Session 17 Transcript (Deepgram) - 2026-09-15
Deepgram nova-3 transcript (diarized, campaign keyterms). Duration ~170 min. Speaker numbers are diarization guesses, not fixed players. Canon lives in the session summary and atomic notes; this is the primary raw record. Deepgram request 01a0ac83-93c1-77e0-8c42-b34578fc5ebb.
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We begin again.
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The tip of the diceberg.
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Last session, session 16,
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had the party mid battle in after
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defeating
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Siegfried the young red dragon.
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The old albino dwarven forge
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was full of fire and loot, and you slay in many of them.
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Like, the 1st session in there, but the 2nd session,
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the forge had more to give than just another 5.
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We began with Bodius raising 1 of the fallen fire newts as a specter, a hovering ghost face like spirit that abated him and remained with him until next rest.
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He nicknamed it
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Hypey
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Spikey.
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Hypey. Hypey. Hypey.
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Hypey. Hypey.
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The nickname is Hypey Piepey for the record. Hypey Piepey
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is the nickname of
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Bodius’
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Spectre.
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The table also
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settled a sadder question.
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The dwarf albino dwarf captives, 1 named Simon, were dead.
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Faf immediately went to work at the anvils. He melted the 1st 10 gold pieces he had ever earned, quenched the gold, and hammered it into a fist sized coin for the eye of his trout shield.
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Rust from Old Dwarven armor and little dragon milk and Bonzo’s blood joined
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the work.
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By coins in, 1 face red paid in full, the other dead is due.
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Manticore and milkmaid Immovus would turn with the coin as it swiveled upon Bam’s spine.
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This symbol is more than a commemorative trinket.
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Faf announced that he was now a cleric, developing a devotion to,
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the Dwarven god of wealth, luck, commerce, and negotiation.
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As he hammered,
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prayed for clean accounts.
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The work continued as the party explored.
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No new magical shield. It has it has in here an entire wiki page on your your chanting of clean accounts prayer.
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The clean accounts prayer.
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As the party explored through the rest of the forge,
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3 sets of thieves tools were found, barrels of gunpowder, oil, and brandy, which all went into the bag of molding.
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Ruined blade armor crumbled despite an attempted mending, and Bonzo’s friendship
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bracelet project did not survive his 1st encounter with the D’Warren’s knitting boobies.
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In a neighboring workshop, Bodius found a fire newt warlock sleeping off heavy drink.
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With Isilrod’s
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faint bagpipe inspiration
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helping Bodius’
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fingers, he stole 30 GP and a key.
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Then he woke the warlock with an eldritch charged finger in the mouth and claimed to be a supervisor sent by.
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The blood failed. A fire of boldness, Bodius, and he and his specter struck back.
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Faf then appeared in the doorway with blackened eyes, a booming voice, and harmless tremors shaking the floor. His terrible beauty speech was pure thaumaturgy
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theater.
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But if I am the were like enough for Bonzo to hold him with his lobster claw claw.
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Under Isilrod’s
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zone of truth, the captive described described a a fire nude occupation devoted to.
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They minded forged for their faith, but they had failed
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to gain access to the Aldani D’Gnorwol treasure.
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Bodius had their 1 recovered key, but the great door appeared to need 3.
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Another 1 locked away at the shrine
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in cold water was a devastating weakness.
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The captive operator had no useful information about the death cards or the symposium.
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The interrogation ended with Bodius’ loaded die. He announced that a 6 meant death, rolled the inevitable 6, and killed the captive with an eldritch blast.
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For Simon, he supplied as a dedication, dedication,
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not as forgiveness.
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The party filled water barrels and loaded Mogham.
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Faf made a portable water squirter from a dead warlock solid bed. We also finally received the Black Dragon’s Seal Scabbard, which changed itself to Deck record.
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Side rooms supplied an ordinary healing potion, 2 empty jugs, and a bomb.
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A bomb?
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There was no bomb.
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Confirming no bomb. No bomb?
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A bomb.
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I thought it was a bomb.
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Let’s go with bomb. Bomb, not bong.
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I don’t even see
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oh, yeah.
Speaker 0 · [0:04:45]
That’s funny. The 2nd they crossed the magnet gap. The 2nd fireman at Warlock created before gold sash, and then they ex spotted us disguised himself as a dead workshop Warlock and carried in brandy. The shrine keeper complained about the untranslated runes on the treasury door, then he drank until they passed out weeping at the statue’s feet.
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Faf obliterated him with the
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fire nude tail skin squirter.
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The statue had a green adamantine.
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The quipper jug was not thrown.
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The statue had a green adamantine, 3rd eye, but the candle found no magic. A religion check suggested that this depiction did not match the ancient lore of emics.
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The fire moods might have been misled.
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A phony face, if you will. Bodius lifted the statue, fat pad down the pressure plate beneath it, and the unmelted warlock’s body took its place. Valued at at least 1,000 GP, the statue went into the already crowded bag of holding. Bag of holding is at capacity.
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Oh.
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The
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treasury doer was a great clockwork construction with 3 keyholes and an inscription.
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The stolen key clicked cleanly in the 1st lock. The triangle the other holes made the bridge retract behind the party. Mob camera still on it leapt to the edge just in time.
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Isilrod used comprehend languages to read the verse.
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No iron or skeleton key would do, the riddle revealed.
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The traveler must raise a voice.
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Past booming open sesame accomplished nothing.
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But then Isilrod
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and Bonzo simultaneously
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had the same idea,
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The song of the albino dwarf.
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Isilrod performed with accompaniment before the sealed treasury.
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On the final phrase,
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the runes glared albino white.
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Albino white because the dwarves that made it are albino.
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And the door Does that say that?
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The
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old song had accomplished with the occupiers’ keys and torture could not.
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Inside were gold ingots and a locked chest baptized the word with 0.5 a dead rat before anyone committed to the treasure. This time, there was no dispute.
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Each of the 4 characters took 100
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ingots worth 1,000 GP.
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Isilrod then picked the chest, a very tricky pick, I might add,
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retrieving
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white
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gloves of thievery and the gauntlet of Mara
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The gloves grant plus 5 to lock making checks and could appear puffy like Mickey Mouse gloves or sleep like white driving gloves. The
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gauntlet of grants
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plus 1 to armor class
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and shares 4 daily charges between
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that.
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And they they can do this charge thing, but if you do all 4 charges 1 day, the the gauntlet destroys itself. Self destruct.
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Isilrod took the goblin of Mardin, and Bodius took the gloves of Feet
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Mickey Mouse, Mode, for now.
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What is the part about Isilrod
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invoking more by fish?
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It says,
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tried them on and invoked more by fish Oh, right. Before discussion. Yeah. Was a side conversation. Yep. Yeah. That was a side. Well, no. It was a specific request.
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But I like that more Did you perform more by fish?
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No. After trying on the gloves and be real free, Isilrod announced, began
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playing more by fish. This was a brief performance moment, not an established enchantment of the gloves.
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There’s more lore. Wow. More by fish. That’s a full Wiki page. So do I need to picture your character
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do I need to picture your character with giant Mickey Mouse hands from now on? Yeah. You do.
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Gotta represent the fish.
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Kinda love that. They’re gloves. It’s not pretty, but it’s
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It’s effective.
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It’s effective.
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And so there we, like, began I’m popping on the party at
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And
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it’s real it’s just plus 5 slide of hand. Right? The Mickey Mouse Club? Yeah. Yeah.
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The
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the lock picking checks and slide of hand.
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Pocket. Pick pocket.
Speaker 0 · [0:09:07]
How do how do I add the gauntlet of Bordea into Right. I’m gonna do a custom thumbnail. Have to do a custom item for you, or you can chat to to how to make a custom item and send you what it needs.
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You
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can do it.
Speaker 1 · [0:09:23]
While you’re doing that, can you also make my claw
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and add it to my Your claw is. It’s our You can straight up make ones for us? Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [0:09:33]
Making making the things making making custom items that give advantages is It’s a pain. I, like, don’t know. I was able to do my armor class thing. You add it to the actual you click on armor class, and you add a bonus to the armor class. You
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can create items that do it.
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Doesn’t show up in my tech,
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like,
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tabs. Yeah. Shut up. That’s why
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Interesting.
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It’s a real challenge figuring out, you know, like,
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remembering
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all that. Right. Let me see. And then to distractions.
Speaker 0 · [0:10:12]
Right. Your claw doesn’t come up as an option.
Speaker 1 · [0:10:17]
Well, you know, it’s in your inventory. I might be able to add it in special because
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I was able to have raven form. It’s called the claw in your inventory,
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but it just has the notes. Alright. Okay. So we’re down here in the in the base of the mine.
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Right?
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Yeah. I just displayed the
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the map.
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Y’all y’all are in the in the bridge upon the albino dwarven song
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regaling the bridge retracted.
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So
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The bridge is retracted? No. It’s like it came back to y’all. Oh,
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is there anything
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in that adjacent room I’m seeing behind us?
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That was the treasury. Okay. So
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alright, boys.
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What do say you we pop we blow this popsicle stand and go
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go find the Yeah.
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The fish bros. Plant. Yeah. We pack up other boys. I also haven’t been able to tan for a couple days.
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To tan? Yeah.
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You get a pale.
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That’s true.
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K.
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0 speed travel out of this
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dungeon?
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Sure.
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Really? Y’all maneuver across the Magma Ridge Ridge.
Speaker 1 · [0:11:48]
Oh, really?
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And y’all
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can see
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2 ways out. The way
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you came
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back to the Wormhort Mine or this other pathway that leads to a stairwell at the bottom of the map.
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Stairwell seems chill.
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No point in going backwards. Always forward. I agree.
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But what if we forgot some treasure?
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I’m just kidding. Let’s get out of here. Okay.
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Yeah. Let’s take the
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ominous stairwell.
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The heat
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from the lava
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is
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at your back, and it grows more and more distant as y’all ascend
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the stairwell.
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And it goes upward, upward, upward, upward
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until
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you land at a door.
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I knock.
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There’s no response.
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I knock. What
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kind of door are we talking To feel the door to see if there’s any heat on the other side. I could make sure there’s not a fire. No. It’s cool to the touch. Does
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it have a lock?
Speaker 3 · [0:13:05]
No. You got sweet little trimmer since you got.
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It’s not locked?
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There’s no lock.
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Okay. I’ll I’ll open it.
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You fling the door open
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and light
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Trouble. Blasts upon you. Trouble.
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Mhmm.
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Light
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and humidity
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and then a sea of greenery before you
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and you face the Chultan Jungle. Jungle. Mhmm. We’re
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back, boys.
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We’re back from the jungle? No, like, jungle air. I’m looking in the sky for the sun.
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That just fucking
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rips the most heinous part.
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It’s like, oh, I’ve been holding that in all Wow. The whole dungeon. We could’ve used that against the dragon. Where’s
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the sun located?
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Where are we? Where do we want it to explode?
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The sun.
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I don’t know which 1 is those.
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The
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sun is far to the east. Sun
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is it morning or night or afternoon?
Speaker 1 · [0:14:26]
You’re looking straight at the sun.
Speaker 1 · [0:14:29]
Oh.
Speaker 3 · [0:14:30]
Okay. But No. It’s It’s morning. It’s morning. Oh, okay. You probably shouldn’t look straight at the exit the caves looking
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at looking east.
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That’s right. I quickly covered Bodius’ eyes.
Speaker 0 · [0:14:43]
Don’t go anywhere. And, again, don’t look in the sun. Okay. I just we’d run away from Okay. So the sun You know that you entered here where it said dragon, and you know that you had another map that had a different dragon
Speaker 0 · [0:14:54]
location. Oh, monster map. Wait. What? Y’all entered here. Usually, Chult When did we talk about another dragon? I don’t even remember that. Y’all found a map. Jacques LaFleur
Speaker 1 · [0:15:04]
gave you this location. Mhmm.
Speaker 0 · [0:15:10]
Chago had
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this location.
Speaker 2 · [0:15:12]
His map had that location. I mean, shit, boys. I mean, there’s no dragon? There’s another dragon, and that could be a clue to the whole, like, death 1st thing. Because we we’re supposed to talk to a dragon. Y’all have entered from a different way, or y’all have exited in a different way than you’ve entered.
Speaker 1 · [0:15:27]
I think it’s I think it’s that’s remember.
Speaker 1 · [0:15:30]
That’s So we are trying to find them. We’re at the dragon. We know wait. Am I
Speaker 2 · [0:15:35]
we’re just in the middle of the juggle, and there’s no indication of, like
Speaker 0 · [0:15:40]
Y’all can see a giant mountain behind you.
Speaker 0 · [0:15:43]
I think that we just came here. You’ve you’ve just emerged from a if you look back, you’re looking into a mountain. Are you telling us that we’re right here? No. I’m just That’s where we’re from. We can put it together. Yeah. Yeah. That’s where we are. How would we how would there be 2 dragons?
Speaker 0 · [0:15:57]
We enter You just had a map that said dragon.
Speaker 4 · [0:16:01]
Somewhat out of character, fast time zone.
Speaker 4 · [0:16:04]
Clearly, we’re at Chaga’s spot on the map. What the fuck? Mhmm. No. Other ways, we could have gotten in to the same dragon lair because there’s only 1 dragon.
Speaker 3 · [0:16:14]
Very observant on the map. Yeah. Thank you. Behind you. I haven’t done anything. Holding you back.
Speaker 2 · [0:16:20]
Alright. So
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Atas
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is Pulawazi,
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is that a real place right there?
Speaker 0 · [0:16:27]
Yes. But
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you know nothing of it. We gotta get here. Right?
Speaker 2 · [0:16:32]
We gotta get back. We gotta get
Speaker 1 · [0:16:36]
wait. Is it here the way I gotta get back to?
Speaker 0 · [0:16:39]
That is y’all’s rough location of where the Aldani Basin. The Aldani Camp? Yeah. Well, some shit. Guys, I think we need to find you. Y’all were on this steamboat in. So this was Tin Top’s. Okay. Y’all steamboated
Speaker 0 · [0:16:53]
Steamboated south. Through here. This is where
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Until we split. And Summer Mogham
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generally split. Split Southeast,
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and we split Southwest.
Speaker 2 · [0:17:04]
I think we should go
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Southeast 1st to hit a Taz.
Speaker 4 · [0:17:10]
You Do you think we
Speaker 2 · [0:17:12]
I’m hoping that they’ve got a market there so they can sell this fucking statue thing. That seems like it’s money, and we can all go shopping for cool headbands. And they’ll be able to point us. There might even be a pathway or, like, a secret tunnel.
Speaker 2 · [0:17:25]
They might be a more expeditious way that they know of. It just seems like, you know, right towards the spot. Let’s hit that shit. Maybe that’s a move. Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [0:17:33]
Do you have a pen? Maybe we should mark this shit. Y’all should always be chartering and getting all them chartering. So
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However you all wanna do it.
Speaker 2 · [0:17:55]
Okay. I got all confused because we’re all because we’re We can flip
Speaker 1 · [0:18:00]
it back. Yeah. We should.
Speaker 1 · [0:18:04]
I got already a little confused.
Speaker 1 · [0:18:17]
That’s wild.
Speaker 1 · [0:18:18]
Yeah. Yeah. Oh
Speaker 3 · [0:18:20]
my god. Where where the same way? Is that? It’s been the same way for Oh god. Where are we? Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 1 · [0:18:28]
Oh, I know where we are now. So
Speaker 2 · [0:18:30]
yeah. And then this is supposed to be the Aldani
Speaker 1 · [0:18:35]
Why
Speaker 2 · [0:18:41]
are writing it that like that? Because I’m writing it backwards. It’s all vertically that way. For you. Spell it for us.
Speaker 2 · [0:18:49]
Whatever. Alright. So, yeah, let’s let’s hit Ata Ataaz.
Speaker 2 · [0:18:53]
How do you pronounce it? How are you saying it? Ataaz
Speaker 0 · [0:18:57]
Kahakovas.
Speaker 2 · [0:18:58]
And for the record, that’s a t a a z
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y k l w a z I. It’s the craziest.
Speaker 2 · [0:19:07]
Alright. Let’s let’s crank, boys. We’re gonna crank
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Southeast,
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hit a Taz. Oh. Because we think there’s a market there. Right? Yeah. It’s just gonna be people and good vibes, and and they should be able to point us back to the Aldani Basin ideally.
Speaker 4 · [0:19:21]
Do we need to scope it out carefully?
Speaker 1 · [0:19:23]
That’s what we got to do. We should scope. We might need to, like, lighten our load, see if we can sell some Yeah. We should buy some of the load holding.
Speaker 2 · [0:19:30]
Yeah. We’re definitely gonna sell it where Yeah. We’re heavily we’re heavily loaded. We need a wild load.
Speaker 2 · [0:19:35]
Yeah. If you will. I wouldn’t blame any of you guys. We’re heading that way. Finding How many cubes do we have? I think we should find a bar too. In theory, we have Yeah. 1 2 3 to get 4
Speaker 2 · [0:19:46]
True that. 4 hexes to get there,
Speaker 2 · [0:19:50]
which you were saying
Speaker 2 · [0:19:52]
is that 6 hours per hex?
Speaker 0 · [0:19:54]
Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [0:19:55]
But we can hustle.
Speaker 2 · [0:19:57]
What’s the so
Speaker 2 · [0:19:59]
explain the the environment a little more. Like, that’s where we’re where we’re pointed to the
Speaker 2 · [0:20:06]
to the Southeast. What does it look like?
Speaker 2 · [0:20:09]
What’s the terrain look like? Or are we just in deep jungle? We can’t see shit? Or Yeah. You’re in deep jungle there.
Speaker 0 · [0:20:16]
But, I mean, it sort of runs off from the mountain. You know? I’d say, like, maybe the
Speaker 0 · [0:20:21]
1st couple 100 feet in front of y’all are
Speaker 0 · [0:20:24]
turning in a mountain
Speaker 0 · [0:20:26]
craggy
Speaker 0 · [0:20:27]
landscape.
Speaker 0 · [0:20:29]
Where we go through this? But then the jungle is lies deeper. And, yes, to the right, you know, it’s the mountain.
Speaker 1 · [0:20:36]
How about this Valley Of Lost Honor?
Speaker 1 · [0:20:39]
Valley Of Lost Honor? Think I’ll probably take the Valley Of Lost Honor to get to We kinda scale the mountain.
Speaker 1 · [0:20:44]
Take the Valley Of Lost Honor. Looks like a little a clear pathway.
Speaker 1 · [0:20:48]
Are we not sketched out by the name of that?
Speaker 2 · [0:20:51]
It’s kind of a u shaped I would say not at all. No. It sounds kinda inviting, actually. I guess we can scope out the Valley Of Lost Honor, potentially.
Speaker 2 · [0:21:00]
That seems like it would make it harder to get to this, potentially.
Speaker 2 · [0:21:04]
Yeah. Versus just being in the jungle.
Speaker 1 · [0:21:08]
Yeah. Is that a plateau?
Speaker 1 · [0:21:11]
Do we have Is that, like, on a plateau or something? Or I don’t know. Went there. Does our map have, like, this
Speaker 1 · [0:21:18]
area that’s not blocked out charted? Like, can we actually, like,
Speaker 1 · [0:21:23]
find our way more easily if we’re in these areas?
Speaker 0 · [0:21:26]
Oh,
Speaker 0 · [0:21:28]
I guess. I mean, they’re probably not. Let’s
Speaker 1 · [0:21:32]
just
Speaker 1 · [0:21:33]
Maybe a straight line there too.
Speaker 2 · [0:21:35]
Vibe
Speaker 2 · [0:21:38]
vibes.
Speaker 2 · [0:21:39]
Is the valley of lost owner sense kinda We generally I mean, we’re gonna trend that way no matter what. We can kind of trend
Speaker 1 · [0:21:46]
more
Speaker 2 · [0:21:47]
Yeah. More south than
Speaker 2 · [0:21:50]
east
Speaker 2 · [0:21:51]
and kinda border the
Speaker 2 · [0:21:53]
the foothills of this mountain
Speaker 1 · [0:21:55]
Mhmm.
Speaker 1 · [0:21:57]
To get here, and then we can kinda make a decision. We go here, and then we ask about the Valley Of Wall Sign.
Speaker 1 · [0:22:02]
Do that too.
Speaker 2 · [0:22:05]
Okay.
Speaker 2 · [0:22:07]
We got 3
Speaker 2 · [0:22:09]
no. We got 4
Speaker 2 · [0:22:11]
hex hexadoodles.
Speaker 2 · [0:22:13]
Okay.
Speaker 2 · [0:22:14]
Are we gonna recklessly
Speaker 2 · [0:22:16]
churn, or are we gonna, like,
Speaker 1 · [0:22:20]
vibe? I meant to add
Speaker 0 · [0:22:23]
Isilrod and Bonzo
Speaker 0 · [0:22:25]
have heroic inspiration for solving the riddle.
Speaker 3 · [0:22:30]
It’s good to know. I
Speaker 2 · [0:22:32]
say we just take her easy and
Speaker 2 · [0:22:35]
just
Speaker 2 · [0:22:37]
is anybody low on health or anything? Like, do do we need I’m at I’m, like, 100 percent 45.
Speaker 2 · [0:22:43]
Should we take a little nappy poo right here and just kinda, like I’m at max out.
Speaker 4 · [0:22:48]
I’m maxed out too. I think you should be. We slept.
Speaker 2 · [0:22:51]
Did we? Yeah. I
Speaker 2 · [0:22:55]
maybe. Yeah. Because we didn’t really fight all that much last
Speaker 2 · [0:23:00]
episode.
Speaker 2 · [0:23:02]
We killed that 1 guy, and then we squirted that other guy. Actually those guys. They were light work for us. Light work with a squirt gun. Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [0:23:12]
Alright. So no no sleep. Just crank. Should I give myself a
Speaker 2 · [0:23:17]
a rest?
Speaker 2 · [0:23:18]
Should I be at full height? Should we take a nap?
Speaker 3 · [0:23:21]
Sure. I don’t know. I’m also fine stay at 29.
Speaker 1 · [0:23:25]
I’m gonna get that move. Let’s do it.
Speaker 2 · [0:23:28]
We’re gonna take a quick nappy, boo. Get everybody in tip top shape. Is this a a full long rest? Or A full long rest.
Speaker 2 · [0:23:36]
I can I can take
Speaker 1 · [0:23:39]
Do we want wait? Hold on. I can spells do I can do, like, a We might wanna save our long rest if we’re gonna we’re not gonna be able to long rest as much anymore.
Speaker 1 · [0:23:49]
If we just need the help When you’re traveling, it’s not as big of a deal because Oh, okay.
Speaker 3 · [0:23:54]
You can long rest once every 24 hours. And Okay. Yeah. Let’s do it long Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [0:23:59]
Okay.
Speaker 2 · [0:24:01]
And doesn’t activate
Speaker 2 · [0:24:03]
him longer? I was saying I could, like yeah. Whatever. We we just rest.
Speaker 0 · [0:24:07]
As
Speaker 0 · [0:24:10]
you
Speaker 0 · [0:24:11]
rest
Speaker 0 · [0:24:12]
longly
Speaker 0 · [0:24:14]
at the outside of the
Speaker 0 · [0:24:17]
entry to the hot camera,
Speaker 0 · [0:24:21]
You all have frightful dreams of a
Speaker 0 · [0:24:24]
skeletal figure
Speaker 0 · [0:24:27]
and whispers of curse.
Speaker 2 · [0:24:33]
Curse.
Speaker 1 · [0:24:36]
And you all wait feeling the effects of the death curse, which always marches on through your veins.
Speaker 0 · [0:24:43]
Damn. Just faint,
Speaker 1 · [0:24:46]
tenderly ripples
Speaker 0 · [0:24:48]
of spent adrenaline
Speaker 0 · [0:24:50]
rushing,
Speaker 0 · [0:24:51]
and you all lose 1 health permanently.
Speaker 2 · [0:24:54]
1 health per what? Permanently.
Speaker 1 · [0:24:56]
Permanently.
Speaker 0 · [0:24:57]
Permanently?
Speaker 4 · [0:24:58]
Y’all y’all are affected by the death curse. Every You take off of my total health points? Yeah. That’s
Speaker 1 · [0:25:05]
This can’t calculate that. No. So do we do You need to calculate it. Override max HP?
Speaker 0 · [0:25:10]
Yeah. How do we do that? Yeah. Override. Override your max HP and take 1 off, and that’s gonna keep happening.
Speaker 1 · [0:25:15]
K.
Speaker 1 · [0:25:17]
Wow.
Speaker 2 · [0:25:18]
I’m not down with that. I don’t like that. Oh, just do the HP modifier.
Speaker 2 · [0:25:23]
How do we do that? That should be easier.
Speaker 2 · [0:25:25]
Just do minus 1 modifier.
Speaker 4 · [0:25:27]
Temp?
Speaker 4 · [0:25:29]
They’re talking about the temp thing there?
Speaker 2 · [0:25:33]
H
Speaker 2 · [0:25:35]
max HP modifier bottom left. Just do negative 1.
Speaker 2 · [0:25:38]
That works well.
Speaker 1 · [0:25:40]
Alright.
Speaker 1 · [0:25:42]
Otherwise, you are
Speaker 1 · [0:25:47]
otherwise, are fully. Alright,
Speaker 2 · [0:25:49]
boys. I’m feeling good. Let’s start let’s start walking her Does that work? Cozy little Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [0:25:54]
Tushies.
Speaker 4 · [0:25:56]
I’m looking around pissed off that something took health for me. I’m a little confused at how that happened. Y’all known about that. Feeling a little confused
Speaker 4 · [0:26:03]
and rageful.
