Goddamn it. What’s
Speaker 1 · [1:21:45]
your I was gonna ask about that too, actually.
Speaker 0 · [1:21:47]
Alright. Well, since they’re on the map now and you can see them, you can tell that the water pool there that it’s coming from the overhead
Speaker 0 · [1:21:55]
Mhmm. Waterfall,
Speaker 0 · [1:21:56]
it’s full of, like, little piranha fish.
Speaker 0 · [1:21:59]
Mhmm.
Speaker 0 · [1:22:02]
And you can see down that there’s this whole area. This whole area
Speaker 0 · [1:22:06]
is
Speaker 0 · [1:22:07]
littered with
Speaker 0 · [1:22:09]
the corpses
Speaker 0 · [1:22:11]
of dwarfs.
Speaker 3 · [1:22:13]
Why is it always dwarven?
Speaker 0 · [1:22:15]
Well, it’s a dwarven mine. Yeah. I know. It’s littered.
Speaker 0 · [1:22:20]
I But there’s nothing of value on them or anything that you can tell. It’s just clearly dwarven
Speaker 0 · [1:22:26]
corpse skeleton vibes.
Speaker 0 · [1:22:30]
This peels off at this y,
Speaker 0 · [1:22:32]
and you can see a track
Speaker 0 · [1:22:34]
leading.
Speaker 0 · [1:22:35]
It’s above. It’s elevated above where you’re drawing down 25 feet above, and it’s leading out into a hole
Speaker 0 · [1:22:45]
endlessly.
Speaker 0 · [1:22:46]
But you can tell if you kept riding the mine cart down
Speaker 0 · [1:22:49]
to here, you’d hit a stop. You’d be on that Ground Floor with all the dwarven skeletons. And Oh, this goes up through the middle? Yeah. Through the middle. It’s it doesn’t go up. It’s just flat
Speaker 0 · [1:23:00]
out. But it’s 25 feet above the water and the rest of this ground.
Speaker 0 · [1:23:06]
As Bodius sees,
Speaker 0 · [1:23:07]
there is this
Speaker 0 · [1:23:09]
turn to the left, still 25 feet above the
Speaker 0 · [1:23:15]
The ground. The ground.
Speaker 0 · [1:23:18]
Y’all just talk, maybe review all of y’all skills and capabilities and whatever Can I little bit here because I have to go and pee?
Speaker 0 · [1:23:26]
But, you know, what if there was a dragon? What if there wasn’t? Maybe it’s, like, 5,000
Speaker 4 · [1:23:30]
kobolds or whatever. Can I quickly release
Speaker 4 · [1:23:34]
some of the
Speaker 4 · [1:23:37]
fireflies from my
Speaker 3 · [1:23:39]
jug and plant dirge to all the fallen
Speaker 2 · [1:23:44]
corpse? I don’t know if we should release them. Yeah. You should play a dirge. Play dirge.
Speaker 2 · [1:23:49]
If you release a few. Yeah. How many do got? I can It just says jug of fireflies.
Speaker 3 · [1:23:55]
And a whole jug of You just want make,
Speaker 3 · [1:23:57]
like,
Speaker 3 · [1:24:00]
dwarven
Speaker 4 · [1:24:00]
ghosts. Or
Speaker 3 · [1:24:02]
all
Speaker 2 · [1:24:03]
of their bodies. Well, they’ll go out there yet, though, because there might be a Hey. Can you inspect these worms out? Yonder. Guys, I think we need to. Inspect these Oh, yeah. I think we need to Well, I can, but it cost me an actual action, which I might here in a 2nd. We’re not fighting yet. You can just Yeah. We’re not turn based. I think you can just use it. No. But it’s it’s 1 of my actual spell
Speaker 3 · [1:24:25]
messages. What is it? Say that. Detect magic.
Speaker 2 · [1:24:28]
It allows me to Don’t we have another way to do it? Wait. Not detect magic. Have
Speaker 2 · [1:24:33]
Well, we need to hold it up to these corners. We got some purple ones. It’s not detect. What is it? It’s
Speaker 2 · [1:24:40]
And is he insane that the dragon might be in this room? Is that what he’s getting at? I’m gonna take Oh, it’s it’s identify.
Speaker 1 · [1:24:45]
I guess. And And it costs me right around the corner here.
Speaker 1 · [1:24:49]
1 packed At bottom right. Slot. Yeah. So But which means I think we need to pull we need to draw it out in this cavern,
Speaker 3 · [1:24:57]
Place a trap.
Speaker 1 · [1:24:59]
And have it run into it. Oh, yeah. We should place the dragon trap. Okay. And we can kind of try to lure it out with vicious mockery.
Speaker 3 · [1:25:09]
We do we lure it out, like, with do we put Moghammer on the line?
Speaker 2 · [1:25:14]
No. We can’t sacrifice Moghammer. What
Speaker 1 · [1:25:17]
if Too valuable. Wait. Hold on. So What if we what if 1 of you guys
Speaker 2 · [1:25:22]
uses
Speaker 2 · [1:25:23]
illusion
Speaker 1 · [1:25:26]
the illusion spells. Minor illusion? Minor illusion. Oh. You appear as the dragon’s mirror image.
Speaker 2 · [1:25:32]
Yeah. Okay. As a dragon? Yeah. And then dragon’s mother. The dragon’s mother. No. Yeah. We figured that out last time. He’s got an Oedipus complex.
Speaker 4 · [1:25:40]
Oh, we you guys read a book about it. We we actually said that it didn’t have an Oedipus complex. But we inferred that it does. I do have I can cast
Speaker 3 · [1:25:52]
thaumaturgy.
Speaker 4 · [1:25:54]
Yeah. So I can do
Speaker 3 · [1:25:57]
Well, clearly moving voice or a phantom sound. You have that trap. What does the trap say? We have the trap. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 · [1:26:04]
Does the trap say? Also, have a candle of identify magic if you really set on the worms. We should hold that up to the worms. Okay.
Speaker 4 · [1:26:10]
We do that
Speaker 2 · [1:26:12]
real quick. K. We’re gonna ID the worms with the candle, but identify magic.
Speaker 3 · [1:26:16]
Okay.
Speaker 2 · [1:26:20]
I mean, you have the gravel thing. Right? No. I gave it to Isilrod.
Speaker 2 · [1:26:25]
I have the palm. I’ve got 2 Misty Steps, so I can go wherever the fuck I want.
Speaker 1 · [1:26:29]
We have TNT too. $40 of TNT. Yeah. That
Speaker 2 · [1:26:34]
could be hot.
Speaker 2 · [1:26:35]
I like the I think we can him right here. Disguise the TNT
Speaker 2 · [1:26:39]
as a big
Speaker 1 · [1:26:41]
That’s his mother. That’s his mother.
Speaker 3 · [1:26:44]
That’s his mother. Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [1:26:47]
And he goes in to hug.
Speaker 3 · [1:26:50]
Lost We have a blast. Sewer. I also
Speaker 2 · [1:26:54]
have resistance
Speaker 2 · [1:26:55]
that’s up to a minute concentration.
Speaker 2 · [1:26:59]
So so I can I can assign resistance to fire?
Speaker 4 · [1:27:04]
We draw this guy at will.
Speaker 4 · [1:27:06]
Get him into the bear trap.
Speaker 3 · [1:27:10]
Dragon trap.
Speaker 3 · [1:27:12]
Dragon trap. Dragon trap is surrounded by TNT.
Speaker 3 · [1:27:17]
Blow them all up. Pull them up.
Speaker 3 · [1:27:20]
Yeah. And then when he’s stuck in there, he’s How are drawing him out, Charlie? You blew your stink bubble. I hit him with a stinking cloud at some 0.0, actually, I’ll be maintaining a a I’m just gonna give myself resistance
Speaker 2 · [1:27:31]
to fire because I can give it to myself indefinitely. Can you give it to me too? No. It’s a concentration. As long as I’m concentrating, I can give myself resistance to fire
Speaker 2 · [1:27:41]
until I hit turn based, and then it’s like,
Speaker 2 · [1:27:44]
I would have to reapply it after a minute.
Speaker 1 · [1:27:49]
Was a cantrip?
Speaker 2 · [1:27:51]
It’s a Aldrichan vacation,
Speaker 2 · [1:27:53]
abjuration cantrip. Yeah. Oh. So it’s at will. Nice.
Speaker 3 · [1:28:01]
So we think that
Speaker 3 · [1:28:04]
the dragon’s up this way.
Speaker 2 · [1:28:07]
God, you’re making sweet love for that piece. You
Speaker 2 · [1:28:11]
you do a little moan earlier.
Speaker 2 · [1:28:13]
I
Speaker 2 · [1:28:14]
wanna check out this side room, though, y’all. Alright. Let’s let’s drop that side room over there. Over yonder. There is that little corner thing. I bet that’s where the the dragon would be.
Speaker 2 · [1:28:26]
We don’t we can’t see that yet, though, over there. Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [1:28:29]
It’s like the only place I’m big enough for a dragon. How do we draw this 1? I’m still nosying over here. Do you put the candle of identify magic to To the worms. The purple worms in
Speaker 0 · [1:28:41]
the jar?
Speaker 0 · [1:28:44]
It identifies no magic,
Speaker 0 · [1:28:46]
but you get the sense that these purple worms are
Speaker 0 · [1:28:50]
curious monsters.
Speaker 3 · [1:28:54]
Curious monster’s guide. Wow. And look up purple worms.
Speaker 0 · [1:29:00]
You learned that the traditional purple worm
Speaker 0 · [1:29:03]
of Faerun is
Speaker 0 · [1:29:06]
a giant massive worm similar to dew worms,
Speaker 3 · [1:29:13]
but they’re purple. Then we got Shyhalunea jar. Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [1:29:17]
Shyhaluna jar? Yeah. And you also learned that
Speaker 3 · [1:29:21]
there’s Do we need to drown it in milk? Yeah. Somebody
Speaker 1 · [1:29:25]
gonna lose or not. You learned that the purple worm
Speaker 0 · [1:29:29]
milk is extremely poisonous.
Speaker 2 · [1:29:33]
Bro,
Speaker 2 · [1:29:34]
do we need to drown it in milk?
Speaker 2 · [1:29:36]
Wait.
Speaker 3 · [1:29:38]
But they’re literally sutra. These ones. Right? So they’re baby worms? These are infant purple worms,
Speaker 0 · [1:29:44]
but purple worms of any age produce the milk.
Speaker 3 · [1:29:49]
Oh, they produce milk. Poison milk. Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [1:29:52]
Oh,
Speaker 1 · [1:29:54]
you need to harvest that milk. Gotta harvest that milk.
Speaker 2 · [1:29:58]
I’m going over in this side side slot, boys. What do y’all think? Are you coming with me or what?
Speaker 3 · [1:30:04]
Are we trying to draw this fucker out, or are we just going in there, like You think this is where this dragon is? I don’t know. I think this I didn’t think they were gonna Are y’all harvesting the purple worm?
Speaker 1 · [1:30:15]
Or Oh, yeah. I’d start milking these titties. Yeah. Yeah. Let’s let’s get to work on milking these worms.
Speaker 1 · [1:30:21]
Yep. But I do think this is where we need to fight the dragon.
Speaker 2 · [1:30:25]
It just seems like But we haven’t seen the dragon yet, though. Haven’t seen a dragon yet. We should we can draw it out. You know? I was trying to see the side. This is like a She’s a thing. I’m showing Reid the side thing. Bodius is walking to the side thing. I’m walking to that side thing.
Speaker 3 · [1:30:40]
Oh. 0. It keeps going.
Speaker 2 · [1:30:43]
A Little further.
Speaker 2 · [1:30:45]
Well, I’m still going.
Speaker 2 · [1:30:47]
Oh. 0, it’s getting bigger. I stop. I stop.
Speaker 0 · [1:30:52]
Alright. You do see
Speaker 3 · [1:30:56]
this much.
Speaker 2 · [1:30:58]
Okay.
Speaker 2 · [1:30:59]
Wow. Okay. That’s a there’s a lot of gold. That’s a dragon hound. Alright. Alright. I I go back. Boys, I found its hoard.
Speaker 3 · [1:31:08]
Do
Speaker 2 · [1:31:09]
Okay. I I saw
Speaker 2 · [1:31:13]
left.
Speaker 2 · [1:31:14]
We can go in from this side.
Speaker 2 · [1:31:17]
Did I see the is it is it like a cliff face? We’re 25 feet up. Yeah. Look down. Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [1:31:22]
Alright. So we’re we can have, like, a higher up advantage here, I think. You also Or we could split up. Alright. We should split up. So we’re maybe 2 see all of this. Maybe 2 people go from 1 side, 2 people from the other side. Is the other side ground level? And what shape are you drawing? The other side’s ground level. I didn’t see a dragon.
Speaker 2 · [1:31:43]
I didn’t see a dragon, but I saw some gold. Trying to show what is the vision. It’s had a nice head on it. Oh, you’re messing it up now.
Speaker 2 · [1:31:52]
I can see everything. No. I’m kidding.
Speaker 2 · [1:31:55]
It doesn’t even matter if you’d see it. I don’t even care. I saw some gold down there. So I think I think the ranged daddies should take the the upper area. The high ground? Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [1:32:07]
Faf and Bonzo take the low ground and sneak up with
Speaker 2 · [1:32:12]
the frog.
Speaker 3 · [1:32:13]
Wait. Who does that?
Speaker 2 · [1:32:15]
Faf and Bonzo, I think, take the low ground, and you and me and Sirod take the high ground. Do you guys think you can set the dragon trap in there?
Speaker 3 · [1:32:22]
The bomb?
Speaker 1 · [1:32:24]
The dragon trap. I have some good stealth Oh. I can try. Oh, can we can we
Speaker 2 · [1:32:29]
draw the dragon around the corner? That’s what I’m saying. Like, draw him out Draw him out into the yeah. Yeah. What if you guys put the trap there? We have we have to draw him out. We have to mix somebody to How do you draw a dragon out? Well, so I have With saltism. I have a cantrip where I can make
Speaker 2 · [1:32:50]
I can make dragon sounds.
Speaker 3 · [1:32:52]
Yeah. So I can I can do Dragon sounds?
Speaker 4 · [1:32:56]
Create an instantaneous sound
Speaker 4 · [1:32:59]
Yeah.
Speaker 4 · [1:33:00]
From a point of your choice within range such as rumble of thunder, cry of a raven, or ominous whispers. I assume
Speaker 4 · [1:33:06]
the roar of a dragon would fall in there too. Definitely. Right? Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [1:33:10]
So that that’s perfect. We’ll still Rumble
Speaker 2 · [1:33:13]
of a We’ll still go over here, and we’ll hide from the high ground.
Speaker 2 · [1:33:17]
You guys lay the trap. Once you lay the trap, do a little oh, we have the radios.
Speaker 2 · [1:33:23]
Radio us. Feathers of Sending. Feathers? Yeah. Okay. Radio us saying we’re ready with the trap. We will trigger the trap from up here, and it’ll get trapped.
Speaker 2 · [1:33:33]
We’ll we’ll bang it from behind while it’s trapped. And then once we attack, you guys get after it too. Okay. It’ll be a double whammy bar. Fuck. It will be will be Eiffel
Speaker 3 · [1:33:43]
Eiffel Tower situation.
Speaker 3 · [1:33:45]
And then once once the dragon is in there, assuming it can still breathe fire,
Speaker 4 · [1:33:50]
I hit it with a stinking cloud.
Speaker 4 · [1:33:52]
Mhmm. It’s incapacitated.
Speaker 4 · [1:33:54]
Yeah. Mhmm. Yeah. And then we just blast on there for a long time. I’ve got a serious chain I’ve been waiting to to unleash.
Speaker 3 · [1:34:02]
Hit it with hit it with And and a the bomb too. Alright. Do you guys want the bomb? Give me 1 of the Yeah. Me a bomb. Do you want the bomb down there? Yeah. The 1 So the Heat and Eldridge blast it. Because we’ll put the bomb next to the trap.
Speaker 3 · [1:34:14]
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. The yeah. The the TNT? Yeah. Yeah, dude. No. No. This is just a bomb. Oh, just a bomb. But we also have the TNT. I thought it was a dragon trap.
Speaker 3 · [1:34:23]
Well, this 1 could also be thrown. Oh. This bomb. What? The dragon trap.
Speaker 3 · [1:34:28]
Dragon trap. I have the dragon trap and I have a bomb. I had to keep your bomb then and give me some TNT.
Speaker 2 · [1:34:33]
Or you have the you’re you have the TNT. We’re both going on foot. Just load it next to the trap. Alright. Alright. Let’s head on down there next to this column, in this middle column right here. Feel like we can set it up in a way where that column just falls. Yep. You’re talking about
Speaker 2 · [1:34:45]
you’re talking about down over here. Right? So that’s where That is the column We need to set the trap. Oh my. Set the trap right here on this corner.
Speaker 2 · [1:34:55]
Shit. That’s maybe something Yeah. I think I think the trap goes in the hallway right here. Yeah. Right around the corner. He hits the corner. We’ll be up here.
Speaker 2 · [1:35:04]
We’ll hit him from the from the back. Yeah. You guys hit him from the front.
