Session 16 Transcript (Deepgram) - 2026-09-01
Deepgram nova-3 transcript (diarized, campaign keyterms). Duration ~127 min. Speaker numbers are diarization guesses, not fixed players. Canon lives in the session summary and atomic notes; this is the primary raw record. Deepgram request 01a074c7-f93f-7262-be7b-03b7d9c4d5f7.
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Last time on the tip of the dice where
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Drabbins Goblins found themselves in the belly
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of the Wormheart Mine after defeating Sea Creek,
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the young
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red dragon.
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But all was not well. Duding abounded,
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and Faf and Moghammer
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stalked off,
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upset at a great betrayal that unfolded.
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Mhmm. This wasn’t last time.
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Yeah. It was.
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And that’s where we began.
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Faf and Moghammer were gone, and the rest of the party was still at the corpse of Siegfried and
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continued about
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the with 2 remaining chests.
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They were opened. 1 held a remarkably fine white fishing net
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and the history of Shadowfang Keep, an ancient Aldani book by Lava Lava that
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nobody present could read.
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Isilrod picked Isilrod picked the 2nd lot with the 2nd chest and found an ancient Aldani Heavy Armor Recipe
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and a written song of the albino dwarf as well as part of his 5 GP.
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Which you have yet to sing for us.
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No 1 has sung the song of the albino dwarf.
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Faf eventually
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and Moghammer eventually stopped back down,
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and
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forgiveness
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but but forgiveness
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required accounted for.
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The Black Dragon,
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Scaleless Gabber, Remain, and Gwen.
Speaker 4 · [0:01:45]
I guess we do need a
Speaker 2 · [0:01:47]
What? We need to figure out who’s got that black
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Scabbard.
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I never got it.
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We wanted to give it to you because we thought you would be the best Oh, yeah. I mean best owner for it. Yeah.
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To choke up a little bit. Faf started to choke up a little bit.
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You guys you guys really got him something? It just seemed like you just seemed like Well, they tried to give you a bunch of stuff at the break And after the
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at this point It’s an emotional quarf. At this point, as a recap,
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none of the olive branches, which there were a few, were accepted,
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in fact, began to march across
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the
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raised
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railway elevator,
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which brought them above the
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pool of quippers where the party used Manticore blood as bait and caught 2 loud quippers using the fine net and transferred them into the water filled jug. Did we put that into Moghammer’s
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Jug inventory? Let’s put the The quipper jug? Yeah. When you put the quipper jug in there. They then followed the elevated railway for a very, very, very long time. The DM
Speaker 0 · [0:02:51]
benevolently
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benevolently
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allowed 1 final
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long rest despite less than a full day having passed, and that shouldn’t happen again. So Bodius
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slept beneath the pan of his family and dreamed again of the happy home scene it depicts, barbecue,
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hot dogs,
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all games. At
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this point, the party also reviewed its larger promises.
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The Grand had already been warned about Jabari’s threat and was searching for Artus Cimber somewhere in the Chultan Jungle.
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The party found Artus and was telling about Jabari Muktow’s betrayal and recruited for Oliver Watto’s coming fight.
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The expedition was estimated at roughly 2 weeks underway,
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leaving
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roughly
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2 weeks until
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Watto planned to
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raid the Moghammer.
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But no exact countdown was reconciled.
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The railway climbed through a long, cold, wet, monstrous shaft toward machinery in a red blow.
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Then it opened onto an active magma forge with whirl hoist moving barrels worked into trenches and dwarven dead. The party split. Split party.
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Faf and his horrid
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stumbled upon 2
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magma skinned fire newt warriors around a corner and laid waste to them.
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Bodius
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used to sky himself to become a whore and mining cart while a box of no problem they were having formed.
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Their branch led to 2 emaciated pale dwarves chained inside Alcove.
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1 prisoner, Simon,
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was unresponsive.
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The other could speak, his name was never known. He said he had been bombed in the forge, and the firenewtons had arrived his flamestop workers
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before seizing the complex and torturing
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the albino dwarves for knowledge of its operation, perhaps trying to find from them the secret treasure held within the forge.
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Bodius gave the speaking prisoner a mining healer a miner healing potion,
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then cleared away both captain’s chains with eldritch blast.
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The unnamed dwarf believed he could not survive a direct fight, but the party somehow persuaded him to carry his last TNT barrel into the forge to
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get revenge in his final blow, which he did, leaping into the magma and dying in an explosion.
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Fire cannot harm the fire.
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The concussion
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injured several of the the wards. Simon
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is dead.
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Carton Crow continued. The party reunited above the forge. On the way, Isilrod’s stage convincing oh, yes.
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Taking a sidetrack
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towards the heart of the forge. Isilrod
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and Faf took the barrel route,
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wherein Isilrod’s
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pretended a convincing fall from the barrel to test whether Faf’s willing to truly return. Faf caught him.
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Though Isilrod was clipped in the wall,
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clipped for 1 damage. It was an absurd test, but Faf D’Gnorwol.
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He was arrived and then dropped stinking cloud across a fire and cabinet. He moved it. Fire needed to where Simon
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was blew up.
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Card disguised Bodius and Raven formed Bonzo,
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totally sold the approach
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with Faf upon the cards. Bodius used Misty Step
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while Faf and Bodius flew into attack.
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And a great battle ensued.
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Faf going through the formation of nymphs with debt collector, Bodius working from range with Hex and Eldritch Bap blast, Bonzo ripping it in and out of the stinking cloud with primal savagery.
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But at last, the fight ended with Isilrod firing Jim Henson and the Giant Slayer Hand Crossbow
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with a slashing flourish.
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Together,
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the party slain 10 fire units.
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With the immediate battle cleared, all 4 characters
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advance to level 6.
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Yeah. That was a And so we begin again
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on the tip of the iceberg deep
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into
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Rock Hammar,
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the old albino
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forge stronghold
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just above
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the Wormheart Mine.
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Simon’s dead body is splintered as our TNT barrel.
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Pieces splinter all around.
Speaker 0 · [0:07:21]
Fire and nuclear. So they’re
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gonna
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Oh, yeah.
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They will look at the map.
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Right.
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When
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I slay a humanoid, I can
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cause its spirit to rise as a specter.
Speaker 2 · [0:07:56]
Woah. That can attack shit with me. It’ll attack for you? I think I can tell it what to do and stuff. Obeys my my verbal commands.
Speaker 2 · [0:08:04]
Hell yeah. What does?
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I can, like, raise a Spectre.
Speaker 5 · [0:08:09]
Oh, shit. Raise 1 of these fucking
Speaker 2 · [0:08:11]
Yeah. Are these fire nits. Are these fire nits human oid?
Speaker 0 · [0:08:16]
I don’t know what Good question. 1 that
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Isilrod can answer. Or that dwarf warrior. That dwarf I don’t
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think they’re humanoid. Now if I know dwarf warrior’s dead. Right? Yeah.
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He dies heroically.
Speaker 4 · [0:08:34]
Can can you pull up all those guys? They are. They’re classified as reptilian humanoids.
Speaker 0 · [0:08:39]
Yes. You don’t know that, dude.
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You surround us.
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Yeah. They are humanoids.
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Why why
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were you limiting information when I pulled out Folos Guide to Everything? Well, I just didn’t that notes, I only have neutral, evil, speak. I didn’t know that their
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humanoid status would matter.
Speaker 2 · [0:09:02]
I’ve got And all of a sudden it does. Well, I’m level 6 now, so now I have a cursed specter, which I am casting. I want you to never go look up. Kevin, can give me a 15 54?
Speaker 0 · [0:09:12]
Because a lot of them are heavily modified.
Speaker 0 · [0:09:14]
Yeah.
Speaker 4 · [0:09:16]
Well
Speaker 2 · [0:09:20]
It’s called home brew campaign, dude. Totally different. Fair enough.
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I cursed I I cast my cursed Spectre
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on 1 of these nearby newts
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and raise that motherfucker.
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The
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1 of the dead humanoid newts comes
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up under your control.
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If if I’m causing its spirit to rise as a specter,
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does that retain its knowledge?
Speaker 3 · [0:09:51]
What’s the name of the spell? Knowledge is the
Speaker 2 · [0:09:54]
Spectres. Oh, sorry. It’s a it’s a people lock level 6
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thing.
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Like, did like, would that be, like, a
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4 minutes speak to the dead, which would be kinda lit?
Speaker 4 · [0:10:10]
No.
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To act as a mixture to speak with the dead. Alright. Well,
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fair enough. We should practice it.
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The
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Spectres do? Yeah.
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That’s so cool on the Lost.
Speaker 6 · [0:10:42]
Oh, the Spectres are the jarred little fuckers. Right?
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The Lost Spectre.
Speaker 4 · [0:10:50]
No. Those are the old promos you’re thinking of. Right?
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The Earth is the Spectre.
Speaker 4 · [0:11:02]
Hell, yeah.
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We have a Spectre in our what are its
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what its hit points?
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The properties.
Speaker 2 · [0:11:12]
Plus 4 hit points, and I think it has, like, 3 HP.
Speaker 3 · [0:11:19]
Pretty heavy.
Speaker 5 · [0:11:21]
The Spectra has 3 HP. They have 4 hit points and 3 HP. Isn’t that the same? It’s gonna no. Hit points is it can attack shit. Okay.
Speaker 2 · [0:11:31]
And then what what do they call it?
Speaker 2 · [0:11:34]
Yeah.
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- Health points. Yeah. Health points and hit points.
Speaker 2 · [0:11:40]
Wait. It actually it gains a plus 4 bonus to its attack rolls. That’s what I was thinking when you were saying. But I don’t know what its attack roll is.
Speaker 0 · [0:11:48]
Oh, wait. Maybe it’ll tell me here. I’m sure it tells you on this phone.
Speaker 3 · [0:11:52]
Maybe it varies.
Speaker 4 · [0:11:59]
Damn. That’s sick.
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That’s Spectre in our school right now. How long does it stay around for?
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To the long runners.
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Can I do a oh, shit? Yeah. I don’t know I don’t know what its hit points are.
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The bonus is
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is equal to my charisma modifier, which is plus 4.
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Did we lose this place when we I think we ended pretty abruptly.
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Yeah. I’m looking around for some loot. Anything anything
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looking
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loot worthy?
Speaker 4 · [0:12:37]
Are these chests in this?
Speaker 0 · [0:12:42]
It uses a standard Spectre style block.
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That?
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22 base HP.
Speaker 6 · [0:12:52]
Oh, 22 base. And it’s damage. 3
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d 6.
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That’s damage?
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Damn. 3 d 6?
Speaker 2 · [0:13:01]
Fuck. Yeah. It’s really yeah. And 22 base Oh, shit. Have that thing on us all the time. It’s almost more help than us. 3
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d 6
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for damage? Mhmm. Mhmm. That’s insane.
Speaker 4 · [0:13:12]
It’s like an in bro.
Speaker 4 · [0:13:14]
Damn. How long do you keep this guy? Is he chill? Like, as long as has a long rest.
Speaker 4 · [0:13:18]
Full long rest. Can’t Does he can’t do the He just floats around. He can’t. Yeah. At least not He just floats in a constant circle around Bodius until Bodius directs him. He can’t sexually pleasure you. He just goes through you.
Speaker 4 · [0:13:31]
Mhmm. Wait. He float he floats. Just He he’s spectral. He doesn’t even He’s flying around you. So we can’t, like, dap him up. Like,
Speaker 0 · [0:13:39]
You can do it. Yeah. You can command him do anything. Okay. You can dap.
Speaker 2 · [0:13:44]
I command him to go dap Monzo up. Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [0:13:48]
The Spectre flies through there
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and is like,
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what?
Speaker 0 · [0:13:55]
What?
Speaker 0 · [0:13:58]
He kind of looks like Ghostface, but flying.
Speaker 3 · [0:14:01]
Okay. Ghostface from the Scream series.
Speaker 4 · [0:14:04]
Mhmm. Mhmm. I like it. Nice. I’m looking around for, like, a
Speaker 1 · [0:14:10]
like, trying to trying to figure out what these big, you know, lava machines are. Yeah. That’s is kinda tooling around these things. Like, is there some shit that I could
Speaker 1 · [0:14:20]
manipulate here? Like,
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maybe it melts some metal down? I yeah. What’s the Aldani dwarf’s name?
Speaker 6 · [0:14:30]
Cimber.
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Well, which 1? The 1 that’s alive. They’re both dead. They’re dead. I wanna I wanna go to the edge of that lava pit and pave my respects to Wait. How’d the other die? 1
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died for natural causes while from being tortured to death. Oh. And then the other 1 killed himself. Right. Natural causes.
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Natural lava. So, yeah, I’m just like, I see all these levers and stuff and
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tools,
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particularly on that tool table up there. I’m actually trying to walk over there, but I’m grouped, so I can’t
Speaker 1 · [0:15:03]
You’re what? I’m on the map. Are you guys on the map? Mhmm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, we’re all we’re all grouped, so we can’t we can’t move
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see. Ourselves.
Speaker 3 · [0:15:12]
Let me see.
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Somebody’s gonna have to move me around like a little puppet
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because I can’t see this map.
Speaker 2 · [0:15:22]
Why not? I can’t pull it up on my laptop.
Speaker 0 · [0:15:24]
They blocked it. He was using D Beyond too much at work. Did they actually? They
Speaker 2 · [0:15:30]
it’s just generic that blocked it. It’s not because I’ve been using D and D Beyond too much at work.
Speaker 0 · [0:15:37]
Y’all wait. Y’all were all just ungrouped. You know?
Speaker 4 · [0:15:41]
I don’t I don’t ungrouped you all. Okay. Just hit refresh.
Speaker 6 · [0:15:44]
Can you regroup me and Clarky?
Speaker 4 · [0:15:47]
Alright.
Speaker 1 · [0:15:48]
Yeah. See, Faf’s up here checking out these tools. Yeah. There’s, like, tool stuff over there with the blacksmithing tools. So I
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pour
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10 GP on the table, and I’m I’m now using a hammer to try to smash it all into 1 gold lump.
Speaker 3 · [0:16:05]
1 gold lump. Alright. It’s not hot enough for that. Is is there a crucible or something nearby?
Speaker 1 · [0:16:12]
Perhaps some some metal tongs. Yeah.
Speaker 4 · [0:16:16]
Yes. Tongs.
Speaker 4 · [0:16:17]
Yeah. There’s a mold.
Speaker 2 · [0:16:20]
An ingot shaped. A mold of what?
Speaker 2 · [0:16:23]
It’s like a brick shaped mold. Faf. A gold ingot. Faf
Speaker 1 · [0:16:28]
just takes enough gold coins to fill that shape, and he
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melts it in the in the flames of
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of the lava.
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And as you are placing it
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into
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the the magnetarium
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and heat,
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the once solid gold melts
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into a
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thin liquid
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and then homogenize,
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swirling, their ever shaded golden color all homogenizes on. Well, while Faf is chanting.
Speaker 2 · [0:17:06]
Right. The debt is settled. The credit restored. The debt is settled. The credit restored. Oh, yeah. Debt is settled. The credit restored.
Speaker 2 · [0:17:14]
I Yes. That works.
Speaker 0 · [0:17:16]
You know how have a a mold of liquid
Speaker 2 · [0:17:20]
liquid gold. They have, like, a codpiece shaped
Speaker 5 · [0:17:24]
mold
Speaker 5 · [0:17:25]
sitting here. We should make rings so, like, we all have, like, matching ring. Like, friendship bracelets. Yeah. French How’s it? Friendship bracelet. They’re really GP anklets originally
Speaker 4 · [0:17:35]
had.
Speaker 2 · [0:17:36]
Well, he still got the same amount of GP. It’s just a gold nugget.
Speaker 4 · [0:17:39]
Yeah. But
Speaker 0 · [0:17:42]
I think it’s worth 10 GP.
Speaker 4 · [0:17:48]
Part of me was hoping you’d say
Speaker 2 · [0:17:50]
Well, I’m at 1 GP now.
Speaker 2 · [0:17:54]
Faf is 1 big GP.
Speaker 1 · [0:17:56]
Faf is developing
Speaker 1 · [0:17:58]
sort of
Speaker 1 · [0:18:00]
religious
Speaker 4 · [0:18:02]
perspective around
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the the worship of
Speaker 1 · [0:18:07]
accountings,
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clean accounts.
Speaker 4 · [0:18:09]
Mhmm.
Speaker 6 · [0:18:12]
This is the religious?
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That’s the
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this
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the is religious angle. This ingot is really making you think deeply about
Speaker 5 · [0:18:20]
We’re all just kind of mourning of life, like, is it alright here? Yes. But it is still liquid.
Speaker 1 · [0:18:26]
But he he he okay. Well, he’s gonna chant over a little bit more.
Speaker 1 · [0:18:30]
By coin honestly earns and debt that’s faithfully kept, may your may our accounts remain open.
Speaker 4 · [0:18:38]
Indeed.
Speaker 3 · [0:18:39]
So that would be liquid. This is really interesting. A liquid shot in a in
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a in a that mold.
Speaker 3 · [0:18:46]
Is this a door to my right? It is. Yeah. Can I enter?
Speaker 0 · [0:18:51]
You approach that door and find it unlocked.
Speaker 4 · [0:18:55]
Behind it, a room.
Speaker 3 · [0:19:02]
What
Speaker 2 · [0:19:03]
about on my side? Is there another room over there? What are these things?
Speaker 0 · [0:19:10]
Those are
Speaker 0 · [0:19:11]
old rusted
Speaker 0 · [0:19:14]
plate armor
Speaker 0 · [0:19:15]
cut
Speaker 0 · [0:19:16]
of D’Gnorwol, but they’re rusted and a whole shot, and it looked like they might disintegrate onto it.
Speaker 4 · [0:19:24]
I
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cast
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mending.
Speaker 4 · [0:19:31]
I might that. This
Speaker 4 · [0:19:33]
is good. These guys On all of them. I mean, getting in this bag. Wearing it.
Speaker 4 · [0:19:41]
When the new soft touches, then they just hang around.
Speaker 2 · [0:19:47]
Not even a rule for that?
Speaker 3 · [0:19:50]
Damn. You just got DM cucked. Yeah. It was not there. It’s not even gonna, like destroy there. They’re they’re dealing with repair. That’s not what mending does.