Speaker 4 · [0:26:05]
Y’all know that Faf starts swinging into the bushes.
Speaker 1 · [0:26:09]
The Zachs.
Speaker 1 · [0:26:11]
He says, hook up. Come on, Maggie. Something’s out to get us.
Speaker 4 · [0:26:16]
We’ll bet. We’ve picked the direction, and we’re going.
Speaker 2 · [0:26:19]
Alright. Direction is Do you guys we’re heading Southeast.
Speaker 2 · [0:26:23]
Do we wanna jog or not
Speaker 4 · [0:26:26]
jog? I’ll tow it.
Speaker 2 · [0:26:28]
We
Speaker 2 · [0:26:29]
do or do we have a capability to fast
Speaker 2 · [0:26:31]
move? Yeah. Yeah. Fast moving is 4 hexes a day. Oh, it’s 4 hexes a day. Okay.
Speaker 0 · [0:26:37]
And the slow moving is 2 hexes. Sorry. Fast moving when you’re on foot is 3 hexes a day.
Speaker 0 · [0:26:43]
Slow moving is 1.
Speaker 2 · [0:26:46]
Okay.
Speaker 2 · [0:26:47]
And we 4 hexes Y’all wanna fast move or slow moves?
Speaker 1 · [0:26:53]
I’m feeling a little bit messed up now. Yeah. I feel like a Let’s get a good jog on. We’re gonna go fast move.
Speaker 2 · [0:26:59]
And we’re targeting to, like we we don’t wanna just rage straight in. We wanna we’ll fast move the 3, and then we’ll slow move through the last 1 so we we have time to kinda creep in. Slow move. So here. Well,
Speaker 2 · [0:27:14]
we gotta roll for it. Right?
Speaker 0 · [0:27:15]
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [0:27:17]
Okay.
Speaker 4 · [0:27:18]
Those are those are
Speaker 0 · [0:27:20]
roller. It was our navigator.
Speaker 4 · [0:27:22]
Bro, isn’t that Kevin? I think it was me. Yeah. You get bonus points on that. What
Speaker 3 · [0:27:28]
what’s
Speaker 3 · [0:27:29]
what’s the role?
Speaker 1 · [0:27:33]
Survival. Well, you can bardic inspiration this whenever you want to. Survival?
Speaker 2 · [0:27:41]
Should we special
Speaker 2 · [0:27:42]
role for this? Or
Speaker 0 · [0:27:46]
That’s all I needed. Special roll?
Speaker 1 · [0:27:49]
Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [0:27:51]
So What’s up the ante on this roll? Oh. 0, fuck. Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [0:28:02]
Yeah. That’s
Speaker 1 · [0:28:08]
awesome. That’s sick.
Speaker 1 · [0:28:12]
Oh.
Speaker 1 · [0:28:13]
Are we I’m the navigator? I’m only plus 3 survival.
Speaker 1 · [0:28:17]
Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [0:28:22]
I’m plus 1. So I’m plus 0.
Speaker 1 · [0:28:26]
0,
Speaker 1 · [0:28:27]
it’s a nap 1. They got a curse.
Speaker 4 · [0:28:30]
Bardic
Speaker 1 · [0:28:32]
and spell.
Speaker 2 · [0:28:33]
Bardic and spell. When you have heroic inspiration. Heroic and spell. A fresh tower, and that’s what that’s what you do to us.
Speaker 3 · [0:28:41]
Do we have a vape?
Speaker 2 · [0:28:43]
No. I think you’re the vape. I
Speaker 2 · [0:28:45]
might have some D and T.
Speaker 0 · [0:28:48]
D and T? Yeah. I’m making this game. Alright. 16 plus 3, that’s a solid 19. Yeah. That’s a perfect you you navigate successfully for the whole day.
Speaker 2 · [0:28:58]
K. So now we’re
Speaker 2 · [0:29:00]
here. And then how long for a normal walk to get through the 1 hex?
Speaker 1 · [0:29:09]
8 hours.
Speaker 2 · [0:29:11]
Alright. We’ll just we’ll we’ll be walking. We’re walking through. We’re keeping an eye out. Yeah. The jungle is all around. You see?
Speaker 3 · [0:29:19]
Knowing that Heath is a little spooked that he
Speaker 3 · [0:29:22]
lost 1 HP,
Speaker 3 · [0:29:24]
I cast, thaumaturgy,
Speaker 3 · [0:29:27]
and I make
Speaker 1 · [0:29:31]
just some some tremors.
Speaker 1 · [0:29:33]
Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:29:34]
Just to fuck with it? And some fancy sounds that Woah. Woah.
Speaker 1 · [0:29:40]
Just continued whispers.
Speaker 1 · [0:29:41]
Curse.
Speaker 1 · [0:29:44]
Curse.
Speaker 0 · [0:29:48]
He the role for
Speaker 0 · [0:29:50]
intimidation.
Speaker 1 · [0:29:52]
I’m just intimidated.
Speaker 3 · [0:29:54]
Right. But
Speaker 1 · [0:29:57]
You are intimidated.
Speaker 1 · [0:29:59]
You’re intimidated.
Speaker 1 · [0:30:01]
Yeah. Sorry. Facts. You’re not intimidated. You’re frightened. Frightened? Mhmm. Which
Speaker 0 · [0:30:07]
means you can’t willingly move closer to the source of fear, so you are now
Speaker 0 · [0:30:13]
Running. You’re not running away, but, like, you’re
Speaker 2 · [0:30:16]
actively trying to run every which direction away from the with the The ground. Curse. I’m sure.
Speaker 2 · [0:30:23]
It’s fucked up, man. It’s been a dick move, bro.
Speaker 3 · [0:30:30]
It just lasted me.
Speaker 1 · [0:30:32]
He’s fine.
Speaker 1 · [0:30:34]
As y’all push
Speaker 1 · [0:30:35]
through,
Speaker 0 · [0:30:39]
you begin to approach.
Speaker 0 · [0:30:46]
It starts to kinda go down, and you’re you’re you’re
Speaker 0 · [0:30:50]
atop
Speaker 0 · [0:30:52]
a a canyon almost or atop
Speaker 0 · [0:30:55]
the beginning of what would be a runoff into a a giant valley.
Speaker 0 · [0:31:00]
And down below, you can see blades of black basalt thrust up from the floor of this deep volcanic canyon
Speaker 0 · [0:31:07]
to create a
Speaker 0 · [0:31:10]
stony forest of sorts,
Speaker 0 · [0:31:12]
1 that would be able to easily draw blood from unwary trepers who brush against
Speaker 0 · [0:31:18]
the piles of
Speaker 0 · [0:31:21]
knife, sedge, rock.
Speaker 1 · [0:31:23]
Any signs of life? No.
Speaker 2 · [0:31:27]
Any signs of death? It’s kinda spooky.
Speaker 4 · [0:31:30]
No.
Speaker 0 · [0:31:31]
How tall are these blade forest things? If you’re looking down into it, they look to be, like,
Speaker 0 · [0:31:38]
ranging from 20 to 70 feet in size, sort of like a crab moth.
Speaker 2 · [0:31:44]
Bonzo, do you wanna
Speaker 2 · [0:31:46]
scout this? Hover over. In your Mhmm.
Speaker 1 · [0:31:49]
Yeah. I cast right across.
Speaker 1 · [0:31:52]
Open.
Speaker 1 · [0:31:53]
And
Speaker 1 · [0:31:54]
Good.
Speaker 1 · [0:31:55]
Like to fly over. Yeah. As you fly up into the sky, you can see that this
Speaker 0 · [0:32:01]
sort of forest of
Speaker 0 · [0:32:03]
volcanic
Speaker 0 · [0:32:04]
ivory
Speaker 0 · [0:32:07]
is leading
Speaker 0 · [0:32:09]
deeper into a wide open
Speaker 0 · [0:32:12]
volcanic
Speaker 0 · [0:32:14]
gray rubble
Speaker 0 · [0:32:16]
expanse,
Speaker 0 · [0:32:17]
which you presume is the Valley Of Lost Honor.
Speaker 2 · [0:32:21]
Oh,
Speaker 0 · [0:32:22]
okay. So we’re looking There’s not any signs of life
Speaker 2 · [0:32:26]
that way. So we’re not we’re not looking down into
Speaker 2 · [0:32:30]
a Taz. We’re looking down into the Valley Of Lost Honor. Mhmm. You’re looking down into a Taz,
Speaker 0 · [0:32:36]
which
Speaker 0 · [0:32:38]
I’m gonna assume 1 of y’all
Speaker 0 · [0:32:40]
cast comprehend
Speaker 0 · [0:32:41]
languages
Speaker 0 · [0:32:43]
means gorged blades
Speaker 0 · [0:32:45]
in fire nuke.
Speaker 4 · [0:32:47]
Oh. This is not even a town.
Speaker 1 · [0:32:49]
This is not a town. It’s just a Gorge of Blades.
Speaker 0 · [0:32:53]
Can I do a history check on this? There are no towns that are known of in trouble, really. Remember,
Speaker 1 · [0:32:59]
this is, an unmapped territory.
Speaker 1 · [0:33:02]
Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:33:04]
So Yeah. There would be unlikely that the map that you’ll have would have towns.
Speaker 1 · [0:33:08]
But now you’ll be On the map. The Dalani Basin. Yeah. On the map. So, like, Arkha came
Speaker 0 · [0:33:13]
up already, and I think that’s probably because it is
Speaker 0 · [0:33:17]
closer to the
Speaker 0 · [0:33:19]
shore.
Speaker 1 · [0:33:21]
I think that
Speaker 1 · [0:33:23]
Can I do a history check on the the Valley Of Honor and the the Gorge Of Swords?
Speaker 1 · [0:33:29]
Yes.
Speaker 1 · [0:33:30]
Gorge Of Linens. Right.
Speaker 1 · [0:33:35]
Go ahead.
Speaker 1 · [0:33:37]
I rolled 18 plus 6.
Speaker 0 · [0:33:40]
You recall
Speaker 0 · [0:33:41]
on 1 the 1st evenings
Speaker 1 · [0:33:44]
aboard
Speaker 1 · [0:33:46]
the milkmaidens,
Speaker 0 · [0:33:47]
which may
Speaker 0 · [0:33:49]
the braves and Pegasus,
Speaker 0 · [0:33:53]
observing
Speaker 0 · [0:33:54]
doctor Aubrey Aubrey
Speaker 0 · [0:33:56]
studying the history of Chult, and you recall
Speaker 0 · [0:33:59]
that you detected and
Speaker 0 · [0:34:01]
sort of eavesdropping upon him, but eaves are looking more like
Speaker 0 · [0:34:05]
1 book on the Valley Of Lost Order informed you that the
Speaker 0 · [0:34:09]
undead of Ra’s knee wiped out a tribe of Chultons in this valley. The bones that have fallen are gone along with everything else, swallowed up by lava pouring out of the volcanic volcano,
Speaker 0 · [0:34:23]
which supplies the heat to rock.
Speaker 0 · [0:34:26]
Fire needs to have taken over that old forge.
Speaker 1 · [0:34:29]
Yeah. That’s we don’t already know that.
Speaker 1 · [0:34:33]
You know the rest.
Speaker 1 · [0:34:35]
Alright.
Speaker 1 · [0:34:36]
Sounds like a bigger than nothing.
Speaker 1 · [0:34:38]
Seems like burger.
Speaker 2 · [0:34:40]
Might as well walk far. This this
Speaker 2 · [0:34:43]
Altaz for some weapons. Yeah. Might as well go down there and check it out.
Speaker 2 · [0:34:48]
Maybe we can, like, outfit Moghammer
Speaker 2 · [0:34:50]
with some spiky shit on it. Yeah. Mhmm. Could be cool. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:34:55]
Maybe we should get down there.
Speaker 2 · [0:34:57]
Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [0:34:58]
Need to start walking down. Some weapons. No. You just end up the.
Speaker 2 · [0:35:05]
Any any Yeah. Thing of note?
Speaker 0 · [0:35:08]
You’re within the Gorge Of Blades, the obsidian volcanic structures,
Speaker 0 · [0:35:14]
sharpening
Speaker 0 · [0:35:15]
up next to you.
Speaker 2 · [0:35:19]
Interesting. It’s a Gorge Of blades. What can we do with this
Speaker 2 · [0:35:24]
blades gorge,
Speaker 2 · [0:35:26]
perhaps?
Speaker 4 · [0:35:29]
Let’s check by our inventories and see if there’s anything cool.
Speaker 3 · [0:35:32]
We can Can we put some
Speaker 3 · [0:35:34]
in a jar?
Speaker 0 · [0:35:37]
I have some arrows in my inventory. Why is that?
Speaker 2 · [0:35:41]
Maybe
Speaker 2 · [0:35:42]
maybe you just started with it.
Speaker 2 · [0:35:46]
I have an old club.
Speaker 2 · [0:35:47]
I have 20 arrows, which seems kind of useless.
Speaker 1 · [0:35:52]
We’ll keep the arrows. I’m trying to get a
Speaker 1 · [0:35:56]
a long bow.
Speaker 3 · [0:35:58]
I also have a big squirting new tail.
Speaker 1 · [0:36:02]
Alright.
Speaker 3 · [0:36:02]
How long is that?
Speaker 1 · [0:36:04]
Do you organic matter around y’all.
Speaker 1 · [0:36:07]
It is pure rock and ash.
Speaker 2 · [0:36:10]
It’s a ruddy. I mean, you you have those arrows. Craft takes his
Speaker 2 · [0:36:19]
debt collecting
Speaker 2 · [0:36:20]
weapon
Speaker 2 · [0:36:21]
debt collector.
Speaker 2 · [0:36:22]
Right. And just
Speaker 2 · [0:36:24]
Right. And just starts to, like,
Speaker 2 · [0:36:26]
tap it on a blade.
Speaker 1 · [0:36:51]
It’s working.
Speaker 1 · [0:36:54]
I know that’s not So our jam session continues
Speaker 4 · [0:36:57]
Jellyfish. And then what happens? It’s
Speaker 1 · [0:37:02]
absolutely working.
Speaker 1 · [0:37:06]
What are you looking for, bud? A glass?
Speaker 4 · [0:37:09]
Are you joking?
Speaker 4 · [0:37:10]
What kind of glass you can put? What
Speaker 1 · [0:37:20]
are you making? I’m just having straight chipped.
Speaker 4 · [0:37:23]
But the ingredients for a Negroni. Right? I don’t like the bread ones. Ew. You have Negroni stuff?
Speaker 1 · [0:37:29]
Can I make 1? Yeah. It’s equal parts gin.
Speaker 1 · [0:37:32]
And these 2 Don’t think of it. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [0:37:35]
Do
Speaker 3 · [0:37:38]
you have any
Speaker 1 · [0:37:39]
bidders? Of course.
Speaker 0 · [0:37:42]
The jam session
Speaker 0 · [0:37:45]
What is this?
Speaker 1 · [0:37:46]
Provides
Speaker 1 · [0:37:47]
nothing
Speaker 0 · [0:37:50]
beyond
Speaker 0 · [0:37:51]
inspiring
Speaker 0 · [0:37:52]
Isilrod
Speaker 0 · [0:37:53]
to
Speaker 0 · [0:37:54]
give inspiration.
Speaker 0 · [0:37:57]
So you can you can do 1 more Bardic inspiration
Speaker 0 · [0:37:59]
today.
Speaker 3 · [0:38:00]
Oh, shit. Okay.
Speaker 2 · [0:38:02]
Or but I don’t know. Worth it? Inspired to inspire. Heat.
Speaker 2 · [0:38:07]
It’s just another
Speaker 2 · [0:38:08]
glass of green. 2 green teas?
Speaker 0 · [0:38:12]
I
Speaker 0 · [0:38:12]
This is I mean, this is about as
Speaker 0 · [0:38:16]
It does a lap a ghost as you get, but just take the animals out of it. Well, boys,
Speaker 2 · [0:38:24]
we’ve
Speaker 2 · [0:38:26]
we’ve I’m a little bored here. Yeah. Can we just turn back towards We thought of nothing, and we’re all out of ideas. The Toth.
Speaker 0 · [0:38:35]
Y’all are in a Toth.
Speaker 1 · [0:38:38]
Oh, it’s fully empty. I thought we were just in the Valley Of Honors. Yeah. Yeah. Man, what a shithole.
Speaker 1 · [0:38:45]
Mark that on the map. Never coming back.
Speaker 2 · [0:38:51]
Shit. I can’t even think of something cool to do with these Obsidian things.
Speaker 2 · [0:38:55]
Yeah. Can you, like,
Speaker 2 · [0:38:57]
fashion little Obsidian shooters for your
Speaker 2 · [0:39:01]
hand weapons potentially?
Speaker 2 · [0:39:03]
Or
Speaker 2 · [0:39:05]
what kinda
Speaker 2 · [0:39:07]
that’d be maybe a survival
Speaker 2 · [0:39:09]
type. I don’t even know.
Speaker 3 · [0:39:12]
Let’s
Speaker 3 · [0:39:16]
just get out of here. Let’s blow this popsicle stand. We’re already we’re already weighed down.
Speaker 2 · [0:39:20]
Yeah. Fuck it. Let’s just so I guess we’re just gonna start walking in the general direction of Aldani Basin. Nigger on you. Thank you. We’ve Oh, yeah. We’re we’re calling it orange to do a little orange.
Speaker 2 · [0:39:32]
So No problem.
Speaker 2 · [0:39:34]
See if we got Should we start running again? Or Yes.
Speaker 4 · [0:39:38]
We should probably start running again. Should we put some boob themed graffiti down in this in this knife pit just so people know we were here and it didn’t scare us? Yep.
Speaker 2 · [0:39:47]
The milk barbers are
Speaker 2 · [0:39:49]
Let’s carve some
Speaker 2 · [0:39:51]
their mark pornographic
Speaker 3 · [0:39:52]
images. Mhmm. So, yeah, big old
Speaker 1 · [0:39:55]
mommy milkers on there. Yeah. Of of a
Speaker 0 · [0:39:59]
a fire, dude. You’re not gonna Yeah. A mommy milking fire carved
Speaker 0 · [0:40:03]
the stone. You could chisel it or you could paint it. Chisel. Chisel. Okay. I’ll I’ll get out my
Speaker 2 · [0:40:13]
my Cassidy’s trademark any color of the rainbow package.
Speaker 2 · [0:40:17]
And I’m gonna I’m I’m I’m
Speaker 2 · [0:40:20]
I’m swiping through
Speaker 2 · [0:40:22]
looking for my least desirable color.
Speaker 2 · [0:40:25]
You know? I don’t wanna I don’t wanna waste a good Right. A good color spectrum.
Speaker 2 · [0:40:29]
Naturally.
Speaker 2 · [0:40:30]
I
Speaker 2 · [0:40:32]
murky
Speaker 2 · [0:40:33]
brown, kind of the kind of the the shade of Isilrod skin.
Speaker 1 · [0:40:37]
Right.
Speaker 4 · [0:40:39]
Isilrod’s brown?
Speaker 2 · [0:40:41]
Well, I I’m really tan. Oh. That’s why I wanted to get out of the You know, the the most disgusting, abhorrible color I could I could come up with. And Right. And I slop a big
Speaker 2 · [0:40:53]
a big
Speaker 2 · [0:40:54]
mural kinda
Speaker 2 · [0:40:56]
vibe on the
Speaker 2 · [0:40:57]
on the most prominent
Speaker 2 · [0:41:00]
obsidian
Speaker 0 · [0:41:02]
Stalagmite.
Speaker 0 · [0:41:03]
Stalagmite.
Speaker 2 · [0:41:04]
I can find that
Speaker 2 · [0:41:06]
basically says
Speaker 2 · [0:41:10]
throbbing
Speaker 2 · [0:41:13]
goblins
Speaker 2 · [0:41:14]
was here
Speaker 2 · [0:41:15]
with a big pair of titties. Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [0:41:17]
Alright. 6 gray.
Speaker 2 · [0:41:19]
And the throbbing
Speaker 2 · [0:41:22]
makes up the the o and the b and the b and makes up the
Speaker 2 · [0:41:26]
titties. Titties. Yeah. Yeah. Do we
Speaker 3 · [0:41:29]
we’ve been spelling throbbing, like, with
Speaker 3 · [0:41:33]
a d and then a b as a this whole time. Right? Because then it makes a difference. Yes.
Speaker 2 · [0:41:39]
I mean, But we still print We have the website.
Speaker 2 · [0:41:41]
It’s h. The Robin. T h r o b b I n s. But he’s saying Robin.
Speaker 4 · [0:41:47]
But when you do r o
Speaker 1 · [0:41:49]
DB.
Speaker 1 · [0:41:50]
Yeah. So we do our So then we do Robert. The d and the b. It’s Just to make it more juvenile? It’s only only
Speaker 1 · [0:41:56]
when we do straight art. Right? You’re often. I’ll see it. I’ll see I’ll see I’ll it. It.
Speaker 2 · [0:42:04]
Also our being straight in. We do we do this like a I was gonna say that’s kinda Feels good. We’re throbbing, and we’re goblin. Yeah. This
Speaker 2 · [0:42:12]
is definitely I’m gonna roll for That’s it. That’s for inspiration?
Speaker 1 · [0:42:16]
No. Rolling for
Speaker 1 · [0:42:19]
We actually have to this now, like, all the time. Performance, I have a 17,
Speaker 2 · [0:42:25]
dirty 17.
Speaker 0 · [0:42:27]
The paint goes down extremely cleanly.
Speaker 0 · [0:42:31]
Apparently, it will stick there for eternity,
Speaker 1 · [0:42:34]
maybe 2.
Speaker 0 · [0:42:35]
And all who know the name will recognize the symbol.
Speaker 0 · [0:42:40]
But if they don’t know the name,
Speaker 2 · [0:42:42]
they will remember the symbol if they see it at once again.
Speaker 2 · [0:42:46]
I’m admiring my handiwork, and I’m like, boys,
Speaker 2 · [0:42:50]
we’ve gotta be doing this everywhere now.
Speaker 1 · [0:42:54]
Why
Speaker 1 · [0:42:58]
haven’t we been tagging you?
Speaker 2 · [0:43:00]
We we literally just figured something out. Like, this was actually kinda paramount. Paramount. What’s What’s that? That? We’re gonna we’re gonna put our mark across the world. Should The world will know for Robin’s goblins. Pretty sure we should get this tat on us. Yeah. Yeah. At least on Monday. Kinda cool. Yeah. Let the record know we’re doing basically, like
Speaker 2 · [0:43:20]
like a like an a okay
Speaker 2 · [0:43:22]
symbol,
Speaker 2 · [0:43:23]
but, like, with your fingers tight. So it’s like a b or a d, and then crossing your hands
Speaker 2 · [0:43:29]
and, like, putting them together kinda like a prayer, but but with your palms facing away, and it’s kind of like a
Speaker 2 · [0:43:36]
it’s kind of like a funky little DB
Speaker 2 · [0:43:39]
logo.
Speaker 2 · [0:43:40]
You know? I’m trying to think of what Formal c b. That is a Yeah. With an x. It’s like an x with a d and a b kinda
Speaker 2 · [0:43:48]
situation. Yeah. It’s pretty epic. I’ve never seen it before. It’s totally original. I’ve never seen this before. I’ve never seen this. That’s we just came up with that. Nobody’s ever done that with their hands. Very
Speaker 0 · [0:43:59]
good.
Speaker 0 · [0:44:01]
Y’all Terry Forth. Mhmm. Mhmm. Mhmm.
Speaker 0 · [0:44:05]
Heading
Speaker 0 · [0:44:06]
eastward,
Speaker 2 · [0:44:08]
slightly northeast. We’re heading northeast
Speaker 2 · [0:44:10]
from here towards the general direction of the Aldani Basin.
Speaker 4 · [0:44:14]
Since the end signal was invented,
Speaker 4 · [0:44:18]
Faf has taken to using it as his method
Speaker 4 · [0:44:21]
for
Speaker 4 · [0:44:23]
for, like, looking into the distance
Speaker 4 · [0:44:26]
So
Speaker 2 · [0:44:28]
I’m just like, I don’t see anything out there, you guys. Like, binoculars.
Speaker 3 · [0:44:32]
Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [0:44:33]
But, like, sick throbbing gobbing. It’s not like He he does it in, like, a low lunge every time too. Yeah. Like, a low squatting lunge, like, to where his coin pouch is, like, dang. Like, you can hear it on the ground. Mhmm. Should we should we run for this 1 too? Always got a lot of ground to cover. Yeah. Alright. We’re gonna lock in the run. Okay.
Speaker 3 · [0:44:53]
Where are we headed? To the Aldani Basin Okay. To meet up with
Speaker 2 · [0:44:58]
our crew,
Speaker 0 · [0:45:00]
Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [0:45:01]
Y’all have the choice here of how you wanna do this.
Speaker 1 · [0:45:05]
We
Speaker 1 · [0:45:08]
could basic you could basically fast travel
Speaker 0 · [0:45:12]
to
Speaker 0 · [0:45:13]
a hex outside of
Speaker 0 · [0:45:15]
where that hex is. Uh-huh.
Speaker 0 · [0:45:18]
But y’all wouldn’t know what’s in between. They didn’t move so fast.
Speaker 0 · [0:45:22]
They all aren’t taking any breaks to
Speaker 0 · [0:45:25]
observe. Or you can
Speaker 2 · [0:45:27]
we can do a traditional. Is there any history on the area that we should I mean, that we’ve been told that would indicate there’s anything cool
Speaker 1 · [0:45:35]
No. Between here and there?