Speaker 3 · [1:35:08]
It’ll be a it’ll be a double win. How are we gonna how are gonna draw him to us? Like, what’s our goal there? Oh, you he’s almost He’s got the dragon voice that he can But he’s gonna be up high. No. No. He he can he can cast it 34. I can cast it anywhere within range, so I can still get it. Okay. So you’ll make it sound like it came down there? 1 more thing. Should I jiggle my coins? Oh, okay. Perfect. We don’t we shouldn’t use TNT. It’s perfect. That’s 30
Speaker 2 · [1:35:30]
feet is 20 of the our Sorry. Range
Speaker 4 · [1:35:33]
A couple of things.
Speaker 4 · [1:35:35]
The red dragon Siegfried speaks draconic.
Speaker 4 · [1:35:39]
I have to speak with animals. I can also just use that. K. Immune to fire damage.
Speaker 2 · [1:35:44]
It’s good to know.
Speaker 2 · [1:35:46]
Flies. So the TNT doesn’t really the TNT doesn’t have impact. That’s impact, though. It’s not fire.
Speaker 3 · [1:35:51]
A travel could still fuck about.
Speaker 1 · [1:35:54]
TNT,
Speaker 1 · [1:35:55]
if this whole mind collapses
Speaker 3 · [1:35:57]
I think it That’ll be alright.
Speaker 3 · [1:36:00]
Wait. I’ve got that light. Immune immune to fire damage. Does that mean sacred flame wouldn’t do anything? No. That’s holy damage. Okay. I think. Would assume
Speaker 4 · [1:36:09]
Flies, armor class 18. So flying, if we trap this fucker, we’re good.
Speaker 4 · [1:36:14]
Real good dark vision. No weaknesses or vulnerabilities to speak of.
Speaker 2 · [1:36:20]
Is the is the flame magical flame with the dragon? Or is it just Sacred flame? Well, I was gonna ask.
Speaker 0 · [1:36:26]
He has immunity to fire. Let’s let me look what sacred flame is.
Speaker 3 · [1:36:30]
But the the flame that heat produces,
Speaker 0 · [1:36:33]
is it a magical flame or is radiance. It just sacred flame looks like a flame, but it’s radiant. Okay. And,
Speaker 4 · [1:36:40]
yeah, what kind of flame does Sigfried have, and
Speaker 3 · [1:36:45]
how what distance can I look at Polo’s guide for these things? You know he breathes fire.
Speaker 2 · [1:36:51]
So I have control flames. I can instantaneously
Speaker 2 · [1:36:57]
Shoot flames back in his mouth? Yeah. Extinguish flames within a cube,
Speaker 2 · [1:37:01]
which would be
Speaker 2 · [1:37:02]
a 5 foot cube, which is a huge amount of fire. I
Speaker 2 · [1:37:07]
can instantaneously extinguish that amount of fire.
Speaker 2 · [1:37:10]
You can stop the fire from hurting. But if it’s not magical,
Speaker 4 · [1:37:15]
it’s not a magical flame. Does God say if it’s magical or what it’s It doesn’t say,
Speaker 0 · [1:37:22]
but I would assume I’ll
Speaker 0 · [1:37:24]
try it. I assume it’s just not magical fire. It’s organic fire coming out of a dragon.
Speaker 4 · [1:37:29]
Is there any other dragons we can reference for their fire range?
Speaker 3 · [1:37:34]
The bow doesn’t give ranges, but long.
Speaker 4 · [1:37:40]
Well, didn’t tell me if it was long or short last time.
Speaker 0 · [1:37:43]
Right. It’s not giving ranges.
Speaker 2 · [1:37:46]
And
Speaker 0 · [1:37:47]
But based on your arcana
Speaker 2 · [1:37:49]
Is does it say what he’s
Speaker 2 · [1:37:53]
gets got
Speaker 2 · [1:37:54]
against?
Speaker 0 · [1:37:56]
Weak against? He has as
Speaker 0 · [1:37:58]
well, you sort of have to tell me. What’s his weakness?
Speaker 4 · [1:38:01]
No vulnerabilities or weaknesses to speak of. Okay. I gotcha. That’s good. But hold on.
Speaker 3 · [1:38:11]
Is that too I
Speaker 4 · [1:38:13]
use Arcana,
Speaker 4 · [1:38:16]
like a brain blaster neutron.
Speaker 0 · [1:38:19]
Do you know that from the lows that there are no vulnerabilities
Speaker 0 · [1:38:23]
or or weaknesses? Well, yeah.
Speaker 3 · [1:38:25]
Okay.
Speaker 0 · [1:38:26]
What are you looking? Wait. But we also are you told me to use this. Oh, 0, I was just saying your is telling you that the distance of the fire breath is quite long. Yeah. But we know that he has 1 weakness.
Speaker 2 · [1:38:39]
No. The love of his mother.
Speaker 1 · [1:38:41]
Exactly. Okay. He was never breastfed. I could do so instead of the thaumaturgy
Speaker 4 · [1:38:45]
taumaturgy,
Speaker 4 · [1:38:47]
whatever that word is, I can do
Speaker 2 · [1:38:51]
speak with animals. You’re gonna be fine with this suit.
Speaker 2 · [1:38:54]
Oh, no. No. No. You but you have to cast it. Maybe you should try You you have to cast it near the trap.
Speaker 2 · [1:39:00]
Yeah. You wanna be attracted to it.
Speaker 3 · [1:39:03]
Okay. So
Speaker 3 · [1:39:05]
are you guys gonna set the trap and then come back up here? No.
Speaker 2 · [1:39:09]
I can also create a sound within within 30 feet range, so I can also make a sound.
Speaker 3 · [1:39:15]
Oh, dragony sound. And I can attract him if all else fails. I can just kinda hit thrust and shake my sack.
Speaker 4 · [1:39:22]
Well, like, if I if I go out to the, like, the corner of this cliff edge thing, I can
Speaker 4 · [1:39:28]
cast my phantom sound right at the
Speaker 4 · [1:39:32]
entryway
Speaker 4 · [1:39:33]
At the corner. Where you guys will place the That’s, tracking
Speaker 2 · [1:39:36]
like, 23 feet to the corner of that edge. Yeah. Alright,
Speaker 2 · [1:39:40]
boys. Break. Let’s fucking do this. I’m feeling juiced.
Speaker 2 · [1:39:45]
I’m feeling and stinking clouds cast 90 feet. I’m crawling. I’m gonna crawl to this corner. You’re crawling to that corner. As you crawl
Speaker 0 · [1:39:53]
that corner, you see over here on the far side of the the wall over here Mhmm.
Speaker 0 · [1:40:01]
That there are
Speaker 0 · [1:40:03]
4
Speaker 0 · [1:40:04]
scaly
Speaker 0 · [1:40:07]
red bright red
Speaker 0 · [1:40:09]
capes
Speaker 0 · [1:40:11]
and 4
Speaker 0 · [1:40:12]
masks
Speaker 0 · [1:40:13]
that resemble
Speaker 0 · [1:40:15]
a dragon’s face. They’re sort of primitive looking masks
Speaker 0 · [1:40:18]
of wood
Speaker 0 · [1:40:20]
that resemble a dragon’s face. Or they
Speaker 2 · [1:40:24]
they’re just outfits?
Speaker 0 · [1:40:26]
They are. And as you’re crawling,
Speaker 0 · [1:40:28]
you now can look fully over
Speaker 0 · [1:40:32]
and you see
Speaker 0 · [1:40:36]
Yeah. Drag.
Speaker 0 · [1:40:39]
That it’s just a pile of gold.
Speaker 2 · [1:40:43]
The dragon’s gonna be in the gold. It’s gonna be dig deep in that shit. This is
Speaker 0 · [1:40:50]
I’ve seen the all you can see, but then you do see a tail
Speaker 0 · [1:40:55]
coming out underneath the pile of the gold
Speaker 0 · [1:40:58]
and
Speaker 0 · [1:40:59]
a wing and a rustling, and the gold starts to shimmer and shake.
Speaker 0 · [1:41:06]
And there is a red dragon there. Sick fruit. Sick fruit. He’s underneath. He’s still sort of nuzzled beneath all the gold,
Speaker 0 · [1:41:14]
and he’s sort of asleep.
Speaker 0 · [1:41:16]
But he’s starting to stir.
Speaker 4 · [1:41:19]
I’m slowly crawling
Speaker 2 · [1:41:21]
to catch up to Bodius. You guys you guys need to be set. Guys, no. I think we need to be getting those dragon outfits. Should get those, like, fireproof us.
Speaker 2 · [1:41:32]
Yeah. You you get the dragon outfits and bring it back to all of us. Alright. Super Misty stepping back to us. As you’re moving around
Speaker 3 · [1:41:40]
Wait. Why are you all going shake
Speaker 0 · [1:41:43]
and shimmer in your ear.
Speaker 0 · [1:41:45]
Quiggly,
Speaker 0 · [1:41:47]
is that you?
Speaker 0 · [1:41:51]
That little steam puffs out from beneath the globe.
Speaker 3 · [1:41:56]
Quiggly?
Speaker 3 · [1:41:57]
Quiggly.
Speaker 0 · [1:41:59]
Quiggly,
Speaker 0 · [1:42:02]
have you come to approach your lord?
Speaker 0 · [1:42:06]
Fuck. It’s my plan. Was a dragon.
Speaker 2 · [1:42:08]
We had this whole fucking plan. You got your Put
Speaker 0 · [1:42:12]
on the I think the wings start to flutter more. Grab the fucking And fit, boy. Sebulba, who is a young red dragon,
Speaker 0 · [1:42:21]
has about a 25 foot wingspan, is about 25 feet long.
Speaker 3 · [1:42:25]
And
Speaker 0 · [1:42:26]
he’s just
Speaker 0 · [1:42:28]
so redneck
Speaker 0 · [1:42:29]
scales come across mouth full
Speaker 0 · [1:42:33]
of teeth, eyes,
Speaker 0 · [1:42:35]
deadly intelligent,
Speaker 0 · [1:42:37]
peering through
Speaker 0 · [1:42:39]
and around,
Speaker 0 · [1:42:40]
and then up at the cliff
Speaker 0 · [1:42:43]
where y’all are all live prone so he cannot see you,
Speaker 0 · [1:42:48]
but he breathes deep through his nostrils.
Speaker 3 · [1:42:53]
Quickly,
Speaker 3 · [1:42:55]
come out now or burn.
Speaker 3 · [1:43:02]
Okay.
Speaker 0 · [1:43:03]
So
Speaker 0 · [1:43:04]
I
Speaker 4 · [1:43:05]
You guys have, like, 15 seconds. Can I use my can I use my arcanidism I know who Send Clarky? If if I know who Quigley is?
Speaker 2 · [1:43:13]
I
Speaker 2 · [1:43:15]
think we send Clarky to the I’m already I’m I’m over I’m over here to edge. To the cape. Tell him to go talk some lizard, then the legit sent him to this boy. Right. They’re they’re concise, capes, and
Speaker 2 · [1:43:25]
Cobalts or humanoids?
Speaker 2 · [1:43:27]
Cobalt
Speaker 2 · [1:43:28]
sized. Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [1:43:30]
Can I can I grab them all and Misty step back to where Faf is?
Speaker 2 · [1:43:34]
You can do whatever you want. Yeah. Usually, I should all be Well, you send him in, like, 20 seconds. Yeah. You just do what you wanna do.
Speaker 0 · [1:43:41]
The the dragon is now shaking off and saying But do do it. Who’s there? I send Clarky
Speaker 4 · [1:43:49]
and instruct Clarky to try and speak some sense into Sebreed.
Speaker 0 · [1:43:54]
Sebreed rears up. And as Clarky’s
Speaker 0 · [1:43:57]
green
Speaker 0 · [1:43:58]
eyes come over the cliff
Speaker 2 · [1:44:01]
I’m already over here because I You’re
Speaker 0 · [1:44:04]
not Quigley, little 1.
Speaker 3 · [1:44:07]
You can see me speak for Clark. You know?
Speaker 6 · [1:44:10]
No. I saw I saw Quigley
Speaker 6 · [1:44:13]
at the store the other day. He told me he was
Speaker 6 · [1:44:17]
he’d go see his mom.
Speaker 0 · [1:44:19]
He
Speaker 0 · [1:44:20]
needed to see his mom,
Speaker 3 · [1:44:23]
Malyge?
Speaker 6 · [1:44:24]
Yeah. He went to see his mom. Malyge?
Speaker 0 · [1:44:29]
Who are you,
Speaker 0 · [1:44:31]
little rotten thing? Fuck you, Scott. You have respect then. I’m just
Speaker 3 · [1:44:36]
I’m just the messenger
Speaker 6 · [1:44:38]
secretly
Speaker 6 · [1:44:39]
lord.
Speaker 0 · [1:44:40]
The messenger
Speaker 0 · [1:44:42]
for whom?
Speaker 6 · [1:44:44]
Quigley,
Speaker 6 · [1:44:45]
the boy you’ve been calling for.
Speaker 0 · [1:44:47]
Quigley
Speaker 0 · [1:44:48]
is a 75 year old Gobold well past his years. Who are you? Right. Yeah. No. I’ve I’ve got bad eyes.
Speaker 0 · [1:44:56]
So
Speaker 0 · [1:44:57]
I could couldn’t I just I’ve known him. I hear his voice, and I know quickly. He’s such fuck. Hey, Clarky. Quickly. Hey.
Speaker 0 · [1:45:05]
But I I can’t place him. I didn’t know he was a cobalt.
Speaker 0 · [1:45:10]
I didn’t know you do. He just told me. I told him.
Speaker 6 · [1:45:15]
I him. Told you.
Speaker 6 · [1:45:17]
He’s with his mom.
Speaker 6 · [1:45:19]
She’s got the plague.
Speaker 0 · [1:45:23]
I
Speaker 0 · [1:45:24]
will let you live and give me
Speaker 0 · [1:45:28]
5,000
Speaker 0 · [1:45:29]
gold right this moment.
Speaker 0 · [1:45:32]
Yeah. You see, see, Feet, I’m I’m a little I’m a lizard. I’m a little lizard. I’m not quite your size. I can’t handle 5,000 VP.
Speaker 0 · [1:45:40]
I I I I got some friends.
Speaker 3 · [1:45:44]
Oh, friends? Not here. More than Quigley.
Speaker 0 · [1:45:48]
Well, yeah. I don’t know what they look like either, but I think I’d say that my friends.
Speaker 3 · [1:45:53]
If I fly up
Speaker 0 · [1:45:57]
to visit all of my cobalt neighbors,
Speaker 0 · [1:46:01]
what will I find in my domain?
Speaker 6 · [1:46:04]
But
Speaker 6 · [1:46:05]
like I said, I can’t see too well. But
Speaker 6 · [1:46:09]
I’m also quite small, so I don’t think they saw me on the way down here. Enough of this Fafs.
Speaker 3 · [1:46:14]
You’re an intruder. You’re an interloper.
Speaker 0 · [1:46:16]
Who
Speaker 0 · [1:46:18]
are you with?
Speaker 0 · [1:46:19]
Needed worry about that.
Speaker 3 · [1:46:24]
Bonzo. So I will call him. Bonzo.
Speaker 3 · [1:46:26]
And destroy you now. Well, don’t come on.
Speaker 3 · [1:46:31]
Wing’s in the air. You got a Misty Step in there, Brett. He is flying
Speaker 0 · [1:46:35]
I onto the cliff.
Speaker 3 · [1:46:37]
I cast sinking cloud right now.
Speaker 3 · [1:46:45]
Where do you cast it? Because he’s flying. I cast it already, Adam. I cast it when he was exactly
Speaker 2 · [1:46:49]
20 feet away. You guys down. He
Speaker 0 · [1:46:53]
was I’m already No. You didn’t leave me.
Speaker 3 · [1:47:02]
All these fucking capes. Give me the capes. Cast it I cast him against us. The armor. He would scooch him back just a little bit. Can you turn this thing on? Scoot him. No. No. Back towards the goal. I can’t see shit. I can’t even select my character.
Speaker 4 · [1:47:17]
I cast it when he was, like, moving back a square.
Speaker 0 · [1:47:22]
Right. Alright. And what does thinking cloud do? It says right here. He’s about to take flight.
Speaker 3 · [1:47:30]
You too.
Speaker 3 · [1:47:31]
Hasn’t yet. I cast a sinking cloud.
Speaker 4 · [1:47:35]
Which has what radius? Creating a 20 foot radius sphere of yellow nauseating gas in a point within range. The cloud is heavily obscured.
Speaker 4 · [1:47:42]
Cloud lingers in the air for the duration or until a strong wind, such as 1 created by a gust of wind, disperses it.
Speaker 4 · [1:47:48]
Each creature that starts its turn in the spear must succeed on a constitution saving throw or have the poison Oh my gosh. That’s that big. At the current turn. That’s huge. Well No way. It’s that big. Yeah. In this way, the creature can’t take an 20 foot radius.
Speaker 2 · [1:48:01]
Intersection. Yes. Oh, Christ. But it was also That’s not a 50 foot radius. It’s more than 20 feet. That’s,
Speaker 3 · [1:48:08]
like, double. Radius is from the center.
Speaker 2 · [1:48:11]
Oh. That’s 20 feet. It’s 20 foot diameter. Yeah. It’s gonna go back. Are you kidding me? 20 foot diameter. Okay. Cast it way out. Like, you don’t need to cast it that close to everybody.
Speaker 2 · [1:48:21]
Well, yeah. Where are you casting?
Speaker 3 · [1:48:24]
Right there. I’m casting it so it’s directly in the middle.
