Session 15 Transcript (Deepgram) - 2026-08-25
Deepgram nova-3 transcript (diarized, campaign keyterms). Duration ~192 min. Speaker numbers are diarization guesses, not fixed players. Canon lives in the session summary and atomic notes; this is the primary raw record. Deepgram request 01a03e86-6849-75c3-a8f4-c351114d36af.
Speaker 0 · [0:00:00]
More kabobs,
Speaker 0 · [0:00:03]
and gotten no good.
Speaker 0 · [0:00:07]
You know, reached the the bottom layer of the wormhole mine
Speaker 0 · [0:00:12]
and
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saw the dragon and then began creating an epic
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strat
Speaker 1 · [0:00:19]
that I remember Spectacularly
Speaker 1 · [0:00:21]
built.
Speaker 1 · [0:00:23]
Sorta worked. I dude, I don’t know. We had a pretty Sorta worked. We had a pretty fucking good start to that battle. It was pretty dialed. The stinky cloud? The stinky Just epic.
Speaker 0 · [0:00:33]
Who took the Mithril 0.5 plate, and he was wearing that?
Speaker 1 · [0:00:38]
I think I gave it to Kevin. Kevin was supposed to be wearing it now. Wearing it. Do you have that equipment?
Speaker 4 · [0:00:47]
I believe so, Ian. Alright. Where would I find that? I feel like we did not properly,
Speaker 3 · [0:00:52]
like I don’t think we really even got through the
Speaker 2 · [0:00:56]
the whole
Speaker 1 · [0:00:58]
I remember I remember we found it
Speaker 1 · [0:01:01]
last time.
Speaker 3 · [0:01:03]
It’s things moving really slow. I feel like there’s just, like, a bunch of stuff that we didn’t really
Speaker 1 · [0:01:09]
there was something else too. There was, like,
Speaker 1 · [0:01:12]
they’re all the was there
Speaker 4 · [0:01:17]
Yeah. It’s in my report. Right?
Speaker 1 · [0:01:19]
As y’all The Black Dragon Scale Scabbard put it on, though, the halfway
Speaker 1 · [0:01:24]
armor?
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We
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tried to give
Speaker 1 · [0:01:28]
Faf the scabbard, and he didn’t
Speaker 1 · [0:01:31]
he he had already gone.
Speaker 1 · [0:01:33]
He’d already walked off. Right. There’s the scabbard.
Speaker 0 · [0:01:36]
Well, we’ll we’ll get to there. We’ll get to there. Let’s let’s do this in chapters.
Speaker 0 · [0:01:41]
You all reached the mine’s bottom where you saw a waterfall
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fed a pool of quippers.
Speaker 0 · [0:01:46]
Dwarven skeletons littered the floor, and an elevated rail branch disappeared into an unexplored opening.
Speaker 0 · [0:01:52]
Isilrod’s identification candle also settled the nature of the 3 small purple worms collected
Speaker 0 · [0:01:58]
at the mine’s entrance.
Speaker 0 · [0:01:59]
They were nonmagical
Speaker 0 · [0:02:00]
infants of the enormous species
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known as the purple worm,
Speaker 0 · [0:02:05]
and their milk was said to be highly poisonous.
Speaker 0 · [0:02:08]
The party discussed harvesting
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the purple worm milk, but never so and forgot about it.
Speaker 0 · [0:02:15]
Bodies crept along the elevator approach and found the board 1st. 4 bedcaps and 4 crewed wooden dragon mass hung nearby
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on the wall.
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Beneath them, the platform slap secret for a young red dragon.
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After much debating
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the party strategizing,
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putting together a plan, secret
Speaker 0 · [0:02:36]
woke calling for an elderly named Quigley.
Speaker 0 · [0:02:40]
Clarky tried to bluff him with a story about Quigley’s sick mother that Seafried saw through the intrusion and 5,000 gold.
Speaker 0 · [0:02:48]
And upon failure to repay, he launched himself at the party.
Speaker 0 · [0:02:52]
The party’s improvised trap worked far better than it had any right to. Isilrod’s taking cloud denied Seed freed his 1st attack.
Speaker 0 · [0:02:59]
Faf struck heavily with debt collector, toppled him, and fixed him with an unwavering mark. Isilrod followed with this in a whisper, dragging the dragon backward onto the waiting trap. Its jaws snap shut on 1 claw, damaged him, and disabled that ladder. Bonzo added a bomb and later smashed the party’s mysterious hot orange goo across sea for its dragon’s skeletal face.
Speaker 0 · [0:03:18]
Body as layered hex blades cursed and hex on hex before hailing the jug of living lightning right into the dragon’s flame.
Speaker 0 · [0:03:25]
The burst of blue electricity,
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bad and wounded, seem free, though the transcript never establishes
Speaker 0 · [0:03:30]
What
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does the transcript put?
Speaker 1 · [0:03:33]
Whether the jug survived the attack.
Speaker 1 · [0:03:36]
Jug did not survive the
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attack. Survived the attack.
Speaker 0 · [0:03:41]
Sicry answered the fire.
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His 1st breath caught Faf D’Gnorwol, even after both dodged the worst of it. His 2nd blast dropped Faf unconscious.
Speaker 0 · [0:03:49]
Moghammer bounded in and stabilized his rider and his captain while Bonzo and Bodius kept the dragon occupied.
Speaker 0 · [0:03:55]
Isilrod then threaded 1 last dissonant whispers through a narrow line across the cavern. The psychic strike hit the end of tail,
Speaker 0 · [0:04:04]
and the dragon collapsed.
Speaker 0 · [0:04:08]
Thus, the party,
Speaker 0 · [0:04:09]
3 up plus Moghammer plus Clarky,
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1 down
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of the Clandon Arwol.
Speaker 0 · [0:04:18]
The party,
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looking at their fallen compatriot,
Speaker 0 · [0:04:22]
and then a glimpse of gold
Speaker 0 · [0:04:24]
in the corners of their eyes.
Speaker 0 · [0:04:27]
It wasn’t really much of a question. And
Speaker 0 · [0:04:31]
they launched at the gold whispering
Speaker 0 · [0:04:33]
apologies and crude insult to fat unconscious body.
Speaker 3 · [0:04:37]
Who was stable?
Speaker 0 · [0:04:39]
Who was stable? Who hurled insults?
Speaker 0 · [0:04:42]
I don’t know.
Speaker 0 · [0:04:44]
And I believe y’all there’s 4,000 gold pieces. He also had $13.33, 13 33, 13 33,
Speaker 0 · [0:04:51]
stabilized
Speaker 1 · [0:04:53]
I took I took 13 32.
Speaker 0 · [0:04:55]
I did 1. Which is a pittance. I mean, that’s the whole thing. Right. Faf did not Maybe that was the Maybe that’s worse. Nothing’s the insult.
Speaker 0 · [0:05:05]
Nevertheless,
Speaker 0 · [0:05:07]
the horde also had a Black Dragon scale scabbard that reshapes itself
Speaker 0 · [0:05:13]
into
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chosen weapon of any type,
Speaker 0 · [0:05:17]
and it can sort of glance and looks really cool.
Speaker 0 · [0:05:19]
That was never planned. 2 greater healing potions,
Speaker 0 · [0:05:23]
a fire resistance potion,
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a gold
Speaker 0 · [0:05:28]
ship shaped ornament.
Speaker 1 · [0:05:30]
What’s
Speaker 1 · [0:05:32]
wrong? Can’t be wrong.
Speaker 0 · [0:05:36]
How?
Speaker 0 · [0:05:39]
A dragon shape or maybe a milk ship shape. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A milkmaidens thing? Yeah. Ship. A ship shape ornament.
Speaker 0 · [0:05:48]
A dragon shaped metal and JN fashionable gold, a copper mug with JN. And
Speaker 0 · [0:05:55]
then as well as a
Speaker 1 · [0:06:00]
Crystal frame painting my family. And jade mud continually
Speaker 0 · [0:06:04]
produces any chosen non magical liquid.
Speaker 0 · [0:06:08]
The strange surprise was a crystal framed painting of Bodius’s family.
Speaker 0 · [0:06:13]
It showed from the dream earlier in that day, that same happy heart, hot dog,
Speaker 0 · [0:06:19]
and ballgame that Bodius had seen
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dreams in the hours of his
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family smiling
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on summer’s barbecue.
Speaker 0 · [0:06:28]
Bodius claimed it without hesitation.
Speaker 0 · [0:06:31]
Bonzo harvested a full jug of red dragon milk
Speaker 0 · [0:06:34]
and cleanly removed the worm heart dragon heart,
Speaker 0 · [0:06:37]
the
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seed breeds heart. Thus,
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acquiring the 2nd component
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of 3 needed to cure Mina Aubrey’s vampirism.
Speaker 0 · [0:06:48]
The victory and, again, that’s
Speaker 0 · [0:06:51]
rest of the fair hate, harder dragon tears in name. Mhmm.
Speaker 0 · [0:06:56]
But the victory
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came with the cost to the larger quest.
Speaker 0 · [0:07:00]
The party remembered too late that a red dragon might know the death curse location, and nobody was able to speak with the dead. We didn’t seek its knowledge
Speaker 0 · [0:07:08]
on
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access.
Speaker 1 · [0:07:18]
Things that label.
Speaker 0 · [0:07:27]
Alright. That’s all, like, the loot.
Speaker 0 · [0:07:30]
I suppose well, not really. The chests haven’t been open,
Speaker 0 · [0:07:34]
but
Speaker 0 · [0:07:35]
the biggest thing was that when Faf was finally brought to
Speaker 0 · [0:07:40]
in silence
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and stoicism
Speaker 0 · [0:07:44]
and sulk perhaps
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or maybe rage
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or disappointment
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even.
Speaker 0 · [0:07:53]
He stomped off and out of the mind, log hammer
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and toe.
Speaker 0 · [0:07:59]
The remainder of y’all are
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amongst the dragon sword with
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pockets bristling with coin,
Speaker 0 · [0:08:07]
and we shall be in there.
Speaker 1 · [0:08:10]
I feel like I remember we
Speaker 1 · [0:08:13]
agreed to give back that dragon’s scabbard. Right? Well, we tried to while he’s heading out, but
Speaker 1 · [0:08:19]
he wasn’t really talking.
Speaker 3 · [0:08:23]
We need the map of it. No?
Speaker 1 · [0:08:25]
Yeah. We need the map.
Speaker 3 · [0:08:28]
2 greater healing potions
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and a fire resist.
Speaker 1 · [0:08:31]
Yes.
Speaker 1 · [0:08:33]
So what we’re just still resurfacing.
Speaker 4 · [0:08:36]
The wound has been opened again.
Speaker 1 · [0:08:40]
Did anybody take that stuff?
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I
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have a I have a greater healing potion and a potion of fire resistance, so maybe I’d
Speaker 1 · [0:08:51]
You took those. Yeah. Just took those. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:08:55]
If nobody else did. I have a potion of fire. Is there or is there any I got 1 earlier, I think, too. Maybe I wrote it. I should have about heart.
Speaker 0 · [0:09:05]
Anything about the heart? Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:09:07]
Just
Speaker 1 · [0:09:09]
Okay. Little dragon heart.
Speaker 1 · [0:09:12]
Dragon What is the
Speaker 1 · [0:09:14]
the ship ornament?
Speaker 0 · [0:09:17]
It is a fancy fancy golden golden ship.
Speaker 1 · [0:09:21]
I took that 1.
Speaker 0 · [0:09:24]
The ship looks reminiscent of The North Sea and Slayer. Yeah. My notes just say
Speaker 3 · [0:09:31]
it doesn’t do anything, but it’s worth 100 GP, and it’s swaggy. Mhmm.
Speaker 0 · [0:09:37]
That’s only a way to go kinda that goes kinda hard with the ship ornament on the captain’s side. Yeah. And I’m not even wearing it all. There’s
Speaker 1 · [0:09:45]
a bunch of chests that we haven’t
Speaker 0 · [0:09:49]
looked at. Yep. Before we start again, let’s all reframe
Speaker 0 · [0:09:54]
and everybody describe their character’s appearance based on.
Speaker 0 · [0:09:59]
Quiet.
Speaker 0 · [0:10:02]
Appearance? So we all have better the the mental images.
Speaker 1 · [0:10:05]
Good idea. Yeah. I haven’t really party. Okay. I thought you were, like, butt naked, weren’t you? I I was thinking that for a period of I actually have the Invisible Rod, which
Speaker 3 · [0:10:17]
seems underappreciated.
Speaker 0 · [0:10:19]
Yeah. Not been used at all in my in my inventory.
Speaker 4 · [0:10:25]
I got my
Speaker 4 · [0:10:27]
Mistwill hat that
Speaker 4 · [0:10:29]
I’ve done grappling gun. So
Speaker 0 · [0:10:32]
if you have that, like, strapped to your back. What? The grappling gun. It’s your backpipe instead of grappling gun, like, kinda like an axe on Yeah. Yep. Precisely.
Speaker 3 · [0:10:41]
It’s on top of my head. I
Speaker 4 · [0:10:44]
have a carabiner with a copper mug.
Speaker 0 · [0:10:47]
Yeah. Could be useful for y’all to AI create.
Speaker 0 · [0:11:12]
Yep.
Speaker 0 · [0:11:13]
Bonzo Nutley. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:11:16]
I’m a man. So naturally, I’m still wearing my tattered monk robes.
Speaker 1 · [0:11:21]
I’m dirty, poor.
Speaker 1 · [0:11:25]
I have little boots that I stole from
Speaker 1 · [0:11:30]
the Juke Joint
Speaker 1 · [0:11:32]
that
Speaker 1 · [0:11:34]
have little bells on them. Right. It can make noise if I want them to. Yes. And also can make not make noise if I don’t want them to. Right.
Speaker 1 · [0:11:44]
But those are little,
Speaker 1 · [0:11:46]
like,
Speaker 1 · [0:11:47]
keeper elf boots.
Speaker 1 · [0:11:49]
Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:11:49]
And
Speaker 1 · [0:11:50]
and then I have my lobster claw.
Speaker 1 · [0:11:53]
Oh, yeah. That’s hard. Yeah. Also, does your robe does your robe reveal your chest at all? Yeah. It reveals my my tattoo that I got. Star tattoos? Just just a little bit of it. Yeah. That’s pretty hard. Isn’t it 1 on each side? Yeah. Yeah. Star and star. Russian Orthodox.
Speaker 0 · [0:12:10]
Can’t forget about that. 1 of y’all has a tattoo in too.
Speaker 0 · [0:12:13]
Mhmm.
Speaker 1 · [0:12:15]
What about you, Bodius?
Speaker 1 · [0:12:17]
I’m wearing my Hyperspectral
Speaker 1 · [0:12:19]
Peddler’s Tote.
Speaker 3 · [0:12:22]
Such a good thing. My my fingers are stained
Speaker 1 · [0:12:26]
with
Speaker 1 · [0:12:27]
with various
Speaker 1 · [0:12:29]
colored ink from Cassidy’s trademark any color rainbow package. Oh, nice.
Speaker 1 · [0:12:34]
Yeah. Scribbling on things.
Speaker 1 · [0:12:36]
Across my belt, I wear a number of different
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potions and and jugs,
Speaker 1 · [0:12:43]
like a
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like Biskarr’s bastardly
Speaker 1 · [0:12:47]
brew.
Speaker 1 · [0:12:47]
Previously, I was you know, I had my
Speaker 1 · [0:12:50]
electrical jug.
Speaker 0 · [0:12:52]
Right.
Speaker 1 · [0:12:54]
Various things like that. My Pipe of Smoke Monsters also on my on my kit.
Speaker 1 · [0:13:00]
And then on my back,
Speaker 1 · [0:13:01]
I wear
Speaker 1 · [0:13:03]
the
Speaker 1 · [0:13:06]
the
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what do you call it? The the
Speaker 1 · [0:13:10]
the crystal frame painting
Speaker 1 · [0:13:12]
of my family.
Speaker 1 · [0:13:14]
Like a shield. On your back. Oh,
Speaker 1 · [0:13:16]
interesting.
Speaker 1 · [0:13:17]
I’ve I’ve fashioned it to be kind of
Speaker 1 · [0:13:21]
I just have The painting is on your back now? Yeah. I’m just gonna wear the painting on my back.
Speaker 1 · [0:13:27]
And the the crystal
Speaker 1 · [0:13:29]
from from my interpretation, the crystal frame is robust enough to perhaps perhaps be,
Speaker 1 · [0:13:35]
you know,
Speaker 1 · [0:13:36]
magically deterrent or, like, kind of
Speaker 1 · [0:13:40]
shield adjacent.
Speaker 1 · [0:13:43]
So
Speaker 1 · [0:13:45]
Oh, yeah. So I’m probably gonna use it like that. You know? So it’s just kinda epic, I guess, maybe.
Speaker 3 · [0:13:51]
I don’t really I don’t use any weapons or anything, so I’m just gonna I’m just gonna
Speaker 3 · [0:13:55]
I’m just gonna use that
Speaker 3 · [0:13:58]
shield
Speaker 0 · [0:13:59]
painting. Yeah. Wait. So does your element glass just come from your hand? My fingies. My my multicolored fingies.
Speaker 0 · [0:14:07]
Okay.
Speaker 0 · [0:14:08]
You can use the painting as a regular shield. Or like a focus, maybe.
Speaker 3 · [0:14:13]
A focus?
Speaker 1 · [0:14:15]
Yeah. Like, you can use, like, things as, like, a
Speaker 0 · [0:14:19]
magical focus. Sure. You can use the pain as
Speaker 0 · [0:14:23]
a regular shield and as a magical focus.
Speaker 1 · [0:14:28]
But do so at your peril for you know not what you hold or why your family is depicted upon. I’ll have to inspect it later, but perhaps You know? I’m it’s pretty big. Is it, like, do you just have a shield? Right? It’s not really a shield. It’s just a painting, but it’s but it’s made but it’s crystal framed Uh-huh.
Speaker 3 · [0:14:46]
Which seems pretty bad. Crystal.
Speaker 0 · [0:14:49]
Famously not a diamond. It’s a little more Oh, glass.
Speaker 1 · [0:14:54]
It’s just glass.
Speaker 3 · [0:14:58]
Alright. So I’m reevaluating
Speaker 3 · [0:15:00]
that, but that’s what I’m wearing right now currently.
Speaker 0 · [0:15:03]
It looks sturdy. It looks sturdy in the Shield,
Speaker 0 · [0:15:06]
like, but, again, you know not what
Speaker 0 · [0:15:10]
you hold.
Speaker 0 · [0:15:11]
Faf,
Speaker 0 · [0:15:13]
for yourself and Moghammer,
Speaker 0 · [0:15:15]
just so people understand
Speaker 2 · [0:15:17]
what you’re critical. Well, nothing’s changed
Speaker 2 · [0:15:21]
for Faf. He doesn’t have any new
Speaker 2 · [0:15:25]
new gear, so it looks the same.
Speaker 1 · [0:15:29]
Can you remind us just what he looks like? Yeah. You’re right. You got the shield.
Speaker 1 · [0:15:34]
What shield?
Speaker 0 · [0:15:35]
The trout shield. We’ve had the trout shield for since, like, session 2. Well, that’s what I’m saying. No. We haven’t described our characters in a while. The rest of the shit. Oh, okay. That was a good cutting comment.
Speaker 1 · [0:15:46]
But
Speaker 1 · [0:15:49]
And I 1 day, it’ll definitely change. We got a fucking giant toad.
Speaker 2 · [0:15:53]
Yeah. So Faf is
Speaker 2 · [0:15:56]
the
Speaker 2 · [0:15:57]
350
Speaker 2 · [0:15:58]
pounds,
Speaker 2 · [0:15:59]
350 year old golden year
Speaker 2 · [0:16:03]
dwarf
Speaker 2 · [0:16:04]
fighter with
Speaker 2 · [0:16:07]
a battle axe by the name of debt collector,
Speaker 2 · [0:16:11]
which is war bonded, and it looks pretty fucking sweet.
Speaker 2 · [0:16:15]
It’s it’s it’s comically large considering how
Speaker 2 · [0:16:19]
how short he is.
Speaker 2 · [0:16:23]
And he he wears chainmail
Speaker 2 · [0:16:25]
armor and a
Speaker 2 · [0:16:28]
horned helm. And
Speaker 2 · [0:16:30]
he carries the BAMF,
Speaker 2 · [0:16:33]
big ass motherfucking fish shield.
Speaker 2 · [0:16:35]
It’s a fish shaped shield made out of purple heartwood.
Speaker 1 · [0:16:39]
Mhmm.
Speaker 2 · [0:16:43]
And he’s got a lot of lot of cool things in his inventory,
Speaker 2 · [0:16:46]
but but but none none that really speak to his appearance.
Speaker 2 · [0:16:50]
By his side is a gigantic
Speaker 2 · [0:16:54]
battle toad
Speaker 2 · [0:16:55]
by the name of Moghammer
Speaker 2 · [0:16:57]
who has Hot Wheels esque flames tattooed
Speaker 2 · [0:17:01]
on 1 side. And
Speaker 3 · [0:17:03]
Moghammer has some things on them. Right? He’s got the saddle.
Speaker 2 · [0:17:07]
Moghammer has
Speaker 2 · [0:17:09]
a saddle and it just, like, jugs and and stuff. And then the removable rods actually in Moghammer’s inventory amongst some other things. The child’s
Speaker 3 · [0:17:18]
Child’s
Speaker 2 · [0:17:19]
Skull mug. Yeah. Skull mug. It’s hanging off of him. Skull mug. Yeah. So some of that stuff is hanging off of Moghammer. That’s a good point.
Speaker 2 · [0:17:28]
He still has dragon trap on him, but maybe that’s erroneous. Maybe we used our only dragon or trap.
Speaker 1 · [0:17:35]
Did we use a dragon trap? Oh, mhmm. Yeah. The Yeah. Secret. It caught his butt. He did. So I’m just gonna delete that.
Speaker 2 · [0:17:44]
Drinking traps deleted, but he does have the Drinking Skull child size. Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [0:17:48]
He probably recovered the Dragon Shock. He’s got a Red Dragon Heart
Speaker 1 · [0:17:53]
and Jug of Red Dragon milk as well. Oh, you got the oh, he has the Moghammer. Moghammer has that stuff in the Okay. The party inventory.
Speaker 5 · [0:18:02]
Cool.
Speaker 1 · [0:18:03]
Which Faf is choosing to leave? Party inventory. Well, there’s there’s the In Moghammer’s inventory. There’s Moghammer’s
Speaker 1 · [0:18:10]
inventory, and then there’s that, like,
Speaker 3 · [0:18:13]
bag of
Speaker 3 · [0:18:14]
holding
Speaker 3 · [0:18:16]
that Bonzo has.
Speaker 1 · [0:18:19]
Think didn’t we give that to Moghammer. Moghammer. Oh, Moghammer. Okay.
Speaker 1 · [0:18:24]
That makes sense, though. Moghammer.
Speaker 0 · [0:18:26]
That
Speaker 0 · [0:18:27]
makes him, like, he can haul
Speaker 0 · [0:18:30]
10 10 x, 50 x.
Speaker 1 · [0:18:32]
The bag of holding hands. Faf also has a look of sadness in his eye and
Speaker 2 · [0:18:38]
disappointment.
Speaker 1 · [0:18:39]
Why?
Speaker 2 · [0:18:41]
Betrayal.
Speaker 2 · [0:18:43]
Betrayal is is has cut him to his soul, and
Speaker 2 · [0:18:48]
and he’s in he’s in a he’s in a state of recovery. But if you guys were looking at the map, he has come back down
Speaker 2 · [0:18:54]
from
Speaker 1 · [0:18:57]
from the top.
Speaker 1 · [0:19:01]
That’s really good news.
Speaker 2 · [0:19:03]
But he he’s kinda just, like, sulking
Speaker 2 · [0:19:06]
outside of the cave where you guys are in there. Hey. Do do you guys hear Assumably high fiving over over the treasure from his perspective. Yeah. Do you guys hear
Speaker 4 · [0:19:15]
sniffling
Speaker 1 · [0:19:16]
around here? Like,
Speaker 0 · [0:19:19]
one’s someone crying.
Speaker 0 · [0:19:23]
Are we done? It sounds like a No. No. No. Y’all let’s just y’all are in the yeah. Y’all y’all are in. We’re just starting up. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:19:30]
Kinda sounds like a
Speaker 1 · [0:19:33]
dying,
Speaker 1 · [0:19:34]
like, raccoon. Do you think, like, Siegfried’s not fully out?
Speaker 1 · [0:19:41]
Alright. Should we check?
Speaker 1 · [0:19:42]
Oh, let’s check these We should these
Speaker 3 · [0:19:45]
1st. We should check these chests and then go find
Speaker 1 · [0:19:48]
our boy Faf.
Speaker 1 · [0:19:49]
What about this little
Speaker 1 · [0:19:52]
offshoot? I’m feeling bad. I feel like
Speaker 1 · [0:19:54]
Are you kidding here?
Speaker 3 · [0:19:58]
Maybe
Speaker 3 · [0:19:59]
maybe life isn’t all about money. Maybe it’s about friendship.
Speaker 1 · [0:20:04]
Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:20:05]
I kinda thought the same.
Speaker 3 · [0:20:08]
I regret it. But let’s open these chests.
Speaker 1 · [0:20:13]
Okay. So I go to I’m I’m looking for the fattest chest. How many chests are there? There’s 2 chests. Which one’s the biggest 1? They’re the same size chest right next to each other. I choose the right 1. The 1 on the right? Yeah. It’s locked.
Speaker 3 · [0:20:27]
I choose the left 1. It’s unlocked.
Speaker 1 · [0:20:29]
It’s unlocked? Yeah. Okay. I’m opening. In this chest, you find a
Speaker 0 · [0:20:38]
it’s like the most finely and delicately
Speaker 0 · [0:20:41]
woven
Speaker 0 · [0:20:43]
fishing net that you’ve ever seen. It’s almost as if the
Speaker 0 · [0:20:48]
netting is made from
Speaker 0 · [0:20:52]
the yarn of a spider
Speaker 0 · [0:20:55]
or something like that. It is
Speaker 0 · [0:20:58]
super strong and
Speaker 0 · [0:21:00]
sort of glistens white leaves.
Speaker 3 · [0:21:02]
Yeah. I’m gonna kinda start playing with it like a gat kinda. Just kinda messing with it. What
Speaker 0 · [0:21:07]
does it do?
Speaker 0 · [0:21:08]
It it’s just it doesn’t do anything, but you can tell that it’s probably really good for fishing.
Speaker 1 · [0:21:12]
For fishing? Mhmm. And
Speaker 3 · [0:21:15]
you guys For dragon catching. Like fishing?
Speaker 4 · [0:21:18]
Faf likes fishing. Don’t know. She probably likes fishing. Yeah. Faf loves fishing. That’s a lot great. Faf the 1st person I thought of when
Speaker 1 · [0:21:25]
you opened Man. Chest. I just can’t stop thinking about it.
Speaker 1 · [0:21:31]
Okay. So the other 1 is But, yeah, I mean Also
Speaker 0 · [0:21:35]
also in that
Speaker 0 · [0:21:37]
chest, there is a book called
Speaker 0 · [0:21:39]
The History of Shadow Fang Keep by
Speaker 0 · [0:21:43]
Loblaw.
Speaker 1 · [0:21:46]
Can I can I glean that? Oh, is that an original Lobb a Lobb?
Speaker 1 · [0:21:51]
Check the publishing date.
Speaker 1 · [0:21:54]
An original Lobb Lobb.
Speaker 1 · [0:21:56]
That could be really valuable.
Speaker 1 · [0:21:58]
I think Faf loves Lobb a Lobb.
Speaker 1 · [0:22:02]
He’s a huge fan. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Speaker 1 · [0:22:16]
Okay. And then
Speaker 1 · [0:22:18]
Does anybody have a lock pick? Mhmm.
Speaker 1 · [0:22:22]
That’s These guys have
Speaker 1 · [0:22:24]
oh, no. I don’t. But I
Speaker 0 · [0:22:27]
Hold on. Just very briefly.
Speaker 0 · [0:22:30]
It’s written all in Aldani.
Speaker 2 · [0:22:32]
Aldani.
Speaker 2 · [0:22:35]
Who speaks that?
Speaker 3 · [0:22:38]
Our boys back on the ship.
Speaker 1 · [0:22:40]
Okay.
Speaker 1 · [0:22:43]
What’s the what’s the name of Ancient
Speaker 0 · [0:22:46]
Aldani.
Speaker 0 · [0:22:48]
What’s the name of that again? Ancient The history of shadow fenkeep by Lobalabb.
Speaker 1 · [0:22:54]
L o b o l o b o l o b. And you got an extra pen around here? Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:23:00]
You don’t need it?
Speaker 1 · [0:23:01]
Thank you. Never mind. Anything to write off. Good. Thank you.