Speaker 4 · [0:45:38]
I mean, don’t we generally don’t think We don’t know shit about fuck, dude. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:45:43]
And think about all the symbols we miss out on, you know, graffiti.
Speaker 2 · [0:45:47]
Right.
Speaker 2 · [0:45:48]
Should yeah. I mean, should that’s true. Should we, like,
Speaker 2 · [0:45:52]
do 3, crank a symbol somewhere on a tree? We can do 3.
Speaker 2 · [0:45:56]
We can just mark our territory as we go. That’s probably smart.
Speaker 3 · [0:46:00]
We’re
Speaker 2 · [0:46:01]
gonna do that. It also allows us to, like, cancel and gretel our shit from now on too. You know? Like, we’ve been here before. Right.
Speaker 2 · [0:46:09]
Yeah. Breadcrumbs
Speaker 1 · [0:46:10]
and trails and stuff. Yeah. Alright. Was thinking that too. Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [0:46:14]
And anybody that’s following us will have no problem
Speaker 3 · [0:46:17]
Knowing exactly where
Speaker 1 · [0:46:19]
are. Yeah. But maybe next time we say, Robin’s goblins went this way. Yeah. That’s smart. That’s smart.
Speaker 2 · [0:46:29]
Goblins may or may not have been here.
Speaker 2 · [0:46:36]
Woah. Alright. Alright. Lock that in. So y’all are moving?
Speaker 1 · [0:46:40]
Yeah. Who’s gonna roll the 1st I’ll
Speaker 2 · [0:46:43]
the 1st sprint
Speaker 1 · [0:46:45]
Yeah. On that, by the way.
Speaker 1 · [0:46:47]
Sprint.
Speaker 2 · [0:46:48]
It’s a natural 1. Bro.
Speaker 2 · [0:46:50]
So
Speaker 2 · [0:46:52]
off to good a start. I don’t have it heroic inspo,
Speaker 1 · [0:46:56]
but wait. Did he he has heroic inspo. Can he I already used it. How did you already You could you did can you give him the Bard inspiration? The Bard inspo that you have What is this? How that work? For For running.
Speaker 1 · [0:47:10]
Oh, okay.
Speaker 1 · [0:47:11]
Yeah. I can use that. Use the 1 that
Speaker 1 · [0:47:14]
you just gave me. On what?
Speaker 1 · [0:47:16]
Didn’t you just give me inspiration? On you? I just gave him. It’s not a heroic inspo. Can add It’s a Bard inspo. Add a d 8.
Speaker 0 · [0:47:23]
A d 8. A 1?
Speaker 2 · [0:47:26]
A 1. Yeah. Don’t you’re fucked. And then Okay. Whatever. Whatever. I roll a 91. I don’t give a fuck. Who gives a shit? You get lost.
Speaker 2 · [0:47:33]
Well, naturally.
Speaker 2 · [0:47:35]
We’re all off now. So who wants to run roll next?
Speaker 0 · [0:47:39]
I guess we just keep going. Another hex. You just don’t know where you are.
Speaker 2 · [0:47:43]
K. So we’re, you know, we’re Y’all could be anywhere. You should keep tracking when you do get it right. Track of well, I mean, we don’t know where we are now. I know. But which x x were you on? We’re we’re, like, right here. Right. So why don’t you track track draw a line. Sam. Draw a line from where you’re traveling. Sam right here. Pick up that pen and draw a line from where you track.
Speaker 2 · [0:48:05]
I mean,
Speaker 2 · [0:48:06]
I mean, we know we’re not going backwards. So I’m just saying. We could be
Speaker 1 · [0:48:15]
we could be, like,
Speaker 2 · [0:48:21]
anywhere in this general
Speaker 2 · [0:48:25]
direction right there, that’s where we could be, basically.
Speaker 0 · [0:48:29]
I’m I was talking about, John, when you made this. So y’all walked all the way to the as
Speaker 1 · [0:48:35]
like, tracking your route, the actual route that we know you’ve taken.
Speaker 2 · [0:48:39]
Will we recognize if we’ve gone somewhere we’ve been before? Yeah. Okay. So that’s where we’ve been.
Speaker 1 · [0:48:47]
I drew that. Alright. Feel free.
Speaker 1 · [0:48:50]
It’s
Speaker 1 · [0:48:51]
not really listening. But
Speaker 2 · [0:48:53]
Damn. That’s pretty That’s pretty close. The dick and balls is I like it. I didn’t think about it, but it is literally the hand sign is kind of a dick and balls. How about that? That was the point. That
Speaker 1 · [0:49:03]
was the whole point. That that was the whole idea. Oh, I didn’t even realize. Yeah.
Speaker 4 · [0:49:11]
Smart.
Speaker 2 · [0:49:12]
Nice. Smart. Okay.
Speaker 2 · [0:49:15]
Who wants to roll now?
Speaker 1 · [0:49:17]
You wanna try out there? Bonzo,
Speaker 2 · [0:49:22]
you’re a celeb role,
Speaker 1 · [0:49:25]
that thing? I mean, Kevin’s a navigator. I think he’s got
Speaker 1 · [0:49:30]
what is the
Speaker 3 · [0:49:31]
what is the
Speaker 3 · [0:49:34]
the skill for navigation?
Speaker 2 · [0:49:38]
It’s
Speaker 2 · [0:49:39]
survival.
Speaker 1 · [0:49:40]
Do I roll for it again? Plus 1. I feel like you need to roll this. Yeah. Fuck it.
Speaker 1 · [0:49:49]
It should be doing it.
Speaker 2 · [0:49:51]
9 plus 3 is 12. Okay.
Speaker 1 · [0:49:57]
3rd 30 12.
Speaker 0 · [0:49:59]
Alright. You’re still lost.
Speaker 1 · [0:50:04]
No. Just kidding. You know where you are now. You’re still you’re 1 hex.
Speaker 1 · [0:50:10]
Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:50:14]
We’re right here? Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [0:50:17]
K.
Speaker 1 · [0:50:18]
That’s cool.
Speaker 4 · [0:50:19]
Is there just that?
Speaker 2 · [0:50:22]
Yeah. That’s where I wanna. Wow. It’s exactly where we were meant to be, basically. Nice. You know, minus Good progress. The wrong way the 1st time kind of Should we set this forest on fire? Sled?
Speaker 4 · [0:50:32]
Just,
Speaker 4 · [0:50:34]
like, burn a path ahead of further so you can see where you’re going. I’m gonna go I’m gonna go again. You’re Like a controlled
Speaker 1 · [0:50:39]
burn. I pull my controlled burn. I pull my trusty
Speaker 2 · [0:50:44]
Cassidy’s trademark any color of the rainbow package Mhmm. Out.
Speaker 2 · [0:50:49]
And I take a look. Are we in the forest? We are in the forest. K.
Speaker 2 · [0:50:55]
Or maybe we should mix it up. You wanna etch this with with a debt collector?
Speaker 2 · [0:50:59]
Sure. Yeah. Etch in the yeah. Like, that’d be cool. It’d be like Do you wanna heat it up with an Aldridge
Speaker 4 · [0:51:05]
or something like that? With an Aldrich blast? Yeah. Can you just give me some fire to my axe? Can I tell you what?
Speaker 2 · [0:51:12]
I’ve got a
Speaker 2 · [0:51:15]
I got an alchemist fire.
Speaker 1 · [0:51:17]
Yeah. Just put some put some heat to my Just gonna
Speaker 2 · [0:51:21]
I’m gonna drizzle
Speaker 2 · [0:51:23]
wait.
Speaker 2 · [0:51:27]
Can I just drizzle some alchemist fire from my alchemist fire flask on on Yeah? The
Speaker 2 · [0:51:33]
Yeah. I’m just gonna drizzle it on. Faf takes the axe,
Speaker 4 · [0:51:37]
which is which is a dual headed axe. I don’t know if you guys knew that. It’s got 2 spikes on it. It’s the 1 that he’s holding. Right there. That thing right there. Right? Mhmm. So he points it out and throws to the widest tree. Can find, and he sticks the ends of it in and spins it, makes perfect circle. And then he does another 1 next to it and spins it, perfect circle. And then he goes,
Speaker 4 · [0:51:56]
So we got the
Speaker 4 · [0:51:58]
symbol. Oh, a stone tree. Oh. Sick. It’s like a double tree Oh.
Speaker 2 · [0:52:03]
Double tree, dick and balls Yeah. Kinda throbbing, goblin. I like that. Nice. Alright. We’re ready. Stops it.
Speaker 2 · [0:52:10]
Alright. Y’all good? Yeah. I’m gonna Mhmm.
Speaker 1 · [0:52:16]
What?
Speaker 3 · [0:52:17]
They got the street art.
Speaker 3 · [0:52:19]
Speaker 2 · [0:52:20]
Oh. Let’s
Speaker 2 · [0:52:21]
go. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Alright. You you get 3 hexes cleanly.
Speaker 1 · [0:52:25]
K. We’re no. We’re we’re
Speaker 0 · [0:52:29]
here. No. Are we changing? No.
Speaker 2 · [0:52:32]
No. It’s been about We need to take a nappy or, like, walk?
Speaker 1 · [0:52:36]
Probably. Yeah. I think while we
Speaker 1 · [0:52:39]
long rest,
Speaker 3 · [0:52:40]
could we
Speaker 3 · [0:52:41]
or could we, like, short rest and take turns getting each other tattoos of our new
Speaker 3 · [0:52:46]
gang sign?
Speaker 2 · [0:52:47]
That’s
Speaker 1 · [0:52:48]
smart. Yeah. Yeah. We could do that. Yeah. Why not? Tatty toe tie each other up by the fire. Yeah. That’s good. Like Are y’all long resting in shifts or short resting?
Speaker 2 · [0:52:58]
What’s the what’s what gets rid of the
Speaker 2 · [0:53:01]
does it matter? Exhaustion.
Speaker 0 · [0:53:04]
The long rest.
Speaker 1 · [0:53:05]
Okay. I guess we’ll long rest in shifts and tattoo each other Okay. Of the course. Well, y’all are in a deep
Speaker 0 · [0:53:12]
jungle canopy
Speaker 0 · [0:53:14]
hole.
Speaker 0 · [0:53:15]
You through the night as the
Speaker 0 · [0:53:19]
rattling of the
Speaker 0 · [0:53:21]
prison needle,
Speaker 0 · [0:53:24]
you also hear the rattling of
Speaker 0 · [0:53:27]
skeleton bones,
Speaker 0 · [0:53:29]
some seeming very close, some far away.
Speaker 0 · [0:53:34]
You remember
Speaker 0 · [0:53:37]
the undead hoard
Speaker 0 · [0:53:39]
was all around in the jungle,
Speaker 0 · [0:53:44]
but you nearly lay an eye on it.
Speaker 0 · [0:53:47]
Now everybody roll for their tattoos.
Speaker 1 · [0:53:50]
Oh, shit. If it’s a shitty roll, get a shitty tattoo.
Speaker 0 · [0:53:56]
That’s a Oh, fuck. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Speaker 0 · [0:53:59]
With the nat 20,
Speaker 0 · [0:54:01]
your tattoo is perfect.
Speaker 1 · [0:54:03]
Where is it placed?
Speaker 1 · [0:54:08]
On my neck going up here. That’s
Speaker 1 · [0:54:11]
right. Oh my god. Like,
Speaker 2 · [0:54:13]
up to your chin. That would actually be kinda cool if it, like, 1 of Yeah. It finishes. Kinda like a goatee. Kinda like a like a Mowry. Yeah. Mowry. Yeah. It’s perfectly as you imagine it. And, also, because it’s a nat 20,
Speaker 0 · [0:54:26]
you can pick somebody else that you received 1 perfectly, and you also gave.
Speaker 1 · [0:54:34]
Oh,
Speaker 1 · [0:54:38]
yeah.
Speaker 2 · [0:54:40]
Moghammer’s
Speaker 2 · [0:54:43]
Known for known for good tattoos. Yeah. Yeah. Moghammer’s
Speaker 1 · [0:54:48]
tattoo.
Speaker 4 · [0:54:51]
Dude, I think Moghammer’s
Speaker 4 · [0:54:53]
is in between his eyes.
Speaker 1 · [0:54:56]
Like The 14 Like things are in that. Like a tramp set. Are his eyes. Yeah. And then K.
Speaker 4 · [0:55:03]
Yeah. Moghammer’s
Speaker 2 · [0:55:04]
just says that. On his eyes. It’s like spectacles, and then it goes up past his forehead kinda. Yeah. It’s hard as fuck. Yeah. That makes sense. Ornately done.
Speaker 1 · [0:55:16]
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [0:55:18]
We got it, buddy.
Speaker 1 · [0:55:20]
Damn, dude.
Speaker 1 · [0:55:26]
Oh, man.
Speaker 1 · [0:55:29]
It’s just a little bit
Speaker 2 · [0:55:36]
maybe just a
Speaker 2 · [0:55:38]
I’m picturing kind of, like, a tasteful like, instead of, like,
Speaker 2 · [0:55:45]
somehow Just simple? Tastefully.
Speaker 2 · [0:55:47]
Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [0:55:49]
On the on the outside of my eye, it’s like a instead of a teardrop, it’s the it’s the double Alright. It’s the double Are those both eyes, and it’s, like, on either end? No. Just 1.
Speaker 2 · [0:55:59]
Yeah. Just on the left eye, you know, and it’s just, like, a little Yeah. Alright. Thing. Then I’ll give
Speaker 2 · [0:56:06]
Faf
Speaker 0 · [0:56:07]
my other perfect tattoo. Oh, that’s very generous of
Speaker 3 · [0:56:21]
Skip for now. It’s tough. Yeah. It’s tough. I gotta think about this. Nipples?
Speaker 0 · [0:56:27]
Did somebody have rolled really badly with them?
Speaker 1 · [0:56:31]
Was on the I
Speaker 3 · [0:56:33]
actually wanted to roll 1. Really.
Speaker 3 · [0:56:35]
I want a really shitty 1.
Speaker 1 · [0:56:38]
It starts on your forearm and ended on the
Speaker 1 · [0:56:44]
Alright. Nice.
Speaker 0 · [0:56:45]
Yeah. We can This is good.
Speaker 2 · [0:56:56]
Y’all awake in the morning after all the shits are done. Oh, freshly handsome 1. Can be cool. I was thinking about on the hands. Yeah. Like, you could do some kind of thing like this and it
Speaker 2 · [0:57:06]
oh, like, the football players with the gloves. You know, how they do the gloves and they make, like, a cool that could be cool. I don’t know.
Speaker 2 · [0:57:14]
And, yeah, keep workshop.
Speaker 1 · [0:57:16]
Workshop that. I like that idea. And
Speaker 0 · [0:57:20]
the jungle’s blistering hot.
Speaker 0 · [0:57:22]
Insects churn all around.
Speaker 0 · [0:57:25]
And the rattling of sounds is.
Speaker 2 · [0:57:34]
Who wants to roll this 1? Faf?
Speaker 2 · [0:57:37]
Faf just gets it on his belly.
Speaker 4 · [0:57:39]
Like, belly and chest. Just kinda just like a full frontal right here. Yeah. Mhmm. That’s smart.
Speaker 4 · [0:57:45]
And he wants this to look a little bit
Speaker 1 · [0:57:48]
tiger themed.
Speaker 1 · [0:57:49]
Alright.
Speaker 4 · [0:57:51]
Stripey? Yeah. Like,
Speaker 4 · [0:57:53]
very
Speaker 4 · [0:57:54]
very Sailor Jerry tiger.
Speaker 1 · [0:57:57]
But that’s Oh, it’s like 2 tigers making the letters. Yeah. Not what you were saying. 2 tigers making the letters. Making the letters.
Speaker 1 · [0:58:06]
Alright. I guess. They’re
Speaker 1 · [0:58:08]
angry too. I guess. And it’s 20, so it’s just beautiful. Yeah. It’s Yeah. It is a magical. Yeah. 2 twenties. It’s hard to imagine, but it is perfect. This guy tower is serving twenties and ones. I know. Yeah. It’s pretty elite. And Faf, it’s only really visible when he’s shortlist,
Speaker 1 · [0:58:25]
which is sometimes and when his beard is split.
Speaker 1 · [0:58:28]
You know, we’re Oh, that’s not even have to split your beard to show it.
Speaker 1 · [0:58:35]
Nice.
Speaker 0 · [0:58:36]
He’s to split his beard and suck in his gut, and you can see the shape of it. Yeah. The jungle’s all around.
Speaker 0 · [0:58:43]
Yeah. Did
Speaker 3 · [0:58:44]
you guys hear those skeletons?
Speaker 3 · [0:58:46]
Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [0:58:48]
Fucking.
Speaker 1 · [0:58:49]
Can we carry on? Oh, you got skeletons? So You wanna go? It’s around. Where are the skeletons?
Speaker 2 · [0:58:56]
Where Where are the? The? Where are are the skeletons? Skeletons?
Speaker 0 · [0:59:00]
19, 19. That’s beautiful. You’ll be able to travel 3 more.
Speaker 0 · [0:59:05]
You go through
Speaker 0 · [0:59:07]
yes. And as you land there, and it’s now about sunset,
Speaker 0 · [0:59:13]
the ground is growing marshier as if you’re approaching
Speaker 0 · [0:59:17]
sort of a wet wetter land
Speaker 0 · [0:59:21]
and, you know, pushing past
Speaker 0 · [0:59:23]
giant thick tropical leaves.
Speaker 0 · [0:59:27]
Faf’s having to do some vine chopping
Speaker 1 · [0:59:31]
as per usual. Are we going to see those crab people?
Speaker 2 · [0:59:35]
Yeah. Nailed on it. The lobster field. Certainly. Bonzo Bodius,
Speaker 2 · [0:59:39]
should you
Speaker 4 · [0:59:40]
hide your clout?
Speaker 4 · [0:59:42]
It could be offensive.
Speaker 0 · [0:59:43]
Well, you’re
Speaker 2 · [0:59:45]
just gonna have to prove the Yeah. They’re certain. Yeah. You’re gonna go go through the trial.
Speaker 2 · [0:59:50]
I don’t think they’ll go through the And they already know he’s got it because we’re on the boat with them. That was the whole conversation. I just don’t remember it. And, you know, they gave it to me. Right.
Speaker 1 · [1:00:00]
Yeah. Let me take it. With the knowledge that eventually you
Speaker 2 · [1:00:04]
can go to trial. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:00:06]
Should we do some, like, training really quick before we training? Gonna go on a trial.
Speaker 2 · [1:00:12]
A trial? Just kinda what we that’s just, like, push ups or
Speaker 0 · [1:00:16]
Yeah. Think we step to break with the claw. Having this conversation,
Speaker 0 · [1:00:21]
and y’all don’t notice it, but there is now
Speaker 0 · [1:00:26]
quickening of footsteps far away.
Speaker 2 · [1:00:29]
I’m looking at at those. I’m looking around for a good surface to mark,
Speaker 2 · [1:00:36]
you know, our throbbing goblin mark.
Speaker 0 · [1:00:39]
Yep. Okay. Now you you find a very large tree.
Speaker 1 · [1:00:44]
Perfect.
Speaker 3 · [1:00:45]
Put While he’s doing that an arrow at tip the and make it go, like, this way, like a crooked street sign that got knocked over. Mhmm. I do I do that. Radically increases.
Speaker 0 · [1:00:56]
Radly? As if it’s coming in footsteps as if they’re coming right behind this giant
Speaker 0 · [1:01:01]
bird of paradise that’s blocking your view to the
Speaker 1 · [1:01:05]
north. Bird of paradise? And I noticed this? A plant. A giant plant. Oh, yeah. It’s those pictures. Well, look at It’s like a plant wall that, you know Yeah. You can’t see, but you can A very nice plant.
Speaker 4 · [1:01:15]
I noticed this.
Speaker 2 · [1:01:17]
You all noticed it. Faf starts digging straight down. I raise my finger,
Speaker 2 · [1:01:22]
and then Aldrich
Speaker 2 · [1:01:24]
sizzle starts to
Speaker 1 · [1:01:26]
sizzle y
Speaker 3 · [1:01:28]
sizzle off of my finger.
Speaker 3 · [1:01:30]
But I’m holding it back, but I’m just Okay. Right. It’s a threat.
Speaker 2 · [1:01:34]
Yeah. It’s
Speaker 2 · [1:01:35]
like a chemtrail kinda thing. I’m just like That’s at least 6
Speaker 4 · [1:01:39]
feet down now.
Speaker 4 · [1:01:40]
He digs fast. It’s a dwarf.
Speaker 1 · [1:01:42]
You’re you’re digging? Digging a hole. Okay. Mhmm. Kinda like a like a foot by 8 deep. Your axe also works the shovel.
Speaker 4 · [1:01:50]
He’s he doesn’t risk the axe. It’s kinda like a doggy style through the legs throwing throwing dirt behind.
Speaker 4 · [1:01:58]
Isilrod, you get over here and help with this hole. We need some more dwarf power. Also, I wanna I wanna hop on Moghammer.
Speaker 1 · [1:02:05]
It seems Yeah.
Speaker 4 · [1:02:07]
Alright. I think we’ve polished I think we’ve polished off our deep hole. Now we’re gonna get on the other side of it and lay some leaves over the top of it. Alright.
Speaker 1 · [1:02:18]
We’ve built a booby trap.
Speaker 1 · [1:02:21]
There’s we’re still waiting? Wait. So the the
Speaker 3 · [1:02:24]
the shuffling of feet is coming from beyond?
Speaker 1 · [1:02:28]
Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [1:02:29]
It’s like quickening, though. It’s almost like
Speaker 1 · [1:02:33]
a stampede.
Speaker 2 · [1:02:34]
Stampede?
Speaker 1 · [1:02:35]
Woah. Almost like Coming towards us? Yeah. Wait. From the direction that I look up, is there a way to climb these trees? To the left. Is there a way to climb From the north to the left. Where’s that? Coming from the north. Where are we? We’re right now. And y’all are all facing Yo. Face you know, facing these these trees, y’all. Is there a way to climb these trees?
Speaker 3 · [1:02:55]
Yeah. No. Can I We don’t need to if we make this whole remote around where we are? I’m gonna Could we use my Aldani grappling hook to all Oh, yeah. Up in the trees? Attack it together?
Speaker 0 · [1:03:05]
Attack on tight. It is very attack on tight in that grappling Shooting into this. It’s only good enough to carry 1. Can Moghammer can I climb the trees with Moghammer
Speaker 0 · [1:03:15]
No? On him? No. Moghammer or climb a tree? But he can climb a tree. He’s dead. As this happens through that bird of paradise voyage and no 1 bothered to look beyond,
Speaker 0 · [1:03:27]
3 skeletons
Speaker 0 · [1:03:30]
and 2 zombies
Speaker 0 · [1:03:32]
come charging through,
Speaker 0 · [1:03:34]
and they look at all of y’all.
Speaker 1 · [1:03:40]
And then they keep running past you.
Speaker 0 · [1:03:44]
And then the last 1
Speaker 0 · [1:03:47]
is running, and it’s almost out of sight.
Speaker 1 · [1:03:50]
Do we have our fucking giant
Speaker 0 · [1:03:53]
zombie Tyrannosaurus
Speaker 0 · [1:03:55]
rex
Speaker 0 · [1:03:55]
comes chomping at it
Speaker 0 · [1:03:58]
and absolutely eats it. So as you’re Eats right. Up the tree,
Speaker 0 · [1:04:04]
the the the T Rex zombie eats the skeleton. Uh-huh.
Speaker 0 · [1:04:08]
The guy is a whole
Speaker 0 · [1:04:10]
1 bite. This is It’s got flesh ripped off its skeleton. We have cage, but it is absolutely
Speaker 0 · [1:04:18]
huge. At least
Speaker 0 · [1:04:20]
50, 40 feet tall. Something like that. 54
Speaker 1 · [1:04:24]
feet tall? 40, 40 feet tall. Does what is the what is the Tyrannosaurus
Speaker 3 · [1:04:29]
racks. What what does it speak? Can I speak with it? Primal.
Speaker 3 · [1:04:34]
Primal. Can I
Speaker 0 · [1:04:36]
can I speak with it? Yeah. No. You definitely can. And it wouldn’t even bother because as that’s happening, it’s just chewing. It’s chewing, and then its eyes turn up. I
Speaker 1 · [1:04:48]
think it would actually be interesting what I have to say.
Speaker 0 · [1:04:56]
Then you give it a shot.
Speaker 3 · [1:05:00]
I just think it’s worth you knowing that we have actively been trying to stop the dino races in.
Speaker 3 · [1:05:09]
We and I think we made great progress when we beat all of the dinos with a
Speaker 3 · [1:05:15]
giant racing toad,
Speaker 3 · [1:05:17]
and you should spare us because of this.
Speaker 3 · [1:05:20]
We are allies.
Speaker 1 · [1:05:22]
Its heaving tail
Speaker 0 · [1:05:25]
comes spinning around
Speaker 1 · [1:05:28]
to attack you.
Speaker 2 · [1:05:30]
Alright.
Speaker 1 · [1:05:31]
I
Speaker 1 · [1:05:33]
Faf
Speaker 1 · [1:05:35]
Do we do
Speaker 2 · [1:05:36]
we have, like, a I mean, what’s the attack?
Speaker 3 · [1:05:43]
Bear with me. While you’re doing that, I use the Aldani Grappling Hook, and I get myself to safety at the
Speaker 3 · [1:05:50]
Alright. The tail comes swinging underneath you as
Speaker 0 · [1:05:55]
your you expand expand your 1 charge
Speaker 0 · [1:05:59]
with the grappling hook. You tell me how you wanna do it. Where do you go? Oh, it says don’t waste it.