Speaker 2 · [1:48:28]
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. But what we need we need Yeah. We’re outside. We’re outside. That’s good. Down a little bit. But we gotta get the trap in there, though. We we can get the trap right here. Yeah. We got the trap right here. Alright. Cool. Cool. Cool. We we place the trap. Right? We should place the trap and then just run and all I’m gonna cast once they cast the trap We’re doing we gotta fuck him up now. We’re doing it he gets the cost of initiative. Once they cast the trap, I’m gonna do
Speaker 3 · [1:48:52]
You’re into initiative. Did we place the trap? Oh. I would say we placed the trap right where we are right now. Yeah. The trap is placed.
Speaker 3 · [1:49:00]
And then you guys gotta run up with me.
Speaker 2 · [1:49:03]
We can attack from behind him. Do the voice do the voice thing for a dragon with his mother. Say, this is your mommy.
Speaker 2 · [1:49:10]
Go all the The dragon voice shout. Oh, I cast your voice.
Speaker 2 · [1:49:15]
Oh, we gotta we gotta roll? Everybody roll for an issue? No. No. It’s already done. Wait. And then and then can I cast a thaumaturgy to pretend I’m Quigley?
Speaker 3 · [1:49:27]
The Quigley ruse is over.
Speaker 3 · [1:49:30]
The
Speaker 3 · [1:49:32]
capes and the mask were for the Quigley ruse.
Speaker 2 · [1:49:35]
Oh.
Speaker 2 · [1:49:37]
What do mean not for fun? We were supposed to dress up, like, quickly and just come up over the hill and be like, yes, mask. You do whatever you want. There’s no 1 supposed to do anything, but that is what they were for. They were not Fireproofing?
Speaker 0 · [1:49:47]
They were not fireproofing.
Speaker 4 · [1:49:51]
But they do look cool. I really fucked up. Like, there’s so many things in that conversation.
Speaker 3 · [1:49:56]
We have the capes to us, though. Yeah. You guys were just dragging the capes, so we’re super cool. Well, we were out of you guys supposed to put the capes to us.
Speaker 2 · [1:50:05]
You didn’t even know about the capes. That was a whole thing. The capes don’t even matter anymore. I got a cape anyway. Sorry. You’re wearing it when you’re wearing cape. We’re all dressed up like this. Whatever. It wouldn’t be the goblins if we didn’t fuck something up. Alright. So he has to roll what? For the
Speaker 0 · [1:50:22]
well, it’s not even his turn yet. We’re gonna say It’s it’s
Speaker 3 · [1:50:26]
But it’s constitution 12. It’s Moghammer’s turn. Turn. Right.
Speaker 3 · [1:50:29]
He
Speaker 3 · [1:50:31]
is mid flight.
Speaker 0 · [1:50:33]
Well, he was about to leap. He gets the He was about to leap up when
Speaker 0 · [1:50:39]
it started.
Speaker 0 · [1:50:41]
The smoke cloud came down. Alright.
Speaker 3 · [1:50:44]
Moghammer,
Speaker 3 · [1:50:45]
it’s your turn.
Speaker 2 · [1:50:48]
Moghammer? Checked him yet? What now? We’ll see when it starts this time. Moghammer?
Speaker 0 · [1:50:52]
It’s basically, like, cast. Yeah. He’s in mid air, and it’s all of y’all’s turns as y’all are doing everything. Moghammer tongue lashes at the pile of gold and grabs a stack.
Speaker 0 · [1:51:06]
Fair enough.
Speaker 0 · [1:51:07]
50 GP. That doesn’t help us. 50 GP in the market.
Speaker 3 · [1:51:14]
Fuck you. You a fucker. Wish I thought about it.
Speaker 3 · [1:51:18]
I thought about it.
Speaker 2 · [1:51:22]
Okay.
Speaker 2 · [1:51:23]
Now it’s Bonzo’s turn.
Speaker 3 · [1:51:27]
Shit. Alright.
Speaker 0 · [1:51:29]
It’s Bonzo. I think it’s your turn next.
Speaker 3 · [1:51:50]
Let
Speaker 3 · [1:51:51]
me just measure this.
Speaker 2 · [1:51:53]
Can you un I need Faf needs to get off of Moghammer. How do I do that?
Speaker 0 · [1:51:58]
You want them ungrouped? Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [1:52:07]
How we group with this?
Speaker 3 · [1:52:09]
They’re not grouped anymore. My
Speaker 2 · [1:52:13]
camera’s up here because he also, my camera’s huge.
Speaker 2 · [1:52:17]
Yeah. That’s Try and Yeah. It takes up, like can you make Clarky smaller?
Speaker 4 · [1:52:22]
Yes.
Speaker 0 · [1:52:25]
I’ll have to change that. He’s 10 foot wide.
Speaker 1 · [1:52:29]
Does disengaging
Speaker 2 · [1:52:30]
mean, like How did you just do that? I didn’t do that. He did that. Because they’re both attached. They’re We’re attached, though. I can’t unrape them. Oh, goodness.
Speaker 4 · [1:52:39]
That’s fine.
Speaker 0 · [1:52:41]
I
Speaker 0 · [1:52:43]
don’t think
Speaker 2 · [1:52:46]
Moghammer should be
Speaker 2 · [1:52:48]
large.
Speaker 2 · [1:52:49]
Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [1:52:50]
And we should all be
Speaker 3 · [1:52:53]
small, medium.
Speaker 0 · [1:52:56]
That’s what y’all are. Oh. No. No. You’re right. Alright. Quit fucking with sizes,
Speaker 0 · [1:53:01]
Bonzo. Alright.
Speaker 1 · [1:53:04]
I’m gonna just
Speaker 3 · [1:53:06]
take a big breath and go,
Speaker 3 · [1:53:10]
duh.
Speaker 1 · [1:53:11]
Run right in the stinking cloud,
Speaker 1 · [1:53:13]
and I’m gonna go in there with my You have to get out, buddy.
Speaker 3 · [1:53:18]
Know. I can do this.
Speaker 1 · [1:53:21]
And as I’m holding my breath,
Speaker 1 · [1:53:23]
my eyes are watering as I’m running through this in the cloud.
Speaker 1 · [1:53:27]
I use my Primal Sabotry.
Speaker 3 · [1:53:29]
Okay.
Speaker 1 · [1:53:30]
It does acid damage.
Speaker 2 · [1:53:33]
So
Speaker 2 · [1:53:38]
that does
Speaker 1 · [1:53:40]
that’s a 4. So nope. Sorry. 6 plus 4 is a 10. That 1 doesn’t hit. Right? No.
Speaker 0 · [1:53:47]
Alright. Wanna try know what his armor class is. 18.
Speaker 3 · [1:53:50]
It’s 18? Yeah. Alright. I’m gonna try it again.
Speaker 3 · [1:53:54]
It’s a 16 plus 4, so that hits 20. Alright.
Speaker 3 · [1:53:58]
2 10 to v. Yeah. 2 d tens.
Speaker 1 · [1:54:04]
7,
Speaker 1 · [1:54:08]
plus 3.
Speaker 1 · [1:54:10]
So 10 damage.
Speaker 3 · [1:54:11]
Damage on the board. Let’s go. And
Speaker 1 · [1:54:15]
my bonus action is I have
Speaker 1 · [1:54:19]
I can use a monk point
Speaker 1 · [1:54:22]
to use my focus step of the wind, which means I can both disengage and dash
Speaker 1 · [1:54:29]
as a bonus action.
Speaker 1 · [1:54:30]
My jump distance is doubled for my turn to Wow.
Speaker 2 · [1:54:34]
You’re going up on that cliff? So I’m gonna jump.
Speaker 1 · [1:54:38]
Do you drive it? Yeah. I’m gonna jump up and join
Speaker 1 · [1:54:41]
Kevin on the cliff. Wow. Okay.
Speaker 3 · [1:54:46]
Just fucking sick turn.
Speaker 1 · [1:54:48]
I’m gonna get out, and I start gagging because it sneaks bubbles so bad. Nice.
Speaker 0 · [1:54:54]
It’s a nice little monkey action.
Speaker 0 · [1:54:58]
I’m assuming you’re just, like, right there.
Speaker 0 · [1:55:02]
Okay.
Speaker 0 · [1:55:06]
So you’re taking the savage primary unarmed strike attack
Speaker 0 · [1:55:10]
to his right wing. Now it’s my turn. You
Speaker 3 · [1:55:15]
passed.
Speaker 0 · [1:55:18]
Yeah. It’s your turn.
Speaker 0 · [1:55:20]
I
Speaker 2 · [1:55:21]
know. I know. Just all over here. What’s my
Speaker 2 · [1:55:24]
running? Is this 1 from the witcher? I have 30 feet walking.
Speaker 3 · [1:55:30]
So, like, right here. Let’s see. There’s a door.
Speaker 3 · [1:55:34]
Yeah. I know.
Speaker 2 · [1:55:36]
Okay. So
Speaker 2 · [1:55:37]
I’m gonna go just around the corner, which I can’t fucking see shit. It’s Moghammer. Can we Moghammer needs to get out to safety anyways. We should back him Did you did you back him up when it was his turn? Yeah. Yeah. Let’s just say he’s backed up.
Speaker 2 · [1:55:51]
Can can you, like, add transparency or some shit? Just like We’re just we’re just putting Moghammer
Speaker 0 · [1:55:58]
back.
Speaker 2 · [1:55:59]
He’s back for safety. Yeah. Faf Pats his head as he’s going, get out of here, Moghammer. Okay. So all I’m doing is I’m gonna go right
Speaker 2 · [1:56:08]
okay. So, yeah, there it’s only, like, 10 feet to get visual.
Speaker 2 · [1:56:12]
I’m getting right around the corner, basically. Alright. Working that line of sight. So I can, like, see
Speaker 0 · [1:56:18]
Okay. Bad boy. Uh-huh.
Speaker 2 · [1:56:20]
I’m gonna hit him with 1 of them.
Speaker 2 · [1:56:27]
Hex Blades curse,
Speaker 2 · [1:56:31]
which
Speaker 2 · [1:56:34]
wait. Should I hit him? Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [1:56:36]
Hex Blades curse activated once per short rest. I
Speaker 2 · [1:56:41]
can curse
Speaker 2 · [1:56:43]
for 1 minute against cursed target. I gain a plus 3 bonus to damage roll, score critical hit on 19 and 20,
Speaker 2 · [1:56:50]
and I regain 9 HP if they die.
Speaker 2 · [1:56:54]
And then I’ll do a elder blast.
Speaker 2 · [1:57:02]
So it’s 11 plus 7 is 18 plus
Speaker 2 · [1:57:05]
That hits.
Speaker 2 · [1:57:07]
Plus whatever.
Speaker 2 · [1:57:08]
So it does hit. It hits.
Speaker 2 · [1:57:12]
And then
Speaker 2 · [1:57:15]
let’s see.
Speaker 2 · [1:57:18]
And you also and you also see that 3 Okay. 3 bonus damage to rolls. No.
Speaker 2 · [1:57:24]
No.
Speaker 2 · [1:57:26]
Okay. So it’s 1 d 10.
Speaker 0 · [1:57:30]
Damn.
Speaker 2 · [1:57:33]
We cannot see that. It’s a 2 plus 4
Speaker 2 · [1:57:36]
is 6 plus 3 is 9. So that’s 9
Speaker 2 · [1:57:41]
damage on that 1.
Speaker 0 · [1:57:43]
Boom.
Speaker 2 · [1:57:44]
Damn it. And then I’m I’m running
Speaker 2 · [1:57:48]
back around the corner as far as I can go, basically, which would be, like, here maybe.
Speaker 2 · [1:57:53]
Alright. I guess. Fair enough.
Speaker 0 · [1:57:55]
Good shout.
Speaker 0 · [1:58:02]
Sebulba
Speaker 0 · [1:58:03]
getting eldritch blast hit. He’s in the cloud, the flume. What’s the role to
Speaker 4 · [1:58:11]
Speaker 2 · [1:58:15]
- Fail.
Speaker 0 · [1:58:18]
To not get hit by him? Have a proficiency level. Okay. So what happens if he fails?
Speaker 3 · [1:58:23]
Can’t do anything. Oh, yeah. No turn.
Speaker 3 · [1:58:27]
But we I think we need to figure out how long it actually Wait. What do you mean no turn? He doesn’t get a turn? Just stay close. In this way, the creature It takes his entire turn. Can’t take an action or bonus action. That is so OP, bro. Can he take movement?
Speaker 0 · [1:58:41]
He’s stuck in the Oh, movement would be an action, wouldn’t it? No.
Speaker 3 · [1:58:45]
Movement’s not action or bonus action. I think we used this wrong last time. We made it seem so much more powerful. But you can immobilize them with Well, in that the future, we can you can immobilize with Mogham. So even if they moved around, they weren’t gonna get out. Or, like, 1 of your skills. Each creature that starts to turn their cast must succeed on the constitution top throw or have the poison condition until the end of the current turn.
Speaker 4 · [1:59:07]
While poisoned in this way, the creature can’t take an action or bonus action.
Speaker 2 · [1:59:11]
So he’s poisoned now. He’s poisoned, but he can still move.
Speaker 0 · [1:59:14]
And he will be poisoned for this whole turn regardless of this movement.
Speaker 0 · [1:59:19]
But he beats his wings heavily
Speaker 0 · [1:59:23]
and comes over here
Speaker 2 · [1:59:25]
outside of it. He’s he’s still in his mouth. He’s still in his mouth. Mouth. Fully ingesting it. He does seem like it does seem like he would still be in if he He can’t really get out. He doesn’t even know the way out. And the DM can’t Alright. Well, the alternative that that was
Speaker 0 · [1:59:39]
he bounds right up here.
Speaker 0 · [1:59:41]
Okay. Well, we just sort of option 1. I have here, like, option 1 is fine. Oh, okay. Option work.
Speaker 0 · [1:59:47]
Much more. We’ll go with option 1. He is out of the cloud.
Speaker 0 · [1:59:52]
Flies.
Speaker 0 · [1:59:55]
He’s got 80 movement speed.
Speaker 3 · [1:59:57]
80?
Speaker 3 · [1:59:58]
That’s fat. Yeah. That’s good. But
Speaker 0 · [2:00:01]
that is his turn because he doesn’t have an action, which is really great for you.
Speaker 0 · [2:00:06]
Faf, your turn.
Speaker 2 · [2:00:08]
Alright.
Speaker 2 · [2:00:14]
The trap is in front of you, isn’t it?
Speaker 2 · [2:00:17]
Yeah. The trap is very close to where he landed, actually. Arguably, you could be in it. How do we know if it triggers on?
Speaker 2 · [2:00:25]
I didn’t know where it was placed. Oh, god. It was it was placed right there. In front of Faf. It Which I don’t know if it would it would’ve it wouldn’t have hit him right there. But
Speaker 3 · [2:00:34]
if he goes But it was really well disguised up on the corner. It was really well disguised.
Speaker 2 · [2:00:39]
This is the trap. That makes sense. I agree with that. Alright. So
Speaker 3 · [2:00:46]
Faf,
Speaker 2 · [2:00:48]
of course, sprints right at
Speaker 3 · [2:00:51]
yeah. This is you great stinking lizard.
Speaker 2 · [2:00:54]
And
Speaker 3 · [2:00:56]
and
Speaker 2 · [2:00:59]
does does a spin move on the way,
Speaker 2 · [2:01:02]
but it’s it’s not a complete spin move. It’s like it’s like a basketball move where you think this way and then come back this way. And on the come back this way is a fat chop to the belly with with the axe. That’s a chop chop? Yeah. That’ll chop.
Speaker 2 · [2:01:16]
With a topple and
Speaker 2 · [2:01:19]
and an unwavering mark. And we gotta keep drawing them this way somehow.
Speaker 2 · [2:01:24]
15 plus 7. That hits.
Speaker 2 · [2:01:27]
What
Speaker 2 · [2:01:29]
do dragons love the most? Gold, obviously. Alright.
Speaker 2 · [2:01:34]
So Made up gold.
Speaker 2 · [2:01:35]
I love gold. You need to make a constitution saving throw.
Speaker 2 · [2:01:40]
DC 8 plus the ability modifier used to make the attack roll and your proficiency bonus.
Speaker 0 · [2:01:51]
For
Speaker 0 · [2:01:53]
the top hole? Mhmm.
Speaker 2 · [2:01:55]
What is that? Shit. A top hole. Yeah. If you if you hit a creature with a battle axe, can force the creature to make a constitution saving throw, parenthesis. Right. DC 8 plus the ability modifier used to make the attack roll.
Speaker 0 · [2:02:06]
Right. So what’s the what am I trying to beat? Okay. So I guess it’s DC 8 plus what’s the ability modifier used to make the attack? Use strength. Strength. So plus 3.
Speaker 2 · [2:02:19]
So you gotta get a d c 11.
Speaker 0 · [2:02:22]
But what what else did it say?
Speaker 1 · [2:02:24]
And your proficiency bonus. Right.
Speaker 3 · [2:02:26]
Which should be 3.
Speaker 2 · [2:02:28]
Yeah. It is 3.
Speaker 0 · [2:02:30]
Wait.
Speaker 3 · [2:02:31]
8 plus 3 plus 3. 0, so so
Speaker 2 · [2:02:35]
so it’s 15 14? 8 plus 3314.
Speaker 3 · [2:02:39]
Okay.
Speaker 0 · [2:02:40]
Constitution.
Speaker 3 · [2:02:41]
Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [2:02:43]
It’s a 2. It fails. Topple that fucking bench? Topple. But we haven’t we haven’t even figured out the math on how much damage it is. Right. And this is also he’s unwavering marks too.