Speaker 0 · [0:23:06]
Yes. The other chest is locked.
Speaker 4 · [0:23:10]
I have some thieves’ tools.
Speaker 1 · [0:23:14]
And
Speaker 1 · [0:23:16]
And you Bardic
Speaker 4 · [0:23:18]
inspiration,
Speaker 4 · [0:23:19]
which I feel believe helps with that. And I think I need a friend
Speaker 4 · [0:23:24]
to help me get this chest open.
Speaker 4 · [0:23:30]
Any takers?
Speaker 2 · [0:23:33]
That is not at the same room as you guys. Any any takers? He yells
Speaker 4 · [0:23:37]
through the caves.
Speaker 4 · [0:23:39]
I need a friend to help me open this chest Man, it’s a lot. That I’m gonna share. There must be some really good stuff in there. Or maybe even fully give depending on what’s in the chest.
Speaker 1 · [0:23:52]
Any okay.
Speaker 1 · [0:23:53]
Well You got the these tools? I used the tools.
Speaker 4 · [0:24:00]
And then I can Bartically inspire,
Speaker 4 · [0:24:04]
say, Bonzo to
Speaker 1 · [0:24:06]
You go after me? Use them. You can use Bardic inspiration on yourself.
Speaker 1 · [0:24:11]
Yeah. Yeah. I I wouldn’t do that.
Speaker 3 · [0:24:18]
You can do it. Your old d 20? Yeah. So it’s a slide of hand check. Oh, plus
Speaker 1 · [0:24:25]
6 epic.
Speaker 1 · [0:24:29]
Speaker 0 · [0:24:30]
16 plus 6 or 16 total? 16 total. So, yeah, 1 way to say it is a dirty
Speaker 0 · [0:24:38]
dirty 22
Speaker 0 · [0:24:39]
or, you know, it’s like natural 20. It’s like dirty 20. 20. That’s a dirty 10. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Whatever.
Speaker 3 · [0:24:46]
Flirty, dirty, dirty, dirty 6, dirty, flirty,
Speaker 3 · [0:24:50]
dirty.
Speaker 0 · [0:24:55]
You
Speaker 0 · [0:24:57]
Ching.
Speaker 0 · [0:24:58]
And it opens cleanly.
Speaker 0 · [0:25:00]
And
Speaker 0 · [0:25:03]
within it,
Speaker 0 · [0:25:05]
as you peruse through it, you find a few pieces of parchment,
Speaker 0 · [0:25:09]
1 of which
Speaker 0 · [0:25:12]
is a recipe
Speaker 0 · [0:25:14]
for
Speaker 0 · [0:25:15]
Aldani heavy armor.
Speaker 0 · [0:25:18]
Mhmm.
Speaker 0 · [0:25:19]
Instructions on how to craft that.
Speaker 0 · [0:25:25]
Another piece of parchment
Speaker 0 · [0:25:28]
is
Speaker 0 · [0:25:29]
a song
Speaker 0 · [0:25:31]
of
Speaker 0 · [0:25:33]
the albino dwarf,
Speaker 1 · [0:25:38]
And
Speaker 0 · [0:25:39]
there’s also 455
Speaker 0 · [0:25:41]
gold in there.
Speaker 1 · [0:25:48]
What are what are the instructions for
Speaker 1 · [0:25:51]
how to
Speaker 1 · [0:25:52]
can you read the instructions on how to make that that heavy plate?
Speaker 1 · [0:25:57]
Yes. Can tell English.
Speaker 0 · [0:26:00]
No. It’s in ancient Aldani.
Speaker 0 · [0:26:02]
Yeah. Damn it. Thank But you can tell that the only way to
Speaker 0 · [0:26:07]
it would require a blacksmith of understanding
Speaker 1 · [0:26:13]
to
Speaker 1 · [0:26:14]
complete it.
Speaker 0 · [0:26:15]
But
Speaker 0 · [0:26:19]
even 1 that, you know, had not heard of it before could could create a farm.
Speaker 5 · [0:26:26]
What
Speaker 1 · [0:26:33]
about the albino dwarf
Speaker 1 · [0:26:36]
song?
Speaker 0 · [0:26:37]
The
Speaker 0 · [0:26:39]
lyrics are really sort of up to you.
Speaker 0 · [0:26:43]
But if you ever wanna sing the albino dwarf song, you now know it.
Speaker 1 · [0:27:04]
And this gold.
Speaker 1 · [0:27:19]
And that’s it? That’s all that’s in there?
Speaker 3 · [0:27:25]
K. I’m looking around. We we properly looted this place so we can
Speaker 3 · [0:27:29]
blow this popsicle stand and
Speaker 1 · [0:27:32]
get the crew back.
Speaker 0 · [0:27:35]
I’m thinking I’m looking around, and you feel like there’s
Speaker 0 · [0:27:39]
not much left in secret’s lair. So
Speaker 3 · [0:27:43]
K. Accept.
Speaker 3 · [0:27:45]
Alright.
Speaker 3 · [0:27:48]
I start I start moseying out of the
Speaker 3 · [0:27:52]
the dragon
Speaker 3 · [0:27:54]
thing. I kinda I I walked past Siegfried.
Speaker 3 · [0:27:58]
Kinda walking around past Siegfried.
Speaker 3 · [0:28:02]
I’m calling,
Speaker 1 · [0:28:03]
Faf.
Speaker 1 · [0:28:06]
Faf.
Speaker 1 · [0:28:08]
Not far behind too. Faf.
Speaker 2 · [0:28:12]
Faf.
Speaker 2 · [0:28:13]
Faf. 0 0 0, over here. Over here.
Speaker 3 · [0:28:16]
Is that you, dude?
Speaker 1 · [0:28:20]
That
Speaker 2 · [0:28:21]
Yes.
Speaker 2 · [0:28:22]
Hello, friends. Apologies for my absence. Moghammer doesn’t do well with.
Speaker 2 · [0:28:28]
I needed a breather.
Speaker 3 · [0:28:30]
I
Speaker 3 · [0:28:31]
I noticed that you didn’t take well to our little shenanigans back there. Well, also, I did have to distance my ex from you all
Speaker 2 · [0:28:38]
Mhmm. For a while. Fair enough. Attempt to collect a debt. Well,
Speaker 2 · [0:28:43]
bygones beguy. Bygones. I I will not share in the spoils of this fight.
Speaker 2 · [0:28:48]
And, you know, I’ll let the betrayal fester while I solidify
Speaker 2 · [0:28:51]
my dwarven accounting.
Speaker 1 · [0:28:53]
Well, you know, I’ve had I’ve had a I’ve had a long
Speaker 3 · [0:28:57]
10, 15 minutes to really think about this.
Speaker 3 · [0:29:01]
And, you know,
Speaker 3 · [0:29:03]
it doesn’t totally feel right. So if the boys boys wanted to divvy things back up, you know, I’d be willing to do it.
Speaker 3 · [0:29:10]
I know I know we got a bunch of other cool shit. Like, I found some fishing gear that I feel like would be right for you. And,
Speaker 3 · [0:29:16]
you know, I just want I just want my Faf back.
Speaker 1 · [0:29:21]
I
Speaker 1 · [0:29:23]
need my mojo, baby.
Speaker 1 · [0:29:28]
No. It’s it’s quite alright. It’s quite alright. Let’s just let’s get on to the next.
Speaker 1 · [0:29:33]
What are what are all of these clippers up here? You sure you don’t want
Speaker 4 · [0:29:37]
that?
Speaker 3 · [0:29:39]
I have to agree. I do wanna give you this this
Speaker 3 · [0:29:42]
this fish in here, though, for sure because it’s pretty it’s pretty lit. I think you
Speaker 3 · [0:29:47]
you put it to best use for a stumpfish.
Speaker 1 · [0:29:51]
We’re gonna fish on the boat.
Speaker 1 · [0:29:53]
Oh, fuck. You’re the character
Speaker 3 · [0:29:56]
that has Oh, but you caught a lot of interest in it. That’s Your refusal of this fishing gear is pretty sus right now, bro.
Speaker 1 · [0:30:04]
He’s
Speaker 3 · [0:30:05]
just trying to
Speaker 3 · [0:30:07]
make amends.
Speaker 2 · [0:30:10]
Don’t.
Speaker 2 · [0:30:11]
I don’t want your shit.
Speaker 2 · [0:30:13]
Let’s Let’s let’s continue on as a as a as a married brand of of of trusted and loyal friends.
Speaker 1 · [0:30:19]
Well,
Speaker 1 · [0:30:21]
Jesus. I guess everything’s cool now.
Speaker 1 · [0:30:25]
I’m so concerned.
Speaker 3 · [0:30:28]
That was a quick turnaround, you know, but some people
Speaker 2 · [0:30:32]
How about this way, guys? Some people just
Speaker 1 · [0:30:36]
Hey. Do you ever wanna talk about it? Past names. We’re we’re here for you just to know that. Yeah. We were about moving at the same time. You know, I I look over to Bonzo and Isilrod. I’m like, maybe it’s, like, just a
Speaker 3 · [0:30:48]
a hard grizzle
Speaker 3 · [0:30:50]
Such a dwarf thing. Kinda dwarf thing. Like Well, I’m also a dwarf. Yeah. Isilrod. What can you can you speak on this a little bit? Because he’s acting like connect to him. He’s acting like we’re not bros anymore and we’ll never be bros. I think Faf just
Speaker 4 · [0:31:04]
grew up expecting
Speaker 4 · [0:31:05]
a lot
Speaker 4 · [0:31:08]
because he he’s from a wealthy
Speaker 3 · [0:31:10]
Mead family. My family, though, we we were stuck in mines for a while.
Speaker 4 · [0:31:16]
It’s actually pretty interesting while we were stuck in the mines, a new breed of dwarves
Speaker 4 · [0:31:23]
actually
Speaker 1 · [0:31:24]
came to light. Called Godelstroms?
Speaker 1 · [0:31:27]
No.
Speaker 1 · [0:31:28]
A couple of them. We’re called albino dwarves for now. Oh. But
Speaker 4 · [0:31:34]
I it’s not time for that right now. Mhmm. We’ll
Speaker 1 · [0:31:37]
have to hear more about that later. Yeah. Yeah. Eventually. Maybe that could be could mend the relationship.
Speaker 1 · [0:31:44]
I saw about the
Speaker 1 · [0:31:46]
the
Speaker 4 · [0:31:47]
albino dwarves? Yeah. If you can’t tell, he’s a a grizzled
Speaker 4 · [0:31:52]
warrior, and I’m more of a
Speaker 4 · [0:31:55]
theater kid.
Speaker 4 · [0:31:56]
And do you guys think
Speaker 1 · [0:31:59]
do you guys think
Speaker 3 · [0:32:00]
Moghammer’s
Speaker 3 · [0:32:02]
is mad too?
Speaker 4 · [0:32:06]
He seems chill. Right? He seems like he’s chilling. Yeah. But
Speaker 4 · [0:32:10]
he is pretty loyal to Faf. True. Faf who knows what Faf was whispering.
Speaker 1 · [0:32:17]
Alright. Well,
Speaker 1 · [0:32:18]
they say Toth have a good Here I here I go. Faf. Feeling
Speaker 4 · [0:32:23]
I’m gonna go
Speaker 4 · [0:32:25]
nuzzle.
Speaker 3 · [0:32:29]
What’s his name again? Moghammer and just,
Speaker 3 · [0:32:32]
like,
Speaker 3 · [0:32:34]
in the low way.
Speaker 0 · [0:32:35]
Let’s
Speaker 0 · [0:32:37]
roll for
Speaker 5 · [0:32:41]
roll for
Speaker 1 · [0:32:45]
animal animal.
Speaker 1 · [0:32:50]
Really? All of us? No. Oh, just I think we should all try to Can you try to nuzzle? We all go for nuzzle to see if I’m not really a nuzzler. You know? Our family didn’t really nuzzle.
Speaker 4 · [0:33:00]
They’re more hot dogs. It’s dirty 15.
Speaker 0 · [0:33:04]
Yeah. So he responds
Speaker 0 · [0:33:07]
welcomingly
Speaker 0 · [0:33:08]
to you. Clearly
Speaker 0 · [0:33:09]
not remotely
Speaker 0 · [0:33:11]
would listen to you upon command, but
Speaker 0 · [0:33:15]
does not
Speaker 0 · [0:33:16]
suggest that there’s any animosity between the 2. And then Clarky
Speaker 4 · [0:33:21]
scurries down my arm
Speaker 0 · [0:33:23]
like this and kisses in the mouth. Yes. And that definitely works because of the reptilian connection.
Speaker 1 · [0:33:29]
Right.
Speaker 1 · [0:33:30]
So you didn’t wanna be getting there.
Speaker 3 · [0:33:33]
Getting there. Alright.
Speaker 0 · [0:33:38]
Wherefore do y’all go? Appears everyone is walking
Speaker 0 · [0:33:42]
along the
Speaker 0 · [0:33:44]
other cart path above the water
Speaker 0 · [0:33:48]
where beneath underfoot
Speaker 0 · [0:33:50]
on the wet rail tiles,
Speaker 0 · [0:33:53]
20 feet beneath that,
Speaker 0 · [0:33:55]
the pond
Speaker 0 · [0:33:57]
is there, and quippers,
Speaker 0 · [0:33:59]
which are
Speaker 0 · [0:34:00]
sort of like piranhas are all
Speaker 4 · [0:34:05]
You should help your boss.
Speaker 3 · [0:34:08]
They’re
Speaker 3 · [0:34:09]
all just in the water?
Speaker 3 · [0:34:11]
Yeah. They’re They’re all just kinda, like,
Speaker 3 · [0:34:13]
swimming around and
Speaker 3 · [0:34:14]
jumping.
Speaker 1 · [0:34:22]
How
Speaker 3 · [0:34:24]
how long is the bridge
Speaker 3 · [0:34:27]
to get across the quippers on?
Speaker 0 · [0:34:30]
Well, the quippers are beneath, so it’s not like
Speaker 0 · [0:34:35]
they’re 25 feet beneath, but it’s
Speaker 0 · [0:34:38]
looks like 30 feet.
Speaker 3 · [0:34:40]
30 foot bridge? Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [0:34:43]
Alright.
Speaker 3 · [0:34:45]
This will just kinda continue on
Speaker 3 · [0:34:47]
behind Faf and Nessalrod. Just kinda follow on that. What is a quipper?
Speaker 1 · [0:34:53]
It’s like a piranha. Barely known. Kinda
Speaker 1 · [0:34:58]
nice to catch some, man.
Speaker 1 · [0:35:00]
Probably should catch some so that we can throw piranhas at people. Oh.
Speaker 1 · [0:35:06]
Keep a little Filling up 1 in the jug.
Speaker 3 · [0:35:09]
Well, I got this fishing lure. Why don’t you go ahead?
Speaker 0 · [0:35:13]
Do you have an extra jug?
Speaker 1 · [0:35:16]
Yeah. When we get back into town, we gotta give them our jugs.
Speaker 2 · [0:35:19]
No. I think that
Speaker 2 · [0:35:20]
I think that
Speaker 2 · [0:35:22]
my camera’s got a few jugs on. He’s got a jug.
Speaker 3 · [0:35:25]
He’s got a jug. You got a jug? Do you even fit a quipper in a jug?
Speaker 3 · [0:35:30]
Yeah. How
Speaker 3 · [0:35:31]
many quipper per jug? Can you can you probably fit a quipper in the back of holding? But can you you quipper
Speaker 0 · [0:35:37]
jug?
Speaker 1 · [0:35:41]
Can
Speaker 0 · [0:35:45]
the bag of
Speaker 3 · [0:35:46]
can water. Can breathe
Speaker 1 · [0:35:52]
I think it’d be kinda sick to have, like, 3 little
Speaker 1 · [0:35:55]
quick birds in the jug. I hand my
Speaker 3 · [0:35:59]
my legit
Speaker 3 · [0:36:01]
ass fishing lure made out of webbing type stuff over to
Speaker 3 · [0:36:05]
Bonzo.
Speaker 3 · [0:36:06]
And I’m like,
Speaker 3 · [0:36:08]
we could, like, grab 1 of these jugs and kinda just dip it dip it in the water
Speaker 3 · [0:36:15]
I’ve got some
Speaker 1 · [0:36:17]
I’ve rubbed, so I just
Speaker 1 · [0:36:19]
put the jug down and get some water maybe.
Speaker 1 · [0:36:23]
Mhmm. And then we wanna maybe throw the net out, try and catch of these. I could even I could drip a little bit of a
Speaker 3 · [0:36:30]
Manticore
Speaker 3 · [0:36:31]
blood in the
Speaker 3 · [0:36:33]
Oh. In the jug, see if that gets them feisty. I heard that’s pretty good for catching Yeah. So I’ll drip a little Manticore blood. Not all of it. Mhmm. Just a little bit. A tasteful
Speaker 3 · [0:36:44]
smattering. Just a little snack at the bottom of the jug. Alright.
Speaker 0 · [0:36:50]
And the the duck descends down into the quipper pool,
Speaker 0 · [0:36:54]
and immediately 2 quippers
Speaker 0 · [0:36:55]
launch right into the jug.
Speaker 0 · [0:36:59]
But they eat all the Manticore blood so the others don’t follow.
Speaker 1 · [0:37:03]
So we only got 2?
Speaker 1 · [0:37:07]
A good amount of If we overfill,
Speaker 4 · [0:37:09]
they they might not get along. We just 2 is probably fine. Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [0:37:13]
Yeah. At least, you know, 1 can eat the other, and then we’ll have 1 at least guaranteed.
Speaker 1 · [0:37:17]
Can we make sure one’s
Speaker 1 · [0:37:20]
male, one’s female?
Speaker 3 · [0:37:22]
Assuming they have
Speaker 1 · [0:37:25]
a conversation. Yeah. Would they start calling me? Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [0:37:28]
That 1 is male and 1 is female. Okay. So maybe we’ll end up with 3 eventually. Yeah. Max out the jug. If had, we like, an aquarium at the We’re good. Oh, yeah. That could be Yeah. That could be quippers. A milk we have a milk bar. Milk bar. And a
Speaker 1 · [0:37:43]
exotic animals Quipper aquarium?
Speaker 3 · [0:37:47]
Quipper aquarium. It’d be like a wee did. Or it’s like a trapdoor
Speaker 1 · [0:37:51]
that it unfolds and then, like, it’s Dude, it’s like James Bond. Quippers
Speaker 1 · [0:37:56]
with freaking laser beams. You know where it’s like you can, like, dive and freaking laser beams.
Speaker 1 · [0:38:01]
That could be cool. Alright.
Speaker 4 · [0:38:04]
Cool. Yeah. So y’all got a jug of 2 whippers
Speaker 4 · [0:38:07]
with water. Mhmm. Nice. Cool.
Speaker 1 · [0:38:11]
Should we go down this top?
Speaker 2 · [0:38:13]
It’s either that way or back out the top.
Speaker 1 · [0:38:17]
After can
Speaker 1 · [0:38:19]
you. After you guys. Yep. After you. Continue, please. Yeah. As you’ll step forward that way,
Speaker 0 · [0:38:26]
all of the
Speaker 0 · [0:38:28]
lights that was coming into the warm home line from
Speaker 0 · [0:38:33]
above, very minimal, but, you know, some cobalt lighting.
Speaker 0 · [0:38:36]
It slowly goes into a deep, deep,
Speaker 0 · [0:38:39]
full dark
Speaker 0 · [0:38:41]
into a long shaft, and you can just see straightforward
Speaker 0 · [0:38:45]
into the
Speaker 0 · [0:38:46]
the railway shaft that’s
Speaker 0 · [0:38:48]
basically about equal distance. It might be ever so slightly
Speaker 0 · [0:38:53]
can’t deliver upwards,
Speaker 0 · [0:38:55]
slight incline.
Speaker 0 · [0:38:59]
But full dark arises and,
Speaker 0 · [0:39:02]
you know, immediately.
Speaker 1 · [0:39:03]
So whatever y’all’s visions are. Yeah. We all have dark vision. Don’t we?
Speaker 3 · [0:39:08]
Yeah. I’ve got dark vision 60 feet. Yep. Yeah. So about 60 feet. I got a 120.
Speaker 4 · [0:39:15]
Oh, 1 20. About 20. Don’t you have, like, glasses or something?
Speaker 0 · [0:39:18]
Or I got glasses. You got the glasses of dark vision? Dark vision glasses. Did you describe that? Yeah. I got dark 1 vision. Don’t I wear them all the time because I, you know, I like to make eye contact. Y’all all need to make AI characters that have the All flesh stuff. Yeah. Just so I can keep it. Help let me keep it in my head. Mhmm. Thank
Speaker 1 · [0:39:41]
Like, you. The inventory or the the
Speaker 1 · [0:39:44]
picture? There’s a picture of what they Yeah. Because he’s got he’s got some dark vision glasses on. No. You can also turn have a cap of water breathing.
Speaker 1 · [0:39:52]
Oh, yeah. I’ll take through that. It looks like a pinky blinders hat. Oh, do do you wear that? Yeah. I’m not right. Yeah. Oh, for sure. Right. Yeah. How do you turn into a bird or whatever?
Speaker 0 · [0:40:03]
I
Speaker 0 · [0:40:04]
just didn’t do it an hour. An 8. 0, really? Young, man. Just buy this. There’s a
Speaker 1 · [0:40:11]
a crow tattoo. Yeah. What if I had to, like, stroke my nose like this?
Speaker 1 · [0:40:17]
And then it gets longer and longer,
Speaker 1 · [0:40:19]
and then it becomes a beep.
Speaker 0 · [0:40:21]
Nice. Nice. Nice.
Speaker 1 · [0:40:23]
So, yeah, y’all gonna go into the shower?
Speaker 1 · [0:40:26]
Nice. Nice.
Speaker 2 · [0:40:32]
I’d like to take a long rest.
Speaker 2 · [0:40:34]
Got no else.
Speaker 1 · [0:40:36]
Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:40:37]
I do. I I need to sleep as well. That’s a good call.
Speaker 1 · [0:40:41]
Are we gonna go into The problem with the long rest right now
Speaker 0 · [0:40:47]
is it technically hasn’t been 24 hours.
Speaker 0 · [0:40:52]
Short rest?
Speaker 0 · [0:40:54]
And then y’all blew y’all short rest.
Speaker 0 · [0:40:57]
Hit die.
Speaker 0 · [0:41:00]
But I will let it go because it is so far between.
Speaker 1 · [0:41:05]
But this will be the last long rest that’ll allow within We just killed we just killed 24 Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:41:11]
Yeah. It’s an epic, epic battle. I I mean, we don’t have to. I feel like and we don’t have a short rest.
Speaker 0 · [0:41:17]
Well, some people use all their head dye to recover.
Speaker 0 · [0:41:21]
Mhmm.
Speaker 0 · [0:41:22]
Because y’all been doing this all the time. This is how how how down are you?
Speaker 1 · [0:41:27]
Not 3 or 4 hours. The same time. But I was at, like, 4
Speaker 4 · [0:41:31]
Woah. Total.
Speaker 4 · [0:41:33]
I was gonna say I could I could toss out a mess with word.
Speaker 1 · [0:41:40]
But it would just But, yeah, y’all can long y’all definitely can long rest right now. He gives a guy a rest. It’s just that. Okay. Long rest. But, you know, on on other times I like that. Should anybody take I feel like the long rest is too is too accessible or was too accessible before Should anybody take a
Speaker 1 · [0:41:56]
take watch?
Speaker 1 · [0:41:58]
I already I just did it. You just clicked it. Take watch? Yeah. I’m already Okay. We’re we’re all yellowing the the long rest, I guess.
Speaker 1 · [0:42:11]
Right. I’m at 28. The dark. I’m at 28. I
Speaker 1 · [0:42:15]
could do I I totally could’ve not.
Speaker 1 · [0:42:18]
But Yeah. I think we’re gonna send it.
Speaker 1 · [0:42:21]
They already kinda kill everything around here. You know?
Speaker 3 · [0:42:26]
Put those clippers down there. So y’all are all long resting.
Speaker 0 · [0:42:29]
Probably the deep sea within this chamber. Well, I’m I’m thinking here.
Speaker 1 · [0:42:44]
I
Speaker 1 · [0:42:46]
before going to bed, I I take my painting and I
Speaker 1 · [0:42:51]
cuddle under it like a how big is the painting?
Speaker 1 · [0:42:55]
Like a shield size.
Speaker 1 · [0:42:57]
Shield size.
Speaker 1 · [0:42:58]
Something like that.
Speaker 1 · [0:43:00]
Okay.
Speaker 1 · [0:43:02]
Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:43:02]
So I’m gonna use it like a little blankie.
Speaker 0 · [0:43:05]
Okay.
Speaker 0 · [0:43:12]
And you have a happy, healthy dreams of home and the barbecue.
Speaker 0 · [0:43:17]
Exactly like you described it happening. Nice.
Speaker 1 · [0:43:34]
Are we all are we all okay. We’re all asleep.
Speaker 1 · [0:43:39]
The sounds of
Speaker 0 · [0:43:43]
quippers quippers behind you.
Speaker 0 · [0:43:51]
And you arise.
Speaker 0 · [0:43:55]
You arise and you look out with your star vision before you all still in the pitch of
Speaker 0 · [0:44:00]
darkness and see that
Speaker 0 · [0:44:02]
now the shaft
Speaker 0 · [0:44:05]
is covered in spider webs.
Speaker 1 · [0:44:08]
Behind
Speaker 1 · [0:44:11]
us to in front of us where? In front of y’all. Okay.
Speaker 1 · [0:44:24]
I go.
Speaker 1 · [0:44:26]
Hello?
Speaker 1 · [0:44:28]
Anybody
Speaker 1 · [0:44:30]
anybody out there?
Speaker 1 · [0:44:41]
I take this
Speaker 1 · [0:44:46]
I have a sickle.
Speaker 1 · [0:44:49]
Right.
Speaker 1 · [0:44:50]
It’s a simple light Mhmm. Sickle.
Speaker 1 · [0:44:54]
I’m gonna take it. I’m gonna I’m gonna throw it
Speaker 1 · [0:44:58]
in the center of all the mess of shit
Speaker 1 · [0:45:01]
in front of us.
Speaker 0 · [0:45:03]
Chuck it. Cuts the
Speaker 0 · [0:45:06]
and the spider webs just cut apart.
Speaker 0 · [0:45:09]
Oh, just like that? Well,
Speaker 3 · [0:45:12]
it looks like we got nothing to worry about, boys. Let’s just head on in.
Speaker 5 · [0:45:16]
What do you think?
Speaker 3 · [0:45:20]
What do you think, Faf?
Speaker 3 · [0:45:21]
You
Speaker 1 · [0:45:23]
know, just along for the ride.
Speaker 1 · [0:45:36]
Okay.
Speaker 1 · [0:45:39]
Right. How
Speaker 1 · [0:45:41]
do we fix this?
Speaker 1 · [0:45:43]
How
Speaker 1 · [0:45:44]
do we fix this?
Speaker 3 · [0:45:46]
Let’s all let’s all you know, we need a we need a group. We need a group get together before we move on. I’m feeling a lot of tension in the air.
Speaker 3 · [0:45:54]
You know? I
Speaker 3 · [0:45:56]
think we need a I think we just need a we need to settle this
Speaker 3 · [0:46:00]
man on man,
Speaker 3 · [0:46:02]
dwarf on human on dwarf on
Speaker 3 · [0:46:06]
other human non elf elf. Yes.
Speaker 3 · [0:46:10]
And just and just duke it out and figure this out.
Speaker 2 · [0:46:13]
Starts walking into the darkness.
Speaker 0 · [0:46:18]
Imagine that after scraping on the ground. Scraving.
Speaker 1 · [0:46:22]
Flying just the smaller ones. Yeah. Alright. Well Need to talk about this sooner or later, Faf.
Speaker 1 · [0:46:28]
I got that down the hall. That’s easy.
Speaker 1 · [0:46:32]
You can’t run from your feelings, Faf.
Speaker 1 · [0:46:38]
Alright. Maybe
Speaker 1 · [0:46:41]
we Yes. We need to follow him?
Speaker 3 · [0:46:44]
We need to be
Speaker 3 · [0:46:46]
workshopping ideas.
Speaker 1 · [0:46:49]
Do we have anywhere to be?
Speaker 1 · [0:46:51]
Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:46:53]
We do.
Speaker 1 · [0:46:54]
Lots of places. Definitely.
Speaker 1 · [0:46:57]
Should we
Speaker 1 · [0:46:58]
should we just go upstairs?
Speaker 1 · [0:47:01]
I mean What do you mean?
Speaker 1 · [0:47:03]
That means we just go back to where we came.
Speaker 4 · [0:47:06]
Yeah. Well, we’ve got there’s a lot of us. I’m just wondering
Speaker 4 · [0:47:11]
I fly in the car. We do have places to be, but we forget about the timeline. Yeah. No. Yeah. So there’s there are some timeline things.