Speaker 2 · [1:06:04]
Yeah. Don’t waste it. There’s only 1 usage of it?
Speaker 3 · [1:06:09]
Guys, we’re all in a tree together. Right? It was built by the old old Aldani. So what are you saving these? Don’t wait for it. I I pull it out, and then I say, no. I’m just joshing.
Speaker 0 · [1:06:22]
Alright. The tail strikes you. What? The Ian, you That was your way out of the tail attack.
Speaker 3 · [1:06:28]
Oh, what? Yeah. He said the tail was attacking with who was it attacking? I thought you only said it was attacking because I was pulling out the grappling.
Speaker 0 · [1:06:43]
No. No. It was attacking because you
Speaker 1 · [1:06:45]
tried to
Speaker 1 · [1:06:46]
talk normal to it. Say that thing. Normal to you.
Speaker 0 · [1:06:52]
Talk It was gonna attack no matter what.
Speaker 1 · [1:06:55]
Should
Speaker 0 · [1:07:00]
we all roll for the Yeah. Everybody roll for initiative. Initiative.
Speaker 1 · [1:07:04]
Does anyone We’re not doing this. We’re doing this on the tabletop.
Speaker 1 · [1:07:08]
The old fashioned way. 16.
Speaker 1 · [1:07:12]
Speaker 3 · [1:07:17]
15 plus 3.
Speaker 1 · [1:07:19]
18?
Speaker 3 · [1:07:20]
Plus what?
Speaker 3 · [1:07:22]
Plus your initiative.
Speaker 1 · [1:07:25]
Why do I not get plus anything? I think I’ll read them out today. I know. I’m just What
Speaker 2 · [1:07:30]
are you trying to get? Have 18
Speaker 1 · [1:07:32]
- Serious. Plus initiative.
Speaker 4 · [1:07:35]
Plus initiative?
Speaker 2 · [1:07:37]
It’s an extra armor. Brands. No problem. What?
Speaker 4 · [1:07:41]
What’s hot and so
Speaker 2 · [1:07:43]
I’ve got 18. He’s got
Speaker 2 · [1:07:45]
Speaker 1 · [1:07:47]
Be their brains. 16 plus what? What’s your initiative?
Speaker 2 · [1:07:51]
Plus 3. So 18. 18. 18,
Speaker 2 · [1:07:56]
me and Bonzo.
Speaker 2 · [1:07:59]
Speaker 2 · [1:08:00]
13 plus what?
Speaker 1 · [1:08:02]
None. No initiative? No. Alright.
Speaker 1 · [1:08:06]
Are we good with that? Mhmm.
Speaker 0 · [1:08:15]
The tail strike,
Speaker 0 · [1:08:17]
though.
Speaker 4 · [1:08:18]
This opportunity attached. It’s tough to have a huge set of balls. Can can Faf chime in and cast a buff right now? Like, even though it’s not his, like, turn or whatever? Whatever? No. Not now that initiative’s down.
Speaker 2 · [1:08:30]
Ugh. I’m trying to help you boys out. I’m a clare it now.
Speaker 0 · [1:08:40]
Oh,
Speaker 0 · [1:08:42]
It hits.
Speaker 1 · [1:08:44]
Oh. And He looks sad about this. No. It was just as powerful.
Speaker 0 · [1:08:50]
It hits it does 20 damage.
Speaker 1 · [1:08:52]
Bludgeon damage. To me? Yeah. Only me. Swipes you. It’s
Speaker 1 · [1:09:00]
rough. That’s for real.
Speaker 0 · [1:09:04]
Your
Speaker 0 · [1:09:05]
the tail strikes your body and you go flying and slam into a tree nearby, but you’re still on 2 feet.
Speaker 1 · [1:09:14]
Gotcha.
Speaker 1 · [1:09:19]
So we’re all on the ground.
Speaker 1 · [1:09:22]
Of those are in trees.
Speaker 2 · [1:09:24]
I think
Speaker 2 · [1:09:25]
Bodius is halfway up the tree. That’s a Yeah. I’m kinda climbing.
Speaker 1 · [1:09:30]
Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:09:34]
I’d like to
Speaker 1 · [1:09:37]
do
Speaker 1 · [1:09:43]
some
Speaker 1 · [1:09:44]
some acrobatic
Speaker 1 · [1:09:45]
shit. I’m gonna start
Speaker 1 · [1:09:49]
sprinting, weaving through trees.
Speaker 1 · [1:09:52]
Alright. Try to run up his tail.
Speaker 1 · [1:09:55]
Oh.
Speaker 3 · [1:09:57]
And then get to the top
Speaker 3 · [1:09:59]
and
Speaker 3 · [1:10:01]
claw his eyeball with my
Speaker 3 · [1:10:04]
lobster claw.
Speaker 1 · [1:10:09]
That’s a
Speaker 1 · [1:10:11]
7 plus
Speaker 1 · [1:10:13]
I
Speaker 1 · [1:10:18]
think it’s a plus 6. So it’s at 13? That hits. Cool.
Speaker 1 · [1:10:24]
And it’s a d 10.
Speaker 2 · [1:10:28]
Not much armor on this guy.
Speaker 1 · [1:10:31]
So a 9. He’s a zombie.
Speaker 1 · [1:10:36]
And I get 2 of those
Speaker 3 · [1:10:38]
2 attacks per turn. So I’m gonna do the other eyeball now.
Speaker 2 · [1:10:43]
They don’t like holy damage, right, zombies.
Speaker 2 · [1:10:46]
Holy shit. So 12.
Speaker 1 · [1:10:49]
Total?
Speaker 1 · [1:10:51]
Yeah. 30 12.
Speaker 0 · [1:10:55]
Oh, that hits. That hits? Okay.
Speaker 1 · [1:10:58]
And that’s an 8. So I did 17 damage. Oh, I saw an effect.
Speaker 1 · [1:11:04]
And then my
Speaker 1 · [1:11:07]
bonus action is gonna be to
Speaker 1 · [1:11:12]
do a barrel roll off of his head,
Speaker 1 · [1:11:15]
grab a
Speaker 1 · [1:11:16]
hanging branch and swing up into it and get out of there.
Speaker 1 · [1:11:20]
I’m gonna use him on point for that. Beautiful.
Speaker 0 · [1:11:24]
High up in the canopy.
Speaker 0 · [1:11:26]
Lobster claw. Lobster claw.
Speaker 1 · [1:11:29]
Can’t.
Speaker 0 · [1:11:31]
Nice.
Speaker 0 · [1:11:32]
Bodius.
Speaker 0 · [1:11:34]
You did prepare an orange blouse, so
Speaker 0 · [1:11:37]
oh, you started climbing the tree.
Speaker 0 · [1:11:42]
You get an advantage on the.
Speaker 2 · [1:11:45]
Okay. I’m I’m
Speaker 2 · [1:11:46]
bonus action casting hex blade’s curse.
Speaker 2 · [1:11:50]
Okay. And then I’m casting an elder blast
Speaker 1 · [1:11:52]
Alright.
Speaker 1 · [1:11:53]
Which
Speaker 1 · [1:12:00]
It’s 19.
Speaker 1 · [1:12:05]
Naturally.
Speaker 1 · [1:12:09]
And then
Speaker 2 · [1:12:12]
1 d 10 plus,
Speaker 2 · [1:12:14]
I believe oh, wait. 19?
Speaker 1 · [1:12:17]
With the
Speaker 1 · [1:12:20]
That acts like a crit? With the, yeah, with the Hexblaze 1st.
Speaker 2 · [1:12:26]
The Hexblaze are 19 28
Speaker 2 · [1:12:29]
critical hit, so it’s a double. Mhmm. Double damage. K. So double damage. It’s it’s a 2 d 10 plus
Speaker 1 · [1:12:38]
Speaker 2 · [1:12:40]
With the with the it’s
Speaker 2 · [1:12:43]
yeah. It’s it’s a d 10 plus 7 twice. Right?
Speaker 1 · [1:12:46]
Is it because it’s Right. Yes. Yeah. Because it’s plus
Speaker 2 · [1:12:51]
It’s double the total. It’s plus 3 to damage rolls,
Speaker 2 · [1:12:54]
and
Speaker 2 · [1:12:56]
it’s a 1 d 10 plus 4 for
Speaker 2 · [1:12:59]
each of your class.
Speaker 1 · [1:13:01]
Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 1 · [1:13:05]
Are these both
Speaker 1 · [1:13:06]
yeah.
Speaker 2 · [1:13:10]
So
Speaker 1 · [1:13:13]
it’s
Speaker 2 · [1:13:15]
10 plus
Speaker 2 · [1:13:17]
14,
Speaker 2 · [1:13:18]
Speaker 2 · [1:13:19]
28 damage? 28 damage. Yeah. Jesus. That’s a thicky, boys.
Speaker 1 · [1:13:24]
Shit. Fuck. Yeah. Say, goddamn.
Speaker 1 · [1:13:30]
What was?
Speaker 4 · [1:13:40]
Faf,
Speaker 4 · [1:13:41]
like, like, windmills his arms out,
Speaker 4 · [1:13:44]
brings him together in the middle with
Speaker 4 · [1:13:48]
the d b symbol like this. Uh-huh.
Speaker 4 · [1:13:51]
And then kinda, like,
Speaker 4 · [1:13:54]
folds his hands together like this into a little prayer stance. Oh. Lifts 1 leg. That’s prayer.
Speaker 1 · [1:14:01]
Cleric shit. Yeah. And and and
Speaker 4 · [1:14:04]
then
Speaker 4 · [1:14:07]
and then he just kinda, like, screams, I offer
Speaker 1 · [1:14:10]
healing,
Speaker 1 · [1:14:14]
counsel, and competitive repayment terms.
Speaker 2 · [1:14:22]
Doesn’t healing harm undead too?
Speaker 4 · [1:14:25]
Well,
Speaker 4 · [1:14:26]
what he actually did was he just blessed all of you guys on my team. I can bless up to 3 creatures.
Speaker 4 · [1:14:32]
Mhmm. And that is now in action. So you guys all get
Speaker 4 · [1:14:37]
1 d 4
Speaker 4 · [1:14:41]
on all your attack rolls Hell, yeah. That’s Woah. To see if you hit or not. You get an extra d 4. 0, shit. Oh, it’s d 4 hit DC.
Speaker 2 · [1:14:49]
Yeah. D 4. So, like, you you roll your normal d 20, and then you just roll a d 4 to add on top of that. Nice.
Speaker 1 · [1:14:55]
Nice.
Speaker 4 · [1:14:56]
And if it’s a saving throw,
Speaker 1 · [1:14:58]
you get all the same deal. You get 1 d 4. Excellent.
Speaker 2 · [1:15:02]
You’re buffed. That’s a lead. That’s a lead. Yeah. And that doesn’t count for any of my actions. Right, Ian? That for sure does. It might be a bonus action.
Speaker 1 · [1:15:11]
What does it say it is? It’s a I mean, it’s just a spell. It’s probably an action. Spells an action. 1st level spells an action? Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [1:15:19]
All spells are in action. It’s freaking lame. So you still got a bonus action?
Speaker 1 · [1:15:23]
I mean I don’t know if he does, though.
Speaker 1 · [1:15:26]
Unless he does. Everybody’s got a bonus action. I mean, I have an action surge.
Speaker 1 · [1:15:32]
Oh, that’s probably That’s a bonus action. Is that a bonus? Should I even use that right now?
Speaker 2 · [1:15:37]
It’s probably 1 of the thickest baddies we’re gonna see today. I guess Okay. I’m gonna action search.
Speaker 4 · [1:15:48]
No big deal.
Speaker 4 · [1:15:49]
But what that means is actually a pretty big deal
Speaker 4 · [1:15:55]
for this T Rex
Speaker 4 · [1:15:57]
because he’s gonna come out of his 1 legged stance
Speaker 4 · [1:16:00]
and then take debt collector and run straight underneath the belly of the beast. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:16:06]
And he’s gonna use debt collector
Speaker 4 · [1:16:09]
to swing
Speaker 1 · [1:16:11]
a big d this way
Speaker 1 · [1:16:13]
and then a big this way.
Speaker 0 · [1:16:16]
Alright. Let’s try the d 1st.
Speaker 1 · [1:16:18]
0, it’s a double attack. Right.
Speaker 4 · [1:16:21]
Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [1:16:22]
I was imagining 1 attack was the d and the other was the b. Correct.
Speaker 0 · [1:16:26]
Right. Let’s do the d.
Speaker 4 · [1:16:30]
13 plus 7. That is.
Speaker 4 · [1:16:33]
And then I roll a d 20 a d 10 to see how much damage.
Speaker 4 · [1:16:42]
3 plus 4, it’s 7.
Speaker 1 · [1:16:47]
Now for the other 1? Mhmm.
Speaker 1 · [1:16:52]
It’s a 17.
Speaker 1 · [1:16:54]
Right. That’s
Speaker 1 · [1:16:58]
Speaker 1 · [1:17:02]
Nice.
Speaker 1 · [1:17:04]
That’s all I got.
Speaker 1 · [1:17:06]
Nice. Isilrod.
Speaker 2 · [1:17:11]
I cast
Speaker 2 · [1:17:13]
shatter
Speaker 3 · [1:17:18]
directly at the T Rex,
Speaker 1 · [1:17:21]
And I
Speaker 2 · [1:17:23]
get
Speaker 2 · [1:17:26]
need to make a constitution saving throw.
Speaker 2 · [1:17:32]
Okay. What does do?
Speaker 3 · [1:17:36]
48 damage
Speaker 3 · [1:17:37]
on a failed save.
Speaker 3 · [1:17:40]
Oh.
Speaker 3 · [1:17:41]
On a good save. That’s a thick Still 48 damage?
Speaker 1 · [1:17:45]
Yeah. 48. And still takes 0.5 on a successful
Speaker 3 · [1:17:51]
save.
Speaker 1 · [1:17:53]
Nice.
Speaker 4 · [1:17:54]
Oh, I forgot to say the main thing that I did on my turn. I used unwavering mark.
Speaker 1 · [1:18:05]
Should I slice up those cupcakes?
Speaker 1 · [1:18:08]
Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:18:09]
Did
Speaker 1 · [1:18:10]
you bring that? What is what does that want?
Speaker 0 · [1:18:14]
Speaker 0 · [1:18:15]
Where did you?
Speaker 0 · [1:18:17]
Alright. What is it gonna say? 48.
Speaker 3 · [1:18:20]
Speaker 1 · [1:18:24]
Like, 60.
Speaker 3 · [1:18:27]
K. So still takes
Speaker 1 · [1:18:30]
0.5 damage.
Speaker 1 · [1:18:31]
Okay.
Speaker 1 · [1:18:33]
Do I or do you roll the Can I only roll 2 d eights now or still roll 4? 4 d 8 and divide by 2.
Speaker 1 · [1:18:45]
7,
Speaker 1 · [1:18:48]
14,
Speaker 1 · [1:18:53]
- So 10 damage.
Speaker 1 · [1:18:55]
And
Speaker 1 · [1:18:56]
then
Speaker 1 · [1:18:58]
bonus action
Speaker 3 · [1:19:01]
without
Speaker 3 · [1:19:04]
the Peddler Bar crossbow.
Speaker 1 · [1:19:07]
Oh, yeah. And shoot that little fucker.
Speaker 0 · [1:19:10]
Jen
Speaker 0 · [1:19:14]
Henson. Right.
Speaker 3 · [1:19:23]
And the Chip 2. No. Yeah. This is another 1.
Speaker 3 · [1:19:27]
This is not Jim. I’m sure that he is.
Speaker 0 · [1:19:29]
The
Speaker 0 · [1:19:32]
Peddler Crossbow?
Speaker 3 · [1:19:35]
Peddler bar cross Peddler bar crossbow.
Speaker 3 · [1:19:38]
I think that was your other, like That’s Jim Henson. You named it Jim Henson.
Speaker 1 · [1:19:42]
Oh.
Speaker 1 · [1:19:44]
It’s in a dormant space. Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [1:20:00]
Double the damage.
Speaker 0 · [1:20:01]
Epic.
Speaker 1 · [1:20:05]
What’s
Speaker 1 · [1:20:06]
that?
Speaker 2 · [1:20:08]
Speaker 1 · [1:20:09]
0, but you can roll a d 4.
Speaker 1 · [1:20:12]
0, plus a d 4.
Speaker 1 · [1:20:17]
1 7.
Speaker 0 · [1:20:22]
Well, it started damage.
Speaker 3 · [1:20:23]
I don’t know. What was a d 4 for? It’s part of because he had Oh, some
Speaker 3 · [1:20:28]
yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:20:30]
Oh, shit.
Speaker 1 · [1:20:32]
That’s
Speaker 1 · [1:20:34]
huge.
Speaker 1 · [1:20:35]
Woah.
Speaker 1 · [1:20:37]
Hold up.
Speaker 1 · [1:20:41]
Hold the fuck up.
Speaker 0 · [1:20:43]
Alright. Cool. And now it is Dino’s turn.
Speaker 0 · [1:20:48]
And the dinosaur will take a big heaving bite
Speaker 0 · [1:20:52]
out of fat
Speaker 0 · [1:20:53]
and at the same time swing its tail onto Bodius.
Speaker 0 · [1:21:03]
For the bite
Speaker 1 · [1:21:06]
Speaker 1 · [1:21:07]
Plus 10.
Speaker 1 · [1:21:09]
What the fuck?
Speaker 1 · [1:21:12]
Speaker 2 · [1:21:14]
It’s okay.
Speaker 0 · [1:21:21]
Faf, you take 20 25 damage.
Speaker 0 · [1:21:25]
You sort of have you take 20. What?
Speaker 1 · [1:21:28]
Sorry. Bodius, you take 20. Sorry.
Speaker 1 · [1:21:31]
25
Speaker 1 · [1:21:32]
damage?
Speaker 0 · [1:21:33]
Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [1:21:33]
25 damage? Yeah. And you’re grappled in its maw.
Speaker 0 · [1:21:40]
And it’s
Speaker 0 · [1:21:41]
throwing you around a little.
Speaker 0 · [1:21:43]
You got sent to the ether
Speaker 0 · [1:21:47]
back into the jungle behind those birds of paradise.
Speaker 0 · [1:21:51]
Petals.
Speaker 1 · [1:21:52]
Bonzo’s return.
Speaker 3 · [1:21:54]
Bonzo? Yep.
Speaker 1 · [1:21:57]
Alright. I’m in the trees, so I’m doing some tarzan shit, and I like to do some paper stuff.
Speaker 1 · [1:22:03]
I like to come back into the scene Oh.
Speaker 3 · [1:22:08]
By doing that Tarzan move where, like It came from Jane.
Speaker 3 · [1:22:12]
Tarzan’s
Speaker 3 · [1:22:12]
like surfing on the branch. You know, where you, like you’ve ever seen that Tarzan?
Speaker 1 · [1:22:18]
His legs are
Speaker 1 · [1:22:20]
and so I’m just, like and I shoot off the branch,
Speaker 1 · [1:22:24]
fly through the air,
Speaker 1 · [1:22:26]
activate primal savagery,
Speaker 1 · [1:22:27]
and I try to go right into his nostrils nostrils with my fingers Nice.
Speaker 1 · [1:22:32]
And just claw
Speaker 1 · [1:22:34]
everything in there. Yeah. You’re you’re getting primal on him.
Speaker 3 · [1:22:40]
Speak its language.
Speaker 3 · [1:22:41]
Speaker 0 · [1:22:42]
Yes.
Speaker 3 · [1:22:45]
And
Speaker 3 · [1:22:47]
I
Speaker 2 · [1:22:53]
thought I was getting real smart by up in my armor. Alright. It’s a 1.
Speaker 1 · [1:22:57]
I mean, totally popped on by this guy. It’s got a fucking plus 10. So And you see?
Speaker 3 · [1:23:03]
So 14 damage.
Speaker 1 · [1:23:05]
14?
Speaker 1 · [1:23:06]
Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:23:10]
Alright.
Speaker 3 · [1:23:11]
And
Speaker 3 · [1:23:14]
then I’m gonna use my little
Speaker 1 · [1:23:18]
escape tactic and burn a monk point
Speaker 1 · [1:23:21]
to hop back in the trees and scurry away.
Speaker 0 · [1:23:25]
The Bonobo strategy.
Speaker 1 · [1:23:28]
Powerful.
Speaker 1 · [1:23:30]
Classic acrobatic mon bias.
Speaker 2 · [1:23:35]
I’m going to
Speaker 1 · [1:23:43]
cast hex.
Speaker 2 · [1:23:54]
And then Albert Blast.
Speaker 1 · [1:23:58]
Where’s my
Speaker 1 · [1:24:04]
18?
Speaker 2 · [1:24:07]
So it hits? Yeah. So it’s
Speaker 1 · [1:24:11]
gonna be 10
Speaker 1 · [1:24:13]
plus a
Speaker 1 · [1:24:15]
Speaker 1 · [1:24:23]
It’s 1
Speaker 2 · [1:24:27]
plus 4 is 5.
Speaker 2 · [1:24:31]
Speaker 1 · [1:24:39]
10 total?
Speaker 1 · [1:24:41]
No. Plus
Speaker 1 · [1:24:43]
$3.13.
Speaker 1 · [1:24:53]
Alright.
Speaker 1 · [1:24:59]
Wait. Wait. 12 is $5.10. Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 1 · [1:25:03]
Definitely.
Speaker 0 · [1:25:06]
Bath.
Speaker 1 · [1:25:09]
You’re grappling.
Speaker 0 · [1:25:11]
So you have to your speed is 0
Speaker 0 · [1:25:15]
while you’re grappling.
Speaker 1 · [1:25:17]
Is that the only thing? Mhmm. So I’m still up in your grill.
Speaker 4 · [1:25:22]
Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [1:25:24]
Right
Speaker 2 · [1:25:25]
where I want you.
Speaker 1 · [1:25:27]
Right on the in Humpty’s grill. Oh, I’m grappled? Perfect.
Speaker 1 · [1:25:31]
I’m not stuck here with you. You’re stuck here with me. Actually, you’re grappled. That’s that’s how I feel about this. And, honestly,
Speaker 4 · [1:25:39]
you shouldn’t hit my boy, Bodius.
Speaker 4 · [1:25:41]
Yeah.
Speaker 4 · [1:25:43]
While you were unwavering marked. I’m gonna go ahead fucking I’m gonna go ahead and start with my bonus action. Alright?
Speaker 4 · [1:25:53]
Which consists of while I’m up in your teeth,
Speaker 4 · [1:25:57]
I’m gonna fucking smash that gingivitis with what I’ve got, what mobility I have on
Speaker 4 · [1:26:03]
debt collector. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:26:05]
Calling the dentist.
Speaker 4 · [1:26:07]
Shit.
Speaker 1 · [1:26:08]
Speaker 1 · [1:26:10]
That is nice.
Speaker 2 · [1:26:12]
That’s good.
Speaker 2 · [1:26:13]
He’s got cock on him.
Speaker 2 · [1:26:17]
This guy’s got no armor. Natural cock on him. 11.
Speaker 1 · [1:26:21]
A lot of damage. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:26:24]
And then
Speaker 1 · [1:26:26]
I get to go again.
Speaker 0 · [1:26:29]
12
Speaker 0 · [1:26:31]
plus.
Speaker 0 · [1:26:32]
So it’s
Speaker 0 · [1:26:35]
Speaker 1 · [1:26:38]
Speaker 4 · [1:26:42]
Now that my bonus action’s over, it’s time to get serious.
Speaker 1 · [1:26:47]
Alright.
Speaker 1 · [1:26:48]
And I’m gonna turn
Speaker 4 · [1:26:52]
debt collector on its flat side and really just kinda like beaver tail smack the roof of your mouth with this thing. We’re not cutting anymore. We’re smacking. Right.
Speaker 1 · [1:27:02]
So
Speaker 1 · [1:27:04]
15 plus 7, 22, which I think
Speaker 1 · [1:27:09]
That hits. That’s right.
Speaker 4 · [1:27:12]
12 damage. Nice. Then we’re gonna do it again.
Speaker 3 · [1:27:17]
18 plus 7. How do you have turns like this?
Speaker 4 · [1:27:24]
Oh, it’s a 10. Oh, that’s 10. Yeah. 0 is 10. 14 damage.
Speaker 2 · [1:27:31]
0 is a 10. Yeah. Because 1 is a bonus. Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [1:27:34]
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [1:27:38]
Got your ass. You wanna keep me in your mouth? How do you wanna do it?
Speaker 2 · [1:27:43]
What do mean? I do what? In this Yeah. In this guy? So another notch. I think brute force,
Speaker 2 · [1:27:51]
just beaver tail vertical.
Speaker 2 · [1:27:54]
Just
Speaker 2 · [1:27:56]
Like, mom and daddy. Mom and daddy. Mom and daddy. Through. I come out the top.
Speaker 4 · [1:28:00]
Right. And you sort of With the momentum of debt collector, I come out of the top of his head. Upwards. Yeah. Mining upwards, out the top of his head,
Speaker 4 · [1:28:08]
scissor my legs open,
Speaker 4 · [1:28:10]
stand over the hole,
Speaker 0 · [1:28:12]
and and chill. The head comes falling down as the body crashes. Very legless riding a giant
Speaker 1 · [1:28:18]
Elephant.
Speaker 2 · [1:28:20]
Elephant down. Yeah. Listening Yeah. The the classic
Speaker 1 · [1:28:23]
Still only counts as 1.