Speaker 4 · [0:20:00]
What does mending do? They
Speaker 2 · [0:20:06]
do little minor things. No. It can
Speaker 6 · [0:20:09]
repair a break or tear in an object you touch, such as a broken chain, 2 0.5 of broken key, a torn cloak,
Speaker 6 · [0:20:15]
a leaking wineskin,
Speaker 6 · [0:20:17]
as long as the break or tear is no larger than a foot. And these are dwarves.
Speaker 6 · [0:20:22]
It’s only a foot. And there’s just
Speaker 0 · [0:20:25]
many breaks or tears, so they and then they they equate to a foot.
Speaker 6 · [0:20:32]
Okay.
Speaker 6 · [0:20:34]
Are these drawers or these tables? Can I rematch more through here? Let me find some thieves’ tools.
Speaker 2 · [0:20:41]
Oh, I’d take them. Take those. It’s a good find.
Speaker 2 · [0:20:43]
3 of those. 3 sets of thieves’ Oh, wow. 3 sets? Oh. Me on the other side, is that another avenue
Speaker 2 · [0:20:51]
on the other side of the the melty
Speaker 2 · [0:20:54]
things?
Speaker 2 · [0:20:56]
It’s not. It’s just a big wall?
Speaker 2 · [0:20:59]
Mhmm. K. I’m going over It’s not a little pool. Going over what where Isilrod is, getting getting those sick ass thieves’ tools. Alright. You took off There is a very chilled pool of water. I go over to it.
Speaker 6 · [0:21:11]
I jump in it. Wait. Do want 1 of the thieves’ tools?
Speaker 3 · [0:21:16]
Maybe later. The water is, like, 2 feet I’ll take them and add it to her, like, can’t stand it. Yeah. There’s nothing in it, but it’s relatively chilled.
Speaker 2 · [0:21:25]
I
Speaker 2 · [0:21:26]
I try to locate the the source of the chilliness.
Speaker 0 · [0:21:32]
God. Whoever poured
Speaker 4 · [0:21:37]
it in. However the water got there. You guys can It was just recently poured in? I don’t know.
Speaker 0 · [0:21:43]
Is that what I’m imputing? Or Yeah. That’s what you’re imputing. It’s that this water is just like water.
Speaker 2 · [0:21:49]
Boys, somebody’s been here just now because we’re there’s some nippy water over here, and it’s hot as a as a
Speaker 2 · [0:21:58]
whore’s key stir
Speaker 4 · [0:22:00]
down here.
Speaker 5 · [0:22:01]
We think it was warm or cold? Do you think it was just the firenewt orders?
Speaker 2 · [0:22:05]
They’re firenewts. They don’t keep things cold.
Speaker 6 · [0:22:08]
Well, they might need to for smelting.
Speaker 2 · [0:22:11]
Maybe
Speaker 2 · [0:22:12]
they’re for smelting. Maybe they’re really into ice. Can I roll for perception? Just
Speaker 4 · [0:22:17]
whether or not this is a smelting kind of situation or not?
Speaker 2 · [0:22:23]
Oh, let me go for this 1. 17.
Speaker 0 · [0:22:26]
He’s gonna detect that that is for making hot things cold quickly.
Speaker 5 · [0:22:31]
Wow.
Speaker 2 · [0:22:32]
Wow, dude. Where is this? Faf, you might need this hot things cold quickly over there by Moghammer. Cool. I’m over towards Isilrod.
Speaker 2 · [0:22:41]
I’m Ian, you have to move my I’m now Faf is now shirtless. I’m in table. No. You’re over by
Speaker 4 · [0:22:47]
Bodius is over by the pool. Oh, I see the pool. I see that pool. Okay. So can you just get on incognito?
Speaker 6 · [0:22:54]
What?
Speaker 1 · [0:22:55]
Faf is Faf is shirtless shirtless and kind of kind of juggle up a little over with
Speaker 1 · [0:23:01]
his fat ingot. Yes. And he’s gonna he’s gonna he’s gonna drop it into the the pool.
Speaker 0 · [0:23:07]
And, yes, it’s the golden liquid is swishing and squashing, but remaining within the moon. The middle descends
Speaker 0 · [0:23:16]
steam plaza from the works,
Speaker 0 · [0:23:18]
and then it is pulled back out.
Speaker 0 · [0:23:22]
A bar has been.
Speaker 2 · [0:23:25]
Nice. It can be It’s pretty epic. Of the
Speaker 5 · [0:23:29]
Gonna take it back to the workbench now. I’d like to start a dispose 10 coins as well, start hammering away,
Speaker 5 · [0:23:38]
and I’m gonna make a little some friendship bracelets.
Speaker 5 · [0:23:41]
I feel like, you know, we all got through something really hard. Worthy
Speaker 4 · [0:23:44]
and Right. You can roll up with that.
Speaker 4 · [0:23:51]
It’s a
Speaker 4 · [0:23:53]
Speaker 0 · [0:23:55]
The tools
Speaker 0 · [0:23:56]
you pick up are, like,
Speaker 0 · [0:24:01]
as if your hands were
Speaker 0 · [0:24:02]
shoved into 2 jars of peanut butter.
Speaker 4 · [0:24:06]
We don’t really
Speaker 0 · [0:24:10]
it’s weirdly what a non dwarven hands might have. Didn’t realize.
Speaker 2 · [0:24:15]
This isn’t my thing. I’m feeling very suspicious over here of this pool. I’m investigating.
Speaker 2 · [0:24:20]
I’m
Speaker 1 · [0:24:22]
looking around the greater area around this pool. You’re not by the pool. Because something’s going on. Put you there. There’s nothing else by the pool.
Speaker 0 · [0:24:29]
It was a smeltering pool for
Speaker 6 · [0:24:32]
he used the pool. I’m gonna gather the dust of the
Speaker 3 · [0:24:36]
dwarf armor. Uh-huh. The rust dust. And then I’m gonna go into the next room. Oh, alright.
Speaker 2 · [0:24:43]
Oh. Could you sprinkle some some
Speaker 1 · [0:24:46]
it’s a rust. Rust dust. Could you sprinkle some rust dust into my ingot while I hammer it in? I’m hammering into my ingot now. I give him 0.5 my rust dust.
Speaker 6 · [0:24:55]
Alright. That’s it very well. Alright. I go into the room. Rust dust. Bonzo, can you put some blood into my Here.
Speaker 1 · [0:25:02]
Here. Cut your hair a little bit? My own blood? Are these barrels? Yes. Okay. Of course. I’d
Speaker 5 · [0:25:07]
do anything. I want to Perhaps any
Speaker 2 · [0:25:09]
any could a
Speaker 4 · [0:25:12]
little bit of
Speaker 0 · [0:25:14]
In this barrel Drinking milk in there. Nice. In any of them? In most. Are these in most? In most. In in 1 of the barrels,
Speaker 0 · [0:25:23]
you find
Speaker 0 · [0:25:26]
much
Speaker 0 · [0:25:27]
powder.
Speaker 4 · [0:25:28]
Looks like gunpowder.
Speaker 0 · [0:25:31]
And another
Speaker 0 · [0:25:47]
Another girl that you
Speaker 0 · [0:25:49]
find.
Speaker 3 · [0:25:53]
Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [0:25:54]
5, Brandy.
Speaker 4 · [0:25:56]
What? Brandy.
Speaker 2 · [0:26:00]
There’s a woman
Speaker 3 · [0:26:14]
barrel of brandy. A whole barrel? Woah. A whole barrel of Hold that guy. Guys. You said brandy.
Speaker 2 · [0:26:21]
I’ve I’ve I’ve overheard some things and I’m going over there and I’m saying, guys,
Speaker 2 · [0:26:26]
do we need to teleport back to
Speaker 5 · [0:26:28]
the milkmaiden voyage right fucking now to bring his brandy up? Drop off his brandy for a little
Speaker 4 · [0:26:36]
a sec. Would that be a superstar?
Speaker 5 · [0:26:38]
A
Speaker 5 · [0:26:40]
celebratory brandy.
Speaker 5 · [0:26:42]
Water.
Speaker 2 · [0:26:45]
Oh, maybe Moghammer
Speaker 2 · [0:26:46]
can carry the brandy.
Speaker 2 · [0:26:48]
It feels important that we have Is it a whole barrel? It’s a whole Can’t get the barrel of brandy. Can’t make the brandy. I think Give it to the toad. Should we take the other barrels? Can the toad we we wanna test the toad’s carrying capacity with the big ass barrel of rain. The
Speaker 0 · [0:27:02]
the barrel can fit within the bag of holding, or it could be strapped to the. Perfect. Can we put all 3 barrels in the bag of holding? You put 3 barrels in the bag of holding. Dude, that’s epic. Let’s do it. Yeah. The bag of holding is getting full.
Speaker 0 · [0:27:18]
I mean, a barrel of
Speaker 6 · [0:27:20]
gunpowder,
Speaker 6 · [0:27:21]
oil,
Speaker 1 · [0:27:22]
and brandy. I like this. We could have we could even have a themed night where we all bring a bottle of brandy and shoot guns.
Speaker 4 · [0:27:29]
Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:27:30]
I’m gonna I’m gonna have this to the party inventory. Take 5. Yeah. We’ll we’ll put that Wait. We get guns in this world? No. I mean, real guns. We can do we can shoot real guns.
Speaker 4 · [0:27:41]
Alright.
Speaker 4 · [0:27:43]
I
Speaker 4 · [0:27:43]
got a lot of guns. You care, man? No.
Speaker 4 · [0:27:47]
I’m not a pussy.
Speaker 2 · [0:27:50]
I’m
Speaker 2 · [0:27:53]
looking around. Something suspicious about this room.
Speaker 0 · [0:27:59]
It’s after the the barrels are all open and laid away, so the good ones have been taken. The rest are empty.
Speaker 1 · [0:28:06]
Just an empty room. Ian, don’t know if you caught it, but Faf is now hammered into his his ingot,
Speaker 1 · [0:28:12]
making it into a round shape.
Speaker 1 · [0:28:16]
He’s actually shaping it into 1 large coin.
Speaker 1 · [0:28:19]
And these were actually the 1st
Speaker 1 · [0:28:21]
10 GP if I have ever got.
Speaker 2 · [0:28:24]
Was the
Speaker 2 · [0:28:25]
was the the gold?
Speaker 2 · [0:28:27]
Oh, this is a this is a hand shaven. It’s it’s still pliable.
Speaker 1 · [0:28:31]
Warm,
Speaker 1 · [0:28:33]
hand shaven.
Speaker 1 · [0:28:34]
He’s been shaping it into a coin. We’ve added some dragon milk
Speaker 3 · [0:28:38]
Okay. To
Speaker 2 · [0:28:40]
the just a drop. Right. Some
Speaker 1 · [0:28:43]
some dust of dwarf dwarven armor. No liner dwarven armor. Some monk blood. Some monk blood. Mhmm. Bonzo cut his hand open. Uh-huh.
Speaker 1 · [0:28:52]
And Faf’s just been, you know, chanting over it while while shaping this coin.
Speaker 1 · [0:28:57]
Our accounts are clean. Our accounts are clean. Mhmm.
Speaker 1 · [0:29:01]
You know, let our blows is be cleaner.
Speaker 1 · [0:29:04]
Credits restored.
Speaker 1 · [0:29:05]
Courage extended.
Speaker 1 · [0:29:06]
Mhmm. You know?
Speaker 5 · [0:29:07]
What is what have you chiseled into the coin? Hate in full.
Speaker 1 · [0:29:11]
Hate in full. Okay. Hate in full. It’s it’s on on the front. Of a coin are we talking about? It’s like meat fist sized coin. It’s like a big coin. Mhmm. And he’s he’s
Speaker 1 · [0:29:22]
he’s trying to size it and shape it just right so it can fit as the eye of the fish on the fish shield.
Speaker 4 · [0:29:30]
Mhmm.
Speaker 5 · [0:29:31]
I
Speaker 5 · [0:29:33]
thought you were gonna become the guy from no country for old men and always flip the coin. Oh. Just need people’s faith. Would it be cool if we made it so it spins? Collet.
Speaker 4 · [0:29:42]
Collet.
Speaker 4 · [0:29:43]
Collet. Okay. So it is gonna be on a it is gonna be on a swivel within the eye. Yeah. It’s okay. Collet. That’s safe. It’s a spinning eye, I feel. Collet. Oh god.
Speaker 0 · [0:29:54]
And
Speaker 0 · [0:29:55]
what what what is carved on to 1 side and what is card done to the other? Got paid in full on on 1 side.
Speaker 1 · [0:30:02]
Debt is due.
Speaker 5 · [0:30:04]
Debt is due. I think paid in full. Yeah. Debt is due on the other.
Speaker 2 · [0:30:09]
With some, like, with some, like Do not pass a go.
Speaker 1 · [0:30:13]
With some, like, spiraling booby and manticore motifs.
Speaker 0 · [0:30:18]
Alright. Maybe when it spins for speed
Speaker 4 · [0:30:21]
Mhmm.
Speaker 0 · [0:30:22]
It it alternates between a Manticore
Speaker 0 · [0:30:26]
and then a Milkmaiden’s
Speaker 0 · [0:30:28]
booties.
Speaker 4 · [0:30:28]
Yeah. Yeah. It’s like that. It’s like a But it’s It kinda animates when it’s been animation of, like, a Milkmaiden. It’s like
Speaker 5 · [0:30:35]
yeah.
Speaker 0 · [0:30:38]
Why is
Speaker 0 · [0:30:39]
that chair so sweet?
Speaker 6 · [0:30:41]
The chair really made it.
Speaker 1 · [0:30:44]
The That’s a nice flavor.
Speaker 1 · [0:30:46]
The goal here is,
Speaker 1 · [0:30:48]
if it’s not obvious to the dungeon master, is that Faf is he’s making this holy symbol Right. Because he’s now a cleric, and he needs a holy symbol. Right. Yep.
Speaker 4 · [0:30:58]
Like this. You’re getting that? Yep. K.
Speaker 4 · [0:31:02]
It’s working. It’s gonna take several more hours
Speaker 0 · [0:31:05]
to to complete this process, but
Speaker 1 · [0:31:08]
every step is gonna be long. Somebody has to keep riffing on this idea? Alright. No. No. You don’t have to riff.
Speaker 0 · [0:31:14]
Just saying that it’s it’s gonna take a couple hours to
Speaker 0 · [0:31:19]
finish your blacksmithing.
Speaker 2 · [0:31:22]
Blacksmithing takes time. I’m looking around. Faster of blacksmithing. I see another You can walk and sniff. You saw another You can walk and sniff. How does your chisel and Manticore and There’s doors all over this place. I’m gonna keep walking. Doors. I’m gonna go to the wall write a shit. Heath is, like, Heath is not on the map. Bodius wants to go to the door in there. Below us. I’m going in the 1 to the right. Alright.
Speaker 2 · [0:31:42]
Yeah. I’m choosing a door that no 1 else is unmarked,
Speaker 4 · [0:31:46]
unmapped
Speaker 6 · [0:31:47]
character. That’s a long shaft right there. I changed my mind, and I go to the door. I open this door, and you can see
Speaker 4 · [0:31:54]
A shaft. A bridge.
Speaker 5 · [0:31:56]
A long shaft.
Speaker 2 · [0:31:58]
Oh, shit. A shaft and a bridge.
Speaker 4 · [0:32:01]
What about the other door?
Speaker 1 · [0:32:06]
The path is still tinkering while walking. Right. Yeah. Okay. And Moghammer’s coming with too. Can’t leave her. Naturally. And
Speaker 3 · [0:32:14]
this 1, you can see
Speaker 0 · [0:32:15]
far across
Speaker 0 · [0:32:17]
that there’s another door
Speaker 0 · [0:32:22]
across the bridge in the magma chasm.
Speaker 0 · [0:32:25]
And Bodius is coming through here. Uh-huh.
Speaker 0 · [0:32:28]
Uh-huh. And as you enter, you see
Speaker 2 · [0:32:32]
more
Speaker 2 · [0:32:34]
suspicious
Speaker 2 · [0:32:35]
pools.
Speaker 0 · [0:32:36]
Not only that, a table with some they’re not really that suspicious.
Speaker 1 · [0:32:41]
Faf goes, oh my god. Runs in you. A penile looking twizzle.
Speaker 0 · [0:32:45]
Most importantly, importantly,
Speaker 0 · [0:32:48]
amongst the anvils
Speaker 0 · [0:32:50]
and the black smithery tools,
Speaker 0 · [0:32:52]
you see that there is a firenewt warlock. I didn’t mean to write it down. It’s a firenewt warlock. It’s a firenewt that has
Speaker 0 · [0:33:00]
warlock
Speaker 0 · [0:33:01]
robes
Speaker 0 · [0:33:02]
going on,
Speaker 0 · [0:33:03]
passed out drunkenly
Speaker 0 · [0:33:06]
on the table. Oh. Having slept through all the rockets. Who who’s the 1 that walked in there? Bodius? Bodius is I’m I squat down and I’m gonna attempt
Speaker 4 · [0:33:16]
to
Speaker 4 · [0:33:18]
thief him.
Speaker 0 · [0:33:20]
Very
Speaker 0 · [0:33:22]
well. He is
Speaker 0 · [0:33:23]
snoring as fire to snore.
Speaker 4 · [0:33:33]
16
Speaker 4 · [0:33:40]
plus
Speaker 4 · [0:33:42]
plus
Speaker 4 · [0:33:48]
2
Speaker 4 · [0:33:49]
Speaker 0 · [0:33:50]
You were able to slink in
Speaker 0 · [0:33:55]
and not awaken him and crouch down right next to his pookets
Speaker 0 · [0:34:00]
Mhmm. Such as they were.
Speaker 4 · [0:34:03]
And if you’re trying to pickpocket them, we’ll need another 1.
Speaker 3 · [0:34:07]
Okay.
Speaker 3 · [0:34:08]
Side of hand this time, not dexterity.
Speaker 4 · [0:34:12]
Oh.
Speaker 6 · [0:34:18]
- Can I toss him a Bardicain spell? Yeah.
Speaker 6 · [0:34:22]
Mhmm.