Speaker 4 · [0:47:21]
Also,
Speaker 1 · [0:47:21]
there’s a long blonde hair hanging from that. Many how many weeks have we been in the Thank you so much. In the gymnast?
Speaker 3 · [0:47:29]
Yeah. Outside of
Speaker 1 · [0:47:31]
You can get that 1 hair. 3 weeks. 3 weeks? Yeah. Oh, fuck, bro.
Speaker 1 · [0:47:38]
That’s that’s how long we’ve been in this No. It’s probably like dungeon? It’s probably like 2 weeks.
Speaker 1 · [0:47:44]
So, like, the raid on Jabari
Speaker 3 · [0:47:46]
is in 1 month.
Speaker 1 · [0:47:49]
We’ve been in this From when we left port the port of.
Speaker 0 · [0:47:53]
So you’re, like, 2 weeks in.
Speaker 1 · [0:47:55]
Okay. 2 week. That’s cool. That’s cool. That’s cool. That’s cool. That’s cool. So we got time.
Speaker 3 · [0:48:00]
Warren LeGrand
Speaker 0 · [0:48:01]
And they’re still kind of searching for Artus Cinder. So that’s what LeGrand
Speaker 0 · [0:48:08]
is actively
Speaker 3 · [0:48:10]
searching for Artus Cimber. Oh, we still gotta find LeGrand and tell him that Jabari Muktow’s
Speaker 0 · [0:48:16]
trying to kill him. No. No. Y’all did that.
Speaker 1 · [0:48:19]
When did we see LeGrand? At at the party. The
Speaker 4 · [0:48:22]
nights
Speaker 0 · [0:48:23]
the nightsong. No. No. No. Not even at the nightsong. At the party before y’all had headed out. Y’all informed
Speaker 1 · [0:48:29]
the Everyone went back to the ship. Through a party.
Speaker 0 · [0:48:32]
Oh, yeah. And then he was like, I’m heading out. He’s like, I gotta go find Artus Cimber. In the jungle. And he’s like, if y’all find him, tell him that
Speaker 0 · [0:48:41]
Muktow,
Speaker 0 · [0:48:42]
Jabari has betrayed
Speaker 0 · [0:48:44]
Watto, and we need him to come fight with us. Wait. Who did we need to tell? Artus Cimber.
Speaker 1 · [0:48:50]
Oh, so we were going to find Artus Cimber. We need to tell Artus Cimber then.
Speaker 0 · [0:48:55]
That’s Do you recall Artus,
Speaker 0 · [0:48:58]
Watto? Oh, find Artus Cimber. Being the gladiator
Speaker 0 · [0:49:01]
of LeGrand’s boss
Speaker 0 · [0:49:03]
and
Speaker 0 · [0:49:04]
Artus Cimber. So Jabari Muktow, Artus Cimber, and Watto were all childhood besties.
Speaker 0 · [0:49:10]
Mhmm.
Speaker 1 · [0:49:12]
Okay. So the the the quest worn LeGrand is done. We’ve already worn them. We worn them a long time ago. That’s done. You trade?
Speaker 3 · [0:49:21]
We still need to tell Flea about Mosquito.
Speaker 0 · [0:49:24]
Okay. He’s just sitting on the milkman. We’ve gotta stop the death curse
Speaker 3 · [0:49:28]
naturally.
Speaker 0 · [0:49:29]
And y’all are all afflicted by the death curse now. Right. So the
Speaker 3 · [0:49:34]
shock
Speaker 1 · [0:49:44]
can’t tell this is part of his character.
Speaker 2 · [0:49:46]
No. Sorry. That was my
Speaker 3 · [0:49:48]
boss leaving me a drunken voice mail.
Speaker 1 · [0:49:51]
Just now? Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:49:53]
It was, like, a chaff whenever we tried to get him. Now he goes, sorry. Got you. That would be funny.
Speaker 3 · [0:49:58]
Okay. So Chargo’s idle in the basin. We
Speaker 1 · [0:50:03]
we got the golden idol. Mhmm.
Speaker 1 · [0:50:05]
We chose between the 2 different options. Was either where we’re at right now, which is
Speaker 1 · [0:50:12]
are we at Chatterfanc Keep?
Speaker 0 · [0:50:14]
No. Y’all at Wormhart. We’re at Wormhart Mont Chatterfanc Keep is where
Speaker 4 · [0:50:20]
the
Speaker 4 · [0:50:22]
the symposium
Speaker 4 · [0:50:24]
agent
Speaker 0 · [0:50:25]
To find
Speaker 0 · [0:50:27]
Jack or Jacques LaFleur’s
Speaker 0 · [0:50:30]
Grackles. Grackles. Right. So Jacques LaFleur,
Speaker 0 · [0:50:34]
the Frenchman, totally
Speaker 0 · [0:50:36]
epic fighter,
Speaker 0 · [0:50:39]
is trying to get a shadow of Vanquit,
Speaker 0 · [0:50:42]
which is in the Aldani Basin. He said he’s gonna go and stay at the Aldani village
Speaker 0 · [0:50:47]
and wait for y’all’s return and then to raid the shadow of Vanquit to try and recover Aunt Grackles who’s been taken hostage. Yeah. The the only other timeline I’m aware of is the Bammer’s
Speaker 1 · [0:50:58]
debt, which is a 3 month month cycle.
Speaker 1 · [0:51:03]
I’m not worried about that, little freak.
Speaker 1 · [0:51:06]
Certified freak, 7 days a week.
Speaker 3 · [0:51:09]
Okay.
Speaker 1 · [0:51:10]
So, I mean, we’re we’re good. I mean, we’re we’re, like, cooking. We’re cooking. Cooking. I think I think this little shaft. Yeah. Yeah. I think We can we can afford to do a little shaft. And we need to we
Speaker 1 · [0:51:23]
need to figure out this little lover’s spat between us and Yeah. Maybe this is I think, honestly, he has it’s only been, like, 20 minutes
Speaker 4 · [0:51:31]
plus a long rest. A sacks. So you must have been having bad dreams about betrayal
Speaker 4 · [0:51:37]
during the long rest. But his
Speaker 1 · [0:51:40]
his
Speaker 3 · [0:51:41]
This is all being whispered, obviously.
Speaker 1 · [0:51:43]
The
Speaker 1 · [0:51:46]
Obviously.
Speaker 0 · [0:51:47]
You know, his vibe is very
Speaker 1 · [0:51:50]
It’s giving, like, he’s gonna get us. It
Speaker 1 · [0:51:54]
is giving that. Who’s known It’s giving that. Who’s known Faf the longest? How does he all We all met at we all met at that bar when
Speaker 3 · [0:52:03]
we when we were meeting up with At the slaughter pig. At the slaughter pig to meet with You know, really, don’t really even know each other that well
Speaker 1 · [0:52:13]
Oh, okay. With Robin, Mistwillow.
Speaker 0 · [0:52:15]
He could be a psychopath.
Speaker 1 · [0:52:17]
It’s it’s true. He could be. It’s true. Totally hasn’t given that vibe. And you know what, boys? Maybe
Speaker 1 · [0:52:24]
maybe
Speaker 1 · [0:52:25]
maybe we we burned a little bit of trust on his side too, you know, because we didn’t get him up to get that sweet, sweet gold.
Speaker 1 · [0:52:33]
Oh.
Speaker 1 · [0:52:35]
Hey.
Speaker 3 · [0:52:36]
Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:52:38]
But we’re here for a greater cause.
Speaker 4 · [0:52:40]
And I think if Faf can’t realize that,
Speaker 3 · [0:52:45]
then it’s not our responsibility
Speaker 3 · [0:52:47]
to
Speaker 4 · [0:52:48]
teach him
Speaker 4 · [0:52:49]
to love and care
Speaker 3 · [0:52:52]
and be compassionate.
Speaker 1 · [0:52:53]
Yeah. I mean,
Speaker 1 · [0:52:55]
let’s go down this cave.
Speaker 1 · [0:52:57]
Oh,
Speaker 3 · [0:52:58]
hey, Faf. That sounds awesome. We’re just we’re just waxing poetic about what life is and,
Speaker 3 · [0:53:05]
you know, the meaning of this
Speaker 3 · [0:53:07]
this journey and the meaning of
Speaker 2 · [0:53:09]
the boys. Hopefully, there’s a way out this way. There’s
Speaker 2 · [0:53:13]
the this cave air is not good for the toad.
Speaker 3 · [0:53:17]
Alright.
Speaker 1 · [0:53:18]
Yeah. Better get getting on for Bodius. Right. Yeah. If only this black
Speaker 4 · [0:53:23]
piece of the map would just, like, go away a little bit as we continue walking into it.
Speaker 3 · [0:53:29]
I
Speaker 2 · [0:53:31]
guess we’ll We will be off map for a little bit. I will I guess we’ll just go over there then. But we have dark vision. I’ll find out. But you’re just off map now. And I have my character image. Do you want me to email it to you? How do you want this? Yeah. Text it to everybody. Text it? Email it to everybody. Text from my computer.
Speaker 0 · [0:53:48]
Can you drop it and then it the We need it on the are y’all not, like, accessing
Speaker 0 · [0:53:52]
the
Speaker 3 · [0:53:53]
The throbbing’s goblins?
Speaker 3 · [0:53:55]
I mean, this is how I’m pulled up at all. This is how I’m reading reading about all of our quests. Dude, we have We got That’s
Speaker 1 · [0:54:02]
right. Is there a is there a button that I can press to upload an image? Yeah. On every single page, there’s an edit page.
Speaker 1 · [0:54:09]
If you scroll up to the top of each page. Okay. So where’s the Faf page?
Speaker 1 · [0:54:13]
Just click search and type Faf.
Speaker 1 · [0:54:16]
It’s drop in the 4 goblins. Oh, shit. 4 0 4 error, dog. That’s
Speaker 1 · [0:54:22]
a bug that I will fix.
Speaker 4 · [0:54:24]
You gotta I’m just gonna test on for now.
Speaker 0 · [0:54:29]
Yeah. It’s not letting me go to fast paced. Yeah. I know.
Speaker 1 · [0:54:32]
I’m gonna have to fix that. I’m I’m vaguely aware of this bug. But How about Bonzo has a page.
Speaker 1 · [0:54:39]
Oh. It’s a the the page is locked, but there’s a it’s a formatting issue with the the Svelte
Speaker 1 · [0:54:46]
Right. Right. Thing.
Speaker 1 · [0:54:48]
I’ll speak to my agent real quick.
Speaker 1 · [0:54:54]
You’re you’re speaking to it via Discord?
Speaker 4 · [0:54:56]
Yeah.
Speaker 4 · [0:54:57]
Dash.
Speaker 4 · [0:54:59]
Gosh. Got it.
Speaker 3 · [0:55:02]
Oh,
Speaker 3 · [0:55:08]
my my page works too.
Speaker 3 · [0:55:11]
It’s crazy.
Speaker 2 · [0:55:14]
Surprise.
Speaker 1 · [0:55:15]
I don’t know how to add it. This is freaking
Speaker 1 · [0:55:18]
Okay. I think if we go to let’s see. Party index.
Speaker 1 · [0:55:24]
Faf.
Speaker 1 · [0:55:25]
I think the whole website is. How
Speaker 0 · [0:55:29]
is it doing that? It’s loading weird.
Speaker 1 · [0:55:35]
How do you how do you You gotta edit page. It takes you to the collections on the Smokey CMS.
Speaker 1 · [0:55:41]
This is a big fucking
Speaker 1 · [0:55:43]
But that, guys. You know what? My bad.
Speaker 1 · [0:55:46]
You see okay. So here, Faf, you can edit your page.
Speaker 1 · [0:55:50]
Mhmm. But it’s not taking you to the edit link for some reason. But it is here.
Speaker 2 · [0:55:56]
But I’ll fix it, bro. Yeah. Like a like a like a chat that we can just drop. Do you have a chat to this website? Yes. I do, actually. So if you go to
Speaker 1 · [0:56:11]
if you go to the at the bottom,
Speaker 1 · [0:56:14]
the review queue Review queue?
Speaker 3 · [0:56:17]
You can edit that and and add to, like, new change requests.
Speaker 1 · [0:56:22]
I just signed Yeah. Sign in GitHub. Could you access the page without GitHub? Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:56:28]
Maybe you just need a GitHub login. You need to, I guess, edit access. You need to sign in to GitHub.
Speaker 1 · [0:56:34]
Anyway, to the change request, you can add shit, and that will also you can upload an image or whatever. Still
Speaker 1 · [0:56:40]
not letting me.
Speaker 1 · [0:56:42]
Change request? Authorize
Speaker 3 · [0:56:47]
to Bodius for
Speaker 5 · [0:56:48]
Authorize you? For sure.
Speaker 1 · [0:56:53]
So I did use GitHub mobile.
Speaker 2 · [0:56:56]
Use GitHub mobile?
Speaker 2 · [0:56:58]
Oh, so
Speaker 1 · [0:56:59]
Or use your password. Sorry.
Speaker 1 · [0:57:02]
A little side mission here.
Speaker 3 · [0:57:06]
Yeah. We got You can just paste. How to get those. In the review queue, you can paste anything you want.
Speaker 0 · [0:57:11]
Yeah. And the agent on weekly basis reviews that queue and will, like, make changes throughout the week.
Speaker 1 · [0:57:19]
I don’t know how to And you can say just, like, add this. This is Faf’s, like, you know,
Speaker 1 · [0:57:26]
image.
Speaker 0 · [0:57:27]
So, like, where it says none yet, you just delete that
Speaker 1 · [0:57:32]
or it said none yet there. Yeah. You just delete that or, like, write whatever. Yeah. And then save.
Speaker 1 · [0:57:38]
Okay. And top right, you click save.
Speaker 3 · [0:57:43]
It won’t be, like, completely instant. It’ll take about, like, 2 or 3 minutes
Speaker 3 · [0:57:48]
for the
Speaker 3 · [0:57:49]
repository to update and then update the site.
Speaker 0 · [0:57:52]
Uh-huh. So,
Speaker 3 · [0:57:54]
basically, if you wanna change something, go to the review queue and just put it in? Yeah. You can just do that. You don’t have to go to edit individual pages if you don’t want to. Yeah. Review queue is a little more easy.
Speaker 1 · [0:58:05]
That’s also if you look at the review queue, Ian, it’s
Speaker 1 · [0:58:08]
got a list of shit that it has questions about Right. That you’re supposed to answer because you’re a business master. So for me to answer that, I You would edit the review queue and type comments about it. Change request thing.
Speaker 1 · [0:58:21]
That’s where I edit. It says questions needing review. Like, you can, like So I would edit that? Yeah. You can edit that with an additional, like, bullet or or you can type it in the change request
Speaker 1 · [0:58:31]
area. That’s it. You do whatever the fuck you want. You know? It’s a figure. It’s smart. It’s smart. Smart
Speaker 1 · [0:58:38]
website is what you’re saying. Yeah. It’s also wrong with some stuff. There’s a lot of shit. There’s a lot of shit that’s wrong. It’s not connected to our D and D sheets.
Speaker 1 · [0:58:47]
So I think I uploaded them 1 time.
Speaker 4 · [0:58:49]
Yeah. Maybe there’s she had uploaded again another show. A lute playing wanderer who with a bard mommy who loved Genesis.
Speaker 3 · [0:58:58]
I think that’s literally in your, like,
Speaker 3 · [0:59:01]
I think you typed that in your back’s original description.
Speaker 1 · [0:59:04]
Hell, yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:59:06]
Yeah. It’s not what I was preaching. Alright.
Speaker 1 · [0:59:09]
I updated uploaded my picture, but it’s not here. But, anyways To the down the Yeah. To the 1 side, though, your picture’s on there? I think so.
Speaker 2 · [0:59:18]
You have party Mine’s on there. Did you see it? Is yours already live? It should be. It’s you added it to the review queue. Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [0:59:26]
Yeah. It should it’ll update in a few minutes.
Speaker 0 · [0:59:30]
If you saved it.
Speaker 3 · [0:59:32]
It’s showing up in the assets elsewhere. Oh, nice.
Speaker 3 · [0:59:34]
Yeah. Cool.
Speaker 0 · [0:59:36]
I still can’t even get the fast page.
Speaker 0 · [0:59:39]
Cool.
Speaker 1 · [0:59:43]
I can’t yeah. Nobody can get to it because it’s a formatting issue.
Speaker 1 · [0:59:46]
Alright. It’s fixing it right now.
Speaker 1 · [0:59:49]
Okay. Alright.
Speaker 1 · [0:59:51]
Yeah. Sorry to have a guy on there.
Speaker 4 · [0:59:54]
Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:59:56]
What y’all
Speaker 1 · [0:59:58]
We’re I mean, we walk into this. We’re walking into this. So, yeah, as you march
Speaker 0 · [1:00:04]
deeper down this mine shaft
Speaker 0 · [1:00:06]
ever on the slightest of incline,
Speaker 0 · [1:00:09]
it’s cold. It’s wet.
Speaker 0 · [1:00:13]
There are skeletons
Speaker 0 · [1:00:16]
nearby,
Speaker 0 · [1:00:17]
and the darkness just continues to
Speaker 0 · [1:00:20]
go.
Speaker 2 · [1:00:21]
We
Speaker 2 · [1:00:22]
have, like, we’ve got vision.
Speaker 1 · [1:00:24]
For 60 feet? 120 feet. He’s going to send like, an algebra down in this Yeah. Should I should should I just Yeah. Yeah. Should I do that? Yeah. What is my what is Wait. What is my dark vision show me?
Speaker 2 · [1:00:37]
120 feet ahead.
Speaker 0 · [1:00:41]
- Mine shaft.
Speaker 0 · [1:00:43]
Just more mine shaft. Mineshaft.
Speaker 3 · [1:00:44]
We keep walking.
Speaker 0 · [1:00:46]
Keep walking. I’m gonna yeah. I’m I’m like Green light flutters down the hall.
Speaker 1 · [1:00:53]
Mineshaft.
Speaker 1 · [1:00:54]
Epic.
Speaker 2 · [1:00:56]
Just like I thought.
Speaker 2 · [1:00:58]
Keep walking.
Speaker 1 · [1:00:59]
Can we
Speaker 3 · [1:01:01]
just, like, skedaddle to the end? Oh, can I do, like, can I do a little
Speaker 3 · [1:01:07]
little perception check?
Speaker 1 · [1:01:09]
A little cheeky little perception check. Absolutely. Alright.
Speaker 4 · [1:01:17]
I start grazing my hands along can I touch both sides of the wall while we’re going? Yeah. Just with those little arms? I’m grazing You
Speaker 3 · [1:01:27]
can touch 1 side. Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [1:01:29]
It is little.
Speaker 1 · [1:01:31]
My arms are
Speaker 1 · [1:01:32]
You have dwarf arms. Neither of us can touch 1. His ape and neck is is crazy. I didn’t
Speaker 1 · [1:01:37]
know that that was a part of his. Look. So
Speaker 4 · [1:01:41]
I’m touching both sides because you said yes, actually. Alright. Alright. To
Speaker 4 · [1:01:46]
see and I’m I’m, like, going down Uh-huh.
Speaker 4 · [1:01:49]
To see what I feel vigorously.
Speaker 1 · [1:01:52]
Tremor sense wise. Can see, not tremor sense wise.
Speaker 3 · [1:01:55]
You feel rock. Oh, yeah. Do you use Theft, what do you use? Have that rock sense, don’t you? So it’s What’s what’s the vibe?
Speaker 1 · [1:02:03]
You talking about stone cunning? We both got that. That’s a dwarf thing. He’s got 1 too? Yeah. We’re dwarves.
Speaker 2 · [1:02:08]
Oh, shit.
Speaker 2 · [1:02:09]
We can just we can just tell. We can use stone I use stone cutting.
Speaker 3 · [1:02:15]
We just do that whenever? Yeah.
Speaker 4 · [1:02:17]
There’s just nothing.
Speaker 1 · [1:02:19]
Nothing.
Speaker 2 · [1:02:21]
If it say if there’s a monster within a 120 feet, should we should know. So I think we’re good. There’s not shit anywhere.
Speaker 4 · [1:02:27]
Mind shop. I start getting a little bit scared, so I shove
Speaker 4 · [1:02:31]
Moghi to the side
Speaker 1 · [1:02:34]
and run ahead. Yeah. I’m going a little manic, and I’m like You’re scared? I’m I’m You run into the deck. I’m scared of the mic. And I start kind of, like, just dancing and capering down the so I’m like, there’s nothing.
Speaker 1 · [1:02:47]
Clarky There’s fucking nothing now. Clarky glows in the dark. Right? Yeah.
Speaker 4 · [1:02:51]
Clarky I asked Clarky to start walking forward in a spiraling motion
Speaker 4 · [1:02:56]
so that I can track him, but he’s, like, fully
Speaker 1 · [1:03:00]
just
Speaker 1 · [1:03:01]
it’s really cute
Speaker 4 · [1:03:03]
what he’s doing. It’s yeah. It’s working.
Speaker 4 · [1:03:06]
It’s working? So what Yeah. Like, it’s working like he’s doing it or, like, it’s doing something else for Yeah. No. He’s doing it. Okay.
Speaker 4 · [1:03:14]
And then I keep running,
Speaker 4 · [1:03:16]
but I’m getting faster
Speaker 4 · [1:03:19]
and faster. I’d say I’m I’m maxing out right now.
Speaker 4 · [1:03:23]
Speed.
Speaker 1 · [1:03:25]
Maintain.
Speaker 1 · [1:03:26]
Right. Yeah. It’s some more mind chat.
Speaker 4 · [1:03:31]
How far have we traveled?
Speaker 1 · [1:03:35]
Y’all y’all got it. Wait.
Speaker 1 · [1:03:39]
Let’s send Bonzcrow
Speaker 4 · [1:03:41]
ahead.
Speaker 4 · [1:03:42]
You can go faster. Right?
Speaker 1 · [1:03:44]
I’m I’m, like, capers all morning. I’m tapering behind. Why’d yours do it the same way as me? Did. I mean, like, a character shit. Mine did pretty. It’s really the same
Speaker 0 · [1:03:56]
amongst the quibble quibble,
Speaker 0 · [1:03:59]
finally,
Speaker 4 · [1:04:00]
someone
Speaker 4 · [1:04:01]
hears
Speaker 0 · [1:04:05]
that sort of loud,
Speaker 0 · [1:04:07]
deep churning,
Speaker 0 · [1:04:09]
a pounding.
Speaker 0 · [1:04:10]
It’s almost like the entire mountain shaking,
Speaker 3 · [1:04:14]
but from very far away. Did you guys hear that churning?
Speaker 1 · [1:04:18]
A churning and a shaking? Did you hear that churning and shaking?
Speaker 1 · [1:04:23]
As you You felt it. Closer.
Speaker 0 · [1:04:25]
Start to feel it as, like, machinery almost moving.
Speaker 0 · [1:04:29]
Great weights.
Speaker 0 · [1:04:31]
My my mom The ground versus
Speaker 4 · [1:04:34]
My mom used to tell me
Speaker 4 · [1:04:36]
that when we heard churning and shaking, it was just god and his
Speaker 4 · [1:04:40]
trap lives making butter.
Speaker 1 · [1:04:44]
Oh, I forgot it. They’re the old Dwarfs. That’s an old dwarfs tale. Yeah. It’s a classic lute mongy thing that’s Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [1:04:53]
Was comforting to know that god’s trap lives were churning butter, and there weren’t any dangers.
Speaker 0 · [1:04:59]
Mhmm. So we press on. I press on. And then when it grows
Speaker 1 · [1:05:05]
louder, it’s ambient,
Speaker 1 · [1:05:07]
though.
Speaker 0 · [1:05:08]
And then it’s less ambient. It’s growing more acute
Speaker 0 · [1:05:11]
and more acute
Speaker 0 · [1:05:12]
and more acute
Speaker 0 · [1:05:15]
until
Speaker 0 · [1:05:16]
a light,
Speaker 0 · [1:05:18]
sort of a dim red glow appears from out the darkness of the mind shed, almost like there is a great fire waiting
Speaker 0 · [1:05:27]
at the end of the shaft
Speaker 0 · [1:05:29]
from what y’all can see.
Speaker 1 · [1:05:32]
Shaft.
Speaker 4 · [1:05:33]
I’m I’m getting Pass. More and more confident.
Speaker 4 · [1:05:38]
I’m
Speaker 2 · [1:05:39]
less scared, and I
Speaker 2 · [1:05:42]
You’re still running. I’m still running.
Speaker 1 · [1:05:45]
I’m, you know, I’m still capering, but I’m
Speaker 1 · [1:05:48]
I’m slowing down a little. Capering?
Speaker 1 · [1:05:50]
Yeah. It’s capering.
Speaker 2 · [1:05:52]
What is that hitting? It’s capering or Let me Probably. It’s capering. I
Speaker 1 · [1:05:57]
was imagining show us a caper, actually. Yeah. But is that an actual caper?
Speaker 1 · [1:06:01]
Okay.
Speaker 1 · [1:06:03]
We need some room for this.
Speaker 1 · [1:06:06]
Kinda like kinda like
Speaker 1 · [1:06:11]
So much gator. Think so. Not what I not what I expected. I
Speaker 0 · [1:06:15]
it’s something with your cake swapping happening. I was imagining much more of, like, a Jack Sparrow.
Speaker 2 · [1:06:21]
Like a
Speaker 2 · [1:06:23]
Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:06:24]
Maybe you like a Jack Sparrow. Of this. It’s like Jack Sparrow. Maybe you like some of that speed.
Speaker 1 · [1:06:30]
Alright. He’s capering.
Speaker 1 · [1:06:32]
Capering. He’d like to caper. I’d like to caper too.
Speaker 0 · [1:06:37]
So, yes, y’all are charging towards the light. Well, I pause
Speaker 4 · [1:06:41]
and I turn around.
Speaker 4 · [1:06:45]
Are
Speaker 4 · [1:06:46]
we do we feel like we’re ready for what’s definitely a bigger dragon?
Speaker 1 · [1:06:51]
Do you have any? Faf, are you still back there? Are you
Speaker 1 · [1:06:54]
How’d you feel here? Getting up? No. I think Trying do your daily walk.
Speaker 1 · [1:06:58]
Try try to figure that 1 out. I feel like that was the churning of the industry.
Speaker 1 · [1:07:02]
Oop. Of the industry? Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:07:05]
Maybe they’re making soil down here. I think so. I think there’s some churning
Speaker 1 · [1:07:10]
some mechanical churning down here. I think there’s a dragon.
Speaker 1 · [1:07:14]
They brought that dragon.
Speaker 2 · [1:07:17]
I just have I have to share this.
Speaker 2 · [1:07:19]
What?
Speaker 2 · [1:07:20]
The image of Faf with Moghammer.
Speaker 0 · [1:07:22]
That’s fire. Yeah. Wow. Oh,
Speaker 4 · [1:07:25]
yeah. God.
Speaker 1 · [1:07:26]
That looks good. Point. That looks good. And it’s got the radicals. It’s got the little the little kid tub. Who’s the little blue guy in the corner of your computer?
Speaker 1 · [1:07:35]
Where? That’s Chetchy. That’s Oh. Codex agent. Yeah. That’s my Codex agent. Wow. It is It’s literally clippy.
Speaker 1 · [1:07:42]
It’s clippy. You can change it. Do. What mean? Do clippy. It doesn’t do anything. It just hangs up. Clippy from Word? No. You can get them to do shit. You can click on it. Yeah. And you can talk right back.
Speaker 2 · [1:07:51]
It just takes some Can we come run across your screen to do shit? There’s little animations and stuff. He’s got different dance moves based on things. But yeah. It’s pretty epic. Yeah. Faf are we good?
Speaker 3 · [1:08:02]
And fighting? The best.
Speaker 3 · [1:08:04]
Okay.
Speaker 3 · [1:08:05]
Alright.
Speaker 5 · [1:08:06]
Okay.
Speaker 1 · [1:08:11]
Well,
Speaker 1 · [1:08:12]
sorry. What’s our game plan? We wanna be I I slowly
Speaker 1 · [1:08:15]
start to sit again in the in a crisscross position, and I’m like, boys,
Speaker 1 · [1:08:20]
we really need to talk.
Speaker 3 · [1:08:23]
To everyone?
Speaker 3 · [1:08:24]
Yeah. I start my, like, spiel again about
Speaker 3 · [1:08:28]
mono y mono.
Speaker 3 · [1:08:30]
Man, I’m on the floor, Fonnel. You pluck the front of
Speaker 1 · [1:08:34]
this shaft, and I’m in the back of the shaft. And
Speaker 1 · [1:08:38]
we’re just
Speaker 4 · [1:08:40]
Let’s just talk this out. Just have a little talk here. We need to hash this out.