Speaker 2 · [2:02:54]
That’s 7 plus 4.
Speaker 2 · [2:02:56]
That’s 11.
Speaker 2 · [2:02:59]
Alright.
Speaker 2 · [2:03:00]
That was swing 1. Yeah. Swing 2 coming at you.
Speaker 2 · [2:03:04]
That that that 1 was was,
Speaker 2 · [2:03:07]
you know, like, you know, I faked this way and came back with the axe. Now he’s just gonna pull the axe out and come around to the other side.
Speaker 2 · [2:03:15]
Nice. Nice. Yeah. We’re trying to bleed him symmetrically.
Speaker 2 · [2:03:19]
Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [2:03:20]
13 plus 7, that’s 20. Nice.
Speaker 2 · [2:03:26]
4 plus 4. That’s 8. That’s
Speaker 2 · [2:03:29]
nice. That’s good damage. That’s good damage. Very nice. And he’s got unwavering right. Wavering mark. He’s got unwavering mark.
Speaker 2 · [2:03:36]
And he’s toppled. Gonna come Andy’s toppled. You can run away from toppled, that means he goes prone.
Speaker 0 · [2:03:41]
And prone means just as bad. He can only crawl 50%
Speaker 0 · [2:03:46]
max
Speaker 0 · [2:03:47]
speed to spit to stand.
Speaker 0 · [2:03:50]
Yeah. While he’s prone,
Speaker 0 · [2:03:53]
attack rolls that he makes have disadvantage.
Speaker 0 · [2:03:56]
No opportunity to attack. Attackers have advantage within 5 feet. And
Speaker 2 · [2:04:02]
that within 5 feet? Mark me, he comes after you?
Speaker 2 · [2:04:04]
He doesn’t He’s attack disincentivized to come after anyone else. If he doesn’t attack him, then he has, like, disadvantage or something. Okay.
Speaker 2 · [2:04:12]
Sweet.
Speaker 2 · [2:04:13]
Because you’re
Speaker 2 · [2:04:14]
Is that your turn? Trap. Are you gonna run into Actually,
Speaker 2 · [2:04:17]
no. I’m gonna back up to just behind the trap. Just just a few steps back,
Speaker 2 · [2:04:22]
and
Speaker 2 · [2:04:23]
and then I’m gonna lift my kilt and show him my gold.
Speaker 2 · [2:04:28]
Show
Speaker 2 · [2:04:29]
him the gold. Him the coin pouch. Show him I’m showing him the showing him the coin pouch.
Speaker 3 · [2:04:36]
That was easy. More incentive.
Speaker 3 · [2:04:39]
Miso Rod, your turn.
Speaker 4 · [2:04:45]
I
Speaker 4 · [2:04:47]
am going to cast
Speaker 3 · [2:04:51]
Dissonant Whispers,
Speaker 3 · [2:04:53]
my 2nd level,
Speaker 3 · [2:04:56]
And
Speaker 3 · [2:04:57]
just,
Speaker 4 · [2:05:00]
yeah,
Speaker 4 · [2:05:01]
play a really bad song on backpipes
Speaker 4 · [2:05:06]
so that retreats
Speaker 4 · [2:05:09]
and
Speaker 4 · [2:05:10]
so wisdom saving throw at 12.
Speaker 4 · [2:05:15]
K.
Speaker 3 · [2:05:20]
It’s a failed. And then I got 4
Speaker 3 · [2:05:22]
4 d 6 damage and
Speaker 4 · [2:05:26]
must immediately use its reaction if available to move as far away from you as it can using the safest route.
Speaker 4 · [2:05:34]
On a successful save, the target takes 0.5 as much damage. Okay.
Speaker 2 · [2:05:38]
Doing damage.
Speaker 3 · [2:05:39]
4, say, 4 d 6. Alright. 2
Speaker 3 · [2:05:42]
2 2.
Speaker 4 · [2:05:45]
3 3.
Speaker 3 · [2:05:48]
Speaker 3 · [2:05:50]
Speaker 3 · [2:05:53]
Right. Yep. Yeah. It appears to me the safest route is
Speaker 3 · [2:05:57]
Straight in the sky. Fast.
Speaker 0 · [2:06:00]
Yeah. Absolutely.
Speaker 0 · [2:06:02]
And the dissonant whisperer strike him with psychotic psychotic energy. He is prone.
Speaker 0 · [2:06:09]
Claw is just crawled shutters back in fear, crawling,
Speaker 3 · [2:06:14]
and his claw strikes the trap. Oh.
Speaker 2 · [2:06:18]
Which when
Speaker 4 · [2:06:20]
stepped on, 3 d 6 damage and disables that appendage from attacking.
Speaker 4 · [2:06:24]
Okay. Wow.
Speaker 0 · [2:06:26]
Wow. Alright. So it’s it’s right clock and a time. 3 d 6. 3
Speaker 2 · [2:06:37]
5 6.
Speaker 2 · [2:06:39]
Let’s
Speaker 3 · [2:06:40]
go. Damn.
Speaker 3 · [2:06:41]
Alright. 3
Speaker 0 · [2:06:43]
5 6 is 14. A 27 damage turn. Nice. Gosh. Dirty dog. You did? Way
Speaker 0 · [2:07:18]
Bonzo, it’s your turn.
Speaker 2 · [2:07:21]
What about Mogham? Does this Mogham’s in to keep the treat. Yeah. Mogham’s out. I think you can use the dragon trap against.
Speaker 3 · [2:07:29]
Yes.
Speaker 0 · [2:07:30]
K. In this battle? Very large not in this battle. Okay. I mean, it would take an action to To grab it and then
Speaker 0 · [2:07:39]
it and then to reopen it and replace it. But, yes, theoretically. Sure.
Speaker 3 · [2:07:49]
Alright.
Speaker 3 · [2:07:51]
Did we ever meet his accomplice guy, the the guy that he kept calling out to? Quigley? Quigley. Presumably, y’all killed Quigley. Oh, wait. Sorry. Sorry. Never
Speaker 2 · [2:08:01]
spoke with Quigley. Clarky
Speaker 3 · [2:08:04]
does have actions.
Speaker 3 · [2:08:06]
What is his at? What are his actions? He can bite.
Speaker 3 · [2:08:10]
Dude, don’t say Clarky either. He
Speaker 3 · [2:08:14]
can bite.
Speaker 0 · [2:08:17]
It’s it’s Bonzo’s turn. Clarky has no I’d like to safety pocket where only he dies if you die.
Speaker 1 · [2:08:24]
When he’s in the safety box.
Speaker 1 · [2:08:26]
I’d like to try throwing a bomb at him
Speaker 1 · [2:08:31]
since I have a bomb. Okay. What does the bomb do? Yeah. It goes boom.
Speaker 1 · [2:08:37]
Hell yeah. And it’s like abuse
Speaker 1 · [2:08:40]
And does 3 d 6 damage. Okay. So
Speaker 1 · [2:08:45]
I’m gonna use my Drew Craft to
Speaker 1 · [2:08:48]
start a little flame and light it. Yeah. Let’s see.
Speaker 3 · [2:08:57]
Whatever it is. Yeah. That’s what I said.
Speaker 1 · [2:09:00]
And
Speaker 1 · [2:09:01]
I
Speaker 1 · [2:09:02]
throw a
Speaker 0 · [2:09:03]
Jabari Mold d 20.
Speaker 1 · [2:09:08]
Yeah. Actually, 12 d’s
Speaker 1 · [2:09:10]
Dexterity DC.
Speaker 0 · [2:09:12]
Oh, I see. No. So you don’t have to roll anything. Okay.
Speaker 3 · [2:09:16]
It says roll.
Speaker 0 · [2:09:20]
He fails. Goddamn.
Speaker 3 · [2:09:21]
Damn.
Speaker 1 · [2:09:24]
Alright. 3 d sixes.
Speaker 3 · [2:09:26]
That’s a 6. 6. Let’s go. 2.
Speaker 1 · [2:09:30]
Speaker 3 · [2:09:30]
Speaker 0 · [2:09:34]
Goddamn, dude. Y’all are smacking. He hasn’t even tapped.
Speaker 0 · [2:09:38]
He’s like, y’all done 76
Speaker 0 · [2:09:40]
damage, and he has not even attacked.
Speaker 3 · [2:09:43]
Is that the end of your turn? Yeah. I’ll end it there. Oh, yes. You need to put him out of his fucking Yeah. Right? Dude. Alright.
Speaker 0 · [2:09:50]
Alright. His body is tea.
Speaker 2 · [2:09:52]
I slowly prance up to him. Okay.
Speaker 3 · [2:09:57]
And
Speaker 3 · [2:09:58]
And we should assume you’re kinda standing right next to that.
Speaker 2 · [2:10:02]
Yeah. I mean, I don’t wanna get too close, but I’m I’m just kinda prank I’m prancing around. I’m kinda juking and jabbing at him.
Speaker 2 · [2:10:10]
And I I cast Bane 1st, which is my bonus action.
Speaker 2 · [2:10:15]
Wait. No. No. No. Not Bane. Hex. I cast Hex.
Speaker 2 · [2:10:19]
I thought you’re already Hex’ed. You did. No. I I used
Speaker 2 · [2:10:24]
Hexblade’s curse.
Speaker 3 · [2:10:26]
This is different, bro. Okay. Hex
Speaker 2 · [2:10:29]
is
Speaker 2 · [2:10:34]
it’s another curse.
Speaker 2 · [2:10:36]
Oh, wait. Concentration.
Speaker 2 · [2:10:38]
How can you only have 1 concentration going at a time? That’s alright. Goddamn.
Speaker 3 · [2:10:43]
Wait. Is the other 1 a concentration?
Speaker 2 · [2:10:49]
No. Wait.
Speaker 2 · [2:10:50]
It’s
Speaker 2 · [2:10:51]
just a curse.
Speaker 2 · [2:10:53]
It’s
Speaker 2 · [2:10:54]
not a concentration. So I’m cast I’m casting this hex this hex, which is concentration on him.
Speaker 2 · [2:11:01]
And it essentially
Speaker 2 · [2:11:03]
deals an extra 1 d 6 necro damage to the target whenever I hit it with an attack roll.
Speaker 0 · [2:11:08]
What did Hexblade’s curse do?
Speaker 2 · [2:11:10]
Hexblade’s
Speaker 2 · [2:11:11]
curse gives me
Speaker 3 · [2:11:15]
what is money? Bitch.
Speaker 2 · [2:11:17]
It gives me
Speaker 2 · [2:11:21]
for 1 minute, which how long does a minute last in fighting?
Speaker 3 · [2:11:25]
It’s you’ll be good.
Speaker 2 · [2:11:27]
Like, 1 turn, maybe, like, 2 turn cycles. Yeah. Against the cursed target, you gain plus 3 bonus to damage rolls for a critical hit on a roll of 19 and 20, and I regain 9 HP if it dies.
Speaker 2 · [2:11:39]
That’s actually what it’s cursed. Yeah. It’s once per short burst. It’s a it’s a it’s a special bonus action for my, like
Speaker 3 · [2:11:48]
Whatever.
Speaker 2 · [2:11:49]
Hex is just a generic spell
Speaker 2 · [2:11:51]
that I can cast.
Speaker 2 · [2:11:53]
And it gives me 1 d 6 necro damage to target whenever I hit with an attack roll. And I also can choose an ability.
Speaker 2 · [2:12:01]
The target has disadvantage on that ability check made with with the chosen ability.
Speaker 2 · [2:12:05]
What about? Which I
Speaker 2 · [2:12:08]
what would the
Speaker 2 · [2:12:09]
what kind of ability would I
Speaker 2 · [2:12:15]
what ability would I like, dexterity or something? About pain.
Speaker 2 · [2:12:20]
Yeah. What like, what are the abilities, like, strength, dexterity, constitution, whatever? Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [2:12:27]
I’ll do I’ll do a disadvantage
Speaker 2 · [2:12:30]
on strength.
Speaker 0 · [2:12:33]
Okay.
Speaker 2 · [2:12:34]
Okay. And then I’m gonna throw
Speaker 2 · [2:12:38]
the jug of lightning
Speaker 2 · [2:12:39]
straight at his face. Oh, fuck.
Speaker 3 · [2:12:42]
Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [2:12:44]
Alright.
Speaker 2 · [2:12:45]
If it hits, I get 5 d 6 electricity damage
Speaker 2 · [2:12:50]
plus
Speaker 2 · [2:12:51]
3 from my hex blades curves plus 1 d 6
Speaker 2 · [2:12:56]
from my little. I know. Let’s see. Okay. Execute is that That’s a d 20? How do you know if it hits?
Speaker 2 · [2:13:03]
It just says thrown item, direct hit does 5 d 6. So
Speaker 2 · [2:13:08]
I don’t know. Is it a it’s a thrown item.
Speaker 0 · [2:13:11]
Right.
Speaker 0 · [2:13:13]
So you still roll a d 20 for the throw.
Speaker 2 · [2:13:16]
For the throw. Attack. But, like, would it be So what what would be my torture suit. Attack bonus or whatever. Dexterity. Whatever is your highest. Negative. Plus dexterity.
Speaker 2 · [2:13:25]
Okay. 15
Speaker 2 · [2:13:27]
plus dexterity
Speaker 2 · [2:13:28]
2 plus
Speaker 2 · [2:13:30]
Yeah. Efficiency.
Speaker 2 · [2:13:32]
Okay. So it hits. So I need to roll
Speaker 2 · [2:13:36]
Man. 5 d 6 as well as
Speaker 0 · [2:13:42]
Just do the 5 d 6 1st.
Speaker 2 · [2:13:45]
As well as another 1 d I’ll do I’ll do 6 d 6. K.
Speaker 2 · [2:13:52]
It’s 66
Speaker 2 · [2:13:53]
plus
Speaker 2 · [2:13:55]
Speaker 4 · [2:13:57]
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3 · [2:13:58]
Yeah. 6 plus It’s gotta be the Moth 3.
Speaker 2 · [2:14:02]
Wait.
Speaker 2 · [2:14:03]
2 damage rolls.
Speaker 2 · [2:14:06]
Is that plus 3 to each damage roll? What do you mean 2?
Speaker 2 · [2:14:10]
You gain plus 3 bonus to damage rolls.
Speaker 2 · [2:14:13]
Would it be
Speaker 2 · [2:14:15]
it. Do
Speaker 1 · [2:14:26]
your day be vigil.
Speaker 3 · [2:14:28]
Oh god. Shit. It’s not a cop.
Speaker 3 · [2:14:31]
Okay.
Speaker 2 · [2:14:34]
51015202329.
Speaker 3 · [2:14:39]
Wow. 3.
Speaker 3 · [2:14:41]
What? That’s 6. 2. 0293.
Speaker 3 · [2:14:45]
Speaker 2 · [2:14:46]
Damn.
Speaker 0 · [2:14:47]
Wow. Is that the bottle of lightning? That took That was That was the bottle of lightning.
Speaker 2 · [2:14:51]
That took me forever to cast, though. The bottle of lightning plus the hex plus the hex whisper. Hell, yeah. Yeah. The bottle of lightning was a good pickup for, you know, TV hands.
Speaker 0 · [2:15:03]
Lightning just the the the glass jar hits
Speaker 0 · [2:15:08]
the red scaly flank of Siegfried and just launches electrical
Speaker 0 · [2:15:13]
blue lightning flames all over him shaking and quivering.
Speaker 0 · [2:15:16]
And anger
Speaker 0 · [2:15:18]
fuels and steam is already
Speaker 0 · [2:15:20]
pouring
Speaker 0 · [2:15:21]
out
Speaker 0 · [2:15:22]
of
Speaker 0 · [2:15:23]
his mouth.
Speaker 0 · [2:15:24]
Rage,
Speaker 0 · [2:15:25]
rage, rage is
Speaker 0 · [2:15:27]
what is upon his face.
Speaker 0 · [2:15:29]
And he rears back
Speaker 0 · [2:15:31]
and launches
Speaker 0 · [2:15:34]
mouth agape.
Speaker 3 · [2:15:36]
A red ball starting it’s just sort of like a star
Speaker 0 · [2:15:40]
in the deep of his neck.
Speaker 0 · [2:15:43]
If yours bigger, bigger, bigger until
Speaker 0 · [2:15:46]
a 30 foot cone
Speaker 3 · [2:15:49]
of flame
Speaker 3 · [2:15:51]
I have my shield. Charging. Sorry.
Speaker 3 · [2:15:57]
At
Speaker 3 · [2:15:58]
YouTube.
Speaker 2 · [2:15:59]
Oh, at Reed?
Speaker 3 · [2:16:01]
At at u Ma’am. YouTube. Oh, you have a you’re so Bath and Bodius. What’s that? You would need to both roll
Speaker 0 · [2:16:10]
dexterity saving 1st.
Speaker 2 · [2:16:14]
How
Speaker 2 · [2:16:16]
do I do that?
Speaker 2 · [2:16:17]
D 20 plus whatever my mods are. 16.
Speaker 3 · [2:16:21]
What do I do? Perficiency as well? 18. Nice.
Speaker 2 · [2:16:24]
18 plus proficiency?
Speaker 0 · [2:16:26]
Well, 16 plus your dexterity. Dexterity.
Speaker 0 · [2:16:29]
Oh, sure.
Speaker 2 · [2:16:32]
Damn.
Speaker 2 · [2:16:33]
19 plus 1 20. Nice.