Speaker 4 · [0:34:23]
Otherwise, you’d like fight against. What is that? Is that me I mean, to get to reroll. Yeah. Yeah. No. No. Oh, yeah. You add add on. Add on what? To the roll. Add another roll to the 6 or something like that.
Speaker 3 · [0:34:38]
Where’s the 1 d 8?
Speaker 4 · [0:34:42]
Is glitching.
Speaker 4 · [0:34:44]
Spells,
Speaker 4 · [0:34:45]
like,
Speaker 4 · [0:34:46]
it’s not a spell.
Speaker 6 · [0:35:06]
Creature gains 1 of your Bardic inspiration die 1 d 8 once within the next hour. When you fill a d 20, you can roll the Bardic inspiration and add the number. Can add 1 d 8. And the way the bagpipes, you’re just hearing whistle on It’s an 8.
Speaker 2 · [0:35:20]
Speaker 4 · [0:35:21]
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 0 · [0:35:23]
Through the room, you can hear the slightest, faintest
Speaker 0 · [0:35:26]
bagpipe
Speaker 0 · [0:35:27]
song coming from the other room and it is
Speaker 0 · [0:35:30]
whisking around your fingers as you pickpocket.
Speaker 0 · [0:35:34]
Then you successfully retrieve without a weight and renewed
Speaker 0 · [0:35:38]
33 gold.
Speaker 4 · [0:35:40]
G. D. Worth it. And a little pouch.
Speaker 3 · [0:35:43]
Nice. And a key.
Speaker 2 · [0:35:46]
Okay. Okay. 1 2nd. I’m gonna add that to my spell.
Speaker 5 · [0:35:51]
Do we have, like, a spell that can
Speaker 5 · [0:35:54]
incapacitate
Speaker 5 · [0:35:55]
him?
Speaker 5 · [0:35:56]
Should keep him
Speaker 5 · [0:35:59]
well, he’s already incapacitated, but I mean, we could We
Speaker 4 · [0:36:03]
probably
Speaker 5 · [0:36:04]
just kill him. Think so? Yeah. It was good for reading. Is there any information we want might wanna get out of him? Oh, we should tie him up. Yeah. Time up.
Speaker 1 · [0:36:11]
Yeah.
Speaker 6 · [0:36:12]
Enter.
Speaker 0 · [0:36:13]
Shit. Where’s mine? I think we should tie How do I fucking okay. Here we go.
Speaker 2 · [0:36:21]
It’s
Speaker 2 · [0:36:22]
it’s 30
Speaker 4 · [0:36:23]
GP and what else?
Speaker 3 · [0:36:26]
A key.
Speaker 4 · [0:36:29]
A key.
Speaker 3 · [0:36:33]
K.
Speaker 4 · [0:36:37]
Added.
Speaker 2 · [0:36:39]
Okay. So I’m gonna slowly stand up, and I’m gonna
Speaker 2 · [0:36:44]
I’m gonna take my my finger
Speaker 2 · [0:36:47]
and I look at it. I’m like I’m looking at my finger, and I’m looking at his mouth.
Speaker 2 · [0:36:54]
I see, like,
Speaker 2 · [0:36:55]
and
Speaker 2 · [0:36:56]
I’m like
Speaker 2 · [0:36:58]
I go You’re making the noise back at it. I go from index I go from index to pinky,
Speaker 2 · [0:37:03]
and I kinda nod to myself.
Speaker 2 · [0:37:05]
And I take my pinky finger, and I slip it into his mouth. Alright. And
Speaker 2 · [0:37:11]
I’m basically I’m prepared to
Speaker 4 · [0:37:14]
Lose Oh, I know it’s coming.
Speaker 2 · [0:37:17]
Elder blast him in the face. Okay. But I’m I’m swirling my finger around his mouth a little bit to see what he does.
Speaker 4 · [0:37:25]
His
Speaker 0 · [0:37:35]
eyes go really wide, but as 1 who awakens with a gun in their mouth,
Speaker 0 · [0:37:41]
their eyes shoot open, they they’re inclined to do something. They can feel
Speaker 0 · [0:37:47]
the eldritch
Speaker 0 · [0:37:49]
touching
Speaker 0 · [0:37:50]
the hot iron eldritch touching your gums.
Speaker 0 · [0:37:54]
Tickles.
Speaker 0 · [0:37:55]
Okay.
Speaker 2 · [0:37:56]
Hey,
Speaker 2 · [0:37:58]
man. You wanna talk about some stuff?
Speaker 0 · [0:38:00]
And
Speaker 0 · [0:38:01]
he tries to respond, but his tongue keeps
Speaker 0 · [0:38:05]
tickling your finger.
Speaker 2 · [0:38:07]
Slowly I slowly pull my finger out with a little pop.
Speaker 2 · [0:38:12]
And I’m like,
Speaker 2 · [0:38:14]
hey, man.
Speaker 2 · [0:38:16]
What are you up to?
Speaker 4 · [0:38:21]
Am I?
Speaker 2 · [0:38:23]
Who are you?
Speaker 2 · [0:38:26]
I’m your supervisor.
Speaker 2 · [0:38:30]
Fire pyre
Speaker 2 · [0:38:32]
2,000
Speaker 2 · [0:38:34]
from way up top. I can’t I’m I was sitting here by the dragon,
Speaker 2 · [0:38:39]
Siegfried, and
Speaker 2 · [0:38:41]
he wanna make sure that things were going smoothly down here, and apparently, they’re not. Rule for persuasion.
Speaker 4 · [0:38:51]
Oh.
Speaker 4 · [0:38:55]
Okay.
Speaker 4 · [0:38:56]
Let’s see what my persuasion
Speaker 4 · [0:39:04]
wait. What was that? Was that a 4? 4. 8.
Speaker 4 · [0:39:14]
Of course. Of course. I’m so sorry. I’m I’m so sorry.
Speaker 0 · [0:39:18]
See,
Speaker 0 · [0:39:19]
course, didn’t you? I should have recognized you as 1 of these disciples.
Speaker 0 · [0:39:23]
Firebolt.
Speaker 0 · [0:39:24]
Right
Speaker 0 · [0:39:25]
at your face.
Speaker 4 · [0:39:28]
Okay.
Speaker 0 · [0:39:40]
Does
Speaker 0 · [0:39:52]
a 15 hit.
Speaker 2 · [0:40:02]
No. Armor class 16. Oh, the fireball
Speaker 0 · [0:40:06]
just goes right by your neck.
Speaker 2 · [0:40:10]
I I yell,
Speaker 2 · [0:40:16]
shit. I should’ve named my I’m monologuing a little bit.
Speaker 2 · [0:40:20]
He misses. I’m like, should’ve named my
Speaker 2 · [0:40:23]
fucking
Speaker 2 · [0:40:24]
my
Speaker 2 · [0:40:25]
ether hound or whatever.
Speaker 2 · [0:40:27]
Spectre guy. My Spectre guy.
Speaker 2 · [0:40:31]
Alright. What I’ve already got Hyperspectral.
Speaker 2 · [0:40:33]
Maybe I call him, like
Speaker 4 · [0:40:47]
py to attack. Okay. And that’s an action,
Speaker 2 · [0:40:50]
though. Does it? I don’t know. He’s a separate entity.
Speaker 2 · [0:40:53]
Okay. Right. I don’t know.
Speaker 2 · [0:40:55]
I guess I wouldn’t dare Google search it.
Speaker 2 · [0:41:03]
It it literally tells me, like, nothing. Like, I’ve basically
Speaker 2 · [0:41:07]
told me nothing about this
Speaker 2 · [0:41:10]
thing. So I
Speaker 3 · [0:41:13]
know it’s got plus Yeah. Yeah. You’re good. You’re good.
Speaker 2 · [0:41:16]
You don’t have to use an attack. And I’m gonna I’m gonna blast him with a little That’s fair. Okay. With a
Speaker 2 · [0:41:23]
Alright. Of those
Speaker 2 · [0:41:25]
things. Eldritch blast. Eldritch blast. Yeah.
Speaker 4 · [0:41:33]
Yeah.
Speaker 6 · [0:41:36]
While they’re battling, can I show up in Bolo’s guide and learn a little bit about this
Speaker 6 · [0:41:41]
warlock nude
Speaker 6 · [0:41:42]
warrior?
Speaker 2 · [0:41:43]
K. At will.
Speaker 4 · [0:41:45]
He’s a medium humanoid
Speaker 4 · [0:41:47]
fire noob.
Speaker 2 · [0:41:49]
He’s a medium of fire.
Speaker 2 · [0:41:53]
Okay. So it’s a 14 plus spellcaster.
Speaker 2 · [0:41:57]
It’s a 21
Speaker 0 · [0:41:59]
is my attack. He speaks draconic in Ingen.
Speaker 3 · [0:42:03]
He has 32.
Speaker 2 · [0:42:08]
I hit him with 9.
Speaker 2 · [0:42:11]
With the Eldridge? With the Eldridge. And then
Speaker 2 · [0:42:15]
oh, I think I’m supposed to roll,
Speaker 4 · [0:42:18]
like, initiative or something. Yeah. I did see something about that. I did get information out of it. Yeah. You’re okay. It’s just this 1 guy. Faf’s in there too. I
Speaker 4 · [0:42:27]
am? Are you in there? I don’t know if you wanna be. Yeah. Faf’s is just inside
Speaker 1 · [0:42:30]
the door.
Speaker 4 · [0:42:34]
And he’s got a thing that he’s gonna do if you’re cool with it.
Speaker 2 · [0:42:40]
Just tell me when. What did the Spectre do? He
Speaker 2 · [0:42:43]
did, like, a spectral
Speaker 2 · [0:42:46]
slasher.
Speaker 2 · [0:42:47]
I don’t know what it can do. It just attacked him. Alright. He has
Speaker 0 · [0:42:51]
plus 4 to hit.
Speaker 0 · [0:42:52]
So roll What your
Speaker 2 · [0:42:56]
is it? A 1 it’s a 3 d 6 or something? That’s for damage.
Speaker 0 · [0:43:00]
So you gotta roll your attack hit points. What’s the attack hit point? Or
Speaker 3 · [0:43:08]
Special.
Speaker 2 · [0:43:13]
It’s plus 4 in the Right. Did did on constitution.
Speaker 2 · [0:43:19]
Constitution?
Speaker 2 · [0:43:21]
Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [0:43:22]
What do you mean? Like a 1 d 20? A 1 d 20. Yeah. Just And add 4?
Speaker 2 · [0:43:30]
Speaker 0 · [0:43:32]
Alright. That hits.
Speaker 2 · [0:43:34]
Okay. And then what is his attack? 3 d 6 damage.
Speaker 3 · [0:43:37]
3 D 6.
Speaker 2 · [0:43:42]
6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Speaker 3 · [0:43:44]
19
Speaker 3 · [0:43:45]
damage.
Speaker 0 · [0:43:46]
Correct. The fire gets beaten in the lighted path. It’s your turn.
Speaker 1 · [0:43:50]
Okay. So
Speaker 1 · [0:43:51]
it’s just me and Bodius in the room for this. Right? That’s right. I
Speaker 4 · [0:43:57]
don’t know if you guys caught on the whole religious thing
Speaker 4 · [0:44:00]
yet
Speaker 4 · [0:44:01]
or not.
Speaker 1 · [0:44:03]
But,
Speaker 1 · [0:44:05]
you know, you’re familiar with thaumaturgy?
Speaker 4 · [0:44:07]
Not
Speaker 4 · [0:44:08]
the spell.
Speaker 4 · [0:44:10]
The spell, actually. So
Speaker 1 · [0:44:14]
Faf simultaneously
Speaker 1 · [0:44:16]
uses
Speaker 1 · [0:44:17]
altered eyes
Speaker 1 · [0:44:19]
via thaumaturgy.
Speaker 1 · [0:44:20]
His eyes turn black in the doorway.
Speaker 1 · [0:44:22]
And
Speaker 1 · [0:44:25]
then he uses
Speaker 1 · [0:44:28]
harmless tremors in the ground for 1 minute. So the ground is now shaking Mhmm.
Speaker 1 · [0:44:33]
In this room with this guy. And simultaneously,
Speaker 1 · [0:44:36]
he uses
Speaker 1 · [0:44:37]
booming voice
Speaker 1 · [0:44:39]
and says,
Speaker 1 · [0:44:40]
I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the morning and the night, night,
Speaker 1 · [0:44:44]
stronger than the fountains of earth.
Speaker 1 · [0:44:46]
All shall love me in despair.
Speaker 1 · [0:44:49]
Which
Speaker 1 · [0:44:52]
is all just pure theatrics.
Speaker 4 · [0:44:54]
What is that? It’s
Speaker 4 · [0:44:57]
1 of the rings. It’s
Speaker 1 · [0:45:00]
when Fredo offers Galadriel the ring. Oh, Yeah.
Speaker 4 · [0:45:03]
So
Speaker 1 · [0:45:05]
so Faf basically says some shit like that while in the Norway making the ground shake with his dark eyes.
Speaker 0 · [0:45:11]
Booming voice is 3 times normal voice. I think it’s really only supposed to be 1 of those effects.
Speaker 1 · [0:45:16]
But
Speaker 4 · [0:45:17]
So it straight up says You can have up to
Speaker 1 · [0:45:20]
and it’s 1 of them effect.
Speaker 4 · [0:45:24]
That’s you cast it more than that. Yeah. It’s it doesn’t do anything. It doesn’t do anything.
Speaker 4 · [0:45:29]
It’s all just for show. It’s the flag thing, but does advantage on
Speaker 4 · [0:45:34]
It does Fire play.
Speaker 0 · [0:45:37]
Give everyone else advantage on attacks. Really? This person. Oh, that’s kinda panicked. Because the the Warlock is now terrified by this
Speaker 0 · [0:45:46]
You increasingly
Speaker 4 · [0:45:48]
an unlocked door to or window to fly open too. Is it his turn? Doors fly open. No. Here, I mean, it’s just 3. No. It’s Oh, you choose 3 of those. So that that’s my turn?
Speaker 4 · [0:45:59]
Well, that’s an action. Yeah. Is it?
Speaker 4 · [0:46:01]
Well, then I guess I’ll just have to use my other action to come hit the guy with the max. I
Speaker 0 · [0:46:05]
think that you can only do a 2nd
Speaker 0 · [0:46:07]
attack if you attack. 2 actions per turn.
Speaker 0 · [0:46:11]
Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:46:12]
I did did it. Okay. I didn’t know that it counts as an action.
Speaker 1 · [0:46:15]
Spells count as an action. Yeah. And you only get 1 action unless it’s an attack, in which case I get 2.
Speaker 0 · [0:46:22]
Right. Because you have multiple
Speaker 0 · [0:46:26]
attacks.
Speaker 4 · [0:46:27]
Attacks per action, 2.
Speaker 1 · [0:46:29]
Okay. Alright. That’s my turn. I didn’t do anything. Great. So a spell doesn’t count as an action. A spell does count as an action, apparently. 1 action? Yeah.
Speaker 6 · [0:46:38]
Versus
Speaker 1 · [0:46:39]
2 attacks. No. I get 2
Speaker 1 · [0:46:42]
I get 2 attacks
Speaker 1 · [0:46:44]
per action,
Speaker 3 · [0:46:45]
but I only get 1 action per turn. So you didn’t take an action an attack action.
Speaker 1 · [0:46:52]
I just, yeah, I just walked in the room and you made made it shake and yelled some shit. It is still shaking and I do still have black eyes. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You’re mortifying.
Speaker 5 · [0:47:00]
Yeah.
Speaker 5 · [0:47:01]
Well,
Speaker 5 · [0:47:03]
my 1 of my spells is a cantrip, but it also comes up under my attacks.
Speaker 4 · [0:47:08]
The primal sub Yeah. Savagery.
Speaker 5 · [0:47:11]
Yeah. It’s an action, but it’s an attack too.
Speaker 0 · [0:47:14]
Or it’s a spell, but it’s an attack. Right. So but don’t you right. So that would be an your action, primal savagery.
Speaker 0 · [0:47:22]
Mhmm. And then you would do an abundance action on top of it, which I think is your flurry of blows.
Speaker 6 · [0:47:27]
But it’s I feel like as long as it shows up under actions,
Speaker 2 · [0:47:30]
even it’s a spell, it’s fine.
Speaker 4 · [0:47:34]
Oh, yeah. So I gave 2. Spells are always an action.
Speaker 0 · [0:47:41]
Some spells you can cast as a bonus action, though.
Speaker 0 · [0:47:45]
You can only ever do 1 bonus action. You can ever do 1 action and 1 bonus action unless you have something that says Ex Within 1 action, I can take 5 attacks. So
Speaker 0 · [0:47:57]
that means if I take a bonus action,
Speaker 0 · [0:48:00]
I get 4 attacks in 1 round. Right.
Speaker 6 · [0:48:04]
If I Yeah. Now have
Speaker 6 · [0:48:06]
2 attacks per action, I could
Speaker 6 · [0:48:09]
dual wield crossbow
Speaker 4 · [0:48:10]
Mhmm. Twice.
Speaker 4 · [0:48:12]
That’s right. And then
Speaker 6 · [0:48:14]
flourish. So you’re going yak yak. And then you do the bonus action.
Speaker 6 · [0:48:19]
Yes.
Speaker 3 · [0:48:20]
I’m
Speaker 4 · [0:48:22]
not entirely sure. That’s fine. We can deal with it later.
Speaker 4 · [0:48:26]
Yeah.
Speaker 4 · [0:48:27]
I think that’s right.
Speaker 2 · [0:48:30]
It’s an action bonus action.
Speaker 3 · [0:48:33]
Yeah. I guess I get 2 actions per attack. You
Speaker 0 · [0:48:39]
get 2 actions per no. You get 2 attacks per action. Or yes. Right. So you can go crossbow,
Speaker 0 · [0:48:46]
crossbow,
Speaker 0 · [0:48:47]
bonus action,
Speaker 0 · [0:48:48]
crossbow
Speaker 0 · [0:48:49]
slash and clutch.
Speaker 6 · [0:48:51]
Oh, I’d tell you that. But if my action is a
Speaker 6 · [0:48:59]
2 handed
Speaker 6 · [0:49:00]
no. That’s a bonus action. Never mind. Okay. But
Speaker 4 · [0:49:04]
you can do 3 attacks.