Speaker 1 · [1:08:46]
Right?
Speaker 1 · [1:08:47]
You wanna be a corn I know this I know this isn’t natural for you.
Speaker 1 · [1:08:52]
I know this
Speaker 1 · [1:08:54]
your people don’t do this. We can feel the tension in the air,
Speaker 1 · [1:08:57]
and I don’t want that between us. He’s
Speaker 1 · [1:09:01]
a different race.
Speaker 5 · [1:09:04]
Different culture. Before
Speaker 1 · [1:09:08]
we go into this next junction,
Speaker 1 · [1:09:11]
you know, there there could be anything out there. We
Speaker 1 · [1:09:15]
we might never see each other again after we go through this door. Is this how we wanna is this how we wanna end it together
Speaker 1 · [1:09:22]
in strife?
Speaker 2 · [1:09:24]
And you
Speaker 2 · [1:09:25]
mean, like,
Speaker 1 · [1:09:29]
in debt?
Speaker 1 · [1:09:31]
Funny you use that word, that
Speaker 1 · [1:09:34]
debt word.
Speaker 2 · [1:09:37]
How much Never Never mind. Steph, none of these Onwards we go. How much We’re gonna forget we’re gonna forget
Speaker 1 · [1:09:43]
everything
Speaker 1 · [1:09:44]
from the we just moved forward. You’re like an as as I can tell. As a married band.
Speaker 3 · [1:09:49]
How much how much debt do you have totaled up on each of us?
Speaker 2 · [1:09:55]
333
Speaker 2 · [1:09:57]
gold. So $3.32
Speaker 2 · [1:09:58]
for me.
Speaker 0 · [1:10:02]
333
Speaker 0 · [1:10:03]
each.
Speaker 1 · [1:10:04]
Would paying this gold back
Speaker 1 · [1:10:07]
Would that make things Would that vibe y between us? It would help with vibes.
Speaker 4 · [1:10:13]
So it’s just about the money and not the betrayal?
Speaker 2 · [1:10:16]
If if someone’s if someone’s core character trait is money and you take that from him, that is a betrayal. So it’s all 1.
Speaker 2 · [1:10:24]
It’s all 1. And then but if you give him back money, then it’s
Speaker 3 · [1:10:28]
He That’s gonna be paid. I I mean, I said this earlier.
Speaker 1 · [1:10:32]
That’s gonna be paid. To make things right, and I’d be I’d be willing to divvy that money back up.
Speaker 1 · [1:10:37]
If that’s the Shoot. We should we should do it. Yeah. Is that the if that’s the right vibe?
Speaker 1 · [1:10:42]
Here’s my $303.03
Speaker 1 · [1:10:44]
gold.
Speaker 1 · [1:10:46]
For your share,
Speaker 1 · [1:10:47]
my shield.
Speaker 1 · [1:10:49]
And here’s my 332
Speaker 2 · [1:10:52]
gold. For your share,
Speaker 2 · [1:10:54]
my shield. And
Speaker 3 · [1:10:57]
I’m gonna give you 334
Speaker 3 · [1:11:00]
gold.
Speaker 3 · [1:11:01]
I see your $3.34,
Speaker 3 · [1:11:03]
and I I
Speaker 1 · [1:11:06]
up another
Speaker 1 · [1:11:07]
50 gold.
Speaker 1 · [1:11:08]
Really?
Speaker 1 · [1:11:11]
Leading to 383
Speaker 1 · [1:11:14]
gold from
Speaker 4 · [1:11:16]
I’m I’m just gonna stick with the $3.34 because I feel like mine was more of an honest gesture than Bodius.
Speaker 4 · [1:11:23]
Alright. Well
Speaker 1 · [1:11:24]
Well, gentlemen,
Speaker 1 · [1:11:25]
that is much appreciated.
Speaker 2 · [1:11:27]
And in full truth, if we had walked through this next game
Speaker 2 · [1:11:32]
and engaged in battle with an even bigger dragon,
Speaker 1 · [1:11:36]
I would have just watched you all die and not participated.
Speaker 1 · [1:11:39]
I was feeling that vibe. It was gonna be I was feeling that. No share, no shield was was was the catchphrase I wanted to hit you with.
Speaker 1 · [1:11:48]
I wish I wish that we had caught that. I wish that would be hilarious. I’m
Speaker 1 · [1:11:53]
still just stuck on when Faf took I was I was really hoping for it to I was really hoping for it to It’s a play out here. Do something hilarious.
Speaker 1 · [1:12:06]
Gonna have 32 gold leaving my wallet now.
Speaker 0 · [1:12:09]
This is the most outrageous
Speaker 1 · [1:12:11]
ever.
Speaker 2 · [1:12:12]
Transfer
Speaker 2 · [1:12:14]
electronic transfer done.
Speaker 2 · [1:12:16]
Look. I wanted it to get to the point where
Speaker 2 · [1:12:19]
where we we
Speaker 2 · [1:12:20]
you guys had to fight without me. We didn’t get to that. And then you gloriously come in and save the day.
Speaker 1 · [1:12:26]
No. I was gonna let you die.
Speaker 3 · [1:12:28]
I was gonna let y’all all go down, and then I was gonna finish off the monster. Wait. Literally, what he just says is you’re gonna save the day. Yeah. It’s a shame because Bodius offered to give you the money back before I got into my whole speech about teamwork and how you wouldn’t have any debts collected if it weren’t for all 4 of us working together.
Speaker 2 · [1:12:47]
So you’ve you’ve pivoted back to the to the bidder. Now that that’s We’re more than now. I’m better. I’m
Speaker 1 · [1:12:53]
gonna hold my stink cloud this time, you fucker.
Speaker 1 · [1:12:59]
I’m the bitter.
Speaker 3 · [1:13:02]
Y’all move closer to the
Speaker 0 · [1:13:05]
to the red light globe,
Speaker 0 · [1:13:07]
and you see
Speaker 0 · [1:13:09]
the mine shaft opening
Speaker 0 · [1:13:12]
slightly
Speaker 0 · [1:13:13]
and just barely can see where the origin of the glow is coming from.
Speaker 1 · [1:13:20]
That’s why I was just gonna
Speaker 2 · [1:13:23]
Alright. Faf adds
Speaker 2 · [1:13:25]
500 gold
Speaker 1 · [1:13:28]
Woah.
Speaker 2 · [1:13:29]
To to Moghammer’s purse for to the party inventory.
Speaker 1 · [1:13:33]
Oh my god. What’s what’s that 500 for? That’s your personal? That’s the 500 that apparently I owe you guys from a long time ago. Oh,
Speaker 1 · [1:13:41]
I didn’t even I didn’t even know about this. It’s
Speaker 1 · [1:13:43]
it’s it’s changed to me. It’s a principle. Should we should we divvy it up 4 walls? That’s been paid. We just leave it in Oh, I think Moghammer. Yeah. That’s And the Moghammer. That’s our joining. That’ll that’ll go and repairs. Milkman repairs. Dude, we’re gonna be we’re gonna be in milk and honey, boys. When we get back to That can be milk and weary. That shit because there’s only 1 way back to balm brisket.
Speaker 1 · [1:14:07]
The kid the portal
Speaker 1 · [1:14:08]
vibe. Well, he can only take that. But there’s another thing. The little I have the signatory.
Speaker 0 · [1:14:14]
Oh, yeah. Or he’s got yeah. He could take the signatory.
Speaker 2 · [1:14:19]
He’s got the take you home stuff. Yeah. I also wanna say that I was gonna do this whole routine where I spin the axe above my head, like,
Speaker 2 · [1:14:27]
when we get to our next battle. And then
Speaker 2 · [1:14:30]
I was gonna sit down with it and just start sharpening it while you kinda while you guys fight. We didn’t get to that.
Speaker 1 · [1:14:36]
You can still deploy that. Yeah. Unfortunately, though. It can go well. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:14:42]
I thought you were just literally gonna just chop us, like, go at us. Like, attack you guys? Like, attack you. No. I did the math, and I would’ve lost.
Speaker 1 · [1:14:50]
I would’ve died.
Speaker 1 · [1:14:52]
You you did the math. I
Speaker 1 · [1:14:54]
said we go right.
Speaker 1 · [1:14:57]
Do we have a map? Yeah. Yeah. We have a map now. Oh, fuck. I haven’t even seen them. Woah.
Speaker 2 · [1:15:03]
Is Moghammer a new picture? Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [1:15:06]
And we got flames down this way. Okay. Where there’s a mine shaft?
Speaker 1 · [1:15:10]
Dude, Mogh camera does have a new picture. How did that happen?
Speaker 1 · [1:15:13]
Woah. Look at this. Sick. Nice.
Speaker 3 · [1:15:17]
Okay.
Speaker 3 · [1:15:19]
So we can go right or left. I’m liking the bottom of I think we should Scooby do this.
Speaker 1 · [1:15:23]
Split up, gang. Split up. Split.
Speaker 1 · [1:15:27]
Split.
Speaker 2 · [1:15:28]
Okay. I think that I think that the
Speaker 1 · [1:15:31]
dwarves should go together.
Speaker 1 · [1:15:33]
We need to we need to rekindle. Thank god we made us.
Speaker 1 · [1:15:37]
That sounds good. I feel like you guys balance each other out well. Yeah. Okay. Alright. So do you wanna should we hit it right?
Speaker 1 · [1:15:44]
K. Bonzo. Yeah. Let’s go. Let’s do the Can you take over this long? Hands, though, when we go down this?
Speaker 2 · [1:15:50]
Can we both be on Moghi? Yeah. We’re both on Moghi. Yeah. Can you can you bind them?
Speaker 1 · [1:15:56]
Yeah. And
Speaker 1 · [1:15:57]
we’re what are we doing? We’re we’re cuddling. Wait. Wait. Are we coupling?
Speaker 1 · [1:16:02]
Tunneling.
Speaker 1 · [1:16:03]
Con
Speaker 1 · [1:16:04]
tunnel you’re tunnelingist.
Speaker 1 · [1:16:07]
Not not for all the king.
Speaker 4 · [1:16:09]
Cape capering. Capering. Or capering.
Speaker 1 · [1:16:13]
And you can’t find them? Y’all y’all should be all good. Mhmm. Hold on. Yeah. Yeah. You’re all grouped.
Speaker 1 · [1:16:19]
Oh, okay. Good. Alright. We’re going this way. Well, hold on. Let me move on. Yeah. Put them on.
Speaker 0 · [1:16:25]
Well, it might be because I was yeah. You’re doing stuff. Yeah. There’s, like, a delay in time where you can kinda, like, cannibalize cannibalize
Speaker 0 · [1:16:34]
each each other. Other.
Speaker 0 · [1:16:39]
Y’all are good.
Speaker 1 · [1:16:44]
Okay. Alright. Alright. So we’re we’re 14 feet apart right now.
Speaker 0 · [1:16:49]
Is that y’all are good. Let’s do Bonzo and Bodius 1st.
Speaker 0 · [1:16:55]
K.
Speaker 1 · [1:16:56]
We’re cranking. We’re cranking.
Speaker 1 · [1:16:58]
I see this big lava pool with a little cool little
Speaker 1 · [1:17:03]
little thing.
Speaker 3 · [1:17:05]
Yeah. And I start kinda tiptoeing over. I’m I’m crouched.
Speaker 1 · [1:17:09]
Kinda tiptoeing. Perception check-in this whole area right here.
Speaker 0 · [1:17:14]
See many piles of dead
Speaker 0 · [1:17:17]
dwarven skeletons.
Speaker 0 · [1:17:18]
Jeez. And both of these Seems like an ambush. Side things.
Speaker 3 · [1:17:24]
Should we crank it?
Speaker 3 · [1:17:25]
2 dwarven skeletons.
Speaker 3 · [1:17:27]
Okay. Looking back over at Bonzo. What do you think, bro? Got Do you guys have a fireproof potion? Yeah. That’s
Speaker 1 · [1:17:33]
we do.
Speaker 1 · [1:17:35]
Nice. Well, I no. Yeah. Fire breathing? I have a fireproof
Speaker 1 · [1:17:39]
potion down there.
Speaker 1 · [1:17:40]
Should we check out these?
Speaker 1 · [1:17:42]
Should we do a little perception check to see if there’s anything valuable in here?
Speaker 0 · [1:17:46]
I’m just gonna run straight into this this area. I’m just It’s just a bunch of dead dead skeletons. I’m gonna run-in this 1. And you noticed, though, that there are 3 or 4 dead skeletons that were chained up on the wall
Speaker 0 · [1:18:02]
in
Speaker 0 · [1:18:04]
this fashion, but they have longer A real perception for
Speaker 3 · [1:18:08]
what the vibe is of these skeletons. Like, what’s going on here?
Speaker 5 · [1:18:14]
It’s a worm.
Speaker 0 · [1:18:17]
They look like they were dwarves
Speaker 3 · [1:18:20]
that are now done.
Speaker 3 · [1:18:22]
Okay. Dwarves. They’re
Speaker 1 · [1:18:24]
Oh, it makes sense. The wall. It’s like this? Yeah. Were there unchained? Snooze.
Speaker 0 · [1:18:29]
There’s a bunch of unchained bones everywhere. It’s very much a bone yard.
Speaker 1 · [1:18:34]
A bone yard.
Speaker 1 · [1:18:37]
Bones.
Speaker 1 · [1:18:38]
Bones.
Speaker 3 · [1:18:39]
K. I don’t Let me check this 1. Should I run into this 1 too? Yeah. Check it. Let’s run-in together. Hold on. Okay.
Speaker 1 · [1:18:46]
Let’s let’s
Speaker 1 · [1:18:48]
cuddle in no. Caper. Let’s caper in together. It’s the same situation there.
Speaker 2 · [1:18:54]
Okay. Just a bunch of bones. And the the chained up.
Speaker 0 · [1:18:59]
The the
Speaker 0 · [1:19:01]
dang.
Speaker 1 · [1:19:02]
Does anybody speak with the dead? I can’t remember. We don’t have anybody who speaks with the dead. Right? Nobody does.
Speaker 1 · [1:19:08]
Shit.
Speaker 1 · [1:19:11]
That’s disappointing.
Speaker 3 · [1:19:14]
Well, I don’t think there’s much we can do. Well, bummer. I guess we’ll just keep walking. Yep.
Speaker 2 · [1:19:20]
Wait. Wait for me.
Speaker 1 · [1:19:22]
As y’all move forward,
Speaker 0 · [1:19:24]
the heat
Speaker 0 · [1:19:26]
Oh, shit. From a magma
Speaker 0 · [1:19:29]
river
Speaker 0 · [1:19:30]
is all around you. So
Speaker 0 · [1:19:33]
hot that you can almost feel your hair
Speaker 0 · [1:19:36]
tinging, and it’s thick and gooey
Speaker 0 · [1:19:39]
and at the same time flowing extremely fast
Speaker 0 · [1:19:43]
beneath you. It’s almost like a gelatin
Speaker 0 · [1:19:45]
that is also
Speaker 0 · [1:19:47]
the most viscous liquid you’ve ever seen,
Speaker 0 · [1:19:50]
and it is charging beneath you. And out to your right, you are able to see
Speaker 0 · [1:19:56]
some construction work and
Speaker 0 · [1:19:59]
some hanging
Speaker 0 · [1:20:03]
things,
Speaker 0 · [1:20:06]
sort of, like, ore lifting,
Speaker 0 · [1:20:08]
trebuchets,
Speaker 0 · [1:20:10]
and then even further
Speaker 0 · [1:20:12]
It’s about as far
Speaker 0 · [1:20:14]
as you can see. Shit.
Speaker 1 · [1:20:16]
This
Speaker 1 · [1:20:17]
is industry.
Speaker 0 · [1:20:19]
Sort of those are barrels of ore that are being roped actively. They’re working. Hole. Or Hole. Getting moved. Hole. We see full movement with all of the different
Speaker 0 · [1:20:31]
machinery.
Speaker 3 · [1:20:31]
Can we see any individuals?
Speaker 1 · [1:20:33]
You do not.
Speaker 1 · [1:20:36]
That’s great.
Speaker 1 · [1:20:39]
K.
Speaker 1 · [1:20:40]
That seems That’s the churning of industry right there. I’m getting nervous. Should we run back to the boys? I I I kinda feel like that we this is a lot. I feel like we’ve we’ve chewed off more than we can chew off. Yeah. Yeah. Let’s let’s cuddle back.
Speaker 0 · [1:20:54]
Yeah. We’re gonna start capering the boys. Yeah. Let’s use for that. No. Y’all gotta stay up there Mhmm. For now. So we gotta, what, the other
Speaker 0 · [1:21:02]
other side. Alright.
Speaker 0 · [1:21:04]
Now
Speaker 0 · [1:21:04]
into the line.
Speaker 1 · [1:21:07]
Yes.
Speaker 0 · [1:21:10]
Y’all are y’all are live.
Speaker 2 · [1:21:13]
I think that we’re I’m gonna use my tremor sense to see what’s up ahead.
Speaker 2 · [1:21:18]
Make sure you don’t step on any Indiana Jones style booby traps.
Speaker 1 · [1:21:22]
Yeah. I don’t have tremors since the types of booby traps. Well, it’s 12 for 16.
Speaker 0 · [1:21:30]
But
Speaker 0 · [1:21:31]
I’ll decide that.
Speaker 0 · [1:21:33]
Through
Speaker 0 · [1:21:35]
here, you are able to trim your sense
Speaker 0 · [1:21:38]
that there are 2
Speaker 0 · [1:21:42]
creatures.
Speaker 0 · [1:21:47]
2
Speaker 0 · [1:21:50]
creatures there.
Speaker 1 · [1:21:53]
Alright. So we hear them at all?
Speaker 0 · [1:21:57]
Relatively quiet.
Speaker 2 · [1:22:00]
Is this rug rug? Dare you sing them a siren song and lure them to us?
Speaker 5 · [1:22:06]
I
Speaker 2 · [1:22:08]
could
Speaker 2 · [1:22:10]
chop their heads off when I come around the corner.
Speaker 5 · [1:22:13]
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [1:22:16]
I blow up my lute.
Speaker 0 · [1:22:19]
We’re luring them. Pull it out. And
Speaker 0 · [1:22:23]
I sing a song
Speaker 4 · [1:22:27]
similar to what a rabbi sings while the Mogham is performing a circumcision
Speaker 4 · [1:22:33]
at a young Jewish.
Speaker 0 · [1:22:37]
I did.
Speaker 0 · [1:23:25]
And upon the saw at this point,
Speaker 0 · [1:23:28]
around the bend from
Speaker 0 · [1:23:31]
from where those things were emerges,
Speaker 0 · [1:23:34]
2
Speaker 0 · [1:23:35]
red
Speaker 0 · [1:23:37]
salamander type creatures
Speaker 0 · [1:23:39]
standing on 2 feet. They both have
Speaker 0 · [1:23:42]
scabbards with swords within them.
Speaker 0 · [1:23:45]
And they’re salam orange
Speaker 0 · [1:23:47]
red orangish salamanders,
Speaker 0 · [1:23:49]
but it’s almost like their skin is magma itself
Speaker 1 · [1:23:54]
come walking around to the corner.
Speaker 1 · [1:23:57]
Oh, skin of magma?
Speaker 0 · [1:24:00]
And
Speaker 0 · [1:24:01]
it’s you have definitely haven’t seen them before,
Speaker 0 · [1:24:04]
but these are 2 firenewt
Speaker 0 · [1:24:06]
warriors.
Speaker 4 · [1:24:08]
Firenewt warriors And and
Speaker 1 · [1:24:11]
immediately,
Speaker 0 · [1:24:13]
they attack.
Speaker 0 · [1:24:14]
I’m going to assume that because that was a pull in spell that
Speaker 0 · [1:24:19]
you 2 both will have
Speaker 0 · [1:24:21]
the initiative.
Speaker 0 · [1:24:27]
You could ready.
Speaker 2 · [1:24:28]
Yeah. I was hiding around the corner and ready for them to come. They’re getting chopped at immediately.
Speaker 2 · [1:24:33]
You ready? Okay. Yeah. I’m I’m not on the toad either. I’ve let the toad push back a little bit. Sure.
Speaker 3 · [1:24:42]
Christ.
Speaker 0 · [1:24:45]
I mean, I’m getting Are y’all sure y’all the other side? Is this starting? Is this fight starting basically as y’all were up here? Mhmm. Do you wanna continue? You cannot hear, and you do not know what’s happening. We
Speaker 1 · [1:24:56]
can hit them with a cacao, though. Cacao. I do feel We shared the feathers of talking. Feel like split up. If we go back to them, they’ll think we’re pussies. Right. Maybe we should They probably will. But
Speaker 1 · [1:25:08]
seeing all this vast shit,
Speaker 1 · [1:25:10]
I’m wondering if we need to get smart gear and pivot a little bit. Like, how do we how do we switch up on
Speaker 1 · [1:25:19]
our baddies
Speaker 1 · [1:25:20]
so that they don’t even know that we’re
Speaker 1 · [1:25:23]
coming at them like that. You know? How about You got you
Speaker 1 · [1:25:27]
got
Speaker 1 · [1:25:28]
bird stuff. I got bird stuff? I’ve got my Hyperspectral
Speaker 3 · [1:25:32]
quote cloak, which I can mog hard on, but
Speaker 3 · [1:25:36]
that’s like Oh, so you turn, like, invisible kinda? I get an extra luck roll.
Speaker 3 · [1:25:42]
How about It just looks epic. How about can you
Speaker 1 · [1:25:45]
cast
Speaker 1 · [1:25:49]
look at the skies, and then make yourself look like Oh, yeah. Sick breed.
Speaker 3 · [1:25:54]
Maybe
Speaker 3 · [1:25:55]
maybe I can maybe I can look like 1 of those dead dwarves.
Speaker 0 · [1:26:00]
Where What would a dwarf look like down here? Alright. Well, y’all work this out. We’re back to the fight. I I
Speaker 4 · [1:26:06]
I quickly
Speaker 4 · [1:26:07]
can I duck behind Moghammer and open? It’s got everything and look up these little warriors.
Speaker 1 · [1:26:13]
That’s their
Speaker 1 · [1:26:16]
Maybe call.
Speaker 2 · [1:26:17]
Alright. Yeah. While you’re doing that. Hits your Oh, Faf misses. Oh, I don’t know. Maybe he doesn’t. I rolled a 3.
Speaker 0 · [1:26:24]
You miss
Speaker 0 · [1:26:27]
on attack 1.
Speaker 1 · [1:26:28]
Yeah. I’ll do a lush puppy. So
Speaker 2 · [1:26:31]
I’m gonna take the ax behind my back, spin it around, and then and then take a swing at the other 1. Okay.
Speaker 3 · [1:26:38]
Do you really like them?
Speaker 1 · [1:26:40]
It just sounds epic.
Speaker 1 · [1:26:42]
That’s an 11 plus 7. That hits.
Speaker 1 · [1:26:45]
Alright.
Speaker 2 · [1:27:02]
And and that’s a topple.
Speaker 1 · [1:27:05]
Topple.
Speaker 2 · [1:27:06]
And and an unwavering mark.
Speaker 3 · [1:27:08]
Okay.
Speaker 3 · [1:27:09]
I need to click that thing.
Speaker 5 · [1:27:12]
Alright.
Speaker 0 · [1:27:14]
Then it is Moghammer’s
Speaker 0 · [1:27:16]
tone.
Speaker 2 · [1:27:19]
I always forget Moghammer’s attack.
Speaker 2 · [1:27:22]
Oh.
Speaker 1 · [1:27:24]
I
Speaker 1 · [1:27:27]
had 1 stored up. Could
Speaker 3 · [1:27:29]
Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [1:27:39]
Nice. Look down.
Speaker 1 · [1:27:41]
That it might be or would’ve been
Speaker 2 · [1:27:44]
Moghammer
Speaker 2 · [1:27:46]
gonna try to do the tongue grapple thing, but to the other 1 that’s not toppled. Uh-huh. But
Speaker 2 · [1:27:53]
I can’t find my notes on how to roll for that.
Speaker 0 · [1:27:56]
Alright. You’ll find those
Speaker 0 · [1:27:58]
while we continue.
Speaker 0 · [1:28:01]
Molly of Saphinus’ turn. What? His turn. Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [1:28:05]
It’s just we gotta keep moving. Isilrod Gurglestrom.
Speaker 1 · [1:28:09]
Well, I opened bullets, god.
Speaker 0 · [1:28:11]
While he was doing that. Right? So what you can learn. This is a fire
Speaker 0 · [1:28:16]
warrior,
Speaker 0 · [1:28:18]
neutral evil.
Speaker 0 · [1:28:22]
It speaks draconic.
Speaker 0 · [1:28:24]
It is immune to all fire damage.
Speaker 3 · [1:28:30]
It’s all we know.
Speaker 5 · [1:28:33]
It’s all we know.
Speaker 0 · [1:28:35]
Also,
Speaker 0 · [1:28:40]
it can breathe air and water.
Speaker 2 · [1:28:43]
Wait. I was reading about Moghammer. Too.
Speaker 0 · [1:28:48]
It can breathe lava?
Speaker 3 · [1:29:01]
I hit it with a secret flame. I fired a warrior b.
Speaker 3 · [1:29:14]
It’s a 13 for the role.
Speaker 0 · [1:29:17]
Is sacred flame a
Speaker 0 · [1:29:19]
tax spell?
Speaker 5 · [1:29:21]
Yeah.
Speaker 5 · [1:29:22]
You sure?
Speaker 3 · [1:29:25]
Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [1:29:32]
No. It’s a saving throw.
Speaker 0 · [1:29:35]
It’s a dexterity saving throw.
Speaker 0 · [1:29:38]
But it gives damage.
Speaker 0 · [1:29:39]
Only based
Speaker 0 · [1:29:41]
on the save, whether I save it or So it’s a dexterity saving for him,
Speaker 0 · [1:29:46]
and I’m pretty sure this cat has failed. He
Speaker 1 · [1:29:52]
failed.
Speaker 0 · [1:29:54]
So I probably says, like, dex 13. Or Yeah. Dex 12. That’s what it says. So that’s what I have to that’s what he has to be to not take. Right. Right. Right. Right. So he’s taken full damage.
Speaker 0 · [1:30:05]
So what’s the damage?
Speaker 1 · [1:30:08]
8
Speaker 1 · [1:30:09]
and
Speaker 1 · [1:30:11]
Speaker 1 · [1:30:12]
Nice.
Speaker 1 · [1:30:15]
Good.
Speaker 0 · [1:30:16]
So there’s some spells like eldritch blast where it’s like as if you’re shooting an arrow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Where that’s where you roll to see if you hit, if you overcame their armor class.
Speaker 0 · [1:30:26]
This spell is like, you cast the spell, it will hit unless the other person dodges. Alrighty.
Speaker 0 · [1:30:38]
We are on
Speaker 0 · [1:30:41]
fire noob warrior a
Speaker 0 · [1:30:43]
who pulls out his scimitar scimitar and
Speaker 0 · [1:30:46]
strikes at Faf
Speaker 5 · [1:30:52]
twice.
Speaker 0 · [1:30:58]
It says 17 hit?
Speaker 1 · [1:31:00]
No.
Speaker 0 · [1:31:02]
Is
Speaker 0 · [1:31:03]
that 19 hit?
Speaker 1 · [1:31:05]
Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [1:31:07]
19 hits. Fuck.
Speaker 4 · [1:31:09]
Okay.
Speaker 0 · [1:31:11]
Then you take 4 slashing damage.
Speaker 0 · [1:31:14]
That’s similar to her. The other
Speaker 0 · [1:31:17]
1
Speaker 0 · [1:31:18]
spits
Speaker 0 · [1:31:19]
fire
Speaker 0 · [1:31:21]
at Moghammer.
Speaker 1 · [1:31:25]
Moghammer needs a throw. Which 1 did I hit?
Speaker 1 · [1:31:28]
A.
Speaker 2 · [1:31:29]
Hit a? Which 1 just hit me?
Speaker 5 · [1:31:35]
B.
Speaker 2 · [1:31:37]
So I have the opportunity to attack because he went oh, no. Got that on the next turn.
Speaker 1 · [1:31:42]
Spits fire at Moghammer? Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:31:46]
K. Do I need to save through or something? Yeah. Yeah. That dexterity.
Speaker 5 · [1:31:54]
Okay.
Speaker 3 · [1:31:56]
K.
Speaker 2 · [1:31:59]
That’s a 9
Speaker 2 · [1:32:01]
plus
Speaker 2 · [1:32:03]
2?
Speaker 0 · [1:32:05]
That does not say.
Speaker 0 · [1:32:07]
Moghammer
Speaker 0 · [1:32:08]
takes
Speaker 0 · [1:32:11]
9 damage.
Speaker 1 · [1:32:14]
And that is their turn.
Speaker 1 · [1:32:18]
Thank you.