Speaker 0 · [2:16:36]
You
Speaker 0 · [2:16:37]
both save. And did you have any
Speaker 0 · [2:16:40]
were you concentrating on fire resistance or something?
Speaker 2 · [2:16:44]
I was before the fight,
Speaker 2 · [2:16:46]
and that would have lasted
Speaker 2 · [2:16:49]
a minute after,
Speaker 1 · [2:16:51]
like, the fight started. So your fire resistance is probably down. Okay.
Speaker 0 · [2:16:57]
You guys successfully set save.
Speaker 0 · [2:17:00]
The shield comes up.
Speaker 0 · [2:17:03]
Body is fall falls beneath
Speaker 0 · [2:17:06]
beneath it is also
Speaker 0 · [2:17:08]
gaining some protection
Speaker 0 · [2:17:12]
from it.
Speaker 0 · [2:17:13]
But,
Speaker 0 · [2:17:14]
nevertheless, the
Speaker 0 · [2:17:17]
flame is
Speaker 0 · [2:17:19]
so
Speaker 0 · [2:17:20]
powerful,
Speaker 0 · [2:17:22]
so strong
Speaker 0 · [2:17:23]
that you take
Speaker 0 · [2:17:26]
a lot of damage.
Speaker 3 · [2:17:27]
A lot of damage?
Speaker 0 · [2:17:29]
Lot damage. We’re about to see. You’re taking you’re taking 0.5 damage right now
Speaker 3 · [2:17:34]
Oh. Than what you would have taken. Yeah. Those are
Speaker 2 · [2:17:41]
It’s like 75.
Speaker 3 · [2:17:45]
It sounds like a lot of damage.
Speaker 2 · [2:17:48]
He’s like, don’t worry. It’ll be 0.5. Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [2:17:51]
0.5 damage.
Speaker 2 · [2:17:54]
This dude’s already taken, like, over a 100 damage. Am I gonna survive 1 attack?
Speaker 0 · [2:18:00]
You took 0.5 damage. You took 20 you both take 26 damage. Oh my total? Thank god.
Speaker 0 · [2:18:05]
You both yeah. From the the fire blast. Jesus fuck.
Speaker 3 · [2:18:10]
Each? Yeah. Each. You bet 26 damage. How are you guys on health? Christ. I have 5 health.
Speaker 2 · [2:18:16]
I now have 28 health.
Speaker 3 · [2:18:20]
Okay. Here. Give me my give me my I need 2 of those reds back.
Speaker 2 · [2:18:26]
Alright. Somebody needs to, like actually, I might have. Is there a way to perceive how much health this bugger has left?
Speaker 0 · [2:18:35]
You can look at him and see that he is he is battered, but he’s not unbowed.
Speaker 2 · [2:18:41]
Okay. Because to me, it’s just like,
Speaker 2 · [2:18:44]
do I fucking run away? Because 1 more of those, I’m schmooped.
Speaker 2 · [2:18:49]
No. We gotta cook this fuck. Should I throw another sticking cloud?
Speaker 3 · [2:18:53]
Can
Speaker 2 · [2:18:54]
you can you hit him?
Speaker 2 · [2:18:55]
Is he is he in snare? Can hit him.
Speaker 3 · [2:18:59]
He’s not in snare. I just have another. It’s his my god. Yes.
Speaker 2 · [2:19:03]
Yes. Can you ensnare that that guy? He if no. No. He can throw another stinking cloud. Even if we can’t attack, it doesn’t matter because if he can attack, it it’s a win for everybody.
Speaker 2 · [2:19:14]
Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [2:19:15]
No. But but he can hit him. He can he can do the radius, the stinking cloud. This He can throw the stinking cloud. Now gone. He could do the stinking cloud right here. From the fire back. You can remove it. That stinking cloud. But he can How long does it last anyway?
Speaker 0 · [2:19:28]
Until I guess. The wind takes it.
Speaker 2 · [2:19:31]
I think it’s, like, 12.
Speaker 2 · [2:19:33]
Alright. So I should not do any heels. I should I should fuck this boy up. Let’s fuck this dude up. Alright. Alright. So You’ve you’ve never gone down in your life. Yeah. Faf? Pussy heels. Faf? No. Actually I go down every time. You know what? That’s a good point.
Speaker 0 · [2:19:47]
Faf has never gone down.
Speaker 0 · [2:19:49]
Pussy.
Speaker 2 · [2:19:51]
Faf’s been knocked before, I think.
Speaker 3 · [2:19:54]
Maybe. Maybe not. Oh, yeah. You went down that 1 time.
Speaker 4 · [2:20:08]
I go down every time we fight. Well, I have a lot of potions of healing, and I have mass healing word.
Speaker 2 · [2:20:15]
Nice. 1 issue if I use stinking cloud again, I can’t use mass word. Stinking cloud. If we don’t Drink that stinking If I don’t kill him right now. Alright? Ain’t
Speaker 2 · [2:20:26]
no telling how much health he’s got left. I’m worried he’s got 200. And listen. That means we’re not gonna get him here.
Speaker 3 · [2:20:31]
But we might. He’s so stuck in the trap, though. Right? No. I didn’t catch him. Just Oh. Snared his legs. Snared his legs. Alright.
Speaker 3 · [2:20:40]
He’s not. So I’m gonna
Speaker 3 · [2:20:42]
Faf D’Gnorwolf. Lifting.
Speaker 0 · [2:20:43]
Faf. He can’t attack with 1 claw. Excuse me.
Speaker 1 · [2:20:48]
Faf D’Gnorwolf. So theory he doesn’t just still move around. Yeah. He doesn’t just have
Speaker 3 · [2:20:53]
attack.
Speaker 3 · [2:20:54]
It’s just like a little bear trap on his claw. What’s
Speaker 0 · [2:21:00]
happening?
Speaker 2 · [2:21:03]
I’m gonna say it smells like
Speaker 2 · [2:21:06]
fish fry
Speaker 2 · [2:21:07]
as I as I stand up and and you know my shield is the big ass motherfucking fish shield. That’s what it’s called. That’s what the item’s called. It’s a fish. Fish shield.
Speaker 2 · [2:21:15]
And
Speaker 2 · [2:21:17]
and I’m just gonna drop it. Just gonna drop it on the ground. Yeah. And I’m gonna slow walk dragging the ax straight
Speaker 2 · [2:21:24]
at the guy.
Speaker 2 · [2:21:25]
Just just coming at him.
Speaker 2 · [2:21:27]
And
Speaker 2 · [2:21:29]
1st and foremost,
Speaker 2 · [2:21:30]
I’m just going to
Speaker 2 · [2:21:33]
seek absolute fucking blood vigilance for the fact that while unwavering marked, this boy did some damage to my homie,
Speaker 2 · [2:21:40]
which he cannot do without some repercussions.
Speaker 2 · [2:21:45]
It basically means that I get to
Speaker 2 · [2:21:49]
attack you.
Speaker 2 · [2:21:51]
And
Speaker 2 · [2:21:55]
Well, he attacked have advantage plus x 2 extra damage. So give me give give me another d 20. Yeah. He’s just a counter.
Speaker 2 · [2:22:01]
You. He attacks 3 too. He’s the only spot attack man. He targeted he targeted you.
Speaker 0 · [2:22:08]
Mhmm. It was a cone attack, so it wasn’t even really a target. I also don’t think of the way Ring hard works for that.
Speaker 0 · [2:22:15]
No.
Speaker 2 · [2:22:19]
We broke you. Oh, you also had do you
Speaker 2 · [2:22:22]
you also had dis you also had disadvantage on the attacker roll.
Speaker 0 · [2:22:26]
It was it was a spell, so you guys had to save on it. So it wasn’t a spell that Okay. Which we did save. In fact, he didn’t even Okay. All it says, Ian, is if the if the marked tree if the marked creature deals damage to anyone else, I can make a special melee attack.
Speaker 2 · [2:22:40]
Is that what it says? The marked creature damage to anyone else. That is true. That is what it says. I am a I am a textualist on this. Alright. It says that. Let me let me Heath is back. He’s so back. Let me read it.
Speaker 2 · [2:22:53]
Let me read it.
Speaker 0 · [2:23:07]
Okay. It says while it is within 5 feet to view, marked creature has disadvantage on the attack roll. It doesn’t target you target you. If the marked creature deals damage to anyone else, you can make a special melee attack.
Speaker 0 · [2:23:18]
It seems like that’s, like, if
Speaker 0 · [2:23:21]
the marked creature deals damage to anyone else based on an attack role, it doesn’t target. It just says if it Doesn’t do damage to anyone else.
Speaker 0 · [2:23:28]
It doesn’t say that. Yeah. You know what? It doesn’t say that. I think that that’s probably a mistake in their writing, but sexualism
Speaker 0 · [2:23:36]
prevails.
Speaker 0 · [2:23:37]
Okay. Therefore
Speaker 2 · [2:23:39]
So this is my Yeah. Is my 1st Yes. Attack. On River Market. I mean Which I which I have advantage, so get to roll 2 d twenties. Right? Mhmm.
Speaker 3 · [2:23:47]
Let’s fucking
Speaker 3 · [2:23:49]
go.
Speaker 3 · [2:23:51]
- Holy shit.
Speaker 3 · [2:23:54]
That hits. So that’s just a hit.
Speaker 2 · [2:23:57]
And then for damage,
Speaker 1 · [2:24:00]
I thought that was damage. I was like Damn. That’s a 9
Speaker 2 · [2:24:05]
plus 4
Speaker 2 · [2:24:08]
plus 2 because of the unwavering mark.
Speaker 2 · [2:24:11]
So that’s 15 damage.
Speaker 2 · [2:24:13]
Nice. So that was my 1st attack. Attack of the so that 1 was actually
Speaker 2 · [2:24:20]
kinda like a spinning baseball bat type type thing coming out. I’m
Speaker 2 · [2:24:25]
gonna leave it in.
Speaker 2 · [2:24:28]
Alright? Alright.
Speaker 2 · [2:24:30]
Kinda like kinda like like spin like a ballerina on 1 toe Uh-huh. Around and then catch it on my way around and then keep spinning and smack them again on the other side. I’m doing the sort of symmetry
Speaker 2 · [2:24:42]
thing here. Spinning.
Speaker 2 · [2:24:44]
Oh,
Speaker 2 · [2:24:45]
8 plus 7. That Yes. That 1 ricochets.
Speaker 3 · [2:24:48]
We got 1 more.
Speaker 3 · [2:24:50]
Come on. Come on. I’m gonna roll this 1.
Speaker 2 · [2:24:56]
Fuck. This Alright.
Speaker 3 · [2:24:58]
Faf retreats as
Speaker 0 · [2:25:00]
far as as far away as you can get. Well, you are within on your retreat, it does for you an opportunity to tie.
Speaker 2 · [2:25:11]
Yeah. I don’t know you need a retreat, bro. Okay. I would I just wouldn’t.
Speaker 3 · [2:25:16]
Alright. It’s it’s up to you if you want the opportunity to attack or not.
Speaker 1 · [2:25:20]
Okay.
Speaker 1 · [2:25:21]
Then, no, I don’t. And I do want to use
Speaker 1 · [2:25:25]
my bonus action.
Speaker 2 · [2:25:29]
So I’m attacking again.
Speaker 2 · [2:25:31]
You have 3 2nd wins per long run? Yeah, dude. Have you ever used those, bro? I do. But are you doing a 2nd wind or action search? I’m doing action search. Okay. So I’m just since I’m not retreating, I’m just Right. I’m just coming out of hot again.
Speaker 0 · [2:25:47]
Speaker 0 · [2:25:48]
That hits.
Speaker 0 · [2:25:52]
Another deep cut into Sebulba’s
Speaker 0 · [2:25:55]
head.
Speaker 0 · [2:25:57]
His frills 7. Scar. Plus 4, 11 damage.
Speaker 3 · [2:26:01]
Damn. Nice.
Speaker 2 · [2:26:03]
I am gonna pick up my Fashield.
Speaker 2 · [2:26:06]
As your action? It’s a complete my turn.
Speaker 0 · [2:26:09]
Well,
Speaker 0 · [2:26:10]
yeah, that’s fine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That’s fine. Just getting back behind the shield. Okay.
Speaker 0 · [2:26:16]
Big turn. I’m just standing there. It was 35.
Speaker 2 · [2:26:20]
Goddamn.
Speaker 3 · [2:26:21]
Wow.
Speaker 3 · [2:26:24]
He’s so lost.
Speaker 3 · [2:26:25]
That good. I thought I had heaps.
Speaker 3 · [2:26:32]
I pull out my lute
Speaker 4 · [2:26:36]
and play a sweet, tender
Speaker 4 · [2:26:39]
bedtime song
Speaker 3 · [2:26:40]
and cast sleep.
Speaker 3 · [2:26:42]
Oh. 0, sick read.
Speaker 2 · [2:26:44]
Oh, shit. What does that do? Comes in the debuffing
Speaker 0 · [2:26:47]
bar.
Speaker 4 · [2:26:49]
Each creature of your choice in a 5 foot radius sphere centered on a point within range must succeed on a wisdom saving throw or have the incapacitated condition. 5 foot radius, though.
Speaker 3 · [2:26:59]
5 foot radius of his of his choice. Right. Range. 60 feet. Which 60 feet. I know he’s, like, 25. Yeah. You got it. Gotcha.
Speaker 4 · [2:27:11]
Must succeed on a wisdom saving throw of 12
Speaker 4 · [2:27:14]
or having capacity condition till the end of its next term, at which point it must repeat the save if the target is the 2nd save. The target is the unconscious condition for the duration.
Speaker 4 · [2:27:23]
Spell ends if it takes damage or someone within 5 feet of it takes an action to shake it out. Okay. Wisdom?
Speaker 2 · [2:27:29]
Yep.
Speaker 0 · [2:27:30]
Oh, man. You guys I should’ve looked at what his saving stats were before, but
Speaker 3 · [2:27:37]
all the rolls were so low that it wasn’t gonna affect it. Here we go. Maybe
Speaker 3 · [2:27:46]
Bitch.
Speaker 0 · [2:27:50]
Sleep on.
Speaker 0 · [2:27:51]
Never sleep on seed free, dog.
Speaker 0 · [2:27:54]
Dumbass.
Speaker 3 · [2:27:57]
See if I get a bonus action.
Speaker 3 · [2:28:06]
I confer
Speaker 3 · [2:28:09]
art inspiration.
Speaker 3 · [2:28:12]
Bodius.
Speaker 3 · [2:28:13]
Oh, smart.
Speaker 0 · [2:28:16]
Smart play. Smart play. Very nice. And it’s Bonzo’s turn. You skipped Clarky. Clarky is in the pocket. What if Clarky wants to get out of the pocket and crawl up on a wall, which he can do?
Speaker 1 · [2:28:29]
No. I don’t want to. Gone. Think it’s a like, how about that jug of hot orange goo?
Speaker 3 · [2:29:02]
Today, my nephew pulled out his penis and peed
Speaker 3 · [2:29:07]
in the middle of school.
Speaker 3 · [2:29:09]
Really?
Speaker 3 · [2:29:11]
That’s a sick move. Yeah. It’s with
Speaker 2 · [2:29:14]
any problem. And 1 minute is 10 rounds of combat. Okay. Then
Speaker 2 · [2:29:19]
maybe fire resistance is so long. Is it 10 rounds of us combat, or is it 10 individual,
Speaker 0 · [2:29:26]
like
Speaker 0 · [2:29:27]
10 rounds through the whole circuit. Oh, if it’s 10 rounds,
Speaker 0 · [2:29:32]
then that’s sick blood.
Speaker 0 · [2:29:34]
Got blown away by the dragon’s fire breath, which caused a plume. Each individual round takes 6 seconds. Also carries a stink clam. Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [2:29:44]
Yeah. But the the stinky can’t can’t make its own wind.
Speaker 0 · [2:29:48]
He wasn’t stunk.
Speaker 3 · [2:29:51]
Is there any ventilation morning? I feel like there’s only 1 way to go.
Speaker 0 · [2:29:56]
It Then it then sink rises as we all know. Yeah. If I don’t turn the vents on, it stays. That’s Saint Cloud’s gone, but he was out of the Saint Cloud. And it’s
Speaker 2 · [2:30:05]
each individual round takes 6 seconds. Okay. So it would be 10 individual rounds.
Speaker 3 · [2:30:11]
Right. Yeah. I was just describing a round as So, basically, 2 rounds. Oh. 2 full rounds. I see. Because there’s there’s more than 10 people that board. I knew I was. I knew I was. I said 2 pounds.
Speaker 0 · [2:30:25]
Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [2:30:26]
Ounces.
Speaker 0 · [2:30:29]
I just I mean, I’m intrigued. Yeah. You’re right. No. I I I need help. I mean, I need help on a lot of these.
Speaker 4 · [2:30:35]
Anyways Yeah. Clearly, you do because Alright.
Speaker 4 · [2:30:38]
A dragon simply flying through the air
Speaker 0 · [2:30:42]
does not get rid of the stinking cloud. It does get rid of the stinking cloud. I just googled it. That’s true. Well, it’s also been 2 rounds since you’ve had.
Speaker 3 · [2:30:49]
Actually?
Speaker 3 · [2:30:51]
So, actually,
Speaker 0 · [2:30:52]
did you Google it? Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [2:30:55]
Alright. Anyway, is it your turn? No. It’s my turn. He’s also young. Oh. Dragon. This is a full size dragon. We got them not ready to face a real
Speaker 3 · [2:31:06]
Are you just are you just embarrassed by how bad we’re smashing this dude? You’re smashing them. You guys are smashing them way harder than I expected.