Speaker 1 · [0:49:06]
Yeah. Yeah. Why can you do 3, but I can I can do 4? Because
Speaker 0 · [0:49:11]
your bonus action
Speaker 0 · [0:49:13]
gives you a whole new attack action.
Speaker 4 · [0:49:18]
Okay.
Speaker 0 · [0:49:20]
Your bonus act the the the 2nd
Speaker 0 · [0:49:24]
the action surge is basically like you never took. You get another action. A whole another action. Right. And because within your He doesn’t he doesn’t have an action surge. Right. Within your action, you get 2 attacks. Gotcha.
Speaker 6 · [0:49:37]
I it could technically be 4 because I have 2 attacks per action,
Speaker 6 · [0:49:41]
and then my bonus action could be 2 fighting.
Speaker 4 · [0:49:45]
So then I can bang bang again.
Speaker 0 · [0:49:49]
I think 2 weapon by yeah. Well, I’ll have to look at it. But, yeah, possibly.
Speaker 4 · [0:49:54]
I’ll say possibly that. You might be right.
Speaker 0 · [0:49:59]
Alright. Alright. Y’all killed the fire nude, Wodak, and Enix.
Speaker 4 · [0:50:04]
Well
Speaker 4 · [0:50:05]
Okay. So well, y’all come in and start attacking this motherfucker? I just finished my turn. I just yelled some shit. Yeah. We gotta I
Speaker 5 · [0:50:12]
I we gotta incapacity this guy.
Speaker 5 · [0:50:15]
Get some information out of him.
Speaker 5 · [0:50:18]
So I’d like to edge him on death, you know.
Speaker 5 · [0:50:22]
Just get him as close to death as possible, but then
Speaker 5 · [0:50:26]
have him
Speaker 5 · [0:50:28]
edge a little bit. Uh-huh.
Speaker 5 · [0:50:31]
I’m gonna try
Speaker 5 · [0:50:32]
going in there,
Speaker 5 · [0:50:34]
my lobster claw, and just
Speaker 4 · [0:50:37]
kind of like
Speaker 4 · [0:50:40]
Clock arresting? Stroke his head with it.
Speaker 5 · [0:50:44]
Yes. Alright. And then
Speaker 5 · [0:50:46]
put it underneath his neck and start squeezing until
Speaker 5 · [0:50:49]
he’s almost
Speaker 4 · [0:50:52]
And it it worked. Best did. It sees that he’s still around. I’m heard he is incapacitated.
Speaker 4 · [0:50:56]
He is incapacitated.
Speaker 0 · [0:51:00]
Alright. With the combination of the claw and the petrification
Speaker 4 · [0:51:04]
that
Speaker 4 · [0:51:05]
that way down,
Speaker 4 · [0:51:07]
he is
Speaker 4 · [0:51:08]
fully surrendered.
Speaker 4 · [0:51:10]
Submitted to us? Submitted.
Speaker 5 · [0:51:13]
Tell me your name.
Speaker 3 · [0:51:19]
Dastron.
Speaker 6 · [0:51:21]
Dastron.
Speaker 6 · [0:51:22]
Right?
Speaker 6 · [0:51:23]
What are you doing here?
Speaker 4 · [0:51:29]
Just hiss at me.
Speaker 5 · [0:51:32]
Do you think you’re in any position to hiss right now? I thought you should. Donning lobster go around your neck.
Speaker 4 · [0:51:40]
That is master.
Speaker 4 · [0:51:42]
I’m sorry.
Speaker 4 · [0:51:44]
I’m sorry. I don’t
Speaker 2 · [0:51:47]
just just wait for my back. Command I’m sorry. I command Hyperspectastic
Speaker 2 · [0:51:51]
to go tickle this motherfucker.
Speaker 2 · [0:51:54]
Tickle
Speaker 2 · [0:51:55]
a
Speaker 2 · [0:51:56]
little bit.
Speaker 3 · [0:51:59]
He’s laughing a little, but he’s also indignant.
Speaker 5 · [0:52:06]
Don’t seem to have any respect for us.
Speaker 4 · [0:52:08]
No. That’s of course, I do master. Who’s your master?
Speaker 4 · [0:52:13]
What?
Speaker 4 · [0:52:15]
Were you your master now?
Speaker 2 · [0:52:17]
Yeah. Whatever you want. Who was your master before this? Amex.
Speaker 2 · [0:52:24]
Amex?
Speaker 4 · [0:52:26]
Amex. Amex.
Speaker 4 · [0:52:28]
American Express. Slayed to try to code. Amex.
Speaker 2 · [0:52:31]
I m I x.
Speaker 3 · [0:52:33]
I m I x. It does say this on the answer. He’s a he’s a world academics.
Speaker 4 · [0:52:37]
Is she a baddie?
Speaker 4 · [0:52:43]
Tell you
Speaker 4 · [0:52:44]
to not talk to me.
Speaker 5 · [0:52:46]
Sorry. Can you can you let me handle this?
Speaker 3 · [0:52:49]
Oh, you’re light. You gotta think. I’m tired of you. Hold on. Let me tickle him a little bit. There you go. Give him a quick tickle.
Speaker 4 · [0:52:56]
I’ll tell you anything because I’m more brandy.
Speaker 6 · [0:53:00]
Pour more brandy? Yeah.
Speaker 5 · [0:53:04]
I think we might have some brandy and a good spare.
Speaker 3 · [0:53:09]
A little bit of brandy in his mouth.
Speaker 3 · [0:53:12]
Is he gonna spit I hate things like hissing at us. It’s weird.
Speaker 4 · [0:53:17]
What
Speaker 5 · [0:53:21]
goes on in these chambers?
Speaker 4 · [0:53:25]
We we
Speaker 4 · [0:53:26]
are learning we are learning the ways that we are mining the door. We will make gold, mini money money before he makes.
Speaker 3 · [0:53:33]
Jug on a dwarf, you say?
Speaker 4 · [0:53:35]
You’re making money down here? We we we forge.
Speaker 2 · [0:53:40]
Is is this a gold mine?
Speaker 2 · [0:53:42]
Is this a gold mine? I’d add a mantine gold,
Speaker 4 · [0:53:46]
you know,
Speaker 0 · [0:53:47]
your classic oars.
Speaker 4 · [0:53:50]
Right.
Speaker 6 · [0:53:52]
1st What does it I’ll walk you through room. What does it mix want with these
Speaker 4 · [0:53:58]
monies and doors and
Speaker 4 · [0:54:00]
such?
Speaker 4 · [0:54:03]
We can find more
Speaker 4 · [0:54:06]
evangelism.
Speaker 0 · [0:54:08]
What are you evangelizing?
Speaker 4 · [0:54:10]
The fire loot. The fire loot? The fire loot. 1 of the fire loots. Superior to all others.
Speaker 0 · [0:54:17]
Zoe lives in some caves
Speaker 4 · [0:54:21]
deep down in this
Speaker 4 · [0:54:23]
dungeon. You’re all tired of this motherfucker.
Speaker 4 · [0:54:25]
We travel from
Speaker 4 · [0:54:28]
place to place. We claim we conquer.
Speaker 4 · [0:54:32]
What else have you claimed we conquered? We will not leave, then we claim the albino duo treasure.
Speaker 6 · [0:54:38]
What treasure?
Speaker 3 · [0:54:41]
Nothing.
Speaker 6 · [0:54:42]
What
Speaker 6 · [0:54:43]
treasure? Is the treasure in here?
Speaker 1 · [0:54:47]
No. Do you guys I cast
Speaker 3 · [0:54:50]
zone of truth.
Speaker 1 · [0:54:52]
Oh.
Speaker 1 · [0:54:53]
- Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:54:55]
Let’s go.
Speaker 4 · [0:54:56]
It’s back.
Speaker 4 · [0:54:58]
What’s it do?
Speaker 6 · [0:55:00]
I create a magical zone that guards against deception in a 15 foot radius sphere centered centered on a point within range until the spell ends a creature that enters the spell’s area for the 1st time on a turn, starts its turn there,
Speaker 6 · [0:55:12]
makes a charisma saving throw on a failed save. The creature can’t speak a deliberate lie while in the radius.
Speaker 6 · [0:55:19]
Mhmm. You know whether a creature succeeds or fails in the save.
Speaker 6 · [0:55:23]
An affected creature is aware of the spelling can avoid answering questions to which it would normally respond with a lie. Such a creature can be evasive yet must be truthful duration turn to minutes.
Speaker 4 · [0:55:33]
Hell yeah. And because he’s been servile,
Speaker 4 · [0:55:37]
he will fail on the check, so he will speak truth.
Speaker 3 · [0:55:44]
I just forget
Speaker 4 · [0:56:14]
They don’t order the trash can. In 1 room, we can’t get in. And we don’t know how get through the door in the trash can. But here, I found that I
Speaker 4 · [0:56:20]
I don’t listen The key. Don’t listen to Aldous Astron.
Speaker 4 · [0:56:25]
Listen the Dastron. I found the key. Here.
Speaker 4 · [0:56:28]
I don’t have the key.
Speaker 4 · [0:56:30]
I’ve got the key, you silly bitch.
Speaker 6 · [0:56:36]
Where’s the Straight
Speaker 4 · [0:56:39]
through that door across the bridge.
Speaker 4 · [0:56:42]
Okay.
Speaker 6 · [0:56:43]
Alright. So you’re supposed affiliation
Speaker 1 · [0:56:45]
with Sigilried?
Speaker 0 · [0:56:48]
Not affiliated.
Speaker 2 · [0:56:50]
Just like neighbors? You just you guys ever talk to him?
Speaker 6 · [0:56:54]
What does he know about that? So you have the key. You know where the door is. You’ve seen the treasure. I got a key, 1 key. And now it’s
Speaker 4 · [0:57:02]
got you need 3 key. 3 key?
Speaker 4 · [0:57:06]
Or or we weave the door. They they sign the 1 to tell us. I I don’t think Simon would. Fuck. There’s
Speaker 4 · [0:57:14]
other way to get in. Dwarf? No. I don’t need. Simon didn’t mention shit about him.
Speaker 2 · [0:57:20]
About him. I already talked to him. He’s he’s long gone.
Speaker 2 · [0:57:24]
How many more of your newt buddies are in this dungeon?
Speaker 4 · [0:57:28]
There’s we have a whole horde right outside of the forge. 10 newts at least. Oh, we killed them? Oh, yeah. Those are all gone.
Speaker 3 · [0:57:37]
Those are all those those are all the mutes? Who’s got the
Speaker 2 · [0:57:41]
who’s got more information about this the keys?
Speaker 4 · [0:57:44]
I’m the only 1 that’s on the key. No 1 made progress on it. Would you find a
Speaker 6 · [0:57:49]
Were Simon and his friends the only his 1 friend the only 2 albino dwarves left down here? Yeah.
Speaker 4 · [0:57:56]
We didn’t see any But Aldatron
Speaker 6 · [0:57:59]
may have 1 more, but I don’t think I think he’s got 1. Who’s Aldatron?
Speaker 3 · [0:58:03]
Nobody.
Speaker 6 · [0:58:17]
Where is where Albastrom?
Speaker 4 · [0:58:19]
Probably at the shrine. Where’s the shrine?
Speaker 2 · [0:58:23]
That’s in that door. Over there. Which door right over where is this? Right.
Speaker 6 · [0:58:28]
Across across the map. There. He’s in that door. Alright. Wait. Just the The door to the right over the bridge was where the treasure is.
Speaker 3 · [0:58:37]
The door up
Speaker 0 · [0:58:39]
from where I’m standing and to the right across the bridge is treasure.
Speaker 0 · [0:58:43]
The door immediately to the right,
Speaker 0 · [0:58:46]
Aldani Shine.
Speaker 3 · [0:58:48]
So he’s in this room right next to us?
Speaker 0 · [0:58:51]
No.
Speaker 0 · [0:58:52]
No. He’s in the shrine.
Speaker 4 · [0:58:55]
Is he nice?
Speaker 2 · [0:58:56]
He’s gonna be chill, good vibes, or no?
Speaker 2 · [0:59:00]
What are his weaknesses?
Speaker 4 · [0:59:04]
Water.
Speaker 4 · [0:59:05]
Water?
Speaker 4 · [0:59:06]
Cold water. He’s
Speaker 2 · [0:59:09]
allergic to newts?
Speaker 4 · [0:59:11]
We are newts. We are newts. No. He don’t need water. Yeah.
Speaker 6 · [0:59:15]
Makes sense. Should’ve thought about that.
Speaker 6 · [0:59:20]
Do you know what the treasure is?
Speaker 4 · [0:59:24]
Some
Speaker 4 · [0:59:24]
some say just about the money. Some say
Speaker 3 · [0:59:28]
I don’t don’t know. Know.
Speaker 2 · [0:59:30]
Say what? Other things. Things. Money
Speaker 2 · [0:59:33]
and stuff. Do you not mutter when you talk to us, please? What do you Yeah. This is my knowledge. What do you wish we didn’t know
Speaker 2 · [0:59:40]
right now? What is what are you trying not to tell us?
Speaker 4 · [0:59:45]
Nothing.
Speaker 4 · [0:59:47]
You’re not hoping we won’t ask something?
Speaker 5 · [0:59:51]
No. What what was your childhood like?
Speaker 2 · [0:59:57]
Bountiful.
Speaker 2 · [0:59:59]
Do you
Speaker 6 · [1:00:00]
reproductively,
Speaker 6 · [1:00:02]
how do you newts work? Because you’re humanoid.
Speaker 4 · [1:00:08]
It’s a little bit like a It’s a little bit like a mammal,
Speaker 4 · [1:00:11]
but we’re egg laying mammals. You know? So
Speaker 4 · [1:00:14]
call us a or whatever.
Speaker 4 · [1:00:17]
But I’m I’m
Speaker 4 · [1:00:19]
I’m just kinda right
Speaker 4 · [1:00:22]
up into, you know, new test.
Speaker 0 · [1:00:26]
Up to new test. And then but
Speaker 4 · [1:00:29]
not pork chop. Soft chop has yolk almost. Like in ramen? A little more yeah. Oh. 0. Wow. And then that egg. And
Speaker 4 · [1:00:40]
then, like,
Speaker 0 · [1:00:41]
15 or or 400 or so.
Speaker 0 · [1:00:45]
Alright.
Speaker 1 · [1:00:45]
We should kill this newt. Alright. Do you have children yourself?
Speaker 6 · [1:00:50]
No. Do you yes. Yeah. Are you sure? Yeah. Do
Speaker 4 · [1:00:54]
you have a wife? A husband? No. The patriarchal
Speaker 4 · [1:00:58]
society. Could we say
Speaker 6 · [1:01:01]
say we managed to get 1 of you fire dudes to reproduce for us? Do we do you think we could
Speaker 6 · [1:01:09]
harvest the milk? Do you think we could train
Speaker 6 · [1:01:12]
baby fire nudes to
Speaker 1 · [1:01:14]
join our legion? How big are you guys when your baby’s,
Speaker 3 · [1:01:19]
like jar sized?
Speaker 4 · [1:01:21]
Jar sized.
Speaker 0 · [1:01:25]
But you’re, like, this big as baby.
Speaker 4 · [1:01:28]
And then Oh.
Speaker 4 · [1:01:30]
No. That’s jar size. Down here. So if we can get some newts, we can fill up a jug. Okay. But do you think if we could find a new test
Speaker 3 · [1:01:38]
that so are
Speaker 4 · [1:01:41]
you find a new test, you bring her to me and we make.
Speaker 6 · [1:01:44]
And would you would you would
Speaker 6 · [1:01:47]
you produce baby newts that support our cause?
Speaker 4 · [1:01:52]
They would always be loyal to me, but Do you support a cause?
Speaker 4 · [1:01:56]
Yes.
Speaker 4 · [1:01:57]
What cause? What’s the nits? M x.
Speaker 1 · [1:02:00]
Is M x,
Speaker 1 · [1:02:02]
like,
Speaker 1 · [1:02:03]
real or is this this kinda like a figment of your imagination?
Speaker 1 · [1:02:07]
Is it is it false idol?
Speaker 0 · [1:02:09]
People people have reported.
Speaker 1 · [1:02:12]
So you’ve met him? Who
Speaker 1 · [1:02:14]
who is You’ve you’ve not met Amex?
Speaker 4 · [1:02:17]
Amex is a god? You have to do many things.
Speaker 4 · [1:02:21]
Like, many many things. I mean, what? You have to get the English. You have to get the English. You have to go to the
Speaker 4 · [1:02:27]
Albino or Song Of The East before maybe you could get maybe an invitation.
Speaker 2 · [1:02:33]
You get an invitation to meet an emyx?
Speaker 6 · [1:02:35]
Let me. Do you do you know anything about what goes on outside of
Speaker 6 · [1:02:42]
these caves?
Speaker 2 · [1:02:44]
Yeah. Have you ever heard of the
Speaker 2 · [1:02:46]
The death curse. The death curse or the what’s that
Speaker 2 · [1:02:50]
what’s that group? The
Speaker 2 · [1:02:52]
symposium. The symposium.
Speaker 2 · [1:02:54]
You heard of those guys? No. We did.
Speaker 3 · [1:02:57]
We we’ve been searching for, you know
Speaker 3 · [1:03:00]
Sewer Tinkerers? Sort of, know,
Speaker 2 · [1:03:03]
Super Tinkerers Society. You heard about those guys? No.
Speaker 2 · [1:03:07]
Have you ever seen this rune?
Speaker 4 · [1:03:11]
No. Wait. Wait.
Speaker 3 · [1:03:13]
Have you seen this before? Ever seen that? Ever seen that? Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [1:03:18]
You
Speaker 4 · [1:03:20]
seen that? Yeah. Little little man. Alright.
Speaker 2 · [1:03:23]
I’m getting tired of this. Let’s kill it. I’m rolling this dice, and if I roll a 6,
Speaker 2 · [1:03:29]
I’m gonna shoot you in face. Okay.
Speaker 2 · [1:03:32]
And
Speaker 2 · [1:03:33]
I pull out my my liar’s dice.
Speaker 4 · [1:03:36]
It’s rigged.