Speaker 0 · [1:32:20]
Who’s turn now? It’s yours, Faf.
Speaker 2 · [1:32:22]
Alright.
Speaker 2 · [1:32:25]
Faf is
Speaker 0 · [1:32:29]
fucking really,
Speaker 0 · [1:32:31]
really pissed off.
Speaker 2 · [1:32:34]
You don’t light my toad on fire.
Speaker 1 · [1:32:36]
Alright.
Speaker 2 · [1:32:38]
So
Speaker 2 · [1:32:39]
Faf is going to start
Speaker 2 · [1:32:41]
by stepping right to
Speaker 2 · [1:32:46]
to
Speaker 2 · [1:32:47]
salamander b and getting,
Speaker 2 · [1:32:49]
like, nose to nose with him. Uh-huh.
Speaker 1 · [1:32:53]
And
Speaker 1 · [1:32:54]
and then while he’s nose to nose with him,
Speaker 2 · [1:32:57]
he’s
Speaker 2 · [1:32:58]
gonna take his axe
Speaker 2 · [1:33:00]
kinda across his own belly
Speaker 2 · [1:33:02]
and just uppercut
Speaker 2 · [1:33:04]
it with the handle of the axe to the jaw. Like like just like a throat shot, lizard throat shot. You know? Yeah. He’s not even using the blade. He wants to brute force knock this guy’s head off. Alright.
Speaker 2 · [1:33:20]
14 plus 7 is 21.
Speaker 0 · [1:33:23]
That hurts.
Speaker 3 · [1:33:24]
Alright.
Speaker 1 · [1:33:27]
1 d 10.
Speaker 1 · [1:33:31]
Fuck.
Speaker 1 · [1:33:32]
8 damage.
Speaker 0 · [1:33:34]
Is this b or a?
Speaker 1 · [1:33:35]
This is b.
Speaker 1 · [1:33:38]
Alright. So that’s 8 damage.
Speaker 2 · [1:33:41]
Yep. And then Faf is
Speaker 2 · [1:33:44]
going to do it again.
Speaker 1 · [1:33:46]
So he boinked him in the head, and he’s boinked him in head again trying to bobblehead this bitch. That’s a nat 20.
Speaker 2 · [1:33:52]
That is double damage. Double damage? So 2 d tens? I don’t know what your damage is, but D 10 plus 4. So 2 of those. Alright.
Speaker 2 · [1:34:02]
We got a
Speaker 2 · [1:34:05]
well, that’s not good. A 1 and a 2. A 1 and a 2, but both get plus 4. So That’s pretty good. A 6 and a 5 plus 11 damage. Yep. And
Speaker 0 · [1:34:17]
fire nude b’s head
Speaker 0 · [1:34:19]
explodes.
Speaker 2 · [1:34:21]
So fire nude a is the 1 that actually threw flames at Moghammer. And because he did that while being unwavering marked,
Speaker 2 · [1:34:28]
Faf gets an additional
Speaker 2 · [1:34:35]
1, jumps through his body towards the next 1 with just an overhead chop coming down on.
Speaker 1 · [1:34:42]
17
Speaker 1 · [1:34:43]
plus 7 is a 24.
Speaker 2 · [1:34:49]
Plus 4
Speaker 2 · [1:34:52]
plus 4, 8 damage.
Speaker 0 · [1:34:54]
Alright.
Speaker 0 · [1:34:55]
Done.
Speaker 0 · [1:34:57]
I’m gonna pause there. Alright. You just hold on.
Speaker 1 · [1:35:02]
Finish him off, Ronnie.
Speaker 1 · [1:35:06]
I hit him with another
Speaker 1 · [1:35:10]
sacred flame.
Speaker 1 · [1:35:11]
Oh, even the
Speaker 0 · [1:35:14]
stuff went away. I’m not looking, but all the Dude, this is your problem. Reload your fucking map. Alright. You’re the only 1 that gets this weird hack. What
Speaker 3 · [1:35:27]
are you doing, man? That’s really aggressive.
Speaker 3 · [1:35:31]
I know what happened.
Speaker 1 · [1:35:32]
Yeah. Right? I’m trying to it again. What are you are you doing the thing that Have you ever heard Kevin
Speaker 4 · [1:35:38]
be aggressive.
Speaker 1 · [1:35:39]
Yeah. You’re right.
Speaker 1 · [1:35:41]
He’s so Dude, I’m so aggressive.
Speaker 1 · [1:35:43]
He’s Ian is dead right, though. Reload does work.
Speaker 1 · [1:35:47]
It does, actually. He did fix it. I’m just Did it happen in YouTube?
Speaker 3 · [1:35:51]
No. I’m gonna try and break it, though. Are you guys fucking seeing the goddamn map? I’ve seen everything right now. Shit. I wasn’t gonna say anything, but you got really upset with Kevin. Sorry.
Speaker 3 · [1:36:01]
Reload. Reload. So now I’m scared.
Speaker 3 · [1:36:03]
So you were seeing everything too? Erase. How’s that how’s that hack? IPad hack. IPad hack? It’s an fucking iPad thing. Finger fucking done it? Alright. What’s happening, dog? Finger screen. Alright.
Speaker 3 · [1:36:15]
Here goes the roll.
Speaker 0 · [1:36:17]
Oh, that’s a hit.
Speaker 1 · [1:36:23]
2,
Speaker 1 · [1:36:26]
3, 4,
Speaker 0 · [1:36:28]
Fire
Speaker 0 · [1:36:29]
nuke warrior a goes up in the flame
Speaker 0 · [1:36:34]
Fuck yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:36:35]
Dumb. Dead.
Speaker 0 · [1:36:37]
Both of those guys are defeated.
Speaker 0 · [1:36:40]
You guys can
Speaker 0 · [1:36:42]
pause there,
Speaker 0 · [1:36:43]
and
Speaker 0 · [1:36:44]
you can loop them or whatever. They have scabbatars.
Speaker 0 · [1:36:47]
Bonzo Bonzo and. So,
Speaker 1 · [1:36:49]
Bonzo, I’ve been thinking, dude, we need to get smart here. Right? We need to be playing 4 d chess when they’re playing, like,
Speaker 3 · [1:36:56]
2 or 3 d chess. Yeah. So here’s what I’m thinking. I’m gonna turn into
Speaker 1 · [1:37:02]
a
Speaker 0 · [1:37:03]
a roller cart with a minor illusion. And
Speaker 0 · [1:37:07]
I’m gonna look like I’m a cart.
Speaker 1 · [1:37:10]
You can get inside the cart
Speaker 1 · [1:37:13]
acting like you’re a bird or something. Yeah. You could be like a bird. Perched
Speaker 3 · [1:37:18]
on the cart. Just a bird perched on a cart. Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [1:37:21]
Literally,
Speaker 3 · [1:37:22]
who who literally, who would think anything of that?
Speaker 3 · [1:37:27]
Like, we’re just down here. There’s all kinds of shit down here. And that happens Tell you what, there’s a lot of other carts.
Speaker 1 · [1:37:33]
And there’s a lot of birds. Alright. So you think that’s a pretty good idea? I’m pretty sure that happens every other day down here. Okay.
Speaker 1 · [1:37:40]
Birds. I’m
Speaker 1 · [1:37:42]
gonna cast I don’t know if your minor illusion is that powerful to just become a card. Well, okay. So hold on. I was reading about this.
Speaker 1 · [1:37:51]
About the power.
Speaker 0 · [1:37:52]
Alright. I need some of the juice.
Speaker 3 · [1:37:55]
Some of juice.
Speaker 3 · [1:37:57]
So
Speaker 3 · [1:37:59]
the
Speaker 3 · [1:38:01]
old charger.
Speaker 1 · [1:38:05]
What you like? Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [1:38:07]
Yeah. So I I can cast minor
Speaker 3 · [1:38:09]
illusion, which creates an image
Speaker 1 · [1:38:12]
of a of an object
Speaker 1 · [1:38:14]
like a a, you know, a small chest, whatever, no bigger than a 5 foot cube.
Speaker 1 · [1:38:20]
Mhmm. I can also cast
Speaker 1 · [1:38:23]
disguise self,
Speaker 1 · [1:38:25]
which
Speaker 1 · [1:38:26]
would be more in alignment with a cart potentially.
Speaker 1 · [1:38:30]
But the only issue is that
Speaker 1 · [1:38:37]
I
Speaker 1 · [1:38:38]
I have to adopt a form that has the same basic arrangement of limbs as me.
Speaker 1 · [1:38:42]
I’m thinking I’m thinking like an epic cart with, like Cart’s perfect. That’s like a a ram on the front with, like, some some feisty,
Speaker 3 · [1:40:20]
a creature has to take a study action to inspect my appearance and succeed on an intelligence check against my spells’ ADC. Otherwise, they think I’m literally a cart, which is pretty badass. Yes.
Speaker 3 · [1:40:32]
Sick.
Speaker 0 · [1:40:33]
Alright. Very well. Continue.
Speaker 1 · [1:40:35]
Okay. So I turned into the cart. I’m starting to and I I’m gonna like, chug. Chug. Chug. Chug. I’m starting to chug down the
Speaker 1 · [1:40:43]
I’m starting to chug a chug a down here. K? And I’m perched on you.
Speaker 3 · [1:40:47]
K. I mean, we’re just following. We’re just going down this cart. Pause here.
Speaker 0 · [1:40:52]
You’ll saw all of this.
Speaker 0 · [1:40:55]
I see another
Speaker 1 · [1:40:58]
and, you know, y’all just tell me where y’all are looking. I’m
Speaker 1 · [1:41:02]
looking I’m looking down the side pathways. What are we seeing? What are we seeing? On the on this side pathway,
Speaker 0 · [1:41:09]
on the 1st 1
Speaker 0 · [1:41:11]
that you saw here,
Speaker 0 · [1:41:15]
there is nothing but more bones.
Speaker 0 · [1:41:18]
Mhmm.
Speaker 0 · [1:41:19]
On this 1,
Speaker 0 · [1:41:21]
you see
Speaker 0 · [1:41:23]
2
Speaker 0 · [1:41:26]
very skeletal
Speaker 0 · [1:41:28]
but alive, just emaciated rather.
Speaker 0 · [1:41:32]
But alive dwarfs
Speaker 0 · [1:41:33]
chained up.
Speaker 0 · [1:41:35]
White completely white dwarfs. 1 is looking like its eyes are getting heavy. Wait. Albino dwarfs?
Speaker 1 · [1:41:42]
Albino dwarfs. Oh my god. This is what told us about these fucking albino dwarves earlier. Well I thought he was talking about his past. He was.
Speaker 1 · [1:41:51]
And he knows the song, the albino dwarf now. Oh, yeah. What did he what did he say about him? I guess we can He couldn’t actually learn the song yet. He should’ve we should’ve got him to sing the song. Yeah. Would’ve been helpful at the time. Oh, shit.
Speaker 0 · [1:42:05]
We should we go down and talk to this man? They’re lacerated as if they’ve been whipped many, many, many times. The 1 is basically
Speaker 0 · [1:42:13]
dead, but the other
Speaker 0 · [1:42:17]
they’re both practically.
Speaker 1 · [1:42:20]
Practically. 1 is a little more fatty than the other. Mhmm. Okay. Should we go talk to him? Yeah. Yeah. Sure. The
Speaker 1 · [1:42:30]
cart is left.
Speaker 1 · [1:42:32]
Guys. I know I look like a cart, but it’s actually me. Body is tea.
Speaker 1 · [1:42:37]
And I know I look like a crow, but it’s me. Bonzo Nutley. Have you ever looked at your messages?
Speaker 1 · [1:42:43]
Simon.
Speaker 1 · [1:42:45]
Simon.
Speaker 1 · [1:42:48]
Old friend. Do you hear me? Which 1 I had made you a
Speaker 2 · [1:42:53]
cart with a crow and, oh, hell yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:42:57]
He says The the fatter looking to earth is Simon.
Speaker 1 · [1:43:00]
Simon’s girlfriend.
Speaker 0 · [1:43:03]
No 1 said Simon does not respond
Speaker 0 · [1:43:07]
because I don’t know
Speaker 1 · [1:43:09]
of what dreams may come in this life. I
Speaker 0 · [1:43:14]
must now be
Speaker 1 · [1:43:16]
deep into Valhalla for
Speaker 1 · [1:43:20]
a rail card to speak.
Speaker 1 · [1:43:25]
Take a
Speaker 1 · [1:43:29]
potion of healing, a minor 1,
Speaker 0 · [1:43:32]
and I I crush it on his forehead,
Speaker 1 · [1:43:35]
the 1 that’s talking.
Speaker 1 · [1:43:38]
Thank
Speaker 1 · [1:43:41]
you, rail car.
Speaker 1 · [1:43:43]
You’ve confirmed now
Speaker 1 · [1:43:46]
that I am
Speaker 1 · [1:43:47]
deep
Speaker 1 · [1:43:49]
into the heavens.
Speaker 1 · [1:43:52]
What’s what’s going on down here? What’s the vibe?
Speaker 1 · [1:43:57]
Simon.
Speaker 1 · [1:43:58]
Simon.
Speaker 1 · [1:44:00]
Listen to the car talk.
Speaker 1 · [1:44:03]
What’s going on
Speaker 0 · [1:44:07]
Simon does not
Speaker 1 · [1:44:09]
say much
Speaker 1 · [1:44:10]
anymore.
Speaker 0 · [1:44:12]
I’m not sure when he stopped talking back to me.
Speaker 1 · [1:44:16]
So I will
Speaker 1 · [1:44:23]
I I will tell you.
Speaker 1 · [1:44:32]
I love of people.
Speaker 1 · [1:44:35]
I was born here in this forge.
Speaker 1 · [1:44:40]
I had no daughter once to it.
Speaker 1 · [1:44:47]
And then the dragon game.
Speaker 1 · [1:44:51]
Was it was
Speaker 1 · [1:44:53]
it Sigfried or a different dragon? Sigfried.
Speaker 0 · [1:44:56]
Mhmm. Sigfried
Speaker 0 · [1:44:58]
was much more
Speaker 5 · [1:45:16]
They
Speaker 1 · [1:45:19]
told us they would be good workers.
Speaker 1 · [1:45:21]
They told us
Speaker 1 · [1:45:24]
that they could stalk
Speaker 0 · [1:45:26]
the flames even when the magma ran. No.
Speaker 1 · [1:45:35]
The
Speaker 1 · [1:45:40]
fire dragon lizards? The newts.
Speaker 1 · [1:45:43]
Oh, the nudes. So
Speaker 1 · [1:45:45]
did the nudes, like, fuck you up and put you in this little alcove?
Speaker 0 · [1:45:51]
They’ve been torturing Simon and I for the last
Speaker 1 · [1:45:57]
decade,
Speaker 1 · [1:45:58]
week,
Speaker 1 · [1:46:01]
hour,
Speaker 0 · [1:46:03]
who’s to know
Speaker 0 · [1:46:06]
seeking
Speaker 0 · [1:46:07]
more knowledge than before for we buried deep.
Speaker 1 · [1:46:15]
Well
Speaker 4 · [1:46:20]
Please
Speaker 4 · [1:46:22]
cut me down.
Speaker 1 · [1:46:24]
Now cut Simon up 1st.
Speaker 1 · [1:46:26]
I’ll sign. Gotcha.
Speaker 1 · [1:46:29]
They’re on change. They’re on change? Legos.
Speaker 1 · [1:46:32]
Okay.
Speaker 1 · [1:46:34]
I’ll take I’ll take my
Speaker 1 · [1:46:41]
Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:46:44]
My elder blast.
Speaker 1 · [1:46:46]
You’re a hoe?
Speaker 3 · [1:46:47]
You’re a hoe. That 1. Yeah. My yeah. So the I’m still in my
Speaker 3 · [1:46:52]
Cart. Cart form.
Speaker 3 · [1:46:55]
And I elder blast, like, out of my eyeballs
Speaker 3 · [1:46:59]
or, like, out of my little
Speaker 1 · [1:47:02]
or, like, out of my little whatever whatever makes sense in my cart form. Cart eyeballs. Yeah. Yeah. Kinda out of the eyeballs or maybe, like, a they they start glowing red and then just shoot a little ultrabutting. Like laser beams. The green blast
Speaker 4 · [1:47:16]
quickens right into the
Speaker 4 · [1:47:18]
chains,
Speaker 0 · [1:47:20]
and the green goes into it and then
Speaker 0 · [1:47:24]
disappears.
Speaker 0 · [1:47:25]
It doesn’t appear like it works until
Speaker 0 · [1:47:28]
a 2nd later, little green cracks start to form a lot of chains, and then they shatter. Oh, cool. Drop the hell. Yeah. Never tried that before.
Speaker 1 · [1:47:36]
Yeah. Cool.
Speaker 3 · [1:47:38]
So, yeah, I kinda, like, I knock them both down, I guess. So
Speaker 3 · [1:47:43]
listen, dude. I just I just
Speaker 3 · [1:47:45]
gave you a little
Speaker 3 · [1:47:47]
sweet,
Speaker 3 · [1:47:48]
sweet healing,
Speaker 3 · [1:47:49]
taste of that that sweet life potion.
Speaker 3 · [1:47:54]
How are you are you feeling hell and hearty? How’d you like to go get some revenge on these
Speaker 3 · [1:47:58]
nasty little
Speaker 1 · [1:48:00]
stupid lizards?
Speaker 1 · [1:48:02]
Is Simon okay?
Speaker 1 · [1:48:05]
I check his pulse.
Speaker 3 · [1:48:07]
I
Speaker 3 · [1:48:12]
think he’s gonna be good,
Speaker 3 · [1:48:14]
but,
Speaker 3 · [1:48:15]
you know, he just needs to sleep. He just
Speaker 1 · [1:48:19]
needs to sleep a little longer, but
Speaker 3 · [1:48:23]
you can you can come with us if you want and, like, get a little revenge. I cannot fight them.
Speaker 4 · [1:48:31]
We cannot.
Speaker 4 · [1:48:33]
They will kill us.
Speaker 0 · [1:48:36]
You, Bart,
Speaker 1 · [1:48:39]
you’re a Richard Bird.
Speaker 1 · [1:48:43]
You know nothing of pain.
Speaker 1 · [1:48:46]
You know nothing of what we lost.
Speaker 1 · [1:48:50]
With every
Speaker 0 · [1:48:52]
ounce of
Speaker 0 · [1:48:53]
albinism I have left,
Speaker 0 · [1:48:56]
I wish nothing more than to charge into that forge where they roost
Speaker 0 · [1:49:01]
like soybeans
Speaker 0 · [1:49:04]
taking over what is mine.
Speaker 0 · [1:49:06]
And I wish to strike them all down,
Speaker 3 · [1:49:09]
but they will cackle
Speaker 3 · [1:49:10]
as they kill me. They will cackle as they kill you.
Speaker 1 · [1:49:15]
Simon and I will never meet that fate.
Speaker 3 · [1:49:19]
If you wanna do a little, like, suicide bomber vibe, I think we have some munitions
Speaker 3 · [1:49:24]
if that’s, like, your vibe. Like, you seem pretty, like, down. Yeah. You you seem like you’re out for revenge.
Speaker 1 · [1:49:31]
Like, I mean,
Speaker 1 · [1:49:32]
it’s an option. What do you have?
Speaker 1 · [1:49:35]
We got a little barrel of TNT.
Speaker 1 · [1:49:37]
You got a barrel of TNT?
Speaker 1 · [1:49:39]
Yeah. We could we’d give you that if that’s your good thinking.
Speaker 1 · [1:49:44]
What I’m thinking?
Speaker 1 · [1:49:46]
Hell. I start I start singing. Hell’s bells down. And then now
Speaker 1 · [1:49:51]
then now and then hell’s bells. But your thing is that
Speaker 0 · [1:49:56]
me
Speaker 0 · [1:49:58]
hugging that barrel to Riding
Speaker 0 · [1:50:01]
this year caught all the way in.
Speaker 3 · [1:50:04]
Right?
Speaker 0 · [1:50:08]
I mean, I could get you there over there,
Speaker 0 · [1:50:10]
but,
Speaker 3 · [1:50:11]
honestly, dude,
Speaker 3 · [1:50:13]
I got I got more gas in the tank. Think it’d be a solo mission, but
Speaker 3 · [1:50:19]
it’s an option. If you’re not trying to, like, if you’re not trying to vibe with us and you’re just trying to, like, YOLO,
Speaker 3 · [1:50:25]
like Swear to me now, brother Cart.
Speaker 0 · [1:50:32]
If it’s not even our gods,
Speaker 1 · [1:50:36]
I have a chance to kill more nude.
Speaker 3 · [1:50:39]
You a 100% have a chance to kill nude.
Speaker 1 · [1:50:42]
Alright. Roll for persuasion.
Speaker 1 · [1:50:49]
15 plus 4, 19.
Speaker 0 · [1:51:01]
Alright. Well, you heard the man.
Speaker 1 · [1:51:08]
Back. We strap strap the barrel to his back, and I, like I kinda I kinda nudge him, you know, affectionately with my cart.
Speaker 1 · [1:51:16]
And I’m like, we’ll be right behind you, bro.
Speaker 3 · [1:51:22]
This
Speaker 3 · [1:51:23]
girl called.
Speaker 1 · [1:51:27]
I’m gonna meet Simon now.
Speaker 0 · [1:51:31]
For a come on.
Speaker 0 · [1:51:35]
And then you just see this white pudgy dwarf that has nothing left. I mean, he’s skin and bones. So he pudgy is the wrong word because he’s really skin and bones, but strapped to his back
Speaker 0 · [1:51:46]
is the barrel of TMT.
Speaker 0 · [1:51:50]
And he is charging
Speaker 0 · [1:51:52]
down
Speaker 0 · [1:51:53]
to where he would describe as the heart of,
Speaker 4 · [1:51:58]
you know Did you don’t light a fuse or something?
Speaker 3 · [1:52:03]
I figured they’re made out of fire. Right? They’re like fire nudes. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:52:07]
And you go with blasting. I’ll figure out the elder blast. That’s just blasted.
Speaker 0 · [1:52:14]
Y’all are following
Speaker 1 · [1:52:15]
very close behind Simon. Is that
Speaker 1 · [1:52:18]
I’m
Speaker 1 · [1:52:19]
can I check Simon for just, you know Yes?
Speaker 1 · [1:52:23]
We’re gonna There’s nothing on him. It’s just a more body. Clock. Alright.
Speaker 3 · [1:52:27]
I’m going from
Speaker 3 · [1:52:30]
a safe distance. Yes. And from the distance, you see him charging in
Speaker 1 · [1:52:38]
to here,
Speaker 0 · [1:52:41]
and he just launches
Speaker 0 · [1:52:44]
forward diving
Speaker 0 · [1:52:47]
at
Speaker 0 · [1:52:49]
Like the Helms Jeep tour. Yeah. Yeah. Fully. You know what? I’m just gonna be full of what’s happening here.
Speaker 1 · [1:53:00]
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 0 · [1:53:25]
Alright. As you all press, you see the the
Speaker 0 · [1:53:29]
albino dwarf with the TNT launch strapped to his back, sprinting forward, screaming for rock. And
Speaker 0 · [1:53:37]
then
Speaker 0 · [1:53:39]
you can see the machinery. This is the heart of the forge in many ways,
Speaker 0 · [1:53:43]
pouring magma
Speaker 0 · [1:53:45]
in from these little cylinders
Speaker 0 · [1:53:48]
to the left and the right. And there’s workbenches spread all around. And as well,
Speaker 0 · [1:53:53]
there are
Speaker 0 · [1:53:54]
many fire nudes
Speaker 0 · [1:53:56]
spread there, and the outline of the door charges.
Speaker 0 · [1:54:00]
And right here where the railing ties in, he leaps over it, arms spread wide
Speaker 0 · [1:54:06]
wide,
Speaker 0 · [1:54:07]
lands right here.
Speaker 0 · [1:54:10]
As soon as he hits the magma, you watch his skin and bones disintegrate into nothingness
Speaker 0 · [1:54:16]
as the barrel
Speaker 0 · [1:54:18]
follows slowly, slowly, slowly. And as soon as the barrel hits the 1st glimpse of
Speaker 0 · [1:54:23]
red lava underneath,
Speaker 0 · [1:54:25]
bam, it explodes.
Speaker 0 · [1:54:27]
Both of these fire nudes
Speaker 0 · [1:54:30]
are unaffected by the.
Speaker 1 · [1:54:40]
Don’t know. I if it was all over. That big.
Speaker 0 · [1:54:43]
Not even, like, a concussive blast. The concussive blast. Yeah. The TNT is mostly a concussive blast. The concussive blast. The concussive blast. The flutter and pushes these 2
Speaker 0 · [1:54:53]
this way and this way, and they do take
Speaker 0 · [1:54:57]
a certain amount of damage. Okay.
Speaker 1 · [1:55:02]
I I whisper very epic scene that, you know,
Speaker 0 · [1:55:05]
that leads to my head. I whispered to Bonzo,
Speaker 1 · [1:55:09]
damn, bro.
Speaker 0 · [1:55:11]
That
Speaker 0 · [1:55:12]
that didn’t do fucking shit. As
Speaker 0 · [1:55:15]
soon as that happens,
Speaker 0 · [1:55:17]
though, all of the other fire newts
Speaker 0 · [1:55:20]
collapse in,
Speaker 0 · [1:55:21]
and they are now
Speaker 5 · [1:55:23]
moving
Speaker 0 · [1:55:25]
slowly all the way.
Speaker 0 · [1:55:28]
We’ll go to the other side now. Totally epic, though.
Speaker 1 · [1:55:33]
He’s like, and they take absolutely
Speaker 1 · [1:55:36]
no damage from the. There’s absolutely no damage done.
Speaker 1 · [1:55:41]
Alright. We’re back at
Speaker 0 · [1:55:44]
Faf and Bodius. What is happening over here?
Speaker 0 · [1:55:49]
2 floors down, the 1 downtown.
Speaker 1 · [1:55:52]
What does that look like on the screen?
Speaker 1 · [1:55:56]
Your back, Faf. These rugs. Yeah. Can we hear any ruckus?
Speaker 1 · [1:56:00]
Y’all hear that explosion
Speaker 1 · [1:56:02]
thud? Mankin.
Speaker 1 · [1:56:07]
Does somebody have a USB c charger down here? Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [1:56:14]
So I think we should loot these new warriors real quick.
Speaker 1 · [1:56:18]
Yep.
Speaker 2 · [1:56:20]
What do we find? Skinny tars.
Speaker 2 · [1:56:22]
1 each? Yep. Alright. Are they fancy? I have another
Speaker 1 · [1:56:27]
charger in my backpack.
Speaker 2 · [1:56:30]
They are they fancies?
Speaker 0 · [1:56:32]
No.
Speaker 4 · [1:56:34]
I don’t wanna send a card. It’s not my vibe. Alright.
Speaker 1 · [1:56:39]
I’ll take a bath then. I like throwing them.
Speaker 3 · [1:56:55]
Okay.
Speaker 1 · [1:56:56]
So if you’re charging your
Speaker 3 · [1:56:59]
Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:57:00]
Because I’m gonna walk back 4 or 5%. Hey, Suraj. We I’m sure you’re gonna have Can we walk out onto this onto this patio on the ground?
Speaker 2 · [1:57:12]
Or should we just get him down the cave? Oh.
Speaker 1 · [1:57:14]
0, he did it again.
Speaker 1 · [1:57:17]
Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:57:19]
We should go out to the patio.
Speaker 1 · [1:57:21]
Alright.
Speaker 1 · [1:57:24]
We’re we’re
Speaker 2 · [1:57:26]
soaking in a nice castle like view. Bar. Bar.
Speaker 2 · [1:57:30]
It’s working.
Speaker 0 · [1:57:37]
Alright. Sorry. Faf. Yes. You go down this path. You emerge out onto a little guard post
Speaker 0 · [1:57:44]
overlooking
Speaker 0 · [1:57:47]
the operation.
Speaker 0 · [1:57:48]
You can see from your outlet
Speaker 0 · [1:57:51]
to the right,
Speaker 0 · [1:57:53]
very far,
Speaker 1 · [1:58:00]
And ahead.
Speaker 0 · [1:58:08]
You can see a bridge crossing
Speaker 4 · [1:58:12]
over there. Wait. Is this a a rope bridge?
Speaker 0 · [1:58:15]
Those are, like, barrels on it. Those are barrels that are elevated above that are being
Speaker 0 · [1:58:21]
brought into the the forge.
Speaker 4 · [1:58:24]
Direct which direction are they moving? Is it moving? They’re moving from y’all side to the other side.
Speaker 2 · [1:58:30]
I think we should hop on the barrels. Let’s go hop on the barrels. We go hop on the barrels.
Speaker 4 · [1:58:35]
Alright. Well Well, 1st, we stress test them.