Speaker 1 · [2:31:16]
Alright. Bonzo Nutley, inspired by Faf’s
Speaker 1 · [2:31:20]
epic jump earlier.
Speaker 1 · [2:31:23]
He
Speaker 1 · [2:31:24]
models the same exact jump.
Speaker 1 · [2:31:26]
For sure, though, he yells,
Speaker 0 · [2:31:29]
prepare yourself
Speaker 0 · [2:31:31]
for Bonzo Nutley,
Speaker 0 · [2:31:33]
you stinking
Speaker 0 · [2:31:34]
scaly chicken.
Speaker 1 · [2:31:36]
And he jumps through the air.
Speaker 1 · [2:31:39]
Squirrel form. Squirrel form, of course.
Speaker 1 · [2:31:44]
And he
Speaker 1 · [2:31:45]
tries to get on his head and use his primal savagery to just gouge his eyes. You definitely
Speaker 0 · [2:31:51]
you are definitely land on his head.
Speaker 0 · [2:31:53]
Yep. Let’s see what the attack does. Okay.
Speaker 0 · [2:31:57]
Let me go with this 1. 11
Speaker 1 · [2:32:02]
plus
Speaker 1 · [2:32:03]
- So 15
Speaker 1 · [2:32:07]
does not hit. Okay. Okay. Since I’m there,
Speaker 1 · [2:32:12]
I have another
Speaker 1 · [2:32:13]
action
Speaker 0 · [2:32:15]
attack. I can’t believe I never harvested that purple worm.
Speaker 1 · [2:32:19]
Oh,
Speaker 1 · [2:32:21]
do I have the purple worms on? No. No 1 has harvested it. It’s a ball. I have a I have a a jar
Speaker 3 · [2:32:28]
of mysterious
Speaker 3 · [2:32:34]
hot orange goo. Oh, the orange goo. Like to we got my backpack.
Speaker 1 · [2:32:40]
Hold up. And as I’m standing on his head, just smash it right in between his eyes.
Speaker 1 · [2:32:45]
Right on his forehead.
Speaker 0 · [2:32:47]
Mhmm. It’s a risk because you don’t know if the orange goo is fire damage
Speaker 0 · [2:32:53]
or something else. I it
Speaker 1 · [2:32:56]
is a risk, but it’s all I can do now. It’s a risk. I’m willing to take that risk. And you smash.
Speaker 0 · [2:33:02]
Would Smash.
Speaker 0 · [2:33:04]
Okay.
Speaker 2 · [2:33:09]
What’s this modifier?
Speaker 0 · [2:33:12]
Be because it’s an orange goo smash,
Speaker 3 · [2:33:15]
the modifier, it does hit. It does hit.
Speaker 0 · [2:33:19]
It does hit. It’s a roll 46.
Speaker 2 · [2:33:22]
Oh. 46?
Speaker 2 · [2:33:24]
I think that’s what it is. Right? What if we don’t even know what the goo is? I actually don’t. No. It’s a goo that 1. From the wall and the jungle that’s damaged Faf. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 · [2:33:35]
Oh, yeah. That goo. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 · [2:33:37]
That goo. Yeah. That goo. It’s
Speaker 3 · [2:33:40]
goo. A
Speaker 3 · [2:33:42]
We’re rolling now. We’re singing. Oh, that goo. Can’t you get that goo?
Speaker 1 · [2:33:48]
So 6,
Speaker 2 · [2:33:50]
7, 13, 13, 11.
Speaker 0 · [2:33:52]
Nice.
Speaker 2 · [2:33:54]
Not bad. Strong. Not bad. And then You change his eyes too. Right?
Speaker 1 · [2:33:58]
Yeah. He’s all gooed up. Gooed up. Yeah. His vision is definitely impaired.
Speaker 1 · [2:34:03]
And my bonus action,
Speaker 1 · [2:34:05]
I use
Speaker 1 · [2:34:08]
The.
Speaker 1 · [2:34:09]
I use a step of wind to get out of there. Oh. Do a nice graceful
Speaker 1 · [2:34:15]
swan. Which 1? Back on
Speaker 1 · [2:34:18]
to the on the cliff. Alright.
Speaker 0 · [2:34:20]
Do you have a range for that?
Speaker 3 · [2:34:23]
Let’s see.
Speaker 3 · [2:34:24]
It says You use 20 feet of movement speed to get over there.
Speaker 1 · [2:34:28]
You take a dash action as a bonus action.
Speaker 0 · [2:34:32]
Okay. So the dash is the same Would be more than feet. Would be more than 40. Right? My The dash action is your it basically it’s your movement speed again. Mhmm. So you you swan dive very gracefully off leaving
Speaker 0 · [2:34:47]
goo in your wake
Speaker 0 · [2:34:50]
and you’re back up there. Mhmm. And now it’s Bodius Tea’s
Speaker 0 · [2:34:54]
turn.
Speaker 3 · [2:34:55]
So you got 5 health.
Speaker 2 · [2:34:58]
So I’ve still got
Speaker 2 · [2:35:00]
hex active.
Speaker 0 · [2:35:01]
Bodius is sitting at 5 health, and he was like Bap was like, I think I gotta retreat,
Speaker 3 · [2:35:09]
That sounds almost the same.
Speaker 0 · [2:35:12]
It’s biased as Max. I’m I’m
Speaker 2 · [2:35:16]
like, let’s just cut to the chase. We all know I’m about to fucking just
Speaker 2 · [2:35:20]
go in another eldritch blast.
Speaker 2 · [2:35:24]
And I just hit him with another fucking eldritch blast, and that’s D
Speaker 0 · [2:35:29]
- You
Speaker 0 · [2:35:31]
got some other spells in your sleeve. 13
Speaker 2 · [2:35:34]
plus 7. That hits. 20. Isn’t that 1?
Speaker 3 · [2:35:39]
My dad, that’s my full suspension on your bike. I used to have my bike. You call it. It’s an 8 plus 4
Speaker 2 · [2:35:47]
is
Speaker 2 · [2:35:47]
12
Speaker 2 · [2:35:49]
plus another 1 d 6. Jesus.
Speaker 3 · [2:35:52]
They all really did this so much.
Speaker 1 · [2:35:55]
I can’t And that’s, I guess, 15 3.
Speaker 2 · [2:35:58]
So 15.
Speaker 4 · [2:36:00]
Him he’s about to die.
Speaker 2 · [2:36:03]
And
Speaker 2 · [2:36:04]
I and I am gonna
Speaker 2 · [2:36:06]
I’m gonna, like, tentatively mosey my way backwards.
Speaker 2 · [2:36:10]
You can’t you can’t hit him with something? As far as I can.
Speaker 2 · [2:36:14]
Well, that let’s see. I can check got bonus action? Yeah. You might be able to finish it, dude. I don’t think I mean, I have a Misty Step. I get bonus action. No. You gotta be able to throw something at stat.
Speaker 2 · [2:36:24]
Run up and stab him or fucking do something. I’ve already got Jeez. We’re dead people. Just got I’ve just got Misty Steps and shit.
Speaker 3 · [2:36:32]
Yeah. Take care of yourself. Don’t don’t listen to Faf.
Speaker 2 · [2:36:35]
Faf’s never done. Faf has never been close to death. Alright.
Speaker 2 · [2:36:40]
I’m a I’m gonna I’m actually what I’m gonna do
Speaker 2 · [2:36:43]
is I’m I’m gonna
Speaker 2 · [2:36:45]
I’m gonna use 1 of my other
Speaker 2 · [2:36:48]
so how am I gonna do this?
Speaker 2 · [2:36:51]
It’s 30 feet.
Speaker 2 · [2:36:55]
30 feet. So I could just barely get to where Bonzo is.
Speaker 2 · [2:37:03]
No. I’m just gonna like a coward, just run behind kinda here, like, towards where my on camera is and just and kinda, like, cuddle up against them. How wouldn’t you misty so? Just
Speaker 2 · [2:37:14]
just be, like, be chill like that,
Speaker 2 · [2:37:17]
and then I’ll just see if something bad happens. And once my turn again, I’ll come back.
Speaker 0 · [2:37:24]
Heroic. You can’t hate that. Siegfried,
Speaker 0 · [2:37:28]
raging
Speaker 0 · [2:37:32]
at the attacks of Bias Tea just launched upon him with much success.
Speaker 0 · [2:37:37]
And the others
Speaker 0 · [2:37:41]
draws back,
Speaker 0 · [2:37:45]
rises into the air wing beat,
Speaker 0 · [2:37:49]
20 feet in the air,
Speaker 0 · [2:37:52]
and burns like it blows like it in the fire.
Speaker 2 · [2:38:12]
Attacked. Isilrod or Bonzo at all? You
Speaker 3 · [2:38:16]
guys fucked them up. You guys fucked them up. 17,
Speaker 3 · [2:38:19]
text, 10, same exact thing. So 30 It’s good that we hit him with the pincer.
Speaker 1 · [2:38:23]
Use the No.
Speaker 2 · [2:38:26]
Haven’t used it yet. They only last a minute. But you can use it whenever. 10.
Speaker 2 · [2:38:31]
Just whenever? Alright. I I don’t see. I can use it to reroll anything, so I should probably I should use it to reroll. I had a pretty good roll that time. Alright.
Speaker 3 · [2:38:42]
Well, we’ll do this You can reroll that 1 d 6.
Speaker 0 · [2:38:45]
Everybody give me their d sixes. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 · [2:38:49]
How
Speaker 2 · [2:38:50]
many?
Speaker 0 · [2:38:51]
Well, I need 16.
Speaker 3 · [2:38:53]
What? God. Do you need more from here? What
Speaker 3 · [2:38:56]
the the fuck? Fuck? Are you serious?
Speaker 2 · [2:38:59]
That’s the cone? That’s the cone. Dude, you’re kidding.
Speaker 2 · [2:39:02]
You didn’t you didn’t beat it?
Speaker 2 · [2:39:05]
No. Oh my god. Bro.
Speaker 3 · [2:39:10]
What the hell is that? He is so excited. Is fucked. Like, dude, we’re we’re all in the same place.
Speaker 2 · [2:39:16]
We would just all die instantly.
Speaker 0 · [2:39:18]
That is the danger.
Speaker 0 · [2:39:24]
15,
Speaker 0 · [2:39:25]
20,
Speaker 0 · [2:39:26]
26,
Speaker 0 · [2:39:27]
27,
Speaker 0 · [2:39:28]
31,
Speaker 0 · [2:39:29]
35,
Speaker 0 · [2:39:30]
40, 41,
Speaker 0 · [2:39:33]
42,
Speaker 0 · [2:39:34]
44,
Speaker 0 · [2:39:35]
46, 48.
Speaker 0 · [2:39:37]
Yeah. Faf
Speaker 3 · [2:39:40]
goes down.
Speaker 2 · [2:39:44]
Faf goes down.
Speaker 0 · [2:39:46]
Faf does go down, which is unfortunate because it was his turn.
Speaker 0 · [2:39:51]
Really?
Speaker 2 · [2:39:53]
Hey. What’s up, man? Well,
Speaker 3 · [2:39:56]
pretty
Speaker 0 · [2:39:57]
sure all Isilrod, it’s your turn. You get that on them bigger jabs. Oh, wait. No. Faf, you have to do your death saving throw.
Speaker 2 · [2:40:36]
Okay. That’s 1 success.
Speaker 0 · [2:40:57]
Sticky club?
Speaker 0 · [2:41:00]
Mm-mm.
Speaker 3 · [2:41:02]
I mean, the sticky club is pretty weird. I
Speaker 1 · [2:41:05]
mean,
Speaker 1 · [2:41:07]
great spell.
Speaker 0 · [2:41:11]
I
Speaker 2 · [2:41:13]
think we can finish him in this round.
Speaker 2 · [2:41:16]
We’re close. We really hit him with a gooch. I’m
Speaker 4 · [2:41:21]
gonna cast sacred lamb.
Speaker 3 · [2:41:27]
Dexterity saving throw of 12, please. Dragon.
Speaker 4 · [2:41:35]
Dexterity?
Speaker 3 · [2:41:37]
Oh.
Speaker 2 · [2:41:43]
I don’t get a bonus action for a spell. Well, you just have a inspiration.
Speaker 2 · [2:41:48]
What was happening? You always get homeless guy outside our house that’s asking Megan for a jacket, and I’m just like, don’t fucking
Speaker 2 · [2:41:56]
interact with him. Like, shut the door. If you really wanna give him a jacket, have to yell him over and do it. Oh.
Speaker 3 · [2:42:02]
Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [2:42:05]
It’s also not hot. I mean, it’s not cold. It is not.
Speaker 3 · [2:42:09]
Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [2:42:10]
And that’s why I keep moving because your air conditioning is just, like, freezing my ass over here. Good.
Speaker 2 · [2:42:16]
Did she answer the door?
Speaker 2 · [2:42:18]
He was, like, out there when she was walking into the house getting back from the Just going.
Speaker 0 · [2:42:33]
His turn is oh, it’s my turn. No. You you rolled a death saving throw and
Speaker 0 · [2:42:38]
saved.
Speaker 4 · [2:42:39]
Oh, okay. Can Mass Healing Word
Speaker 4 · [2:42:42]
save
Speaker 3 · [2:42:44]
What? No. My turn’s over.
Speaker 3 · [2:42:47]
What’s your bonus action then?
Speaker 4 · [2:42:48]
I’ll confer another Bardic inspiration
Speaker 4 · [2:42:52]
upon.
Speaker 2 · [2:42:57]
Wow.
Speaker 3 · [2:42:58]
Basically I’m here. Done it for me.
Speaker 3 · [2:43:01]
The huge is bad. It’s huge because it could be a saving throw throw or You guys just sent through. Remember that you had it? Yeah. I won’t forget.
Speaker 1 · [2:43:09]
I’m
Speaker 2 · [2:43:12]
store. I broke it. Moghammer’s turn.
Speaker 2 · [2:43:15]
Moghammer
Speaker 2 · [2:43:16]
could get Faf up.
Speaker 3 · [2:43:18]
Could he?
Speaker 2 · [2:43:19]
Couldn’t he? I don’t know. Yeah. I think he can pick Faf up. Could he? He’s like, could he? He’s 1 of the boys.
Speaker 2 · [2:43:26]
He’s 1 of our allies.
Speaker 2 · [2:43:28]
I feel like Tell him.
Speaker 2 · [2:43:32]
I feel like Lizard Bro could do that too.
Speaker 3 · [2:43:36]
Are you considering them companions?
Speaker 3 · [2:43:38]
Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [2:43:48]
They can hold down characters.
Speaker 2 · [2:43:50]
Any creature,
Speaker 2 · [2:43:51]
including
Speaker 2 · [2:43:52]
companion, can use their action to administer a
Speaker 2 · [2:43:55]
potion healing or make a d c 10 medicine check to stabilize the character. The guy’s hair. Just. So stabilize doesn’t bring him too long, but it does just It’s stinging.
Speaker 3 · [2:44:05]
It’s so It doesn’t.
Speaker 0 · [2:44:08]
They don’t keep, like They can use the help action to revive it. You can have Moghammer come over and do a DC 10 check.
Speaker 2 · [2:44:17]
Medicine check. In Baldur’s Gate 3, the video game, they can use a health action to revive it. I don’t care.
Speaker 3 · [2:44:23]
Well I think you have to have that. What we have. If Moghammer had a healing potion on it. Well, I do have
Speaker 3 · [2:44:31]
help as a action.
Speaker 2 · [2:44:34]
Yeah. We have to be right next to him. Yeah. I think we all have help as an action.
Speaker 1 · [2:44:40]
I have a I have a healing Whose turn is it? It’s my turn.
Speaker 2 · [2:44:44]
Well, it was I’m gonna make It’s Moghammer’s turn, but I guess you’re saying Moghammer can do the DC 10 jack. What would that do?
Speaker 0 · [2:44:52]
It would stabilize them. They they don’t do test Oh. Rolls. Okay. But it wouldn’t help them all. Right. Alright. Whatever.
Speaker 2 · [2:44:59]
Continue, Bonzo.
Speaker 0 · [2:45:02]
Does he not wanna does Moghammer not wanna try to stabilize? Yeah. My my camera will come stabilize him. Okay. Try DC 10? Wisdom.
Speaker 3 · [2:45:10]
Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [2:45:11]
So just roll with d 10?
Speaker 3 · [2:45:13]
Yeah. Yes. No. Modifier on it. 4.
Speaker 0 · [2:45:17]
Sorry. It’s a it’s a d 20. Oh, 20. It’s always d 20 rolls. He has to 10 to 10
Speaker 3 · [2:45:24]
to stabilize. 12.
Speaker 0 · [2:45:26]
Auggie. Alright. So, yeah, you’re stabilized, so you won’t you you’re still down,
Speaker 0 · [2:45:32]
but you aren’t gonna die You can’t die. 3 turns
Speaker 2 · [2:45:35]
or whatever Okay. Based on your death. And can Moghammer run back to where he was?
Speaker 0 · [2:45:42]
Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [2:45:43]
Close enough.
Speaker 1 · [2:45:44]
Some creatures.
Speaker 3 · [2:45:47]
K. Let me just turn him on. Phone’s in? Alright. I’m gonna I’m
Speaker 1 · [2:45:53]
going to run straight up.