Speaker 4 · [1:03:38]
Oh, yeah. Tried to use this for some. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 · [1:03:42]
It’s
Speaker 2 · [1:03:44]
a 6? It’s a 6. Alright.
Speaker 5 · [1:03:47]
While I’m holding him still, you stick your finger back in his mouth? Yeah. Like, sucky sucky arm.
Speaker 4 · [1:03:57]
And I blast him. It’s a pretty I feel kinda bad. It feels It goes rocketing up the Before
Speaker 6 · [1:04:03]
you do, you go for Simon.
Speaker 2 · [1:04:05]
That really was for Simon. Don’t
Speaker 4 · [1:04:10]
feel bad.
Speaker 4 · [1:04:11]
I feel bad.
Speaker 2 · [1:04:13]
That was for Simon. We could’ve gotten mad lute but Simon never even mentioned the other keys which is pretty wacko.
Speaker 4 · [1:04:20]
Yeah.
Speaker 4 · [1:04:21]
We saved them. Alright. Oh, do have Simon was not even alive. We do have
Speaker 4 · [1:04:26]
we do have those
Speaker 4 · [1:04:28]
keys to 4 of them.
Speaker 4 · [1:04:30]
Yeah. 3.
Speaker 6 · [1:04:31]
What’s your what’s your Oh, I already have 1. What’s your slide of hand modifier?
Speaker 2 · [1:04:35]
Plus 8 or plus 6. Damn. That’s bad. Damn. Slide of hand. Okay. Plus 6. Alright. So, yeah, I mean I mean I say we go into this next room. We immediately throw the piranha.
Speaker 4 · [1:04:47]
The piranha jug at him.
Speaker 4 · [1:04:49]
Woah. Get him lathered up with water, which he doesn’t like. Double
Speaker 6 · [1:04:54]
whammy bars. Skip piranhas. Do we think there’s any chance that this room immediately slopes down and we could just scoop
Speaker 6 · [1:05:01]
all of the water
Speaker 6 · [1:05:02]
from these little tubs down the Oh, there’s water in these tubs. Handicap walk. I don’t really have What if we all pick up I’m out of jail. No. A lot of these barrels are empty.
Speaker 6 · [1:05:11]
We can just Are there barrels in the room? Yeah. Yeah. The barrels in the room above us are all
Speaker 4 · [1:05:16]
empty. Let’s fill like 4 water
Speaker 6 · [1:05:19]
of them and then you Ultrash Blast them when they’re in there rolling. Rolling. Rolling in and blast them.
Speaker 2 · [1:05:27]
Or we could get
Speaker 2 · [1:05:28]
Moghammer. Could get Moghammer,
Speaker 2 · [1:05:30]
load Moghammer up filled to the brim with barrels and have him jump into battle and just in in back splash.
Speaker 2 · [1:05:39]
Do like a back buster.
Speaker 6 · [1:05:41]
I mean, tough to talk him into that. I open the coolest guide and I just check how much they hate water. Like is water gonna kill him on the spot? Yeah. Is this
Speaker 1 · [1:05:50]
Wicked Witch of the West Water, or is this fucking
Speaker 1 · [1:05:54]
It’s it’s Wicked Witch. Oh, it is.
Speaker 2 · [1:05:57]
That’s how we we have to do it. Yeah. We have to do it. Okay. So we’re we’re taking the
Speaker 0 · [1:06:02]
what is it? There’s All the all the jugs in the room, we’re gonna fill them. Right. I’m just gonna be clear, though, for just to say that over at the shrine, and the shrine is
Speaker 0 · [1:06:12]
to this right door. Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [1:06:15]
But you don’t know if the door goes right right to the trunk. Yeah. It’s it’s gonna be a thing. You Well, Moghammer’s gonna be incredibly strong. Moghammer’s very strong. We’ll put a couple barrels on him and he can tow it cut this
Speaker 1 · [1:06:27]
newt’s tail off. Can I do that?
Speaker 1 · [1:06:30]
The 1 that’s on the ground? Mhmm. Mhmm. Okay. Now that I’ve got it off, I’m kinda like rolling
Speaker 1 · [1:06:35]
the the guts and the bones of the tail out so that it makes this long sleeve sack of skin. Mhmm. Skin newt skin sleeve. And I wanna fill that with water
Speaker 1 · [1:06:47]
Mhmm. Tie it off on the end. I got a big squeezer squirter.
Speaker 2 · [1:06:53]
That’s good.
Speaker 4 · [1:06:55]
That does good. Like a super soaker. That does good. Oh, super soaker. That’s genius.
Speaker 4 · [1:07:00]
But only has like a a 10 foot range.
Speaker 6 · [1:07:04]
That’s alright. But it’s about to squeeze your squirt right now. Okay.
Speaker 6 · [1:07:07]
So we fill the barrels, load Moghammer up.
Speaker 6 · [1:07:10]
You’re in saddle.
Speaker 3 · [1:07:12]
You’re
Speaker 3 · [1:07:13]
just squirting. Moghammer
Speaker 2 · [1:07:17]
is like a large buoy like a trash buoy that they
Speaker 2 · [1:07:22]
tell us about in the Atlantic floating around.
Speaker 2 · [1:07:25]
You know, it’s he’s just got detritus
Speaker 2 · [1:07:28]
surrounding That goes. But it’s like water it’s water barrels. Alright. The barrels are full. We open the door
Speaker 3 · [1:07:35]
carefully,
Speaker 3 · [1:07:36]
quietly.
Speaker 6 · [1:07:37]
Just peek my head around the corner just to see
Speaker 6 · [1:07:40]
if it’s really
Speaker 6 · [1:07:42]
that close. The shrine is further away. What is all of these doors are?
Speaker 1 · [1:07:49]
Shit. There’s ways to get stuff in there. There’s more barrels.
Speaker 1 · [1:07:53]
Hey. Did anybody, like, have, like,
Speaker 1 · [1:07:57]
like, a scabbard or, like, something? We give you the scabbard.
Speaker 2 · [1:08:02]
I get the scabbard.
Speaker 4 · [1:08:04]
We gave you that. No. I don’t have it. Well, now you do. Well, guess do.
Speaker 4 · [1:08:09]
I don’t know if I What you gotta do? It might be in the party inventory.
Speaker 4 · [1:08:14]
Ian Craig? I don’t know. I’m gonna be out of this. The I don’t know who has the Scabbard. Was it was it written on a piece of paper? I don’t know if anybody do we have a piece of paper for him? For the Scabbard? No.
Speaker 4 · [1:08:24]
What was the Scabbard? Well, maybe. I had a note.
Speaker 2 · [1:08:31]
It takes the shape of whatever it goes on. Right? Yeah. Just trying to keep all this water off of Deck Lector. That’s why I’m searching for it. I don’t have the scabbard on the You
Speaker 0 · [1:08:41]
have the scabbard now. What is what’s special then? It forms to any weapon that you have, and it looks really cool because it’s drag black dragon scale. Okay. So it’s a it’s a scabbard. It’s a it’s a fashion piece that works for any weapon.
Speaker 4 · [1:08:55]
For your
Speaker 4 · [1:08:56]
for a debt collector? Yes.
Speaker 4 · [1:09:00]
Black Dragon,
Speaker 4 · [1:09:02]
Scabbard.
Speaker 3 · [1:09:07]
Thank you.
Speaker 6 · [1:09:16]
I saunter down the hallway
Speaker 4 · [1:09:20]
and
Speaker 4 · [1:09:23]
poke my head in all these rooms.
Speaker 4 · [1:09:26]
Right.
Speaker 0 · [1:09:31]
You find in 1 of them a balm.
Speaker 0 · [1:09:33]
A balm? A balm.
Speaker 0 · [1:09:36]
A balm. You find in another a potion of healing, regular.
Speaker 0 · [1:09:41]
And, otherwise, it’s just
Speaker 0 · [1:09:45]
pretty storage
Speaker 0 · [1:09:47]
equipment.
Speaker 0 · [1:09:49]
Alright. Can I There’s actually there in 1 of the crates,
Speaker 0 · [1:09:53]
there are 2
Speaker 0 · [1:09:55]
jugs?
Speaker 4 · [1:09:59]
Can I check the room opposite of him? He just checked all of the rooms. Checked all of them? Yeah. Damn.
Speaker 4 · [1:10:06]
So if you wanna add those 2 empty jugs
Speaker 1 · [1:10:10]
We should definitely slap those jugs onto Moghammer’s.
Speaker 1 · [1:10:14]
Yeah. Add the jugs. I’ll take care of that. Got it? Yep.
Speaker 3 · [1:10:21]
Right.
Speaker 3 · [1:10:22]
What are y’all doing?
Speaker 5 · [1:10:30]
All these rooms have been checked. I guess I’d like to
Speaker 5 · [1:10:33]
kinda sneak up to this end of the hallway Mhmm. And peer out and see what
Speaker 4 · [1:10:40]
I have 4 pieces of healing.
Speaker 4 · [1:10:42]
4? 0, shit. I don’t think anyone wants this. You don’t need them? I have 4. I’ve got 2. I don’t have any greater healing. Healing.
Speaker 2 · [1:10:51]
This is my 1st impression of healing. Is that just 1
Speaker 2 · [1:10:54]
or is that 4?
Speaker 4 · [1:10:56]
That’s just 1. I already have 4. Alright.
Speaker 3 · [1:10:59]
You can basically see
Speaker 4 · [1:11:01]
this.
Speaker 3 · [1:11:05]
Bomb? Bong.
Speaker 4 · [1:11:07]
Bong,
Speaker 4 · [1:11:08]
b o n g? Bong. Oh, bomb. Did I use that 1 bomb?
Speaker 4 · [1:11:13]
Did I use the bomb? Think we used the bomb.
Speaker 5 · [1:11:17]
Did. I had a bomb too, though.
Speaker 2 · [1:11:30]
Looking over there. It looks like there’s, like, a is that are they active
Speaker 2 · [1:11:34]
moving,
Speaker 2 · [1:11:35]
like, big lava jugs or whatever
Speaker 3 · [1:11:39]
looking over there? These are some barrels.
Speaker 3 · [1:11:42]
That are moving across the Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Are they actively moving? Yeah. The whole forge is still active.
Speaker 4 · [1:11:48]
How far bit of a leap is that? 10 feet.
Speaker 4 · [1:11:52]
10 feet.
Speaker 1 · [1:11:54]
That gets on Moghi
Speaker 2 · [1:12:03]
And then jumps across.
Speaker 2 · [1:12:04]
What’s inside the barrels moving across the lava?
Speaker 4 · [1:12:09]
Ore.
Speaker 4 · [1:12:11]
What kind of ore?
Speaker 0 · [1:12:13]
Log can jump 10 feet.
Speaker 4 · [1:12:15]
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 4 · [1:12:18]
You know this.
Speaker 2 · [1:12:20]
Is it expensive looking?
Speaker 0 · [1:12:23]
It’s they’re they’re kinda closed barrels, so it’s hard to tell.
Speaker 2 · [1:12:26]
K. I jump on 1 of the barrels or I just kinda hang on 1 move
Speaker 2 · [1:12:31]
across the gap.
Speaker 4 · [1:12:33]
Can you jump 10 feet?
Speaker 2 · [1:12:34]
I have to jump 10 feet to jump onto the barrel. I just crossed the
Speaker 2 · [1:12:39]
I don’t know. I was just I was just thinking I would, like, elegantly
Speaker 4 · [1:12:43]
Yeah.
Speaker 4 · [1:12:44]
That goes like a burst with the barrels. Yeah. The
Speaker 4 · [1:12:48]
Spectre flies, but he did.
Speaker 2 · [1:12:51]
The Spectre can fly?
Speaker 2 · [1:12:53]
Yeah. He can just he can just go wherever? Yeah. Hell yeah. I’d
Speaker 4 · [1:12:58]
like to just
Speaker 5 · [1:13:03]
flawlessly
Speaker 5 · [1:13:04]
do an epic flying squirrel over this chasm.
Speaker 0 · [1:13:09]
You’re sad. Alright. Can you go for that?
Speaker 6 · [1:13:16]
Speaker 0 · [1:13:17]
You got it. It’s it is epic.
Speaker 0 · [1:13:20]
Bit bit by claw and can can kill.
Speaker 5 · [1:13:24]
Yep.
Speaker 5 · [1:13:25]
So I had to have my hands in my pocket the whole time and
Speaker 4 · [1:13:28]
then smoke on my cigarette. What did I say I was gonna call Hypespectral?
Speaker 4 · [1:13:33]
Hypes
Speaker 4 · [1:13:34]
Hypey. Hypey.
Speaker 2 · [1:13:35]
Hypey.
Speaker 2 · [1:13:37]
Hypey. Pipy? Hypee pipy. It was hypee pipy. That’s what I said. Is that what you said? Yeah. Of course. I must have misheard you. What?
Speaker 3 · [1:13:52]
And now I must have misheard
Speaker 4 · [1:13:55]
Alright.
Speaker 4 · [1:13:57]
Alright.
Speaker 5 · [1:13:59]
Can we
Speaker 5 · [1:14:01]
do you need some help, Isilrod? Sure you can get a crosshair on your own? Can Hypey Poppy carry me?
Speaker 2 · [1:14:07]
Wait. What? It’s like a little baby. Can you cross us? Yeah. No. Crossing.
Speaker 1 · [1:14:12]
We can send Mogham back
Speaker 4 · [1:14:15]
and hop on that toad.
Speaker 4 · [1:14:18]
No. I I cross. Oh, okay.
Speaker 0 · [1:14:21]
You just cross? You just cross. That’s what you do. Alright. As y’all approach the tunnel, the reek of sulfur and burning flesh assaults your nostrils.
Speaker 4 · [1:14:32]
Oh.
Speaker 4 · [1:14:33]
And as you Ow. Nostrils.
Speaker 0 · [1:14:36]
As
Speaker 0 · [1:14:39]
y’all approach through here,
Speaker 0 · [1:14:42]
y’all can see
Speaker 0 · [1:14:44]
into this rat’s chamber.
Speaker 0 · [1:14:52]
There is a fire nude
Speaker 0 · [1:14:54]
warlock of Immex.
Speaker 0 · [1:14:56]
And at the back of this room, there is a 10 foot statue
Speaker 0 · [1:15:02]
Emmex with the fire and newt.
Speaker 0 · [1:15:05]
Warlock is
Speaker 0 · [1:15:07]
bowing
Speaker 0 · [1:15:08]
in front of the
Speaker 0 · [1:15:10]
statue looks about a 150 pounds.
Speaker 0 · [1:15:13]
It’s a fiery primordial spirit that is in the statue.
Speaker 0 · [1:15:19]
The statue looks
Speaker 0 · [1:15:20]
totally golden.
Speaker 0 · [1:15:24]
Yeah. And he’s just, like, locked in the heavy heavy fur.
Speaker 4 · [1:15:29]
This is this is not MX. This is just a firenew of MX, which is There’s an MX statue, and there is a firenew warlock just praying in the statue. Okay. I mean, think we should just barge right on in here. Let’s barge in. Let’s throw all those barrels in that motherfucker. I feel like this guy needs
Speaker 4 · [1:15:46]
the special
Speaker 4 · [1:15:47]
it’s just a bunch of water. I don’t think we need water to kill this guy. Let’s do it. You dude, you so we could blast the last one’s head right off of We probably gotta we could probably gotta talk to this guy too. He probably knows where the peques are. Okay. We’ll try to talk to him. And then if that doesn’t work, which it’s not,
Speaker 2 · [1:16:02]
we’ll
Speaker 2 · [1:16:03]
we’ll throw water at him because it’ll be epic when he melts. Alright. Return yourself into the other warlock and pretend to be him. We just had such a long conversation. I’m gonna do that. That’s a good 1. Yeah. That’s epic.
Speaker 4 · [1:16:13]
Mhmm.
Speaker 2 · [1:16:15]
I used to that other dude was anyways.
Speaker 4 · [1:16:17]
You know I’m saying?
Speaker 4 · [1:16:18]
We know all about him. I’m gonna hiss at him. I’m gonna hiss at him. Never I’m hiss
Speaker 2 · [1:16:22]
gonna His childhood was bountiful.
Speaker 0 · [1:16:25]
It’s
Speaker 0 · [1:16:27]
but what is your goal?
Speaker 2 · [1:16:29]
To
Speaker 2 · [1:16:30]
find out what he knows about the Wait. You should be
Speaker 4 · [1:16:35]
New mix? New tat.
Speaker 4 · [1:16:37]
What? You should be a lady dude. Oh, a lady dude. No. That’s not gonna work. That would be crazy. That’s not gonna work.
Speaker 3 · [1:16:44]
Wait. Can’t you turn him stuff too? Can you turn in stuff too? Yeah.
Speaker 4 · [1:16:49]
What’s the thing? Oh, you should be a lady
Speaker 1 · [1:16:52]
Yeah. This 1 should bring the lady nude in there. I’d be like, hey. We got I I found this lady nude. She says she wants to have, like, an orgy.
Speaker 0 · [1:16:59]
Fine. We’re trying to get some Newt Swimmers in a jar. Yeah. Well, okay. Yeah. That’s true. Not be able to get Newt Swimmers by pretending to be a thing. But we forgot what productive Newtow. We chopped up the last Newtow. We
Speaker 5 · [1:17:12]
also out anatomy. Of it. We also So you’re saying I shouldn’t
Speaker 6 · [1:17:16]
disguise self. It can be a lady newt. Even if you fucked this.
Speaker 2 · [1:17:20]
Well, I’m pretty sure we took the newt’s reproductive
Speaker 6 · [1:17:23]
organs. Disguise self.
Speaker 2 · [1:17:25]
Disguise self is what I’m using, sir. Okay.
Speaker 2 · [1:17:28]
Okay. And I’m gonna turn into that guy that we just cuffed on. Alright.
Speaker 4 · [1:17:33]
He’s a drunk,
Speaker 4 · [1:17:35]
hissing bitch.
Speaker 1 · [1:17:36]
I’m gonna act like him. Okay? You
Speaker 1 · [1:17:39]
should take some you stick some brandy in with you. Yeah. Take some brandy. Yeah. Take a jug of brandy. Get him really drunk. Like, to keep giving him brandy. Oh, yeah. That’s good. That’s good. That’s good. Alright. We’re kinda giggling a little bit. We’re having fun. Alright.