Speaker 0 · [1:28:25]
Dino zombies. It still only counts as 1. Because zombie T Rex is
Speaker 0 · [1:28:30]
dead.
Speaker 2 · [1:28:31]
Epic. We did it.
Speaker 4 · [1:28:33]
That was too easy, guys. I feel like we’re gonna have to fight, like, 50 of those.
Speaker 1 · [1:28:41]
No reaction.
Speaker 2 · [1:28:42]
Yeah. No. Okay. It’s health. Mhmm. I take a long rest.
Speaker 1 · [1:28:47]
Immediate.
Speaker 1 · [1:28:48]
Immediate? I’ll live the night. Has it been 24 hours since you’re I mean, y’all traveled for me.
Speaker 1 · [1:28:55]
I’m kidding. I’m kidding. I’m kidding. You’re not there. My son is not set. Seeing what this guy has got.
Speaker 1 · [1:29:03]
Yeah. What’s he got? It’s a guy with his belly.
Speaker 1 · [1:29:05]
Oh.
Speaker 1 · [1:29:07]
Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [1:29:08]
There’s are the skeletons in the belly.
Speaker 1 · [1:29:11]
What about any weapons?
Speaker 0 · [1:29:13]
No weapons. Strange. I
Speaker 2 · [1:29:17]
start digging around in his belly like a pig and shit. I’m just rooting.
Speaker 2 · [1:29:22]
I pull out
Speaker 2 · [1:29:25]
I I
Speaker 2 · [1:29:27]
pull out
Speaker 2 · [1:29:29]
my 2 daggers, and I just start fucking
Speaker 2 · [1:29:32]
just double whammy bar, and I’m just I’m prying into this motherfucker.
Speaker 2 · [1:29:36]
I’m I’m crawling in that motherfucker.
Speaker 0 · [1:29:38]
Yeah. I mean, I’m full of breath.
Speaker 2 · [1:29:42]
I’m like, yeah, I’m like I’m like I’m like Luke Skywalker
Speaker 1 · [1:29:46]
crawling up inside that body. Yeah. You’re getting covered in the dinosaur goo. And I’m trying to see what’s up there. Splashing us with blood and guts as you do it. Yeah. We’re also It’s like, oh, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 · [1:29:58]
Right.
Speaker 0 · [1:30:00]
You find the the skeleton.
Speaker 0 · [1:30:03]
You find an aloe bear cub.
Speaker 0 · [1:30:06]
A live 1? No. Not that. Oh. Surely, though. Aloe bear cub.
Speaker 0 · [1:30:12]
Did you find
Speaker 1 · [1:30:15]
what’s that?
Speaker 0 · [1:30:19]
Probably not.
Speaker 0 · [1:30:22]
And you find
Speaker 1 · [1:30:23]
a a beehive.
Speaker 2 · [1:30:25]
A what? Beehive?
Speaker 1 · [1:30:29]
No.
Speaker 1 · [1:30:31]
Okay.
Speaker 2 · [1:30:33]
I
Speaker 2 · [1:30:34]
turn around and I get out of it.
Speaker 2 · [1:30:38]
And
Speaker 2 · [1:30:39]
and once I hop out, I cast my
Speaker 1 · [1:30:42]
spectre
Speaker 2 · [1:30:44]
because I did lose it at long rest. Yeah. So I’m gonna cast my specter,
Speaker 2 · [1:30:50]
the cursed specter
Speaker 2 · [1:30:52]
on the wait. He’s not humanoid, is he? No. Goddamn it. So I can’t do it. Is the are the skeletons humanoid? Gonna turn him into a minion? On a skeleton,
Speaker 2 · [1:31:04]
winning.
Speaker 1 · [1:31:05]
Alright. Yeah. And he’s Hypy piping. Hypy piping is back, boys. He does say it’s killer.
Speaker 4 · [1:31:10]
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:31:12]
They’re just alright.
Speaker 2 · [1:31:16]
I’m also gonna cast magical cunning
Speaker 2 · [1:31:19]
to perform an esoteric rite
Speaker 2 · [1:31:21]
in order to regain 1 of my expended
Speaker 2 · [1:31:24]
packed magic
Speaker 2 · [1:31:26]
slots.
Speaker 1 · [1:31:28]
I’m gonna go peek behind that. Can I play a curtain? Can I can
Speaker 1 · [1:31:33]
I take 1 of his teeth?
Speaker 0 · [1:31:36]
Yeah. Roll
Speaker 0 · [1:31:37]
for
Speaker 0 · [1:31:39]
animal handling.
Speaker 0 · [1:31:43]
What’s that? $18.18
Speaker 0 · [1:31:45]
plus
Speaker 0 · [1:31:45]
- You successfully harvest a T. Rex too. Nice.
Speaker 2 · [1:31:51]
Smart. Is there any
Speaker 2 · [1:31:53]
zombified
Speaker 2 · [1:31:54]
milky?
Speaker 1 · [1:31:55]
Is this a female? Yeah. Is this a female T. Rex? T Rex. It was. Nipples ripe for milky. There’s no zombie milk that dries up in the passage. Can we cut out her
Speaker 1 · [1:32:05]
nipple
Speaker 1 · [1:32:07]
and put it on
Speaker 3 · [1:32:09]
shoe lock hammer like a?
Speaker 1 · [1:32:16]
Yes.
Speaker 1 · [1:32:18]
Rolls for real. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:32:21]
Harvesting is never free.
Speaker 3 · [1:32:28]
It’s a dirty 12.
Speaker 0 · [1:32:31]
Given that the nipple is
Speaker 0 · [1:32:34]
on the exterior and the hardest extraction, it comes off.
Speaker 0 · [1:32:40]
Fantastic. And It’s like a very alley.
Speaker 2 · [1:32:43]
Actually, a little droopy at the top.
Speaker 2 · [1:32:46]
Little droopy nipple. Oh, it’s droopy. Just a little droopy.
Speaker 0 · [1:32:52]
A little because it’s got a lot I call over Moghammer.
Speaker 2 · [1:32:55]
I’m like, well, Moghammer,
Speaker 2 · [1:32:57]
do you consent to getting a little hat?
Speaker 2 · [1:33:04]
Moghammer makes pig sounds.
Speaker 2 · [1:33:09]
Epic.
Speaker 2 · [1:33:10]
I also
Speaker 2 · [1:33:12]
mark a final flourish.
Speaker 2 · [1:33:15]
Goblins
Speaker 2 · [1:33:17]
backwards
Speaker 2 · [1:33:18]
b.
Speaker 2 · [1:33:19]
Nice. Double b backwards b logo.
Speaker 2 · [1:33:22]
Cool.
Speaker 2 · [1:33:23]
On the chest of the slain
Speaker 2 · [1:33:27]
Dinosaur. Undead dinosaur.
Speaker 1 · [1:33:29]
I opened the flower curtain,
Speaker 0 · [1:33:32]
and you see a small
Speaker 0 · [1:33:36]
creek.
Speaker 2 · [1:33:37]
Small creek? About 30 feet away.
Speaker 2 · [1:33:39]
Which direction does the creek It is going?
Speaker 1 · [1:33:43]
Sort of
Speaker 3 · [1:33:47]
also, we’re we’re, like, here right now. Right?
Speaker 3 · [1:33:49]
We’re
Speaker 3 · [1:33:51]
right there. Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [1:33:53]
It’s flowing sort of northeasterly.
Speaker 2 · [1:33:57]
That’s where we gotta go. We might as well follow this creek, boys.
Speaker 1 · [1:34:01]
What do you think? Yep.
Speaker 2 · [1:34:03]
Let’s do it. Sounds good. And then are we running again? Yellow.
Speaker 3 · [1:34:08]
Is the creek deep enough for me to float down?
Speaker 4 · [1:34:14]
Not. No. No. You have have special float abilities?
Speaker 1 · [1:34:17]
I mean, I could swim.
Speaker 1 · [1:34:19]
Yeah. Right? I can swim.
Speaker 1 · [1:34:22]
Mhmm.
Speaker 1 · [1:34:23]
Yeah. I’m
Speaker 3 · [1:34:24]
a leathery ship’s captain.
Speaker 1 · [1:34:27]
Of course, I can swim. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:34:31]
K. So we’ll follow the creek,
Speaker 2 · [1:34:33]
and
Speaker 2 · [1:34:35]
do you wanna roll for
Speaker 4 · [1:34:37]
springtime? I’m looking for crawdads.
Speaker 1 · [1:34:41]
Longest Creek.
Speaker 2 · [1:34:42]
5 plus 3 is Are you fishing for them in any way? It’s kinda like a reach and grab a jug. You know what I mean? Mhmm.
Speaker 2 · [1:34:50]
If they’re if they’re about.
Speaker 1 · [1:34:53]
Did you say you need me to roll again? You missed the last 1? Led you.
Speaker 0 · [1:34:57]
I can do it again. I don’t think you need to because you’re falling the waterway. Okay. Can’t get lost in that.
Speaker 2 · [1:35:03]
You’re falling the waterway. Alright. So I take the leaf up off the ground
Speaker 1 · [1:35:08]
and ask Faf to pick up another 1 so we can raise leaves down the creek and see which leaf is fast. Smart. That’s smart. I take 1 of the Quippers from my Quippers jug, tie it to my leaf.
Speaker 0 · [1:35:21]
Alright. Roll for deception.
Speaker 2 · [1:35:25]
Speaker 4 · [1:35:27]
Plus what?
Speaker 1 · [1:35:30]
Plus 2. 9. Roll. Roll for perception.
Speaker 1 · [1:35:37]
Speaker 3 · [1:35:41]
I’d like to use 1 of my. That’s
Speaker 1 · [1:35:46]
You don’t realize the leaf set off,
Speaker 0 · [1:35:49]
and unbeknownst to you that there was a quipper
Speaker 0 · [1:35:53]
charging away from the 1st leaf. Was about 15 times faster
Speaker 0 · [1:35:59]
than the 2nd leaf. I’m
Speaker 2 · [1:36:05]
gonna Good thing we didn’t wager.
Speaker 3 · [1:36:07]
I I cast I cast sacred flame at the fast leaf.
Speaker 1 · [1:36:12]
It’s a cantrip.
Speaker 0 · [1:36:14]
Okay. Okay.
Speaker 3 · [1:36:18]
You have to roll for it. I guess it’s a dexterity rule.
Speaker 0 · [1:36:22]
From it hits the quipper. Okay. I’m gonna pull out this The quipper it hits the leaf, and the leaf floats up. And then
Speaker 0 · [1:36:31]
a 2nd later
Speaker 0 · [1:36:33]
or the leaf disintegrates. Then a 2nd later, the quipper floats up. Faf says, coincidence.
Speaker 2 · [1:36:39]
Oh,
Speaker 2 · [1:36:41]
golly. You look like you hit a quipper.
Speaker 0 · [1:36:43]
The winner is nonetheless Quippers. Than our wall, but not without
Speaker 0 · [1:36:49]
some suspicion.
Speaker 2 · [1:36:52]
I’m gonna use this than some. Legit ass fishing lure that’s made out of webbing type stuff.
Speaker 2 · [1:36:57]
I’m gonna The spider net? The spider silk net? Yes. Yeah. While we’re running, I’m gonna I’m gonna toss it in the creek Okay. And then kinda run beside it
Speaker 2 · [1:37:07]
for the next
Speaker 2 · [1:37:09]
3 squares worth of us running. Okay. I’m gonna check it once we’re stopped and see what happened. Alright. You
Speaker 1 · [1:37:18]
all run down the creek. The creek turns into more of a river. The river turns into
Speaker 1 · [1:37:25]
marshiness.
Speaker 0 · [1:37:26]
We’ll stop when it starts to get deep.
Speaker 0 · [1:37:30]
Mhmm. Through the river, you collect 25 crawfish.
Speaker 0 · [1:37:34]
Oh. That’s
Speaker 4 · [1:37:35]
fast. Shabby. Points out because he was looking through inventory to try to find another cool way to use this creek.
Speaker 4 · [1:37:43]
But he looked in the part of the inventory and remembered,
Speaker 4 · [1:37:46]
hey, everybody.
Speaker 4 · [1:37:48]
We have a book called the history of Shadow Fang Keep by.
Speaker 4 · [1:37:52]
Right. Written in Aldani. Should we be reading this
Speaker 1 · [1:37:56]
right now?
Speaker 0 · [1:37:57]
You learned
Speaker 0 · [1:37:59]
from,
Speaker 0 · [1:38:01]
I think, Jacques LaFleur.
Speaker 0 · [1:38:05]
None of y’all speak Aldani.
Speaker 0 · [1:38:07]
And I guess even there is a comprehend language we spell in all that.
Speaker 0 · [1:38:10]
But you learned that Chubb,
Speaker 1 · [1:38:12]
the shaman,
Speaker 1 · [1:38:15]
would would translate that for you.
Speaker 1 · [1:38:18]
Where we have Chubb the shaman at the Aldani Grappling. So we’re still trying to get him to translate that book. It’s in our party inventory. That’s I think he’s around the house. I have copy. I have a shot. Thank you.
Speaker 0 · [1:38:29]
What’s in the party inventory?
Speaker 1 · [1:38:33]
Just wanna blow up this cake. Somebody
Speaker 1 · [1:38:37]
did that. Do we think it’s worth me? Is it burn Bernay’s the last spot for that? Probably.
Speaker 1 · [1:38:44]
I mean, we’re walking into. You know? You’re not walking into the Chatterpink Keep. You’re walking into the Aldani Basin. Yeah. Where the Aldani are. Your shot. Right. But we don’t trust Aldani. Maybe we Yeah. We just we just rolled with the Aldani.
Speaker 0 · [1:38:57]
They’re good vibes. Pretty chill. We’ve been we’ve bartered with them already? Yeah. We already did? No. You haven’t met any Aldani yet. But Oh, really? No. The Aldani had given the the old engineers, but now they’re the primitive lobster for the people. They go they gave Jacques LaFleur
Speaker 0 · [1:39:15]
the steamboat.
Speaker 0 · [1:39:17]
Yep. Jacques LaFleur was the French bard that’s trying to take down that wants to raid the Shadow Faint Keep to
Speaker 0 · [1:39:23]
find his friend, Anne Crackles, Jacques LaFleur, and Anthe and Cheezy Sloth. And all beers? Of
Speaker 0 · [1:39:29]
Beers? Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:39:30]
They were the 1st party that
Speaker 0 · [1:39:33]
sent out.
Speaker 0 · [1:39:35]
Mhmm. Mhmm. And so Jacques left y’all off the steamboat because y’all chose to go dragon hunting. I
Speaker 0 · [1:39:42]
think there was an Aldani on the steamboat. But can you grab that there’s a No. Just drink I don’t think so. Was there an Aldani on the steamboat? I gotta see her in Nevada. No. I don’t think so. I don’t think there was an Aldani on the steamboat. Looking for? Are you looking for this?
Speaker 1 · [1:39:57]
Yeah. I was gonna give that to Kevin now. That’s alright. Oh. Yeah. There’s other things there’s other beers in your thing.
Speaker 1 · [1:40:02]
No. Those are all seltzers. Let’s
Speaker 1 · [1:40:06]
just crack it up and Do you want it? Got everything real quick. Just quick refresher on the Aldani. Thank you. Yeah. See session
Speaker 2 · [1:40:14]
Speaker 1 · [1:40:17]
Let’s see. Just
Speaker 2 · [1:40:19]
Jacques and Summer continuing
Speaker 1 · [1:40:21]
left. Right.
Speaker 0 · [1:40:23]
Yeah. But you’re you’re on the old steamboat with
Speaker 0 · [1:40:27]
quick refresher, the old lobster
Speaker 0 · [1:40:32]
folk
Speaker 0 · [1:40:33]
that were the highest engineers
Speaker 0 · [1:40:35]
in all of Chult’s film.
Speaker 0 · [1:40:38]
And then, you know, the big many generations where they gave up their engineering
Speaker 0 · [1:40:44]
in civilized capacity and basically took, like, a Luddite
Speaker 0 · [1:40:48]
bow
Speaker 0 · [1:40:49]
after
Speaker 0 · [1:40:51]
Razi and his on Deathlord
Speaker 0 · [1:40:52]
Mhmm.
Speaker 0 · [1:40:53]
Traveled through the lands.
Speaker 0 · [1:40:55]
And so they don’t use any of their Aldani
Speaker 2 · [1:40:58]
creations,
Speaker 0 · [1:41:00]
like the Aldani Grappling Hook.
Speaker 0 · [1:41:02]
They they they it’s a community that no longer uses that.
Speaker 1 · [1:41:05]
Their word for spider is Shagaleth.
Speaker 1 · [1:41:08]
Right.
Speaker 2 · [1:41:10]
Also, the password password to to enter enter the the Temple Temple Of Of Cayochan. Cayochan.
Speaker 2 · [1:41:13]
They
Speaker 2 · [1:41:14]
placed the the curse on the Temple Of Cayochan
Speaker 2 · [1:41:17]
and likely other sacred places.
Speaker 2 · [1:41:20]
Those best blessed by the Shangwa cannot enter, and the horde protects them from vainglory.
Speaker 0 · [1:41:25]
Yes. They’re they’re natural. They’re now in their primitive state, they are
Speaker 0 · [1:41:31]
sort of harmonized with the jungle creatures and especially the Shangwa.
Speaker 0 · [1:41:35]
And because you’re blessed by the Shangwa then. You’re locked out of the Aldani blighted spaces.
Speaker 0 · [1:41:41]
They protect Chingwe blast by preventing them from going into dangerous
Speaker 1 · [1:41:46]
certain dangerous places. Chingwe are like the balmy. Right? Chingwe is like the forest spirits.
Speaker 1 · [1:41:52]
The yes. Yes. So you’re not allowed to go into
Speaker 2 · [1:41:55]
You could go into So, yeah, it says We definitely have not interacted with an Aldani yet.
Speaker 4 · [1:42:02]
Are we down to, like, just
Speaker 1 · [1:42:04]
drop all these fools when we see them?
Speaker 0 · [1:42:07]
No. I don’t think we should do that. Do you have a recipe for the Aldani
Speaker 2 · [1:42:12]
Heavy Armor plate that can only be crafted by Aldani? Rafe Bright fell. I wanted to visit the Aldani too. I do. Look in the inventory.
Speaker 1 · [1:42:22]
Somebody.
Speaker 1 · [1:42:23]
Not to kill him.
Speaker 2 · [1:42:25]
The recipe for the Aldani Heavy. Yeah. Yeah. Who is that? I’m saying Chef and Keith might have damaged or decimated. He’s a Rod Hazard. Okay. I mean, we need that recipe for for armoring that too.
Speaker 4 · [1:42:36]
The heavy armor? Yeah. We gotta give him armored up. That’d be cool.
Speaker 2 · [1:42:41]
Okay. So what are we deliberating right now?
Speaker 1 · [1:42:44]
I don’t think
Speaker 1 · [1:42:46]
we need to deliberate anything. I’d say we should go in. Yoast Bop.
Speaker 2 · [1:42:51]
Jacques is waiting. Jacques and Summer are waiting. We’ll pop. They told him that they would prepare
Speaker 2 · [1:42:56]
to
Speaker 2 · [1:42:57]
try and reach out if they keep looking at the. I like to kinda, like,
Speaker 2 · [1:43:03]
still weigh my lobster claw for now.
Speaker 2 · [1:43:05]
Just
Speaker 1 · [1:43:06]
I think you should. I think you go in with lobster claw on.
Speaker 1 · [1:43:11]
Go in with it on?
Speaker 2 · [1:43:13]
Yeah. I wanna see the show. On that show. I wanna see the trial. You’re
Speaker 2 · [1:43:18]
definitely gonna trial down no matter what. That’s we we know this. We know that. And recall Shadowfang Keep is where the Vesper Rock shape shifting symposium
Speaker 0 · [1:43:28]
creature that
Speaker 0 · [1:43:30]
disrupted the Midsummer’s Night song said that he was going to
Speaker 0 · [1:43:36]
I don’t wanna hide it for now, but I’m gonna
Speaker 4 · [1:43:40]
When the time you try
Speaker 3 · [1:43:41]
dramatic fashion.
Speaker 0 · [1:43:44]
Very good.
Speaker 0 · [1:43:46]
Y’all are still
Speaker 0 · [1:43:48]
traveling, I suppose? Yep.
Speaker 0 · [1:43:51]
Alright. It
Speaker 0 · [1:43:54]
is now, like, 3AM,
Speaker 0 · [1:43:57]
4AM.
Speaker 0 · [1:43:59]
It was sunset when you feel the T Rex. You’re traveling another house.
Speaker 0 · [1:44:05]
6 hours,
Speaker 0 · [1:44:06]
then another 1,
Speaker 0 · [1:44:09]
following the river, doing this whole thing.
Speaker 0 · [1:44:12]
And at sunrise,
Speaker 0 · [1:44:15]
you come upon sort of a giant
Speaker 0 · [1:44:18]
pool of water,
Speaker 0 · [1:44:20]
great marshlands,
Speaker 0 · [1:44:22]
and a river
Speaker 0 · [1:44:24]
gorging off to the right
Speaker 0 · [1:44:27]
and around this sort of prehistoric or Jurassic opening of
Speaker 0 · [1:44:33]
water and sky
Speaker 0 · [1:44:35]
among
Speaker 1 · [1:44:36]
kind of out
Speaker 1 · [1:44:38]
outside of the the jungle thickness.
Speaker 0 · [1:44:41]
You can see birds flying far off in the distance,
Speaker 0 · [1:44:46]
giant birds.
Speaker 0 · [1:44:49]
Even further in the distance,
Speaker 0 · [1:44:52]
sort of towards the
Speaker 0 · [1:44:55]
east,
Speaker 0 · [1:44:56]
southeast, you see a floating landmass,
Speaker 0 · [1:45:01]
giant
Speaker 0 · [1:45:04]
massive land that’s
Speaker 0 · [1:45:06]
300 feet in the air just hovering
Speaker 0 · [1:45:10]
almost like an island in the air.
Speaker 4 · [1:45:13]
It’s some kind of sky crabs?
Speaker 1 · [1:45:16]
No. That’s that’s pretty far away. That’s at
Speaker 2 · [1:45:19]
least 7 or 8 axis away, but you can see it through this opening. Whereabouts?
Speaker 1 · [1:45:26]
You know, it’s sort of like I feel like we saw that. Like,
Speaker 2 · [1:45:30]
when we were when we were heading down this river, didn’t we? Seen it before.
Speaker 2 · [1:45:35]
And you said it was wait. So we’re over here. Is it
Speaker 2 · [1:45:41]
is it, like, just directly west of us or, like, what? I would say it’s, like,
Speaker 0 · [1:45:46]
Southeast.
Speaker 2 · [1:45:50]
Like, it’s is it where the x is? No. No. Like, Southeast of that x. Okay. So it’s where’s the where’s the pen?
Speaker 1 · [1:45:58]
You get the pen? You’re the keeper of the pen. Okay.
Speaker 1 · [1:46:02]
Slay.
Speaker 3 · [1:46:03]
Make sure we’re in battle formation.
Speaker 1 · [1:46:09]
Should
Speaker 1 · [1:46:14]
we
Speaker 2 · [1:46:15]
be thinking of that potentially as Shadow Van Keep?
Speaker 2 · [1:46:21]
Could be Shadow Van Keep vibes.
Speaker 0 · [1:46:23]
You know that Shadow Van Keep is
Speaker 0 · [1:46:25]
close to
Speaker 2 · [1:46:27]
Yeah. The Aldani Basin. Do we know anything more about Shadowfang
Speaker 1 · [1:46:31]
Keep? Not comprehended the
Speaker 0 · [1:46:34]
history of Shadowfang Keep by Laby Lav, but should eliminate
Speaker 0 · [1:46:41]
that at least per.
Speaker 0 · [1:46:45]
But as you approach this, you see
Speaker 0 · [1:46:48]
towards the right of the stream and then this marshland
Speaker 0 · [1:46:51]
basin
Speaker 0 · [1:46:53]
area,
Speaker 0 · [1:46:55]
the steamboat
Speaker 0 · [1:46:58]
part, and then sort of a rough hewn trail
Speaker 0 · [1:47:02]
just moving slightly deeper into the
Speaker 0 · [1:47:06]
sort of archipelago,
Speaker 0 · [1:47:09]
water, and islands.
Speaker 2 · [1:47:11]
Let’s take a trail. Right? I mean, that seems reasonable. Do we need to consider the healing?
Speaker 1 · [1:47:18]
Nah.
Speaker 3 · [1:47:19]
I think I may be way too trusting of the Ald Aldani, but
Speaker 2 · [1:47:24]
I think they’ve been good vibes so far. They lent our boy that steamboat. Seems really good to us. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:47:31]
Alright. So on HP. We ain’t never met any of these guys. You
Speaker 4 · [1:47:36]
guys all we all have low health.
Speaker 1 · [1:47:40]
I mean, I could be convinced to take a long rest. Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [1:47:44]
So But we can’t, can we?
Speaker 2 · [1:47:46]
Oh, we just did 6. Yeah. Okay. We should just Alright. Whatever. We
Speaker 2 · [1:47:51]
in long rest. Mhmm.
Speaker 1 · [1:47:54]
Dogs are good. Okay. Here.
Speaker 2 · [1:47:56]
I’m gonna climb on top of Moghammer and sleep on top of him. I’m gonna sleep under him.
Speaker 1 · [1:48:02]
I’m gonna sleep in.
Speaker 0 · [1:48:04]
In his mouth,
Speaker 0 · [1:48:05]
it’s very gooey, but
Speaker 1 · [1:48:07]
but feels safe. It’s just like a water bed.