Speaker 4 · [1:58:38]
Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:58:40]
How? To make sure they can handle our weight. Alright.
Speaker 1 · [1:58:44]
Obviously,
Speaker 0 · [1:58:45]
as fat as, like Right. Y’all continue this way. Not
Speaker 1 · [1:58:50]
seeing
Speaker 1 · [1:58:51]
anything of note.
Speaker 1 · [1:59:13]
Those are stairs over there.
Speaker 2 · [1:59:16]
I think they are. We’ll check them out. But what are you what are you thinking, sir? I think we should just get on this these barrels.
Speaker 1 · [1:59:23]
We’re gonna need you guys.
Speaker 1 · [1:59:25]
Well, we don’t know that.
Speaker 2 · [1:59:27]
We just think it would this barrel ride. We think it seems kinda Indiana Jones, so we’re down. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:59:34]
Alright.
Speaker 2 · [1:59:36]
Can Moghi ride the barrels across? No.
Speaker 1 · [1:59:39]
But he can leap. Yeah. He could jump. And that’s only it’s only 5 feet. It’s only 5 feet.
Speaker 0 · [1:59:45]
He could jump it. Alright.
Speaker 1 · [1:59:48]
Well He could jump a little doll, you know. Oh, well, fucking he eats it then. It’s wasting so much cold if you guys are at the barrel. While while we’re jumping,
Speaker 4 · [1:59:57]
I pretend I’m
Speaker 3 · [1:59:59]
about to fall off.
Speaker 1 · [2:00:01]
Well, actually
Speaker 4 · [2:00:03]
I’m
Speaker 4 · [2:00:04]
not done. Alright. I
Speaker 4 · [2:00:07]
still don’t fully trust that Faf has accepted
Speaker 4 · [2:00:10]
just the money that we gave back to him. So I actually make it, like, a really believable fall,
Speaker 4 · [2:00:16]
but I’m I’m, like, fully secure. But I do it to see if he’ll save me. Faf reaches out his meat fist and grabs him by the scrub. Alright. We’re gonna need 2 rolls actually here. 1
Speaker 0 · [2:00:28]
for performance
Speaker 0 · [2:00:30]
because you’re doing a performance of a fake fall, but fake falls often become real falls. But this 1 doesn’t play so well. Doesn’t matter.
Speaker 1 · [2:00:39]
Roll for performance.
Speaker 1 · [2:00:41]
K.
Speaker 0 · [2:00:46]
It’s a natural 1.
Speaker 1 · [2:00:49]
Performance.
Speaker 4 · [2:00:52]
I was hoping Heath wouldn’t see it so that we could have more stakes.
Speaker 0 · [2:00:56]
It’s a perfect performance. You can’t fall.
Speaker 0 · [2:00:59]
But it looks as if he has got a fucking
Speaker 0 · [2:01:05]
pinky toe hanging on to Moghammer’s
Speaker 0 · [2:01:08]
saddle. While in midair above the Right. While in midair. Extremely
Speaker 0 · [2:01:12]
painful. Yeah. If it was a natural 1, it would be immediate death.
Speaker 0 · [2:01:17]
But for your role, now if I have to see if you actually have 1.
Speaker 3 · [2:01:26]
Speaker 1 · [2:01:31]
But this is a strength rule. Correct?
Speaker 1 · [2:01:34]
Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [2:01:36]
So a 10
Speaker 0 · [2:01:39]
is is What was a pinky toe is the toes launching over the chasm.
Speaker 0 · [2:01:43]
The barrel feels right.
Speaker 0 · [2:01:46]
Isilrod
Speaker 0 · [2:01:47]
is 1 pinky toe held on,
Speaker 0 · [2:01:50]
falling all the way down.
Speaker 0 · [2:01:52]
Fast,
Speaker 0 · [2:01:53]
modest,
Speaker 0 · [2:01:54]
strong,
Speaker 0 · [2:01:56]
comes shooting
Speaker 0 · [2:01:57]
down.
Speaker 0 · [2:02:00]
And what was a pinky toe becomes a firm grip on the kneecap of Isilrod. Kneecap. As the
Speaker 0 · [2:02:07]
and it’s the firmest grip that could not be let go. Crazy. As the the
Speaker 0 · [2:02:14]
crescendos
Speaker 0 · [2:02:15]
onto the platform.
Speaker 0 · [2:02:17]
But in the process,
Speaker 0 · [2:02:19]
Isilrod’s
Speaker 0 · [2:02:20]
body does kinda hit the side of the the wall before he’s brought up and takes 1 damage.
Speaker 0 · [2:02:26]
What?
Speaker 1 · [2:02:28]
I rolled a nat 20. Yeah. He rolled a 10.
Speaker 0 · [2:02:32]
Sorry. So you are never gonna die or take significant damage. You’re never gonna fall into if you fall into It’s such
Speaker 1 · [2:02:40]
an unnecessary
Speaker 1 · [2:02:41]
Just immediate death? No. Side quest right there.
Speaker 0 · [2:02:45]
It was pretty sick, though.
Speaker 4 · [2:02:49]
Alright. Tight. And then and then we
Speaker 0 · [2:02:52]
Faf doesn’t know that I was, like, faking, and I had it. I was, like, locked in the whole time. Right. Yeah. Exactly. But yeah. Those are great. I I give Faf a really big hug, and he hugs me back and says, I love you.
Speaker 0 · [2:03:04]
It was a Nat it was a Nat 20 performance, and
Speaker 0 · [2:03:08]
Faf 100%
Speaker 0 · [2:03:09]
believes that he saved Biskarr’s life
Speaker 0 · [2:03:12]
Yep. And that there’s now a a soul death. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [2:03:15]
Oh.
Speaker 1 · [2:03:17]
0, no. You’re You’re you’re in
Speaker 0 · [2:03:20]
a debt that could never be repaid. That’s so
Speaker 4 · [2:03:24]
good. The hug the hug and the the
Speaker 4 · [2:03:27]
sweet I love you that you just shared with me really paying that. Makes
Speaker 4 · [2:03:32]
Steph, in my mind, realize that
Speaker 0 · [2:03:35]
gold means nothing.
Speaker 1 · [2:03:37]
So true. Alright.
Speaker 0 · [2:03:41]
Faf does not realize that, but that’s okay. At this point, y’all are all sort of in the same room.
Speaker 0 · [2:03:49]
Y’all can move
Speaker 0 · [2:03:51]
a little bit further. We can? Yeah. Sit here? Stop. Mm-mm. No. Go back further. Go back further. Go back a little further. I think that’s we go we go right up against the wall. Yeah. You’re right there. You’re stopped there.
Speaker 0 · [2:04:05]
Alright. We are now then going into
Speaker 0 · [2:04:10]
real combat.
Speaker 1 · [2:04:12]
Real combat?
Speaker 1 · [2:04:15]
Who is Well, we’re I mean, we’re still disguised. I’m a cart, and he’s a birder.
Speaker 3 · [2:04:19]
Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [2:04:20]
They have to investigate me, bro. Fucking cart.
Speaker 3 · [2:04:25]
Also,
Speaker 3 · [2:04:27]
while they’re slowly approaching, because I I do say that we’re approaching,
Speaker 3 · [2:04:31]
I’m gonna act like I’m a a static card. I’m not gonna move. I’m whispering this to Bonzo,
Speaker 3 · [2:04:37]
and I cast
Speaker 3 · [2:04:39]
resistance on myself,
Speaker 3 · [2:04:42]
which gives me 1 minute
Speaker 3 · [2:04:44]
of resistance
Speaker 5 · [2:04:46]
to
Speaker 3 · [2:04:47]
a thing of my choice, which it will be fire in this case.
Speaker 1 · [2:04:52]
I have an idea. I also have an idea. What if we well, can I go 1st? Mhmm. What if we, like,
Speaker 2 · [2:04:59]
walked around and tried to, like, find a cart that we could ride into the room all dramatic style.
Speaker 1 · [2:05:05]
And then what? Like, kill everything. Kill all the bad guys. Oh, this thing in stink cloud. Oh. 0. Love it in stink cloud. Ride the cart into the stink cloud for fucking The bruise of the stink cloud.
Speaker 1 · [2:05:17]
Well, I was just But we don’t we don’t know that he’s a cart, so I’m just saying we should find ourselves a cart.
Speaker 1 · [2:05:25]
Alright. If
Speaker 3 · [2:05:26]
you sat on me, it would eviscerate me. Well,
Speaker 3 · [2:05:31]
right now,
Speaker 4 · [2:05:32]
they
Speaker 4 · [2:05:34]
all appear to be in a
Speaker 3 · [2:05:38]
In a nice little they’re short in the normal. Can
Speaker 1 · [2:05:42]
you describe what they see
Speaker 3 · [2:05:44]
when they walk in here?
Speaker 4 · [2:05:46]
Who?
Speaker 3 · [2:05:49]
Faf and Isilrod.
Speaker 3 · [2:05:53]
Like, are they looking I mean, are they looking at these guys slowly, like, approaching that? Yeah. Yeah. From their line of sight is basically all of the nudes
Speaker 0 · [2:06:04]
collapsing.
Speaker 0 · [2:06:05]
Well, at least 2
Speaker 0 · [2:06:06]
or 3 of them walking
Speaker 0 · [2:06:08]
out to which these nudes see y’all.
Speaker 3 · [2:06:13]
Who? Us? Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [2:06:15]
But it’s just a cart. But it’s just a cart. Right.
Speaker 0 · [2:06:18]
But with clip and hose.
Speaker 4 · [2:06:21]
So
Speaker 4 · [2:06:25]
Just a cart and crow. Will still have to do these things. Cart and crow, honestly
Speaker 3 · [2:06:29]
Same to you.
Speaker 3 · [2:06:31]
Yeah. Write that down. I tell Bonzo, like Cart crow. When we get back, we’re gonna have to make a little cart and crow back at the. Do
Speaker 3 · [2:06:39]
you wanna go chaos cart?
Speaker 1 · [2:06:42]
Is that
Speaker 2 · [2:06:43]
Yeah. I think we should chaos card this. Should we go we’re gonna have to find a card there.
Speaker 1 · [2:06:47]
Well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I wanna get the reward out.
Speaker 1 · [2:06:51]
Should we go we should hit it hard left here?
Speaker 3 · [2:06:55]
Do you know what?
Speaker 4 · [2:06:56]
I think we should wisely scope out this area
Speaker 4 · [2:07:01]
and then hit them with the stinking cloud right where they stand because I can catch all.
Speaker 2 · [2:07:06]
They’re they’re all on that. Yeah. Soft air. Maybe we just come around this corner. Distracted looking the other way.
Speaker 3 · [2:07:13]
Fucking stink them out. So you can come in from behind.
Speaker 1 · [2:07:17]
Oh, you want me to you want me to go After I stink them. You run bravely in this Yeah. Club. You know, I need I need a decoupling from these
Speaker 0 · [2:07:25]
from Moghammer and this sort of Well, okay. Just pausing right there.
Speaker 0 · [2:07:30]
Y’all will have initiative because we got cart crew. That’s a surprise.
Speaker 0 · [2:07:36]
They won’t expect they don’t they they don’t expect it. Is it initiative if we just begin with the stinking cloud? Yeah. Y’all are just gonna all get to do an action before I put everybody in the initiative. I’m looking around for something that I can page hand
Speaker 3 · [2:07:50]
in an epic manner. Is there any is there any cool levers I can pull?
Speaker 5 · [2:07:55]
No. Damn.
Speaker 1 · [2:07:58]
Worth a shot. Mhmm.
Speaker 0 · [2:08:01]
But we’ll start with with Isilrod.
Speaker 0 · [2:08:05]
But however y’all wanna do this, y’all are now in combat.
Speaker 0 · [2:08:09]
I throw Well, Faf wants to scurry and go get in in the cart,
Speaker 1 · [2:08:13]
but I don’t know if there’s time for that. You wanna get around into the cart? Yeah. That’s that’s why I wanna But I’m not sure if that
Speaker 0 · [2:08:19]
Bodius is a 150
Speaker 0 · [2:08:21]
pounds can hold you or 350 pounds.
Speaker 0 · [2:08:24]
He hasn’t become a super strong cart.
Speaker 2 · [2:08:27]
It’s kind of a momentum thing. It’s like riding riding a skateboard you jump on.
Speaker 1 · [2:08:31]
Mhmm. It has hooves.
Speaker 1 · [2:08:33]
Those got wheels. You’ve seen the picture of me?
Speaker 3 · [2:08:39]
It’s alright. Are there any high like, upper areas? Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [2:08:44]
You could definitely hold them. Alright. If you You can just hold Faf and Bonzo and.
Speaker 1 · [2:08:50]
Yeah. And you’ve seen you’ve seen the cart. Right? I mean, that’s a bulletproof cart, brother. Alright.
Speaker 3 · [2:08:57]
I well, I mean, it doesn’t I I think it doesn’t actually mean that I become a cart. It just means that I look like a cart. That’s right. You you are on his back.
Speaker 0 · [2:09:09]
It’s like Bodzgros on the shoulder, on his head. You’re now on his back.
Speaker 0 · [2:09:14]
So that’s fun.
Speaker 1 · [2:09:16]
That goes.
Speaker 2 · [2:09:18]
So I’m just gonna start yelling. Cart
Speaker 2 · [2:09:23]
and crib. I cast it. Stone and steel.
Speaker 0 · [2:09:26]
Alright. Cart, as you you basically come charging up behind, hop onto the cart. The cart starts rolling rolling in. In, It’s deeply in.
Speaker 0 · [2:09:35]
The stinking cloud is cast right now.
Speaker 0 · [2:09:38]
Yes. Do
Speaker 0 · [2:09:40]
you have the power to do the overlay or do need to do that? No. I can’t. Paying where you want the center to be? Well, I think I want the center. I’m trying to do my own measurements here.
Speaker 3 · [2:09:48]
How do I get can you give me the power to do circles?
Speaker 1 · [2:09:52]
No.
Speaker 3 · [2:09:55]
Y’all lost that privilege. Right?
Speaker 4 · [2:09:58]
Right? Like, where the track where the track ends and the 2 squares converge right there. Alright. And it’s a 20 foot A 20 foot radius. And the center is
Speaker 2 · [2:10:07]
That’s way more than 20 feet. 20 feet. He’s got the radius off. That’s a 20 feet radius. Holy shit. It’s fat as fuck. Yeah. Boy.
Speaker 1 · [2:10:16]
Yeah. It’s fucking monsters. Huge.
Speaker 0 · [2:10:19]
Where do you want it? Like, further this way? Or That’s perfect. Right there? Mhmm. Yeah. Fantastic.
Speaker 1 · [2:10:25]
Can you describe
Speaker 1 · [2:10:26]
these, like,
Speaker 1 · [2:10:28]
these lava troughs?
Speaker 1 · [2:10:30]
Like, what’s the what’s the vertical
Speaker 0 · [2:10:33]
Mhmm. Platforming
Speaker 3 · [2:10:34]
here? It’s about a 5 foot drop. Drop.
Speaker 0 · [2:10:38]
Into this pit below? Right. And then the troughs are all kind of posted up on the side. Okay. So those are ladders down into a lower section?
Speaker 0 · [2:10:48]
Those aren’t like yeah. You could call it that, but they’re just, like, short little 5 foot ladders.
Speaker 3 · [2:10:53]
Okay.
Speaker 3 · [2:10:54]
Is there anything above? Like, is there a ceiling what’s the ceiling look like? The ceiling is just like mine rock cave.
Speaker 1 · [2:11:01]
Mine rock cave. Any, like, ledges or chandeliers?
Speaker 1 · [2:11:05]
Or No.
Speaker 2 · [2:11:07]
So this cart that Faf is on, it’s hauling ass right now. It’s taking in a lot of details.
Speaker 2 · [2:11:13]
Yeah. You can tell it’s great for Okay. So how tall is the ceiling?
Speaker 0 · [2:11:18]
Like, 25 feet.
Speaker 1 · [2:11:20]
Okay.
Speaker 1 · [2:11:21]
That’s
Speaker 1 · [2:11:22]
good. That’s good. That’s good now. Okay. Whose turn is it?
Speaker 1 · [2:11:26]
It’s now It’s stinking cloud. So the stinking cloud goes all the way to the ceiling. As the cart
Speaker 1 · [2:11:32]
approaches,
Speaker 1 · [2:11:36]
I I cast my bonus action. I misty step.
Speaker 1 · [2:11:42]
Oh.
Speaker 1 · [2:11:43]
Cast 1 misty step as a bonus action. I can teleport up to 30 feet.
Speaker 1 · [2:11:49]
So I’m gonna use that and measure what is 30 feet just outside of the cloud.
Speaker 3 · [2:11:56]
30 feet. Perfect. I’m gonna
Speaker 3 · [2:11:59]
I wanna go.
Speaker 3 · [2:12:01]
I’m gonna go to, like, the top corner here. This is
Speaker 1 · [2:12:08]
right here. I’m gonna stand on top of this cart.
Speaker 1 · [2:12:14]
Does that mean that we
Speaker 1 · [2:12:17]
teleport with him? No.
Speaker 0 · [2:12:19]
You you get to, like, technically, like, inside of you. Yeah. But Faf’s, when I mentioned, is, you know, you don’t get Bodius
Speaker 0 · [2:12:27]
is there.
Speaker 0 · [2:12:28]
He disappears. The car disappears.
Speaker 0 · [2:12:31]
Bam. He’s on the he’s now stand a cart once a cart is now standing on a cart. Meanwhile, Faf and Bonzo,
Speaker 0 · [2:12:38]
the momentum carriers
Speaker 0 · [2:12:39]
carriers y’all in. Y’all are not Damn you. In. But you’re not gonna start your
Speaker 0 · [2:12:45]
turn there, but y’all can do attacks now. And I’m gonna I’m gonna elder blast
Speaker 3 · [2:12:49]
once I because that was my bonus action. My main action is gonna be an elder blast.
Speaker 0 · [2:12:53]
Alright. God. Misty said it was a bonus action. It was lit. And I’m gonna I’m gonna get
Speaker 3 · [2:12:59]
1 of the
Speaker 3 · [2:13:00]
1 of the
Speaker 3 · [2:13:02]
boys up front
Speaker 3 · [2:13:04]
to the right in front of Bonzo.
Speaker 1 · [2:13:09]
So
Speaker 1 · [2:13:10]
it’s a
Speaker 1 · [2:13:12]
14 14 plus 7.
Speaker 1 · [2:13:14]
So, like, know, 22,
Speaker 1 · [2:13:19]
Speaker 3 · [2:13:22]
Assuming that hits.
Speaker 1 · [2:13:24]
And then 1 d 10 plus 4.
Speaker 1 · [2:13:28]
20 minutes.
Speaker 1 · [2:13:30]
So 7 plus 4 is 13 or
Speaker 1 · [2:13:34]
fuck. I’m a better man. 11.
Speaker 1 · [2:13:36]
Alright. We’re gonna say you did 11 down and still warrior d, the closest 1 to you. No. No. No. I I cast a warrior b. I wanna hit Bonzo.
Speaker 0 · [2:13:46]
Okay.
Speaker 4 · [2:13:47]
The 1 next to Bonzo. The 1 next to Bonzo.
Speaker 0 · [2:13:53]
Got it.
Speaker 0 · [2:13:54]
Okay. Now
Speaker 0 · [2:13:56]
let’s go to
Speaker 0 · [2:13:58]
Bonzo and Faf’s surprise attack.
Speaker 1 · [2:14:02]
Surprise attack?
Speaker 0 · [2:14:03]
This was this was y’all’s best strategy yet.
Speaker 0 · [2:14:07]
They’re really coming in y’all’s Was it? You get a surprise attack. Stinklab
Speaker 1 · [2:14:12]
is on the card. You are getting a free turn. Are we Note that note that I’m still a card. For real. You’re still a card over there? You’re not selling so you’re not selling Come on. Come on. Card on card. He’s a card. There’s a little card on card action. There’s a card.
Speaker 1 · [2:14:28]
A card, now a man standing on a card. You know what they say? Once a card, always a card. Mhmm. Hell, yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [2:14:35]
So
Speaker 1 · [2:14:36]
Where are we at? Midtown, I’m rolling in this card.
Speaker 1 · [2:14:40]
Are we
Speaker 1 · [2:14:42]
are we
Speaker 1 · [2:14:44]
starting out in the cloud, though? Are this No. You’re good because this is a surprise attack. Okay.
Speaker 0 · [2:14:50]
Momentum is taking us into the cloud. Yeah. Yeah. It’s all, like, happening at once. If you So y’all are in as the clouds drop and as that eldritch blast is blasting
Speaker 0 · [2:15:01]
Yeah. And y’all are also swinging. It’s kinda all, like I’m perfect. Faf’s gonna engage flying to orbit across. He’s just got his
Speaker 2 · [2:15:09]
his axe in 1 hand and his fish shield in the other, and he’s kinda head 1st just like
Speaker 2 · [2:15:15]
flying through the air like like this
Speaker 2 · [2:15:18]
with the intention of of just, like, clothes hanger in both warrior b and warrior e.
Speaker 3 · [2:15:24]
Okay.
Speaker 1 · [2:15:29]
A double attack on them. Yes. A cleaving attack. And you can always hop out of the cloud, and it doesn’t affect you. Right? Right. It’s it’s just if you start your turn in the cloud.
Speaker 2 · [2:15:40]
So for the 1st attack against warrior b,
Speaker 2 · [2:15:44]
Faf rolls 19.
Speaker 0 · [2:15:47]
Okay.
Speaker 2 · [2:15:48]
And for warrior
Speaker 2 · [2:15:49]
b, oh, fuck. That’s the shield side.
Speaker 0 · [2:15:53]
We we roll a 9.
Speaker 0 · [2:15:57]
Okay. The shield side does not hit. Alright.
Speaker 1 · [2:16:02]
The other side does 6 damage.
Speaker 3 · [2:16:06]
Okay.
Speaker 1 · [2:16:07]
It’s a wordy.
Speaker 1 · [2:16:09]
Yes.
Speaker 2 · [2:16:11]
So well, really, should be where your e against the damage. Why?
Speaker 2 · [2:16:15]
Because he carries the axe in his right hand. Okay.
Speaker 2 · [2:16:20]
It was kinda the 1st thing. And then from after making him back there, he’s gonna screw it right back out of the out of the stink club. Alright.
Speaker 0 · [2:16:29]
That that works.
Speaker 1 · [2:16:36]
Does that would that trigger an opportunity or something?
Speaker 1 · [2:16:39]
If it’s but you said that it’s a Surprise attack. Surprise attack. So I wouldn’t think it would. Fair enough. Bonzo.
Speaker 1 · [2:16:46]
Alright.
Speaker 1 · [2:16:48]
I’m gonna in the same manner, I’m flying into this stink cloud
Speaker 1 · [2:16:53]
blindly.
Speaker 1 · [2:16:54]
Can’t even see
Speaker 1 · [2:16:56]
where the
Speaker 1 · [2:16:57]
these people are, so I’m gonna use my primal savagery
Speaker 1 · [2:17:00]
and grow out my nails
Speaker 1 · [2:17:03]
and just, like, try to grasp out 1 nail, 1 claw?
Speaker 1 · [2:17:08]
No. All nails.
Speaker 1 · [2:17:09]
You don’t have the claw? Well, it’s it’s on my back. Put it on. Oh, that’s another thing. So you have the the lobster lobster claw as my
Speaker 1 · [2:17:19]
my
Speaker 1 · [2:17:21]
specialty weapon.
Speaker 1 · [2:17:24]
And I’m just gonna try and claw at any creature, hopefully, warrior b as
Speaker 1 · [2:17:29]
I fly through this stink cloud blindly. You’re going?
Speaker 1 · [2:17:35]
So let’s see.
Speaker 0 · [2:17:39]
D 20. That’s Nat 20.
Speaker 0 · [2:17:43]
Yeah. Double damage.
Speaker 1 · [2:17:47]
Alright. And then do 2
Speaker 1 · [2:17:51]
d tens.
Speaker 4 · [2:17:58]
So
Speaker 1 · [2:18:00]
6
Speaker 1 · [2:18:02]
and
Speaker 1 · [2:18:03]
a
Speaker 0 · [2:18:05]
and a 9.
Speaker 0 · [2:18:07]
So 15.
Speaker 0 · [2:18:08]
Alright. Will it be
Speaker 0 · [2:18:10]
that?
Speaker 0 · [2:18:12]
The the primal
Speaker 0 · [2:18:13]
re of your savage re is is too much.
Speaker 0 · [2:18:18]
Alright.
Speaker 1 · [2:18:22]
And then as my bonus action, I’ll do a dash so that I can make it, like, across to this stink cloud
Speaker 1 · [2:18:28]
on the other side where there’s, like, little rocks
Speaker 0 · [2:18:31]
and hammers are. Oh, okay. Dashing through them.
Speaker 1 · [2:18:41]
I imagine you do some, like, wall bangs. Oh, yeah. I’m doing I’m doing, like, a drunken, like
Speaker 0 · [2:18:47]
Parkour? Yeah. Parkour. Oh, yeah. It’s Jackie Chan was famous for
Speaker 0 · [2:18:52]
drunken fighting
Speaker 0 · [2:18:54]
style. Would? Or somebody was.
Speaker 0 · [2:18:56]
Yeah. Yeah. Jackie Chan was. He’d do a drunken fighting style. Drunken
Speaker 0 · [2:19:00]
parkour.
Speaker 1 · [2:19:02]
Drunken parkour.
Speaker 1 · [2:19:03]
Like, it looks drunk, but it’s perfectly executed. Executed. Alright. Yeah. That goes. Alright.
Speaker 0 · [2:19:09]
Very good. As everyone everyone is gone now with their y’all successfully killed 1 fire new lawyer.
Speaker 0 · [2:19:16]
We will go to
Speaker 0 · [2:19:19]
the fire nudes. What do they need a roll for the same club?
Speaker 4 · [2:19:24]
Oops. Sorry.
Speaker 1 · [2:19:27]
Constitution 12.
Speaker 0 · [2:19:30]
1st one’s a fail. Fire nude lawyer a is locked in.
Speaker 0 · [2:19:35]
This is up to you to keep up with who are locked down or not. Fire
Speaker 0 · [2:19:40]
nuke warrior c.
Speaker 2 · [2:19:42]
You skip you skip Moghammer. He’s not doing anything. You want Moghammer to go? No. He’s cool. He’s chill. He’s also got, yeah, minus 9 damage. Yeah. Keep him safe.
Speaker 0 · [2:19:53]
Alright. Firework. New. Yeah. Firework.
Speaker 1 · [2:19:57]
Jesus.
Speaker 1 · [2:19:58]
Holy shit.
Speaker 1 · [2:20:02]
Shit.
Speaker 0 · [2:20:05]
Succeeds.
Speaker 0 · [2:20:08]
And we’ll take this turn.
Speaker 1 · [2:20:12]
1
Speaker 1 · [2:20:13]
C
Speaker 1 · [2:20:14]
succeeds.
Speaker 0 · [2:20:17]
But he’s confused by what the crowd is anyway. And he watches
Speaker 0 · [2:20:22]
he spits fire directly
Speaker 0 · [2:20:24]
at
Speaker 0 · [2:20:26]
Faf.
Speaker 0 · [2:20:28]
Faf and your dexterity saving throw.
Speaker 2 · [2:20:31]
Woah. Woah. Woah. Woah. That’s a that’s a d
Speaker 2 · [2:20:33]
- Uh-huh.
Speaker 1 · [2:20:36]
Speaker 2 · [2:20:41]
You succeed.
Speaker 2 · [2:20:42]
So you take 4 damage. What?
Speaker 2 · [2:20:45]
Yeah. I succeed and still take damage. It’s horseshit. Not damage.
Speaker 1 · [2:20:50]
Uh-huh.
Speaker 0 · [2:20:52]
It’s horseshit.
Speaker 1 · [2:20:53]
Okay. Fire fire
Speaker 0 · [2:20:55]
nuclear d
Speaker 0 · [2:20:59]
fails.
Speaker 0 · [2:21:04]
And
Speaker 0 · [2:21:06]
we’re back to your turn, master, Natalie.
Speaker 3 · [2:21:09]
Oh, shit.
Speaker 0 · [2:21:17]
The
Speaker 0 · [2:21:19]
initiative. Y’all all got y’all seat free turn that happened at the same time, basically, and then y’all rolled in the shivers.
Speaker 1 · [2:21:27]
So,
Speaker 1 · [2:21:30]
yeah, I’m still breathing all hard from going through that stink bubble.
Speaker 1 · [2:21:35]
Then I sizzled my breath again, and I’m like, go back in. And
Speaker 1 · [2:21:43]
run
Speaker 1 · [2:21:45]
straight for fire new warrior d. Alright. And I just I can’t see anything, so I’m just clawing.
Speaker 1 · [2:21:51]
You’re primal? I’m primal. I’m going primal. What do you roll?