Speaker 2 · [1:17:51]
I walk in.
Speaker 0 · [1:17:52]
And then you walk in, and you see
Speaker 0 · [1:18:09]
warlock
Speaker 0 · [1:18:10]
fire that you imagine is probably
Speaker 0 · [1:18:13]
Al Bastron
Speaker 0 · [1:18:15]
as described by Dastron.
Speaker 0 · [1:18:17]
And he was just
Speaker 4 · [1:18:23]
Al
Speaker 4 · [1:18:35]
Come on. Why have you
Speaker 4 · [1:18:37]
interrupted me? I just slapped you a couple of times. What
Speaker 4 · [1:18:42]
is it now, you fool? Share a drink with me. We
Speaker 4 · [1:18:47]
swore off the drink until the door is unlocked, you goddamn Anderson.
Speaker 4 · [1:18:52]
More
Speaker 4 · [1:18:54]
for me.
Speaker 4 · [1:18:55]
Well wonder why I’m as cursing as bleeding the shrine now. Have you learned I found the key,
Speaker 2 · [1:19:03]
MX Drag.
Speaker 2 · [1:19:05]
You found what? I found a key. Have you found anything of note? You
Speaker 4 · [1:19:12]
found a key.
Speaker 2 · [1:19:14]
I found a key of note.
Speaker 2 · [1:19:16]
And what have you done today?
Speaker 4 · [1:19:20]
So
Speaker 2 · [1:19:28]
you don’t know of any other key?
Speaker 4 · [1:19:31]
If I know of any other key, why would I stop drinking and bragging? Why would I bragging and try evil?
Speaker 4 · [1:19:39]
It’s not the key we need to answer to. It’s a goddamn door that you failed to torture
Speaker 4 · [1:19:44]
out to tell us what the runic symbol
Speaker 4 · [1:19:48]
on the front. And it’s not regular dwarf, and it’s albino dwarf.
Speaker 4 · [1:19:54]
The keys are the time. They’ve been lost.
Speaker 5 · [1:20:00]
Well,
Speaker 5 · [1:20:02]
I don’t know what to tell you.
Speaker 4 · [1:20:09]
We start a hiss off.
Speaker 4 · [1:20:16]
I’m
Speaker 4 · [1:20:20]
sorry, though.
Speaker 2 · [1:20:22]
Just I’m sorry. I just kinda
Speaker 2 · [1:20:24]
Oh, hell yeah. I just kinda walk off. I don’t know what else to get from this guy. It’s just brandy pouring down his throat until he passes out weeping.
Speaker 4 · [1:20:34]
Yes. Cradling at the footstep of this in a statue.
Speaker 2 · [1:20:38]
Alright. I whisper, guys,
Speaker 2 · [1:20:41]
he’s totally fucked up. Come on in.
Speaker 4 · [1:20:45]
Okay.
Speaker 6 · [1:20:46]
So Faf comes in. He’s pretty keen to test to test his
Speaker 3 · [1:20:52]
squirt even tuber. Oh, test the squirt tube. So I’m just gonna squirt a little on. Let’s put some shaving cream in his hand 1st.
Speaker 0 · [1:21:01]
The water’s already squirted,
Speaker 0 · [1:21:03]
and it
Speaker 0 · [1:21:06]
it lands
Speaker 0 · [1:21:07]
on the bottom of his tail.
Speaker 0 · [1:21:12]
And then, like, wildfire spreads upwards into a liquid thing, and he melts into a puddle of red. What? Damn. That
Speaker 4 · [1:21:20]
thing is wild. You gotta hold on to that fucking squirt
Speaker 2 · [1:21:24]
squirt gun of yours. Puddle of is it blood?
Speaker 2 · [1:21:26]
The red parts.
Speaker 3 · [1:21:28]
You can see
Speaker 0 · [1:21:31]
in the statue
Speaker 0 · [1:21:35]
as the smoke clears,
Speaker 4 · [1:21:42]
That is the statue of MX.
Speaker 2 · [1:21:47]
What is MX?
Speaker 0 · [1:21:49]
A primordial fire god. A primordial fire
Speaker 2 · [1:21:52]
god? Is
Speaker 4 · [1:21:54]
it a gold statue? And you can see that it is a gold statue.
Speaker 0 · [1:21:59]
Except
Speaker 0 · [1:22:01]
for at its center 3rd eye
Speaker 0 · [1:22:05]
is a greenish glow
Speaker 0 · [1:22:07]
of adamantine.
Speaker 4 · [1:22:09]
Woah.
Speaker 3 · [1:22:11]
Hey, Isilrod. Does your book say anything about
Speaker 3 · [1:22:15]
a fire god emics?
Speaker 2 · [1:22:17]
Let
Speaker 2 · [1:22:19]
me check.
Speaker 6 · [1:22:20]
I was just gonna
Speaker 6 · [1:22:22]
do a history check and see. Well, actually,
Speaker 6 · [1:22:27]
can I do any sort of check to see who brought the inmate statue down here?
Speaker 6 · [1:22:32]
If it was the Aldani dwarves or You know, it was the dwarves. Okay.
Speaker 4 · [1:22:39]
Is how tall is this stretching?
Speaker 4 · [1:22:43]
It’s about what we call Is it a dwarf?
Speaker 0 · [1:22:46]
No. It’s the fire god index.
Speaker 4 · [1:22:48]
Does he look like a dwarf?
Speaker 3 · [1:22:51]
No.
Speaker 4 · [1:22:56]
He sort of looks older than the world itself.
Speaker 3 · [1:23:03]
Alright.
Speaker 4 · [1:23:05]
That How about has been whittling away at his
Speaker 1 · [1:23:10]
paid in full token.
Speaker 1 · [1:23:12]
He takes it and kinda holds it like this and starts rubbing it on MX’s belly a little bit.
Speaker 1 · [1:23:18]
Just just humming.
Speaker 1 · [1:23:22]
And then he starts going like
Speaker 4 · [1:23:26]
that.
Speaker 4 · [1:23:28]
And then he stops.
Speaker 6 · [1:23:30]
What was I what was I checking in the
Speaker 6 · [1:23:33]
did Bodius guy?
Speaker 0 · [1:23:35]
Just some more about annex.
Speaker 3 · [1:23:37]
You don’t find anything because it’s a really good for each other.
Speaker 4 · [1:23:42]
Guys have a Bodius. Magic
Speaker 5 · [1:23:44]
spell? I do have a What about the candle?
Speaker 4 · [1:23:53]
Do we even see anywhere to put a key? Can I do a religion check towards door? Try, this at the door. The door is Can I do a religion cross that bridge? Sure.
Speaker 3 · [1:24:11]
It’s 13.
Speaker 0 · [1:24:13]
You
Speaker 0 · [1:24:15]
I remember you recall from different various inns that you traveled and running the football of them all. The annex is a fire god.
Speaker 0 · [1:24:25]
Older than the world itself.
Speaker 0 · [1:24:27]
Jealous, terrible,
Speaker 0 · [1:24:29]
compassion
Speaker 0 · [1:24:31]
he was.
Speaker 0 · [1:24:33]
But you know this depiction is nothing like the ancient tales
Speaker 0 · [1:24:36]
indicating you that perhaps
Speaker 0 · [1:24:39]
the fire ants were
Speaker 0 · [1:24:41]
misled
Speaker 0 · [1:24:43]
or had been
Speaker 0 · [1:24:45]
worshiping a vain or false
Speaker 0 · [1:24:48]
prophet.
Speaker 4 · [1:24:49]
False prophet.
Speaker 4 · [1:24:50]
No way. Oh, shit.
Speaker 0 · [1:24:53]
That’s what wait.
Speaker 0 · [1:25:00]
Is that legit? Like, trustable and bustable? Or
Speaker 4 · [1:25:04]
A trustable and bustable. Trustable and bustable. What
Speaker 0 · [1:25:10]
did what you say? It’s trust trustable unbossable. You can pick this statue up. It’s made of gold and adamantine.
Speaker 5 · [1:25:16]
We Oh.
Speaker 3 · [1:25:17]
Was a small amount. It’s a small a amount. You don’t pick that up there. Alright. I’m gonna just I’m gonna just gonna pick it up. I’m gonna do it. I don’t I don’t I’m not scared. Alright. I’m gonna do it. I’m doing it. I’m I’m saying it out loud. Wait. Shit. How am I I’m going to.
Speaker 1 · [1:25:32]
Do we need the Indiana Jones swap it or something?
Speaker 4 · [1:25:34]
Yeah. Last time we did that, didn’t do shit. I picked it up. Faf puts his foot where it was.
Speaker 0 · [1:25:40]
And feels good. I a pressure plate. Alright.
Speaker 6 · [1:25:44]
I pick up
Speaker 6 · [1:25:46]
the Warlock
Speaker 6 · [1:25:48]
really carefully.
Speaker 6 · [1:25:49]
Slight hand check me if you want, bitch.
Speaker 6 · [1:25:52]
And I put him where the statue was so that Faf can what were the losses like? Thank you. Oh, no. He’s not. He’s he’s a he’s a puddle of red. Oh,
Speaker 4 · [1:26:02]
yeah. Picking up a puddle. You you you push Just this kinda I
Speaker 1 · [1:26:07]
I
Speaker 3 · [1:26:08]
run back really quickly over the bridge and everything. I grab the other warlock who hasn’t melted yet. And then I go back and I put him. You’ve done that very rapidly.
Speaker 4 · [1:26:19]
He’s
Speaker 4 · [1:26:21]
an example. Excellent. Excellent.
Speaker 2 · [1:26:24]
Inspect my little
Speaker 2 · [1:26:25]
trinket.
Speaker 0 · [1:26:28]
It’s 4 feet tall. It is a gold and adamantine
Speaker 1 · [1:26:32]
sachet of edifice. Solid gold and adamantine?
Speaker 4 · [1:26:36]
Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:26:37]
So That would be that would be so heavy. This will place nicely next to my
Speaker 0 · [1:26:42]
the other thing that I have that I can’t remember off the top of my head, but it’s also the gold statue thing.
Speaker 0 · [1:26:48]
Right. That’s the statue that I can detect if somebody’s
Speaker 0 · [1:26:51]
Should we the Temple Of Catechon. Let’s
Speaker 4 · [1:26:54]
let’s hold that candle Yeah. Up
Speaker 4 · [1:26:56]
Should we magical? The
Speaker 0 · [1:26:58]
Gurglestatue
Speaker 0 · [1:26:59]
detects if somebody is inflicted by the death curse. Its eyes grow red when somebody with the death curse is around. Well, yeah. And then this 1 is what?
Speaker 0 · [1:27:07]
Not magical. It’s not magical. Not magical. Sure. Y’all just have to you know, put the camera through it. Not magical. K. You’re
Speaker 0 · [1:27:14]
starting to get the feeling that these nudes weren’t all that sophisticated. These dumb motherfuckers, they didn’t know shit. He was unable to get through a door for 50 years.
Speaker 4 · [1:27:25]
Probably not a fucking key. We don’t need 3 keys. We have 5
Speaker 2 · [1:27:30]
sets of thieves tools. We have a lot of thieves tools and we’re about to we’re about to uncuck
Speaker 1 · [1:27:35]
this situation. And we’ve got Eldritch Blast.
Speaker 2 · [1:27:38]
They’re with all of it. Yes. They have 1 key. There’s 3 locks.
Speaker 4 · [1:27:42]
Brand the door. Albino door then to see what the rooms are. What if we ran the door with this fucking We don’t speak need to speak Albina D’orben either though, dude. We can. I can. You can speak Albina D’orben. I can
Speaker 6 · [1:27:55]
comprehend languages.
Speaker 5 · [1:27:57]
Oh, yeah. Wait. There’s 1 there’s supposed to be 1 more survivor, I think. Because it’s dorvish. Dorvish.
Speaker 2 · [1:28:04]
Albino dorvish. It’s a different dialect. Is it kinda slanglish?
Speaker 0 · [1:28:08]
You might be able to I don’t know. But don’t know.
Speaker 3 · [1:28:11]
Fazed any of this. Haven’t comprehend languages.
Speaker 1 · [1:28:14]
Go over to that big old door and just check in here 1st. Bodius, just leave the statue.
Speaker 4 · [1:28:19]
If you want, I can cleave off a piece of gold for you, but I’m gonna hold on to it. I think we could put it somewhere. A 4 foot gold statue. It’s about 4 feet tall.
Speaker 0 · [1:28:29]
Yeah. That’s pretty pretty heavy. That’s pretty Is he encumbered?
Speaker 2 · [1:28:35]
He would be encumbered.
Speaker 6 · [1:28:37]
Is Moghi That’s pretty good. Covered? Let’s
Speaker 2 · [1:28:40]
throw this thing on Moghi, and he can wear it like a like a cool Egyptian like, god.
Speaker 6 · [1:28:45]
We can also melt this shit down at any point. Yeah. Let’s let’s
Speaker 4 · [1:28:50]
just melt it. But It’s our If 4 feet tall, we melt it down, then it’s just gonna be some other How many GP do you think this is What if we melt it? The value we’re looking at. We’re on perception on that 1. Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [1:29:02]
You would assume that it’s worth at least
Speaker 3 · [1:29:06]
1000 GP.
Speaker 0 · [1:29:08]
Oh. Just a that well? Just a that well. Yeah. That’s Alright. Let’s go find this door.
Speaker 5 · [1:29:13]
Wait. So
Speaker 5 · [1:29:15]
Should we check this this area down here south of this? Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [1:29:21]
For now, I’m just gonna lug this fucking thing here out. You can knock his seat check through here. There’s nothing. It’s just No.
Speaker 1 · [1:29:28]
We’re I mean, we we put it on We’re putting it on Moghammer. Right? He’s gonna be our I don’t know if Let’s let’s just do that. Toe again?
Speaker 2 · [1:29:37]
Bag of holding can hold this, but would it not be able to hold any more big Let’s put that fucker in the bag of Put it in the bag of holding. Fine. Put it in the bag of holding. That’s a that’s a deposit on, like, a We can deposit this up. Yeah. We we may not need the It’s in the bag of holding. Yeah. Yeah. But there will be no more barrels in the bag of holding because right now it’s holding 2 barrels. Until we get rid of 1 of those barrels. Is the bag of holding on Moghammer? Well, we did we did kinda use some the Did y’all put those barrels on here? We got rid of the barrel. I put it in the Brandy Barrel, I think. No. We’ve just been filming this. We’ve put in party inventory that’s Moghammer. Fall. Mhmm. So I’ll go ahead and add the giant golden statue.
Speaker 6 · [1:30:13]
Alright. I start making my way The next statue. Back over to the
Speaker 6 · [1:30:19]
bridge
Speaker 0 · [1:30:20]
to cross over to the shrine. Yeah. Let I wanna go look at this. The door? Yeah. Thing.
Speaker 4 · [1:30:27]
I’d like to do some power along the side of it.
Speaker 3 · [1:30:38]
Oh, hell yeah. That’s a good thing. Hell yeah. Was it
Speaker 4 · [1:30:43]
k.
Speaker 1 · [1:30:46]
You can’t move my camera behind like that. Perfect. Sorry. It’s fucked up. Right. And y’all see the door, this great giant
Speaker 0 · [1:30:53]
massive door that has 3
Speaker 0 · [1:30:56]
large
Speaker 0 · [1:30:58]
key insert holes going down its middle, and there’s
Speaker 0 · [1:31:03]
door of the language written upon it, and it looks very sophisticated with multiple different
Speaker 0 · [1:31:09]
internal
Speaker 0 · [1:31:10]
machinations
Speaker 0 · [1:31:11]
of
Speaker 0 · [1:31:12]
clockwork and machine
Speaker 0 · [1:31:15]
and and and embellishment
Speaker 0 · [1:31:19]
many varieties.
Speaker 1 · [1:31:20]
Faf casts, thalamoturgy
Speaker 0 · [1:31:22]
via an invisible hand to try to slam the door open.
Speaker 0 · [1:31:27]
It doesn’t move at all. The hand just Send itself. Shimmers into
Speaker 4 · [1:31:32]
air.
Speaker 1 · [1:31:34]
This is the same spell. Thaumaturgy is, like, 6 spells in a ton. Oh, damn. That’s sick. I can change my eyes. I can do booming voice. I can make flames taller or smaller.
Speaker 1 · [1:31:45]
I can do invisible hand. I can do phantom sound,
Speaker 1 · [1:31:48]
and I can make tremors happen.
Speaker 1 · [1:31:51]
It’s all it’s all thaumaturgy.
Speaker 4 · [1:31:54]
So this all really fits back too. It’s all special effects.
Speaker 2 · [1:31:58]
Actually do anything.
Speaker 4 · [1:32:01]
Okay.
Speaker 1 · [1:32:06]
Alright. We don’t have
Speaker 2 · [1:32:08]
the other key. Should we, like, split up? We’ll just we’ll just pick we’ll pick 2 keys, and we’ll turn 1 key. Do they have no 1 set them up? I got I got the main key. I got the main key.
Speaker 2 · [1:32:20]
I start poking poking around in all the key holes, seeing which 1 turns.
Speaker 0 · [1:32:25]
Right.
Speaker 0 · [1:32:27]
You put it into the
Speaker 0 · [1:32:29]
1st, 2nd, or 3rd. You have to tell me.
Speaker 0 · [1:32:32]
The 1 2 3. 1.
Speaker 0 · [1:32:35]
You put it on 1? Mhmm.
Speaker 4 · [1:32:37]
And I turn it.
Speaker 4 · [1:32:39]
And it it clicks.
Speaker 4 · [1:32:41]
Clean. It
Speaker 2 · [1:32:43]
clean and clicks. The door opens. I I
Speaker 2 · [1:32:46]
Door does not open. I unturn it. I pull it out. I stick it in 2 and do the same thing.
Speaker 0 · [1:32:56]
Upon doing that,
Speaker 0 · [1:32:59]
the 2nd hold,
Speaker 0 · [1:33:00]
you hear cling, cling, cling, cling, cling, cling, and then you hear
Speaker 0 · [1:33:13]
And the bridge
Speaker 0 · [1:33:14]
behind you
Speaker 0 · [1:33:16]
starts to pull back.