Speaker 0 · [1:48:13]
Alright. And y’all all fall
Speaker 1 · [1:48:15]
asleep for about 8 hours.
Speaker 2 · [1:48:19]
You gotta reset your
Speaker 2 · [1:48:21]
modifier when you long rest. Maybe at least I did.
Speaker 1 · [1:48:25]
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:48:29]
K.
Speaker 0 · [1:48:31]
Your the night proceeds,
Speaker 0 · [1:48:34]
the sun starting to rise, and you are still asleep.
Speaker 1 · [1:48:43]
And then,
Speaker 0 · [1:48:46]
Isilrod, you awaken
Speaker 0 · [1:48:49]
with a sharp pain in your groin as
Speaker 0 · [1:48:53]
if it was just kicked by a little foot
Speaker 0 · [1:48:56]
and your eyes shoot open
Speaker 0 · [1:48:58]
and the red heavy metal
Speaker 0 · [1:49:02]
and bling.
Speaker 0 · [1:49:03]
What
Speaker 0 · [1:49:04]
over reason.
Speaker 0 · [1:49:06]
What the the fuck fuck are are you you doing? Doing?
Speaker 1 · [1:49:09]
Boy, what are y’all doing here?
Speaker 0 · [1:49:12]
Are doing? On the ground
Speaker 1 · [1:49:14]
by the ship in between good Hudson. What are you doing?
Speaker 1 · [1:49:19]
What?
Speaker 1 · [1:49:21]
I’m a little You’re taking a little rest. Confused because I was having a sexy dream. I think that I had blue balls. Was it about me?
Speaker 3 · [1:49:28]
This was just a thought. So
Speaker 3 · [1:49:30]
but
Speaker 1 · [1:49:33]
describe yourself again.
Speaker 1 · [1:49:35]
But y’all did the cocaine together. She’s heavy metal. Really short. Red. Red. Tatted. Kinda like big titty goth girl vibes. And that’s, like, 2 feet tall.
Speaker 1 · [1:49:45]
Oh, yeah. She’s a gnome?
Speaker 1 · [1:49:47]
She’s a Summer. She’s like an imp. I was just a A goblin. She’s a goblin. She’s a goblin. I swear I just saw you
Speaker 1 · [1:49:55]
20 minutes ago.
Speaker 2 · [1:49:57]
Damn. You’re dreaming about me again.
Speaker 1 · [1:50:00]
Shit. Was it? Is
Speaker 0 · [1:50:03]
the anymore of Rafe or you got anymore of Gus Gattaway’s
Speaker 1 · [1:50:09]
Gattaway’s?
Speaker 1 · [1:50:12]
Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [1:50:14]
You do?
Speaker 1 · [1:50:16]
Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [1:50:17]
I do. Well, we should hit that, but come on in. Let’s you know, what are we doing out here?
Speaker 3 · [1:50:22]
Yeah. Sorry. Let me just get myself together. I’d go like this and tuck.
Speaker 3 · [1:50:28]
Bro.
Speaker 1 · [1:50:30]
The tuck.
Speaker 1 · [1:50:32]
Dropping all the way. We offer the 3 nights now. Yeah. No. We’ve been busy. Happened? What’d y’all do? Battling. We just we just cleared house at the fucking
Speaker 2 · [1:50:43]
that place
Speaker 2 · [1:50:45]
where we were Killed a lot of lizards. Killed a lot of You find that dragon? We found him. And another 1. We didn’t really talk with him. It didn’t work out that way, but we did kill him. No more intel on the death guys? No. We weren’t able to get any intel on that guy
Speaker 0 · [1:51:01]
because he was dead. Jesus. He didn’t wanna talk. Yeah. I don’t think we got any intel. Slaying dragons even then sounds more fun than what we’ve been doing. We’ve just been preparing
Speaker 0 · [1:51:10]
and trying to convince the the Aldani that it’s time now to rid Shadowfang. But You say slaying.
Speaker 2 · [1:51:18]
Dragons. How’d you like to drag these nuts across your mouth?
Speaker 1 · [1:51:27]
Come on, Summer. You get it. I mean, you’re you’re not just standing over here going like this. Yeah. Here I thought that Isilrod was the only 1 with in this group. Alright. Yeah. Mistlete.
Speaker 1 · [1:51:37]
I have my moments.
Speaker 0 · [1:51:39]
Well, anyways, yeah, so we’re having a little trouble convincing Aldani
Speaker 0 · [1:51:44]
to fortify us and help us with.
Speaker 0 · [1:51:47]
But they’re coming around. They’re good folk, and
Speaker 0 · [1:51:50]
I think they’ll at least send
Speaker 0 · [1:51:52]
1
Speaker 0 · [1:51:53]
1 Aldani 1 Aldani? To to fight with us at Shadow Fang, and and Jacques is getting really antsy to get. Yeah. Every night, he’s up screaming about Ant, and he’s betrayed Ant. He should that he’s gonna storm him alone, but that’d be 7 dead.
Speaker 0 · [1:52:08]
Oh, it’s it’s a blast there, but it’s really good. Come get some food and
Speaker 1 · [1:52:13]
see what we can do. There’s some merchants around here. We gotta kinda unload some shit. We got a lot of stuff. Also, do you think Oh, there’s merchants. Yeah. Good. Oh, great food. Great food around here. Even though the chef went missing recently.
Speaker 0 · [1:52:24]
What’s up? Jacques can talk about that. There’s I mean Okay. There’s a blight around the whole village. But
Speaker 0 · [1:52:31]
well, yeah, vibes are pretty good.
Speaker 0 · [1:52:33]
They’re pretty good, but there’s troublesome times here. I do think they would be happy to see more people help them out. And I know that Jacques has already planned a kumquat for this evening with the elders. Kumquat?
Speaker 2 · [1:52:47]
Kumquat?
Speaker 0 · [1:52:48]
Yeah. It’s like the old Aldani word for,
Speaker 0 · [1:52:51]
like, a a council meeting.
Speaker 0 · [1:52:53]
The
Speaker 0 · [1:52:55]
high will make a decision
Speaker 0 · [1:52:58]
about sending, you know, some of the I don’t really know how much he used to be. I’m not really that verified as a well,
Speaker 0 · [1:53:05]
they live in domestic tranquility. That’s simple fact. Mhmm.
Speaker 3 · [1:53:09]
Smart. Right.
Speaker 1 · [1:53:11]
You think it’s chill if Bonzo shows up wearing his claw hand?
Speaker 2 · [1:53:15]
Oh, yeah. For sure. I mean, you don’t have to do the trial. But
Speaker 0 · [1:53:18]
I think Bonzo’s And we don’t actually What is They are pretty tight lipped about their rituals. Rituals. We We don’t don’t fully fully know know what what that that entails. Entails.
Speaker 0 · [1:53:27]
Certainly, they do they do engage in combat.
Speaker 1 · [1:53:32]
They I mean, yeah.
Speaker 1 · [1:53:34]
I don’t
Speaker 1 · [1:53:35]
You think it’s gonna be bad? You think Bonzo winning the trial could inspire them to join us on the raid? Help us out on the raid. Well,
Speaker 0 · [1:53:45]
it would prove that he’s a true crustacean.
Speaker 2 · [1:53:49]
And I think I think his voice would be elevated. A seat at the a seat at the table. I’ve always thought of myself as a crustacean.
Speaker 1 · [1:53:58]
It would be quite I realized it somehow.
Speaker 3 · [1:54:00]
You’ve been seeming more like yourself lately.
Speaker 1 · [1:54:03]
Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [1:54:06]
So I just had this crustaceous feeling inside of me. But Jacques knows more about all the lawn and everything. Alright. Well, Summer lead the way. Way. Alright. Come on then.
Speaker 0 · [1:54:15]
Summer
Speaker 0 · [1:54:17]
struts down the pathway.
Speaker 1 · [1:54:19]
I assume y’all follow.
Speaker 0 · [1:54:21]
Eventually,
Speaker 0 · [1:54:22]
y’all
Speaker 0 · [1:54:23]
reach a
Speaker 0 · [1:54:25]
sort sort of of
Speaker 0 · [1:54:27]
palisade palisade of
Speaker 0 · [1:54:29]
trees,
Speaker 0 · [1:54:31]
cut down trees forming a a fence, a palisade.
Speaker 0 · [1:54:35]
And there’s a gate with 2 towers,
Speaker 0 · [1:54:38]
and the the doors too are open.
Speaker 0 · [1:54:41]
And standing atop the towers on either side of the gate,
Speaker 0 · [1:54:46]
you see 2
Speaker 0 · [1:54:48]
Aldani,
Speaker 0 · [1:54:49]
1 on each side in there,
Speaker 0 · [1:54:51]
about
Speaker 0 · [1:54:52]
7 foot tall lobster foot.
Speaker 0 · [1:54:55]
You think think
Speaker 0 · [1:54:56]
like zooey bird,
Speaker 0 · [1:54:59]
but more scarred and
Speaker 0 · [1:55:02]
shelly than zooey bird is.
Speaker 0 · [1:55:04]
You got, you know, thick shells,
Speaker 0 · [1:55:08]
but
Speaker 0 · [1:55:09]
like
Speaker 0 · [1:55:11]
that, but in monster
Speaker 0 · [1:55:13]
form.
Speaker 0 · [1:55:16]
And they throw a claw at
Speaker 0 · [1:55:18]
summer,
Speaker 0 · [1:55:19]
and she’s like,
Speaker 0 · [1:55:21]
hello, blob.
Speaker 0 · [1:55:23]
Hello, blob.
Speaker 3 · [1:55:26]
Blob?
Speaker 1 · [1:55:27]
Blob and blob. Are they all named for the sounds of bubbles?
Speaker 1 · [1:55:33]
No.
Speaker 1 · [1:55:34]
No.
Speaker 3 · [1:55:36]
Wait. It was Blood and Glove? That’s called what their names were then? Those 2. Yeah. Okay. But they’re standing guard, and, tentatively, once the recognition is made, they
Speaker 0 · [1:55:47]
they claw down.
Speaker 1 · [1:55:48]
K.
Speaker 1 · [1:55:50]
Closs a loop. I’m still hiding my claw already. Walk into
Speaker 0 · [1:55:55]
the
Speaker 0 · [1:55:57]
through the gates
Speaker 0 · [1:55:58]
of the village,
Speaker 0 · [1:56:05]
And it’s built on, as you kinda see, that the buildings are on slide stills to bring them above Sure. Some of the the wet ground beneath you.
Speaker 0 · [1:56:17]
There’s
Speaker 0 · [1:56:18]
shacks and huts
Speaker 0 · [1:56:20]
of various sizes packed shell midden
Speaker 0 · [1:56:23]
where the
Speaker 0 · [1:56:24]
basin narrows towards slightly higher ground, reed thatched, sun grade driftwood, undyed rope.
Speaker 0 · [1:56:32]
Quite plain,
Speaker 0 · [1:56:33]
basic
Speaker 0 · [1:56:34]
material,
Speaker 0 · [1:56:36]
roots of the earth.
Speaker 0 · [1:56:38]
You do notice, though, on some
Speaker 0 · [1:56:40]
of the buildings above the doors,
Speaker 0 · [1:56:44]
there are, like, cracked gauges
Speaker 0 · [1:56:46]
and brass work and clock that’s obviously destroyed and broken,
Speaker 0 · [1:56:50]
kind of hanging like ornaments.
Speaker 0 · [1:56:53]
Perhaps as a reminder, times pass.
Speaker 1 · [1:56:59]
And that is what you walk up to.
Speaker 2 · [1:57:02]
Where are the or what what is the state of things? Should we, like, connect with
Speaker 2 · [1:57:10]
what’s his name 1st?
Speaker 2 · [1:57:11]
Or Kinda need to do some shopping, I think. Yeah. I need to offload some shit. I do have a lot. But, I mean, Summer, should we do we need to talk to
Speaker 0 · [1:57:21]
Yeah. So what’s he doing? If you wanna do some shopping,
Speaker 0 · [1:57:25]
there’s Patrick or Brongwell.
Speaker 0 · [1:57:28]
Down
Speaker 0 · [1:57:29]
the way. There’s blacksmith,
Speaker 0 · [1:57:31]
Anthe Grumclaw.
Speaker 0 · [1:57:32]
I mean, Grum,
Speaker 0 · [1:57:34]
Anthe Grumclaw.
Speaker 0 · [1:57:36]
He’s
Speaker 0 · [1:57:37]
all the way to the far east
Speaker 0 · [1:57:39]
of the village,
Speaker 0 · [1:57:40]
west of the village, bottom. I
Speaker 0 · [1:57:45]
think would be
Speaker 0 · [1:57:46]
would hasten to want to speak with y’all.
Speaker 0 · [1:57:49]
Of course, he’s
Speaker 0 · [1:57:51]
up near the Great Hall.
Speaker 1 · [1:57:55]
I’ve displayed them all.
Speaker 2 · [1:57:57]
Oh, you got a map display now.
Speaker 0 · [1:58:00]
I will ping things other than saying this.
Speaker 1 · [1:58:05]
This
Speaker 0 · [1:58:08]
is the Apothecary
Speaker 0 · [1:58:09]
Petra
Speaker 0 · [1:58:11]
Petracore Recipe.
Speaker 0 · [1:58:14]
Apothecary
Speaker 0 · [1:58:15]
Merchant.
Speaker 0 · [1:58:16]
Mhmm. This is Grum and Old Claw
Speaker 1 · [1:58:21]
Blacksmith.
Speaker 0 · [1:58:24]
This is the Great Hall
Speaker 0 · [1:58:27]
where Jacques is
Speaker 1 · [1:58:29]
in
Speaker 1 · [1:58:31]
at present.
Speaker 0 · [1:58:35]
Oh, and also, the Shub the Shaman is here.
Speaker 2 · [1:58:40]
The Shaman? You just did 3 dogs. What if Somebody else is doing that. What does Shub the shaman? Shub the shaman is there. What does Shub the shaman do? He’s the guy that needs to read that book.
Speaker 0 · [1:58:50]
Oh.
Speaker 1 · [1:58:51]
What?
Speaker 2 · [1:58:53]
That’s just The armor guy, we need to talk to him to get the armor made.
Speaker 1 · [1:58:58]
We should probably go talk to Jacques.
Speaker 2 · [1:59:01]
Talk to Jacques.
Speaker 2 · [1:59:03]
Is there just a general merchant?
Speaker 2 · [1:59:05]
Like, for what’s the best person to just sell some shit to?
Speaker 1 · [1:59:13]
Apothecary’s
Speaker 2 · [1:59:13]
wrong. Yeah. K. Sorry.
Speaker 0 · [1:59:16]
She wasn’t there. She was just by this big tree.
Speaker 2 · [1:59:20]
This is she. Where’s the apothecary closest to us? This is the apothecary.
Speaker 2 · [1:59:25]
I’m gonna head over to that apothecary.
Speaker 1 · [1:59:27]
I’m gonna get I’ll catch you guys later. The blacksmith.
Speaker 1 · [1:59:31]
I’d like to go to the blacksmith too.
Speaker 2 · [1:59:39]
Bless you. I guess. K. I’m I’m over here where the apothecary is.
Speaker 0 · [1:59:47]
Right. As you mow through,
Speaker 0 · [1:59:51]
you
Speaker 0 · [1:59:52]
enter this this hut shack,
Speaker 0 · [1:59:55]
and behind it is a
Speaker 0 · [1:59:58]
sort of
Speaker 0 · [1:59:59]
youngish,
Speaker 0 · [2:00:01]
what you believe is a female,
Speaker 0 · [2:00:03]
Aldani woman wearing a
Speaker 0 · [2:00:07]
waistcoat of sorts and middens
Speaker 0 · [2:00:10]
on her claws.
Speaker 2 · [2:00:12]
Homey. What’s that? Homey.
Speaker 1 · [2:00:15]
Yeah. It’s very homey, very cozy vibes. There are No.
Speaker 1 · [2:00:19]
Trinkets hanging
Speaker 0 · [2:00:21]
around in vials of various stuff.
Speaker 1 · [2:00:24]
And she says,
Speaker 1 · [2:00:27]
well,
Speaker 1 · [2:00:29]
what
Speaker 1 · [2:00:30]
well, you’re not
Speaker 0 · [2:00:32]
than Aldani?
Speaker 1 · [2:00:34]
No.
Speaker 1 · [2:00:36]
I’m a
Speaker 2 · [2:00:39]
something else.
Speaker 0 · [2:00:41]
I could tell that you’re an elf?
Speaker 1 · [2:00:44]
Yep.
Speaker 0 · [2:00:45]
You must be here with Jacques in summer? Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [2:00:50]
Yeah. We’re good. He’s good. He’s good. He’s He’s good. Yep.
Speaker 2 · [2:00:54]
Yeah. We we came down on the tugboat with with him. We we split off for a little
Speaker 2 · [2:01:00]
detour, but we’re back. So we’re gonna coordinate here in the village for a couple days, and then
Speaker 2 · [2:01:06]
we’ll be out of your hair.
Speaker 0 · [2:01:08]
Well, we would I would like for y’all to stay in our hair
Speaker 0 · [2:01:13]
and help us with the
Speaker 0 · [2:01:15]
encroaching
Speaker 0 · [2:01:18]
problem, but it’s not for me to speak about. The elders can can speak on it. Yeah. We were gonna we were gonna chat with
Speaker 2 · [2:01:27]
LaFleur later today, so we’ll catch up with him. But I I needed to
Speaker 2 · [2:01:33]
I wanna check-in with you and maybe sell some stuff and
Speaker 2 · [2:01:37]
maybe buy some stuff. Okay.
Speaker 0 · [2:01:40]
Well, I’m happy to
Speaker 0 · [2:01:42]
tell you about my whales.
Speaker 1 · [2:01:44]
K.
Speaker 1 · [2:01:49]
Anything particular that you’re looking for?
Speaker 2 · [2:01:55]
Well, do you do you have any interest in 25 crawfish?
Speaker 0 · [2:02:00]
It’s the only currency we take.
Speaker 2 · [2:02:03]
Really? Yeah. Mean, for real. Right.
Speaker 2 · [2:02:07]
You guys don’t crawfish? I mean, for that You guys don’t take GP? Crawfish, like, when you’re young? You guys don’t take GP? Okay.
Speaker 1 · [2:02:17]
Almost crawfish.
Speaker 1 · [2:02:21]
Okay.
Speaker 2 · [2:02:23]
Well, how many Wait. Okay. How many crawfish is this guy worth?
Speaker 1 · [2:02:29]
Giant fucking
Speaker 2 · [2:02:30]
gold statue.
Speaker 1 · [2:02:41]
Is there any
Speaker 2 · [2:02:43]
The Imix? Or gears in it? The Imix statue. It’s just a 4 foot tall gold. Yeah. Are there any cogs or gears in it?
Speaker 1 · [2:02:52]
I don’t think so. Not do we know?
Speaker 1 · [2:02:56]
Might be crawfish. I’ll give you 50
Speaker 1 · [2:03:00]
crawfish.
Speaker 1 · [2:03:01]
50 crawfish for that? That’s it? That’s all? What
Speaker 2 · [2:03:05]
can you buy with a crawfish?
Speaker 0 · [2:03:08]
Buy
Speaker 0 · [2:03:10]
a healing potion with 1 crawfish.
Speaker 4 · [2:03:12]
You buy a healing potion with, like, crawfish exchange
Speaker 0 · [2:03:17]
rate right now. Doesn’t really work that way. Okay. We do you how many healing potions do you have? I have 4 healing potions, 4 sets of beadstools,
Speaker 0 · [2:03:26]
1 potion of water breathing, midnight black dye to dye your shell,
Speaker 0 · [2:03:31]
evening sunset dye also for your shell, a scroll of Misty set
Speaker 0 · [2:03:36]
and 2 gobs.
Speaker 1 · [2:03:38]
Okay.
Speaker 3 · [2:03:40]
Scroll of Misty set? Okay.
Speaker 2 · [2:03:44]
How much Scrolls let, like, nonmagic you you can basically pass the spell. Like, Right? Uh-huh. How how many crawfish would it be to buy
Speaker 1 · [2:03:54]
What?
Speaker 1 · [2:03:55]
What?
Speaker 1 · [2:03:56]
Basically
Speaker 1 · [2:03:59]
I just wanna see something. All of it.
Speaker 2 · [2:04:02]
You want all of them around?
Speaker 2 · [2:04:05]
Yeah. Which would be a cup a bowl of it?
Speaker 0 · [2:04:08]
She just, like, claw It’s 4 She claws down behind the counter.
Speaker 1 · [2:04:18]
50 crawfish.
Speaker 3 · [2:04:19]
Well, it’s 4 crawfish for the post. 50 crawfish for everything? Right.
Speaker 2 · [2:04:25]
K. That crawfish was And then how
Speaker 2 · [2:04:27]
and then how
Speaker 2 · [2:04:29]
much for for the thieves’ tools?
Speaker 1 · [2:04:33]
1 crawfish.
Speaker 2 · [2:04:35]
So 1 crawfish for all 4 thieves’ tools? Mhmm.
Speaker 2 · [2:04:41]
What else did you even say? 2 jugs? How much for the jugs?
Speaker 1 · [2:04:45]
1 proper.
Speaker 2 · [2:04:47]
K.
Speaker 1 · [2:04:49]
What else did you have?
Speaker 1 · [2:04:50]
A portion of water breathing.
Speaker 0 · [2:04:52]
And what else?
Speaker 2 · [2:04:54]
Midnight black dye and even sunset dye for the shop.
Speaker 2 · [2:04:58]
I’ll buy the water breathing. How much for that?
Speaker 1 · [2:05:01]
5 crawfish.
Speaker 1 · [2:05:02]
5 crawfish. Okay. Maybe 3 crawfish.
Speaker 1 · [2:05:05]
Speaker 2 · [2:05:10]
5 crawfish for a breathing potion?
Speaker 1 · [2:05:17]
5 crawfish.
Speaker 2 · [2:05:19]
Alright. I’ll buy the I’ll buy all the healing potions
Speaker 2 · [2:05:23]
and your jugs
Speaker 2 · [2:05:25]
and the thieves tools
Speaker 2 · [2:05:27]
for 5 crawfish.
Speaker 1 · [2:05:29]
Okay.
Speaker 2 · [2:05:31]
Okay.
Speaker 1 · [2:05:32]
Damn.
Speaker 2 · [2:05:34]
Done.
Speaker 0 · [2:05:35]
Do I get my statue?
Speaker 2 · [2:05:37]
No. I’m just gonna pay you 5 crawfish. Okay.
Speaker 2 · [2:05:40]
Because I have 25 crawfish. You don’t wanna sell the statue? No. We can hold off. I mean, we don’t need I’ve got 20 more crawfish to do whatever we want.
Speaker 2 · [2:05:50]
Hold on. So that’s crawfish. Just hold on to crawfish. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [2:05:54]
I can’t really go We don’t need to convert Fish from some crawfish. The idol into a crawfish.
Speaker 1 · [2:05:59]
The exchange rate is not good. Yeah. Well, it’s it’s honestly, for healing potions, that is quite good. Yeah. But
Speaker 1 · [2:06:05]
20 coming coming up on 25 crawfish just like that. Water breather. Amazing.
Speaker 2 · [2:06:10]
Alright. Fuck it. Give me the water breather thing. Another another 5 crawfish. Alright. Potion of water breather. All of the other fucking
Speaker 2 · [2:06:18]
You son of a bitch.
Speaker 1 · [2:06:21]
You mother.
Speaker 1 · [2:06:22]
Okay.
Speaker 1 · [2:06:25]
You want the jugs?
Speaker 2 · [2:06:26]
Yeah. I’m getting the jugs.
Speaker 1 · [2:06:31]
I’m add all this.
Speaker 1 · [2:06:36]
Alright. While he’s doing that I’ll add the jugs to our mocking. The blacksmith. I’d like to go visit the blacksmith.
Speaker 0 · [2:06:43]
Same.
Speaker 0 · [2:06:44]
Y’all
Speaker 0 · [2:06:46]
walk down
Speaker 0 · [2:06:47]
the road further,
Speaker 0 · [2:06:49]
passing
Speaker 0 · [2:06:50]
some attached buildings until the water rises and you
Speaker 0 · [2:06:54]
step out onto a dock and are met with a
Speaker 0 · [2:06:59]
door that has a
Speaker 0 · [2:07:02]
a wooden knocker in the shape of a claw and hammer.
Speaker 1 · [2:07:09]
Let’s see what communist.
Speaker 1 · [2:07:16]
1 2nd.
Speaker 1 · [2:07:18]
1 2nd.
Speaker 1 · [2:07:19]
Ting. Ting. Ting.
Speaker 1 · [2:07:22]
Ting.
Speaker 1 · [2:07:24]
Ting.
Speaker 1 · [2:07:36]
It’s covering my entire body. Okay.
Speaker 2 · [2:07:40]
It’s lesser healing. What what are they? Regular healing.
Speaker 2 · [2:07:46]
What
Speaker 2 · [2:07:49]
what does that give you?
Speaker 1 · [2:07:53]
Don’t know. Don’t
Speaker 1 · [2:07:55]
know.
Speaker 1 · [2:07:56]
It’s a.
Speaker 1 · [2:07:58]
K.
Speaker 1 · [2:07:59]
I don’t know.
Speaker 0 · [2:08:04]
A giant
Speaker 0 · [2:08:06]
8 foot,
Speaker 0 · [2:08:08]
almost like a bearded
Speaker 0 · [2:08:11]
Aldani with his head
Speaker 0 · [2:08:15]
shaved
Speaker 0 · [2:08:16]
because they’re most of them don’t have hair.