Speaker 1 · [2:45:59]
I’m gonna
Speaker 1 · [2:46:00]
I’m gonna brisk it all for my dear friend, Faf,
Speaker 1 · [2:46:04]
and run right through the Sigfrees wickets
Speaker 1 · [2:46:07]
and maybe tickle his balls on the way through and
Speaker 1 · [2:46:11]
use my
Speaker 0 · [2:46:12]
If if you do that opportunity attack, Will, for sure. Can
Speaker 1 · [2:46:19]
I do it without tickling his balls?
Speaker 0 · [2:46:23]
If you try and cross through to with the back, the option to track attack will trigger. Shit.
Speaker 2 · [2:46:29]
Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [2:46:30]
Don’t
Speaker 2 · [2:46:31]
worry about me. Just kill the food.
Speaker 1 · [2:46:34]
Okay.
Speaker 1 · [2:46:36]
Alright. Instead of tickling his balls, I clawed his balls. Perfect. I might do it.
Speaker 3 · [2:46:46]
So I got on with that 18 armor class, though. That’s good. That’s good.
Speaker 3 · [2:46:53]
6 plus 4, so that does not hit. It does not hit. Okay. Well, I’m gonna try it again.
Speaker 3 · [2:47:01]
Keeps
Speaker 3 · [2:47:02]
breaking at those balls of his
Speaker 3 · [2:47:04]
And it’s not gonna hit again.
Speaker 1 · [2:47:10]
And
Speaker 1 · [2:47:11]
as my bonus action, I’m gonna get the hell out of there. Alright. Where are gonna get the hell out of there? Right back. Oh, wait. Actually,
Speaker 1 · [2:47:18]
I’m going to run to the other side Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [2:47:22]
And run to where Bodius is.
Speaker 1 · [2:47:24]
Oh, alright. Well because I’m gonna use my
Speaker 0 · [2:47:29]
Is this with your month point? Yes. Okay. So using my step of the wind,
Speaker 1 · [2:47:34]
I’m disengaging
Speaker 1 · [2:47:35]
and dashing,
Speaker 1 · [2:47:36]
so I can’t be opportunity tagged. Right.
Speaker 1 · [2:47:42]
Where are you ending up? So I’m gonna be the corner where
Speaker 1 · [2:47:46]
Bodius is.
Speaker 2 · [2:47:48]
Alright. Oh, shit. You ran all the way around there? How’d you do that?
Speaker 0 · [2:47:52]
He went through and then disengaged
Speaker 0 · [2:47:54]
and then ran past Faf. Wow. With his Moth point defeats the,
Speaker 3 · [2:48:01]
you know?
Speaker 2 · [2:48:02]
Alright. Why’d you do that?
Speaker 1 · [2:48:04]
So I can use my healing on Mhmm. Cap next time. It is now Bodius’s
Speaker 0 · [2:48:09]
T’s
Speaker 0 · [2:48:10]
turn.
Speaker 3 · [2:48:12]
A long way from. Secret. Alright. I’m still doing this kind of a, you know,
Speaker 2 · [2:48:17]
like, cool
Speaker 2 · [2:48:19]
guy
Speaker 2 · [2:48:20]
jockey thing where I just run-in. Right. Bop him with that Elder Blast and Hex, and then I bop back out.
Speaker 2 · [2:48:29]
Alright.
Speaker 0 · [2:48:31]
So I’m gonna I’m gonna crank that.
Speaker 3 · [2:48:41]
Equals 7 would be 15. Now I’m gonna use my
Speaker 2 · [2:48:46]
Bardic inspiration to resolve that.
Speaker 3 · [2:48:51]
19 definitely hits. 1 d 4 plus 10
Speaker 3 · [2:48:56]
or 1 d 10 plus 4.
Speaker 2 · [2:49:01]
Can you stink bone this guy again? That’s a 7 plus 4
Speaker 2 · [2:49:05]
is 11 plus a 1 d 6.
Speaker 3 · [2:49:09]
It’s
Speaker 0 · [2:49:11]
just a 1. So 12. That
Speaker 3 · [2:49:15]
eldritch I think it’s got, like, 50 health left. That eldritch blast rocks
Speaker 0 · [2:49:20]
through Sebreed’s
Speaker 0 · [2:49:22]
face.
Speaker 0 · [2:49:24]
And now from the magma
Speaker 0 · [2:49:27]
and the green orb
Speaker 0 · [2:49:29]
and
Speaker 0 · [2:49:30]
battle axe after battle axe, the dissonant whispers breaking into him,
Speaker 0 · [2:49:35]
he’s hurt pretty bad.
Speaker 0 · [2:49:38]
He’s starting to think about dying now. He hurt pretty bad, and it is his turn.
Speaker 0 · [2:49:46]
And he
Speaker 3 · [2:49:47]
Right.
Speaker 0 · [2:49:52]
Comes
Speaker 0 · [2:49:53]
not flying,
Speaker 0 · [2:49:54]
wings pinned back, crawling
Speaker 0 · [2:49:56]
rapidly
Speaker 0 · [2:49:57]
through over a fat, kicking fats
Speaker 0 · [2:50:00]
down the body with
Speaker 0 · [2:50:03]
reckless disregard, pushing fats
Speaker 0 · [2:50:05]
back
Speaker 0 · [2:50:06]
10 feet.
Speaker 0 · [2:50:08]
It’s kinda in
Speaker 0 · [2:50:10]
the wake,
Speaker 0 · [2:50:12]
and then comes charging through
Speaker 0 · [2:50:14]
1 claw, bam,
Speaker 0 · [2:50:15]
on Bonzo.
Speaker 0 · [2:50:17]
Another claw, bam, on Bodius, and then a mouth bite right on Bodius’ body.
Speaker 3 · [2:50:23]
I thought you were gonna say Moghammer. I was gonna be so upset.
Speaker 0 · [2:50:25]
2 on Bonzo,
Speaker 0 · [2:50:27]
1 on Bodius.
Speaker 3 · [2:50:29]
So, like, roll d twenties?
Speaker 0 · [2:50:32]
Yeah. I’m about to.
Speaker 3 · [2:50:33]
Oh, you do? Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [2:50:37]
Where’s my 3rd d 20?
Speaker 2 · [2:50:40]
Wait. He only has 1 claw.
Speaker 1 · [2:50:42]
Oh, right. You’re right.
Speaker 0 · [2:50:44]
Good catch.
Speaker 0 · [2:50:45]
So 1 claw
Speaker 0 · [2:50:47]
on
Speaker 0 · [2:50:48]
Bodius,
Speaker 0 · [2:50:49]
1 bite on Bonzo.
Speaker 0 · [2:50:51]
That
Speaker 0 · [2:50:53]
was a really good catch for him. Apologies for
Speaker 0 · [2:50:57]
Really good. That’s true.
Speaker 3 · [2:51:00]
Okay.
Speaker 3 · [2:51:01]
Oh, sorry.
Speaker 3 · [2:51:03]
Oh, how convenient. How convenient. Oh, yeah. Let’s reroll those. Let’s reroll those. What was that? He took away the the the d 5.
Speaker 3 · [2:51:14]
You’re totally right.
Speaker 0 · [2:51:17]
Is it a 14? What is that? 11. You know? Total. It’s not well Oh, a 4 and a 7? 1 is a 4 and 1 is a 7, but he has
Speaker 0 · [2:51:26]
plus 10 to hit. So it’s a 14 and a 17, Mario’s armor classes. I have a 16.
Speaker 1 · [2:51:31]
I have a 14.
Speaker 0 · [2:51:34]
Y’all can decide which you have 3 seconds to decide. The the 14, obviously. It takes the 17. Yeah. Right. Because otherwise, we would not get Yeah. Yeah. That’s right. Okay. Good. Alright. Good.
Speaker 0 · [2:51:48]
Okay.
Speaker 0 · [2:51:49]
Bonzo, you are going to end up taking
Speaker 0 · [2:51:53]
oh, shit. I’m resistant to poison. I can get a
Speaker 0 · [2:51:57]
Bonzo, you’re taking more. You’re taking 20 damage. You’re poisoned? Okay. I use my
Speaker 1 · [2:52:03]
I have to my deflection attack roll
Speaker 1 · [2:52:06]
Yeah. Is
Speaker 2 · [2:52:08]
can walk in the stink club. If it’s if it’s bludgeoning, piercing, slashing damage,
Speaker 1 · [2:52:13]
I can roll 1 d 10.
Speaker 0 · [2:52:14]
It’s piercing piercing damage. Damage.
Speaker 1 · [2:52:17]
Alright. 1 d 10 to reduce the damage.
Speaker 0 · [2:52:22]
You are in his jaw.
Speaker 3 · [2:52:24]
Yes. Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [2:52:28]
God, the claw. Damage. Yeah. 10 10.
Speaker 1 · [2:52:31]
So
Speaker 1 · [2:52:33]
okay. I can reduce the damage by 10. Damn.
Speaker 0 · [2:52:36]
Nice.
Speaker 1 · [2:52:39]
So what was it? 20? Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 0 · [2:52:43]
There’s 10 minus 10. Yeah. So 10 damage.
Speaker 0 · [2:52:46]
Damn.
Speaker 0 · [2:52:48]
Alright.
Speaker 3 · [2:52:49]
You fucks.
Speaker 0 · [2:52:51]
Yeah. It’s okay. I really wanted to take take Bodius’
Speaker 0 · [2:52:54]
life there.
Speaker 3 · [2:52:58]
Alas,
Speaker 0 · [2:53:00]
it’s Faf’s turn. He’s been stabilized.
Speaker 0 · [2:53:03]
It’s Isilrod’s turn. So Faf doesn’t get to do anything? No. But you don’t you’re not at risk of dying. You know, when you’re down yeah. I know you don’t have this because you’ve never been down.
Speaker 0 · [2:53:15]
When you’re down, you have to rule every time. And if you have 3 bad rules, then your character’s dead. Forever. Forever. It’s gone. You’re you are dead. But when you’re stabilized, you don’t have to do those rolls. So you don’t die unless it’s a total party killer. Moghammer’s stabilized. I know Moghammer’s stabilized. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [2:53:36]
But maybe losing the health potions on Moghammer all the time to give you a little feel better.
Speaker 2 · [2:53:41]
Oh my god. That’s a good idea. Just saying there’s no health potions to be found anywhere.
Speaker 2 · [2:53:46]
Oh, I actually have 1. I forgot that. And, literally, I think got 1? Cats out of pool. I was
Speaker 3 · [2:53:51]
coming to heal you. We’re kind of in the middle of something. Uh-huh. He’s severely damaged,
Speaker 3 · [2:53:56]
bro.
Speaker 4 · [2:53:57]
I
Speaker 4 · [2:53:59]
cast
Speaker 4 · [2:54:01]
Dispers
Speaker 4 · [2:54:03]
again.
Speaker 3 · [2:54:05]
You’re way far away. You might need to run up on Yeah. I hope they get to you. You’re not even in line of sight. Before
Speaker 0 · [2:54:14]
we conclude this battle, Ali, how was your 2nd day at work?
Speaker 3 · [2:54:18]
It’s good.
Speaker 2 · [2:54:20]
Okay? You didn’t did you come back here?
Speaker 3 · [2:54:22]
No. Oh. I went to
Speaker 3 · [2:54:25]
to.
Speaker 3 · [2:54:26]
Oh, straight from the office. She’s an in office working on this person. How is it all? Pretty epic so far? Only 2 days.
Speaker 3 · [2:54:34]
Epic? No. But, you know, it’s full of fun. Lots of HR stuff? Yes. Exactly.
Speaker 4 · [2:54:39]
New laptop? Yes. New laptop. Where’s the office? Don’t look at porn on a laptop. Don’t look at porn on the laptop. Kelly’s just Not yet. The app work. Don’t be serious. App work. Reminder.
Speaker 3 · [2:54:53]
It’s going well. My manager’s a little bit, like,
Speaker 4 · [2:54:57]
ADD, I think. There’s nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 0 · [2:55:00]
Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [2:55:03]
So that it’s a real 1.
Speaker 3 · [2:55:06]
He’s just, like, jumps from, like he he doesn’t finish lot of his thoughts, and I have to, like, take him back and be like,
Speaker 3 · [2:55:13]
we should finish that idea. Write him in? Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [2:55:17]
That’s
Speaker 3 · [2:55:19]
that’s my takes on. Nice.
Speaker 0 · [2:55:23]
What do y’all think were your? Hands.
Speaker 3 · [2:55:25]
Kinda cool. Pretty epic. I like the optical illusion going on. I can’t really see it. It’s dark. It creates,
Speaker 3 · [2:55:31]
like, a Silver.
Speaker 3 · [2:55:32]
Shining. I’m gonna take a wild guess that Ian got them for you. They got Donk Grill bones.
Speaker 3 · [2:55:38]
Dunk grill?
Speaker 3 · [2:55:39]
Dunk grill? What the fuck? I should just Google it right now.
Speaker 0 · [2:55:43]
Dunk grill.
Speaker 3 · [2:55:45]
Ali, why don’t you join us while we conclude this?
Speaker 3 · [2:55:49]
I’ll have a chance to get a shower. Alright. Get out of here. Get out of here. So a donk is like a Chevy Impala
Speaker 4 · [2:55:56]
or a Caprice,
Speaker 4 · [2:55:58]
but and a few other things. And, like, but, like, the grill. Talking about a big It looks like a grill on a donk. Yeah. Wow. I can see that. Yeah. Definitely like that. Even 1 of those. I confirmed that he is both within These are all outside and within range of my dissonant whispers. Let’s take a bite. You can find out with a grill? What time? Yeah. Just like a dong grill. Yeah. He’s he’s barely within It’s what I wanna try. He’s How far is this 46 feet away? 60 feet.
Speaker 3 · [2:56:27]
Well, you’re good. Alright. I’m just gonna assume that you move a little closer. Yeah. Move a niche. Little bit just for this slight angle. Right. Alright. Okay. Wipe it.
Speaker 3 · [2:56:37]
Wisdom saving throw at 12.
Speaker 3 · [2:56:40]
Alright.
Speaker 2 · [2:56:43]
Let’s go, baby. Let’s go. Let’s go.
Speaker 2 · [2:56:47]
Come on now.
Speaker 3 · [2:56:49]
No. Hold on. Wait. What?
Speaker 3 · [2:56:52]
I’m gonna modify and look some shit up.
Speaker 3 · [2:56:55]
Let’s go modify.
Speaker 3 · [2:56:57]
He’s not wise. He’s young. What happened? He’s young. What happened? This is why is it not looking at him? What is what does it do? It’s like some d sixes. Why does it matter? What if it hits, what does it do? It’s a couple d sixes or D 6. I don’t think I I
Speaker 4 · [2:57:11]
don’t I think need to tell you that information.
Speaker 4 · [2:57:13]
It hits. Okay. 4D6.
Speaker 3 · [2:57:16]
Damn it.
Speaker 2 · [2:57:17]
Why are you so pissed about that? Alright. Make it epic because this might be it, boys.
Speaker 3 · [2:57:25]
Speaker 0 · [2:57:27]
Speaker 3 · [2:57:33]
Speaker 3 · [2:57:36]
Speaker 2 · [2:57:41]
The long ridge snipe.
Speaker 3 · [2:57:47]
From the deep backfield.
Speaker 0 · [2:57:51]
Sonic energy comes striking over
Speaker 0 · [2:57:56]
fast crawling by, over the collapsed dragon, directly
Speaker 0 · [2:58:00]
into Sigfried’s ass.
Speaker 0 · [2:58:03]
The tail, the far end of his tail, tip of his tail perhaps.
Speaker 0 · [2:58:08]
Through the narrowest slot, the needle is threaded. It strikes,
Speaker 0 · [2:58:14]
and it explodes,
Speaker 0 · [2:58:16]
and Sebulba
Speaker 0 · [2:58:17]
collapses.
Speaker 3 · [2:58:51]
Didn’t like. Honestly,
Speaker 2 · [2:58:53]
the stinky was was OP as far as I do. I immediately The stink actually set it up so good. Start crawling on top of it. Turn up the Yeah. That does that does not want anything because I’m just The dragon has no nothing to loot, but there are things to be harvested. You’ll have to roll check,
Speaker 0 · [2:59:11]
and we’ll have to check if you want a horn. I start sprinting towards the goal.
Speaker 2 · [2:59:17]
I run past Faf who is still down,
Speaker 2 · [2:59:21]
and I do not revive him. I make him watch as I pop as I jump, but I dive head 1st. And You’re swimming. Gonna Deck. Duck. Do you want to lose
Speaker 0 · [2:59:33]
all of the
Speaker 0 · [2:59:34]
alright. So for the whole gold pile, I’m gonna I’m just gonna say that you do a a massive search of the gold or everyone that’s up does a massive search of the gold pile. Yes. Yes.
Speaker 2 · [2:59:45]
Yeah. Then pick me up. No. You don’t need it. You don’t need it. Alright. If the the board If I had to get cut out of the dragon’s gold after sacrificing myself to protect you sacrifice anything. That is not true. Alright. I’m gonna talk about his name 1 time.
Speaker 3 · [3:00:02]
The hoard contains
Speaker 0 · [3:00:04]
4,000
Speaker 0 · [3:00:05]
GP.
Speaker 0 · [3:00:07]
The size of it typically,
Speaker 0 · [3:00:10]
gold doesn’t count for size, but the size of that word
Speaker 0 · [3:00:15]
will take up most of the valuable.