Speaker 0 · [1:33:20]
None of y’all are on it except Mogh ammer,
Speaker 0 · [1:33:23]
and that bridge is going with
Speaker 0 · [1:33:27]
Moghammer on it.
Speaker 0 · [1:33:29]
And Moghammer would definitely jump to us. Okay. So as it’s doing it, he’s falling back 10 feet back, he jumps,
Speaker 0 · [1:33:35]
just landing, scrabbling onto the ledge that y’all are upon,
Speaker 0 · [1:33:39]
and then the bridge is all the way back. Oh, Jesus.
Speaker 0 · [1:33:42]
Okay. So
Speaker 3 · [1:33:46]
3rd hole.
Speaker 0 · [1:33:47]
I pull it out, and I put it in the 3rd hole. Yeah. Turn it. And it does the same thing where I am saying that the bridge is already gone.
Speaker 4 · [1:33:57]
Okay.
Speaker 2 · [1:34:00]
So now we have to Start over. I go to the 1st hole and I turn it. It clicks. Clean click. Alright. Now we gotta let’s pick the 3rd lock.
Speaker 6 · [1:34:09]
Should I 1st. Should I
Speaker 2 · [1:34:13]
the Dwarven shit too? Yes. Now let’s read the door. Yeah. Read the door.
Speaker 2 · [1:34:19]
Yeah. Just see what the door says. That’s a good idea. That’s smart.
Speaker 2 · [1:34:22]
Should’ve done that 1st. You
Speaker 4 · [1:34:27]
guys are dragging ass. That’s pretty good. I like it.
Speaker 6 · [1:34:33]
I cast comprehend languages.
Speaker 6 · [1:34:42]
Aren’t you I
Speaker 6 · [1:34:44]
can I can
Speaker 4 · [1:34:46]
comprehend the link? Yeah. You can read the door now, basically. You want me to read you the whole thing? Allows them to read doors.
Speaker 6 · [1:34:53]
Understand the literal meaning of any language I hear or see signed. I understand any written language I see, but I must be touching the surface. That’s easy. I close my eyes and make it like this.
Speaker 6 · [1:35:05]
I take a deep breath.
Speaker 6 · [1:35:10]
And then I I also cast thaumaturgy
Speaker 6 · [1:35:12]
and turned my eyes bright purple Fuck yeah. While I do this. Oh, dumbass.
Speaker 0 · [1:35:19]
And
Speaker 0 · [1:35:20]
And upon
Speaker 0 · [1:35:21]
and in between these rings or
Speaker 0 · [1:35:24]
the the rings between these locks and the spray door,
Speaker 4 · [1:35:28]
you
Speaker 4 · [1:35:29]
are able to comprehend
Speaker 4 · [1:35:32]
in your own mind
Speaker 4 · [1:35:34]
that
Speaker 4 · [1:35:36]
they say
Speaker 4 · [1:36:07]
cliffhanger.
Speaker 1 · [1:36:08]
Faf casts thaumaturgy as well.
Speaker 4 · [1:36:12]
But this time,
Speaker 4 · [1:36:15]
he makes
Speaker 4 · [1:36:17]
cricket sounds.
Speaker 3 · [1:36:19]
That’s
Speaker 3 · [1:36:22]
good.
Speaker 4 · [1:36:38]
Faf casting thaumaturgy.
Speaker 6 · [1:36:43]
Yeah. While we’re waiting, I cast thaumaturgy again towards the
Speaker 6 · [1:36:48]
fiery lava pit,
Speaker 6 · [1:36:50]
and I make the fire just kinda start, like, dancing around a little bit. Mhmm. I join you in that effort,
Speaker 1 · [1:36:55]
and I I cast thaumaturgy to make the my some fire behind your fire dance
Speaker 1 · [1:37:01]
kinda like opposite
Speaker 1 · [1:37:03]
waves. So we got, like, you dance this way, my fire dance that way. It’s kinda like a little sympathy sympathy. Mhmm. And then the camera zooms into my eyes, and I cast thaumaturgy again. And it’s
Speaker 6 · [1:37:14]
images of little fire people just going like this. Yep.
Speaker 0 · [1:37:19]
Okay. You read
Speaker 0 · [1:37:21]
you you can comprehend
Speaker 0 · [1:37:23]
that on it, it says,
Speaker 0 · [1:37:27]
I have no iron,
Speaker 0 · [1:37:29]
no skeleton key.
Speaker 0 · [1:37:31]
I am locked as tight as can be.
Speaker 0 · [1:37:35]
To turn the latch, don’t use your hand.
Speaker 0 · [1:37:38]
Just raise your voice and make a demand.
Speaker 0 · [1:37:41]
I do not open to knock or ring.
Speaker 0 · [1:37:44]
So tell me, traveler, what do you do?
Speaker 4 · [1:37:49]
Open.
Speaker 1 · [1:37:52]
We’re gonna need to stick a bone in.
Speaker 2 · [1:37:55]
We need to stick a finger in 1 I 1 of the have no iron,
Speaker 0 · [1:38:00]
no skeleton key.
Speaker 0 · [1:38:02]
I am locked as tight as can be.
Speaker 0 · [1:38:05]
Turn the latch, don’t use your hand. Just raise your voice
Speaker 0 · [1:38:09]
and make a demand.
Speaker 0 · [1:38:11]
I do not open to knock or ring.
Speaker 0 · [1:38:15]
So tell me, traveler,
Speaker 0 · [1:38:16]
what do you do?
Speaker 6 · [1:38:18]
Hold on 1 sec.
Speaker 1 · [1:38:22]
I cast thaumaturgy and used a looming voice to say, open sesame.
Speaker 0 · [1:38:30]
Note that.
Speaker 4 · [1:38:34]
Okay. I’m unturning the key. Thought.
Speaker 4 · [1:38:37]
Yeah.
Speaker 4 · [1:38:38]
What?
Speaker 2 · [1:38:42]
You’re gonna sing? Sing that sing that song that you found. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 6 · [1:38:47]
I was thinking of the guitar song.
Speaker 6 · [1:38:50]
Damn it. Hold
Speaker 0 · [1:38:53]
on.
Speaker 0 · [1:38:54]
1 of you. Song. It’s the
Speaker 3 · [1:38:59]
Are you kidding me, me, bro? Bro? Do Do have a you song song of of this? This? Do Do have have a a guitar? Guitar?
Speaker 0 · [1:39:04]
No.
Speaker 4 · [1:39:07]
But we have a violin player.
Speaker 5 · [1:39:11]
Ali?
Speaker 4 · [1:39:14]
Hey. Cool 1? The
Speaker 1 · [1:39:17]
pull up the thing? We need you to play your violin for a a a moment.
Speaker 2 · [1:39:22]
We’ve got an epic song. It’s an epic song.
Speaker 5 · [1:39:25]
To sing to.
Speaker 3 · [1:39:29]
Pull up to the guitar thing.
Speaker 2 · [1:39:31]
Oh, yeah. You to?
Speaker 2 · [1:39:36]
Well, Ali, he’s got his own song he’s gotta sing. Yeah. It’s Okay. So I don’t have to Well, No. No. Do. You got your back We just have a guitar to have to accompany the other. I keep needing to break my other guitar here and just leave it. You could even, like, you could even, like, play a few chords and, like, alternate between them and strum it.
Speaker 4 · [1:39:55]
Something like that. Playing
Speaker 4 · [1:40:26]
You can bow along. You can bow along. Well,
Speaker 4 · [1:40:29]
but it’s Capo too, so, actually, it’s Yeah. Oh.
Speaker 4 · [1:40:32]
A e
Speaker 4 · [1:40:34]
That’s okay. B minor 7. Can you transpose that too? I can. This is. Do you want 65
Speaker 2 · [1:40:41]
beats per minute, please? No.
Speaker 6 · [1:40:45]
65
Speaker 5 · [1:40:46]
beats per minute. Can we get it at a metronome?
Speaker 4 · [1:40:50]
Do y’all have the violin?
Speaker 3 · [1:41:13]
I can’t do both. Yeah. Where’s the a minor? I need an a minor.
Speaker 3 · [1:41:19]
I think we’ll tell you what to do.
Speaker 6 · [1:41:22]
Yeah. Ali, we have chords up over here.
Speaker 4 · [1:41:29]
I just learned the chords today.
Speaker 3 · [1:41:31]
Where’s the a minor 7?
Speaker 5 · [1:41:34]
A minor 7? Okay. I gotta change the key. I don’t know that 1. You
Speaker 5 · [1:41:40]
know an a an a?
Speaker 4 · [1:41:42]
Let me check my chord list.
Speaker 0 · [1:41:45]
I know that. It’s an a major. Technically, but I can look at my
Speaker 4 · [1:41:55]
only know g c d and d 7.
Speaker 4 · [1:41:58]
G okay. Well, we can work with that. B, c,
Speaker 4 · [1:42:02]
d.
Speaker 5 · [1:42:04]
That’ll do.
Speaker 5 · [1:42:06]
If you play the c over an a minor,
Speaker 5 · [1:42:10]
that should work.
Speaker 5 · [1:42:11]
Okay.
Speaker 0 · [1:42:14]
That’s all the way.
Speaker 0 · [1:42:18]
To be clear, they’re yelling at Allie or Mal you’re hyper pithy.
Speaker 0 · [1:42:24]
Hyper pithy has Hyper pithy is under the band.
Speaker 4 · [1:42:28]
And y’all are before draping the door
Speaker 4 · [1:42:32]
to a treasury in a forge. There’s magma,
Speaker 4 · [1:42:36]
fire, burning the land. We’re
Speaker 2 · [1:42:38]
just assuming the song is gonna open the door. We have no idea. We found a The song is definitely gonna open the a world.
Speaker 2 · [1:42:45]
Song of albino
Speaker 2 · [1:42:47]
dwarf
Speaker 4 · [1:42:49]
way back
Speaker 0 · [1:42:51]
a couple episodes ago. We’re thinking this is gonna lock it. Singing this song in front of the
Speaker 4 · [1:43:03]
g
Speaker 4 · [1:43:06]
You said g instead or c instead? G. So you play a c there. Okay.
Speaker 4 · [1:43:12]
G d c c. G c c. G c c. This chorus is gonna be a little rough.
Speaker 4 · [1:43:17]
Okay. We’ll see. Did
Speaker 2 · [1:43:21]
you write the song?
Speaker 4 · [1:46:15]
There’s a
Speaker 4 · [1:46:16]
or Scott, there’s 10 verses.
Speaker 5 · [1:46:19]
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4 · [1:46:21]
Fucking Jesus. Did you ride this all or is this Chachi 15? You son of a bitch. Yeah. Where’s Chachi? He’s like, oh, man. It’s still going, isn’t it?
Speaker 4 · [1:46:31]
Oh.
Speaker 4 · [1:46:32]
That was pretty
Speaker 4 · [1:46:34]
good. That
Speaker 2 · [1:46:35]
was pretty good. That white out loud and dork faces in the dark. I mean, that was absolute canon.
Speaker 5 · [1:46:58]
Tune your guitar.
Speaker 4 · [1:46:59]
I think I’ll listen to that 1. Before I play the iPad guitar.
Speaker 4 · [1:47:06]
And with the final
Speaker 4 · [1:47:07]
Yeah.
Speaker 6 · [1:47:09]
Just don’t wanna hear the rest.
Speaker 4 · [1:47:12]
I wonder if it’s better if
Speaker 0 · [1:47:14]
to open.
Speaker 0 · [1:47:15]
Oh. The moon.
Speaker 0 · [1:47:18]
It’s glowing
Speaker 0 · [1:47:20]
pure
Speaker 0 · [1:47:21]
albino white
Speaker 0 · [1:47:23]
as it does.
Speaker 4 · [1:47:25]
Albino white? Yes.
Speaker 4 · [1:47:28]
A shout out to its forebearers.
Speaker 0 · [1:47:32]
And the door opens,
Speaker 0 · [1:47:34]
and upon it, you all gaze
Speaker 0 · [1:47:37]
upon a mound
Speaker 0 · [1:47:40]
of
Speaker 0 · [1:47:41]
not very carefully placed
Speaker 0 · [1:47:44]
a treasury with
Speaker 4 · [1:47:47]
it’s not depicted in this photo, and it’s not.
Speaker 0 · [1:47:52]
Just
Speaker 0 · [1:47:54]
so many gold ingots.
Speaker 2 · [1:47:57]
My god. We’re
Speaker 0 · [1:47:59]
gonna have to get rid of those barrels.
Speaker 6 · [1:48:01]
Yeah. We’re gonna have to get rid of the barrels. Oh, let’s start drinking the brandy. Fuck the barrels.
Speaker 3 · [1:48:06]
Drink. Open that brandy.
Speaker 3 · [1:48:08]
Wait.
Speaker 1 · [1:48:09]
I feel like if we touch this gold
Speaker 1 · [1:48:12]
Oh, yeah. We might be suddenly
Speaker 1 · [1:48:15]
cursed or trapped or attacked. Look at that. I’m trying to I’m trying to Woah. I’m trying to inspect. This gold this gold has an air of of debt unpaid.
Speaker 2 · [1:48:24]
Yeah. I’m I’m I wanna inspect the situation.
Speaker 3 · [1:48:28]
You
Speaker 3 · [1:48:29]
see the golden ingots. You also see a
Speaker 0 · [1:48:32]
little chest.
Speaker 2 · [1:48:35]
Nothing suspicious?
Speaker 0 · [1:48:37]
Nothing suspicious.
Speaker 2 · [1:48:39]
How many golden ingots?
Speaker 0 · [1:48:42]
Looks around somewhere
Speaker 0 · [1:48:44]
in between 400.
Speaker 4 · [1:48:46]
400 ingots? So 4,000.
Speaker 1 · [1:48:50]
Faf puts his arms out wide and says, wait. I know what to do.
Speaker 1 · [1:48:53]
And then he throws 0.5 a dead rat onto the.
Speaker 4 · [1:49:19]
Well, I think it’s safe. I think it’s safe.
Speaker 2 · [1:49:23]
That settles it. That goes and collects his 0.5 dead. Alright. Boys, we can we can each get we
Speaker 2 · [1:49:29]
can each get a 100 gold ingots,
Speaker 4 · [1:49:32]
which would be 1000 gold each. What’s the paper?
Speaker 4 · [1:49:36]
Alright.
Speaker 6 · [1:49:39]
Chat u d t just told me that we need to stop this rod from releasing the fucking albino
Speaker 4 · [1:49:44]
dwarf double l.
Speaker 4 · [1:50:03]
Okay.
Speaker 4 · [1:50:04]
That’s actually a good idea.
Speaker 4 · [1:50:06]
Have picked up
Speaker 4 · [1:50:08]
100 gold acres,
Speaker 0 · [1:50:10]
and I have pocketed it. Alright. Faf does the same. Basically. Right. Yeah. Y’all get in close to an encumber,
Speaker 0 · [1:50:17]
but y’all can’t do that. Just for having those. I’ll do the same. That’s 1000 GPU. It’s 1000 GPU. You just can’t have, like I have 450,000
Speaker 0 · [1:50:27]
buildings on my in my purse.
Speaker 2 · [1:50:31]
Alright. I’m checking this I’m checking this
Speaker 2 · [1:50:33]
thing, this big old
Speaker 4 · [1:50:36]
chest chest. Did we all wait. How much did we collect?
Speaker 2 · [1:50:40]
K. 1,000 each. Oh, we’re gonna need a Sirod, you know what to do. Sing a song to the Pop her
Speaker 4 · [1:50:46]
Chest is locked. A few less verses this time.
Speaker 4 · [1:50:53]
I break out my thief stools.
Speaker 2 · [1:50:55]
Nice. You better.
Speaker 3 · [1:50:59]
Would you like to know the rule required
Speaker 3 · [1:51:03]
before
Speaker 4 · [1:51:04]
or after?
Speaker 4 · [1:51:06]
You can tell it’s a very tough lie. Before?
Speaker 2 · [1:51:11]
I’d like to know before. Wait. Wait. You gotta bard it? Before I do that, I go grab the key from the door,
Speaker 2 · [1:51:19]
and I wiggle it out, and I
Speaker 2 · [1:51:21]
scamper over, and I
Speaker 2 · [1:51:23]
stick that in there and see if I wiggle it around a little Yeah. Doesn’t go. Bam. Good idea.
Speaker 4 · [1:51:29]
That’s where the shot, boys. Patrick, do I roll a slam hand for this?
Speaker 0 · [1:51:34]
Yeah.
Speaker 4 · [1:51:35]
Sick.
Speaker 6 · [1:51:36]
What do I need to roll? A 20.
Speaker 4 · [1:51:40]
But you’ve got plus what? I also have 4 d twos. Yeah. And you’ve got plus
Speaker 4 · [1:51:46]
A plus 6. 6.
Speaker 2 · [1:51:50]
And Bardic inspiration. You could roll inspiration on yourself.
Speaker 2 · [1:51:55]
Cast it on yourself. I used my wand. I don’t really have wand.
Speaker 6 · [1:51:59]
I didn’t start the day with the limerick. Mhmm.
Speaker 6 · [1:52:02]
So,
Speaker 6 · [1:52:03]
yeah, I only have wand.
Speaker 6 · [1:52:06]
I don’t know what day it is, actually. 1519.
Speaker 6 · [1:52:15]
15
Speaker 6 · [1:52:16]
plus 6, 21. 06:21. That’s all day. It’s just
Speaker 4 · [1:52:20]
very expertly
Speaker 4 · [1:52:23]
needleless
Speaker 0 · [1:52:24]
tools in the wrist. Twist to the left, twist to the right,
Speaker 0 · [1:52:27]
and the latch pops open. Twist to the left. The chest opens, and within it,
Speaker 0 · [1:52:33]
you see
Speaker 0 · [1:52:37]
items of the hand. 1
Speaker 0 · [1:52:39]
is a giant
Speaker 0 · [1:52:42]
gold and silver
Speaker 0 · [1:52:43]
gauntlet
Speaker 0 · [1:52:47]
armory.