Speaker 1 · [2:21:58]
We got a dirty 14.
Speaker 1 · [2:22:01]
Oh, that misses. Oh, shit. Wait. Is that with all the bonuses?
Speaker 1 · [2:22:06]
Yeah. Yeah. That’s it.
Speaker 4 · [2:22:13]
Okay.
Speaker 1 · [2:22:16]
I get 2 attacks actually per action, so I’m gonna try it again.
Speaker 1 · [2:22:20]
Keep clawing at him. That’s a 16.
Speaker 2 · [2:22:24]
Alright.
Speaker 4 · [2:22:31]
Well, we got a 4
Speaker 1 · [2:22:34]
dealing
Speaker 1 · [2:22:37]
13 damage.
Speaker 5 · [2:22:38]
Oh, yeah. On d?
Speaker 1 · [2:22:41]
On d. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [2:22:45]
Diet.
Speaker 1 · [2:22:47]
Alright. And
Speaker 1 · [2:22:49]
did they get an opportunity to attack if I run away?
Speaker 1 · [2:22:55]
Re
Speaker 3 · [2:22:57]
yes. They do. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [2:22:59]
Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [2:23:00]
If it’s not
Speaker 1 · [2:23:02]
if it’s not a
Speaker 1 · [2:23:04]
like, if they’re
Speaker 1 · [2:23:05]
knocked down or if it’s not like a Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [2:23:08]
Yeah. That
Speaker 1 · [2:23:10]
I don’t Okay.
Speaker 1 · [2:23:12]
Well, good thing I’m a monk, and I can use
Speaker 1 · [2:23:19]
my step of the wind.
Speaker 1 · [2:23:22]
Where is it?
Speaker 1 · [2:23:25]
Wait.
Speaker 1 · [2:23:27]
I can use my patient defense,
Speaker 1 · [2:23:29]
which means I can disengage action as a bonus action,
Speaker 1 · [2:23:35]
which I think means that I can
Speaker 1 · [2:23:38]
I don’t get
Speaker 1 · [2:23:40]
opportunity tagged?
Speaker 1 · [2:23:44]
Like spending a month point? Mhmm.
Speaker 3 · [2:23:50]
She’s getting pretty big. No. The bigger the
Speaker 0 · [2:23:53]
bigger.
Speaker 3 · [2:23:54]
You’re gonna have to play with her when she runs out of my arm.
Speaker 1 · [2:24:13]
It’s so funny. I always do. It’s like a rotating wheel.
Speaker 1 · [2:24:18]
Do you guys let that happen?
Speaker 1 · [2:24:20]
I mean, no. You don’t have a choice? Her off. But And she just jumps right back on. And then we pulled her out that forehead.
Speaker 1 · [2:24:28]
We’ll move her out when it’s time for her to be moved out.
Speaker 1 · [2:24:33]
Alright. What’s happening? Yeah. I disengaged out of my bonus action. So Nice. I got out of the stink bubble back to where I was started. So
Speaker 1 · [2:24:46]
it is.
Speaker 1 · [2:24:48]
Turn around there.
Speaker 1 · [2:24:50]
Right. Okay. Fire mute.
Speaker 1 · [2:24:54]
We’re e.
Speaker 0 · [2:24:56]
Slash
Speaker 0 · [2:24:57]
twice at bath.
Speaker 1 · [2:25:00]
Missus.
Speaker 1 · [2:25:01]
Missus.
Speaker 1 · [2:25:04]
Nice.
Speaker 1 · [2:25:05]
Body assistant.
Speaker 1 · [2:25:07]
K. Time to work a little magic here, boys.
Speaker 2 · [2:25:11]
Mhmm. If you tickle their pits, they calm down. It’s just a thing.
Speaker 2 · [2:25:16]
Really? I mean, you can. You guys are doing this? Perfect. 1st time I’ve heard that? Totally a thing. But Tickle their pits?
Speaker 0 · [2:25:23]
I do yeah. Picking them up under
Speaker 0 · [2:25:26]
Mhmm.
Speaker 3 · [2:25:28]
Of Drinking them.
Speaker 0 · [2:25:33]
She bought his
Speaker 0 · [2:25:35]
Scratcher.
Speaker 0 · [2:25:36]
I’m gonna cast What’s that? She scratched a lot. I didn’t even scratched a lot. She’s eating all the plants and stuff. Bonus action She finds shit. She, like, finds she she broke she found all of these.
Speaker 3 · [2:25:48]
I’m casting eggs. Of statues,
Speaker 0 · [2:25:51]
which is why they’re not out, were in that fucking or up there in that
Speaker 0 · [2:25:56]
basket.
Speaker 0 · [2:25:57]
Yep. She pulled them out 1 by 1, and we found them scattered
Speaker 0 · [2:26:01]
around the house. I’m so serious. What are you fucking kidding me right now?
Speaker 1 · [2:26:06]
I’m casting on warrior d
Speaker 1 · [2:26:09]
hex
Speaker 3 · [2:26:13]
Alright.
Speaker 3 · [2:26:14]
Which
Speaker 3 · [2:26:15]
gives me a 1 d 6.
Speaker 1 · [2:26:20]
Yeah. And then I’m gonna do a
Speaker 1 · [2:26:23]
that’s a bonus action. And then I’m gonna do,
Speaker 1 · [2:26:27]
you know,
Speaker 1 · [2:26:29]
bonus for spending.
Speaker 1 · [2:26:31]
Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [2:26:32]
I know that. We all have a I believe you know that. You don’t got a thing.
Speaker 1 · [2:26:39]
7
Speaker 1 · [2:26:41]
plus 7 is 14.
Speaker 1 · [2:26:46]
It’s 14.
Speaker 1 · [2:27:03]
So you’re all just blasting us. They missed. So I’m chilling.
Speaker 1 · [2:27:09]
That’s not how I imagine Clarky, though. Where’s Bonzo in this thing?
Speaker 2 · [2:27:16]
You want me to make an image of Bonzo? I’m not even in this cart. Oh, wait. He’s the crow. He is in the cart. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [2:27:23]
In the cart. He’s the crow. I missed it. Sorry. It
Speaker 1 · [2:27:28]
gave me, like, armor.
Speaker 1 · [2:27:30]
Yeah. Crow armor.
Speaker 1 · [2:27:33]
Wait.
Speaker 1 · [2:27:35]
So sick.
Speaker 1 · [2:27:38]
Clarky is kinda hard. Yeah. Clarky is kinda hard.
Speaker 2 · [2:27:44]
You’re a lot more pirate than I expected.
Speaker 1 · [2:27:46]
Mhmm. It’s raw. It’s definitely a pirate rod. Where’s the monk? It it wouldn’t let me Or could be out of image creation. Ah, gotcha.
Speaker 1 · [2:27:56]
Alright. If you wanna send me a promo code, put in like a hyper real thing. I’m not sure if the hyper real aesthetic is it. Yeah. No. I think mine’s a little cartoonish, isn’t it?
Speaker 2 · [2:28:07]
The the Faf 1 with with with Mogham.
Speaker 1 · [2:28:11]
I like anime characters, though. You like anime? Yeah. What if we do some anime? I mean, the lobster claw Naruto is the anime
Speaker 1 · [2:28:19]
shit with the glasses and the PB Blinders out. It’s like Okay.
Speaker 1 · [2:28:23]
I’m gonna have a mine start to
Speaker 3 · [2:28:26]
generate images for all the main pages
Speaker 3 · [2:28:29]
on the wiki. Good.
Speaker 0 · [2:28:31]
That should be good.
Speaker 0 · [2:28:33]
Alright. Is that your turnbodius? What is it?
Speaker 0 · [2:28:37]
It’s connected to Alright. Fire nude lawyer f.
Speaker 0 · [2:28:42]
Also
Speaker 0 · [2:28:45]
addresses what it it sees.
Speaker 1 · [2:28:47]
Oh, it’s got a little
Speaker 1 · [2:29:04]
mean, I have 1 beef. It’s like a like Kodak. Dude. Is
Speaker 1 · [2:29:08]
there much less? It’s like Kodak too.
Speaker 1 · [2:29:11]
Is. It’s
Speaker 2 · [2:29:13]
like that. Done it. I’ve done it with
Speaker 2 · [2:29:16]
clawed.
Speaker 1 · [2:29:17]
Yep. He’s Rob. How you doing? Yeah. Yeah. It just reloaded.
Speaker 4 · [2:29:25]
Let’s see. Just sacred flame again. It’s like 2510
Speaker 4 · [2:29:29]
soul. Mhmm.
Speaker 0 · [2:29:38]
I can give you all your information. It’s like, you’re fucking dropping an API? Because the
Speaker 1 · [2:29:44]
sacred flame is does the most API is connected to it. I guess, but I don’t get any bonus attacks.
Speaker 3 · [2:29:52]
Like, for Discord. Mhmm.
Speaker 3 · [2:29:54]
It’s a it’s connected as a
Speaker 1 · [2:29:57]
bot in Discord. Discord has a
Speaker 1 · [2:30:00]
bot.
Speaker 3 · [2:30:04]
Froze.
Speaker 5 · [2:30:06]
Oh,
Speaker 5 · [2:30:08]
just crashed.
Speaker 1 · [2:30:11]
What’s happening? Well, you got a 12.
Speaker 4 · [2:30:15]
You got a
Speaker 0 · [2:30:16]
I did sacred flame. Oh my god. That’s our Sacred flame, bro? Oh, yeah. No. That’s holy right. That’s holy damage.
Speaker 0 · [2:30:23]
Yeah.
Speaker 4 · [2:30:24]
What’s your what you don’t like You don’t like the flame? They’re immune to fire damage. They’re yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [2:30:30]
They’re good. I was about to do So
Speaker 1 · [2:30:39]
you gotta you gotta roll for them, brother? Correct.
Speaker 0 · [2:30:43]
Miss I mean, sorry. Fail.
Speaker 1 · [2:30:45]
That is so fucking killer.
Speaker 1 · [2:30:49]
Speaker 1 · [2:30:52]
0
Speaker 1 · [2:30:55]
my god.
Speaker 1 · [2:31:10]
Is
Speaker 1 · [2:31:11]
he Japanese? What do you think of this? That’s the 1. I’m obsessed.
Speaker 1 · [2:31:16]
Made in Japanese.
Speaker 0 · [2:31:21]
Oh, if only we can get the lobster claw on hand, dude. What is this? He’s got a coonskin hat.
Speaker 1 · [2:31:28]
Where is the coonskin coming from? No. It’s not supposed to be a coonskin. It’s supposed to be a pinky blind. Well, he started out with a coonskin hat, and I had them in my character.
Speaker 1 · [2:31:37]
And it and then I told him he has a pinky blinders hat, but I combined the 2. So he has Pinky kink skin? He has a pinky pinky
Speaker 1 · [2:31:45]
kink skin.
Speaker 1 · [2:31:47]
Actually, pretty dope to look. Dude, the manga the manga style is pretty sick. Dude,
Speaker 1 · [2:31:53]
that is really sick. That is tight.
Speaker 1 · [2:31:56]
We should come up with an art style, and I can have the entire Wiki be a specific art style.
Speaker 0 · [2:32:03]
D’Gnorwol. He like he does, like,
Speaker 1 · [2:32:05]
looks like spoken word.
Speaker 2 · [2:32:08]
Remake this image of Faf, but do it in a manga style. Manga
Speaker 0 · [2:32:12]
cowboy bebop style. Kinda cowboy bebop looking. Alright. There’s no question that Bonzo looks the coolest at present.
Speaker 0 · [2:32:20]
Can’t understand the Moghammer.
Speaker 0 · [2:32:22]
He’s amazing. The lobster gloves. So fucking stupid.
Speaker 0 · [2:32:27]
The blind. I was like, you’ve always gotta rock the glasses. I know. The dark side glasses are actually pretty sick.
Speaker 1 · [2:32:33]
But this whole the
Speaker 1 · [2:32:35]
hat with the.
Speaker 0 · [2:32:36]
Yeah. Okay. It’s kind of iconic. You’re right.
Speaker 0 · [2:32:40]
But there needs to be 1 with him, Moghammer, the lobster claw.
Speaker 1 · [2:32:44]
Moghammer.
Speaker 1 · [2:32:45]
Okay. Tell him to get rid of all these. He does.
Speaker 3 · [2:32:49]
Where are we? Faf.
Speaker 2 · [2:32:52]
Alright. So
Speaker 2 · [2:32:54]
Faf is
Speaker 2 · [2:32:56]
kinda just chill ing outside of the stink cloud.
Speaker 2 · [2:33:01]
And
Speaker 2 · [2:33:03]
think, like,
Speaker 2 · [2:33:04]
Darth Maul versus Obi Wan Kenobi where they’re both kinda, like, just, like, vibing
Speaker 2 · [2:33:09]
with the little laser walls
Speaker 2 · [2:33:11]
for a 2nd there. Faf kinda like
Speaker 2 · [2:33:14]
Faf’s kinda like just like Darth Maul. He’s like twisting his his debt collector. He’s just, like, standing there waiting. Spitting
Speaker 1 · [2:33:21]
it and then do and then sharpening it. Yeah. Yeah. The the dual. But
Speaker 2 · [2:33:27]
then the the laser wall doesn’t come down because the stink cloud’s still up. The Faf just runs right through it. And it takes 1 big swipe at both h and e.
Speaker 2 · [2:33:40]
Alright.
Speaker 2 · [2:33:42]
So we have a 16.
Speaker 1 · [2:33:45]
Hits.
Speaker 1 · [2:33:48]
Oh. And a 9. Is that damage?
Speaker 2 · [2:33:51]
Let’s see. That doesn’t hit. Right? It’s not hit? Mhmm. K. For the 16,
Speaker 2 · [2:33:58]
we do 7
Speaker 2 · [2:34:00]
damage
Speaker 2 · [2:34:01]
on
Speaker 2 · [2:34:02]
h.
Speaker 2 · [2:34:04]
And then Faf
Speaker 1 · [2:34:07]
backward rolls back out of the stink cloud Uh-huh. And kinda finishes in a very Darth Maul, like, finishing pose with his arms out wide, like, kinda yeah.
Speaker 1 · [2:34:17]
That’s
Speaker 0 · [2:34:20]
the start. Nice. Okay. So you did 7 on h and none of That’s it. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [2:34:24]
Alright.
Speaker 1 · [2:34:26]
Alright. What the fuck is going on?
Speaker 0 · [2:34:31]
Is weird The on the the,
Speaker 0 · [2:34:34]
like, playtime
Speaker 0 · [2:34:35]
on this song is a lightsaber.
Speaker 0 · [2:34:40]
Oh, yeah. It’s kinda cool. So they have, like, song specific
Speaker 1 · [2:34:44]
now. Like Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [2:34:46]
We
Speaker 3 · [2:34:47]
not Maggie Rogers. What’s her name? That did punish her. Her, like, new music video has a fly as, like, the Phoebe Rudgers? Yeah. Phoebe Rudgers. It
Speaker 3 · [2:34:56]
has, like, a fly as the, like, scrubbing thing.
Speaker 5 · [2:35:00]
Interesting.
Speaker 5 · [2:35:01]
Scrubbing.
Speaker 0 · [2:35:04]
Alright.
Speaker 0 · [2:35:05]
Were your a, were they stink clotted?
Speaker 1 · [2:35:09]
Yeah. They’re stink clotted. C is the only 1 that got out.
Speaker 0 · [2:35:13]
Oh. So, yeah, a atherolia or
Speaker 1 · [2:35:17]
Yeah. I can start with that.
Speaker 1 · [2:35:21]
They’ll
Speaker 1 · [2:35:22]
My
Speaker 3 · [2:35:23]
god. This is really their whole turn, but now I think this is They can move, though. Right?
Speaker 0 · [2:35:30]
Are they stuck in it forever if they don’t roll? I think they can
Speaker 3 · [2:35:34]
move. They just can’t
Speaker 3 · [2:35:37]
Oh, right. While they’re in the cloud.
Speaker 2 · [2:35:41]
Right. You’re right. Okay. They can But they also don’t know which way is out.
Speaker 0 · [2:35:46]
Mean, it’s pretty complicated. It
Speaker 4 · [2:35:48]
lingers in the air for the duration or until strong wind
Speaker 4 · [2:35:52]
starts in the sphere.
Speaker 1 · [2:35:56]
Toth They
Speaker 1 · [2:35:58]
can move out of it. Yeah. But
Speaker 0 · [2:36:01]
they can’t take a turn. Fire in a moves out of it. They actually all would have moved out of it. Right?
Speaker 1 · [2:36:08]
I mean, they’re Yeah. They would have fairly like Smart.
Speaker 0 · [2:36:12]
C is moving out of it as well. C was already out.
Speaker 1 · [2:36:19]
Does B Bonzo?
Speaker 1 · [2:36:20]
B
Speaker 1 · [2:36:21]
is dead.
Speaker 0 · [2:36:24]
God. I just keep going back to that damn meat. I’m just like, oh,
Speaker 1 · [2:36:28]
there’s Tofu.
Speaker 0 · [2:36:32]
Look at that big old bone. Yeah. I gotta see him next to to Spike.
Speaker 0 · [2:36:37]
Size differences in the areas.
Speaker 2 · [2:36:40]
Or both of You’ll see him when Toth is eyes get all big. You’ll see him picture.
Speaker 1 · [2:36:44]
Yeah. It’s ridiculous. Yeah. He has huge.
Speaker 1 · [2:36:48]
He’s fucking crazy.
Speaker 1 · [2:36:50]
Wait.
Speaker 1 · [2:36:52]
Totho. That’s unreal, is it? Totho. No. That is not. Totho.
Speaker 1 · [2:36:58]
That’s hilarious. Totho.
Speaker 1 · [2:37:01]
Man,
Speaker 1 · [2:37:03]
think I just gotta go.
Speaker 1 · [2:37:06]
I’m going back in.
Speaker 1 · [2:37:08]
Do the same exact thing.
Speaker 1 · [2:37:11]
Run back in. This
Speaker 1 · [2:37:17]
time, I’m using
Speaker 1 · [2:37:19]
my claw, to go out warrior d.
Speaker 1 · [2:37:23]
And
Speaker 1 · [2:37:24]
just
Speaker 1 · [2:37:25]
gonna turn turn around his fiery neck. Hope it just pinches it. Pitch. Pitch.
Speaker 1 · [2:37:31]
And that’s gonna do
Speaker 1 · [2:37:39]
That does 14,
Speaker 1 · [2:37:41]
d 14 or dirty 14.
Speaker 1 · [2:37:44]
Doesn’t do it. Oh, fucker. Alright. I could back up.
Speaker 1 · [2:37:49]
Primals savagery. Start calling at this bitch.
Speaker 1 · [2:37:53]
The Clock. Clock. Clock. That’s a 14 too. Damn.
Speaker 1 · [2:37:57]
And,
Speaker 1 · [2:37:58]
like,
Speaker 1 · [2:38:01]
escape. Escape.
Speaker 1 · [2:38:02]
Use my escape action to go right back up.
Speaker 0 · [2:38:07]
Nice. Alright.
Speaker 0 · [2:38:09]
E.
Speaker 0 · [2:38:11]
We’ll move out of the cloud.
Speaker 0 · [2:38:15]
Bias.
Speaker 1 · [2:38:16]
I target d
Speaker 1 · [2:38:18]
again.
Speaker 1 · [2:38:19]
He’s still hexed.
Speaker 1 · [2:38:22]
And I crank
Speaker 1 · [2:38:26]
a Elder Blast.
Speaker 1 · [2:38:29]
Alright. I’m
Speaker 1 · [2:38:36]
gonna just use my luck and reroll.
Speaker 4 · [2:38:39]
Oh, there
Speaker 1 · [2:38:40]
it is. Finally, you’re he is.
Speaker 3 · [2:38:43]
And I rerolled before. It was bullshit.
Speaker 3 · [2:38:46]
I’m just gonna I’m just gonna YOLO my heroic inspiration. Bam.
Speaker 0 · [2:38:51]
God. Should I? Why not, dude? Whatever.
Speaker 0 · [2:38:55]
Do it again.
Speaker 1 · [2:38:56]
Where is the fucking tower? Where is the fucking tower?
Speaker 1 · [2:39:00]
This
Speaker 1 · [2:39:01]
is not going well.
Speaker 0 · [2:39:05]
The tower is good luck. I I want a bigger and badder version of this tower. Dude,
Speaker 0 · [2:39:11]
we can make 1.
Speaker 1 · [2:39:13]
We can make 1. Did you 3 d print this? Yeah. We can make 1, like, ridiculously tall by just keep stacking them. Yeah. And have it feel like this and just, like, wood on the top. That’d be fucking epic. Like, 5 minutes for it to drop out.
Speaker 4 · [2:39:27]
Oh my god. Okay. It’s 14 fucking 14. 3
Speaker 3 · [2:39:31]
dog shit rolls in a row. That is tough.
Speaker 3 · [2:39:37]
Yeah. It’s I mean,
Speaker 1 · [2:39:39]
let’s see.
Speaker 1 · [2:39:44]
No.
Speaker 1 · [2:39:47]
I got 1 upstairs.
Speaker 1 · [2:39:48]
What? I got a can upstairs.
Speaker 1 · [2:39:51]
That’s
Speaker 0 · [2:39:52]
my turn. That one’s got 1 left. That’s my fucking turn. That’s why I got a new 1. Alright. Cool.
Speaker 1 · [2:39:57]
Alright.
Speaker 0 · [2:39:58]
It’s warrior f. He also plays.
Speaker 4 · [2:40:03]
They’re all out.
Speaker 3 · [2:40:04]
Warrior g,
Speaker 3 · [2:40:06]
Speaker 0 · [2:40:08]
Warrior h,
Speaker 0 · [2:40:11]
Speaker 3 · [2:40:13]
0, fuck. So he passed by Faf. That’s an opportunity attack. Oh. I’ll take it. 17.
Speaker 1 · [2:40:21]
I like that. That is.
Speaker 1 · [2:40:23]
Good peeps.
Speaker 1 · [2:40:24]
Are you just checking them as they come out of the stink lock? With
Speaker 0 · [2:40:27]
Right. He said he emerges. It’s like in the last samurai where, like, people are running out of the fog, and then they run right out of the fog into a blade.
Speaker 1 · [2:40:36]
10 damage. 10 damage on warrior age.
Speaker 5 · [2:40:43]
Alright.
Speaker 3 · [2:40:44]
What do you got?
Speaker 4 · [2:40:47]
I
Speaker 0 · [2:40:48]
run up to warrior g. How did y’all do so much goddamn damage to the dragon so
Speaker 3 · [2:40:55]
I don’t know. We got hell of lot. We our our we had an epic plan. I used my lightning thing.
Speaker 3 · [2:41:00]
I fucking I stacked, like, 5 different debuffs on the 1 dude. I’m good at dealing single person damage,
Speaker 3 · [2:41:07]
personally. I also just threw a bunch of shit out of them that I had. You just tried to tank 3 times to do any single person damage. And I’m just kinda lucky. I was kinda lucky.
Speaker 4 · [2:41:18]
I’m gonna run up to warrior g.
Speaker 1 · [2:41:21]
Alright.
Speaker 4 · [2:41:23]
Stab him in the knee with a dagger.
Speaker 4 · [2:41:25]
Oh. So that he bends down and grabs his knee and goes, ah.
Speaker 4 · [2:41:30]
And then I’m gonna stand back up, and I’m gonna
Speaker 4 · [2:41:34]
Jim Henson warrior f.
Speaker 1 · [2:41:37]
Alright. Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [2:41:39]
Alright. This is a double
Speaker 0 · [2:41:41]
attack.
Speaker 0 · [2:41:42]
And you also have the Dragon Slayer’s Crossbow or the Giant Slayer’s Crossbow. It does less damage.
Speaker 5 · [2:41:48]
Right.
Speaker 4 · [2:41:56]
Dagger
Speaker 4 · [2:41:57]
is
Speaker 4 · [2:41:58]
12 plus 3,
Speaker 4 · [2:42:01]
Speaker 1 · [2:42:04]
That’s
Speaker 1 · [2:42:05]
And
Speaker 1 · [2:42:08]
1 damage.
Speaker 1 · [2:42:09]
Jeez.
Speaker 0 · [2:42:10]
Are
Speaker 4 · [2:42:12]
you sure you’re calculating that right? I do the roll to hit DC, and then the damage is 1 d 4. The zag here doesn’t do much.
Speaker 1 · [2:42:20]
None of my weapons. That’s why I do sacred flame all the time. Yeah. You made me self conscious. Alright. Alright. Kind
Speaker 1 · [2:42:27]
of utility cost?
Speaker 1 · [2:42:29]
The long sword also doesn’t do that much, and it’s minus 1 hit DC. Yeah. That’s true. What about quartz? Utility class. None of them are good. The best is You should be doing the you should talk to them about doing the the crossbow bar. But yeah.
Speaker 1 · [2:42:45]
Double cross yeah. I mean,
Speaker 1 · [2:42:47]
crossbow?
Speaker 3 · [2:42:48]
I don’t know. You you don’t have hand crossbows. No. He does.
Speaker 0 · [2:42:52]
You both of them are hand crossbows.
Speaker 3 · [2:42:55]
You can shoot them both. You can shoot them both. There’s an offhand and then a bonus action.
Speaker 1 · [2:43:01]
1 crossbow should be a bonus hand crossbow.
Speaker 0 · [2:43:05]
The other 1 is also a hand crossbow because it’s a puppet.
Speaker 1 · [2:43:11]
Jim
Speaker 0 · [2:43:14]
Henson is 2 handed or 1 hand?
Speaker 4 · [2:43:18]
Well, I was just doing a 2 handed attack anyways. You should be able to dual wield those motherfuckers.
Speaker 4 · [2:43:24]
If they’re both I feel like I was told last time well, honestly,
Speaker 1 · [2:43:30]
the hit DC is better with the dagger.
Speaker 4 · [2:43:34]
Jim Henson has a plus 4, though. That’s why I’m using Jim Henson. I’m doing the best with what I had. I
Speaker 0 · [2:43:41]
was shamed for using sacred flame.
Speaker 0 · [2:43:44]
Giant Slabbos is good. Should do Plus 1 hit DC
Speaker 4 · [2:43:48]
and fucking
Speaker 1 · [2:43:50]
1 d 6 plus 1 damage. It’s not that much difference, What
Speaker 1 · [2:43:54]
did you do to kill the dragon? Were you, like, you, like, sang it to death? Vicious mockery. Vicious mockery. 1 hit he sees pretty ass. But My spells Yeah. Kinda use coding your
Speaker 1 · [2:44:05]
shit and stuff, maybe. Like Well, I just I would do spells all the time, but I can’t do any bonus attacks. So
Speaker 4 · [2:44:13]
but,
Speaker 4 · [2:44:14]
anyways,
Speaker 4 · [2:44:15]
on to just And so why you guys tell me what my fucking character can do?
Speaker 1 · [2:44:21]
The bard is always Just 6 plus 4.
Speaker 3 · [2:44:25]
He gives up all these easy ones, fucking miss these stuff.
Speaker 1 · [2:44:29]
I have, like, 3.
Speaker 1 · [2:44:31]
Somebody. Fucking 1 attack.
Speaker 1 · [2:44:33]
Guys don’t know what it’s like.
Speaker 1 · [2:44:43]
Last thing that I had to a block of your shit. So easy.
Speaker 1 · [2:44:47]
Woah. Alright. 10
Speaker 1 · [2:44:49]
10 for the
Speaker 4 · [2:44:52]
Jim Hudson.
Speaker 4 · [2:44:54]
To hit it?
Speaker 3 · [2:44:56]
Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [2:44:57]
Does it hit?
Speaker 1 · [2:45:00]
No, brother.
Speaker 1 · [2:45:01]
You roll a fucking 6.
Speaker 3 · [2:45:04]
Does it hit? Tired of beating bullies.
Speaker 0 · [2:45:09]
I
Speaker 4 · [2:45:10]
Your suck, bro. I can’t remember anything in battle except tower. Except debilitate people for a few rounds.
Speaker 0 · [2:45:18]
Which is important. I mean, the the AI shouted out for stink cloud of kids.
Speaker 1 · [2:45:26]
Alright. I set up room for success. Stink cloud’s pretty OP. Alright, Faf. We’re back to you. None of you cats have taken any damage. Alright. Not
Speaker 1 · [2:45:34]
true. I have.
Speaker 2 · [2:45:38]
I Faf is
Speaker 2 · [2:45:40]
going to windmill his axe 1 way, then the other way, and then back the original way again and take a chop at both f and a,
Speaker 2 · [2:45:49]
swiping for the upper portions of their foreheads. He’s not trying to decapitate them. He’s trying to scalp them. Right. Right. And this is both your attacks? Yes.
Speaker 2 · [2:46:00]
1st 1 is a 17.
