Give Back the Feet (Feat) to my Bard
Tags: dnd song campaign night-song
Kind: Song (original; a mournful “Uncle Tubbs” number) Performer: Isilrod Gurglestrom First performed: Session 11 — Old Tin Top’s, Midsommer Night’s Song, round two
Isilrod’s round-two song, corrected by Reed from the noisy transcript as “Give Back the Feet (Feat) to my Bard.” The table framed it as an “Uncle Tubbs” bit; immediately after the song, the transcript has the DM asking, “What does give back the feet to my bard mean to you?” It played behind Faf’s grandiose introduction (“the hammer of Harmony, the Voice Beneath the Mountain”) and Bonzo’s druidcraft cherry-blossom effects. It advanced Isilrod out of the round of six.
Lyrics / Transcription
Reconstructed from noisy audio; title confirmed by Reed on 2026-07-08. Treat remaining wording as approximate.
Give back the feet to my bard. Get it back. And let our meat flow like a river, straight into the Sugar Bowl.
You say the governments never won, that don’t mean the fighting’s done. He’s got these lovely all alone — what happened to Mosquito while you were down deep in the jungle?
Give back the feet to my bard. Get it back. Let it flow like a river, straight into the Sugar Bowl.