Speaker 0 · [2:08:22]
Opens flings open the door,
Speaker 0 · [2:08:25]
and he is
Speaker 0 · [2:08:27]
new
Speaker 0 · [2:08:28]
as a as a traditional way for.
Speaker 0 · [2:08:33]
And
Speaker 0 · [2:08:34]
gaze upon the parchment
Speaker 0 · [2:08:37]
and says nothing for a 2nd as he comprehends it. He goes,
Speaker 0 · [2:08:41]
who are you?
Speaker 1 · [2:08:46]
I’m Mistwillow.
Speaker 1 · [2:08:48]
I
Speaker 1 · [2:08:50]
I’m with Jacques.
Speaker 0 · [2:08:52]
We are at the Robin’s Goblins.
Speaker 0 · [2:08:54]
Where have you come into this?
Speaker 1 · [2:08:59]
You know, I kinda forget. It’s been an
Speaker 1 · [2:09:01]
arduous journey.
Speaker 1 · [2:09:03]
I think I got it from some
Speaker 1 · [2:09:08]
the depths of a cave or something, an old mine.
Speaker 0 · [2:09:12]
This is a very
Speaker 0 · [2:09:14]
sacred armor.
Speaker 1 · [2:09:16]
It’s not been made in generations.
Speaker 1 · [2:09:19]
Right.
Speaker 3 · [2:09:23]
Would you describe yourself as a blacksmith of understanding?
Speaker 0 · [2:09:30]
I could forge this armor.
Speaker 1 · [2:09:35]
Would
Speaker 1 · [2:09:36]
it cost us anything?
Speaker 2 · [2:09:39]
You say this is somewhat
Speaker 1 · [2:09:42]
of a relic,
Speaker 1 · [2:09:43]
parchment. So
Speaker 1 · [2:09:44]
I actually think I could
Speaker 3 · [2:09:48]
make a little trade for you. You did keepsies.
Speaker 3 · [2:09:51]
Me and my boys get some
Speaker 3 · [2:09:54]
armor.
Speaker 0 · [2:09:57]
It
Speaker 0 · [2:09:58]
would be an honor for me to craft this.
Speaker 0 · [2:10:01]
Right. A great honor. Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [2:10:05]
But we animal clothes
Speaker 0 · [2:10:07]
abandon those
Speaker 0 · [2:10:10]
as
Speaker 0 · [2:10:11]
we always have been.
Speaker 0 · [2:10:14]
This is the Aldani Heavy Plate Armor of the Cavalryman.
Speaker 0 · [2:10:19]
The great seahorse,
Speaker 0 · [2:10:20]
warriors
Speaker 0 · [2:10:21]
from the basin.
Speaker 1 · [2:10:27]
The heaviest armor,
Speaker 0 · [2:10:29]
strongest
Speaker 0 · [2:10:30]
is pure shell.
Speaker 0 · [2:10:36]
And anyone can carry a shell,
Speaker 0 · [2:10:40]
but wearing 1
Speaker 0 · [2:10:41]
is earned it in this,
Speaker 0 · [2:10:43]
same as it always was.
Speaker 0 · [2:10:46]
I cannot forge this
Speaker 0 · [2:10:48]
until someone
Speaker 0 · [2:10:50]
worthy of it presents thyself.
Speaker 2 · [2:10:57]
I’m
Speaker 2 · [2:10:58]
kinda I’m
Speaker 2 · [2:10:59]
kinda like
Speaker 2 · [2:11:01]
I’ve kinda I’ve overheard this, and I’m kinda I’m looking over at Bonzo kinda like, what would make 1 worthy?
Speaker 2 · [2:11:09]
Such a
Speaker 0 · [2:11:11]
Travel to the something that’s
Speaker 0 · [2:11:14]
fine cool and wave crusher.
Speaker 0 · [2:11:18]
Challenge him to do Korlab
Speaker 1 · [2:11:21]
wave crusher? Korlabb wave crusher. Korl Korb?
Speaker 4 · [2:11:26]
Wave crusher.
Speaker 1 · [2:11:30]
K K o r r b, wave crusher. Crusher. Korb,
Speaker 1 · [2:11:34]
wave crusher.
Speaker 1 · [2:11:36]
He’s the best. Korb wave crusher. For the record, that’s Korb
Speaker 1 · [2:11:40]
wave crusher.
Speaker 1 · [2:11:41]
K o r b, wave crusher. Wave crusher. Wave crusher, I believe, all 1 word.
Speaker 0 · [2:11:49]
Yes.
Speaker 2 · [2:11:50]
Yes. Capital w, wave crusher,
Speaker 2 · [2:11:54]
lowercase,
Speaker 2 · [2:11:55]
rest of it.
Speaker 1 · [2:11:56]
He’s the best jouster
Speaker 0 · [2:11:59]
that we have right now in the sunken list.
Speaker 3 · [2:12:03]
What’s the sunken list? Was that, like, around around these parts? Are we, like, are we near it? Is that
Speaker 3 · [2:12:10]
Yeah.
Speaker 3 · [2:12:11]
Also, he’s a seahorse. Is this land jousting or underwater jousting?
Speaker 0 · [2:12:16]
Can you The great old cavalrymen
Speaker 0 · [2:12:19]
of Aldani
Speaker 0 · [2:12:20]
were all underwater seahorse riders, so it’s an underwater joust.
Speaker 0 · [2:12:24]
In the great pool beneath the waterfall there,
Speaker 0 · [2:12:28]
about a 100 meters deep,
Speaker 0 · [2:12:30]
you’ll find the sunken mist at the bottom.
Speaker 1 · [2:12:33]
There, you’ll find corn.
Speaker 2 · [2:12:36]
Can you underwater joust
Speaker 2 · [2:12:37]
with a frog with a
Speaker 0 · [2:12:39]
water breathing? An underwater joust with anything that you can breathe underwater. And
Speaker 3 · [2:12:44]
Moghi can can
Speaker 3 · [2:12:47]
breathe underwater underwater too. Right? Can Moggie breathe underwater?
Speaker 4 · [2:12:51]
Hold his breath, like, super long. So
Speaker 1 · [2:12:54]
Let me ask What
Speaker 2 · [2:12:57]
are the stats on this water breathing potion,
Speaker 2 · [2:12:59]
by the way? Wait. You can breathe underwater, can you? Yeah. Water breathing. Yeah. Yeah. Perfect.
Speaker 3 · [2:13:05]
Perfect. And could we give them water breathing potion to Mogham? Because so the 1 who has to wants to wear this armor has to go through this trial.
Speaker 1 · [2:13:14]
Indeed.
Speaker 4 · [2:13:16]
Well, I can’t wear armor. Follow-up question. Can’t wear armor?
Speaker 3 · [2:13:21]
I’m not I don’t wear armor.
Speaker 3 · [2:13:22]
Do
Speaker 1 · [2:13:25]
is this a
Speaker 1 · [2:13:27]
Can anyone wear the armor after,
Speaker 3 · [2:13:30]
say, our buddy wins Like, the the
Speaker 3 · [2:13:35]
would you would you be down to let him share amongst us? Because we’re kinda like
Speaker 3 · [2:13:39]
it’s you know the holy trinity? Have you heard to god? Have you ever heard of, like, a police ruffle?
Speaker 1 · [2:13:45]
If I knew that I was forging
Speaker 1 · [2:13:51]
You’re murder of a cook. Of the cavalryman
Speaker 1 · [2:13:53]
for a noncowardly
Speaker 1 · [2:13:55]
men
Speaker 0 · [2:13:58]
that did not earn it at the list,
Speaker 0 · [2:14:02]
I would be sick. But I don’t leave this area, so
Speaker 0 · [2:14:06]
I will not track you down.
Speaker 1 · [2:14:10]
Right. For the preceding department.
Speaker 1 · [2:14:12]
It’s doubtful. So say say You sound like
Speaker 2 · [2:14:16]
the dude at college that sold to underage
Speaker 2 · [2:14:20]
kids.
Speaker 2 · [2:14:21]
I’m not gonna answer you a h. Let’s just say I don’t know what happens once you leave my 7 11.
Speaker 1 · [2:14:28]
Let’s just say Bonzo
Speaker 3 · [2:14:29]
were to participate in this joust,
Speaker 3 · [2:14:32]
but
Speaker 3 · [2:14:34]
Bodius and I and Faf wanted to be fitted custom for armor as well.
Speaker 1 · [2:14:40]
You would make 4
Speaker 3 · [2:14:42]
to 6 sets of armor, also including for a giant toad and small turret. Forge only 1 set
Speaker 0 · [2:14:49]
of this armor.
Speaker 0 · [2:14:53]
Right. Set. So, like, multiple copies. Just 1 set of this armor. If you’re looking for a barding armor for a mount, seahorse
Speaker 0 · [2:15:02]
of some type,
Speaker 1 · [2:15:04]
I can make barding armor.
Speaker 0 · [2:15:08]
Whatever. Barding armor. Barding
Speaker 1 · [2:15:11]
armor? Yeah. That’s what it’s called when, like, horses got armor on. Mhmm. Mhmm. Mhmm. Mhmm. And I just said Yeah. Well, so we’ll probably want that for Moghammer.
Speaker 2 · [2:15:19]
You got you got anything good for a frog?
Speaker 0 · [2:15:23]
Yeah. I mean, I think all that botting armor on the wall over there, 1 of those would fit nice.
Speaker 2 · [2:15:28]
What’s your surprise for that
Speaker 2 · [2:15:31]
old frog armor?
Speaker 0 · [2:15:32]
Yeah. It’s 10 crawfish.
Speaker 1 · [2:15:34]
K. Consider it done.
Speaker 1 · [2:15:37]
Lock that in.
Speaker 2 · [2:15:39]
I’ll buy the barding armor for Moghammer.
Speaker 0 · [2:15:42]
It’s chain mail barding armor.
Speaker 1 · [2:15:55]
Are you gonna
Speaker 1 · [2:15:57]
offer yourself?
Speaker 1 · [2:15:58]
I’d like to
Speaker 2 · [2:16:02]
how do you equip Moghammer
Speaker 2 · [2:16:04]
with chainmail and barding armor? How does that work? Armor?
Speaker 1 · [2:16:07]
Is he a character or no? Well, if I But I don’t wear armor, and can do a lot of them.
Speaker 1 · [2:16:13]
He’s a companion.
Speaker 1 · [2:16:17]
14 is a companion. And
Speaker 1 · [2:16:19]
I have a 14 armor, but I like it. He’s
Speaker 2 · [2:16:22]
got 2 every time I use mine.
Speaker 2 · [2:16:25]
I believe it Does he have an armor
Speaker 4 · [2:16:27]
class? Or Yeah. If he had an armor class, it’s 11. He does, but it’s, like, written in the notes on the item. Can we, like, modify
Speaker 2 · [2:16:35]
that somehow? Or Yeah. I’ve already subtracted the inventory. I don’t know how you wanna keep track of that. You know? But
Speaker 2 · [2:16:42]
So you’re giving him armor right now? He’s got he’s got armor now. What?
Speaker 0 · [2:16:47]
Because I gave it to him. Yeah. I bought it. I bought it. Was
Speaker 0 · [2:16:50]
this is it the Aldani special 1? No. Because that’s for A martyr. Have you It raises his armor class. I
Speaker 1 · [2:16:59]
was doing a thing.
Speaker 4 · [2:17:02]
It raises his gonna say been quiet for a while. Yeah. I was doing a thing. It raises I had to put my computer away because it was gonna keep doing the thing. What
Speaker 0 · [2:17:09]
were you doing?
Speaker 2 · [2:17:13]
I was plugging in my chat GPT
Speaker 2 · [2:17:16]
to be able to ingest the
Speaker 4 · [2:17:22]
repository that we built every week before the session so I can just ask you questions.
Speaker 3 · [2:17:27]
Alright.
Speaker 3 · [2:17:29]
I see. You’re you’re
Speaker 2 · [2:17:31]
you’re web scraping my
Speaker 2 · [2:17:35]
Oh, you’re My fucking cloud You’re you’re in. My Cloudflare protected website?
Speaker 1 · [2:17:40]
Yeah.
Speaker 2 · [2:17:40]
Dude, just use just use the GitHub. You you have access to the full GitHub. No. I gave ChatGPT access to my full GitHub so they can use your Yeah. So it can just download the repository.
Speaker 1 · [2:17:51]
It has. Okay. And your AI is Is that a purple? And it has More AI.
Speaker 0 · [2:17:56]
Okay. With the Barding Armor,
Speaker 0 · [2:17:59]
my camera’s armor class is now at 16.
Speaker 2 · [2:18:03]
I mean chain mail body armor. You’re freaking you’re actually freaking me out. I mean, I have to make sure that your your AI can can’t fuck with the GitHub. I don’t know if you have, like That’s like a like freaking PR. PR
Speaker 0 · [2:18:16]
push access. Alright. What are y’all doing? Have you been listening to any of this, Ian?
Speaker 4 · [2:18:20]
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, my arm hammer’s got new armor.
Speaker 2 · [2:18:26]
What what does it raise it to, his armor? 16. 6. Holy shit. Really? Yeah. What was he at? That’s a huge unlock. I think you should just
Speaker 1 · [2:18:34]
stop here or something.
Speaker 1 · [2:18:38]
I’d like to share something with you. Moghammer’s not in my inventory.
Speaker 4 · [2:18:42]
It’s in party inventory.
Speaker 1 · [2:18:45]
Can’t leave this room then.
Speaker 1 · [2:18:48]
Right. We trust as
Speaker 0 · [2:18:52]
much as manuals.
Speaker 4 · [2:18:55]
Armor glass goes to 16 this claw.
Speaker 1 · [2:18:59]
I’d like to
Speaker 1 · [2:19:01]
pull the claw out of my pants, but it’s obviously a huge bulge.
Speaker 1 · [2:19:05]
Oh, as soon as you go, he’s like, 1
Speaker 1 · [2:19:10]
of the 6.
Speaker 1 · [2:19:12]
How come you buy this?
Speaker 1 · [2:19:18]
It’s given to me.
Speaker 1 · [2:19:20]
Of course. As it always was.
Speaker 1 · [2:19:23]
As it was.
Speaker 3 · [2:19:25]
What can you tell me about this?
Speaker 0 · [2:19:29]
It is a powerful old claw.
Speaker 0 · [2:19:33]
There were 6 of them
Speaker 0 · [2:19:35]
scattered across
Speaker 0 · [2:19:37]
all the lands.
Speaker 1 · [2:19:39]
2
Speaker 1 · [2:19:40]
remain amongst the Aldani here.
Speaker 1 · [2:19:45]
This 1
Speaker 1 · [2:19:47]
is especially
Speaker 1 · [2:19:49]
powerful,
Speaker 0 · [2:19:52]
but only I can see already that you have not
Speaker 1 · [2:19:56]
been tried as a crustacean.
Speaker 3 · [2:20:00]
You’re right. I haven’t. It weeps.
Speaker 1 · [2:20:04]
You should go forth. Alright? If you walk around, I I gave you my trust, so I won’t ring my anvil now to call out, but you should go.
Speaker 1 · [2:20:13]
Show it around. Walk proudly, bravely with the claw. It is yours. Take it.
Speaker 3 · [2:20:19]
And I will go through a trial for it.
Speaker 1 · [2:20:22]
As it always was.
Speaker 3 · [2:20:25]
Can you tell me about this trial?
Speaker 1 · [2:20:30]
Only those
Speaker 0 · [2:20:34]
elders elders and those that possess the claw, man.
Speaker 1 · [2:20:43]
Okay.
Speaker 0 · [2:20:44]
I do not know of this tribe.
Speaker 0 · [2:20:47]
I was a list man, jousting.
Speaker 0 · [2:20:50]
This is about what I do.
Speaker 0 · [2:20:52]
The claw is
Speaker 0 · [2:20:54]
powerful, but I remember that.
Speaker 0 · [2:20:56]
No. It was.
Speaker 0 · [2:20:58]
Oh, don’t say that. Until he pulls out his peg leg. Oh,
Speaker 3 · [2:21:03]
Does he walk into the table?
Speaker 1 · [2:21:06]
Liam pulled on
Speaker 1 · [2:21:09]
2 years ago.
Speaker 1 · [2:21:11]
Oh, shit.
Speaker 1 · [2:21:12]
I heard. Deep in the basin.
Speaker 1 · [2:21:15]
Oh,
Speaker 1 · [2:21:16]
sick.
Speaker 1 · [2:21:19]
Yeah. Took my leg right off. Oh.
Speaker 0 · [2:21:22]
But it wasn’t my swimming leg or my tail, so I still get a lot. Probably worse.
Speaker 1 · [2:21:29]
You’re swimming Aren’t you, like That’s my leg. Crustaceans, I think, kinda grow their legs back.
Speaker 1 · [2:21:35]
No. Oh, sorry.
Speaker 3 · [2:21:37]
Next year with something else. Totally
Speaker 1 · [2:21:40]
wrong. Oh,
Speaker 1 · [2:21:42]
damn. I’m sorry about to hear that.
Speaker 0 · [2:21:45]
Walk
Speaker 1 · [2:21:48]
brave bravely. She said I’m sorry about to do that. I’m sorry about Walk bravely through the town, law man, and maybe you’ll learn its
Speaker 1 · [2:21:55]
truth.
Speaker 1 · [2:21:57]
K.
Speaker 1 · [2:21:58]
I’m inspired now. You should shake his hand. K.
Speaker 1 · [2:22:01]
Can I shake your claw,
Speaker 1 · [2:22:03]
my claw?
Speaker 1 · [2:22:12]
I like to probably equip the claw again.
Speaker 1 · [2:22:16]
What do any of y’all?
Speaker 1 · [2:22:19]
Oh, do you also have a in
Speaker 1 · [2:22:21]
stock?
Speaker 1 · [2:22:23]
No. No.
Speaker 1 · [2:22:24]
No.
Speaker 1 · [2:22:26]
Alright.
Speaker 0 · [2:22:28]
Would any of y’all be
Speaker 0 · [2:22:31]
trying to
Speaker 1 · [2:22:33]
this should I keep this to
Speaker 1 · [2:22:35]
begin with?
Speaker 3 · [2:22:37]
Well, we have to do those things to get it right. So maybe give that back 1st,
Speaker 3 · [2:22:43]
actually.
Speaker 1 · [2:22:44]
We never gave it to you. Very well. We’re
Speaker 1 · [2:22:47]
just gonna hold on to it.
Speaker 1 · [2:22:49]
The what?
Speaker 1 · [2:22:51]
But I would like to enter the next
Speaker 1 · [2:22:58]
Yeah. Why don’t you do it? I don’t know what the heck.
Speaker 1 · [2:23:02]
We all take turns barking. Can I give them that?
Speaker 3 · [2:23:05]
Where am at? We all take turns?
Speaker 3 · [2:23:08]
Yeah. I wanna enter the next
Speaker 3 · [2:23:11]
chest.
Speaker 0 · [2:23:12]
All you have to do is go to the something list?
Speaker 1 · [2:23:15]
I I walk.
Speaker 1 · [2:23:18]
Actually,
Speaker 1 · [2:23:21]
couple of quick questions real quick.
Speaker 3 · [2:23:25]
What weapons are allowed?
Speaker 1 · [2:23:27]
What what is what is the directly to the What is the lances. The lances.
Speaker 1 · [2:23:40]
Right. How about a longer sword absorbing it? Yeah. Lances. But if it if it’s
Speaker 1 · [2:23:47]
you can submit your Have a story to the free borrow.
Speaker 0 · [2:23:51]
The down And that’s how the Oh, everything will be. Yeah. So the rentals
Speaker 1 · [2:23:56]
Republish Republish the the. Website. Yeah. Right. Okay. Cool. I think we should all go down to the list.
Speaker 2 · [2:24:02]
What? List? The list? Yeah. Underneath the waterfall. Is there a list?
Speaker 0 · [2:24:07]
List? Yeah. Like a list. Right. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [2:24:13]
I walk I walk there.
Speaker 2 · [2:24:15]
What’s the other there was another merchant. Right?
Speaker 0 · [2:24:20]
I’m not sure that I know of another merchant.
Speaker 2 · [2:24:24]
Oh, okay. Would I just wanted to double check with this guy.
Speaker 2 · [2:24:29]
Is there any cool
Speaker 1 · [2:24:32]
Hold on. Other Where are you going?
Speaker 3 · [2:24:36]
Gonna fall to
Speaker 3 · [2:24:37]
what’s the list?
Speaker 0 · [2:24:39]
To
Speaker 0 · [2:24:41]
the list? The
Speaker 1 · [2:24:43]
sunken list. The sunken.
Speaker 0 · [2:24:47]
I
Speaker 0 · [2:24:49]
don’t see your guy. Oh, there you are.
Speaker 0 · [2:24:53]
As you’re walking
Speaker 0 · [2:24:55]
around
Speaker 0 · [2:24:57]
following
Speaker 0 · [2:24:59]
2 old Donnie come racing down,
Speaker 0 · [2:25:02]
peering her claw.
Speaker 0 · [2:25:07]
And they’re immediately like, the claws are 10. The claws are 10. The claws return.
Speaker 1 · [2:25:13]
The claws return.
Speaker 0 · [2:25:15]
Oh, the claw.
Speaker 0 · [2:25:18]
Oh,
Speaker 0 · [2:25:19]
don’t mention this might happen. Yes. It happened really quickly. Oh,
Speaker 0 · [2:25:24]
the claw.
Speaker 0 · [2:25:25]
And this is
Speaker 0 · [2:25:29]
1 of them is yells,
Speaker 0 · [2:25:31]
mulak. Mulak. Come. And then Moo Lak yells,
Speaker 0 · [2:25:36]
yes,
Speaker 0 · [2:25:37]
Yes, Get him. Get him. Get him. Get him. Him. Get him. Get him. Now now now. Child child child. Ritual.
Speaker 0 · [2:25:42]
Ritual.
Speaker 0 · [2:25:44]
We haven’t done 1 of these since I was a boy. And you could tell they’re both wearing
Speaker 0 · [2:25:49]
special claws
Speaker 0 · [2:25:50]
with their own Oh. 0. That are over their own claws. So they have, like, a double claw.
Speaker 0 · [2:25:57]
It’s a claw stack. It’s a claw glove.
Speaker 0 · [2:26:00]
It’s sort of like a claw glove for them, but they kind of spread out into
Speaker 1 · [2:26:05]
double pencil. I like the size of my is it, like, bigger than my claw? Like, I’m a little self conscious about my claw. No.
Speaker 0 · [2:26:11]
No. Your claw is similar. They all look like
Speaker 0 · [2:26:15]
10 foot claws. A little bit bigger. And they come around and they wrap, and they’re like,
Speaker 1 · [2:26:20]
what is your name?
Speaker 3 · [2:26:22]
My name is Bonzo.
Speaker 1 · [2:26:25]
Bonzo, a
Speaker 1 · [2:26:26]
man of the claw.
Speaker 1 · [2:26:28]
Are you ready? Are you ready? And they’re hearing you.
Speaker 0 · [2:26:32]
Yeah. I wish. I think so. Yeah. I think I’m ready. Come with us. Come with us. And they ferret you up into this triangle
Speaker 0 · [2:26:41]
of
Speaker 0 · [2:26:42]
huts.
Speaker 1 · [2:26:44]
So
Speaker 1 · [2:26:46]
you should add your
Speaker 1 · [2:26:48]
character sheet. It’s probably pretty old.
Speaker 2 · [2:26:56]
The
Speaker 1 · [2:27:12]
just wanted to come up the path. I heard all the ruckus. And I Right. You’re seeing Bonzo getting carried away
Speaker 0 · [2:27:18]
by them, these jovial and excited
Speaker 0 · [2:27:22]
bloats, mulac,
Speaker 0 · [2:27:23]
and blah blah blah.
Speaker 0 · [2:27:25]
And they as you’re approaching approaching these these huts, huts, you you start start to to feel feel a a a heat coming off the central 1.
Speaker 0 · [2:27:31]
And they pull back
Speaker 0 · [2:27:34]
a heavy
Speaker 0 · [2:27:35]
thatched
Speaker 0 · [2:27:36]
curtain
Speaker 0 · [2:27:37]
and just sort of flump
Speaker 0 · [2:27:39]
you in.
Speaker 0 · [2:27:40]
And in the middle
Speaker 0 · [2:27:43]
is a
Speaker 0 · [2:27:45]
massive
Speaker 0 · [2:27:47]
rock fire
Speaker 0 · [2:27:48]
going with heavy hot stones over coals and
Speaker 0 · [2:27:54]
a basin of water
Speaker 0 · [2:27:56]
above it that is steaming
Speaker 0 · [2:27:59]
the whole
Speaker 0 · [2:28:01]
room.
Speaker 0 · [2:28:02]
And they sit you down on your butt,
Speaker 0 · [2:28:05]
and then they sit next.
Speaker 0 · [2:28:08]
And they
Speaker 0 · [2:28:10]
look at you through the steam, sweat already pouring off their shells.
Speaker 0 · [2:28:15]
You’re like,
Speaker 0 · [2:28:17]
are you ready, Bonzo?
Speaker 1 · [2:28:20]
I’m ready.
Speaker 0 · [2:28:22]
Do you know
Speaker 1 · [2:28:24]
what this trial entails?
Speaker 1 · [2:28:25]
Mudok,
Speaker 1 · [2:28:26]
1 of those. Don’t mess with him. I’m
Speaker 1 · [2:28:29]
sorry. Mudok says,
Speaker 0 · [2:28:32]
we know you do not know.