Speaker 0 · [3:00:18]
So you may have to offload it or distribute it amongst yourselves
Speaker 0 · [3:00:22]
very efficiently.
Speaker 0 · [3:00:24]
Actually, that Heath has, like, fucking 2,000
Speaker 0 · [3:00:27]
GP or something.
Speaker 0 · [3:00:28]
You guys can take the 4,000 GP.
Speaker 0 · [3:00:30]
That’s what it that is. Okay. Crossbow,
Speaker 2 · [3:00:33]
it is 4,000. I guess we can all take 1000. That would be fair.
Speaker 3 · [3:00:38]
Or should we divide it by 3? That’s just hard math. Divided by 3. We still wanna divide it by 3. I still wanna have a 3.1.
Speaker 2 · [3:00:45]
That’s not something that Faf could ever forget. 333
Speaker 0 · [3:00:49]
coins. You should just leave him dead. Faf, see this is a You should okay. You should leave Faf. Faf gets $1.33
Speaker 0 · [3:00:56]
if you’re not gonna or $1,003.33,
Speaker 4 · [3:00:59]
and Faf gets 1.
Speaker 2 · [3:01:01]
Because there’s gonna be a leftover. Get it? Chaff. You get an extra GT. If y’all do him dirty like that,
Speaker 2 · [3:01:07]
he will never forget.
Speaker 3 · [3:01:09]
Okay. But you will. You’re not conscious.
Speaker 4 · [3:01:14]
Are we adding in that $13.33?
Speaker 4 · [3:01:18]
Maybe we put 1000 each for the 3 of us and then
Speaker 4 · [3:01:23]
maybe 1000 miles in the back of holding.
Speaker 4 · [3:01:27]
Or 500 for Clarky, 500 for Moghammer, but they live in the back of the
Speaker 3 · [3:01:34]
I don’t I don’t understand.
Speaker 0 · [3:01:36]
I’m gonna let you guys all figure this out later. I’m gonna keep telling y’all what’s in the loot.
Speaker 0 · [3:01:41]
There is a
Speaker 0 · [3:01:43]
standing out amongst the gold is a deep onyx
Speaker 0 · [3:01:47]
black
Speaker 0 · [3:01:49]
scabbard. It’s a black dragon scale scabbard.
Speaker 0 · [3:01:53]
And that scabbard
Speaker 0 · [3:01:55]
where most scabbards are fixed, whether it fits a rapier, fits a scabbard, or what have you, this scabbard
Speaker 0 · [3:02:03]
transforms
Speaker 0 · [3:02:04]
to whatever the weapon your choice
Speaker 0 · [3:02:08]
There’s also a dragon shaped
Speaker 0 · [3:02:11]
metal
Speaker 0 · [3:02:12]
and chain
Speaker 0 · [3:02:14]
fashioned from gold that is worth
Speaker 0 · [3:02:16]
100 GP.
Speaker 0 · [3:02:19]
Looks That’s cool.
Speaker 0 · [3:02:21]
There
Speaker 0 · [3:02:22]
are 2 potions of greater healing.
Speaker 0 · [3:02:25]
There
Speaker 0 · [3:02:27]
is a copper beer mug with a jade inlay
Speaker 0 · [3:02:32]
reminiscent of the
Speaker 0 · [3:02:35]
tribe. The what? Of
Speaker 0 · [3:02:39]
Northern Faerun
Speaker 0 · [3:02:41]
Icewind Dale.
Speaker 0 · [3:02:43]
Very far afield.
Speaker 0 · [3:02:47]
There is a potion
Speaker 0 · [3:02:49]
of fire resistance
Speaker 0 · [3:02:51]
in the orange
Speaker 0 · [3:02:53]
liquid.
Speaker 3 · [3:02:55]
And then amongst deep
Speaker 3 · [3:02:57]
in the
Speaker 0 · [3:02:59]
the board
Speaker 0 · [3:03:01]
of the goal as y’all put it out there. There is a beautiful small
Speaker 0 · [3:03:07]
10 by
Speaker 0 · [3:03:09]
16 inch painting
Speaker 0 · [3:03:12]
in a crystal
Speaker 0 · [3:03:14]
frame,
Speaker 0 · [3:03:17]
and it depicts
Speaker 0 · [3:03:21]
Bodius
Speaker 3 · [3:03:23]
and its family sitting amongst their hearth. I was gonna say I call it painting, but
Speaker 3 · [3:03:29]
Oh. Literally me. And
Speaker 0 · [3:03:31]
they’re very happy I got 1 in it. And held remnants
Speaker 0 · [3:03:35]
off
Speaker 0 · [3:03:37]
the painting.
Speaker 2 · [3:03:39]
I had a dream about this last night, boys.
Speaker 2 · [3:03:42]
That’s that’s what the dream is. You guys
Speaker 2 · [3:03:44]
you guys see see that 1? That’s my mom. She’s
Speaker 3 · [3:03:47]
holding boiled hot dogs like we used to do. Wait. That’s your that’s your mom. The ball game is depicted in the mirror
Speaker 0 · [3:03:54]
of the painting. I saw her in a Playboy.
Speaker 3 · [3:03:57]
Alright, boys. That’s Wait. Know? I think I had a dream about her too. I I walk over to sticky
Speaker 2 · [3:04:03]
morning. And I get I get faffed up. Alright. Faffed up. But I have taken 1,333
Speaker 4 · [3:04:10]
gold. As did I. I don’t know what you guys are doing.
Speaker 2 · [3:04:13]
Faf, there’s still a bunch of shit in there.
Speaker 3 · [3:04:17]
Taking it But I took 3 I took 1,333.
Speaker 2 · [3:04:21]
I will
Speaker 2 · [3:04:22]
take 1,000
Speaker 2 · [3:04:24]
I was 1st to the gold. I grabbed 1,300.
Speaker 3 · [3:04:26]
I did too.
Speaker 3 · [3:04:30]
I already added it to him.
Speaker 1 · [3:04:33]
I I take 1,332.
Speaker 2 · [3:04:39]
Like like 1 coin.
Speaker 3 · [3:04:41]
Like one’s a.
Speaker 2 · [3:04:45]
Should we get I barely caught what all was in there. I’m gonna take the painting, and I’ll leave the rest of you guys. Can I get the I feel like Faf should get the scabbard?
Speaker 3 · [3:04:53]
Sure. Can I get the mug and the dragon metal chain?
Speaker 0 · [3:04:58]
Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [3:04:59]
What’s the metal chain do?
Speaker 3 · [3:05:01]
None of this looks like.
Speaker 3 · [3:05:06]
Alright. I got the copper beer mug and the dragon shaped metal
Speaker 0 · [3:05:11]
head chain.
Speaker 0 · [3:05:13]
I’m gonna I’m gonna use identify saggy. On the The only very very clearly magical thing is the black dragon seal scabbard that transforms
Speaker 2 · [3:05:21]
into any weapon of your choice. Okay. I’ll I’ll I’ll use identify on the scabbard.
Speaker 0 · [3:05:26]
Well, you already know. It’s it’s magical property is that it transforms
Speaker 0 · [3:05:32]
to look cool with the Oh, it’s just cool looking? But with any weapon. Yeah. It’s a scabbard it’s a scabbard in many colors.
Speaker 3 · [3:05:40]
Gotcha.
Speaker 3 · [3:05:41]
Scabbard.
Speaker 0 · [3:05:43]
And
Speaker 0 · [3:05:44]
protects your blade.
Speaker 1 · [3:05:48]
Faf just starts walking out.
Speaker 2 · [3:05:51]
You didn’t even want the scabbard? He wants none of it. He he goes and gets on the toad.
Speaker 4 · [3:05:55]
Can I hold the candle of identify magic to 2 items at once? Yeah.
Speaker 4 · [3:06:00]
Can I hold it to the metal and chain and the copper beer mug?
Speaker 0 · [3:06:08]
You learn that the copper beer mug
Speaker 0 · [3:06:12]
will replenish
Speaker 0 · [3:06:14]
with whatever
Speaker 0 · [3:06:16]
nonmagical
Speaker 0 · [3:06:17]
liquid of your choice
Speaker 0 · [3:06:19]
constantly.
Speaker 0 · [3:06:22]
So if you said I want water in it, water will be there. If I want beer in it, I don’t need,
Speaker 0 · [3:06:28]
etcetera.
Speaker 0 · [3:06:29]
Oh. But it can’t be, like, a potion.
Speaker 0 · [3:06:31]
Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [3:06:35]
Faf, are you are you mad at me? Faf is leaving.
Speaker 4 · [3:06:39]
Oh my god. He’s you can see all this I just found out that this copper beer mug can reproduce mead at will.
Speaker 3 · [3:06:47]
He’s walking. He’s walking. He’s walking
Speaker 2 · [3:06:49]
all the way up.
Speaker 1 · [3:06:51]
Sounds like a business endeavor.
Speaker 3 · [3:06:54]
And
Speaker 3 · [3:06:55]
what about the
Speaker 4 · [3:06:57]
swaggy necklace?
Speaker 0 · [3:06:59]
The necklace is not magical, but it doesn’t appear.
Speaker 0 · [3:07:03]
And it’s not a dragon’s necklace. It is a ship.
Speaker 4 · [3:07:08]
You said it was dragon shaped. It is a ship shape. It’s ship shape. Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [3:07:13]
Ship shape.
Speaker 0 · [3:07:19]
There’s also the 2 potions of greater healing
Speaker 0 · [3:07:22]
and the potion of fire resistance.
Speaker 0 · [3:07:24]
Can you add this to the party?
Speaker 0 · [3:07:28]
Me? Yeah. Yeah. You may wanna add the potions to the party inventory or I don’t know. But,
Speaker 0 · [3:07:34]
yeah, I guess you guys haven’t really had to use any pots because y’all did the water. That’s bullshit, which
Speaker 3 · [3:07:40]
I’m not allowing next dungeon.
Speaker 3 · [3:07:42]
You fucked it up. I fucked it it up. Up.
Speaker 3 · [3:07:51]
Damn. What else was in there? There’s
Speaker 1 · [3:07:54]
There’s some chest. There were 2 heavy
Speaker 0 · [3:07:58]
cushions. The the 2 chests have been explored.
Speaker 0 · [3:08:02]
Faf, get down there.
Speaker 2 · [3:08:04]
Oh, he’s got his chest. Faf is gone. He’s he’s he’s not. He’s he’s just gone. There’s a protest. Okay. Alright.
Speaker 0 · [3:08:13]
There’s all the quippers
Speaker 0 · [3:08:15]
in the water.
Speaker 3 · [3:08:19]
Can I check the body?
Speaker 3 · [3:08:22]
Maybe It’s been checked, and there’s nothing on it because there’s he puts everything in the board, but there’s a harvest that needs to be done. Can I Yes? Can I take some horns?
Speaker 2 · [3:08:33]
You can do an animal handling check if you want. I can I’d like to yeah. I’ll say So roll
Speaker 2 · [3:08:40]
d 20?
Speaker 2 · [3:08:41]
Yeah. For animal handling. Do you have a list of all this shit that was in the hoard? It’s a 20.
Speaker 3 · [3:08:48]
This is pretty I think everyone grabbed something
Speaker 0 · [3:08:51]
from the horde other than the
Speaker 0 · [3:08:56]
2 potions of greater healing
Speaker 3 · [3:08:58]
Mhmm. And a potion of fire resistance. Something like that. Okay. Doorbell? Is it doorbelling?
Speaker 3 · [3:09:05]
Phone?
Speaker 4 · [3:09:08]
I
Speaker 4 · [3:09:10]
rolled a 17
Speaker 4 · [3:09:11]
plus 3.
Speaker 0 · [3:09:13]
You can take credit cards or 1 more?
Speaker 0 · [3:09:19]
I’m gonna check. Yeah. And I guess I guess it’s worth it to remind y’all
Speaker 0 · [3:09:23]
that
Speaker 0 · [3:09:24]
in
Speaker 0 · [3:09:26]
Jack Aubrey’s,
Speaker 0 · [3:09:27]
he was searching for
Speaker 0 · [3:09:30]
blood of a dragon.
Speaker 0 · [3:09:32]
Heart of a dragon, tears of an angel, breast milk of a fairy.
Speaker 3 · [3:09:37]
We need the heart of that dragon. Heart.
Speaker 0 · [3:09:39]
And I would also I guess I’ll just remind you too that
Speaker 0 · [3:09:46]
in Calypso’s
Speaker 0 · [3:09:48]
prophecy
Speaker 0 · [3:09:49]
that
Speaker 0 · [3:09:50]
the location of the death curse lie
Speaker 0 · [3:09:57]
well,
Speaker 0 · [3:09:58]
the things that could’ve told you were in the location of death curse were were a red dragon, an evil man, and a Bodius.
Speaker 1 · [3:10:07]
That could’ve told us where it was. Right.
Speaker 4 · [3:10:10]
Told us where what was?
Speaker 0 · [3:10:12]
The location of Omen’s oh, sorry.
Speaker 0 · [3:10:15]
The location of the death curse.
Speaker 0 · [3:10:19]
Red dragon, evil man, it’s a
Speaker 2 · [3:10:23]
Well, don’t if we’re gonna get that information from him now. We don’t have a death
Speaker 1 · [3:10:28]
talk thing. Do we have a
Speaker 0 · [3:10:31]
Speak with the dead? Do you say? Does anybody have a We don’t have a
Speaker 4 · [3:10:37]
You got these spells. Let’s go with the
Speaker 4 · [3:10:42]
k. Well,
Speaker 1 · [3:10:43]
I’m gonna
Speaker 1 · [3:10:45]
check to see if this dragon is still producing any milk.
Speaker 0 · [3:10:49]
And and and and also search for its heart. In a heart. Yeah. Right. And I have Okay. Roll roll 2 d twenties. 1 for the heart, 1 for the milk. You tell me which 1 Okay. Is milk and which one’s hard. Before?
Speaker 0 · [3:11:03]
After.
Speaker 1 · [3:11:05]
Didn’t get it after.
Speaker 1 · [3:11:08]
Okay.
Speaker 1 · [3:11:09]
I have a plus 4 animal handling too. So that’s 18
Speaker 1 · [3:11:15]
and 17.
Speaker 0 · [3:11:16]
You get you you can get
Speaker 0 · [3:11:19]
a full
Speaker 0 · [3:11:21]
hearty jug of red dragon milk as
Speaker 0 · [3:11:29]
well as a very cleanly cut out heart.
Speaker 0 · [3:11:34]
And then maybe add that to the party. I don’t know where you wanna put it. But Who got the
Speaker 3 · [3:11:40]
scabbard?
Speaker 4 · [3:11:42]
Well, we offered it to Faf. But
Speaker 0 · [3:11:47]
Faf has navigated
Speaker 0 · [3:11:49]
somewhere.
Speaker 3 · [3:11:53]
The chat. I
Speaker 2 · [3:11:57]
don’t even know where his character is. I think he hid behind 1 of the
Speaker 2 · [3:12:02]
the
Speaker 3 · [3:12:03]
eraser marks. Oh, I found it.
Speaker 0 · [3:12:07]
I’m just gonna assume that you went all the way out to the front. Right? Yeah. He’s outside. Okay.
Speaker 0 · [3:12:22]
He’s been pulled somewhere.
Speaker 3 · [3:12:25]
What?
Speaker 2 · [3:12:26]
Oh, there you are. What? Oh, where’d you go, Pat? Before.
Speaker 0 · [3:12:31]
No. No. No. No. I’m trying to maybe know where you’re trying get a.
Speaker 1 · [3:12:38]
Yeah. That that that I don’t how that goes.
Speaker 1 · [3:12:41]
Faf is I’m in control.
Speaker 0 · [3:12:45]
You’re at the entrance. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [3:12:48]
He’s sulking at the entrance.
Speaker 3 · [3:12:51]
At the lines.
Speaker 3 · [3:12:52]
Cont looking
Speaker 3 · [3:12:54]
off in the directions,
Speaker 1 · [3:12:55]
deciding which way he’ll go from here.
Speaker 3 · [3:12:58]
He’s not sure yet.
Speaker 0 · [3:13:01]
Okay. It’s up to y’all. What do wanna do? We could end it we could end it here with everybody in the looting. I just are
Speaker 3 · [3:13:09]
the horns worth anything?
Speaker 3 · [3:13:12]
You’ll have to talk to a
Speaker 0 · [3:13:15]
merchant about that. But it doesn’t say anything.
Speaker 3 · [3:13:23]
I think I gotta call it here. Yeah. Yeah. I think we’ll call it here.
Speaker 0 · [3:13:29]
Alright. And we are ending
Speaker 0 · [3:13:32]
at the bottom of the Worm Heart Mine.
Speaker 2 · [3:13:36]
With Faf at the entrance. Breed has been defeated. Everyone
Speaker 0 · [3:13:41]
is looting except for Faf and Moghammer who had
Speaker 3 · [3:13:46]
protested
Speaker 3 · [3:13:47]
the the loot of the gold without
Speaker 3 · [3:13:52]
their presence.
Speaker 0 · [3:13:56]
Does that feel The quippers still live in the pond.
Speaker 0 · [3:13:59]
The chests are still unloaded. I feel like this is overfed or something. Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [3:14:04]
And
Speaker 0 · [3:14:05]
the mysterious
Speaker 0 · [3:14:07]
exit
Speaker 0 · [3:14:08]
of the railway
Speaker 0 · [3:14:10]
is unexplored.
Speaker 0 · [3:14:12]
And
Speaker 0 · [3:14:16]
with that, we will end the session.
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