Speaker 0 · [2:46:02]
That’s how is he?
Speaker 2 · [2:46:04]
2nd 1 is a 24.
Speaker 1 · [2:46:07]
Yes. Alright.
Speaker 1 · [2:46:08]
So they both hit.
Speaker 1 · [2:46:10]
I’m gonna roll my 2 d 10.
Speaker 2 · [2:46:13]
We got a 10,
Speaker 2 · [2:46:15]
which is 14.
Speaker 1 · [2:46:18]
Mhmm.
Speaker 2 · [2:46:19]
And then a
Speaker 2 · [2:46:22]
a 9.
Speaker 2 · [2:46:24]
So f takes a 14, a takes a 9.
Speaker 1 · [2:46:27]
Alright.
Speaker 1 · [2:46:31]
And then
Speaker 1 · [2:46:33]
did that kill either of those guys? No.
Speaker 2 · [2:46:36]
Alright. As a bonus action,
Speaker 2 · [2:46:39]
Faf is gonna
Speaker 2 · [2:46:42]
spit on his axe
Speaker 2 · [2:46:44]
and then just
Speaker 2 · [2:46:46]
chop right at f’s throat 1 more game. Unnecessarily
Speaker 3 · [2:46:51]
tall dice tower. You can make it as tall as you want.
Speaker 3 · [2:46:54]
That’s at 18.
Speaker 0 · [2:46:56]
Mhmm.
Speaker 0 · [2:46:57]
You’re
Speaker 3 · [2:46:58]
doing your action surge? The action surge at at warrior f 18. That is.
Speaker 2 · [2:47:04]
For 9 damage.
Speaker 1 · [2:47:07]
That kills him. Yep.
Speaker 0 · [2:47:12]
You only use 1 attack on the action search? Do you get 2 attacks with an action search?
Speaker 2 · [2:47:17]
Yeah. It gives you a base with another action. Oh 0, because I get double attack. Okay. So then at
Speaker 2 · [2:47:25]
fire newt
Speaker 2 · [2:47:28]
warrior a,
Speaker 2 · [2:47:30]
I’m gonna gesture as if I’m hitting him, but then spinning backhand warrior h long arm
Speaker 3 · [2:47:36]
swinging him.
Speaker 1 · [2:47:39]
- That’s
Speaker 2 · [2:47:44]
a 9 plus 4. That kills. Kills?
Speaker 1 · [2:47:48]
Mhmm. Kill him dead.
Speaker 2 · [2:47:51]
Alright. So warrior a is still alive, but the other 2 is dead. And then there’s warrior a’s turn.
Speaker 1 · [2:47:56]
Fuck. And a double scimitar at you.
Speaker 0 · [2:48:05]
Let’s
Speaker 0 · [2:48:08]
go.
Speaker 1 · [2:48:09]
Alright. Where your c’s turn where is the c’s turn? The
Speaker 3 · [2:48:17]
I’m trying to see.
Speaker 0 · [2:48:19]
He
Speaker 0 · [2:48:21]
runs out to Isilrod, double centaurs.
Speaker 0 · [2:48:26]
Hit.
Speaker 0 · [2:48:28]
Hit.
Speaker 0 · [2:48:32]
You
Speaker 0 · [2:48:35]
take
Speaker 0 · [2:48:39]
10 damage. 10.
Speaker 0 · [2:48:41]
And
Speaker 0 · [2:48:44]
then it is weird d. It’s turn weird. Weird d.
Speaker 1 · [2:48:48]
I’m still Right now, Stink Cloud.
Speaker 0 · [2:48:51]
Get
Speaker 1 · [2:48:52]
caught because we’re roll out of there.
Speaker 1 · [2:48:55]
How long does the Stink Cloud last?
Speaker 2 · [2:48:58]
Until it breeze goes through.
Speaker 1 · [2:49:00]
Really? Alright.
Speaker 1 · [2:49:01]
Bonzo, your turn. 1 minute.
Speaker 1 · [2:49:04]
Okay.
Speaker 0 · [2:49:07]
You’re
Speaker 4 · [2:49:08]
less than a minute. It’s only a minute. It’s so dumb. I think 2 turns, though, is fair.
Speaker 1 · [2:49:14]
Yeah. Yeah. 2, 3 turns.
Speaker 1 · [2:49:18]
Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [2:49:20]
Alright. Bonzo, turn it up. Alright.
Speaker 1 · [2:49:23]
I’m gonna try and finish
Speaker 1 · [2:49:26]
off
Speaker 1 · [2:49:28]
little fireman d here.
Speaker 1 · [2:49:30]
Some cock sucker.
Speaker 1 · [2:49:33]
And you know how I’m gonna do it?
Speaker 1 · [2:49:35]
My primal sandwich.
Speaker 1 · [2:49:37]
Did you see that 1 coming? Bet you didn’t.
Speaker 1 · [2:49:40]
Yeah. So
Speaker 1 · [2:49:44]
let’s see.
Speaker 1 · [2:49:47]
We roll a d
Speaker 1 · [2:49:49]
Speaker 1 · [2:49:51]
That does not hit, I assume.
Speaker 1 · [2:49:55]
Does not. Next
Speaker 1 · [2:50:00]
1 is a is a d.
Speaker 1 · [2:50:03]
A dirty
Speaker 1 · [2:50:04]
- It does not hit.
Speaker 0 · [2:50:07]
No.
Speaker 1 · [2:50:08]
Alright.
Speaker 1 · [2:50:09]
My
Speaker 1 · [2:50:10]
bonus action now
Speaker 1 · [2:50:14]
is
Speaker 1 · [2:50:16]
I’m gonna take 2 unarmed strikes at this motherfucker.
Speaker 1 · [2:50:21]
And
Speaker 1 · [2:50:22]
the 1st 1
Speaker 1 · [2:50:25]
is
Speaker 1 · [2:50:26]
a
Speaker 1 · [2:50:28]
Speaker 3 · [2:50:31]
19 hit? You know that, boss.
Speaker 1 · [2:50:36]
What’s the Oh,
Speaker 1 · [2:50:38]
I gotta hear it.
Speaker 1 · [2:50:41]
God. I gotta get the crowd going.
Speaker 1 · [2:50:45]
And that does 1 damage.
Speaker 1 · [2:50:47]
Jesus. Alright. But
Speaker 1 · [2:50:49]
I get it 1 more on him. 1
Speaker 1 · [2:50:51]
more. 1 more.
Speaker 1 · [2:50:54]
And that 1 is an 11. It does not hit.
Speaker 1 · [2:50:57]
That is not.
Speaker 1 · [2:50:59]
Vortex.
Speaker 1 · [2:51:00]
No damage.
Speaker 0 · [2:51:05]
True. These guys are really,
Speaker 0 · [2:51:07]
really testing y’all right now. They’ve done, like, no damage. Alright. Fire warden,
Speaker 0 · [2:51:13]
weir e
Speaker 0 · [2:51:14]
is fire warden, weir e is going on for
Speaker 0 · [2:51:18]
Double scintitar attack.
Speaker 0 · [2:51:22]
1st 1 misses.
Speaker 0 · [2:51:24]
2nd 1 hits.
Speaker 0 · [2:51:25]
5 damage.
Speaker 1 · [2:51:31]
These are rods getting bullied.
Speaker 1 · [2:51:34]
Oh, he’s getting bullied down there. Bodius,
Speaker 3 · [2:51:37]
your turn. Dang
Speaker 3 · [2:51:40]
it. D is undead yet.
Speaker 0 · [2:51:43]
D just got hit with 1 damage. 4 attempts. D is is not targeting me, though. Right? I can try and buy him.
Speaker 1 · [2:51:51]
Yeah. You can sync. Alright. So I’m gonna run 2 3
Speaker 3 · [2:51:55]
- I’m gonna take I’m gonna take my pretty little ass
Speaker 3 · [2:51:58]
down here,
Speaker 3 · [2:52:00]
and I’m gonna help.
Speaker 3 · [2:52:03]
This will rot out. You’re trying to
Speaker 0 · [2:52:06]
oh, we tad bit with a I’m gonna attack g.
Speaker 3 · [2:52:10]
I’m gonna do my classic 1 2 punch with a hex.
Speaker 3 · [2:52:15]
Bonzo’s action. I’m gonna guess that.
Speaker 3 · [2:52:17]
And then
Speaker 3 · [2:52:19]
you guessed it. A fucking art blast right in the keister. Shield.
Speaker 0 · [2:52:25]
It is probably gonna be a miss if I had to get this
Speaker 1 · [2:52:29]
in the ‘19. A natty. Natty 19.
Speaker 1 · [2:52:33]
Suck
Speaker 3 · [2:52:34]
my balls.
Speaker 1 · [2:52:38]
It’s a
Speaker 1 · [2:52:40]
1 plus 4. Wait.
Speaker 1 · [2:52:43]
Was that 1 or 7?
Speaker 1 · [2:52:46]
I don’t to say. Was a 1. It’s a 5 plus a 1 d 6.
Speaker 1 · [2:52:53]
It’s just 6 defensive. Oh, Rich. It’s just 6 total damage.
Speaker 4 · [2:52:57]
You fucking went hard.
Speaker 1 · [2:52:59]
G? Hell yeah, bro. Hell yeah. Alright. Nice.
Speaker 0 · [2:53:07]
And now it’s g’s turn, and he’s double double skimming around.
Speaker 0 · [2:53:11]
It’s a miss.
Speaker 1 · [2:53:13]
It’s a miss.
Speaker 4 · [2:53:24]
Alright,
Speaker 4 · [2:53:25]
fuckers.
Speaker 1 · [2:53:29]
I’m a hit g
Speaker 4 · [2:53:32]
with
Speaker 3 · [2:53:37]
big Jim.
Speaker 5 · [2:53:38]
Alright.
Speaker 1 · [2:53:43]
Boom.
Speaker 1 · [2:53:46]
That hits.
Speaker 1 · [2:53:49]
That’s it.
Speaker 0 · [2:53:51]
Speaker 0 · [2:53:53]
11 plus what?
Speaker 0 · [2:53:55]
- Do
Speaker 4 · [2:53:58]
I still get a bone inspection?
Speaker 0 · [2:54:01]
Yeah. Or your other crossbow.
Speaker 4 · [2:54:05]
Well, no. I’m gonna do a flourish.
Speaker 4 · [2:54:09]
I’m gonna do a defensive flourish.
Speaker 3 · [2:54:13]
Dude, you don’t have the
Speaker 3 · [2:54:16]
dude, the flourishes are good. You have the double attack flourish?
Speaker 3 · [2:54:21]
I’m gonna use my defensive flourish.
Speaker 0 · [2:54:24]
See each of the ways of the bar because I don’t actually understand the flourishes. I’m talking I’m talking to chat right now.
Speaker 4 · [2:54:31]
I’m gonna
Speaker 4 · [2:54:32]
use my defensive flourish,
Speaker 4 · [2:54:36]
which when
Speaker 4 · [2:54:38]
a weapon attacks me or hits me
Speaker 4 · [2:54:41]
when a weapon attack hits, I can expend 1 use of my Bardic inspiration and deal extra damage equal to the number you
Speaker 4 · [2:54:48]
roll on the die or add the number of
Speaker 4 · [2:54:53]
add the number to my armor class until the start of my next turn. Right. Because I’m getting pounded right now by these rifles. That’s pretty cool. But you didn’t hit.
Speaker 1 · [2:55:02]
Every time they hit,
Speaker 0 · [2:55:04]
it deals damage back
Speaker 0 · [2:55:06]
or something like that. Right?
Speaker 0 · [2:55:09]
No. No. No. No. Every time he makes a hit, then he can do the flourish.
Speaker 0 · [2:55:14]
No.
Speaker 0 · [2:55:15]
Really?
Speaker 1 · [2:55:17]
Dude, you need, like, slashing flourish or whatever. There’s 1 that allows you to slashing flourish.
Speaker 1 · [2:55:23]
Why are you using it?
Speaker 4 · [2:55:26]
Well, it doesn’t none of them it didn’t hit. Theoretically None of this matters. Theoretically, you should be able to do 3 cross bolts
Speaker 0 · [2:55:35]
crossbow bolts every turn.
Speaker 0 · [2:55:37]
You
Speaker 0 · [2:55:42]
2 shots.
Speaker 0 · [2:55:43]
And you have double 2 weapon fighting already.
Speaker 3 · [2:55:47]
Swords ones. Anyway
Speaker 4 · [2:55:51]
Yeah. I had that down,
Speaker 1 · [2:55:53]
but it didn’t hit. But it didn’t hit. It didn’t hurt. Alright.
Speaker 0 · [2:55:58]
But just to be clear, Jim Henson, you can dual wheel Jim Henson with the Giant Slayer.
Speaker 0 · [2:56:06]
Okay.
Speaker 0 · [2:56:07]
I know that Jim Henson says it’s 2 handed, but it’s a special 1.
Speaker 3 · [2:56:11]
It’s 2 or 1. It’s the cutter words. I’m just gonna go back to the fucking sacred plane.
Speaker 1 · [2:56:17]
These weapons, I’m getting rid of all my weapons.
Speaker 0 · [2:56:22]
Music Music is my that’s actually Mhmm. When you when you said that in character, Old Tin Top was, like, just strummed.
Speaker 0 · [2:56:29]
You know? He’s just like
Speaker 0 · [2:56:33]
In your memory, in your mind’s eye.
Speaker 0 · [2:56:36]
Alright. We’ll continue.
Speaker 1 · [2:56:38]
Faf.
Speaker 2 · [2:56:40]
Alright.
Speaker 2 · [2:56:42]
Faf is just gonna leave fire new warrior a where he is
Speaker 1 · [2:56:46]
a little bit long,
Speaker 1 · [2:56:48]
and he’s gonna scurry down here
Speaker 2 · [2:56:50]
to help out his his Dwarven brethren.
Speaker 0 · [2:56:54]
Oh, and he got stopped up here. Movement speed just he’s like, yeah. That’s good. You’re good. You’re in there. Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [2:57:05]
And from there,
Speaker 2 · [2:57:08]
Faf is going to
Speaker 2 · [2:57:12]
really just kinda, like,
Speaker 2 · [2:57:15]
charge up debt collectors if he’s Barry Bonds winding up for a fucking home run. You know what I mean? He’s just sitting there a 2nd and wiggling it.
Speaker 2 · [2:57:23]
And then he just
Speaker 2 · [2:57:26]
hopefully
Speaker 2 · [2:57:26]
smokes in that 20.
Speaker 2 · [2:57:31]
No. It’s an 18.
Speaker 1 · [2:57:32]
That is.
Speaker 2 · [2:57:35]
And but he’s he’s aiming for 2. It’s it’s a 2 for 1.
Speaker 2 · [2:57:40]
0, that’s a 9. So that’s not actually gonna hit.
Speaker 2 · [2:57:43]
Except we’re gonna use the action surge.
Speaker 2 · [2:57:47]
You just used it, though. No.
Speaker 2 · [2:57:49]
I I I didn’t use my 2nd wind tactical mind skill, which is a 1 d 10,
Speaker 2 · [2:57:59]
which comes out as a 10. Mhmm. Mhmm.
Speaker 2 · [2:58:03]
So
Speaker 2 · [2:58:04]
I get 12 plus
Speaker 2 · [2:58:06]
7, so it’s a 19.
Speaker 2 · [2:58:08]
So both hit. Now I’m rolling 2 d tens. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [2:58:12]
Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [2:58:13]
It’s just kinda crazy. That’s
Speaker 2 · [2:58:15]
not an action search, though. That’s It’s not it’s a it’s a technical mind. Technical mind is
Speaker 2 · [2:58:20]
Reapplied as a tactical mind. Yeah. So
Speaker 2 · [2:58:24]
I 7 and a 4 both so 1 of them gets
Speaker 2 · [2:58:29]
8 damage and the other 1 gets 11. Alright.
Speaker 3 · [2:58:34]
That is what She dies.
Speaker 1 · [2:58:37]
And
Speaker 1 · [2:58:39]
what about the other guy? I don’t know. He
Speaker 2 · [2:58:48]
does not die.
Speaker 2 · [2:58:50]
Yeah. I haven’t been using tactical mind. I just learned about that even though I’ve been here the whole time. Just because you re it allows you to reroll. It allows me to reroll.
Speaker 2 · [2:59:00]
I’ve had it for a long time now.
Speaker 2 · [2:59:02]
I have not been using it. It allows you to add a roll on top. It adds a roll. Yeah. It’s it’s it it so if I roll a 2,
Speaker 2 · [2:59:10]
I can roll a d 10. And if I get a 7, now I have a 9. Oh.
Speaker 2 · [2:59:14]
Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [2:59:16]
Right.
Speaker 0 · [2:59:18]
Next person. Firewood lawyer a, who was ran away from,
Speaker 0 · [2:59:23]
and he will run right at
Speaker 0 · [2:59:26]
Bodius Tea
Speaker 0 · [2:59:28]
with double skinnier car. Come on, baby. That’s a nat 20.
Speaker 0 · [2:59:35]
That’s a nat 1
Speaker 0 · [2:59:37]
for the 2nd attack. So they just cross each other out. They it even, Steven. They definitely only take 10 damage.
Speaker 1 · [2:59:51]
Alright. That’s cool, bro.
Speaker 0 · [2:59:53]
Firing at Warrior c. Where is this guy? Right down there by me in.
Speaker 0 · [3:00:00]
He’s going for Gurglestrom.
Speaker 0 · [3:00:03]
It’s a miss. That’s
Speaker 0 · [3:00:06]
a miss. Double miss. Isilrod’s defense is strong.
Speaker 0 · [3:00:10]
Firework new d.
Speaker 1 · [3:00:12]
D d is
Speaker 1 · [3:00:14]
where is d? Oh,
Speaker 0 · [3:00:16]
right. Up on Bonzo’s
Speaker 0 · [3:00:19]
puss ass.
Speaker 0 · [3:00:21]
Double.
Speaker 0 · [3:00:24]
Double skinny. That’s a hit.
Speaker 0 · [3:00:27]
That’s a miss.
Speaker 0 · [3:00:29]
You take 5 damage.
Speaker 0 · [3:00:30]
5 damage? Yep. That’s then it’s your turn. That’s your turn. Ben, scabbatore right into your fucking neck
Speaker 0 · [3:00:38]
coming for you. Uh-huh. And then how do you respond? Oh.
Speaker 1 · [3:00:41]
0, well, how ironic now I get to attack right back.
Speaker 1 · [3:00:45]
And
Speaker 1 · [3:00:49]
The worst catchphrase.
Speaker 1 · [3:00:52]
I’m trying to inject some energy.
Speaker 1 · [3:00:58]
You know what I’m gonna do? Can you even guess what I’m gonna do? I bet you can’t even imagine what’s coming up. It’s gonna be a serious fingernails. It’s a fucking Oh, my finger nails are growing. Oh, what does this mean? What could be happening?
Speaker 1 · [3:01:10]
Oh,
Speaker 1 · [3:01:11]
is my final savagery.
Speaker 1 · [3:01:13]
Yeah. It’s oozing out of every purpose. Every
Speaker 1 · [3:01:17]
every part of me is shattering.
Speaker 1 · [3:01:19]
Over the floor. Right.
Speaker 1 · [3:01:21]
Over you. And
Speaker 1 · [3:01:23]
it’s a 17. That hits.
Speaker 1 · [3:01:26]
Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Come on. Give me something good. That’s a 10
Speaker 1 · [3:01:32]
and a 3. That’s a 13. Damn it. Absolutely. 2
Speaker 1 · [3:01:36]
d tens for primal savagery. Yeah, dude. Primal savagery is That is crazy.
Speaker 1 · [3:01:41]
And that’s only 1 of my You’re like, what the fuck? I get 2 I get 2 of those per attack. Fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 0 · [3:01:51]
Your your your
Speaker 0 · [3:01:53]
I almost have a trick. Your fingernails
Speaker 0 · [3:01:56]
just, like, go in through the navel.
Speaker 0 · [3:01:59]
It just, like,
Speaker 0 · [3:02:02]
rips rips
Speaker 2 · [3:02:04]
this 1 apart.
Speaker 1 · [3:02:06]
It is. Okay. Oh, that’s fine. But there’s more. I do have another action, actually. Can I can I run
Speaker 1 · [3:02:14]
now to
Speaker 1 · [3:02:16]
who is this motherfucking fire? Is it The 1 the 1 next to Bodius? Yeah. Sure. Can I can I also
Speaker 1 · [3:02:23]
just ribbon him up with my primal side? I know. Yeah. You did too. I do. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [3:02:30]
Have 2 I have 2 action. 2 attacks per action. Okay.
Speaker 1 · [3:02:39]
So that’s a 16. That is.
Speaker 1 · [3:02:43]
7
Speaker 1 · [3:02:46]
and 4.
Speaker 1 · [3:02:47]
And which 1 is this? That’s
Speaker 1 · [3:02:50]
a.
Speaker 1 · [3:02:53]
What did you become so overpowered?
Speaker 1 · [3:02:55]
Some the last level up, I got an extra action or attack for action.
Speaker 0 · [3:03:00]
Your fingernails go into A’s mouth and then somehow come out his tail,
Speaker 0 · [3:03:06]
and he’s dead.
Speaker 1 · [3:03:09]
Just give him an enema.
Speaker 0 · [3:03:12]
An enema. A enema. Bodius,
Speaker 0 · [3:03:15]
it’s your turn.
Speaker 0 · [3:03:17]
Alright.
Speaker 1 · [3:03:21]
Oh, man. I was hoping to do some nasty shit to that guy that was right next to me, but I guess I’m not now.
Speaker 0 · [3:03:28]
Bodius, your health bloods are so big, bro.
Speaker 0 · [3:03:31]
I’m really what?
Speaker 0 · [3:03:33]
Yep. 33 max HP. What does everybody else have?
Speaker 0 · [3:03:37]
38,
Speaker 0 · [3:03:38]
Speaker 1 · [3:03:39]
54?
Speaker 1 · [3:03:40]
Let’s put me just fucking Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [3:03:43]
Well,
Speaker 1 · [3:03:44]
I have a I have a decent armor class.
Speaker 1 · [3:03:48]
Speaker 1 · [3:03:49]
Pretty decent. Pretty decent. Which is kinda cute. Alright.
Speaker 1 · [3:03:54]
I’m gonna attack
Speaker 1 · [3:03:55]
warrior
Speaker 1 · [3:03:56]
e.
Speaker 3 · [3:03:58]
Can I get over to him? Yeah. I’m gonna slither on over there like a slimy little slippery eel. You’re not a card you’re not a card anymore? And I’m gonna I’m gonna walk up to warrior. I’m gonna whisper in his ear. Unfortunately
Speaker 3 · [3:04:11]
for you
Speaker 1 · [3:04:12]
Yeah. I did. Today’s earlier us escapades is a cart. Give me some weird.
Speaker 3 · [3:04:20]
And I I’m gonna koala bear him. I’m
Speaker 3 · [3:04:23]
gonna koala bear him, and I’m gonna be like I’m gonna be like It’s a bitch. I’m gonna be like, sit at me.
Speaker 1 · [3:04:29]
Sit at me. I’m
Speaker 1 · [3:04:32]
gonna leave Are y’all here? Just trying to get him to trying to get him sit at me. He’s Like a He’s embodying the cart. So he’s he’s he’s grabbing the cart while sitting. Trying to get him to sit up in me. Right. You’re begging for him to sit in you. So I’m gonna roll 1st for him sitting in me initially,
Speaker 1 · [3:04:50]
if that’s cool.
Speaker 3 · [3:04:52]
This is just my this is just my my my prep move. This is making me attack. Alright. Roll for him sitting in me. Roll for sitting in me.
Speaker 1 · [3:05:00]
Okay. It’s a natural 1. He does not sit in
Speaker 3 · [3:05:05]
So I’m gonna stay I’m gonna stay up there begging him to sit at me. And
Speaker 1 · [3:05:10]
and while while I’m doing that,
Speaker 1 · [3:05:12]
I’m whispering in 1 ear. I’m gonna stick my finger in his other ear. Uh-huh. Elder blast.
Speaker 1 · [3:05:23]
Okay. It’s it’s an 18.
Speaker 1 · [3:05:25]
It’s an 18. We both just play.
Speaker 1 · [3:05:29]
That hits all. Okay.
Speaker 1 · [3:05:30]
And,
Speaker 1 · [3:05:33]
yeah, I mean, it’s gonna be a 1 d 10.
Speaker 1 · [3:05:38]
It’s a 2 plus
Speaker 1 · [3:05:46]
plus 4 6.
Speaker 1 · [3:05:50]
Bam.
Speaker 0 · [3:05:51]
The electric blast goes through 1 ear silently,
Speaker 0 · [3:05:55]
and then there’s, like, a pause, pause, pause, and then it explodes out the other ear. He’s done. I I’m slow I slowly whisper as he crumples to the floor. You should sat. I always
Speaker 1 · [3:06:07]
I always get my man to sit at me in the end. He crumples. I, like, I wheel him up into a it’s it’s kind of like a like a acro yoga kinda thing. I’m
Speaker 3 · [3:06:19]
a cart, and he’s he’s like, he’s sitting in me essentially.
Speaker 1 · [3:06:24]
I am a cart.
Speaker 1 · [3:06:32]
Stop, cart. Stop.
Speaker 1 · [3:06:35]
That
Speaker 1 · [3:06:36]
Alright.
Speaker 1 · [3:06:37]
There’s only 1 left. You surround it to your turn, baby.
Speaker 1 · [3:06:42]
Alright. I’m dual wielding fucking Jim Hansen.
Speaker 3 · [3:06:45]
We’re
Speaker 1 · [3:06:48]
testing out all your fucking theories, you little fuckers. We only have 1 ghetto attack. I don’t care.
Speaker 1 · [3:06:55]
A dual wielding Jim Henson.
Speaker 3 · [3:06:58]
Watch this. I’m gonna roll, like, a 6.
Speaker 1 · [3:07:03]
That’s a 7. That’s not even a d 20, bro. Yeah. That wasn’t even a d 20. Wrong guy. They had this is the last 1 here. I’ve been rolling the wrong guy for a long No. Have you been doing that the whole fucking time?
Speaker 1 · [3:07:17]
You’re like, god. Well, why do I only roll 10?
Speaker 1 · [3:07:20]
He rolled worse. Is that a 13?
Speaker 1 · [3:07:22]
That hits.
Speaker 1 · [3:07:24]
Wait. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [3:07:26]
Okay. They
Speaker 1 · [3:07:29]
they they get more armor if they’re in packs.
Speaker 0 · [3:07:33]
Oh, really? Pack armor.
Speaker 1 · [3:07:34]
Oh, really?
Speaker 1 · [3:07:36]
Kind?
Speaker 1 · [3:07:37]
No. I’m being serious. Pack armor. Alright. 1st pack pack. I
Speaker 1 · [3:07:43]
get
Speaker 3 · [3:07:44]
whatever. Fucking 3
Speaker 3 · [3:07:47]
plus what?
Speaker 3 · [3:07:48]
Oh, wait. Yeah. 4,
Speaker 3 · [3:07:50]
7, 11 damage. Damn.
Speaker 0 · [3:07:53]
And that’s that’s a lot. And that’s on your 1st attack? Oh, wait. Sorry.
Speaker 3 · [3:07:58]
If I’m dual wielding them, do I have to roll for
Speaker 0 · [3:08:01]
Yeah. Each 1? Alright. Sorry. Roll 1st hand. 4 for 4 for the 1st 1. We’ll call it 7.
Speaker 4 · [3:08:06]
4 for left hand.
Speaker 4 · [3:08:09]
12,
Speaker 4 · [3:08:11]
dirty 12 for the right hand attack. 12?
Speaker 1 · [3:08:16]
No.
Speaker 1 · [3:08:17]
It’s
Speaker 1 · [3:08:17]
a dirty total. A hit. 12 to hit. Oh, plus. Right.
Speaker 0 · [3:08:23]
Yeah. That hits.
Speaker 0 · [3:08:27]
8 plus 1 damage.
Speaker 4 · [3:08:29]
- Nice. Is it dead yet? And can I FADs Staying dresser close, and you did it? I fucking
Speaker 4 · [3:08:35]
can I fucking flourish on his ass? Yeah. You can flourish. Alright. Was Was it a or is it a?
Speaker 4 · [3:08:45]
Yeah. I’m slashing. I’m slashing. I’m fucking slashing. Flurry. Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [3:08:52]
But you still don’t really totally get it, but I don’t.
Speaker 0 · [3:08:56]
I know you just didn’t Yeah. So the the slashing flurry, you don’t have to roll another hit or anything. You just throw some it’s another shot, and you get some extra damage on it.
Speaker 4 · [3:09:06]
Yeah. Yeah. 1 d 8 damage. It adds It doubles the damage.
Speaker 0 · [3:09:10]
The target you hit takes your normal attack
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