Speaker 0 · [1:52:49]
And then you see a pair of
Speaker 0 · [1:52:53]
white
Speaker 0 · [1:52:55]
puffy
Speaker 0 · [1:52:56]
gloves with black cuts on the or stripes on the sort of like what Mickey Mouse would wear.
Speaker 4 · [1:53:04]
Okay. We definitely need to inspect these, boys. Get that get that candle Light
Speaker 6 · [1:53:09]
that thing up. I light it, but I hold everything up together so it’s like a hole in the Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [1:53:15]
The
Speaker 0 · [1:53:17]
Mickey Mouse gloves,
Speaker 0 · [1:53:19]
you detect that these are what are known as gloves of thievery.
Speaker 0 · [1:53:25]
They give plus 5 to lock picking checks.
Speaker 4 · [1:53:29]
Someone else should take that. No. You should take it. It’ll just make Would it be on top of his,
Speaker 2 · [1:53:34]
on top of your bonus? On top of his slight of hand. Yeah. Plus 5 on top of it. Man, that’d be 9.
Speaker 2 · [1:53:40]
Or no, it’d be even higher.
Speaker 2 · [1:53:42]
You should wear it. It’d be 11. Yeah. Get close to ultimate ultimate. When you just slide a hand. Mickey Mouse gloves, they didn’t seem as cool. No. I’ll wear them. It’s kinda like a I’ll be smaller like, you know, people in New York, you get it. They wear, like, nice leather gloves when you think about.
Speaker 0 · [1:53:59]
Yeah. Like, the gloves of thievery or
Speaker 0 · [1:54:02]
Mickey Mouse might be the wrong description
Speaker 0 · [1:54:05]
of them.
Speaker 0 · [1:54:07]
They can get puffy and clown like, like Mickey Mouse, but they can also be very sleepovers like golfing gloves. I didn’t want you to say that either. Felt like cumming, and I really didn’t want it. I want them, like, nice white leather.
Speaker 4 · [1:54:21]
They’re not white, though. They’re they’re black with white stripes on them, I thought.
Speaker 2 · [1:54:26]
Are white. Oh, they’re white with blacks. With black stripes.
Speaker 3 · [1:54:29]
They are white. Can you please just say They’re big puffy Mickey Mouse gloves, bro. I
Speaker 0 · [1:54:35]
they’re white as if somebody cooled in New York a driving Yeah. A driving gloves. Driving gloves. Italian.
Speaker 3 · [1:54:42]
Like, Italian My
Speaker 4 · [1:54:44]
god, dude. Here it is.
Speaker 3 · [1:54:46]
I I
Speaker 6 · [1:54:47]
slipped them on, and then I cast Thaumaturgy
Speaker 6 · [1:54:50]
and
Speaker 6 · [1:54:51]
start playing
Speaker 6 · [1:54:52]
the song More by Fish.
Speaker 4 · [1:54:55]
Yeah. Yeah. So it’s kinda like,
Speaker 4 · [1:54:57]
oh, wow. Oh, and it makes your it makes your playing even better. Better.
Speaker 4 · [1:55:05]
Well, it doesn’t necessarily What about the what about that other John?
Speaker 4 · [1:55:10]
This
Speaker 5 · [1:55:11]
And it makes his penis twice his size.
Speaker 0 · [1:55:17]
The other 1 is
Speaker 0 · [1:55:19]
a
Speaker 0 · [1:55:20]
what the candle doesn’t tell you its name, but it does tell you its effect, but it is the gauntlet of mouradine.
Speaker 4 · [1:55:28]
Of
Speaker 4 · [1:55:34]
Moghammer’s
Speaker 0 · [1:55:36]
Dwarves for metal and gemstones, he also crafted a gauntlet with the power to rule this new creation. He bestowed upon this gauntlet, the 1st king of the dwarves. The king used it to rule his people for many years. Over time, the gauntlet was passed from 1 heir to another until eventually,
Speaker 0 · [1:55:51]
due to inviting between plans, the gauntlet was lost
Speaker 0 · [1:55:55]
to space, to geography, to time, to memory.
Speaker 4 · [1:56:00]
Thought to be gone forever, the god that somehow made it into the hands of the albino dooms of choke
Speaker 4 · [1:56:05]
who have kept it secret for generations.
Speaker 0 · [1:56:09]
What
Speaker 0 · [1:56:12]
does it do? It
Speaker 0 · [1:56:16]
gives plus 1 to your armor class.
Speaker 0 · [1:56:20]
Only D’Gnorwol can wear it.
Speaker 0 · [1:56:23]
And
Speaker 0 · [1:56:27]
you get 4
Speaker 0 · [1:56:29]
it has 4 charges per day.
Speaker 0 · [1:56:31]
Charges of what? The Fury of Mouradine.
Speaker 0 · [1:56:34]
You can call upon the Fury of Mouradine to smite your enemies and deal an additional 2 d 6 radiant damage to an attack that hits
Speaker 0 · [1:56:41]
using this ability as a free action. So
Speaker 0 · [1:56:45]
it’s not a bonus. You know? It’s like the amplifier on your head,
Speaker 0 · [1:56:51]
but it can only be used once per turn.
Speaker 0 · [1:56:55]
There is also
Speaker 0 · [1:56:57]
the protection of Mouradine.
Speaker 0 · [1:57:00]
You can ask Mouradine to shield you from your enemies and gain plus 2 bonus to your armor class to the start of your next turn. Oh god. This is a bonus action.
Speaker 0 · [1:57:09]
It seems to it’s still going. Yeah. Sorry. Yeah. So you got 4 charges of that. If all 4 charge and if you use fury of mardine, that’s 1 charge. Or protection mardine, that’s 1 charge. If all 4 charges are spent,
Speaker 0 · [1:57:24]
the
Speaker 0 · [1:57:25]
glove will
Speaker 0 · [1:57:26]
use its attunement,
Speaker 0 · [1:57:29]
lose its attunement,
Speaker 0 · [1:57:31]
and
Speaker 0 · [1:57:32]
self destruct onto the wearer dealing 46 radiant damage. Woah. The
Speaker 3 · [1:57:39]
gauntlet regains all 4 charges at dawn each day.
Speaker 4 · [1:57:42]
So you never wanna overuse it? Yeah. Because I just just use it 1 day, you don’t wanna use it 5 times. Yeah. What’s your armor glass? That seems tailor made for you, though. He’s like It does. But, like, because my armor glass my armor glass is only 18. Yeah. That one’s 15. 15. It doesn’t seem like it would be helpful for you. It
Speaker 2 · [1:58:01]
would be very it would make you a lot It may be a lot I’d be a lot better. Squishy. Yeah. I
Speaker 2 · [1:58:07]
can take the gloves.
Speaker 2 · [1:58:09]
I have plus 4. That’s I had give me plus 9. It would be don’t want me to get everything?
Speaker 4 · [1:58:15]
You can’t wear both you can’t wear 2 pairs of gloves at the same time.
Speaker 4 · [1:58:19]
I thought it was a it’s a glove. What the what are the gloves doing?
Speaker 1 · [1:58:23]
Gone. One’s a
Speaker 1 · [1:58:25]
glove. One’s a glove. One’s
Speaker 4 · [1:58:28]
gloves. Yeah. But if you get the gloves, black gloves, it’s a Back to being Mickey Mouse gloves. Oh.
Speaker 4 · [1:58:34]
Okay. Whatever. I’ll be like the Mickey Mouse magician from that fucking
Speaker 0 · [1:58:39]
that 1 cartoon.
Speaker 0 · [1:58:42]
What was your block shaking right as it is? Sleight of hand is 6.
Speaker 2 · [1:58:46]
Minus plus 4, so not would be 9. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [1:58:50]
Do have all that said written out for you all?
Speaker 1 · [1:58:55]
I
Speaker 4 · [1:58:56]
think you should take it just because it’ll make you so much less likely to get Yeah. The the armor class Because how much health do you have?
Speaker 4 · [1:59:05]
You get pretty good health. Right? Yeah. Oh, 29.
Speaker 4 · [1:59:08]
Oh, that’s awful. Okay. I have 45.
Speaker 2 · [1:59:11]
I have 64. Now you have 45 health.
Speaker 6 · [1:59:14]
And you have a higher armor box already. Yeah. I feel like
Speaker 2 · [1:59:18]
guy needs to. He needs to this guy needs to. Health. You need you need to take the gauntlet. I want the gauntlet. Don’t get me wrong, but take the gauntlet. That’ll help you. Yeah. Totally turned it You’ve changed, bro. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:59:30]
God’s changed you. Yeah. No. He has he has found God of wealth.
Speaker 1 · [1:59:35]
What has changed you? I think the god’s name is actually
Speaker 2 · [1:59:40]
Gold.
Speaker 2 · [1:59:42]
Gold? For garden,
Speaker 2 · [1:59:43]
I think. Yeah. Vergadane. Beer garden? Vergadane.
Speaker 2 · [1:59:47]
Oh, vergadane. Vergadane. I thought you said Vergarden.
Speaker 2 · [1:59:51]
Like
Speaker 4 · [1:59:52]
Beer garden. Spelled beer garden.
Speaker 2 · [1:59:54]
Vergarden?
Speaker 2 · [1:59:55]
No.
Speaker 1 · [1:59:56]
Berger Dane is Berger Dane. Is the merchant king, a dwarfing god of wealth, luck, commerce, negotiation, and getting better at the end of a bargain.
Speaker 2 · [2:00:04]
Is that actually a negotiation or a in the game? Yeah. It’s it’s a thing. Berger Dane war. Nice. So toxic Bourgogne more. That’s so Bourgogne of you. No. Bourgogne.
Speaker 6 · [2:00:16]
Bourgogne.
Speaker 6 · [2:00:17]
I
Speaker 6 · [2:00:19]
wanna roll a history
Speaker 6 · [2:00:22]
check on that.
Speaker 1 · [2:00:24]
On Bourgardain?
Speaker 2 · [2:00:27]
Faf also
Speaker 2 · [2:00:29]
says Bourgardain.
Speaker 2 · [2:00:30]
Audit these bastards.
Speaker 4 · [2:00:33]
Baked it. Damn. What’s that name? Just he
Speaker 4 · [2:00:37]
history check, man. It’s all that it’s all that type all night. All the time.
Speaker 4 · [2:00:43]
I tried to look at Bergadang, and it gave me
Speaker 3 · [2:00:45]
it’s V E R G A D A auto corrected the bergadang, which is an Indonesian
Speaker 3 · [2:00:51]
word for staying up all night. My,
Speaker 0 · [2:00:54]
is an explanation?
Speaker 0 · [2:00:59]
Where’s my paper with this gauntlet info? I’ll get it to you. I
Speaker 0 · [2:01:03]
have to write it down. But
Speaker 0 · [2:01:06]
I’ll tell you again. Plus 1 tier is That’s a lot. That’s a lot to
Speaker 0 · [2:01:11]
transcribe.
Speaker 3 · [2:01:12]
It gives you an offer fury of moradine, gives you bonus damage to attacks, protection of Morrigine. Bonus damage would be nice. Gives you even
Speaker 3 · [2:01:20]
extra armor class as a bonus. It gives you 2 plus
Speaker 2 · [2:01:24]
- Right? On 1 turn? For 1 turn. For 1 turn. If you think you’re gonna get That’s 1 charge. Last that’s a charge. Yeah. Like, if you if you’re, like, I don’t know,
Speaker 2 · [2:01:34]
about to be attacked, you could cast. Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [2:01:37]
What are 3 and 4?
Speaker 3 · [2:01:39]
That’s this is the old. Could
Speaker 0 · [2:01:42]
basically you could do
Speaker 3 · [2:01:46]
3 fury of mardines or 3 protection of mardines.
Speaker 4 · [2:01:53]
Ridiculous. 4 charges in 1 day.
Speaker 0 · [2:01:58]
Yeah. Take damage and the golem goes away. I blow up.
Speaker 4 · [2:02:01]
Your chair?
Speaker 4 · [2:02:02]
Lose yeah. Yeah. You’re right. It blows up.
Speaker 4 · [2:02:05]
It blows up, but then it it regains its charges the next day No. At dawn. Permanently goes away if you if you overuse it. It
Speaker 2 · [2:02:13]
re it recharges every dawn if you don’t overuse it. Right. Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [2:02:19]
But it always is either plus 1 or the other class.
Speaker 0 · [2:02:22]
So theoretically, plus 3 to the normal class if you got protection.
Speaker 6 · [2:02:25]
So even if it blows up, I could still wear it?
Speaker 4 · [2:02:28]
No. It disappears? No. Yeah. Dissolves. It blows up
Speaker 4 · [2:02:33]
on your hands. Mhmm. Smiting here for
Speaker 4 · [2:02:36]
your greed. Mhmm.
Speaker 4 · [2:02:39]
Okay.
Speaker 4 · [2:02:41]
Alright, boys. I think I need to cut it here. Yeah. That’s good. Perfect stopping point.
Speaker 4 · [2:02:49]
Hold on. Let’s just wrap up with the thing.
Speaker 0 · [2:02:52]
You
Speaker 0 · [2:02:53]
turned it off already? No.
Speaker 0 · [2:02:57]
It seems that y’all cleared
Speaker 0 · [2:02:59]
Warmheart Mind and Rockhammer.
Speaker 4 · [2:03:03]
There are other quests that y’all have,
Speaker 0 · [2:03:07]
so consider them.
Speaker 2 · [2:03:11]
Yeah. We’ve gotta get back to
Speaker 2 · [2:03:14]
the
Speaker 4 · [2:03:16]
axolotl
Speaker 4 · [2:03:17]
dudes to
Speaker 4 · [2:03:19]
They’re not axolotls. They’re lobsters. The lobsters. Aldani.
Speaker 2 · [2:03:23]
Because Bonzo has the claw, and he’s gonna have to go through some sort of
Speaker 2 · [2:03:29]
trial.
Speaker 2 · [2:03:31]
Right? Like, Cloak? Yeah. We just get out of this bucket too. Trial waiting for you. Once we connect with those bros, then we’re gonna go storm
Speaker 4 · [2:03:40]
Shadowfang.
Speaker 2 · [2:03:41]
Shadowfang.
Speaker 4 · [2:03:42]
Shadowfang Keep.
Speaker 2 · [2:03:44]
And
Speaker 2 · [2:03:46]
man room.
Speaker 2 · [2:03:47]
Something of a dragon.
Speaker 6 · [2:03:50]
Tears of Milk of a dragon. Tears of a honey.
Speaker 4 · [2:03:54]
Goddamn
Speaker 0 · [2:03:55]
it. Lobster of a wizard. Breast milk of a fairy. Tears of an angel. Heart of a dragon. That is not a And they’re Do y’all even remember the doctor’s name? Yeah. Doctor. Jack Aubrey. He’s still at the crib though. Yeah. He’s at the crib. No. But that’s as we know. What’s what’s the the clue about the curse? Because the fuck that got ruined We need to go find the Medusa. He’s our staff. He’s our bro. Eagle man.
Speaker 2 · [2:04:22]
Man. There’s 3 other Medusa.
Speaker 4 · [2:04:24]
Eagle man, Medusa. What else? The dragon.
Speaker 4 · [2:04:28]
The dragon, which we did we take his heart?
Speaker 2 · [2:04:31]
Yes. Heart of a Dragon?
Speaker 3 · [2:04:33]
Dragon heart obtained.
Speaker 4 · [2:04:35]
Okay. So we need Dragon heart obtained.
Speaker 4 · [2:04:39]
Acquired.
Speaker 2 · [2:04:40]
We need angel tears and fairy milk. Oh, wait. But that’s we’re mixing up the 2. I get so confused with both 3. It’s, like, very confusing. Who was the girl that I had that crush on?
Speaker 2 · [2:04:51]
Lilith. Lilith. She ran away. Did she ever cry? Did we capture her tears? Why would she was she an angel? She’s Oh, we do obtain a Kilburg Card Deck.
Speaker 0 · [2:05:02]
From Rosnay.
Speaker 4 · [2:05:03]
From Rosnay. What does that do?
Speaker 4 · [2:05:05]
That’s for
Speaker 4 · [2:05:08]
Bombeddoom.
Speaker 6 · [2:05:10]
I fucked that guy. I’m I’m done doing his tasks. Yeah. I haven’t done it. Oh, we have to steal it.
Speaker 2 · [2:05:16]
Oh, yeah. We we have to steal I say that every time. We have to steal the Kilburg Card Deck from Rossy.
Speaker 4 · [2:05:22]
Yeah. From Rossy. Eat that thing? Yeah. Mhmm. And that’s on a 3 month clock.
Speaker 3 · [2:05:26]
Okay. We gotta rejoin rejoin the floor in summer for shadow painting. We already said that. And
Speaker 3 · [2:05:35]
we have to tell Flea about Mosquito.
Speaker 2 · [2:05:38]
I’ve got his I’ve got his dad’s ring.
Speaker 3 · [2:05:40]
That’s
Speaker 3 · [2:05:41]
gonna be a heartfelt felt moment. On there. Right? Yeah. But Yeah.
Speaker 4 · [2:05:45]
Are you gonna do it?
Speaker 2 · [2:05:47]
I’m just gonna
Speaker 2 · [2:05:48]
I’m gonna do a little math. Turn it through his dad. I’m gonna like I’m gonna put I’m gonna put the ring behind his ear.
Speaker 2 · [2:05:54]
Means he’s
Speaker 4 · [2:05:56]
wear the ring and act like
Speaker 2 · [2:06:03]
That’s gonna be tough. Probably just gonna hand that ring over to somebody else and let you guys deal with it. Maybe you can play a sweet little song.
Speaker 2 · [2:06:10]
I’m sorry that your dad is dead.
Speaker 2 · [2:06:14]
Want him to be He’s
Speaker 4 · [2:06:16]
so sorry.
Speaker 4 · [2:06:18]
We’ll play you a little lullaby. Is that what happened on Tuesday? I think I’ll make it a metal song.
Speaker 4 · [2:06:26]
His, like I don’t know. You I
Speaker 0 · [2:06:29]
have to tell Chachi to
Speaker 0 · [2:06:31]
down the verses. I did.
Speaker 6 · [2:06:34]
That’s he said message received. We also gotta keep this rock from blah blah blah. Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 4 · [2:06:41]
Alright.
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