Speaker 0 · [2:28:34]
I know.
Speaker 1 · [2:28:36]
We will sit here
Speaker 1 · [2:28:38]
and feel the heat upon our shelves
Speaker 1 · [2:28:42]
for 1 hour,
Speaker 1 · [2:28:45]
and then we shall begin.
Speaker 1 · [2:28:48]
Okay.
Speaker 1 · [2:28:48]
Preparation is already underway. Blah blah blah.
Speaker 0 · [2:28:52]
Contacted.
Speaker 0 · [2:28:56]
Van Cleef’s
Speaker 0 · [2:28:58]
son who will be administering the ritual. Van Cleef himself
Speaker 0 · [2:29:02]
went missing.
Speaker 1 · [2:29:05]
3
Speaker 1 · [2:29:07]
weeks past.
Speaker 1 · [2:29:09]
Van Cleef. Van Cleef. Van Cleef.
Speaker 1 · [2:29:12]
The administer
Speaker 1 · [2:29:13]
of the trial. He was gone.
Speaker 0 · [2:29:18]
Walked away in the middle of the night and said,
Speaker 0 · [2:29:20]
dear. Don’t tell him that. Blow it up. You’re not shy. Don’t tell him that. It’s a drive. There you go. Van Cleef’s son will book in the preparations. We will sit in silence in the sweat lodge as is the way of the old the new Aldani in preparation.
Speaker 0 · [2:29:34]
Claws open.
Speaker 1 · [2:29:38]
I’d like to
Speaker 1 · [2:29:39]
look around and, like, do the same thing.
Speaker 0 · [2:29:44]
And so that begins
Speaker 0 · [2:29:46]
a 1 hour waiting time.
Speaker 2 · [2:29:48]
Wow. That’s happening. I’m over still at this armor guy.
Speaker 2 · [2:29:52]
I’m I’m asking him if he’s got any
Speaker 2 · [2:29:55]
any good,
Speaker 1 · [2:29:57]
you know,
Speaker 2 · [2:30:00]
jock strap
Speaker 2 · [2:30:01]
related armor or any you know, something light and
Speaker 2 · [2:30:05]
agile.
Speaker 2 · [2:30:07]
You know?
Speaker 2 · [2:30:09]
Something
Speaker 2 · [2:30:11]
sexy
Speaker 2 · [2:30:13]
maybe? Or but
Speaker 2 · [2:30:17]
you got anything useful for me? A chalk strap? Or, like,
Speaker 2 · [2:30:22]
maybe, like, a a toastful
Speaker 1 · [2:30:25]
choker.
Speaker 0 · [2:30:28]
A neck choker
Speaker 0 · [2:30:30]
armor piece, or like a
Speaker 2 · [2:30:34]
or like a cool
Speaker 1 · [2:30:37]
a cool hat,
Speaker 2 · [2:30:40]
or like a
Speaker 2 · [2:30:41]
what kind of armor you got?
Speaker 1 · [2:30:43]
Light or
Speaker 1 · [2:30:48]
medium.
Speaker 2 · [2:30:49]
Either 1.
Speaker 2 · [2:30:51]
Yeah. Shields even. I could do that if you a shield? No.
Speaker 2 · [2:30:56]
You don’t have light, medium, or shield?
Speaker 0 · [2:31:00]
I do have some
Speaker 1 · [2:31:02]
chain mail thing. It doesn’t help me.
Speaker 0 · [2:31:08]
I can’t use that.
Speaker 1 · [2:31:11]
It’s just there’s a heavy
Speaker 0 · [2:31:12]
armor kinda guy. Damn.
Speaker 0 · [2:31:16]
Can’t establish when you’re running around here. There’s
Speaker 2 · [2:31:19]
no light armor. Alright. So it’s the it was the apothecary and this guy, and those were the 2 merchants?
Speaker 2 · [2:31:26]
Yeah. Oh, there’s also Boo Blob.
Speaker 2 · [2:31:29]
Shoot. The shaman?
Speaker 2 · [2:31:30]
Shoot the shaman. Shoot the shaman. He doesn’t sell shit, though, does he? No. We don’t. We gotta talk to him. Alright. I’m gonna get Mosquito to show him. Find Shub.
Speaker 2 · [2:31:39]
I’m finding Shub. I’m gonna track him down. Where was he? He’s right here. Oh, there he did have some
Speaker 2 · [2:31:46]
seahorse skin leather armor. Alright. I’m coming back. I’m back.
Speaker 2 · [2:31:51]
Seahorse skin leather armor, you said? Yes. What does that entail?
Speaker 0 · [2:31:56]
It is
Speaker 3 · [2:31:59]
armor class. So because I got plus 13?
Speaker 2 · [2:32:02]
Don’t have that fight. I got the tattoo. I’m listening to bad news.
Speaker 0 · [2:32:07]
And it’s it’s it’s 5
Speaker 0 · [2:32:09]
5 crawfish?
Speaker 2 · [2:32:11]
Get yourself a deal. What does it look like? Describe
Speaker 1 · [2:32:16]
it to me.
Speaker 0 · [2:32:20]
Tight tunic thing, little pauldron here,
Speaker 0 · [2:32:24]
and there are it’s mostly leather.
Speaker 0 · [2:32:27]
Looks like normal leather, but with some glistening
Speaker 0 · [2:32:30]
sort of iridescence
Speaker 0 · [2:32:32]
through it.
Speaker 1 · [2:32:34]
That is a sign of the seahorse I like that. That came from.
Speaker 1 · [2:32:38]
Okay.
Speaker 2 · [2:32:40]
I purchased that.
Speaker 0 · [2:32:42]
Yeah. So that would be, like, studded leather armor plus 1.
Speaker 1 · [2:32:47]
Mhmm. We’re
Speaker 2 · [2:32:59]
gonna go over to that shaman here. Yeah. Didn’t you wanna go to the shaman? I’d like to get to see Shoe. Where Shoe again? The sweat lodge is getting sweaty.
Speaker 0 · [2:33:10]
Bonzo,
Speaker 0 · [2:33:12]
roll
Speaker 1 · [2:33:13]
for
Speaker 1 · [2:33:19]
no.
Speaker 0 · [2:33:25]
Roll for survival.
Speaker 1 · [2:33:28]
18
Speaker 1 · [2:33:33]
plus 1.
Speaker 0 · [2:33:35]
The sweat isn’t phasing you. The heat
Speaker 0 · [2:33:39]
is coming into your skin and then pouring right back out perfectly.
Speaker 0 · [2:33:45]
Moolock,
Speaker 0 · [2:33:46]
devout in the ritual, does not open his eyes even for a 2nd, but blood a lot more
Speaker 0 · [2:33:53]
wily and
Speaker 0 · [2:33:54]
mischievous, peaks with 1 eye
Speaker 0 · [2:33:58]
and gives a slight nod of approval
Speaker 0 · [2:34:00]
seeing you undaunted and undoubled from the heat.
Speaker 0 · [2:34:06]
The time is getting closer. You can hear
Speaker 1 · [2:34:23]
Sorry.
Speaker 0 · [2:34:24]
We gotta take a call.
Speaker 0 · [2:34:27]
What?
Speaker 2 · [2:34:28]
I missed a call. Sorry. What’s this shit called again? It was a
Speaker 1 · [2:34:36]
seahorse.
Speaker 1 · [2:34:40]
Seahorse letter over.
Speaker 1 · [2:34:55]
K.
Speaker 4 · [2:34:58]
Good.
Speaker 0 · [2:35:29]
Alright. Sorry, guys. I got a little distracted.
Speaker 2 · [2:35:34]
Ian’s gonna yell at me if he knows how little I know of what’s going on with it. So fucking live me in, please. We’re on this weird little island area.
Speaker 1 · [2:35:43]
And
Speaker 1 · [2:35:44]
Yeah. Yeah. Christ.
Speaker 3 · [2:35:50]
There’s a few trials. I don’t know.
Speaker 1 · [2:35:54]
We’ll do.
Speaker 3 · [2:35:56]
Shub,
Speaker 3 · [2:35:58]
the shaman will tell us
Speaker 0 · [2:36:02]
something
Speaker 0 · [2:36:03]
important,
Speaker 0 · [2:36:04]
and I want to talk to him.
Speaker 0 · [2:36:08]
Very good. You wanna walk over to Chubas in the sweat lodge,
Speaker 0 · [2:36:12]
moo lock and blow the log and wait. Time
Speaker 0 · [2:36:15]
is taking the air waiting for
Speaker 0 · [2:36:17]
the preparations to arrive.
Speaker 1 · [2:36:20]
I just go up to this building. Go up to it. Knock on the door. And and you hear, and I know creepy voice,
Speaker 0 · [2:36:28]
come.
Speaker 1 · [2:36:30]
Come.
Speaker 0 · [2:36:32]
I sprinted.
Speaker 0 · [2:36:34]
And inside, you see
Speaker 1 · [2:36:36]
a lobster
Speaker 0 · [2:36:40]
draped with blanketry everywhere. And all it’s showing is his face
Speaker 0 · [2:36:45]
pink and bright and yet
Speaker 0 · [2:36:48]
1 would think old in its pinkishness. They’re young, but it’s quite old.
Speaker 0 · [2:36:53]
And then you can see his 2 claws
Speaker 1 · [2:36:55]
scarred and
Speaker 1 · [2:36:57]
mulak.
Speaker 1 · [2:36:58]
Yes, Moghammer. We’re just The preparations are ready. Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [2:37:02]
Van Cleef’s son comes.
Speaker 0 · [2:37:08]
The has
Speaker 0 · [2:37:11]
arrived.
Speaker 1 · [2:37:15]
What?
Speaker 1 · [2:37:16]
Thank you. Alright.
Speaker 1 · [2:37:20]
Bye, Neil. Bye, Neil. What?
Speaker 1 · [2:37:22]
As is the old tradition,
Speaker 0 · [2:37:25]
there is only 1 way to prove you worthy the other claw.
Speaker 0 · [2:37:30]
Your crustaceanism must be tested.
Speaker 0 · [2:37:33]
In the ancient tradition, same as it always was.
Speaker 0 · [2:37:36]
Same as it always was.
Speaker 0 · [2:37:42]
The sweatpulls.
Speaker 1 · [2:37:44]
Treadmill.
Speaker 1 · [2:37:48]
Raise your clump and repeat after me.
Speaker 0 · [2:37:51]
Only
Speaker 0 · [2:37:55]
a true Aldani.
Speaker 1 · [2:37:57]
Only
Speaker 1 · [2:37:58]
a true Aldani.
Speaker 1 · [2:38:00]
Can consume
Speaker 1 · [2:38:03]
Can consume.
Speaker 1 · [2:38:04]
Shit.
Speaker 2 · [2:38:06]
Mini aged
Speaker 2 · [2:38:08]
monkfish.
Speaker 1 · [2:38:09]
Mini
Speaker 1 · [2:38:10]
aged monkfish.
Speaker 1 · [2:38:12]
You will have 1 hour starting at the clap of my next claw
Speaker 0 · [2:38:17]
to eat 100
Speaker 0 · [2:38:19]
aged monkfish.
Speaker 0 · [2:38:21]
To fail is to lose the claw
Speaker 0 · [2:38:24]
forever.
Speaker 2 · [2:38:25]
What? What
Speaker 2 · [2:38:26]
is in that?
Speaker 1 · [2:38:31]
Do I have to repeat that?
Speaker 1 · [2:38:33]
You
Speaker 1 · [2:38:34]
may
Speaker 1 · [2:38:38]
begin.
Speaker 0 · [2:38:56]
Is such.
Speaker 0 · [2:39:00]
As Moolock and Blug of Lug explained, you have to eat 100
Speaker 0 · [2:39:03]
eggs a month fish
Speaker 0 · [2:39:05]
in 1 hour.
Speaker 1 · [2:39:08]
To
Speaker 1 · [2:39:10]
do this, you will roll
Speaker 0 · [2:39:13]
6 d 20.
Speaker 1 · [2:39:15]
K.
Speaker 2 · [2:39:16]
The number of which will inform you You should do it all at once.
Speaker 0 · [2:39:20]
Yeah. How many mugfish you consume. If you are under
Speaker 1 · [2:39:26]
that,
Speaker 0 · [2:39:28]
you can consume
Speaker 0 · [2:39:29]
hard boiled egg
Speaker 0 · [2:39:31]
at a rate of
Speaker 0 · [2:39:34]
10 monkfish per egg.
Speaker 1 · [2:39:36]
10 monkfish per
Speaker 1 · [2:39:42]
day. That’s
Speaker 1 · [2:39:43]
that’s 10 a?
Speaker 1 · [2:39:45]
No.
Speaker 1 · [2:39:46]
Whatever the difference is from what you rolled.
Speaker 1 · [2:39:49]
If you rolled all twenties, then you would not need to consume any ads. Oh, gotcha. I see. I see. You can roll 2 d tens too and control that too and add those 2 together. Right. You’d D 20 is only 20. D 20 is only 20. I’d see. No. That’s a d.
Speaker 2 · [2:40:03]
I mean, you got a ton of d tens. Yeah. Got 1.
Speaker 1 · [2:40:06]
Yeah.
Speaker 0 · [2:40:08]
Oh, yeah. I I think that’s all 1 at a time.
Speaker 3 · [2:40:12]
For
Speaker 3 · [2:40:13]
the drama?
Speaker 3 · [2:40:14]
Alright. 60.
Speaker 0 · [2:40:16]
Alright. Yeah. Stop at the the 3rd 1,
Speaker 1 · [2:40:20]
Speaker 1 · [2:40:21]
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 · [2:40:27]
What is that? 9.
Speaker 1 · [2:40:29]
29
Speaker 1 · [2:40:30]
monkfish.
Speaker 1 · [2:40:34]
- Insane. Strong.
Speaker 3 · [2:40:37]
45 month fish. Stop at 3, you said? You’re good.
Speaker 2 · [2:40:42]
Speaker 1 · [2:40:45]
Speaker 1 · [2:40:48]
Nice.
Speaker 1 · [2:40:49]
Oh.
Speaker 1 · [2:40:50]
- 71
Speaker 1 · [2:40:52]
monkfish.
Speaker 3 · [2:40:53]
- At least 3.
Speaker 1 · [2:40:57]
Right now.
Speaker 1 · [2:41:00]
Speaker 1 · [2:41:02]
Speaker 3 · [2:41:04]
- 9 monkfish.
Speaker 3 · [2:41:06]
79?
Speaker 1 · [2:41:07]
3 hard boiled eggs. 3.
Speaker 0 · [2:41:10]
What makes it 3? 2 gets them to 99.
Speaker 4 · [2:41:13]
How do you know they’re hard boiled?
Speaker 1 · [2:41:15]
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 · [2:41:18]
That’s Oh, it’s only so just 2 in monkfish?
Speaker 1 · [2:41:21]
It’s just what? It’s really nice. 79
Speaker 1 · [2:41:24]
monkfish. I
Speaker 2 · [2:41:25]
don’t know I don’t understand what the math means. Yeah. It looks like What do you mean? How
Speaker 2 · [2:41:29]
many eggs does he have to eat? He has 1 egg. Enough eggs to cover the difference. Gotcha.
Speaker 1 · [2:41:34]
K.
Speaker 2 · [2:41:35]
What? Can he get an assist?
Speaker 1 · [2:41:38]
I’ll drink too. There’s no there’s no there’s only 2 people. There’s no 1 else in the lodge. This is this is Bonzo’s task. As a 1.
Speaker 1 · [2:41:46]
Can I request a little salt and pepper? Yes.
Speaker 1 · [2:41:50]
Course.
Speaker 1 · [2:41:52]
Hard boiled egg day used to be my least favorite at camp.
Speaker 1 · [2:41:56]
There
Speaker 1 · [2:41:57]
is a day You love them. For hard boiled eggs. Oh, every Sunday when I worked at camp. Oh, that oop. That’s soaking it over some time. Oh, I should trouble solving that. Actually, maybe a little
Speaker 3 · [2:42:08]
alright. Me this.
Speaker 3 · [2:42:10]
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 · [2:42:14]
They’re wet. They’re juicy.
Speaker 4 · [2:42:18]
Who boiled who boiled these?
Speaker 0 · [2:42:21]
Neil boiled them. I don’t know if he said I never boiled an egg in altitude.
Speaker 1 · [2:42:26]
Oh,
Speaker 1 · [2:42:27]
I think so. He’s he’s literally never boiled an egg at altitude. He was like, I guess I’ll figure out how to boil eggs.
Speaker 2 · [2:42:33]
Can’t tell if it’s a soft boil. That’s a good 1 right there.
Speaker 1 · [2:42:36]
Me put a little bit of this. Yeah. Do that. Good good peel.
Speaker 1 · [2:42:41]
That was a good peel. The knock had Oh my god. How do y’all twist it? Like, sorry. I gotta I gotta take a call real quick. Really got me too. I was like, hell, worked. The little grindy eggs. Well, I texted him. He wasn’t pretty.
Speaker 1 · [2:42:53]
Alright. Just pepper too.
Speaker 1 · [2:42:56]
Crack
Speaker 1 · [2:42:58]
that on there. Yeah. This is a You got a twist. Old fashioned twist for twisty.
Speaker 2 · [2:43:10]
Okay. I’ll that’ll be 3 egg drop. Is it a warm 1? Warm egg? Can we help him approximate it?
Speaker 4 · [2:43:21]
Pretty good? Yeah. That’s actually Yeah. You know, pushing updates straight to the sauce store now. Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1 · [2:43:29]
But Oh.
Speaker 0 · [2:43:31]
This
Speaker 0 · [2:43:32]
is why I was like, maybe don’t bring out the dessert. I don’t know.
Speaker 0 · [2:43:36]
I felt like it would’ve been really unfair
Speaker 1 · [2:43:38]
if, like, you rolled left. Like But I need all 6. See, I would’ve actually thought it’d rough. 3 is manageable.
Speaker 4 · [2:44:01]
Me a little too soon. It’s good. What do mean?
Speaker 0 · [2:44:04]
It’s a
Speaker 0 · [2:44:06]
an egg eating competition.
Speaker 0 · [2:44:07]
It’s a muskfish eating competition.
Speaker 3 · [2:44:11]
Did did you tell Mia why he did these or did she just
Speaker 1 · [2:44:16]
Yeah. I get it. So
Speaker 1 · [2:44:19]
you told him that
Speaker 1 · [2:44:21]
Bonzo was going to see the Aldani
Speaker 1 · [2:44:24]
and lobster trial.
Speaker 0 · [2:44:26]
Yes. Yeah. And he and I was like, this is all fiction. I was like, I’m falling a 100%.
Speaker 1 · [2:44:31]
Was like
Speaker 3 · [2:44:35]
Dale was like, yeah. I got it. He was like, that 100%.
Speaker 1 · [2:44:42]
I think this is delightful.
Speaker 1 · [2:44:44]
This is delightful.
Speaker 1 · [2:44:48]
Did you know that at the same time, Jane is just like, so what was going on up there? Yeah. I know. I know. She’s like, I I don’t get it. I don’t get it. You gotta explain this, Neil. And he’s like, I don’t fucking know.
Speaker 0 · [2:45:02]
Is that the 3rd egg on the top, or is this number 2? We’re
Speaker 1 · [2:45:06]
at 99 months ago. Where did I sit with this? I was really scared. We’re gonna go to smoked tent. What is it? Smoked tent. Really? Very embarrassing.
Speaker 1 · [2:45:16]
All the weird
Speaker 1 · [2:45:18]
like, sticking on their teeth while they bite. I love hard boiled. It’s so hard. It’s just fucking Oh, okay. I agree.
Speaker 2 · [2:45:27]
Almost good at soft boiled egg, though. I get a little taste. Mhmm. There’s a nice soup.
Speaker 2 · [2:45:33]
Is it tequila?
Speaker 1 · [2:45:35]
It’s mezcal.
Speaker 1 · [2:45:36]
Mezcal.
Speaker 3 · [2:45:39]
It’s very With the truffle
Speaker 2 · [2:45:42]
No. Everybody else Oaxaca.
Speaker 3 · [2:45:45]
Nice, dude. Bro, that can’t be told me about that. Yeah. I’ll take that picture. You brought you think you bring that back? Yeah. I could try to bring some from Oaxaca, and they
Speaker 3 · [2:45:53]
You must get it from me. Really? Yeah. They don’t let you bring it into the airport. Wait. Keith, can I have a little scathing
Speaker 0 · [2:45:59]
that? It’s
Speaker 3 · [2:46:02]
very special. Maybe wash down this. A little bit. Like, a little bit.
Speaker 3 · [2:46:06]
Just a tad. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [2:46:12]
Oh, he’s dipping?
Speaker 2 · [2:46:14]
Oh, yeah. Put a little spice on that. I’m impressed by the way. I approve of this.
Speaker 1 · [2:46:20]
I thought I thought they weren’t gonna be hard boiling. You’re gonna have prairie oyster with things.
Speaker 2 · [2:46:25]
Mhmm. That would have been I used to take care of. You guys ever eat a prairie oyster?
Speaker 3 · [2:46:30]
What? Prairie oyster? Straight up egg. It’s a raw egg with
Speaker 4 · [2:46:35]
Worcestershire sauce, doggy sauce, and hot sauce. You should drink it. That actually sounds pretty good. It’s so good. Well
Speaker 1 · [2:46:43]
It’s a great way to get protein.
Speaker 1 · [2:46:50]
I just like a protein shake.
Speaker 1 · [2:46:53]
Your character wears the Mithril 0.5 plate. Correct? Yes. K. I’m
Speaker 4 · [2:46:58]
I’m just gonna if I can put a
Speaker 4 · [2:47:01]
I’m gonna do a pull request
Speaker 4 · [2:47:02]
and then merge to fix that across the whole Fix what? Repository.
Speaker 4 · [2:47:07]
It thinks repository thinks Faf is wearing the Mithril Athlete.
Speaker 1 · [2:47:11]
That’s wrong.
Speaker 1 · [2:47:21]
Moolock and.
Speaker 0 · [2:47:25]
Start pincering.
Speaker 0 · [2:47:27]
He he ate 109
Speaker 1 · [2:47:30]
monkfish.
Speaker 0 · [2:47:34]
The claw is true.
Speaker 0 · [2:47:36]
The claw is true, and it is yours.
Speaker 0 · [2:47:39]
And as
Speaker 0 · [2:47:40]
the claw becomes yours, it knows it as if it is talking to you and you’re talking to it,
Speaker 0 · [2:47:47]
and it becomes your arm.
Speaker 0 · [2:47:49]
And in doing so, it grows
Speaker 0 · [2:47:52]
a 2nd pincer.
Speaker 0 · [2:47:54]
So 2 sets of pincers.
Speaker 1 · [2:47:57]
Woah.
Speaker 1 · [2:47:58]
Holy shit.
Speaker 3 · [2:48:00]
And it’s actually my arm now? Yeah. That’s fucking lit. You never take it off? Sucks because you can’t do this anymore, can you? No. He’s okay. I can’t.
Speaker 4 · [2:48:10]
Yeah. That’s.
Speaker 0 · [2:48:11]
Oh, What’s that? You can still take it off, but, like,
Speaker 2 · [2:48:15]
not really. What’s that movie with the South African guy and the aliens, but he, like, gets the claw? District 9. District 9. Dude, you’re District 9. District 9. Yeah. Hell, yeah. Good movie. I forgot about that 1.
Speaker 0 · [2:48:29]
Claw now does 2 d 10.
Speaker 2 · [2:48:32]
Oh.
Speaker 1 · [2:48:33]
Holy shit. God. So if you wanted a soft style. 2 d 10? When when you add it something in the pincers or like What? The claw. The claw.
Speaker 1 · [2:48:43]
Claw.
Speaker 1 · [2:48:44]
Great. I have this thing, like, just fucking
Speaker 4 · [2:48:47]
reading my character sheet Yeah. Live.
Speaker 1 · [2:48:51]
Nice. And then,
Speaker 2 · [2:48:53]
like, correcting things. Yeah. And then, like, It’s
Speaker 1 · [2:48:57]
all connected. You can have it doing that for Say, you’re now adopt me to Can you see We can look at the other.
Speaker 1 · [2:49:03]
Yeah. You can create a prompt for that? Respect. Yeah.
Speaker 1 · [2:49:06]
I haven’t Can you just go ahead and ingest all the old character sheets
Speaker 1 · [2:49:11]
from within this campaign and make updates to them? The ritual’s the over.
Speaker 0 · [2:49:22]
Whole time, not being able to keep the eye off as you ate monk fish after monk fish. 1 and then the next. Your belly doubling and tripling in size to the point where they all thought you’d fail and yet you persisted.
Speaker 0 · [2:49:36]
1 more monkfish. Another. Another. Another.
Speaker 0 · [2:49:39]
Van Cleef’s son was already
Speaker 0 · [2:49:41]
whispering, running around like a newspaper boy at all of the elders saying that there will be another. There will come comes another comes another as a club.
Speaker 0 · [2:49:50]
And by the time
Speaker 0 · [2:49:52]
you step outside of the lodge,
Speaker 0 · [2:49:54]
there are many Aldani playing football.
Speaker 1 · [2:50:00]
So do the meal
Speaker 1 · [2:50:02]
if you walk out. I’m, like, delirious from eating so much
Speaker 1 · [2:50:06]
fish.
Speaker 1 · [2:50:06]
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 0 · [2:50:16]
And the the trial is there, and I think that’s actually probably a good stopping point Nice.
Speaker 0 · [2:50:22]
For the night. We did have to get to the we didn’t even
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